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Chad Billingsley gets my vote for the third year in a row.


It's about that time for pitchers and catchers to report to camp and the 2011 baseball season will be underway.  For the third year in a row I wanted to get a feel for the favorite Dodgers going into the season.  Below is my list for my five favorite Dodgers. 

Chad Billingsley

Not surprisingly, I consider Chad Billingsley my favorite Dodger for the third consecutive year.  Simply nothing going on to change that fact. After struggling in the 2nd half of 2009 so much that he was dropped for the Dodgers post-season rotation, Billingsley had an excellent bounce back year in 2010.  Billingsley was a dependable member of the Dodgers only strength last season (starting pitching) and responded by putting up an ERA of 3.57, FIP of 3.07 and x-FIP of 3.81.  Hopefully, the armchair psychology about Bills being unable to pitch past the 6th inning have been put to rest permanently and I look forward to another year with Chad Billingsley in his prime in the Dodgers rotation.

Hong-Chih Kuo

Perhaps more than any other player on the Dodgers roster, Kuo is a guy you appreciate because of the road he's travelled to get to where he is.  Also, he's a dominating pitcher.  After having endured roughly 50 arm surgeries throughout his career, Kuo managed to stay fairly healthy most of last season.  In 2010, Kuo set a franchise record by recording a 1.20 ERA for the season, was selected to his first all-star game, and took over the closer duties after Jonathan Broxton was demoted.  On top of that, Kuo has one of the coolest homerun trots of any pitcher in baseball as he flipped his bat after jacking a homerun off the Mets in 2007. 

Clayton Kershaw

The young ace is a pretty easy player to like.  After drafting Kershaw out of high school, the Dodgers paid a (then) record salary bonus to entice the young Texan to sign and turn professional. Kershaw did of course, and absolutely dominated the minor leagues before earning a callup in 2008 at the age of 20. Kershaw has been a fixture in the Dodgers rotation ever since, and has posted video game like numbers in 2009 and 2010 with ERAs of 2.79 and 2.91 at ages 21 and 22.  Kershaw is already a star, but hopefully will be included in the Dodgers rotation for years to come (buy out some free agent years dammit!)

Jamey Carroll

I just can't help it.  Maybe it's a little bit of guilt for being so opposed to signing him to a 2 year deal before last season and the fact that Jamey got 0 votes this time last season (to be fair he hadn't yet played for the Dodgers by that time.)  But Carroll was a solid addition to the club last year fueled by his stellar OBP (.379) and his defensive flexibility. Carroll figured to be the utility infielder but was mostly a second baseman and the Dodgers entered the season with a platoon of Blake DeWitt and Ronnie Belliard at second base.  In any event, Carroll outlasted both of them and filled in admirably at short stop when Rafael Furcal was injured.  And yes, he's got the gritty/gamer reputation thrust upon him but unlike agitators like Jeff Kent and Luis Gonzales, Carroll seemed to be a bit more comfortable getting along with his (less gritty?) teammates.

Rafael Furcal

If it weren't for those injuries, Rafael Furcal is the Dodgers offensive MVP last season. Actually, even with the injuries, Furcal was arguably the most valuable position player for the Dodgers. Furcal posted a wOBA of .366 last season and a slugging percentage of .460.  Great contributions from a shortstop.  His defense has even managed to hold up these past few years as he's still considered an above average defensive short stop.  If only he could stay healthy.

Below are my top 5 Dodgers noted in 2010 and 2009 respectively. 
 

2010 2009
Chad Billingsley Chad Billingsley
Hong-Chih Kuo Hong-Chih Kuo
James McDonald Clayton Kershaw
Clayton Kershaw Andre Ethier
Manny Ramirez Matt Kemp

 

After the jump, see how the TBLA community ranked their top 5 Dodgers in 2010 and 2009

Star-divide

 

2010 Community Voting
Player Total Points
Matt Kemp 132
Clayton Kershaw 121
Chad Billingsley 79
Andre Ethier 53
Hong-Chih Kuo 43
Others Receiving Votes: Broxton (33), Loney (19), Ramirez (16), Martin (11), Furcal (6), McDonald (6), DeWitt (5), Stults (4), Elbert (3), Blake (2), Haeger (1), Troncoso (1), Padilla (1)

 

2009 Community Voting
Player Total Points
Clayton Kershaw 33
Chad Billingsley 28
Russell Martin 27
Matt Kemp 26
Hong-Chih Kuo 17
Others Receiving Votes: Ramirez (16), Ethier (12), Kuroda (6), DeWitt (5), Furcal (4), Loney (3), Broxton (1)

Some notes on the TBLA voting the past two years.

  • I scored the ballots fairly simply. 5 points for first, 4 points for 2nd and so on. 
  • As people assumed, Russell Martin suffered a huge fall between 2009 and 2010.  In 2009, Martin received 15% of the total points awarded compared to 2010 where Martin received only 2% of the total points awarded. To be fair, It should be noted that there was much more participation in 2010 and a lot more players received votes. 
  • Despite finishing 3rd in 2010, Chad Billingsley actually received the most first place votes (11), compared to Matt Kemp and Clayton Kershaw with 8 and 9 respectively. 
  • Commenter xeifrank voted for Hong-Chih Kuo five times.  I only counted it once. 
  • Manny Ramirez had the most unusual voting pattern. Manny missed the top 5, but actually appeared on 11 ballots.  9 of those ballots voted Manny as their 5th favorite Dodger. 
  • Poor Hiroki Kuroda. In 2009 Kuroda finished 8th out of 12 vote-getters and in 2010 Kuroda didn't appear on a single ballot.
  • In 2009, Brendan Scolari allowed commenters to include non-players in the list. Because I hate fun, I didn't include those votes above. If you're curious, there was one fifth place vote for Larry Bowa and two first place votes (1a and 1b) for Vin Scully and Tommy Lasorda.

Have at it commenters.  Vote for your five favorite Dodgers and the only stipulation is that they have to currently be a player in the Dodgers organization (all minor leaguers are eligible.) 

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Fave 5

Kershaw
Billingsley
Kuo
Jansen
Furcal

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

Billingsley
Kershaw
Broxton
Kuo
Kemp

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Billingsley
Ethier
Kemp
Kuo

by Alex41592 on Feb 7, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

My 5

Kershaw
Kuo
Billingsley
Kemp
Eithier

by SLC DODGER FAN on Feb 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Kuo and Kershaw are my contants

2011
Kuo
Kuroda
Kershaw
Ethier
Jansen

2010
Kuo
Kemp
Kershaw
Ethier
Loney

2009
Kuo
Kuroda
Kershaw
Kemp
DeWitt

2008
Kuo
Saito
Kershaw
Kemp
Martin

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Billingsley
Broxton
Kuo
Jansen

fuck hitters.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

Spoken like a pitcher.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t imagine why

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bills
Kershaw
Broxton
Kemp
Ethier

I’m also expecting to love Thames. Can’t go wrong with dingers and horrifically bad defense.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

I almost put Thames on my list instead of Furcal.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Billingsley
Kemp
Ethier
Kuo

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Billingsley
Kershaw
Kuo
Kemp
Furcal

by delias man on Feb 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Kemp
Ethier
Billingsley
Furcal

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

How is everyone leaving out Casey Blake? Who cares about numbers, he’s the biggest badass this team has.

Kershaw
Blake
Bills
Jansen
Ethier

by applesanchez on Feb 7, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

Can’t be the biggest badass when you have this guy on your team.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Willy Wonka is pretty cool

/obvi

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“/obvi” killed me

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! I just learned the Buckethead version on guitar! THAT is killer!

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Kemp
Billingsley
Kuo
PUJOLS!!!!

(Kuroda)

by stevesaxaphone on Feb 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

whyw ould he take 28 per year for 2 years when he could get 28 per year for 10? We’d have to offer him 70/2 to get him on that short of a contract and even then, why would he do that?

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t really a serious post. But that would make Pujols the highest paid player (AAV) and become a free agent again at 33.

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless the Cards decide to pay that, I don’t think Pujols will get $28 million per year.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll certainly be interesting regardless. I still don’t quite know why his agent let him sign a deal that made him a free agent at 31 instead of 29. At 29 he may have been in line for a 12/360 deal.

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by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I predict 8y/@264mil. $33 mil per year.

by kinbote on Feb 7, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My fav 5

1. Billingsley
2. Kershaw
3. Kuo
4. Broxton
5. Ethier

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Feb 7, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

Bills
Kuroda
Kershaw
Kuo
Kemp

by Sanctimonious Kid on Feb 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Kuo
Jansen
Sands
Ethier
Bills

by kinbote on Feb 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

The first list without CK. Shame on you! :)

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I admire him and root for him.

by kinbote on Feb 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuo
Kershaw
Kuroda
Billingsley
Furcal

by guy clinch on Feb 7, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Kemp
Billingsley
Loney
Blake

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Billingsley
Ethier
Loney
Kuo
Blake

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

1: Kemp- still view him, potentially, as the biggest franchise position player since the Duke, on and off the field. Hope I don’t have to revisit this one next year!

