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Kuo Set For Debut, Loney Back Too, As Dodgers Face Mariners

Hong-Chih Kuo is scheduled to make his long-awaited spring debut today, and luckily the game is televised, as the Dodgers battle the Mariners at Camelback Ranch. Kuo missed a lot of time last spring, pitching all of two innings in Cactus League play (he retired all six batters he faced of course, striking out two). He began the season on the disabled list with a sore left elbow, but ended up pitching 60 innings on the season, with the lowest ERA in Dodgers franchise history.

James Loney also returns today, after missing four days with a swollen left knee. The first eight of today's Dodger lineup today will most likely be the opening day lineup, minus the designated hitter of course.

UPDATE: Andre Ethier was a late scratch; Gabe Kapler is in right field in his place.

Lineups

Mariners   Dodgers
RF Ichiro SS Furcal
3B Figgins 3B Blake
CF Gutierrez RF Kapler
DH Cust DH Kemp
1B Kennedy 1B Loney
2B Ja.Wilson 2B Uribe
LF Saunders LF Gibbons       
C Bard C Barajas
SS Jo.Wilson       CF Gwynn

Jon Garland makes his second start of the spring, and will be followed by Kuo, Ramon Troncoso, and Jon Huber.

Doug Fister gets the start on the mound for Seattle. Other pitchers listed by the Mariners as available to pitch today are David Pauley, Brandon League, Garrett Olson, Dan "Mimbo" Cortes, Edward Paredes, Royce Ring, and Chaz Roe.

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Game Time: 12:05 p.m. PST

TV: Prime Ticket (DodgerTalk hosts Joe Block and Josh Suchon will call today's game)

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Fister up to his elbows in trouble

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister really shoving it into the zone here.

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister working both sides, top and bottom, and really opening up the zone

gags

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad there's a DH

cuz it could be Bard at the plate, Wilson on deck and Fister in the hole

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister getting squeezed

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister really putting his whole arm into it.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

well, the scouts have been saying all along his delivery is all about the arm action

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister has really opened the run valves and this game is going down the drain for the Mariners.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister really performing a kinky sex act now.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I found this totally hilarious.

by OB12 on Mar 9, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister short arms that one.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Fisters arm looking a little tired, he has a history of shoulder problems

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

He really doesn’t have the stamina to go all the way at this stage in his career

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

We really need a player

with Goatse for a last name

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

that ship has sailed fortunately

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister lays it in there … and he goes deep!

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister digs in on the rubber

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister’s like, “I’ve never heard any of these.”

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister might be best utilized by relieving Rubby or perhaps being caught by Donny Lucy.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I notice

that Phil usually typos De La Rosa’s first name as “Ruddy”. I wonder he will do the complementary thing to our nickname for our rookie reliever phenom – “The Dutch Rubber”?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I never use that nickname so that will never be a problem. My mind does not seem to accept Rubby as a name and interfering. No matter he’s a De La Rosa so the chance of him being anything are slim to none. .

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister hits paydirt

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister really trying to dig deep and get out of this jam.

by OB12 on Mar 9, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

If people like this

They should watch The Soup. Lots of “glory hole” jokes these days . . .

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Fister offers to lend a helping hand to team mates

by Dodgers1981 on Mar 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the recent tweets from DodgersGM and Dodgerblues.

by DodgersKings323 on Mar 9, 2011 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Gordon

Tony Jackson has a LONG article on Gordon up at ESPNLA. Pretty good read, and the most interesting part to me was that Ned/Watson have no intention of ever moving him off SS. Tony speculates that Furcal could be the one moving to 2B next year if the pieces fall right.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

So we’re going to move our shortstop whose best asset is his arm for a guy that couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume this means if Gordon begins to show the club something (anything) at the plate to warrant a callup.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was talking about his throwing arm.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, haha.

Right, that too.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

On the one hand, that makes sense since Furcal is getting older and you want the rangier young Gordon playing short. On the other hand, Furcal still has that rocket arm which is wasted at second base.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think range trumps arm – hard to make throws on balls you never get to

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

In the end it doesn’t matter, an outs an out no matter how you get it, so I want the guy who can get the most outs.

As of now, it’s the person who didn’t have as many errors as the Reds for a while.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, Furcal made 34 errors in his last season in the minors before making the jump. If Gordon is ready next year, it will work out.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully, it’s hard to be a plus shortstop when you’re turning 40+ balls you get to into hits.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

to be fair, Dee Gordon is fast enough that he gets to balls hit into the parking lot.

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He’d be great at Lee Carvelo’s Putting Challenge.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

or sometimes the teams totally screw them up

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Like Furcal not getting 600 at bats in 2011

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That 166 OPS+ looks funny on his resume

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't they move Furcal to 3rd?

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess it just becomes a question of which would be better defensively…

2B Furcal / 3B Uribe; or
2B Uribe / 3B Furcal

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, meant to say A

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I would think too.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that because Furcal would be bad at 3rd?

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I would think he would be pretty good at 3B.

by OB12 on Mar 9, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Because

Furcal would be better at 2B than Uribe – more range, more nimble, at least as long as the back holds.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

… and 2B being the more important defensive position.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

gotcha

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I would think the only reason to put Furcal at 3B would be to keep his back healthier.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

which might be an important factor.

by OB12 on Mar 9, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Despite his non-athletic looking exterior, Uribe has actually been a pretty capable middle infielder.

From what I recall anyway.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He has over 7700 career MLB innings at SS and a career UZR that is positive. He is at least a capable SS. So yeah, maybe the difference isn’t so obvious. Perhaps Furcal at 2B and Uribe at 3B makes more sense to me because Uribe has some experience at 3B (> 1100 innings) and Furcal doesn’t.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Jody GFY Reed
Perhaps the primary focus of Gordon’s game now is his defense, which isn’t as raw as it used to be. He has worked with Matt Martin, the Dodgers’ minor league infield coordinator, and longtime major league infielder Jody Reed, who manages the Dodgers’ Arizona Rookie League team

works for the Dodgers? are you kidding me? This is a travesty, no one has done more harm to the Dodger franchise then that piccadillo.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Turned down a multi-year deal, which led to the Dodgers needing a second baseman, which led to Pedro for Delino.

Then Reed signed a one-year deal for crap.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

i was thinking it had something to do with this

since he played during that era. yeah i can be on board with GFY jody reed. dickbag.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers offered 3 years, $7.8 million.

Reed signed with Milwaukee for $350,000 base (plus $650,000 in incentives that dickbag never achieved).

