Redbird Review
Season Series: Dodgers lost the 2010 series 3 - 4
Manager: Tony LaRussa (5-7), Lifetime (4945-2642) 33 Years, .535 Winning %, 5 pennants, 2 world series titles
The Cardinals were struggling when the week began but they got healthy in Arizona scoring 28 runs in the last two games. To put that into perspective the Dodgers have scored 41 runs in 12 games. Not hard to see why they got healthy as the meat of the lineup (Rasmus, Pujols, Berkman, and Holliday) feasted on the young Diamondback pitching.
Key Additions: Ryan Theriot, Lance Berkman
Key Subtractions: Adam Wainwright (lost for year), Brendan Ryan, Blake Hawksworth
Position Breakdown:
1st Base - Greatest hitter I've ever seen but in case you have not heard, Albert Pujols started April cold as ice with his average after ten games a microscopic .150. Two games later he's reached base six times in his last nine plate appearances and will probably be hitting .350 by next Monday.
2nd Base-Skip Schumaker is back to man 2nd base; the Cardinals never seem to have anything more then an adequate 2nd baseman.
Second baseman this decade for the Redbirds.
Player OPS+ G Year BA OBP SLG OPS
Skip Schumaker 102 153 2009 .303 .364 .393 .757
Fernando Vina 100 154 2001 .303 .357 .418 .775
Aaron Miles 99 134 2008 .317 .355 .398 .753
Fernando Vina 96 123 2000 .300 .380 .398 .779
Mark Grudzielanek 93 137 2005 .294 .334 .407 .741
Tony Womack 91 145 2004 .307 .349 .385 .735
Skip Schumaker 83 137 2010 .265 .328 .338 .667
Adam Kennedy 82 115 2008 .280 .321 .372 .692
Fernando Vina 79 150 2002 .270 .333 .338 .670
Aaron Miles 76 133 2007 .290 .328 .348 .676
Aaron Miles 74 135 2006 .263 .324 .347 .672
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Generated 4/13/2011.
Shortstop - Old friend Ryan Theriot is where he should be. Not playing for the Dodgers. Since Eckstein was the World Series MVP things have been a bit short at SS, offensively wise.
Rk Player OPS+ G Year BA OBP SLG OPS
2 David Eckstein 93 117 2007 .309 .356 .382 .739
3 David Eckstein 80 123 2006 .292 .350 .344 .694
4 Cesar Izturis 67 135 2008 .263 .319 .309 .628
5 Brendan Ryan 57 139 2010 .223 .279 .294 .573
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Generated 4/13/2011.
Some great defense with Izzy and Ryan but not much of an offensive return. With Theriot they have neither.
3rd Base - 28-year old 3rd baseman David Freese was hurt most of 2010 but is now healthy and expected to help provide some punch to the lineup. Seems to be an average fielder, kind of a Casey Blake at age 37. Decent average, below average OB skills, below average power.
Catcher - Perennial gold glover Yadier Molina is trying to win his fouth in a row. His glove is what makes him special, not his bat.
Left Field - Matt Holliday is already back from his appendectomy just in time to take up his spot as one of the best, if not the best, LF in the NL. If you thought he was a Coors special, you'd have been wrong as he's been even better for the Cardinals. He's now won four silver slugger awards and gives the Cardinals a potent 1 - 2 punch.
Player OPS+ G From To Age PA BA OBP SLG OPS Pos
Matt Holliday 146 677 2006 2011 26-31 2968 .328 .400 .571 .971 *7/D
Ryan Braun 142 589 2007 2011 23-27 2589 .308 .366 .557 .923 *75/D
Adam Dunn 132 787 2006 2010 26-30 3282 .252 .378 .524 .902 *73/9D
Pat Burrell 127 562 2006 2011 29-34 2187 .256 .381 .507 .888 *7/D
Josh Willingham 121 635 2006 2010 27-31 2545 .265 .367 .478 .845 *7/9D32
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Generated 4/13/2011.
Right Field - So far Lance Berkman is proving he can play the outfield on a regular basis. If he can continue to stay healthy and hit, he gives the Cardinals a nasty weapon. As was the case last year Berkman is killing RHP, but still struggles against LHP. Limited at bats, but he has yet to collect a hit against a LHP this year. He's a switch hitter in name only these days. From the left side however he's beasting with four home runs, which matches the whole Dodger team sans Barajas.
Center Field - Colby Rasmus gives the Cardinals yet another above average player in the outfield. He was close to, if not the best, center fielder in the NL last year. He does everything well including pissing off Tony LaRussa.