2: Kershaw- most underrated starter in baseball (for now), awesome clubhouse leader. And yet…still can’t bring myself to put a starting pitcher at #1. :/ Maybe if Bills teaches him how to hit!

3: Loney- yeah, yeah, I know.

4: Ethier- control those temper tantrum induced 1-for-30s, and he’ll move higher up.

5: Kuroda (just eeks out Bills)- the most underrated #3 starter in baseball. Forget Cliff Lee- THIS guy gave up serious money to be with the team he loves! Bless his heart.

by sarcastro9 on Feb 7, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

“4: Ethier- control those temper tantrum induced 1-for-30s, and he’ll move higher up.”

Let’s see how you’d react after being Triple Crown leader through mid-May, then getting injured and struggling so much upon return.

by EthierIsBetterThanKemp on Feb 9, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

For those of us who speculated about Broxton's health
“He never complained,” Colletti said. “And at the end, he wasn’t thrilled with it, but I said, ‘Jonathan, I need you to take a complete physical — your arm, your shoulder, your elbow.’ A week to go in the season. And he said, ‘I feel great. I don’t need to do it.’ And I said, ‘I need you to do it.’ So he said, ’I’ll do it,’ and everything came back clean.”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

For those wanting Gwynn in CF
“Right now Matty’s the center fielder,” Colletti said. "Andre’s the right fielder. I want to see what Tony can do offensively. He’ll play as much as the offense allows him, I think … using the whole field, bunting more, figuring out ways to get on base, because his on-base percentage isn’t high even when he hits .270. See if he can become more disciplined at the plate, use his speed more to get on. I don’t expect power out of him. I don’t expect gap power out of him, but I would like to see him get on base a lot more, because if he does it perhaps changes the dynamics in the outfield.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like he’s talking about Kemp, not Gwynn.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

He says Tony, and says he doesn’t expect power out of him.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

So much good stuff in there

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You said it, nolander

What a damn good article.

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Feb 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

For the prospect boosters
“If I would have signed a left fielder for three years, who was again not one of those robust guys — I’m not sure there was a guy out there — then I’m really kind of blocking one of those two kids [Trayvon Robinson and Jerry Sands], and I’ve got faith in both of them,” he said. “Hopefully, not this year. Hopefully, it’s a year from now, but I have faith in both that they’ll be able to play and contribute. And actually I told them both that, too, in the fall — I told Trayvon way back in the summertime, ‘It’s important for me to know who you are and how you play. Because you know what, Manny’s not gonna be back next year. And I’ve got to make a decision whether I’m gonna go and tie up his spot for three or four years, or be patient and mix and match for a year and wait for you.’”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a great approach

I hope he sticks to it.

I also wonder, assuming Sands and Robinson continue improving, which of Ethier, Kemp, or Loney is most likely to go. Personally, I’d hate to lose any of those guys, but I guess we’ll know more after the season. There’s a lot more to be concerned about before then.

by sarcastro9 on Feb 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Loney would be the first gone for obvious reasons and Ethier would be next since he’ll probably command more in the open market than he’s worth.

Kemp may still get locked up in a longer term contract.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

except I have this feeling that Ethier’s contract demands might outweigh Loney’s underwhelming performance. To be continued…

by sarcastro9 on Feb 7, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
So Uribe, while the on-base percentage isn’t Moneyball-ish or whatever, the run production is still pretty good, in that he can play second, short or third, and we don’t have anybody that’s going to press him at third for a while, and really De Jesus is trying to transition to play second. I needed somebody I can run out there who’s a big league guy."

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The interesting thing

is he has basically confirmed that Uribe will probably be our 3b next year.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he meant for 2012 on that one, but I could be wrong.

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hm?

I’m saying Uribe will be getting the bulk of the starts in 2012.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

at 3b

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thrown off by “next year” since this one hasn’t started yet. My bad.

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading this article

it almost seems like Ned went around and read what everyone on blogs has been speculating about and then spun it all out in pr speak to make people happy. Too paranoid?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

He’s talked like this before, he’s just being Ned. As Eric and I have said before, if you spend 20 minutes with Ned you realize he knows baseball even if you disagree on how he goes about building a club.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 7, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Just the 60 minutes of so he spent with us at the last blogger night was enough to convince me of that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, too paranoid.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I've created a fanshot

but I strongly recommend that if you liked what you read that you post over on DT. Nothing is more irritating to a free site author then to have something brilliant up but see it discussed at someone else’s website, and not at the originating web site.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 7, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could

but my work computer hates the espn commenting section for some reason.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

all computers hate the ESPN commenting sections at times.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly talking about McDonald

“Again, Los Angeles isn’t for everybody,” Colletti said. “Sometimes we make a move on a player because we know in this environment here, they’re not going to be very good in it.”

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get that at all, especially since JMac is from here.

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by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

maybe if they had given him a chance. They gave up so quickly on him once they called him up it was insane.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Completely agree.

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure?

I thought it was Lambo.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course I'm not sure. He wasn't specific

But that sounds like the PR way of saying “I might regret trading that guy, but then again, we didn’t think he would be good here, too much pressure, blah, blah.”

That was where the quote was in the context of the article.

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, and I can see Ned thinking that a pot-smoking Lambo who couldn’t stop long enough to avoid a 50-game suspension would be a guy who wouldn’t succeed in LA.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea but Mcdonald is the "Ace" of the Pirates now

and Lambo has sucked. Not sure he’s really thinking he might regret that one.

he added that there were a couple of other guys he would have to wait and see on.

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought too.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was also referring to Santana.

by Nolij on Feb 7, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he meant Dotel

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Could have been Manny though

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Posted this at DT

Terrific read, Jon.
.
Right up top we get this: “Yet as far as Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti was concerned, it was almost a mirage. During an interview at his Dodger Stadium office last week, Colletti fully acknowledged that the Dodgers’ second-half fade, as much as he and everyone else tried to reverse it, came as disturbingly little surprise to him.”
.
To me, this makes the deadline trades even more troubling. Those trades made the team slightly better in ‘10 but at a cost for the future. Those aren’t moves I’d make but I can see things from another point of view — if you think the team can turn it around but will need a boost for the postseason, then those moves might be a good idea.
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However, the fact that the team’s collapse didn’t suprise Colletti shows he had the same pessimistic view of the team that I did. I can’t reconcile that. I know Colletti has forgotten more baseball than I’ll ever know, but expecting Lilly/Dotel to turn around a slide that you see coming… I dunno.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The Lilly deal

was simply a chance to get someone here who could pitch well and eat up some innings and really that cost wasn’t that big. The Dotel deal has a lot to do with what the Dodgers thought about the guys they sent away.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 7, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It just...

ugh. McDonald had done quite well in relief at the major league level before. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh /explode

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Kuroda
Billingsley
Kemp
Furcal

by CarolinaDodger on Feb 7, 2011 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Fave 5

Kershaw
Kemp
Billingsley
Night Stalker
Jamey Gamer

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Ethier
Kuo
Kuroda
Jansen

by eitherethier on Feb 7, 2011 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Ethier
Kemp
Billingsley
Jansen

by Hllywoodgq on Feb 7, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

Bills
Kemp
Ethier
Furry
Dutch Rudder

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Feb 7, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

Kemp. He was my favorite before last year and this is no time to abandon ship.

Jansen. A pitcher comes out of nowhere to show he can be the next closer? I’ll take two, please.

Kuo. Any pitch could be his last. We are lucky to get to see him.

Carroll. Wanna know what I think a “gamer” is? I think it’s a guy who shows up every day and does his job the very best he can. It was real, real easy to root for Carroll last year.

Kershaw. He is the Dodgers’ best player. Of course he is a favorite.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Kemp
Kuo
Jansen
Gibbons (Yeah, I went there)

by OB12 on Feb 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

Gibbons

He was definitely a pleasant surprise last year, but the sample size was so small. I seriously doubt he can post an 800+ OPS over a full season.

by Hllywoodgq on Feb 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

For me, it doesn’t have anything to do with production. I liked his story and I am happy to see him back.

by OB12 on Feb 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m tempted to put “Gibbons/Thames” at #5, but I probably won’t.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

At least Aaron Miles is better than Juan Castro.

Miles got a minor league deal with an invite to ST

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

I read Jon’s article and walked away happy, then I get a tweet saying we’ve signed Aaron Miles and I’m going back to work now. I’m sure he’ll raise the ticket prices in ABQ, though.

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by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude

I didn’t realize you meant with the Dodgers!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Matt Guerrier

the first Twins FA pitcher to sign in LA since Dave Goltz?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

Please don’t mention that name again. Him and Stanhouse were the worst pitching combo in Dodger history.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Carter-Baez?

