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Redbird Review

Season Series: Dodgers lost the 2010 series 3 - 4
Manager: Tony LaRussa (5-7),  Lifetime (4945-2642) 33 Years, .535 Winning %, 5 pennants, 2 world series titles

Rob Neyer's take on the team

The Cardinals were struggling when the week began but they got healthy in Arizona scoring 28 runs in the last two games. To put that into perspective the Dodgers have scored 41 runs in 12 games.  Not hard to see why they got healthy as the meat of the lineup (Rasmus, Pujols, Berkman, and Holliday) feasted on the young Diamondback pitching.

Key Additions:  Ryan Theriot, Lance Berkman

Key Subtractions: Adam Wainwright (lost for year), Brendan Ryan, Blake Hawksworth

 Position Breakdown:

1st Base - Greatest hitter I've ever seen but in case you have not heard, Albert Pujols started April cold as ice with his average after ten games a microscopic .150. Two games later he's reached base six times in his last nine plate appearances and will probably be hitting .350 by next Monday.

2nd Base-Skip Schumaker is back to man 2nd base; the Cardinals never seem to have anything more then an adequate  2nd baseman.

Second baseman this decade for the Redbirds.

                                                     
Player OPS+ G Year BA OBP SLG OPS
Skip Schumaker 102 153 2009 .303 .364 .393 .757
Fernando Vina 100 154 2001 .303 .357 .418 .775
Aaron Miles 99 134 2008 .317 .355 .398 .753
Fernando Vina 96 123 2000 .300 .380 .398 .779
Mark Grudzielanek 93 137 2005 .294 .334 .407 .741
Tony Womack 91 145 2004 .307 .349 .385 .735
Skip Schumaker 83 137 2010 .265 .328 .338 .667
Adam Kennedy 82 115 2008 .280 .321 .372 .692
Fernando Vina 79 150 2002 .270 .333 .338 .670
Aaron Miles 76 133 2007 .290 .328 .348 .676
Aaron Miles 74 135 2006 .263 .324 .347 .672

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Generated 4/13/2011.

Shortstop - Old friend Ryan Theriot is where he should be. Not playing for the Dodgers. Since Eckstein was the World Series MVP things have been a bit short at SS, offensively wise.

                                                     
Rk Player OPS+ G Year BA OBP SLG OPS
2 David Eckstein 93 117 2007 .309 .356 .382 .739
3 David Eckstein 80 123 2006 .292 .350 .344 .694
4 Cesar Izturis 67 135 2008 .263 .319 .309 .628
5 Brendan Ryan 57 139 2010 .223 .279 .294 .573

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Generated 4/13/2011.

Some great defense with Izzy and Ryan but not much of an offensive return. With Theriot they have neither.

3rd Base - 28-year old 3rd baseman David Freese was hurt most of 2010 but is now healthy and expected to help provide some punch to the lineup.  Seems to be an average fielder, kind of a Casey Blake at age 37. Decent average, below average OB skills, below average power.

Catcher - Perennial gold glover Yadier Molina is trying to win his fouth in a row. His glove is what makes him special, not his bat.

Left Field - Matt Holliday is already back from his appendectomy just in time to take up his spot as one of the best, if not the best, LF in the NL.  If you thought he was a Coors special, you'd have been wrong as he's been even better for the Cardinals. He's now won four silver slugger awards and gives the Cardinals a potent 1 - 2 punch.

                                                                           
Player OPS+ G From To Age PA BA OBP SLG OPS Pos
Matt Holliday 146 677 2006 2011 26-31 2968 .328 .400 .571 .971 *7/D
Ryan Braun 142 589 2007 2011 23-27 2589 .308 .366 .557 .923 *75/D
Adam Dunn 132 787 2006 2010 26-30 3282 .252 .378 .524 .902 *73/9D
Pat Burrell 127 562 2006 2011 29-34 2187 .256 .381 .507 .888 *7/D
Josh Willingham 121 635 2006 2010 27-31 2545 .265 .367 .478 .845 *7/9D32

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Generated 4/13/2011.

Right Field - So far Lance Berkman is proving he can play the outfield on a regular basis. If he can continue to stay healthy and hit, he gives the Cardinals a nasty weapon. As was the case last year Berkman is killing RHP, but still struggles against LHP. Limited at bats, but he has yet to collect a hit against a LHP this year.  He's a switch hitter in name only these days.  From the left side however he's beasting with four home runs, which matches the whole Dodger team sans Barajas.

Center Field - Colby Rasmus gives the Cardinals yet another above average player in the outfield. He was close to, if not the best, center fielder in the NL last year.  He does everything well including pissing off Tony LaRussa.

Offensively the Cardinals have three above average hitters in the outfield and one Albert Pujols. As the Diamondbacks found out, that will git it done.

Starting Pitching for our Series:

Game 1: Jaime Garcia was the best rookie pitcher in 2010 and so far in 2011 he's even better. With two starts under his belt Garcia has an ERA triple line of .060/1.46/1.94 with 18 K, 3 BB, in 15 innings. Given how the Dodgers handle LHP, Kuroda best be on his game. This will be his first start at the Ravine. Last year he made one start against the Dodgers and was knocked out before the fourth inning.

Game 2: Kyle Lohse is back after missing a good chunk of time in 2010. Lohse was lousy when he wasn't hurt but he appears to be healthy now and pitching like he did in 2008.

Game 3: Back-to-back Kyles as Kyle McClellan takes over the the injured Adam Wainwright and so far is showing the world that just maybe relief pitchers should be given more then one shot to start. McClellan was a solid bullpen man for the Cardinals for the last three years amassing 202 games in relief with zero starts. He won the job with a good spring and has continued to pitch well into the season. It is only two starts, but he's given them 12 innings of a 2.25/3.56/3.48 line.

Game 4: Old stalwart Chris Carpenter will get the call for the finale. He was roughed up on Tuesday night to the tune of eight earned runs in four innings but had made two quality starts before that. When healthy he's been one of the 10 best starters in the NL for about five years with two years of nothing due to surgery.