Offensively the Cardinals have three above average hitters in the outfield and one Albert Pujols. As the Diamondbacks found out, that will git it done.
Starting Pitching for our Series:
Game 1: Jaime Garcia was the best rookie pitcher in 2010 and so far in 2011 he's even better. With two starts under his belt Garcia has an ERA triple line of .060/1.46/1.94 with 18 K, 3 BB, in 15 innings. Given how the Dodgers handle LHP, Kuroda best be on his game. This will be his first start at the Ravine. Last year he made one start against the Dodgers and was knocked out before the fourth inning.
Game 2: Kyle Lohse is back after missing a good chunk of time in 2010. Lohse was lousy when he wasn't hurt but he appears to be healthy now and pitching like he did in 2008.
Game 3: Back-to-back Kyles as Kyle McClellan takes over the the injured Adam Wainwright and so far is showing the world that just maybe relief pitchers should be given more then one shot to start. McClellan was a solid bullpen man for the Cardinals for the last three years amassing 202 games in relief with zero starts. He won the job with a good spring and has continued to pitch well into the season. It is only two starts, but he's given them 12 innings of a 2.25/3.56/3.48 line.
Game 4: Old stalwart Chris Carpenter will get the call for the finale. He was roughed up on Tuesday night to the tune of eight earned runs in four innings but had made two quality starts before that. When healthy he's been one of the 10 best starters in the NL for about five years with two years of nothing due to surgery.
Bullpen: Ryan Franklin continues to tread water as a closer. He's been doing the job in the 9th for about three years which, given his stuff, seems like three years too many. If you think Dodger fans are uneasy when Jonathan Broxton takes the 9th, just imagine what Cardinal fans feel like. So far this year he has not been doing the job, giving up key runs in three of his four appearances. Jason Motte is supposed to be the closer in waiting on the current roster but he's struck out one, walked four, in six innings. Recently recalled Eduardo Sanchez struck out five in two innings so we shouldn't see him on Thursday but we will have to deal with him this weekend so here is a baseball hq scouting report:
4/14/2011 - Eduardo Sanchez (RHP, STL)
Despite his small size (5'11" 170 pounds), Sanchez's velocity has ticked up over the past two seasons and now sits in the 92-95 mph range and tops out around 98 mph. The 22-year-old combines the heat with a power slider to give him two plus swing-and-miss offerings. His slider has nice late break and sink to it. Sanchez possesses solid command of both pitches, though he can be wild at times. His ability to induce groundballs gives him the potential to be a dominant reliever in the Majors. He has a closer's mentality and stuff, but will need an opportunity to rack up saves in the big leagues. Sanchez signed with the Cardinals in '05 and has a career 3.15 ERA, 3.9 Ctl, and 9.9 Dom.
Here is the BaseballHQ scouting report on the condition of the Cardinal bullpen after Franklin and Motte.
The Cardinals put Bryan Augenstein (RHP, STL) on the DL with a right groin strain and as this column was written were still trying to determine if Brian Tallet (LHP, STL) will need to join him, after Tallet fractured his non-pitching hand on Tuesday.
In the short-term, the Cardinals may need to lean more heavily on Mitchell Boggs (RHP, STL) and Trever Miller (LHP, STL). Boggs has been quite effective, with nine strikeouts in his first six innings, but he has been used primarily in low leverage situations (LI 0.51). Miller has been used in higher leverage situations (LI 1.66), but he has pitched only three innings, with no runs allowed.
The Cardinals brought Fernando Salas (RHP, STL) and Eduardo Sanchez (RHP, STL) to Arizona Wednesday night with the apparent intent of activating one or both prior to the game.
Tallet did hit the DL, so the Cardinals at the moment only have Trevor Miller as the lone lefty in the pen.
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I was skeptical of Lance Berkman surviving playing every day in the outfield, but so far he's done it, and he's mashing. The Cardinals are light at the top and bottom but when Rasmus, Holliday, Pujols, and Berkman are in the middle, that is a formidable four, Freese will contribute. The rotation is solid; even with Wainwright gone they don't have any glaring hole. The bullpen is where we will have to make our mark if our rotation can keep the games close.
With a fresh off the DL Jon Garland pitching Friday against their weakest link, our best matchup would appear to be Saturday when Clayton Kershaw takes the mound against the inexperienced McClellan.