A smaller scale Juan Gonzalez

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Podboy

didn’t learn his history very well.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

At least we didn’t trade Rubby for a left fielder

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure Reed is aware

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

turning down that contract

is probably why he still has to work as a minor league coach.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hee Hee

sweet, not just as a minor league coach but as a minor league coach in a rookie league, in Arizona, in the middle of summer. Still not enough revenge for me.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball-Reference has Reed getting $400,000 of those $650,000 of incentives.

So for the 3 years post LA Reed made $2.2 million.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And majored in Liberal Arts. And took six years to get their degrees.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ozzie Smith

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Fucking Winn

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

when he was hired by the dodgers

i was thinking he somehow had infiltrated the dodgers organization to further the cardinals crushing of the dodgers.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The joke was on him as he was almost killed.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I submit that Jack Clark was simply terrible as a hitting coach. And they don’t even do anything. Just the wrong choice all the way around.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember Clark once quoted as a player as saying that he goes to the plate trying to hit the ball harder than he ever has before, which makes him a batting coach in the Dwayne Murphy mold perhaps? Maybe I want Clark coaching James Loney on hitting – wouldn’t mind him being the next Jose Bautista.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Not buying the hype? Head on straight?

As I understand it, Senor Skinny Swag googles the shit out of himself to find more hype. I think he very well may have the mental makeup to progress and become a productive major leaguer, but empty platitudes really are, well, empty.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Senor Skinny Swag googles the shit out of himself to find more hype.

Hilarious.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

what happens if Gordon is ready to succeed Furcal before Furcal is ready to be succeeded.

Ya, that discussion is very premature.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

That’s called a great problem to have.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

His bat wouldn’t play there, but Furcal could probably play third.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought 3b suck now

and our idea of big bopping 3b from the steroid era doesn’t really jive with todays realities.

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

could be. But I think you need to make up for the power elsewhere, and if we’re already trying to make up for a loss of power at SS and 1B, 3B is the last place you want no power.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Loss of power at SS?

How many SSs in the league have power?

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

either way we are making up for it

with Uribe and Rod bringing power from unlikely places

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet!

There will be baseball playing/being recorded when I go home for lunch today :)

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

Dodger baseball I should say. I record everything but never watch the non-Dodger games. I hate to admit, I can get through an entire Dodger ST game in 30 minutes.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Maddz

Check my response in the last thread

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Mar 9, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

I did

you rock, omg so much, SO EXCITED

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I should rethink my career change lol

Yea, I think their tuition is way cheaper and that is only 8 units total

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Mar 9, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I checked out their tuition and it’s much cheaper than all the intensives I’ve found in the LA area for the summer…plus then I could work a regular job with hours ranging from 7 to 6 or something and that’s a relief. I mean, as much as I’d love to do a Latin intensive, if I can get a Greek one relatively cheap….

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

unless that price

is per unit, in which case holy wow batman

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody else watching Our America with Lisa Ling – Transgenders……..

by DodgersKings323 on Mar 9, 2011 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

Current ratio of posts to Fister jokes

41:19

Keep up the good work.

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

Fister doubling up on his opponent.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AsSCRB3igOFe7g9pD8MZLAgRvLYF?slug=sh-sciosciaprankstermanager030211

Worth it just for “Ramon Ortiz(notes) jumped up and cowered in his locker, screaming, "Mire el pollo grande! Mire el pollo grande!"”

by DodgersKings323 on Mar 9, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

Outfielder Reggie Willits has transformed his rookie assignment six years ago into an annual tradition, taking a few newcomers with him to Toys ‘R Us to buy thousands of dollars of toys. They wrap and distribute them to players with newborns or whose children will visit during the spring. The sizable surplus goes to a battered women’s shelter.

I assume a fair number of those players are minor leaguers not making a ton of dough, so this is doubly nice. I approve of Mr. Willit’s endeavor.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

James Loney has a gold glove at 1B and drives in a bunch of RBI, look at him go.

by DodgersKings323 on Mar 9, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

There is just no excuse for that. Cmon James. wheres that fantabulous defense?

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

So…something bad happened?

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah LoneyFAIL. easy grounder and he half assed it

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Get Giminez in there! :0

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

With Andy LaRoche’s sweet line drive swing?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well the excuse is he hasn't played all spring basically

and it did seem to take a slightly weird hop but still a routine play. He lost it in the sun! He lost it in the white shirt crowd! He… uh… yeah. Don’t do that James.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha. yeah dont do it James. Our D is so-so as it is.

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t do that James

nice,

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Former MLBer Luis Salazar got hit in the face with a ball

Had to be airlifted to a hospital. I hope he’s ok. Always liked him even though he was a Padre.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

Not a great defensive start overall in this 1st inning.

Garland did give up one legit hit, too. But meh… figures the first game I get to see on MLBTV gets off to a rusty crummy start.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

And now MLBTV audio is broken. Feh!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and the video is behind audio. I guess I will go home for lunch…

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a pretty sweet scoop by Loney on Furcal’s throw

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

Booo

don’t applaud the good plays

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a really hard play. It was one of those medium hops that never take consistent bounces. James really is terrific scooping balls out of the dirt.

by UCLADodger32 on Mar 9, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Scoop is a bad choice of words

It was a good read of the hop; the ball bounced well in front of Loney

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

In command of the baseball language

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think your glove has to be within 6 inches of the ground and make an upward motion to be called a scoop or a dig

otherwise we just say “nice play”

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Theres really no arbitrary mark for calling something a scoop. Basically anything a first baseman takes off of the ground, unless its one of those astroturf like halfway throws, is a scoop. Furcal’s ball was in the no-mans land for first baseman, too close for a big hop, but too far for an easy pick. Thats really just an instinct play, and its definitely a scoop.

by UCLADodger32 on Mar 9, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You must have a macro for that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Kapler is in RF for Ethier; not sure why

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Because he’s EXTREME!

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Problem with the payment to the mariachi band.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

someones been to a ren faire or two

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

At the ren faire there is flesh to be seen, but the ratio of what you want to see vs. what you don’t want to see is a bit low. But they do have ale tents.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think what you are saying is that there are some things that you can never un-see

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife worked a ren faire or two.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

As has my niece. My bro-in-law and his wife used to make the annual pilgrimage.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

On the plus side

It is perfectly acceptable there to yell, “Wench, bring me my ham.”

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

When you are hoping said wench will let you see her boobs.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they do “Drench a Wench” and “Soak a Bloke” anymore, but I could be wrong.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh!

You mean “Renaisance Faire”?. I was confused.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

For all you kids that don't think punctuation is important

Doug Fister versus Doug fister

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

capitalization rather.

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Goddamnit! noway. Garland hurt! WTF!