Bullpen: Ryan Franklin continues to tread water as a closer. He's been doing the job in the 9th for about three years which, given his stuff, seems like three years too many. If you think Dodger fans are uneasy when Jonathan Broxton takes the 9th, just imagine what Cardinal fans feel like. So far this year he has not been doing the job, giving up key runs in three of his four appearances. Jason Motte is supposed to be the closer in waiting on the current roster but he's struck out one, walked four, in six innings. Recently recalled Eduardo Sanchez struck out five in two innings so we shouldn't see him on Thursday but we will have to deal with him this weekend so here is a baseball hq scouting report:

4/14/2011 - Eduardo Sanchez (RHP, STL)
Despite his small size (5'11" 170 pounds), Sanchez's velocity has ticked up over the past two seasons and now sits in the 92-95 mph range and tops out around 98 mph. The 22-year-old combines the heat with a power slider to give him two plus swing-and-miss offerings. His slider has nice late break and sink to it. Sanchez possesses solid command of both pitches, though he can be wild at times. His ability to induce groundballs gives him the potential to be a dominant reliever in the Majors. He has a closer's mentality and stuff, but will need an opportunity to rack up saves in the big leagues. Sanchez signed with the Cardinals in '05 and has a career 3.15 ERA, 3.9 Ctl, and 9.9 Dom.

Here is the BaseballHQ scouting report on the condition of the Cardinal bullpen after Franklin and Motte.

The Cardinals put Bryan Augenstein (RHP, STL) on the DL with a right groin strain and as this column was written were still trying to determine if Brian Tallet (LHP, STL) will need to join him, after Tallet fractured his non-pitching hand on Tuesday.

In the short-term, the Cardinals may need to lean more heavily on Mitchell Boggs (RHP, STL) and Trever Miller (LHP, STL). Boggs has been quite effective, with nine strikeouts in his first six innings, but he has been used primarily in low leverage situations (LI 0.51). Miller has been used in higher leverage situations (LI 1.66), but he has pitched only three innings, with no runs allowed.

The Cardinals brought Fernando Salas (RHP, STL) and Eduardo Sanchez (RHP, STL) to Arizona Wednesday night with the apparent intent of activating one or both prior to the game.

Tallet did hit the DL, so the Cardinals at the moment only have Trevor Miller as the lone lefty in the pen.

***

I was skeptical of Lance Berkman surviving playing every day in the outfield, but so far he's done it, and he's mashing. The Cardinals are light at the top and bottom but when Rasmus, Holliday, Pujols, and Berkman are in the middle, that is a formidable four, Freese will contribute. The rotation is solid; even with Wainwright gone they don't have any glaring hole. The bullpen is where we will have to make our mark if our rotation can keep the games close.

With a fresh off the DL Jon Garland pitching Friday against their weakest link, our best matchup would appear to be Saturday when Clayton Kershaw takes the mound against the inexperienced McClellan.

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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I know the meercat knows this but,

Merlin Olsen (74), Lamar Lundy (85, obscured), Deacon Jones (75) and Rosey Grier (78). Imagine being a right tackle and having Deacon Jones hauling off and slapping your helmet right in the ear hole a buncha times per game. Ouch.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love the black and whites of these guys. Probably my first sports hero’s. Look at the cut of Deacons jib, that is one heck of a V for a 250 -300 lb dude.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha
Key Additions: Ryan Theriot

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

also, only having one lefty in the pen is good news for games that go late with a little Dre action

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does that put him above or below Colletti?

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It puts him above everyone.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m confused. Is above bad or good?

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mozileak is the Led Zepplin IV of GMs.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

…try again, with something I’d recognize please.

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mozileak owns.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha ok :)

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa is the king of the pitching change, esp. for handedness, which really lengthens the time of the game. Only one lefty in the pen should curtail this to a certain extent.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh I know

I just wasn’t sure if this was “legit good move” or “hilariously bad mood that is great for us and therefore great”

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tony LaRussa’s cerebral approach to the game doesn’t always lead to the right answers, but you know he’s asking the right questions.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Converts Skip Schumaker to 2nd base.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

when the alternative was Aaron Miles the Skippy solution was not nuts.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a temporary thing sure, when they kept the madness going by shipping off Brendan Ryan is where it’s a problem.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

By tomorrow or even today they will probably have another.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed
Old friend Ryan Theriot is where he should be. Not playing for the Dodgers

Fontenot is the poor man’s Theriot.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T LET LILLY PITCH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's ok Maddz

he’s not……we’ll be ok……somehow…….

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are both little Mickey Morandini wanna be’s.

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are the cajun Mick Kellehers.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screeching halt

Dodgers running game, Yadier Molina.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

good point. they should really have that picture be kemp vs molina

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Gwyn Jr vs Molina would really turn heads too. :)

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

or recently re-added speedster Casey “I’m Old, Why Am I Stealing Bases” Blake

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have more hate for the Cardinals than the Giants.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

You have a problem with clean wholesome baseball?

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

green'd

for the gumption

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not moxie when it’s scientific truth

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they applauded Chris Carpenter after he threw eight shutout innings! They’re so knowledgeable!

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they loved Brendan Ryan despite his really unfortunate facial hair!

/donttouchkids

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

and

they left early when the Dodgers took a lead to sweep them in the 09 NLDS

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not only is that a pr0n stache

Its 70’s pr0n hair too! You know if you take that hat off he’s rocking a white boy fro.

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

One person’s unfortunate is another’s dastardly

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

My most uncomfortable Cardinal baseball moment was, sitting in a living room in Southern Illinois at a relatives house who are all huge Cardinal fans during the game when some dude who will remain nameless hit two grand slams in one inning off of Kung Fu Pitcher.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude…I live in the heart of it. I think I hate the Giants more, but not sure sometimes.

Today at work, live here in Arkansas, I hate the Cardinals more.

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

has there been any word

on Thames and his quad?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Was just about to ask

our offense against lefties without him could be bleak.. INB4 OUR OFFENSE IS ALWAYS BLEAK LOL

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

i thought

he hurt his hip on that slide into home from the way he winced. But DX2 said his quad grabbed on him from that diving try in LF

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was grimacing on the next fly ball hit to him

figured it was his wrist. Explains why Gwynn was out there.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

right when i saw him slide

my first thought was he hurt himself, it was practically confirmed when Gwynn took over. Mattingly made it sound not very serious in his post game interview though.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh he did look pained running the bases

and looked almost angry that he got sent to home plate.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

guh

how do we compare with other teams with our legions of broken old men on the disabled list?