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Fearsome Foursome

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
I know the meercat knows this but,
Merlin Olsen (74), Lamar Lundy (85, obscured), Deacon Jones (75) and Rosey Grier (78). Imagine being a right tackle and having Deacon Jones hauling off and slapping your helmet right in the ear hole a buncha times per game. Ouch.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Love the black and whites of these guys. Probably my first sports hero’s. Look at the cut of Deacons jib, that is one heck of a V for a 250 -300 lb dude.
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
ahahahaha
Key Additions: Ryan Theriot
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
also, only having one lefty in the pen is good news for games that go late with a little Dre action
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
Don’t care about anything else Mozileak does, giving LaRussa only one lefty is the greatest move of all time.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Does that put him above or below Colletti?
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
It puts him above everyone.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Mozileak is the Led Zepplin IV of GMs.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
…try again, with something I’d recognize please.
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
LaRussa is the king of the pitching change, esp. for handedness, which really lengthens the time of the game. Only one lefty in the pen should curtail this to a certain extent.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Tony LaRussa’s cerebral approach to the game doesn’t always lead to the right answers, but you know he’s asking the right questions.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
/Converts Skip Schumaker to 2nd base.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
when the alternative was Aaron Miles the Skippy solution was not nuts.
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
As a temporary thing sure, when they kept the madness going by shipping off Brendan Ryan is where it’s a problem.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
By tomorrow or even today they will probably have another.
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed
Old friend Ryan Theriot is where he should be. Not playing for the Dodgers
Fontenot is the poor man’s Theriot.
DON’T LET LILLY PITCH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
it's ok Maddz
he’s not……we’ll be ok……somehow…….
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
They are the cajun Mick Kellehers.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
good point. they should really have that picture be kemp vs molina
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I think I have more hate for the Cardinals than the Giants.
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:14 AM PDT reply actions
Yup. The saccarin douchiness of the fans bugs me. They’re standing ovation for King Douche LaRussa after he DUI’d really bugged me. The ‘best fans’ shtick that’s constantly reinforced by Buck, et. al. The Tracy-ginned-up handshake. Jack Clark and Ozzie Smith’s home runs. The Cardinals can eat crap.
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
green'd
for the gumption
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not moxie when it’s scientific truth
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
But they applauded Chris Carpenter after he threw eight shutout innings! They’re so knowledgeable!
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
And they loved Brendan Ryan despite his really unfortunate facial hair!
/donttouchkids
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
and
they left early when the Dodgers took a lead to sweep them in the 09 NLDS
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Not only is that a pr0n stache
Its 70’s pr0n hair too! You know if you take that hat off he’s rocking a white boy fro.
One person’s unfortunate is another’s dastardly
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I loathe the cards when we travel to St Louis
and proceed to suck harder than any team has ever sucked
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
has there been any word
on Thames and his quad?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions
Was just about to ask
our offense against lefties without him could be bleak.. INB4 OUR OFFENSE IS ALWAYS BLEAK LOL
These hands will always be rough
i thought
he hurt his hip on that slide into home from the way he winced. But DX2 said his quad grabbed on him from that diving try in LF
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
He was grimacing on the next fly ball hit to him
figured it was his wrist. Explains why Gwynn was out there.
These hands will always be rough
right when i saw him slide
my first thought was he hurt himself, it was practically confirmed when Gwynn took over. Mattingly made it sound not very serious in his post game interview though.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh he did look pained running the bases
and looked almost angry that he got sent to home plate.
These hands will always be rough
guh
how do we compare with other teams with our legions of broken old men on the disabled list?
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
At least Lilly isnt pitching this serious
Despite struggling, Pujols would be good for 2 homers against him
by SeanMillerSavior on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions
I normally don't correct them as well
but when you fail that hard, something needs to be done.
by SeanMillerSavior on Apr 14, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that sung to the tune of the Price is Right fail tuba?
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Wayne Gretzky’s kid plays 1B locally and signed to play at SDSU. Looks like he is using his wrong foot on first base, need G.Scott to give us his SME opinion on it. I never played too much first base was as a right handed player was always told to use my right foot on the base.
He could be receiving a bunt or a dribbler from the catcher, better to set up inside the line like that.
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that the chalk of the foul line behind him? So he’s taking a throw from the 2B? Looks awkward and wrong-footed to me.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Really late here
but everything about that photo is wrong, not just the foot, but how much of it is on the bag
It is so wrong, that I am sure this photo is not of a force out play – just can’t get my head around how it could be
by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Even trying to double off a runner coming back with a throw coming from CF doesn’t seem to work.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
I looked at it again. Maybe it’s during infield warmups and he’s just lazy?