Still makes me want to puke my guts out.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It will be funny if the guy with the handle "kempkershaw"

doesn’t have Kemp and Kershaw as his top two.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

Billingsley
Kershaw
Kemp
Ethier
Loney

Kuo’s right there as well…same w/Broxton.

by KellyStephen on Feb 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

I expect Broxton (not Kemp) to be the big dropper this year.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s Broxton?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Feb 7, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the 2011 Rolaids Fireman of the Year?

by KellyStephen on Feb 7, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There has to be a Ron Jeremy joke in there somewhere.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Billz
Kemp
Kershaw
Kuo
Furcal

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Xander Bogaerts

what a great name. Prospect in the DSL for the Bosox. We’d drool over his numbers.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Great name or greatest name?

by kinbote on Feb 7, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Might not be the greatest when Rougned Odor is around.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That guy stinks.

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by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t drool over those numbers.

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

6' 3", 175, 17 years old

and the DSL is a pitcher’s league (I think).
I also gave it about two seconds of thought also.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Garcia put up better numbers as a 17 year old in the Arizona rookie league which is tougher than the DSL. DSL is a pitchers league just because there aren’t many good hitters. Not saying Bogaerts isn’t a prospect, but nothing to drool over yet.

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmm. Jonathan Garcia.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

My Fave

Kershaw
Billingsley
Kemp
Kuo
Ethier

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

kershaw
kemp
billingsley
Kuo
Broxton

Hating the Giants for going on a half century and counting!

by MammothDodger on Feb 7, 2011 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

Just saw this

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=SS&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=571740

I know it was against Rookie League batteries, but 48 SB in 69 games is, you know, good and stuff.

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by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

He’s a top 50 guy on everyone’s list. Scouts love him.

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what would happen if scouts found out about track meets. There’s some really fast dudes there!

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was playing in college, there was this dude playing CF for Cal Poly Pomona who had transfered there from Oregon. Apparently he was some budding track star but decided he liked baseball better but couldn’t make Oregon’s team. It was a pain in the ass playing against his teams. If it wasn’t a line drive to the fence, it wasn’t gonna be a hit against him, and even then he might get some ridiculous jump and track it down.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.gotoros.com/custompages/baseball/2006/season/cpp47.htm

Not one of my best games, but the 8 hitter (reason he couldn’t crack Oregon) for Pomona is the dude. Janowicz. If I never see that dude again it’ll be too soon.

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by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

GScott with the win! Way to pitch to contact, brother :)

by kinbote on Feb 7, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Must have been nice to re-take the mound with an 11-run lead!

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, this was certainly was of the more interesting games I played in. That was the final game of a 4 game series and the second game of a double header.

We beat CPP 6-3 Thursday, 17-6 Friday, 10-6 Saturday morning and then 19-6 in the game I posted above. I only threw 3 innings in that 19-6 game because, well, we were up by a fuckton, but also because it was the end of a season that I had 27 appearances in 51 games. After the first half of the season I was on pace to smash the CSUDH appearances record. I felt like GD 2010 second half Jonathan Broxton. My arm literally fell off.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The MLB would become the NFL?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't watch the show a ton

But I still love the the MASH finale still holds up among the all-time most-watched shows in US history.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

I still think it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen on a screen. Still waiting on the Dodgers to give me something memorable to watch.

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by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My Five

Kershaw
Kemp
Kuo
Jensen
Furcal

by bucknellbruin on Feb 7, 2011 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

Matt Kemp
Matt Guerrier
Chad Billingsley
Kenley Jansen
Jonathan Broxton

Besides sharing my first name, Guerrier also shares my exact date of birth. So, at least he’s got that going for him.

by Nolij on Feb 7, 2011 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

Kersaw
Kuo
Ethier
Billingley
Kemp

by ClipCat on Feb 7, 2011 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Has to be current Dodgers

why else wouldn’t I put Dewitt and McDonald on my list?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I will wait for the blog police to come to my house and arrest me : )

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch out – I do know where you live!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I just won’t count the last vote.

So there.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

oh right, I forgot there was a tally.

numero five-o: Kuo

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so you do still work here?

by delias man on Feb 7, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike said he’d post again once the next baseball card fan post was published.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My 5 Faves

(right now, I’m fickle)

Kershaw
Kuo
Kemp
Furcal (the one who is healthy, not the one who gets hurt too much :-/)
Kuroda

and a What the Hell/Why Not Pick: AJ Ellis.

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by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

if I want to go "All K's"

swap Raffy with KKKKKKKenley Jansen

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by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Raffy’s nickname among his teammates is FooKie, with a K.

by nsxtasy on Feb 7, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

My problem with your list.

Furcal doesn’t start with a K. And if he does, then we miss a chance to get the leadoff batter on.

by Nolij on Feb 7, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Kershaw
2. Furcal
3. Kuo
4. Kuroda
5. Sands

by nsxtasy on Feb 7, 2011 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

With honorable mention for Aaron Miles. Just because nobody’s reporting his signing yet. :)

by nsxtasy on Feb 7, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fav 5 and why

Kemp ( Best all around player on the team)
Kershaw ( a future ace if not one already )
Dre ( best hitter on the team and money in the back when game is on the line )
Bills ( A work horse just give him the ball and he will give you his best not always good but more often then not it is )
Loney ( best fielder on the team )

Just my opinion but what do I know ? ( not much :) )

by Dodgermanramon on Feb 7, 2011 3:05 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

My guess at Maddz' list
  1. Billz backside
  2. Billz left thigh
  3. Billz right thigh
  4. John Ely
  5. Andre Ethier

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

you missed a chance to use the phrase Billz Little Guy. It was right there!

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he aint so little

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s little in the middle but he got much back

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Billz can do side bends and situps

but please don’t lose that …change up.

I have no idea what kind of pitches Billz throws, nor what is his best pitch. I am disappoint. In myself.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB2k10 says his changeup is alright, but it’s the 12-6 curve that’s bangarang

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How about his

ahem

backdoor slider

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you did there

and I appreciate it, immensely.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that curve has some sick movement on The Show.

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

She has more than once said that the dick shot (not this guy) doesn’t impress her.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

well done. I love that his nickname is Ugly

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Billz is married

I’m no homewrecker.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend yell at me for talking to a guy at a bar who was there with a girl — “Don’t talk to him! He has a girlfriend!!!”

He had a sweet mohawk. I was telling him how sweet his mohawk was.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

if it were my job to keep pants on, I’d be a belt, not a person

wait that’s the opposite of what I just said

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

I told her to go find me a suitable guy, and then while she was distracted, found one of my own.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You be the judge

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Not saying Dodgers should pick him up but as an update:
TBrownYahoo Tim Brown
Texas GM Jon Daniels: “Michael (Young) has requested a trade.”

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by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

MSTI has some choice words for that idea…

by nsxtasy on Feb 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He also just tweeted this

about Aaron Miles:

@MikeSciosciasTI (Mike Petriello) Per @baseball_ref, Aaron Miles is the 4th least valuable player since 2003, among those with 2500 PA http://digs.by/gHVHvo

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Can God create a scrappy middle infielder so bad that even the Cardinals do not want him?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

well of course, God could, but well, as head scratchers go that’s a doozy.

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like picturing the sound of Rod Barajas reaching base.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you just did the intellectual equivalent of dividing by zero.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder my brain just tended toward infinity.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn thing is just a popularity contest.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I’ve done my job. I really hope you’ve been saving up the Rod image for just the right time.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m like, geez guys, I know his last name, but what’s his first name? *nudge nudge

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Just make sure you figure it out before you go to steal his mail.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lest I end up with Tod Barajas’ mail? I bet it’s all weird magazines like Frog Collector Monthly

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Being less notable than Rod Barajas would wreak havoc on your psyche.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t put quantitative value on grit.

by BFDC on Feb 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

can we call it gRIT?

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandpaper disagrees

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Langill

Historian on staff to LA Dodgers to give talk.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

historian of the LA Dodgers…? Where can I get that gig?!

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you have to wait for him to retire, or murder him with piano wire and gloves

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You need a little more time in training.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Diaper or potty
/ducks and runs

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Cold and OT.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Billz
Blake
Kemp
Ethier

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

I can't remember what I said last week

so here it is for recordkeeping:

1. Kershaw
2. Kuo
3. Furcal
4. Kemp
5. Loney

by bhsportsguy on Feb 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Billingsley
Kuroda
Kemp
Broxton

by JonWeisman on Feb 7, 2011 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

Night Stalker
Gamer
Dre
Loney
Billz

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Gamer was a runner up for me. I love him.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

My expectation

is that as much as we liked Gamer in 2010 we will want him gone by the end of 2011.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 7, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate the fact that we like him so much. Just tells me enough things went poorly that him playing okay was a highlight.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuo
Kershaw
Kuroda
Kemp in RF
Dre in LF

If those two stay in their current positions I would have to take Loney over Kemp

okay I thought about it, its the Rays fault! Shoulda drafted Posey.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 3:48 PM PST reply actions  

No love for

Barajas
Uribe
Gwynn
Navarro
Belisario
Hawksworth
Lilly
Garland

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

can’t imagine why.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Gwynn will be my favorite if he gets 400 PA while playing CF.

okay I thought about it, its the Rays fault! Shoulda drafted Posey.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What if it is with a .299 OBP?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

True

okay I thought about it, its the Rays fault! Shoulda drafted Posey.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Of this group, I think Lilly is the most fun to watch — terrific at times last year.