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

can’t get it to start, thinks it’s the spark plugs.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least Lilly isnt pitching this serious

Despite struggling, Pujols would be good for 2 homers against him

by SeanMillerSavior on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I prefer not to correct my spelling mistakes. Poor grammar and laziness make great bead partners.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I normally don't correct them as well

but when you fail that hard, something needs to be done.

by SeanMillerSavior on Apr 14, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wah wah wah wahhhhh

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is hte 2nd time in as many days

that that has cracked me up

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that sung to the tune of the Price is Right fail tuba?

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now THIS made me laugh.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wayne Gretzky’s kid plays 1B locally and signed to play at SDSU. Looks like he is using his wrong foot on first base, need G.Scott to give us his SME opinion on it. I never played too much first base was as a right handed player was always told to use my right foot on the base.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

He could be receiving a bunt or a dribbler from the catcher, better to set up inside the line like that.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I thought might be the case. Just harder to stretch on a bad throw.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the chalk of the foul line behind him? So he’s taking a throw from the 2B? Looks awkward and wrong-footed to me.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really late here

but everything about that photo is wrong, not just the foot, but how much of it is on the bag

It is so wrong, that I am sure this photo is not of a force out play – just can’t get my head around how it could be

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even trying to double off a runner coming back with a throw coming from CF doesn’t seem to work.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked at it again. Maybe it’s during infield warmups and he’s just lazy?

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lazy was a thought I had

I am fairly sure based on this one picture, and without any further context, that this young man has no future

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In baseball anyway. I’m sure he can ride his old man’s name to chase skirts and get a kushy job.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be, of course, a force out play

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best I can think of would be a weak bouncer to second, where the 2B is going to have to make a play and rifle it over. From point blank range, he needs to cover as much of the base as possible. Even in that case, his foot should be on the corner of the bag. He probably quickly reshuffled his feet and just got sloppy (or didn’t know proper technique well enough).

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win!

but all I got was 3 measly points! Looking forward to this new tie breaker.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, we are off of the BCS system in the contest now.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting jerseys they’re wearing today.

by BFDC on Apr 14, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dig em

Those are sweet!

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

apparently that’s a 7 game hitting streak, sez NewMexicoFan on twitter

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has actually hit pretty well

I believe

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always hit (for average) fairly well, its everything else that leaves something to be desired.

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loons have a ton of sweet jerseys

the red ones and the black ones are awesome

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, doesn’t Gordon play for the Isotopes?

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does!

but the loons jerseys are awesome super duper sauce!

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhh

fer sure

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK so both teams appear to be wearing throwbacks

but like every other player on the SAME team seams to have a different version of it. wtf?

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

did you see him run back to 2nd? OH that was comedy

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

10 hits 10 SO

interesting

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

a SO/BB of 1!

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL reading is fundamental and really fucking hard

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG OUR DREAMS ARE OVERRRRR

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was he wearing batting gloves? Or was his hand like all powerful and stuff and he didn’t need them.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Emulating Matt Kemp

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, just noticed how terrible his back leg is on that swing. I took an identical photo of Reed Johnson flying out last year.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 14, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s striking out on a down and away slider there, IIRC.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

David’s macro FTW.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and advanced the runner!

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still can't believe Berkman got $8 million from the Cards

but the way he’s been hitting for them so far, it’s been a worthy investment.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Hall of Famer?

Career wOBA of .404 and he used to be competent as a CF.

by Michael White on Apr 14, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And possibly clean.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

if he gets in

there is a chance for all the “killer Bs” of the Stros to be in yes? Bagwell’s case has already been discussed, and Biggio will probably ride the 3000 hit ticket in

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that way Ausmus changed his name to “Bausmus”?

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would surprise me if Bagwell was elected in anytime soon, mostly because he’s been lumped in with the roiders (rightly or wrongly), and if they do decide someday to finally put them in, he’s probably well down the list simply comparing him to the others.

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how you define the Killer Bs. The original group I believe was Bagwell, Biggio and Derek Bell, and unless they make a special wing where “Operation Shutdown” is HoF-Worthy, I don’t think Derek makes it :)

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Berry.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Hurt too much to compile enough numbers and was never one of the best players in baseball for any sustained period.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

rice university

is berkman one of the only dudes to escape rice without a serious injury ruining his future?

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Helps when you are not a pitcher

Isn’t Neiman from Rice?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Cruz had sucking ruin his future.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody seen Insidious?

and liked it?

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Between the Ravine blog

has an interview with Tim Dierkes, who runs MLBTR

point of interest

6. Do you think the Dodgers will buy or sell this trade deadline? Who do you see the Dodgers obtaining or trading?


I lean toward buyers. I think their pitching will be good enough to keep them in the mix. They could use an outfield addition, soCarlos Beltran, Grady Sizemore, and Luke Scott could be targets. If the Cubs are out of it, Aramis Ramirez might be a third base trade candidate. In all cases the financial aspect would require some footwork.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Grady Sizemore: Putting the “Tool” in “5-Tool Superstar”

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh?

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

check this out

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at size of cup
/giggles

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

6 tool player!

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

5.25

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is just doing his Stiffler impression

“I’m gonna hang out with my wang out! And I’m gonna rock out with my cock out!”

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

what kind of a man

A) drinks tea? Come on Limey, pour yourself some coffee and quit peeing sitting down

B) takes any food or beverage into the loo – gross. Man at airport today eating while pissing, I was outraged and disgusted. Someone needs to sterilize that guy

C) doesn’t have the sense to use something bigger than a tea cup to hide what he thinks she really wants to see

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay tea!

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh
what kind of a man A) drinks tea?

Sounds funny coming from the frequent traveler to India.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Written while sipping a cup of Ceylon Black Tea (true.)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

just finished my

cup of green tea.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

now craving green tea

too lazy too go get one though

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well with our pitching

one big bat could be all it takes

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

well you know

a 40 oz to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good even though I feel bad.

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

seems like thats always been the plan

but we could have won 10 games at the deadline and ned would still try to trade for some shitty reliever with saves just because he has a gritty never say die attitude and a will to win

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for troof.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I put this in the wrong post. Ahem.

And I thought our minor league system had odd promos:

Nashville Sounds Baseball!
Join us for Taco Bell Throwback Thursdays on April 14th. Taco Bell Throwback Thursday will feature Sounds players wearing retro 1980s-style uniforms for every Thursday home game this season.
 
