I missed all play on Saturday, both the end of the suspended game and the scheduled game. I did get to listen to most of Sunday's game.
IN WHICH I STRUGGLE, AND FAIL, TO WRITE A SUITABLE LIMERICK TO HONOR KURODA’S WONDERFUL PITCHING PERFORMANCE.
The anapest form for Hiroki?
It’s lame. Doesn’t fit. Kinda jokey.
A thought -- (here’s my tactic) –
His name’s amphibrachic!
Hmm. Maybe he’ll settle for trochee.
ROSTER CRUNCHES HAVE A WAY OF WORKING THEMSELVES OUT, ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE GUY REALLY DOESN’T PITCH WELL AT ALL
You can blame pitcher John all you wanna,
Results? Well, yeah, duh, not nirvana.
Though the reason we lost
Was the offense got crossed
You can bet – oh for sure – he’s a gonna.