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

terrific at times last year, terrifying at times this year.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I will rank them in order of best-looking sisters.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally, a logical ranking.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If Casey Blake and James Loney weren’t terrible last year and I didn’t think those guys could be non factors very soon, they take the spots Kemp and Dre.

okay I thought about it, its the Rays fault! Shoulda drafted Posey.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

agreed

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Kuo
Billingsley
Kuroda
Broxton

by Black&Blue on Feb 7, 2011 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

Kuo
Jansen
Ethier
Carroll
Furcal

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Feb 7, 2011 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Bills
Ethier
Kemp
Kuo

by StolenMonkey86 on Feb 7, 2011 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Really old Macintosh infomercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdqe5fu8A30

“How many megs of RAM?”

“Eight”

“I knew you were a power user!”

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

Leon Landry's

Twitter profile pic:

And according to his tweet, he’s getting another one right now. Guess he won’t be changing his name anytime soon.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

At least the tattoo is bad enough that he’s more than qualified for an MMA career if this baseball thing doesn’t work out.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel validated

that someone significantly younger than me sees it that way.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s what happens when you come out of the womb with a six pack. Unlike you or I he will never face the consequences he should for that tattoo.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This

it’s not a good look, but maybe it’s a hood look

/beyonce

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude is yoked.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I am assuming that by "yoked"

You mean that he should be plowing a field somewhere.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he looks like a gang member. Can’t tell yet if that’s racist

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

factual moreso then racist

I blame society

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately since people from all walks of life are getting awful tattoos this stereotype is gonna get smashed.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame MMA

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

but only certain tattoos will get you swept in the door of Homeboy Industries

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought Homeboy Tortilla Chips the other day. They were OK.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a homeboy blueberry danish the other day. Not very many blueberries, but the pastry was solid

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a homebo — wait. No, not TBLA appropriate.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

/nieces
etc.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Matthew Bellamy is my homeboy! >>>>>>>

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz, you keep trying to drag us down that road with you. And it keeps working!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

We to

liked em, I thought they all lost their jobs, but that when they did the Dodger Stadium swap meet they hired them to do the gig, but then I never heard if that went as planned.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bakery and Cafe kept running with paid staff, all the personell for the company and admin staff were let go, but they all kept working

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Breakfast at Homegirl Cafe is awesome

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I ate a Homeboy Lava Lamp. It wasn’t lava.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks more like a billboard.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha

or freeway mural!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That was really my first thought

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you're joking

But I honestly don’t know what joke you’re making. I was going on “yoke,” like oxen… plowing… I really have no idea.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Joking about black people working fields is a bad idea.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You will have to trust me when I say this:

I had no idea what race he is, and it’s not really possible to tell from the picture above.

That said, I certainly apologize.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t apologize, then the terrorists win

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He obviously hates America

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You have me confused with somebody else

I hate everybody equally.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You can hate everything else

while also hating America

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that's true

I just don’t want my hatred of America singled out. I mean, nobody talks about how I fucking despise Micronesia.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Qatar sucks and smells.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t get me started on Disputed African Zone.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hidding to many ……………………….

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

“It’s so fucking small”.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No one actually thinks your racist

thats kind of the point of the joke

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by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Humma carefully scrutinizing my one Asian-shaped eye the other day at lunch. What’s up with that?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

thats ignorant

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by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You will likely want them again in 30 minutes.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

only if she eats them.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Waitaminute, how’s that work?

I want eggrolls. I can take two courses of action:

1) I eat them or 2) I do not eat them

If 1, then boom, I want them again in 30 minutes.
If 2, my eggroll craving is never satisfied. Wouldn’t I by definition want them again in 30 minutes?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You might be craving Moo Shoo pork by then.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It was part of my genius subtext.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did I suddenly think “What’s Up Tiger Lilly?”

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You wouldn’t know it, but I don’t have any pants on.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re old. But you do have a good memory.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

“Watch me shoot these six guys with only five bullets.”

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

but that does sound familiar

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It is the only line from it that I can quote from memory for some reason.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

slavery

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

When I saw yoked

I thought that meant “ripped” or muscular.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It does!

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by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

ha we lost power so I couldn’t respond until after the chaos. Yeah, I meant for being a not-very-big guy he has huge lats.

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by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

…does he have tramp stamp hair?

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by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow Pitch

Season starts tonight. I get to umpire for 3 hours. Hopefully no one gets tossed.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

Just remember, like Angel Hernandez always thinks, the people in the stands, while likely either related to or are friends of the players, are all there to see you umpire! :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I know this is true. I love to call loud and obnoxious strike outs in Slow Pitch (sarcasm heavy)

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

In Little League one of the umpires brought a cardboard box he could break dance on whenever someone struck out.

Without any exaggeration that was the greatest mind of his generation.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

my 5 favs

Last year
C.Blake
Dewitt
Carroll
Ely
Loney

This year

Ethier
Loney
Kershaw
Carroll
Blake

by Ian Capilouto on Feb 7, 2011 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

I usually rate my favorite players

on how cool it would be to drink a beer and have some hot wings with them. All those guys seem like a good time.

by Ian Capilouto on Feb 7, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The only vote I saw for Carroll last year was a sarcastic one that silverwidow made pretending to be Ned.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

oh i mistook what youwere asking about

I did not post last year? i was just stating my favorite guys from last year. sorry.

by Ian Capilouto on Feb 7, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries, just making sure I didn’t miss you when I did the recap above.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought about putting the Beard down too

not sure why he doesn’t get more love except that he’s getting up there and probably won’t be a Dodger starter much longer. but I root for him.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The craziest one

was Kuroda getting no votes last year. When I tallied them up I couldn’t believe it. I mean, the guy was the winning pitcher in the series clinching the Dodgers first playoff victory since 88.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always liked him

so it’s my fault, either I didn’t vote last time or I skipped over him for some reason. Sorry Hiro!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

With a five player limit

it’s tough to get all the fav’s in.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No shame in being #6 or 7

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you from Ar-Kansas too?

$

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Samsung, Toshiba, Panasonic

Pick one brand for a mid-size TV.

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

LCD, LED, Plasma, other forms?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Samsung wins in a knockout

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by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the Samsung pimping. I will strongly consider it, although Sony is usually my first choice.

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

for HDTV

Sony and Samsung both are the best in general. I am thrilled with my Sony Bravia.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

what is mid size these days?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Still gonna say samsung

although I’m pleased enough with my Vizio 32 inch

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a Vizio. Plasma. Nice picture, especially for the money.

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Samsung

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got a real nice Sylvania 36". Good price, too.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU JUST GOT KILLED BY A DAEWOO LANOS

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Thug life

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Stats guy on his team, the Yankees

“I am not looking forward to our starting rotation.”

Teehee

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

Whaaaaa my rotation only has two All Stars in it woe is me.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously. He asked me about the Dodgers and how I thought they’d do.

Guys, I don’t feel so good.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel good. Seriously, I’m feeling fairly confident in a playoff appearance.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed Maddz was simultaneously posting her health update. My money is on a bad smoothie at lunch.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Smoothie for lunch. Nahhhh. I had mac n cheese.

I was too, but now I’m thinking about the NL West. The only team I don’t think that has a shot, even remotely, are the DBacks.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the Padres do, but I thought that last year….

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Mac & cheese makes a terrible smoothie. No wonder you don’t feel good.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds kinda good to me....

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Whether it would be good tasting or not, Dee Gordon should drink a ton of ’em.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it bad if a smoothie has 60 grams of sugar?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds terrible.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like Jamba Juice.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

nailed it

that and McDonalds

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

the only thing I will get from jamba juice is the protein berry workout. And I get a small.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I have to stop being lazy

and start making my own at home again. /DON’T WANNA CLEAN THE BLENDER

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Don’t you have a wife?

/ducks

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

She does do the dishes but…She doesn’t do the dishes with enough regularity for me to pump out smoothies more then once or twice a week if I don’t clean it myself.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You should ask GScott, he definitely does dishes.

:D

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking skirts.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

$

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

the great Amanican Pasttime.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Breakfast call back.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/dance

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Made the woman an egg sandwich and she doesn’t even wash the spatula. Figures.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just trying to give you an object lesson in what happens in dating.