General Admission tickets are only $5 with a valid student ID or just bring a Taco Bell receipt.
$2 selected beverages and concession items.
For tickets visit nashvillesounds.com or call 690-HITS (4487). Nashville Sounds Baseball: Your Town Your Team!

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

More like Taco Bell throwup amirite?

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha

I crave taco bell from time to time.

I’m usually really drunk, but you know.

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Del Taco man myself

but I understand you don’t have options out there.

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, we don’t. :(

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a meaningful distinction between crap and crap? This is like choosing between Aaron Miles and Juan Castro.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are a bad person

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point you get down to the quality of the bowel movement. I have found after a hard night of drinking that you get better bowl results from the Bell than the Del, although the Del has bomb fish tacos.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

green for the speaking the truth

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith knows green

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah son, Del Taco baby!! Its all about taco tuesday, or thursday, or anyday really. Atleast they dont have burritos with fritos in them, what the hell?

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

SILVERWIDOW?!

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No silverwidow would be down with the frito burrito

which I’ve heard is good btw

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

How dare Taco Bell make an inauthentic Mexican dish I would never expect that from them. Sellouts.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frito Burritos own FYI.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats like 4 endorsments for it

going to have to give it a whirl soon.

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fritos with chili

are pretty awesome. The ladies love your breath afterwards too

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your Nana didn’t make you enchiritos growing up?

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha actually I have heard its good but I cant even bring myself to try it. You know you are white when you want to put chips in your burrito. Im white and I dont even want it.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

to be fair

I’m white and I think I’ll put chips in anything. This is more due to me being a fat kid than anything else.

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah sorry my bad, I thought I was doing that but it appears not.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Putting a torilla chip, in a tortilla? What is this alchemy?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

How could these two disparate tastes go together? Soon dogs and cats will be living together?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

total anarchy

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

nazi’s riding on dinosaurs

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

About that....

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great, next you’re going to tell me a bear calvary is real

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S BEGUN!!!!!!!

(what game is that from?)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

dino d-day

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is such a hilariously horrid game.

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WTF YES!

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to eat something.

Oh wait, that’s because I’m drinking already.

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know lol and wtf

but what does YES stand for

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

you eminent sass

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must be getting close to lunch time. You can set your clock by the TBLA topics. :)

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would eat those by the fuckin truckload.

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

right??

i love nacho cheese doritos

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

with a mountain dew

that would be so EXTREME

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
that would be so EXTREME!!!!!

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love nacho cheese doritos, but as a taco shell I dont know. Thats why I love Del Taco now. Its what Taco Bell use to be when things were simple. Before Taco Bell started creating all these insane burritos. But real mexican food still blows all this stuff away, and some

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

for sure

when people tell me how much they love chipotle, I cringe on the inside, because I’d rather go risk my insides and eat at a dirty mexican stand instead.

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by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

i never understood the chipotle hate.

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican food and Chipotle are entirely different things.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

right?

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

chipotle is like a clean and effective meat to mouth delivery, that’s really it

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican Food: Will be a burrito the size of my head, 4000 calories, amazing, and I’m going to want to die afterwards.

Chipotle: Meat and rice in a bowl, fairly good for you, decent, can still function afterwards.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

woah woah woah. In neither of those sentences was the phrase “dirty ass taco” so I question its validity

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Your eternal quest.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

here’s the thing though, Chipotle won’t destroy your insides. Also their meat won’t be super dry.

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

consistent quality

quick, large portions, tasty… whats to not like?

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

if I’m lost in chain store land, y’know, most of LA and Orange county, I will not suffer if I go to Chipotle or Panda Express. Obviously, if there’s an alternative I know and trust, I’ll go there.

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Chipotle doesn’t serve french fries and carnitas in the same burrito, so sometimes I must venture elsewhere.

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

if I’m lost in chain store land, y’know, most of LA and Orange county, I will not suffer if I go to Chipotle or Panda Express. Obviously, if there’s an alternative I know and trust, I’ll go there.

Panda Express, not good.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Panda Pandouche Express, not good.

Fixed.

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, good point.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually Chipotle is good though… I think its better then Baja Fresh but I’ll still eat both. They need to build more Chipotle’s though. Like one in Chatsworth or Granana Hills would be nice.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are everywhere in the OC

a chain being prevalent in the OC? No way!

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one in between Chatsworth and Granada Hills, in Northridge, isn’t enough?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

not for me. Reseda and Nordoff is too far. I dont like to go far for my food haha

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus there is cops on bikes everywhere around reseda and nordoff now, not sure whats going on around there.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

CSUN. Bike cops around college campuses is no surprise.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easier to catch kids making out in the bushes that way.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

corporate parents

chipotle – mcdonalds
baja fresh – wendys

concept of those parent companies always sounds weird to me for whatever reason..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scharfenberger Chocolate – Hershey’s

parent companies are just money banks

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

No kiddin'

Wikipedia:

Hershey’s subsequently began manufacturing its new artisan brands in a factory in Robinson, Illinois and in early 2009 announced plans to close both Bay Area factories, lay off approximately 150 local employees, and transfer remaining production to Illinois, effectively keeping the company alive in name only.4

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethel M – M&M Mars.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did not know that about Baja Fresh. I admit I’m a fan of it. They have three salsas I really like.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia says
From 1998 to 2006, McDonald’s Corporation owned a majority interest in Chipotle, which it fully divested in 2006.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also from Wikipedia
In 2002, Wendy’s International purchased Baja Fresh for $275 million.7 As a wholly owned subsidiary of Wendy’s, the 249 restaurant chain5 saw consistently declining same store sales.5 Four years later, in 2006, Wendy’s sold the roughly 300-location Baja Fresh chain for $31 million to a private investor consortium that operates other restaurants, including Sweet Factory, La Salsa8, Cinnabon and Denny’s.9

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a fan of tres tacos but my local one was relocated.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their Mahi mahi tacos are good though.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

expensive too!

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not really Mexican food, but it is a lot more edible than, say, Taco Bell. Even Marty said if forced into eating chain fast-food, he’d probably select Fatburger or Baja Fresh.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARTY SAYS SO!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, their baja burrito is basically grilled steak, cheese, guacamole, and pico de gallo. All of which are serviceable. I understand opinions vary, but for what they do, they do it just fine. Only fast food I ever eat at are BF & InO.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the same people own La Salsa and Baja Fresh, why not just combine them?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is La Salsa any good?