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

The man we knew was hurt got hurt? Shocking.

Makes my roster contest entry look great though.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to elaborate on comments like that.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Enter Tim Redding.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

M’s announcers said apparent injury to his side?

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Mar 9, 2011 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

He was playing basketball with Granick?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oblique? NOoooooo. Fucking A here comes Tim Redding

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The train to Redding cannot be stopped, even by Denzel.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

haha! When I brought up my idea that all Denzel movies could be avoided by asking the question “Why you gotta be fuckin’ with Denzel?”, someone brought up the train movie as a counter.

Then my sister knocked it out of the park by stating that the train was a metaphor for oppression. Hilarious.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, who's next?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Let’s see:
I’m going to go with the old guys
so either Barajas, Furcal, Uribe, Blake, Gibbons, or Thames

but 93% chance it will be a pitcher. So Broxton.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Russell Martin

Oh wait.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer wishful thinking. I’ll go with Miles. He’ll pull a groin trying to fool people into thinking he’s taller than Sellers in the old back-to-back.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t believe I forgot about MIles/Castro

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Merkin Valdez will be the next injury, with a pull to his first name.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sheesh

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like you have your computer set up to automatically post “Sheesh” in response to my comments today.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

One per thread, the rest of your life

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s an even bigger commitment than Bride has made.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Brown has a long memory

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WAlked off holding his left side, near his abdominal region

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Mar 9, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

It *sounds* like an oblique pull or something?

Not a hugely terrible/serious injury at least from what I gained…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Good thing they taught Ely to throw on the other side of the rubber or we’d be in trouble.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Good thing Elbert got it all sorted out in that bullpen session the other day, or we’d be in trouble.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Elbert was strike out four straight, not throw a ball, then walk off with his shoulder unhinged.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing Jeff Weaver has been hovering around or we’d be in trouble.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Will be dumb if Redding gets the call instead.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 12:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Prepare for dumb.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

seriously, I rec you more than anything else. This needs to be on a t shirt.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Mar 9, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind if they give Redding the call, as long as he has a short leash.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How about Oliver Perez:)

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I got home just in time

to see the replay. Hard to speculate, but it looks like an oblique or something in Garland’s side. Much better than walking off the mound holding your arm.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

I hate it when they walk off holding my arm

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

But better than them gnawing on your brains.

by Nolij on Mar 9, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

worst thing u can hear in post game interview “I heard a pop….”

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially if the pitcher is Fister.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, much better than arm, but those oblique injuries linger.

by OB12 on Mar 9, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have to let it linger
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

One pitch to end the second. Still in now.

Comebacker by Ichiro, off Tron’s glove, into center field for a single.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Figgins singles, then caught stealing. In Rod we trust.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Gutierrez out on a grounder to Furcal. Ichiro has to stay at third. Two out.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Cust Ks. Well done, Troncoso.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

TRONII

is better then the movie

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh Ichiro sure is annoying when u are facing him

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Pure speculation

but if Garland’s oblique is hurt and he isn’t ready for opening day, the Dodgers don’t have to use their fifth starter until April 10 (that’s really the only time they can skip though).

So they could start the year with either an extra reliever or an extra offensive player on the bench…perhaps an extra week for X.Paul?

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Easier to sneak X-Man through waivers on April 10 than March 30? Doubtful (Pee Wee was claimed after the season started), but just a thought.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably a little. Everyone will have claimed their XPaul a likes before then and probably won’t be bored of them just yet.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

X Man will get claimed

no matter when he’s put on waivers.

Last year some of us were worried the knuckleballer would get claimed. I’m worried about the amount of time I’ve spent worrying about incredibly pointless things.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You haven't begun to worry

until you have found yourself lying awake in bed at 3am, unable to sleep, thinking about Charlie Haeger.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The bigger point is to put off DFA’ing X.Paul until you absolutely have to. You never know when a veteran will separate his shoulder sliding into second base.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

and then Davey Lopes can dance in their faces and tell them again how stupid it is to side head first when you consider the consequences versus the reward.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Then again, the head first slide with the hand just out of reach of the 3rd baseman on a triple is my favorite baseball play.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

According to Shaikin's

tweets, Ethier is not injured and was scratched as a “manager’s decision”. Wanted to protect Andre from the Fister, I imagine.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

Best Fister joke yet.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t expect him to be very good, but I think I will continue to like him in spite of it all

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We

have a jolly team

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I will cheer for him

The alternative (booing him) just isnt right. Dance with the ones that brung ya

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no reason to boo Barajas. I don’t know that I can go to full-on HJ-style “like in spite of it all,” but I won’t actively dislike him, either.

Rather, I’m gonna stick with my “sit with a scowl” plan from the other day.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you not like Rod? He’s like having Benjie Molina without it being Benjie Molina

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

BAHRAJAS

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

May we call him lightning Rod. Cause he juiced that.

by Grimjack on Mar 9, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a good ironic nickname.

by OB12 on Mar 9, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and he threw out a Figgins.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

In Rod we trust!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet Don Mattingly / Dodgers commercial.

It even opens with Jerry Sands hitting in the cage.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Lunchtime. See you guys in a bit.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

1 pitch, 1 out…short pop to Uribe

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

2 pitches, 1 out…of the ballpark

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuo just had to get that one out of his system.

Of course, Fister would say the same thing.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked that on the telecast they had him listed as from Westflake Village, CA

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i need some advice.

let’s say you are saving a PDF doc to a PC and a MAC. The same document, no difference. Would you say the directions to saving that PDF doc to your desktop on both computers is the same?

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

all kidding aside

I think it should be the same for both PC and Mac.

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have to give directions to someone on how to save an e-mail attachment, they should be using e-mail to get their documents.

The answer depends on how detailed the directions have to be. They will differ in the minutiae.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

upon re-reading

Don’t know why I thought you were talking about e-mail attachments.

If you are saving from something like Word, then, yes, about the same.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

well what i am saying is this:

if you were to go to some database or to google and you find a pdf doc with a search. if you are using a mac or a pc and using different browsers like internet explorer or firefox would the directions to saving that PDF to your computer desktop all look uniform? let me know if i am not making sense.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

to expand,

you go to “file” and then “save as” and then choose “desktop” to save on the desktop. would those directions would all look uniform on any browser or computer?