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
lazy was a thought I had
I am fairly sure based on this one picture, and without any further context, that this young man has no future
by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
In baseball anyway. I’m sure he can ride his old man’s name to chase skirts and get a kushy job.
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be, of course, a force out play
by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The best I can think of would be a weak bouncer to second, where the 2B is going to have to make a play and rifle it over. From point blank range, he needs to cover as much of the base as possible. Even in that case, his foot should be on the corner of the bag. He probably quickly reshuffled his feet and just got sloppy (or didn’t know proper technique well enough).
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
I win!
but all I got was 3 measly points! Looking forward to this new tie breaker.
These hands will always be rough
I dig em
Those are sweet!
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
apparently that’s a 7 game hitting streak, sez NewMexicoFan on twitter
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
Loons have a ton of sweet jerseys
the red ones and the black ones are awesome
These hands will always be rough
OK so both teams appear to be wearing throwbacks
but like every other player on the SAME team seams to have a different version of it. wtf?
These hands will always be rough
LOL reading is fundamental and really fucking hard
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
It was weird
He didnt even use a bat.
by SeanMillerSavior on Apr 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Emulating Matt Kemp

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, just noticed how terrible his back leg is on that swing. I took an identical photo of Reed Johnson flying out last year.
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
I think he’s striking out on a down and away slider there, IIRC.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Still can't believe Berkman got $8 million from the Cards
but the way he’s been hitting for them so far, it’s been a worthy investment.
"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Hall of Famer?
Career wOBA of .404 and he used to be competent as a CF.
by Michael White on Apr 14, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
if he gets in
there is a chance for all the “killer Bs” of the Stros to be in yes? Bagwell’s case has already been discussed, and Biggio will probably ride the 3000 hit ticket in
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope. Hurt too much to compile enough numbers and was never one of the best players in baseball for any sustained period.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
rice university
is berkman one of the only dudes to escape rice without a serious injury ruining his future?
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Helps when you are not a pitcher
Isn’t Neiman from Rice?
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Anybody seen Insidious?
and liked it?
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
Between the Ravine blog
has an interview with Tim Dierkes, who runs MLBTR
point of interest
6. Do you think the Dodgers will buy or sell this trade deadline? Who do you see the Dodgers obtaining or trading?
I lean toward buyers. I think their pitching will be good enough to keep them in the mix. They could use an outfield addition, soCarlos Beltran, Grady Sizemore, and Luke Scott could be targets. If the Cubs are out of it, Aramis Ramirez might be a third base trade candidate. In all cases the financial aspect would require some footwork.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions
forget it tbla, its ned town
WE ARE ALWAYS BUYERS AT THE DEADLINE. ALWAYS.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Grady Sizemore: Putting the “Tool” in “5-Tool Superstar”
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
so how do scouts rate this tool
80? I am not qualified to weigh in.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude is just doing his Stiffler impression
“I’m gonna hang out with my wang out! And I’m gonna rock out with my cock out!”
what kind of a man
A) drinks tea? Come on Limey, pour yourself some coffee and quit peeing sitting down
B) takes any food or beverage into the loo – gross. Man at airport today eating while pissing, I was outraged and disgusted. Someone needs to sterilize that guy
C) doesn’t have the sense to use something bigger than a tea cup to hide what he thinks she really wants to see
by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh
what kind of a man A) drinks tea?
Sounds funny coming from the frequent traveler to India.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Written while sipping a cup of Ceylon Black Tea (true.)
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
just finished my
cup of green tea.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
well you know
a 40 oz to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good even though I feel bad.
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
seems like thats always been the plan
but we could have won 10 games at the deadline and ned would still try to trade for some shitty reliever with saves just because he has a gritty never say die attitude and a will to win
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I put this in the wrong post. Ahem.
And I thought our minor league system had odd promos:
Nashville Sounds Baseball!
Join us for Taco Bell Throwback Thursdays on April 14th. Taco Bell Throwback Thursday will feature Sounds players wearing retro 1980s-style uniforms for every Thursday home game this season.
General Admission tickets are only $5 with a valid student ID or just bring a Taco Bell receipt.
$2 selected beverages and concession items.
For tickets visit nashvillesounds.com or call 690-HITS (4487). Nashville Sounds Baseball: Your Town Your Team!
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
ha
I crave taco bell from time to time.
I’m usually really drunk, but you know.
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
I'm a Del Taco man myself
but I understand you don’t have options out there.