I have one real close to my house

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s essentially the same as Baja Fresh. Or Baja Bud’s.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to be. Haven’t been in forever. Again, basic fare but a win-win for people who like a free salsa bar.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you lose the people who think one of those places suck, but the other is good.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

More seriously, they paid for the brand name and how it is perceived, right?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But are they really perceived all that differently? I understand that people will have their preference, but I see them as perfectly interchangeable.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might

others were seriously debating Taco Bell vs. Del Taco earlier.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. In the same way that there’s a pecking order among burger joints, I’d guess that “Fresh Mex” enthusiasts would have their own hierarchies.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Gaffigan has the last word on Mexican food
# Mexican food’s great, but it’s essentially all the same ingredients, so there’s a way you’d have to deal with all these stupid questions. “What is nachos?” “…Nachos? It’s tortilla with cheese, meat, or vegetables.” “Oh, well then what is a burrito?” “Tortilla with cheese, meat, or vegetables.” “Well then what is a tostada?” “Tortilla with cheese, meat, or vegetables.” “Well then what i-” “Look, it’s all the same! Why don’t you say a Spanish word and I’ll bring you something.”
# Mexican food is great, but it is all the same, it’s almost a conspiracy. It’s almost like they had a meeting 200 years ago in Mexico City and one guy stood up and he was like, “Hey, the reason I got everyone here is pretty simple, I figured we could rename this one entree seven times and sell it to the North Americans. The French said it would be a good idea.” “Who’s in on it?” Then some guy in the back was like, “Wouldn’t that be dishonest?” “Well, if you’re quiet we’ll name one of the entrees after you. What’s your name?” “My name’s Jimmy Changa.”

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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha there are alot of mexican dishes that dont have cheese. Infact those “authentic” mexican food places dont put cheese in their burritos, or tacos. Then you have pozole, menudo, birria that dont have cheese. I dont know about this Jim Gaffigan guy, he obviously isnt from LA, and doesnt have mexican friends.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you cant be from LA to get his jokes is the impression im getting. haha

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a comedian. The joke works as long as places from Taco Bell to El Torito stay in business, and they thrive here in LA.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taco Truck
Tito’s
Any Other Taco Stand
grilled bacon wraped hot dog
Chipotle
Baja Fresh

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said the guy who uses the bowel-movement rubric :)

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

appreciate you being here to take care of that for me

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

See my responce to that above.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they use different made-up Spanish-sounding words for their “food”?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Sometimes I want nacho cheese, in that case I go to Taco Bell, sometimes I want real cheese, then I go to Del Taco. Sometimes I just want a taco and burrito for cheap, and maybe some fries so I go to del taco. Sometimes I want a crazy ass double decker frito buritto, then I go to taco bell.

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only ever want a Chalupa

so I head to Taco Bell

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to

see hot skirts ($ Phil) lick dripping sauce off their various body parts, so I head to Carl’s Jr.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Compared to Nacho Cheese?

yes

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by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’know, sometimes I read all the statistics about heart disease in this country, and I think, “I kinda eat a high-fat diet with all the fancy cheese and all,” and I worry that someday I’m gonna have to give up the fancy cheese and the thought makes me depressed.

Then I remember that most people eat a ton of meals at places like Taco Bell and Del Taco, and I remind myself, “You eat a little slice of fancy cheese. You are fine, dude.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but are you sitting down

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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. FUCK! Just when I was feeling better about myself.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fool, the gin will kill you long before the cheese

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I fucking hope so. But it’s taking it’s sweet time doing the job.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I eat out once or twice a week

and usually it isn’t taco bell or del taco

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t read it that way. I read it as a holding company that operates La Salsa purchased Baja Fresh. There are probably all sorts of ramifications to that sentence.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when Big Brother joins with the holding company.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold on.

Just hold on.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh, grim

Won’t you take another little piece of my heart now, baby.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a Tech Sargent that I knew when I was stationed in Iceland that could belt Joplin like Joplin. She was awsome, and a little goth to.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s not “hold on,” but “come on.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain the problem, wouldn’t it. Clearly, I was confusing Joplin with Wilson Phillips as I am wont to do.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I really know. My parents had that record but it wouldn’t play, because when I was but a wee Humma, I took that album — enticed, I’m sure, by the R.Crumb cover — and smeared peanut butter all over it.

It turns out you can get most of the peanut butter out of the grooves of a record, but you cannot get all of the peanut butter out of the grooves of a record.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

groovy

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a sunday afternoon.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note: Purchasing “Cheap Thrills” was, by a huge margin, the hippest thing my parents ever did.

In the summer of 1969, my mom worked at a summer camp in Woodstock, New York. When all of the other counselors begged off for a certain weekend, my mom volunteered to work, because “Who would want to go to that?” It is a decision she stands by to this day.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only you were 42 and one of the woodstock babies

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, I would have said, “I AM 42!!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesoke same thread callback

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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take another little piece of my operating income, now, baby.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happens in Toledo

should stay there.

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Normally

and I only say this based on his posts about his lunch choices, I would have thought this would be a silverwidow comment

by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know

I can’t tell you how happy I am to be moving back to Southern California. I miss you guys :)

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is...
Matt Holliday is already back from his appendectomy

…what started inflaming Matt Holliday’s appendix:

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

it wasn't nacho cheese doritos?

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see it. It’s probably a turnover. Speaking of juicy goodness, TBLA’s reigning queen (or one of them) Christina Hendricks was on Top Chef: Something last night. Her husband is kinda fugly.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

she’s new to famous, and even then, she’s famous for Firefly and Mad Men. Most of the country has no idea who she is

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they did she’d have a better looking husband?

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine she’d have to trade up, or be one of those celebrities who never has a date on the red carpet

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the infamous Holliday gif from the ’09 NLDS.

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

hendricks husband is the dude who eats all the mushrooms in super troopers. a national hero if you ask me.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's

hilariously adorable

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel lied to

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If not for nepotism he’d be banned for this

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it weren't for nepotism

I would have banned a long time ago

by Greg Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

For the first time ever I had to resort to an unrec.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You had them

it could have meant endless teasing at TBLA night :)

by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric lawyer’d up on him, and he caved fast.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would've been outed eventually anyway

I can’t believe I’m the only Chiver on this site

by Greg Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are the only something on this site

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed the website in Greg’s link…never mind.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok. I got to drop a Barbara Billingsley. You know, she wasn’t a good supporting actress because she could never act with a lead.