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, very similar. If anything, it just requires a person to slow down and read the actual instructions.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Mar 9, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome pitch down and away to get Saunders swinging

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Totally OT but speaking about obliques

Shaq had his share of oblique issues but one thing to note about the the all-time scoring list, Kobe is around 1300 points behind Shaq. Shaq started playing 4 seasons prior to Kobe coming into the league and Kobe’s first full-season as a starter was in his 4th season. In the beginning of that season 1999-2000. By that time Shaq was around 10,000 points ahead of Kobe/

In the seven seasons since Shaq was traded by LA, he has scored around 6500 points, Kobe has scored 15,000

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

better to be on the right side of 30 then on the wrong side of the 30 in that battle. We all knew Shaq was not going to age well, but the fact Kobe has stayed serious injury free while playing through many injuries that would sideline a Clipper for life is extremely impressive.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

… that would sideline a Clipper for life…

That was funny. Good thing you’re a Clipper fan; I would have gotten killed for making that comment.

by KellyStephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you guys (Laker fans) think Kobe is a better player than Shaq?

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that debatable?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how everybody is going to answer this.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW, I don’t mean now. I mean, when looking back on their careers.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think debating a shooting guard against a center is tough to do, the jobs are so different. At times in their era they were both the best player at their position. I think Shaq may have the season peak while Kobe has the career peak assuming he continues on this current plane.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaq's peak

Shaq had 3 seasons (in a row) where his PER was over 30. That’s so effin awesome.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilt also had 3.
Hakeem had none.
Kareem had none
Russell had none

Not sure how strong PER holds up for Wilt and Russell, but it shoudl be pretty comp for Hakeem and Kareem.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Shaq will be rightly measured against Russell, Chamberlain, Abdul-Jabbar, and Olajuwon and where he fits there will be hotly debated.

Kobe is more difficult, as a scorer, the only other wing player scorer to be both among the highest ranked scorers and members of championship teams is Jordan. Magic and Michael are the two guards on my All-TIme first team and that probably doesn’t change even if Kobe wins a few more titles. But Kobe has now eclipsed Oscar and Jerry and he is probably now among the ten best players of all time whereas Shaq doesn’t come close to that ranking.

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Of all the players mentioned the two players I really wish I’d seen at their peak would have been Oscar and Baylor. Oscar had the bad luck of never being able to leave a bad team.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I got to watch Baylor at his peak.

Quite a sight to see. He was Magic before there was a Magic.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I only got to see the old guy with the bad knees shooting jumpers from the outside before Jimmy McMillan took his spot and he retired.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was sad. He never got to the end of that fantastic season.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

To review the top ten all-time scorers and rings

1. Abdul-Jabbar – 6 rings
2. Karl Malone – none
3. Michael Jordan – 6 rings
4. Wilt Chamberlain – 2 rings
5. Shaquelle O’Neal – 4 rings
6. Kobe Bryant – 5 rings
7. Moses Malone – 1 ring
8. Elvin Hayes – 1 ring
9. Hakeem Olajuwon – 2 rings
10. Oscar Robertson – 1 ring

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice but I don’t really equate “scoring” with best in basketball. Otherwise Iverson would be on some lists and he was not a good basketball player.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why if you had to pick one guy, you pick Shaq over Kobe.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The team I’d most want to see on the floor is not the same as the greatest players for each position.
PG – Magic
SG – Oscar
PF – Baylor
C – Bill Russell
SF – Dr J

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If that’s the case, keeping in mind my age, I’d have the most fun watching:
1 – Magic
2 – Kobe
3 – LeBron
4 – Blake Griffin
5 – Hakeem

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

4 – Blake Griffin

Suck up :)

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ha

Freaky stuff, the Clippers are selling out on the road.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t think of a more athletic PF in my time. Otherwise, Duncan would be on there.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m often more impressed by the guys who are really good at basketball moves, shooting, footwork, etc. than guys who rely more on pure athleticism (not that those guys aren’t really exciting to watch).

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Duncan is the greatest most boring player in my lifetime.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here. I love the guys who can do the damage below the rim. That’s why I develop the mancrushes on players like Zach Randolph and Kevin Love.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really know pure basketball moves enough to discern a difference. Pau would be up there if I didn’t think he was too soft for his talent.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Pau, Love, Duncan, Randolph are your classic back to the basket post players.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Randolph has to be one of the most underrated players in the league.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

And he was traded for nothing {weeps}

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Why

would you enjoy watching Magic/LeBron/Blake/Hakeem watching Kobe play basketball?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

How about TMac’s one year peak in 2003 for SG?

I remember thinking he was the best player in the NBA and he was only 23. Didn’t work out….

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

and Larry Johnson at power forward

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ralph Sampson at Center

I’m tempted to go Walton because I think he had best-ever potential, but decided against it.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And Walton is a HOF

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

But I still think he left an awful lot on the (operating) table.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Were you old enough to see his ground breaking mountain man Trailblazer season?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

only legend and highlights.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Good starting point

best team of superstars who were done by 25

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

TMac averaged 32 points, 6.5 rebounds, and 5.5 assists that year. And everybody else on that Orlano team sucked.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

had forgotten just how awesome he was.

Can Weber get on this team?

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. His best years statiscially were years 26, 27 and 28.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

2. Karl Malone – none

Still makes me smile, and then cry when I realize 2004 happened.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

2004

is part of the reason I stopped being a Laker Die Hard fan. I rooted against us that year and that broke the 35 year love story.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I also thought it was circumventing the spirit of the CBA/salary cap, but if players are willing to make less money to chase a ring, I have a hard time arguing against it. Especially since as 2004 proved and I’m hoping 2011 will prove, it doesn’t guarantee anything.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was adamantly against the idea of life long losers like Malone and Patton trying to piggy back on Shaq/Kobe to get a ring. At least when Oscar did it with Kareem, he took a rookie, and led that team to the title by the nose and wasn’t carried.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaq’s career PER is higher than Kobe’s best season PER wise.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not the biggest fan of PER.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Apples and Oranges, man.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

they are both the best of their generation at their positions. I don’t think you can say either way.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaq’s a better center’ Kobe a better guard.

Tought question. In both of their primes, Shaq was a more dominant player because, IMHO, a dominant center can truly control a game while it’s harder for a perimeter player to do so. At the end of their careers, Kobe will have more titles but a lot of that is because he stayed on the Lakers while Shaq moved on. Had they been able to exist together you’d have a different end tally and, boy that would have been fun.

by KellyStephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

All facets of the game

yes.

However, until the zone defense rule was changed, no one was more impossible to guard than Shaq after Jordan retired.

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No one has ever been more impossible to guard than Wilt (or so they tell me) but I still think Jordan is better

These are the problems when you compare really tall athletic guys to genetic freaks that would have towered over Goliath

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilt

was as athletic as they come.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Over 20,000 women agree.

by Grimjack on Mar 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That number grows with every re-telling.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaq is pretty nimble too, thus genetic freaks

Wilt is rumored to be the best volley ball player ever and a lover of many women

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw

him play volleyball so that is not true. Maybe if he played when he was 20 instead of 40.