You have expectations, they’re never met, so the least you can do is hope that they don’t talk while the TV is on.

I have goals.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lazy mans protein shake:

Fill glass with water
Add protein powder + whatever
Stir

It’s disgusting but I don’t have to wash any dishes.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I just blend a filet mignon and drink that.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be silly

What a waste of good gin that would be.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t, never ever ever, neglect to wash that right afterwards,

Fucking TRUST ME on that

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

and it doesn’t even need to dissolve all the way, just enough that I can pound it without tasting powder texture.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t sure if I should be happy or profoundly sad that I had a different brand of protein the other day and was like “oh man, this is good”

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang. I walked right into that one

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot Damn that is funny!

The best part is reading it right now for the first time and seeing a comment rec’d and not knowing what happened to earn the rec.

When she said protein, I knew the deal!

LMAO

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, end up getting a lump or two but it’s so worth it.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yum

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That thing only has like 12 grams of protein in it. Ain’t no one getting swole off of that.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my body, since I’m a girl, can only process up to 18 g at a time and I don’t want to get prison yard swole so

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by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If you figure out how to get giant muscles to suddenly appear on your body please let me know.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

is that a science? What happens if we have too many grams of protein?

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't process it right and it becomes fat?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Your body just can’t do anything with it, I believe.

Or it could do terrible things to your body. Either or.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If it did terrible things you’d be dead from one chicken breast.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean if you have TOO MUCH protein.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, there’s more than 18 grams of protein in a chicken breast.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm more worried about losing 40 pounds

then getting swole right now

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

only if it’s a small.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A small often does

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by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I messed up

I should have said, “only if it’s 5’3”."

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wa wa wa wa

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dbacks and the Fathers are fucked

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Tainted soy milk in the double-caff mocha latte.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Double? What am I, a child? I only drink triple shots, son!

/blasts off to the moon under her own power because coffee is delicious

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

To infinity and beyond.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to agree. With a little consistency, this team could go a long way.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Consistent is one word to describe some of our players.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

…consistently not on base

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That was where I was going yes.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I got you, homie

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I recommend the team takes lots of Milk of Magnesia to combat irregularity.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing worse than smug Yankees fan is complaining Yankees fan.

I’m very confident in the badness of our division, so we’ve got a shot.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What could go wrong?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

can I really enumerate that?

I feel like I would be jinxing things.

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by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm predicting at least NLCS this year

/I don’t care about how random the 5 games series are we are obviously boss at them.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

hahahaha nice

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by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you meant 3-game series!

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuckin right doggy.

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Anyone playing the KZ3 beta?

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

no

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by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

COD fanboy are you?

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

PC fanboi

I don’t like playing online shooters on my wiistation360. MW2 was such a let down.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer PS36wii

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I love PC for Fallout and CS:S..
I actually hate Black OPS with a passion.

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven't touched it

after the f’ked me with MW2 on PC being so horribad online I’m over it, plus most of infinity ward left so future iterations can f off too.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm conflicted about that game

maybe I’ll play it one day, I just found the 2nd one to be only ok with a helping of amazing graphics.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They re did the layout, its actually really fun. I agree tho, KZ 2 sucked terribly.

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I just heard a meerkat puke.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily my sound card does not work.

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He was the one who was gonna get a Xoom

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

top 5

1) kershaw
2) raffy furcal
3) loney
4) ethier
5) kemp

by Jason007 on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

FAV's

Ethier
Kershaw
Kuroda
Loney
Kuo

J. Lindsey and R. Mitchell almost made it in though

by JJ 24 on Feb 7, 2011 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

fave 5

Billingsley
Kershaw
Loney
Kemp
Broxton

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Feb 7, 2011 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

on a side note

it is too bad that los angeles does not have a great baseball radio talk show like they do out here in chicago. this guy called bruce levine does a show out here that is pretty thorough and has excellent guests on it constantly.

by Ian Capilouto on Feb 7, 2011 4:48 PM PST reply actions  

Ya, having a baseball show would really conflict with the radio station policy to discuss the Lakers 24/7 365 days a year.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Your boy should be getting some of that time slot soon.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Current Blake Griffin talk radio topics

1) Blake is great, but it’s only a matter of time before something happens to him, because he’s a Clipper [play sound effect]

2) When will the Lakers trade Luke Walton for Griffin?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

I don’t even really mind the Lakers non-stop on talk radio now, but when they are discussing it in September instead of baseball it’s when it seems particularly silly.

by Michael White on Feb 7, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Donald Sterling is the anti christ.

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That devalues the insult.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I really dont care for the NBA and I guess I would be a Laker fan by default but I could watch Blake Griffin everyday for the rest of my life. I have a mancrush on him, its bizarre.

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

oh YES I love your signature.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

"Lighten up, Francis."

classic

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd seen Stripes maybe 20 times before turning 15

and both my dad and step dad would say “Lighten Up, Francis” and like a drunken teen, I never got it.

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That quote is Maddz Daddz approved.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

100 Aaron Miles PA and running.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I’ve been out all day.

by Tripon on Feb 7, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t giving you a hard time. Just paraphrasing NWA.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

His slash line

is so 1950’s

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

by NotJoeTorre on Feb 7, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Miles!

anagrams to Oral Inseam.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

also anagrams to

Amen, Sailor!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He sucks

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This poll is unscientific

yet so right in the unanimity of the nation.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

Which means only one thing

next year, the Super Bowl will return to the Parade of Old and Possibly Dead People What Once Used to Rock

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

oh please let it be a remaining Beatles reunion, with fill ins by the surviving Beach Boys

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

McCartney just played in 2005

No, I predict Clapton

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

did he? huh, it was that unmemorable.

Boo Clapton. I want Smokey Robinson

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don't get it

how hard is it to get someone who doesn’t completely suck, and also isn’t dying?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince was good, wasn’t he? Do I remember that right?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s too bad. (drinks)

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

nolander lacks a heart, but we’re going to the Wizard to get him one

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are posting that as evidence that Price sucked

You are sadly mistaken.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Nolander not making his case easier.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

no sir

he sucked because he played a bunch of half songs, very few of which where his. It was an incoherent mess imho. If he had just played “when the doves cried” and walked off it would have been great.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon

He sang “Baby I’m a Star” from center stage at the Super Bowl. That’s just great.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I'm just like his mother

I’m just never satisfied..

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot how hard it was raining

perhaps I am being too hard on him. I’m shocked the two chicks dancing on stage managed to not fall and crack their skulls open.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was pretty good.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So that leaves…Lady Gaga?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

She can actually sing without autotune

so sure

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

because actual good bands like Arcade Fire or whatever

aren’t “Huge™” enough to get the corporate interests who pay for and plan the halftime garbage to take a chance on them.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They should get Arcade Fire and Kings of Leon to play the same show.

I’d watch that grudge match.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s this festival in Southern California…

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, since it sold out so fast

they should totally have a mini Coachella!

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like that so I can actually attend it. Unlike real Coachella.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohh I wanna go so bad!!

The Big 4(Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer and Anthrax) are there for their only American tour! I want that show.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be the highest known concentration of sleeveless t’s in the Western Hemisphere.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And possibly Eastern Hemisphere! Man I wanna go! We need to drag Eddie Van Halen’s ass out there and probably Iron Maiden too. THEN the sleeveless tees will rule the universe.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I don’t know what happened, Coachella got wicked popular. My hipster siblings cannot afford to go. This will be first time in 4 or 5 years they haven’t been able to go.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, never had a problem getting tickets so I sat on my ass. Probably should hold off on my expenses so it might be for the best that I’m missing it, but damn that’s an amazing lineup this year.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t be going to the desert for Coachella, but I will be going for Stagecoach, the country music festival

This time, Maddz, you may laugh

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Laugh? Why? THERE WILL BE HOT COUNTRY GUYS IN THE HOT HOT SUN. THE LACK OF TSHIRTS WILL BE AMAZING

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And you can drink where ever you want without having to do minor amounts of planning.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I think I’m jealous

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

if they have a mechanical bull, I may, literally, come to orgasm

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not how it works.

You get a bunch of fat guys walking around with their Copeys and empty Gatorade bottles full of sweat and baccy juice all trying to hit on you.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You should go with her.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually want to go. I just don’t want to pay that much for tickets.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So far awaaaaaaaaaay

but I need to go to that show

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

the country rates the Black Eyed Peas = Pinkberry. This is absolutely correct

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re being horrible to Pinkberry.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

pinkberry sucks

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sucks…or rules?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

sucks

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it worth signing a $2000 contract with Sprint?

by silverwidow on Feb 7, 2011 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Do you get your money back when they go out of business later this year?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want, you can figure out the price of the phone, without subsidy, and work out whether it makes more sense to do a pay-as-you-go plan or sign the contract…

…or you can just not worry about it and sign the contract.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

do you make all your life decisions based on a very sarcastic hive mind?