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a part-time chiver. Only discovered it a few weeks ago, but I like what I see.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like #’s 30 and 34 personally.

all are pretty funny

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must see a lot of those “whiskey tits” t-shirts down there.

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!

by Maddz on Apr 14, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer, Eric style.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

We know that you are jelous.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies relief pitcher appears to be pretty hurt covering first base on a ground ball (leaving the game). Rockies still up 3-2 in B7th with the Mets still batting.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Rockies now

Some guy named Cargo hit his first HR today.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

sands up! omg

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

hard hit to 3rd down the line

bad throw and he is safe

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

does that count

towards OBP?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

ruled a hit

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. 0-1 if it is ruled an error, 1-1 if it is ruled a hit.

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

arigatou

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of TBLA Night

here is a fresh link to the FanPost for the first TBLA night of 2011.
http://www.truebluela.com/2011/4/14/2110432/true-blue-la-night-no-1-may-14th-against-arizona-4-10-pm

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Come for the picnic

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Picnic may have to wait for the next time (at least as far as me planning it)

Not sure about a picnic and I am working on something at the Stadium for before the game. But I do know that some folks like to go here before the game.

http://www.wurstkucherestaurant.com/

by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that considered Vernon, that area where the restaurant is? Also, why does Vernon still exist?

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Angel fans

are asking themselves that.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a court case about that going on. The state of California is trying to get Vernon unincorporated.

by berkowit28 on Apr 14, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s just funny, cause I guess a lot of those old warehouses are being converted into restaurants and flats, yknow gentrification or whatever, and they all list as being in Los Angeles not Vernon

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Pretty sure Vernon is only south of the 10.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is not Vernon

Vernon is down and to the left of Wurstkucher.

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell when you enter Vernon by the smell.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

not so much anymore

I spent a lot of time in Vernon as a kid visiting my dad’s work. He worked at a meat plant across the street from Farmer John (that mural is burned into my memory). The smell was from the rendering plants and they are long gone, as are the stock yards.

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vernon had a good run.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe K’s Deli is in Vernon though, that place rocks

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

right outside of Vernon

is Mike’s Hockey Burger. Not a bad hamburger stand

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stay for the drunken hilarity

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will there be whiffle ball?

I wanna see G.Scott’s four seamer, soft plastic version.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure yet actually

The ceremony is the week before. But there may be something at our house the following w/e.

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It came out in the Fall?

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The little boy in his underwear with 2 grown men?

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Batman should be the pitcher.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or.

If Robin’s catching, he’s not the one who needs to be wearing a glove (or two).

Batman’s hands are too high up on the knob.

Superman’s vision is too good for him to be an umpire.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin’s tattoo is on his wrong shoulder?

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I always knew Robin was the catcher.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Man you beat me to it

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

the answer is actually fairly obvious, something in the drawing is drawn wrong

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Batman batting righty!

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay now i’m crying I’m laughing so hard. In the library

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe its just that

they all wanted to be the catcher when this guy stepped on the mound:

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This might be the funniest thing you have ever written

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Home plate is backwards. But that’s not as funny.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh I definitely appreciate the funny ones best

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Superman is Tim McClelland.

You can tell by how he’s squinting his eyes.

Can’t see shit.

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

George Brett is such a badass that he would still have charged him.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t call it a “clicker.”

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin!

Don’t drop the soap!

by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

better fast ball

Superman or the Flash?

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Batman would be the control freak

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

twss

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Superman clearly threw harder than Walter Johnson.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

luckily

he’s fast enough to throw it and catch it.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

and reply fail for Xei

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

this made me laff

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swiñtoñ

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

callback!

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes! Randy Keisler gave up a bunch of runs!

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Can Jim Tracy fuck this up? Not even Jim Tracy can fuck this up, can he?

tweet

MLBStatoftheDay Troy Tulowitzki has homered in 5 of the #Rockies’ first 10 games. He’s the only SS in the liveball era (since 1920) to accomplish that.
tweet
@MikeSciosciasTI That’s, uh, sorta good. RT @rebeccapbp: RT @Ben_Duronio: 21 homers in past 41 games for Tulo.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Jim Tracy says

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there was a reversal in the decision to recall Tron. He stayed in ABQ, per Christopher Jackson.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that report was pure bullshit.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

My bull-dar was screaming at me.

by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any word on why? or just a rumor?

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure why the Dodgers changed they’re mind, but Troncoso was definitely told Tuesday night he was being recalled, but then the Dodgers changed course.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

They ran out of duct tape to tape Tron to the foul pole

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Troncoso

was probably in Prescott by the time he got the news

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My unanswered question for 2011

When is Tom Hallion going to ump behind the plate at a Dodger game next?

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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

hah!

Tron Tron with a rbi single

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Dee walked

After barely missing on what woulda been a sweet bunt single. just rolled foul

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather he walk than get on via bunt single.

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am 42

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I AM 42!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I saw this kind of thing tried was the “I’m Tiger Woods” Nike ads.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I was expecting something “Trumbo” from you!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have given up that particular fight.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone panic

Probably the softest hit ball I’ve seen Sands put into play.

by BFDC on Apr 14, 2011 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah

that was anti-climactic

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the 100?

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

BA

says Gordon runs a 6.3, 60 yard dash.

Don’t know how that translates to the 40.

by silverwidow on Apr 14, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we don’t really care how fast he is in a straight line

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't?

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Johnson couldn’t go from 1st to 3rd to save his life

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like

Winston Wolfe drives. Really fucking fast.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so pretty please, with sugar on top

hit the fuckin ball.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone going to the game tonight?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna guess about 35,000 people.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Laker night, I’m going with 45, 494

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not 17,505? It’s a sell-out!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

going Great Western Forum on everyone

by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dennis Weaver doffs his hat.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NFL Network Thursday Night Football

Sounds like Gus Johnson & Mike Mayock.