I do remember him autobiography where he was always trying to prove to people he was an incredible athlete and not just tall.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this when I was like 10 years old

“Wilt: Just like any other 7-foot black millionaire who lives next door”
  
apparently I was missing many of the adult themes in the book

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I met Wilt in an elevator not long before he died, it really sucks how gravity does damage to tall men.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the bizarreness of Jack Wilson homering off of HC Kuo caused TBLA to break.

That was one of those Only in Spring in Arizona moments for sure.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

Bill Shaikin Tweet

Jon Garland confirms oblique injury, waiting to see doctors to find out more

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

I wish they woudn't be so oblique in their response.

Ugh. Sorry.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s hope he doesn’t miss two fucking months like Kuroda in ’09.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The big difference being, one was Kuroda, the other is Garland, so not that big a deal.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you want to see Redding for two months? That’s the big deal I’m referring to.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If Redding gets you as worked up as Eric Milton did, then kinda.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I could live with Redding or Ely for one month since we are in March. Then again I’m not the biggest Garland fan here.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If Ely makes the rotation then I think GScott’s head might explode.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

as a likely rarely used spot 5th starter for a couple of starts it’s not that terrible an option. Plus there are other things in the world that are more deserving of a head-exploding. :-)

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like how soft he throws. I don’t think it makes for long-term success without having the location or movement of a Maddux.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

well i can see that... though some soft throwers can still be okay even if not Maddu

but my point was more that you should be able to survive a couple of starts in April. :-) If he’s for a full year our 5th starter I might be more grumpy too.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

he's just upset

that I got all worked up over taking a picture with Ely at camp.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m more upset about him being bad at baseball.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see him at some point this year, and he’ll be fine. But if he stays on the roster for too long he’ll struggle.

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by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather it be at the beginning of the year before his arm gets tired again.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell if you underrate Redding or overrate every other scrub pitcher on the staff.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing we signed Padilla

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The W in W.De La Rosa stands for “other.”

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Ha

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it stood for "The Wrong"

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

so the dodgers lack a power hitter

at the traditional power positions of 1st, 3rd and left field. does anybody see a potential trade target come the trade deadline? any coming free agents on the horizon that someone is going to want to unload? any potential disgruntled players that would be traded for just a little like manny was?

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

Let’s get through spring training first.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ha alright

just thought i would throw that one out there.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The Manny deal

was a gift from heaven and we still couldn’t get to the World Series. That will never happen again. Everyone is happy in March, ask us in June.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

until we trade Paul and Schlichting for Pujols after he makes it known that he’s angry at the STL front office for not extending him.

/sp7’d

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by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, they might do it.

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by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We’d have to throw in a “quality Starter” like Monk.

by Grimjack on Mar 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I said this above but

is 3b really a power position anymore?

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so much in the NL. Even David Wright forgot how to hit home runs. Casey McGahee is one of the better ones, so no , not really.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Dominquez is about to win the starting 3rd base gig for the Marlins. So no, not really

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Once Chipper gets hurt again, the Braves 3rd baseman will be Prado, so no, not really

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The NL champions

have a Polanco at 3rd base, so no, not really

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

is that Sandoval’s new nickname? :)

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pre awarding them the 2011 crown

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

had to think fast

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

FWIW (and this was really surprising to me) 3rd basemen had more home runs than left fielders last year.

In terms of slug, they’re behind the other corner spots, but well ahead of center fielders and even further in front of middle infielders.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Have they ever in history been behind the middle infielders? Is this supposed to be a revelation?

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No, just trying to counter the idea that they’re closer to a middle infielder than a power position.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be a power position, but its not so much these days because there are less than 10 good ones.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Why should it be?

It seems none of the top 3b prospects can field the position well enough to stick these days. In the post steroid era, maybe those who have the ability to play a good defensive 3rd base simply aren’t going to have the kind of power we used to associate with the position.

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because it is more likely to find a guy who can hit for power and play 3B, than 2B, SS, CF, C, and ideally you want more than 3 guys in your lineup with some power.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

*ahem*

Uribe Barajas Thames Kemp Etheir

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I should have said guys with some power that are also good hitters. We only have two of those.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

now we are going in a circle :-p

We also might only have one of those

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

How about 3B with power and a beard?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

in beard we trust

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but there aren’t many bad ones.

There were more 3rd basemen with 20 home runs than left fielders.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus a lot of guys like Blake, Kouzmanoff and Peralta that you don’t think of as power guys but still hit 15+.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s also the Reynolds and Inges who hit HRs but basically suck.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Kouz and Peralta also kind of suck.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, but they’re still hitting them out.

You shouldn’t expect big production out of your third baseman, but some power is expected.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

more platooning happening in LF then 3rd base. I’d be curious what the home run ratio is for the positions. It is a good thing when the Soriano’s become human again.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Players with 20+ last year

C: 3
1B: 15
2B: 5
SS: 4
3B: 10 (11 counting Bautista)
LF: 9
CF: 9
RF: 14

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks but I meant HR/AB ratio

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

1B: 24.13
RF: 28.70
3B: 32.66
LF: 33.05
C: 39.25
CF: 39.34
2B: 45.85
SS: 58.83

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Since you did that so fast, what was the ratio in 2004?

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

For 3B 25.64. That year 8 3B hit 30+ including Vinny Castilla and Tony Batista.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

% wise

that is a huge difference. BELTRE

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

*ahem*

STEROIDS

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell Casey Blake, Eric Chavez, Aubrey Huff and Melvin Mora combined for 114.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, which is why I picked the last year of testing. But as we have been told recently, the decrease in home runs has little to do with testing.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah........

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We have been?

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

A few 3rd baseman like Baustista will do things like that.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

17 of his 52 came at 3B, but still only 5 AL teams had more than that.

Even the Blue Jays got 21 other homers at 3B

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

As or left field...

Gibbons may or may not suck, but if he does’t suck I would expect him to not suck with power, and Thames certainly has power.

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that's a fair point

the Dodgers bigger worry this year may be OBP. I think they may surprise in the power dept Loney will probably disappoint again but I actually expect him to hit some more dingers this year, and Gibbons and Thames both have power at least, as does Barajas. Blake has power too, though with his age and decreasing bat speed the HRs will probably keep declining. But looking at the rest of the NL Blake doesn’t look that bad.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If I was not a Dodger fan I’d be very curious to see where this power /no OBP experiment takes them.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

See the Blue Jays minus Jose Bautista.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

To infinity and beyond?

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a power-hitting LF

He’s starting in RF though.