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

I’m mostly serious about them going out of business.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Would Sprint just go out of business? One of the other companies would pick up their assets, right?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They already user verizon's network

so maybe Verizon. Sprint would be deceased though, they would cease to be.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s happening with Sprint?

by Tripon on Feb 7, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They have been hemorrhaging customers for years

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I have loved Sprint, and the Family Plan pricing we are on is amazing.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a really good idea.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Is TBLA a hive?

Is Eric the queen?

Are we worker bee’s or drones?

What are the commentators?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Eric the queen?

I didn’t buy that dress for nothing.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

best comeback ever delivered unto me by a gay man.

“Look, you may be a princess, but I’m a queen. I outrank you.”

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

that is at once fantastic, fierce, and fabulous.

Seriously, I am still laughing

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I know right? I just smiled in stunned admiration. I think we were all doing NO2 at the time

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

When some wonder why Casey Blake gets no love I think the simple answer is that love is not part of the equation but 5 is.

I am hoping that Kemp does not follow the path of Martin who was on everyone’s list headed into 2008 but by 2010 had already seen a huge drop.

I think the K group of Kemp/Kershaw/Kuo have been consistent TBLA fan faves for the last three years. Kenley Jansen is going to have the biggest jump from this year to next year.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 7, 2011 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

love is not part of the equation

It’s not? What does “favorite” mean if not “love?”

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

is there any other kind?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i thought this was for each fan to pick their favorite players

Favorite = sometimes irrational, not always stat based (though certainly more often than not a good player).

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

True

just saying and I think I’m not being unreasonable that since the cap is five it is mighty hard for a non home grown average player to crack most fans top five.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

True dat

Next year my list will be kershaw and 4 rookies ;)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 7, 2011 9:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Sands, Robinson, Gordon, De La Rosa?

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The best Super Bowl halftime show was U2 in 2002.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

…won’t be a Dodger

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

……….Until he is over the hill.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

……who has also never played a Super Bowl halftime show, tho Shania Twain did.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Shania, is that canadian for still hot after 40?

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Jackson's

was unprecedented! The announcers said so!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’ think that word mean what he thinks it means.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Inconceivable.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He Healed the World!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He just had to touch a bunch of little boys to do it.

by Tripon on Feb 7, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

when the Irishman paid tribute to America?

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is “Up With People” when you really need them?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The Led Zepplin tribute at the Olympic Games hosted in China was memorable.

by 68elcamino427 on Feb 7, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

According to new Twitter

Paul Scheer is similar to Dodgers.

Nice.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

I have to start hating a new Twitter?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I use TweetDeck

But I was just checking something on the Dodgers’ Twitter page.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you’re an early adopter.

Shoot, I know people who still haven’t started hating television.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I too late?

Kershaw
Kuroda
Kuo
Loney
Kemp

by prosellis on Feb 7, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

It’s never to late to stay on topic.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fav 6
Jansen
Kuo
Kuroda
Kershaw
Billingsley
Broxton

by 68elcamino427 on Feb 7, 2011 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Michael is probably considering banning you right now for naming 6 dudes…..just sayin

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

After reviewing the roster, these are the guys who capture my imagination.
I’ll root for every Dodger, but if I left one of the six off this list, it wouldn’t be fair to the other five.

by 68elcamino427 on Feb 7, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

if we all did that

we would have anarchy, if it was anyone other then our biggest booster, hell would pay.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks to everyone for the participation so far today

We have 29 predictions for Kershaw by my rough count, which is more than double last year. There are tons of favorites in here as well.

Just remember, we are going to run a player profile every day between now and the end of March, so keep those predictions coming.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

Does anyone have a link to the Obama n Bill O’Reilly interview?

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

1. Kershaw
2. Dre
3. Kemp
4. Billz
5. Kuo

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

Everyone seemed to like the Darth Vader/VW commercial more than the others where I work.

Thoughts?

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Solid

I also enjoyed the Pepsi Max “throw things at people” commercials, and the one where Doritos brought things back to life.

The Joan Rivers Go Daddy one made me want to stab my eyes.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pepsi Max commercials were good. I liked the really weird Doritos commercial with the dude licking all the cheese.

If you are trying to encourage people to go to your site, I can’t figure for the life of me why you’d ask Joan Rivers to have

anything to do with it.

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

it was a real cute commercial

a sucky commercial was the Anchor Steam or Stella beer, or whatever with Adrian Brody singing. It did not make me want to drink beer.

by DodgerSF on Feb 7, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Stella

at our party, we agreed that Stella Artois is the most overrated beer of all time.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil abstained from the vote since he has no idea what makes a good beer.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Its replaced Heineken

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d still rather drink Stella than Heineken, tho

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS, 1000x THIS

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

if your choices are between Stella and Heineken, you are in the worst Western European bar ever

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Or my apartment on Sunday.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

#whitepeopleproblems

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And after that we had to get into the Natty. I have the worst life ever.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

there are other beers, you can purchase them, at stores

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But then I would have had to take a break from calling Roethelsberger a rapist. These are the hard choices I have.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

alleged rapist, come on now, this is America

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean, AMMRRCA!

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That really screws with potential portmanteaus though.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Really. Allegedly Rapistberger just doesn’t roll as trippingly off the tongue.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Black Butte Porter!

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 7, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. Overrated does not necessarily equal undrinkable.

Stella is drinkable, but it is really nothing special. Belgium has so much more to offer.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Kemp
2. Kershaw
3. Kuroda
4. Billz
5. Padilla’s Soap Bubble

by yolos on Feb 7, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

  1. Kemp
  2. Kershaw
  3. Ethier
  4. Furcal
  5. Kuroda

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

i think Eric is pissed at me because I didn’t pick the The Greatest Dodger LF of all time on my top 5.

I bet I get a hateful email.

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Billingsley is definitely my #1 too.

I love his delivery. I look at him and just enjoy watching every pitch he makes.

after that, it’s:
Kershaw
Kuo
Broxton
Ethier

With Kemp and Gibbons as runners-up.

by Taylor Maricle on Feb 7, 2011 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Dodgers sign INF Aaron Miles to a minor league deal with an invite to spring training. Sorry for no link, because I saw it on the MLB Network bar at the bottom of the screen.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

3x

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The MPC (Miles Per Comment) on this signing is mighty green. Car pool lane worthy.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see it. But, my bust. Pardon my mental illness.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Stayin medicated is the secret to serviving as a Dodger fan. Being off your meds is what is required to be a gnats fan.

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I really do have a mental illness, but I have always had faith in the Dodgers. I never really got angry as a Dodger fan. All 13 years of my life I’ve been dressed in Dodger blue.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

13?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 1:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m 13. My older brother is who has been posting on here until yesterday. The creepy emotional douchebag.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 8, 2011 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

You people need to establish separate accounts.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 8, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohh I found them. Sorry for being so ignorant and redundant..

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you don't care

but it has been 12 years and 1 day since Arkansas was ranked in basketball in February.

Fuckin sad

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Back when they were winnin championships?

by Grimjack on Feb 7, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Won in 94

Lost in the Championship game in 95

Fired Nolan soon after.

Storm of shit and bad coaches ever since.

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when Arkansas won the title. I was in a motel 6. Can’t remember why.

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But hey

How about that Ryan Mallet?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 1:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Billingsly
Ethier
Kuorda
Kemp

i will cry a lot if any of them get traded

by DodgerSF on Feb 7, 2011 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

If we are bad in July, be prepared to sob. Sorry Hiro.

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

here’s to tears of joy!

by DodgerSF on Feb 7, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/hugs and high fives

/clink

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He could be dealt for the right price, I think. But I’d guess we’d have to get a pretty big haul to move Dre.

I don’t move him for another couple of years. Not sure of his contract status, but he is still a very good player. And he is still reasonalbly priced

I wouldn’t move Kershaw, Bills, or Kemp unless it was an offer that was too ridiculous to pass on.

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

never move kershaw or bills no matter the price, at least for the next several years.

kemp, i got used to him not being around last season, so his being traded, though not ideal and will conjure up some tears, will not be painful [the empty heart/empty stomach kind of pain]

by DodgerSF on Feb 7, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

kemp, i got used to him not being around last season

He appeared in every game!
Oh, wait. I understand. Crap.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of it in July and get a stupid haul….(Im not versed enough to make one up)… I guess I’d move him.

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This is an ugly ass game in Memphis. Artest pissed off and bleeding after Marc Gasol caught him in the nose. Imagine Pau in between that potential throw down.