These hands will always be rough
There’s a meaningful distinction between crap and crap? This is like choosing between Aaron Miles and Juan Castro.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
At this point you get down to the quality of the bowel movement. I have found after a hard night of drinking that you get better bowl results from the Bell than the Del, although the Del has bomb fish tacos.
TBLA topics have finally jumped the shark.
by EMDarrow on Apr 14, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hell yeah son, Del Taco baby!! Its all about taco tuesday, or thursday, or anyday really. Atleast they dont have burritos with fritos in them, what the hell?
No silverwidow would be down with the frito burrito
which I’ve heard is good btw
These hands will always be rough
How dare Taco Bell make an inauthentic Mexican dish I would never expect that from them. Sellouts.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
thats like 4 endorsments for it
going to have to give it a whirl soon.
These hands will always be rough
Fritos with chili
are pretty awesome. The ladies love your breath afterwards too
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
You can also make half decent nachos replacing tortilla chips with fritos
These hands will always be rough
Your Nana didn’t make you enchiritos growing up?
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
haha actually I have heard its good but I cant even bring myself to try it. You know you are white when you want to put chips in your burrito. Im white and I dont even want it.
to be fair
I’m white and I think I’ll put chips in anything. This is more due to me being a fat kid than anything else.
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
use the reply button below the reply you are responding to
please :)
These hands will always be rough
yeah sorry my bad, I thought I was doing that but it appears not.
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Putting a torilla chip, in a tortilla? What is this alchemy?
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
How could these two disparate tastes go together? Soon dogs and cats will be living together?
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
nazi’s riding on dinosaurs
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
IT’S BEGUN!!!!!!!
(what game is that from?)
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
OH HELL YEAH
http://www.slashfood.com/2011/04/13/taco-bell-tests-nacho-cheese-doritos-taco-shells/
Yes - I am on Team Frank.
I know lol and wtf
but what does YES stand for
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
I love nacho cheese doritos, but as a taco shell I dont know. Thats why I love Del Taco now. Its what Taco Bell use to be when things were simple. Before Taco Bell started creating all these insane burritos. But real mexican food still blows all this stuff away, and some
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
for sure
when people tell me how much they love chipotle, I cringe on the inside, because I’d rather go risk my insides and eat at a dirty mexican stand instead.
C'mon, let's rock tonight...we're goin' right out of our minds!
Mexican food and Chipotle are entirely different things.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
chipotle is like a clean and effective meat to mouth delivery, that’s really it
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Mexican Food: Will be a burrito the size of my head, 4000 calories, amazing, and I’m going to want to die afterwards.
Chipotle: Meat and rice in a bowl, fairly good for you, decent, can still function afterwards.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
woah woah woah. In neither of those sentences was the phrase “dirty ass taco” so I question its validity
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your eternal quest.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
here’s the thing though, Chipotle won’t destroy your insides. Also their meat won’t be super dry.
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
consistent quality
quick, large portions, tasty… whats to not like?
These hands will always be rough
if I’m lost in chain store land, y’know, most of LA and Orange county, I will not suffer if I go to Chipotle or Panda Express. Obviously, if there’s an alternative I know and trust, I’ll go there.
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
actually Chipotle is good though… I think its better then Baja Fresh but I’ll still eat both. They need to build more Chipotle’s though. Like one in Chatsworth or Granana Hills would be nice.
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
They are everywhere in the OC
a chain being prevalent in the OC? No way!
These hands will always be rough
The one in between Chatsworth and Granada Hills, in Northridge, isn’t enough?
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
not for me. Reseda and Nordoff is too far. I dont like to go far for my food haha
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
plus there is cops on bikes everywhere around reseda and nordoff now, not sure whats going on around there.
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Well
CSUN. Bike cops around college campuses is no surprise.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
corporate parents
chipotle – mcdonalds
baja fresh – wendys
concept of those parent companies always sounds weird to me for whatever reason..
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Scharfenberger Chocolate – Hershey’s
parent companies are just money banks
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
No kiddin'
Wikipedia:
Hershey’s subsequently began manufacturing its new artisan brands in a factory in Robinson, Illinois and in early 2009 announced plans to close both Bay Area factories, lay off approximately 150 local employees, and transfer remaining production to Illinois, effectively keeping the company alive in name only.4
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by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ethel M – M&M Mars.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wikipedia says
From 1998 to 2006, McDonald’s Corporation owned a majority interest in Chipotle, which it fully divested in 2006.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Also from Wikipedia
In 2002, Wendy’s International purchased Baja Fresh for $275 million.7 As a wholly owned subsidiary of Wendy’s, the 249 restaurant chain5 saw consistently declining same store sales.5 Four years later, in 2006, Wendy’s sold the roughly 300-location Baja Fresh chain for $31 million to a private investor consortium that operates other restaurants, including Sweet Factory, La Salsa8, Cinnabon and Denny’s.9
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Baja Fresh really sucks though. Shitty food.
by Julio Nievas on Apr 14, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I was a fan of tres tacos but my local one was relocated.