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by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a power hitting RF

He’s starting in CF though

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Since I gotta get back to work, can someone tell me which inning

something interesting will happen so I can check back? ;-)

not really that excited about the rest of the scheduled pitchers…

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

That is kinda cool. MLBtv audio feed during innings is the audio feed from the stadium. I love that

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Wait why is that not infield fly rule?

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

I get this question all the time

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Mar 9, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

A slider-cutter? What is that? 1…..2….3..

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

I was too slow

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by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s called the Jansen according to AJ Ellis.

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by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they just say Linblom is going to pitch today?

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Rotoworld fail
Jon Garland has confirmed that he suffered a left oblique injury during his Wednesday start.

Garland was pulled after throwing just 1 2/3 innings because he reported feeling discomfort on the left side of his body. If he suffered a strain, it could put him on the sidelines for up to two weeks. The Padres are expected to provide an update on his status soon.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Same state, anyway………..

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by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They certainly aren't tweeting a correction

no updates since October, heh.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think the Padres will let us know his status anyway?

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by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope they got a good training staff over there, we need that guy back

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Rotoworld corrected their goof, for those who were worried

Oh wait, I was supposed to be working. Why am I watching this crappy inning?

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Gameday Scoreboard

One of the entries says:

TB 4
NED 3

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

Oh my God. I didnt just see that. He just dropped the ball.

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

Ruled it a hit?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently so

THAT is really really generous

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I cant tell if that was Thames being Thames or a tough play

Looke like it carried like crazy but he shoulda had it.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

oh good our LFs suck

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That guy better hit 30 dingers this year, to make up for that defense.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

no way he gets enough PA

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

not with that crappy defensive play

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

he won't hit 30 but might hit well enough for us to almost forget how horrible he is on defense.

Almost.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Studly

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Career .929 OPS

in 87 plate appearances. Might be the best in baseball.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

about 10-20% worse than he is as a regular hitter, just like almost everybody

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we reading the same splits?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?id=thamema01&year=Career&t=b

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m saying it doesn’t matter what he has done over 87 PA. Might as well think he’s good based on his 80 PA of 2010

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I love eric for this answer

please repeat it always, every time you are asked, for the rest of your natural existence

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you rather start Paul? Hoffmann?

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the tradeoff. You want supposedly good defenders who can’t hit, or bad defenders who can hit a little bit.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming Paul is a better fielder then he has let on

I would rather let paul play and possibly get better. Maybe. I don’t like cutting Paul loose before we know if Gibbons is going to shit the bed or not. Bleh.

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t hate the idea of trying to go with a defensive team, but they didn’t really build it that way and they aren’t going to move Kemp out of center. So really, you have to take the good with the bad with Thames/Gibbons and if they are hitting, it won’t matter how shitty they are in the field.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know the numbers, but off the top of my head, I kinda hate the idea of stressing defense in LF. I just can’t imagine that the defensive difference between Paul and Thames will be more than the offensive difference between them.

Terrible LF defense will look awful and be frustrating, but I can’t imagine it will lead to all that many extra runs over average/good defense. Am I wrong?

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by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

remember that inside the park home run last year?

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by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The difference between Brett Gardner and Jonny Gomes was 40 runs.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I like defense but I don’t care much about LF defense.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I agree

The sooner people realize that Thames is a good hitter and a crappy fielder the more we can all be at zen with both those things and enjoy it. :-) (Well not as much the crappy defense. But again, most LFers are there for a reason.)

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you can roll the dice on Sands, who (probably) can’t hit well enough at this point to be an upgrade over Thames and can’t field well enough to be an upgrade over Paul/Hoffmann.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Mays can still catch the ball………

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by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well thanks to Huber's atrociousness I can now officially return to work.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

not really but to watch more interesting players

to see how certain players fare, etc. Huber’s not gonna be a Dodger and is not interesting to watch pitch so I’m more likely to turn it off than if Kuo or Rubby are pitching or if Sands is hitting :-)

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

exactamundo

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea that was my point, so if you turn it off and go back to work then you miss Sands hitting.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I kinda had to go back to work regardless ;-)

but fortunately I did turn it back on in time to see Sands hit.

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by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Huber is short for Hubris

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

fuck

i hate trying to create a document for work and then having to submit it to 7 different people for critique or advice. i end up getting back 7 different asnwers and what is supposed to be a way to improve upon our work only ends up micromanaging it from 7 different perspectives. just make a template we can follow so it works for everyone and i don’t waste my time for 2 days.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

Just wait until they fix the glitch.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that

or just start my own business.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You can supply chairs to save parking spaces so those fine folk don’t ruin their own chairs in the snow.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Entrepenuerial!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it took me a minute to get this reference

and then i started cracking up. that is actually not a half bad idea.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Dee, if only u were a few inches taller

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

On the bright side

Sands and Gordon are in. silver lining

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Huber?

Did he win a radio contest “Pitch in a Spring traing game if you know who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb”?

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by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

It did seem Ned went a little overboard on his NRI’s this spring.

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by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Donnie

likes to spread the work around apparently so like carrying a extra catchers, you have NRIs because someone has to pitch games until the rest of minor leaguers show up and are in condition to pitch.

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of win a contest

This take me out to the ballgame singer is terrible

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Roseanne when you really need her?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

collecting Snickers royalty checks

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

FWIW

Mike Brito signed Francisco Felix too.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

They loss it to bad team. It is over no playoff.

by Musicfan4 on Mar 9, 2011 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

What does that mean in English?

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He thinks Kobe is better than Shaq

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Than he’s smarter than you clowns :)

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the consensus was Kobe >. SHaq

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And I think you are all wrong.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If it makes you feel better

everyone thought we weren’t making the playoffs anyways

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

we should trade him now

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww yeah Jerry scores. Now begins the 11 run inning!

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST reply actions  

are we really down 11 runs?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

7

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s one thing to lose to the Lakers. It’s another to welcome them into your home and fix them a sandwich.

Atlanta newspaper story

Hawks players don’t like this, nor does management. Neither does ownership. But they’re seizing on the economic possibilities. Kobe Bryant T-shirts were being sold for $30 a pop at the Hawks Team Gear store. You couldn’t miss them because they sat on a table, right next to the Al Horford shirts that were being sold for $25.

The Bryant T-shirts sold out before the game. Selling a hockey team should be so easy. It’s a good thing the Lakers weren’t in town for a three-game series or the Atlanta Spirit might open a Lakers Team Gear store.

When told the team was selling Bryant shirts, guard Jamal Crawford responded: "In the arena? Are you serious? Unbelievable."