Also, the Lakers have missed roughly 253 free throws tonight.

by Alex41592 on Feb 7, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

At least the Lakers can get some good BBQ while they are in town.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Rendevous or Interstate BBQ FTMFW

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of NBA news, Carmello had 50 tonight with 11 reb and 0 assists. I think Kobe had 0 assists when he scored the 41 or so last week. That got me wondering how many assists did Kobe have in the 81 point game?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 1:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Fav 5

Loney
Kuo
Kershaw
Furcal
Blake (my son’s fav)

by rowe on Feb 7, 2011 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

Loney huh? Interesting choice.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Former favorite speaks again

From Jon’s tweet:

@dodgerthoughts (Jon Weisman) Russell Martin continues his Best Shape of His LIfe tour http://bit.ly/fW1noy

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 7:21 PM PST reply actions  

That sounds like a crappy name for a band’s tour.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

From the link
Martin: The main reason is, where do I have the best chance to win a World Series? That’s what made me lean towards the New York Yankees, and I wanted to get closer to home [in Montreal]

It will be great when the Dodgers win the NL and the Yankees don’t win the AL.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Expanding on this

CBCSports.ca: What were a couple of factors that led to you signing with the New York Yankees after rejecting an offer from the Dodgers that guaranteed $200,000 US more?

February 2011

Martin: The main reason is, where do I have the best chance to win a World Series? That’s what made me lean towards the New York Yankees

December 2010

“I wanted to see how much they really wanted me, because if they did, they would have tendered me a contract,” Martin said. “That was really it. I wanted to see how bad the Dodgers wanted me and if they still believed in me. By doing that, they kind of gave me the answer.”

What?! Russell Martin just telling the press what they want to hear? I don’t believe it.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

second quote from
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dodgers/2010/12/russell-martin-i-wanted-to-see-if-the-dodgers-still-believed-in-me.html

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And
Some of it was off-season training. I also had some distractions and wasn’t able to perform at the level I wanted to and you get frustrated, The fact of the matter was that my ’07 and ’08 [seasons] were probably the years I was in the best shape of my life. This year I feel revived and in great shape.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So

basically he lied to everyone in the spring of 2009 and 2010, and he also seems to forget he sucked for 1/2 of 2008.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

yeah, that’s how I read it. And he’s in great shape while recovering from the hip problem and meniscus surgery. Puh-leez.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he meant considering……

Nah, he’s just full of shit

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

“Can’t bend the knee, and I have to limp while walking, and the cane gets in the way, but I should be able to steal 20 bases this year.”

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

“Remember back just three short years ago? Yeah, I was the face of a franchise. But I didn’t mean it. I said all sorts of stuff that wasn’t true, just to fuck with those guys, because I’m a Yankee at heart! This time, I’m not lying.”

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone

should do a fanpost of the Russell Martin best shape of my career tour over at Pinstripe Alley.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone?

Me!

Done and done.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Nice.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

…why…why are they being dicks

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY

Not all of us! There’s a ton of nice, generous, not awful, not completely annoying Yankees fans out there.

Writer for Pinstripe Alley, MLB Daily Dish
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New York Rangers- It's just pain.

by Brandon C. on Feb 8, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

To quote Al Czervik, it looks good on you though. :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 8, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why thank you!

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New York Rangers- It's just pain.

by Brandon C. on Feb 8, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, we weren’t being dicks. I see this as a heads up. Like oh hey, by the way — HE’S A BITCH OF A JACKASS

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This always makes me think of Donnie Darko

“You’re not a bitch. You’re bitchin’, but you’re not a bitch.”

by kinbote on Feb 7, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No

but thought it would be nice to give them a heads up on “greatest shape of my life” Martin

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

no, I know that, I meant why is that one Yankees fan being a dick.

Nevermind, looked at his picture. Yo bro, you can SS this one too!

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna reply to him, but he said, “Go tell your friends we’re super impressed,” and I didn’t have the heart to tell him that you guys think I’m a bitch of a jackass.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, you totes should. And then you should link him the LA Times story that Jon tweeted about.

I would but alas, I need to wait 24 hours.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

$ for Maddz

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s just sad his team only has 12 all stars.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no, we’re being mean and taunting about one of “their” players.

This makes me upset. Nolander, you should tell them that lots of Dodgers fans were totally jazzed about Martin, to the point where Jon Weisman included him in his book. But then he fell off the cliff, only to claim, each time, that he was in the best shape of his life.

I, for one, hope that Martin DOES bounce back and have a good year. I would never wish to see that sort of Daedalus-esque impression done by anyone. But Martin has been a bitch of a jackass, sooooo you’ve been warned.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

I did tell the guy he had a stick in his ass.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Making friends, I see.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you really want to be friends with a Yankee fan. They just do stuff like call Tony LaRussa a drunk.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to tell him about the Dutch Rudder tonight. He didn’t seem to get it, or he wasn’t impressed. Either way, he needs a sense of humor, imo.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You know I never actually looked up what a Dutch Rudder is until now.

I don’t blame him in this case.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

it is HILARIOUS. You need a sense of humor.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No you. I’m watching fat dudes punch each other in the balls. Now that is comedy.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

OW MY BALLS

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

As someone who has punched a lot of dudes in the balls, I can tell you that the charm in that fades quickly.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny because they aren’t me/future rapists.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats because you don't have balls to be punched, so can't understand the feeling of hilarity when you do it to a friend

Actually, it all just sounds fucked up.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Block Quote
the OP hasn’t commented

Humma Kavula is definitely OP. Watch out for the nerfbat.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That went up just before Humma responded.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, the OP has commented.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

whatever, that entire blog has been so uppity about the idea that we don’t like Russel Martin so much anymore after all his bullshit.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

the guys who came over here to talk about Martin were really nice

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of them are nice

but even on the post where they asked Phill and Brandon about him, people where getting all upset that Phil wasn’t singing his praises.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my buddies I play little league with is a huge Yankee fan but he isn’t a douche.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Russell Martin: a good player with questionable opinions about fitness and fashion.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as questionable as Evan Longoria’s.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

His clothing is so EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And he’s Canadian.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Good player?

lets not go crazy here

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 7, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! If you’re talking about me, that is..

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New York Rangers- It's just pain.

by Brandon C. on Feb 8, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s in great shape for the shape he’s in.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

He’s in great shape considering he was so big last year he fucked up his knee and hip?

by keithc13 on Feb 7, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me,
Long as you love me, it’s all right
Bend me, shape me
Anyway you wnat me,
You got the power to turn on the light.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I just love these 60’s music references………..

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Save your neck or save your brother
Looks like it’s one or the other
Oh, you don’t know the shape I’m in

Now two young kids might start a ruckus
You know they feel they’re trying to shuck us
Oh, you don’t know the shape I’m in

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Two in a row!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring Training!
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it’s all right

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I uh…I thought this was “I Think I’m Paranoid” initially

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Just a half step from Country-Western. The Band.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought it was some 60s one-hit wonder band?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And now I see “The Shape I’m In” which is The Band.

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by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He just dropped in to see what condition his condition was in?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not after he saw his face lift!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 8, 2011 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal Love on MLB Network!

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

Epic matchup coming Sunday

The Cleveland Cavaliers lost their 25th straight game tonight, 99-96 to the Mavericks, setting a new league record for most losses in a row. If they should lose Wednesday to the Pistons and Friday to the Clippers, they will set up a showdown for the ages Sunday in Cleveland.

The Washington Wizards are 13-37 and have lost eight straight of their own. They have two home games this week, against the Bucks and Spurs, but their next road game is Sunday against the Cavaliers. The former Bullets have shot blanks away from home this season, and are 0-25 on the road this season. They also lost their last road game of last season.

Sunday could very well feature a team on a 27-game losing streak hosting a team with an 0-26 streak on the road.

How as that game not on ABC?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 8:31 PM PST reply actions  

They should televise it and burn the master.

by Alex41592 on Feb 7, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This game NEEDS to be on ESPN, ABC, or TNT

I hope the Cavs would win, they need one seriously bad right now, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

What do they do if there’s no score after four quarters?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

Michael Young wants to go to there

8 teams on his trade ‘ok’ list.

Cardinals, Yankees, Twins, Astros, Rockies, Dodgers, Angels, Padres

http://trsullivan.mlblogs.com/archives/2011/02/the_eight_teams_on_youngs_list.html

by Alex41592 on Feb 7, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Boy I would sure like to have Micheal Young!

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless the Dodgers move to Arlington to

play their home games, no go to that.

.322/.372/.487 Home 3323 PA
.279/.322/.411 Away 3384 PA

There are other reasons too but that is one major thing to consider.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 7, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Would one of the other reasons be that he is baed and that Reg might have an aneurism if the Dodgers sign him?

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Freak out about getting a guy that has 56 million coming to him and was almost as good as Casey Blake last year? Me?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

to be fair, it’s only 48 million.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dodgers aren’t paying 48 million for Young. Nobody need worry about that.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“The Angels aren’t paying 64 million for Vernon Wells. Nobody need worry about that” – Every fucking person in the world except Tony Reagins.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

to be fair, it’s 81 million.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Any Young, or just Michael?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to have Michael Young if the Dodgers don’t have to give up anything meaningful to get him and the Rangers eat up most of that contract.