That will be…interesting. :)

by silverwidow on Apr 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

assuming

there will be football

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa/Millen/Theismann?

by silverwidow on Apr 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Time Warner Cable is ever going to add NFL Network :(

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

millen and theismann where just so bad. There was no gelling at all, and none of them had anything intelligent to say.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry but he does mention baseball
Being Catholic’s all about memorization. I have a horrible memory. I’m always like, “Our Father, who art in Heaven, without the written, approved consent of major league baseball…” I love doing that joke, because there’s always one face in the audience, “You’re going to HELL.” Those are the people I wanna bump into in Heaven, be like, “Hey! Remember me?” “Y-Y-You’re here?!” “Yeah, Peter loves me stuff.”

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Gaffigan

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

he’s great

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUGH

It’s “without the express written consent.”

And what’s the point of making that reference unless you’re going to use the word “disseminated?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't stop
# You think when gym teachers were younger, they’re thinking, “You know, I want to teach…but I don’t want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?”

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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe we got grades in gym class, I’ve never used anything I learned in there. “All right, I’m standing in front of a room full of strangers, based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy.”

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell a lot about what your friends think of you based on the people they set you up with. ‘Hey, what’d you think of Linda?’ ‘Hey, fuck you.’

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

# (On Cinnabons) Should I sit in it or eat it? Hey, I could sit in it and eat it! Oh, this is sticky without pants on.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont remember ever playing kickball or dodgeball in gym class. I remember playing it during recess or after school in elementary, but that wasnt gym class, and there wasnt a teacher. Once I got to Jr high and had a gym class nobody played dodgeball or kickball anymore.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is because you grew up in LA and did not have rainy days. Dodge ball was the rainy day activity. Or you might be to young because they outlawed it so the panzies could grow up and create the internet.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol thats what I was thinking, that its not an LA thing.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I dont think its outlawed haha. My daughter is in 3rd grade, when I go to pick her up they are in the auditorium trying to bean people as hard as they can as usual.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At our school

Buts-up was against the rules. We got in big trouble if they saw us playing that.

by Michael White on Apr 14, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not asking

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never heard of the game?

It was somewhat violent I guess. An off-shoot of the game was called “suicide” which was a bit more violent. I don’t even really remember the rules other than you were allowed to throw the ball (probably a tennis ball) at other people. It was like handball I guess.

by Michael White on Apr 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rules where: feild the ball cleanly, if you drop the ball you have to touch the wall before the ball does. If you fail to field the ball cleanly 3 times and get caught by the ball you face the wall with your butt in the air and everybody playing got to throw the ball at you 3 times.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

i remember that game

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butts Up and Smear the Queer were classic games of innocent youth.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even back in my day, that got changed to Kill The Carrier.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

An off shoot of Butts Up is to play what my friends and family called “Backs,” which is just ping pong with a penalty phase. After every point, the winner of said point gets a free shot to hit the ping pong ball into the bare back of his opponent.

Ping pong balls even from that distance can sting, and leave a mark.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

I would like to combine this with beer pong in some way…

by BFDC on Apr 14, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be

if you don’t make any cups at all

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We called it butts up

big game in elementary school until high school

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

even I played Butts-Up. Exact rules are hazy, but it involved lining the kids against the handball wall and throwing the ball at the kids. Under some circumstance (hit three times), a kid would have to kneel facing the wall, butt up in the air, and the thrower got to try to nail him with the ball.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No recollection

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We played before school. The last time I played tht I ended up being chased around the school yard by one of the girls in my class. I now know I should have let her catch me.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played kickball

in elementary school as part of the regular games we played. And that was in LA.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still play kick ball.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, when do we get your schedule so we can laugh and point and wish we were playing

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuesday nights until the end of June. I am currently playing in Silverlake, West Hollywood has a free game/rules clinic on the 20th. The monday Hollywood league starts May 2nd.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

I was just talking about Dodgeball, I played it alot until I moved back to Glendale

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kickball was banned at my elementary school because a pregnant teacher walking the yard took one to the gut.

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you the, you know, dad?

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

neg.

i was about 8

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was it replaced with, gin rummy?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Light Green Light

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were 2 elementary schools within my elementary school. it turned into very heated games at all times. think giants vs. dodgers.

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what got banned at my school?

pogs

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that stuff got banned all over

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was stupid even then

of course by time went to high school, the only games they were allowing at my elementary school were 4-square and tetherball.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if schools used to ban marbles back in the day

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not gambling if you don’t lose.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what my dad said and then we had to move out of our house

by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that just brought me down.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Into a bigger one

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha pogs, that brings back memories. crazy how big that got. what was the metal thing called again? a slammer? or something.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

slammer yes

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely played dodge ball in the gym on rainy days in an LA HS.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our version was called “warball”. Split the kids into two groups, one on each side of the gym. Roll out a bunch of those rubber playground balls. If you threw the ball and it hit a kid and then the ground, that kid was out. But if your thrown ball was caught w/out it hitting the floor, you were out. First team with all players out loses.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had Doctor Ball and Doctors, Generals and Spies. In Doctor Ball, one kid on each side was the doctor, and if you were out, you sat on the floor until the doctor could drag you to the wall. Then you were back in.

In Doctors, Generals, and Spies, you have doctors. One kid is the General and if he gets hit the game is over (he cannot be rescued by the Doctor). Spies can cross the center line and get guys out.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just HAD to give everything a fancy name out there in non-Poughkeepsie, didn’t you?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

too young

In Jr High the gym teacher called it Murder Ball – brutal dodge ball for boys in the throes of puberty.
  
If I knew that it would end so suddently, I would have cherished it more

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AbqTopes
More wounded Isotopes. John Lindsey leaves the game in the top of the sixth. Sands moves from RF to 1B. Jon Link now playing RF.

by silverwidow on Apr 14, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon your expendable, go take RF

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expendable? Excuse me, I have a fan.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly we need to send Loney down so that the Topes have some 1B depth.

by OB12 on Apr 14, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why RF instead of left?

because he has an arm?

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

@AbqTopes Lindsey left with a strained right calf. In the past three games, six Isotopes have been injured.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently, this is a photo of Jerry Sands

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t find one of colossus?

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

going for the stealing other players’ powers and then they get injured vibe.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh

Right. I am not the biggest fan of hers or Gambit.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you lump in Rogue with the lame card thrower.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score board

how much on page time did they have together? To much.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t care about the history. I will always defend comic book babes with boobies.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I will stand down.

by Grimjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re a good man

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be better?

comic book babes with boobies who feed you Dr. Pepper!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

….out of their boobs!