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome, used to bug me that Staples never sold any visiting team ware.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a business

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

“You should be grateful that I can still afford to pay your salary.”
-Rachel Phelps.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

I used to go to Dodger Games as a kid looking forward to buying the pennant of the opposing team. Even had a Giants one for awhile. Selling visitor’s gear is both smart business and fun for collectors who are too young or unable to travel.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Even had a Giants one for awhile.

It’s been a good run

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

On’t-day ell-tay addz-May.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

IDK it might raise Maddz Daddz opinoin of the Lad.

by Grimjack on Mar 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It definitely will of Maddz GDaddz

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I see that Maddz Daddz is changing his name, adding GScott’s G, in honor of your impending nuptials.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

maddz GrandDaddz

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a limerick in lieu of a gift at the after-after party. It’s going to be a theme party. Tell your friends.

In all seriousness, I talked some baseball with my Grandpa today, and he asked me something about going to watch the Dodgers instead of hanging out with him, and I said “Fuck the Dodgers, I want to hang out with you guys.”

He goes, “I say ‘Fuck the Dodgers’ all the time!!” :(

Then he gave me money and made me swear I wouldn’t use it on Dodgers tickets.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I never had the stones

to curse in front of my grandparents

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

well, I didn’t either, until my grandmother started to deploy “GFY” regularly at family events.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You invited John Ely to your family events?

Also, the after party theme is “college”. Interpret that as you see fit.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Free drinks for the person who has the most popped collars!

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Off the top of my head, I had about 5 different Dodgers ones, 1 SFG, 1 CIN, 1 MON, 1 SEA, and 1 COL. Pretty sure I got the SEA one at the only Angels game I went to in my youth. Chuck Finley pitching in the rain, Chili Davis walkoff FTW.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I’m pretty sure I did that too. That was the way I collected pennants.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I always wondered who purchased pennants.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Great reply

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s a rec. Well done.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a shitload as a kid. Not a Giants one though.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to buy them at Dodger Stadium.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Kids. I had them all over my bedroom until I got too cool in high school.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

same. Had them up around the trim on the inside of my room until I came home from college one break to see my dad had repainted my room blue for me.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the Richie Cunningham decor too

plus the Farrah Fawcett poster

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was more Richie Rich than Richie Cunningham. Macaulay Culkin was a bigger boss than Tony Danza.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Rick Schroeder’s mom (stepmom?) in that one show was hot.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Rick Schroeder and Alfanso (Alanzo?) tried to crash our fraternity party – he was treated harshly

an enjoyable memory

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

could be worse dude

could come home to find all of your stuff in boxes in the garage, your brother in your room, and your ass relegated to a freaking closet.

/bitter

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t get bitter, get better.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re sending you a message.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that was almost 5 years ago, so you know, message received. I moved out two years later. Now I’m back. It’s a little awkward.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you learned a valuable lesson about not being an only child.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more that I am the shortest. My brother could no longer fit in his bed, so he took mine. :(

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s an incest joke in there somewhere

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So instead of moving the bed, they moved all your stuff?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve seen my room, you think you can fit a queen sized bed in there?

Well, they left some of it there, but then my brother started complaining that he couldn’t have girls over because of all the Justin Timberlake posters.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw your room at 2:30 AM after a very productive night. Details are sketchy.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Belatedly, I have realized that this will be taken the wrong way by TBLA

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Stephen A Smith can clear up any ambiguity if you want.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

please do

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

QUITE FRANKLY SLEEPING ON MADDZ’S COUCH WAS A MUCH BETTER IDEA THAN HAVING MY GIRLFRIEND PICK ME UP AT 2 IN THE MORNING.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

true story

we drank a lot that night. why did we drink that much that night?

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I’m me and you tried to keep up with me.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s very true. also i think you were buying drinks for me.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We were definitely alternating rounds at one point but I probably lost count somewhere.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say Reg dove on a grenade for me, but that’s not quite accurate. he did investigative reporting and determined that I was not making a great life choice. which made Drunk Maddz sad.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i would have probably

given you bad drunk guy advice. something along the lines of “why not, you only live once and it is better than being bored.”

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That should be the default state. You should generally only ever have to ask, “why didn’t we drink a lot that night”?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

…FROM ANOTHER WOMAN’S HOUSE.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be worried that I repeated my stories, but the young uns do it so often I’ve stopped worrying and now love the bomb.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i was totally

waiting for this plot to peak and and then payoff. i was sorta dissappointed. but it was a good ride.

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants PhoneBooth park goes out of its way to not sell gear for any teams not the Giants

it drives me batty. I wasn’t surprised they didn’t have any Dodger gear or like that, but they don’t even have generic MLB gear or a few other things.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I am trying to remember when I went to the NBA Finals last year

they had a large set-up selling NBA Finals gear but I don’t think there was any Celtics stuff there.

I do seem to recall the store at Coors Park had caps for different teams (as does the Dodger store at Universal City Walk)

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny Orlando newspaper column on SVG rant
We are going to wake up someday soon and Stan Van Gundy will be gone.

Gone without a trace.

Nobody will know where he is. Not his family. Not his team. Not the police.

Not even Chris Broussard of ESPN.

Story link

Let me just say this in defense of the NBA commissioner: There’s a big difference between David Stern and Moammar Gadhafi. Stern, at least, spells his name the same way every time.

Let’s face it, it doesn’t really matter who Van Gundy was talking about; what matters is Stern is the focal point of Van Gundy’s complaint. And that’s not good. If Van Gundy’s lucky, he will just get fined, but I think he gets worse. I think Stern exiles Van Gundy to his secret gulag where other outspoken NBA rebels have been imprisoned. Think about it: Has anybody seen Stephen A. Smith lately?

by bhsportsguy on Mar 9, 2011 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

Came down with a terminal case of Stephen A. Smithitis. Incurable.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

be obnoxious every second of every day?

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still working for me.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

QUITE FRANKLY HE HAD A BAD TV SHOW AND PEOPLE REALIZED HE WAS RATINGS POISON

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

that and politics, it’s all politics.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Gear down there, big rig

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

QUITE FRANKLY I THINK THAT IS A TERRIBLE NICKNAME

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

QUITE FRANKLY I THINK YOU SHOULD NOT BE GIVING LESSONS ABOUT TYPING IN ALL CAPS

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

quite frankly, i kinda like

that he says quite frankly a lot. but i was mostly asking to did he do something specifically to piss off david stern?

by Ian Capilouto on Mar 9, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Still less annoying then the real deal

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Screams into the microphone

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Felix has impressed me!

but maybe more so because he followed WDLR and Huber.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Threw a nice curve the last inning for a strike

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dee Gordon, doubles machine

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

Nice to see

And what’s with all the yahoo fans reaching over to try to grab that ball? New to baseball? Hey, let Flash run!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he turn an infield hit into a double?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Mar 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

gap or down the line?