In other words, I’m not getting Michael Young, and that’s OK.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well its just a pipe dream.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

more like a pipe bomb

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

TRUE OR FALSE: It’s better to have Young than Uribe.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

All things being equal, of course — take Young’s contract out of the equation.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how you can do that, but I’d just assume have Uribe’s glove over Young’s batting “advantages”.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Young is better.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Young is likely better, but not by much, thanks to defense. Young seems like the more consistent bet to reach his projections though, whereas Uribe could turn back into pre-2009.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But….but….He’s gritty!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

in a non moneyballish way

by Jason Ungar on Feb 7, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Teams that can afford his contract

Yankees (why), Angels (well they went after Wells).

Teams definitely cannot pay for him even with Texas picking up some cash:
Probably Cardinals, Astros, and Padres

Teams that could throw a bone but would need some cash plus not a lot of return re prospects.
Twins, Rockies.

Team that will be out to lunch when the call comes.

Dodgers

by bhsportsguy on Feb 7, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a thought

maybe the Dodgers should hire a nutritionist for its organization and make his/her first project Dee Gordon.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 7, 2011 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

The guy could use some meat on his bones!

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha!

Nice. Russell Martin told me Joan Rivers was in the best shape of her life. I ain’t believing it.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Too good not to rec.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Kemp
Kuroda
Kuo
Kenley Jansen

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Feb 7, 2011 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Hah! Funny. All of them have a high K/9 ratio!

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, quick question

today’s baseball class was lackluster because apparently the undergrads are going through midterms and are thus all tired.

What we spent a majority of our time on were issues of class and race in baseball, especially in terms of the book we are reading. Did you all have ANY interest in that?

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

You know I do.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

for you two, anything. :)

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This could certainly tie into your little league paper. How a kid growing up in a wealthy area is able to take advantage of facilities, instruction, equipment that promotes growth.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

…I know, this is one of the books I’m basing my paper off of?

Actually, I’ve switched to identity construction instead of just little league and identity/gender construction. So I get to involve Cubans. :D

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Soccernomics talks about this for a chapter, The Curse of Poverty

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

except their conclusion was that in order to get the amount of practice time to become truly expert at something, it’s best to be poor in a rich country. But then you have to rank sports on the expense to play them, with baseball and hockey being prohibitively expensive and football/basketball just needing one ball.

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like when two fans spin around with their head on a bat, then race about 90 feet to win a gift certificate to Chili’s.

You are talking about that kind of race, right?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 7, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, but of course

Second fan post, up. Hopefully there will be more exciting discussion next week.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t they have to chug a beer first?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

only if you want to clean barf off your boots

by Josie Becker on Feb 7, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I have done this

In my defense, I was seventeen years old, and I did many stupid things.

I will also note that I there is a high-larious story about me getting sick after this.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yu[

and the heads hitting the ground made a nice thump. I can still remember a friend cradeling my head before it hit the ground on one of my trips.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We usede to do that

at company picnics. OMG that was fun to watch after a few drinks

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I do.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

5 Favorites

Kemp
Kershaw
Billingsley
Broxton
Jerry Sands

by KempKershaw on Feb 7, 2011 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

been waiting on you all day

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What if the first two hadn’t been “Kemp” and "Kershaw’? What then?

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Mass-teria!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess it's not funny
It will be funny if the guy with the handle “kempkershaw”
doesn’t have Kemp and Kershaw as his top two.
by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 1:57 PM PST

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Blast from the Past

I am trying to figure out if Tripon, when he wrote THIS in 2009, was being sarcastic or not when he wrote “Russell Martin is in the best shape of his life.”

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:19 PM PST reply actions  

Martin has to get one PR man and stick with him. This going back and forth is going to catch up with him.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 7, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Russell Martin went to the Ned Colletti school of knowing your audience.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

With Tripon and the question of sarcastic or not

my default position is “yes”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

feel better tripon!

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Frickin’ schoolkids!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

better late than never

my top 5

Sunshine (Kershaw)
Thunder Thighs (Billz)
Bison (Kemp)
Bat Flip Bad Ass (Kuo/Guo)
Eggplant (Broxton)

with a special shout out to Rod Barajas, who when/if he makes the team I will purchase a jersey of since we share the same last name and it will be cool to have one.

My wife call him my cousin and for all I know it might even be true lol

by arbfuldodger on Feb 7, 2011 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t invest in a Delwyn Young jersey.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

…Bodhi is very talkative lately. And his eyes are huge, filled with black and …murder. Also, whenever I come home, he spends the first 10 minutes bumping his head into my shins. Then is only content when I let him sit on top of me.

I’m afraid.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

That sounds like my mom to my dad.

I’m afraid.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, I don’t know why this is so fuckin funny, but it is.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

In Japan, the Shinjob is a tribute

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 7, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Now that is freaking hilarious.

by kinbote on Feb 7, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, am mesmerized by that turtleneck.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Russ needs to consult him for fashion tips.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he’d do something like wear that turtleneck and pair it with a denim-patterned Ed Hardy-themed pageboy cap and then I’d cry because I’d never see anything again.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think if Russ grew some sick chops he could rock the pageboy.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

like Randy?

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, I think you have to have the chops to pull it off.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 7, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Like mutton chops?

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pork chops.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 8, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy Shit Scooby-Doo. That turtleneck is.. AWESOME.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe you mean “swesoke”

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not used to the slang yet. Sorry.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

totally cool!!

that’s why I’m helping

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you noticed but I’m not me.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I really do not mean for these comment to take these turns, I really don’t.

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

God I’m turning into my brother.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve never heard of a shinjob?

…and nine months later, Corncake was born!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The gin must be free flowing, you are on fire

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Feb 7, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Thing is, even a shinjob is better than the Reverse Humma.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 7, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I just learned about the Upside-down 69 Cougar fuck.. I’m scared.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

OHH GOD.

My dad just told me about the Majestic Eagle with a lionhead Bang… Ohh god.. Please help me.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And then 6 years later, I was.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well mostly the only content when he lets her sit on top of him part.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

LMAO

that one almost made me do a spit take

by arbfuldodger on Feb 7, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Fave 5

I am assuming that since this is called Fave 5 that it’s purely based on personal choice. If that’s the case then my fave 5 would be…

1) Broxton – Fuck all the naysayers. Big John is gonna make a comeback this season.

2) Kershaw – I’m gonna keep callin’ him Clay K until the damn nickname sticks. After that I dunno what I’ll call him.

3) Kuroda – Any guy who takes a liner off the noggin for my team the way Hiro did makes my list for sure.

4) Furcal – The annual highlight reel of plays he makes at short by far make up for the errors and DL time. Wish I had half the arm Raffy’s got.

5) Kemp – can’t wait to see more bombs to right center and with Lopes coaching 1B, his base running could get pretty crazy.

Wish there was more room for Bills, Kuo, Ethier, Jansen, Gordon and others who are also my faves.

by wilhud on Feb 7, 2011 10:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Hey wait

since we’re still paying Manny, cos I choose him for my Fave 5?

/ducks

Don't close the door on what you adore.

by Maddz on Feb 7, 2011 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t forget Andruw!

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 7, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

hey i can still post here.

needs more ks.

kershaw
kemp
kuroda
kuo
ethier

by Jacob Burch on Feb 7, 2011 11:13 PM PST reply actions  

’bout time you showed up! ;-)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 7, 2011 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We need more “At a way’s” aroound here!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 8, 2011 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Billingsley
Kershaw
Kuroda
Kuo
LOLribe (just kidding) Jamie Hoffmann

The more people I meet, the better I like my dog

by angelofdeath on Feb 8, 2011 12:03 AM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Billingsley
Kemp
Kuroda
Kuo

Wow lots of Ks in there, lol. I had Broxton…but I felt like I had to get Kuroda in here, he has afterall been the only winning pitcher in 2008 playoff games that I attended.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 12:23 AM PST reply actions  

Good thing I'm going back in old threads at midnight and posting pointlessly in them

That always serves a purpose.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 12:50 AM PST reply actions  

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.

by Corncake on Feb 8, 2011 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

A bit late for my vote

Kershaw – What’s not to like?
Kuo – Tough player with a kind heart.
Kuroda – This guy needs more love.
Kenley – So much fun to watch.
(K)arroll – Gritty.

I also have an irrational like for Loney. Must be the glasses.

by wen_JK on Feb 8, 2011 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

Last maybe not least

CKershaw
Raffy
Kuroda
Dre
Soap bubble Padilla

by Skunkburner on Feb 8, 2011 12:07 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Kershaw
Killa Kuo
Jansen
Mono Stereo
Soap Bubble Padilla

by DodgersKings323 on Feb 10, 2011 4:26 AM PST reply actions  

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