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s gonna be a weird dream.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

spoiler alert

it ends with a napple.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be the only way

I could drink it

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

comic book babes with boobies

Is there any other kind?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flat-Chested Woman!

Mesmerizes criminals with her super-powered eyes! Thugs can’t avoid her power because they aren’t transfixed on ridiculously oversized boobies!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers and topes have lost how many in the past week?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behold the ravages of time

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emma Span with a

BP article that sounds like a comments subthread here.

if baseball players were movies, what movie or genre would they be?

Kyle Farnsworth: Hostel-type torture-porn.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

oh man

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Jamey Carroll

True Grit?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

tweet

@DavidYoungTBLA Saw “True Grit” yesterday, disappointed there was no David Eckstein cameo.
10 Jan

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score one for White.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is the king of retweets

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame that you missed the game thread.

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game thread was interesting. Who are those people who show up out of nowhere on game days?

by kinbote on Apr 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are tripons relatives

by keithc13 on Apr 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy people it seems

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was listening on the radio the whole time. went to radio shack to get ripped off on a HDMI cable, took 2 loads of rocks to the canyon across the street, and then started digging for my grass in the backyard.

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats an extra 10 minutes i did not want to drive.

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you weren’t really ripped off?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only winning move is not to play

monoprice.com If you are paying more then 7 bucks for a 6 foot hdmi cable you just got ripped off

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wanted it NOW!!!

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

thats why I just bought a bunch for like 3 bucks. I’ll never run out now!

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but who really cares if it cost 9 instead of 7

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm their website has really low prices

but last time I went into radioshack a few months ago I paid 20 bucks for a fucking 3 foot cable(I was in NY so my options where limited)

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a monster HDMI cable?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

any

and monster is nothing but a bunch of fucking rip off artists. They don’t stock anything cheaper then 25 bucks when it comes to hdmi cables.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

People who want to spend that $2 at Del Taco!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah, thats 6 tacos on tuesday, or 3 chicken soft tacos today!!!

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably already follow everyone who tends to be the retweeted ones.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i am about to unfollow all my baseball related tweeters

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a good run?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really because of you.

Yes - I am on Team Frank.

by delias man on Apr 14, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWICE

in this comment thread!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only Ned Pepper had a PhD.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the beverage he made

would be disgusting.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

what exactly is that flavor supposed to be?

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

supposedly 23 different ones

all adding up to crap

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If crap were as awesome as Dr. Pepper, nobody would ever wipe their ass.

(That might be the worst defense of Dr. Pepper in history)

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could only work with what I gave you. my response wasn’t all that great.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LM(W)AO

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how you know Tommy and I are two different people

One hates Dr. Pepper, the other loves it. :-)

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having a diet Dr. Pepper right now

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They say Diet Dr. Pepper tastes like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then you fucked up!”

/Hedberg

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

oh mitch that rascall

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, why do diet sodas always claim to taste like the real thing? Can we sue them?? Because it doesnt even taste close to the real thing, not at all. Just stop telling me it tastes like the real thing.

by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as your happy

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nirvana.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW was listening to the radio for the last part of the Dodger game last night

tweeted this:

@DavidYoungTBLA Rick Monday would have disemboweled Matt Kemp if he did that. Not a peep about T. Gwynn making the last out at 3rd when he didn’t need to go

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I meant to say

U were spot on with this

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST

by EephusBlue on Apr 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

along that line of thinking

where’s Tony Jackson’s article about how Ted Lilly can’t pitch with a lead. Is it his new deal? makes you wonder.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But was he wearing sunglasses in the outfield?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

all we ever ask for from our Mothers, fathers, spouses, politicians, baseball broadcasters is consistency.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

refs and umpires too

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseball writers

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all they ask for.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's all I need

and this lamp.

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone was on David Frese watch

he might get a day off tonight. Per Jesse Sanchez of MLB.com:

With the exception of catcher Yadier Molina, every other Cardinals regular started all three games of the series against the Diamondbacks. Expect to see reserves Tyler Greene, Jon Jay, Allen Craig, Daniel Descalso and Gerald Laird play against the Dodgers. Descalso could start on Thursday against Kuroda because David Freese has played four games in a row and the plan is to rest him fairly regularly early in the season.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Freeze tag made me nimble

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

did it make you quick?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was never a candlestick in the Gurnee household that didn’t get jumped over.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew it

Phil is a ninja

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Freese need rest? Seriously…

by BFDC on Apr 14, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(and yes, he’s 9 for his last 17. That’s not the point)

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Tommy Lasorda story I hadn't heard before

Tommy might have been an NBA referee? That would have been interesting.

Figuring that if Lasorda could survive the Eastern Basketball League as an official, [longtime NBA referee Earl] Strom lobbied the supervising official of the NBA to hire him.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a lot of pasta cleanup for the ball boys.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Limerick. Fanposts.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey sands hit a triple

3/5 0BB 0SO

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Even a triple’s ok

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to raise

a hulabaloo?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, go back to Walla Walla.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 14, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about Seattle?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABCDEFGH

I got a gal in Kalamazoo. Don’t mean to boast, but you know she’s the toast of Kalamazoo.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

33 at bats

2 SOs. Not bad

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAA pitchers must suck this year, based on who we have in AAA I think this is true.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you call ME the pessimist!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sands may be the next coming of Pujols

But we won’t know for sure until he’s traded to Cleveland

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I was saying AA might be tougher for Dodgers prospects

by BFDC on Apr 14, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I mean, I don’t really know, but there are a lot of AAAA pitchers/non-prospects in the PCL. Then again there are the Duffys and Montgomerys out there too.

by BFDC on Apr 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is why

the TBLA motto for prospects is, “Call me when you reach AA”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so we can make fun of you when you mash at AAA

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt. Albuquerque is by far the most hitter friendly park in the most hitter friendly league in baseball.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was Vegas that was the most hitter friendly? Is it ABQ?

by BFDC on Apr 14, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikeouts still mean something

don’t they?

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 14, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $490,000
1B 7 Loney $6,375,000
2B 37 Herrera $375,082
3B 6 Hairston $2,250,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000
LF 23 Abreu $401,311
CF 10 Gwynn $850,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

OF/1B 33 Van Slyke $388,197
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
OF/1B 30 Sands $375,175
IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
Jansen $491,000
RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

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Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox

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