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

down the line, basically a soft looper.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

a soft looper

Like Braden

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Down the line past 3rd base

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Woooooo! Deeeee! SKINNYSWAG!

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

I still don't get the swag part of this meme...?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I just pretend it’s Stupid Wild-Ass Guess

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t get what everybody is talking about with Catch 57. Or Gimenez.

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Catch-57 is just a joke

The only way to raise one’s stock enough to make the roster is not to pitch.

By converse: the pitchers on the bubble who pitch in the games watch their stock fall — meaning the pitchers who are off that day see their stock rise.

Just a joke.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

and everybody has a share

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoever makes the roster via Catch-57

will forever be known as “Yossarian”

So let it be said, so let it be done

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping to use

Nately’s Whore

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael refusing to say “Vector” = Disappointing

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is he vector? Becuz of Hector?

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s got a one way trip to the minors.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I will create and distribute Vector t’s if he ever amounts to anything.

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to acknowledge Vector as a nickname. He’ll always be Hector the Protector to me. :(

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I really enjoyed listening to Block call the play-by-play in the middle innings. His voice isn’t — what’s the word? — mellifluous, but he called the action well, IMO.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

The wheels on Sands!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

If “The Mayan” doesn’t stick, call him Dune Buggy: big power, good wheels.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I second this motion.

by Grimjack on Mar 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not mocking or blocking The Mayan. I endorse The Mayan. But we don’t always control what sticks. And if it does not stick, I offer an alternative, a backup.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No I get u

Just saying that the Mayan was a great name

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Over at DT a few guys are on "Quick Hands Sands"

I think that makes him sound like the guy you wanna be next to at a circle jerk

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fister vs. Fast Hands? There are no winners.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Or as your Kenley Jansen.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It still doesn’t sing!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he ceases to exist after 2012? (I have not caught up to this Mayan thing yet.)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He destroys the world in 2012.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Get thee to Maddz Glosssary -——>

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I saw it was there, but the FanPosts is also not a place I am caught up on yet either.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Josh Lindblom coming in

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Lets see that arm sonny

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Weren’t we just talking about him?

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Super excited to see him

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot how much MLB At-Bat sucks iPhone battery life.

by Eric Stephen on Mar 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

You just used the word “sucks” following a Eugenio Velez flyout, and yet you did not reference Velez.

That’s ten laps, son.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

that’s a paddlin

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Only the laps would be a punishment for Eric.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did Lindblom have a bad year? BECAUSE DODGERS DICKED WITH HIM

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Woo hoo! LIndblom in, starts off with 2 Ks.

He says, sucK on that haters!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

how is his velocity?

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It looked good n zippy to me but no idea on the exact number

didn’t see a radar gun or hear from announcers.

but it looked lively, and had some movement on offspeed

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice! Any friend of Kershaw is a friend of mine.

by kinbote on Mar 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Lindblom look like Gomer Pyle to anyone else?

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

Gollllleeeee! Yes he does.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Claude Osteen waves hello. But maybe Lindblom can be called “Pyle”.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If he gives up a hit we can yell PYYYLE!

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

or Shazaam!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe that should be for when he strikes a guy out?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Walk and two strikeouts for Lindblom.

Excellent, Catch-57-defying performance!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

A coworker dropped his iphone in the toilet. His solution is to dunk it in isopropanol, then let it dry in a 60 degree Celsius hyb oven. Anyone think this is a good idea?

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

the answer is rice

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

the answer is always rice.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems terrible, but I’d love to see what happens when he does that.

Quite honestly, the best solution is putting the phone in rice.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY RIGHT? No one wants to bring that up but wtf is he doing with his phone while dropping a deuce?

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

browsing the internet

playing games
checking email
following the dodger game.

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

mostly at your concluding sentence.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You can put your phone away before wiping you know

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats like asking why people read on the toilet

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I dropped my phone in the toilet once

but see, it was freshman year, I was wasted, and I had it in my back pocket.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I did something so stupid with one of my phones that telling the service guy I dropped it in the toilet was much less embarrassing.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I still have to figure something out about getting my screen fixed.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Im amazed that bad boy is still working

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad that’s how you recognized me.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to take a pic of u from behind and tweet it to freak you out

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think GScott would be honor bound to try and kill you. At least I like to think he would. It’s the romantic in me.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy rec.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Tweeting messages to you.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s dumb, but it’s fried anyway, so why not?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

My solution was to use the vacuum chamber that we have to pull off the alcohol without heating the circuits

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Engineers!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Mar 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He is also evidence that you dont have to be smart to be a scientist

by EephusBlue on Mar 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprised this wasnt brought up. Maybe the worst few seconds of officiating in history. I take back what I said yesterday about Pac-10 refs….sort of.

Rutgers Gets Screwed

by UCLADodger32 on Mar 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Shouldn’t have thrown into double coverage

by BFDC on Mar 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

you might have killed him. way to go.

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a terrible run?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I really hope he sees this, creates the Ghost_of_Eric_Stephen account, and comments by telling me to go fuck myself.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Mar 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

or he’s really enjoying the "paddlin’ "

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He ran into someone who knew what he was doing

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

James Spader? At least that is what Maggie Gyllenhaal seemed to indicate.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He took his IPod…..

by Michael White on Mar 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

writing the game recap thread, i assume.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Mar 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sudden boom in the decaying carcass that is commercial real estate?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

woo. indeed

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Mar 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t wait for Taco Thursday tomorrow at DT.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

God you eat a lot of shitty-ass food.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There is something satisfying about saying “I want 15 tacos”.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Mar 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“shitty-ass food” is probably the most apt description of all time

Who's Dioner Navarro?

by Maddz on Mar 9, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Del Taco is a fine establisment

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Del Taco:Mexican food::Little Caesar’s:pizza

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Mar 9, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

except better

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Mar 9, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What did you think of

Tacos Baja Ensenada?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVED it. I was hoping you saw my mini review.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

missed it

which thread?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Marty – what do you think of King taco?

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It think it's a fine taco

But there are plenty of places just as good or better for less money. It’s gotten a little too commercial.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

fair points

but as a point of reference and an occasionaly stop when I am on the 5 I am glad its there

by Hollywood Joe on Mar 9, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

I like their tacos. Just, I like a lot of places tacos so I don’t go there that often

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Mar 9, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t remember. The gist of it was besides the long line and lack of seating, everything else was superb. I’m planning on getting the shrimp ones next time.

by silverwidow on Mar 9, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

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