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not really Mexican food, but it is a lot more edible than, say, Taco Bell. Even Marty said if forced into eating chain fast-food, he’d probably select Fatburger or Baja Fresh.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
MARTY SAYS SO!
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If the same people own La Salsa and Baja Fresh, why not just combine them?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Because you lose the people who think one of those places suck, but the other is good.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
More seriously, they paid for the brand name and how it is perceived, right?
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
But are they really perceived all that differently? I understand that people will have their preference, but I see them as perfectly interchangeable.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
You might
others were seriously debating Taco Bell vs. Del Taco earlier.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
True. In the same way that there’s a pecking order among burger joints, I’d guess that “Fresh Mex” enthusiasts would have their own hierarchies.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Jim Gaffigan has the last word on Mexican food
# Mexican food’s great, but it’s essentially all the same ingredients, so there’s a way you’d have to deal with all these stupid questions. “What is nachos?” “…Nachos? It’s tortilla with cheese, meat, or vegetables.” “Oh, well then what is a burrito?” “Tortilla with cheese, meat, or vegetables.” “Well then what is a tostada?” “Tortilla with cheese, meat, or vegetables.” “Well then what i-” “Look, it’s all the same! Why don’t you say a Spanish word and I’ll bring you something.”
# Mexican food is great, but it is all the same, it’s almost a conspiracy. It’s almost like they had a meeting 200 years ago in Mexico City and one guy stood up and he was like, “Hey, the reason I got everyone here is pretty simple, I figured we could rename this one entree seven times and sell it to the North Americans. The French said it would be a good idea.” “Who’s in on it?” Then some guy in the back was like, “Wouldn’t that be dishonest?” “Well, if you’re quiet we’ll name one of the entrees after you. What’s your name?” “My name’s Jimmy Changa.”
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha there are alot of mexican dishes that dont have cheese. Infact those “authentic” mexican food places dont put cheese in their burritos, or tacos. Then you have pozole, menudo, birria that dont have cheese. I dont know about this Jim Gaffigan guy, he obviously isnt from LA, and doesnt have mexican friends.
appreciate you being here to take care of that for me
by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
they use different made-up Spanish-sounding words for their “food”?
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
Sometimes I want nacho cheese, in that case I go to Taco Bell, sometimes I want real cheese, then I go to Del Taco. Sometimes I just want a taco and burrito for cheap, and maybe some fries so I go to del taco. Sometimes I want a crazy ass double decker frito buritto, then I go to taco bell.
These hands will always be rough
I only ever want a Chalupa
so I head to Taco Bell
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to
see hot skirts ($ Phil) lick dripping sauce off their various body parts, so I head to Carl’s Jr.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
I want real cheese, then I go to Del Taco
YOU THINK THAT CHEESE IS REAL!
The shuddering of Humma just registered on Caltech’s seismometer.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was gonna say.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Y’know, sometimes I read all the statistics about heart disease in this country, and I think, “I kinda eat a high-fat diet with all the fancy cheese and all,” and I worry that someday I’m gonna have to give up the fancy cheese and the thought makes me depressed.
Then I remember that most people eat a ton of meals at places like Taco Bell and Del Taco, and I remind myself, “You eat a little slice of fancy cheese. You are fine, dude.”
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
but are you sitting down
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
True. FUCK! Just when I was feeling better about myself.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You fool, the gin will kill you long before the cheese
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I fucking hope so. But it’s taking it’s sweet time doing the job.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I eat out once or twice a week
and usually it isn’t taco bell or del taco
These hands will always be rough
I didn’t read it that way. I read it as a holding company that operates La Salsa purchased Baja Fresh. There are probably all sorts of ramifications to that sentence.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially when Big Brother joins with the holding company.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold on.
Just hold on.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Sheesh, grim
Won’t you take another little piece of my heart now, baby.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
I believe it’s not “hold on,” but “come on.”
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That would explain the problem, wouldn’t it. Clearly, I was confusing Joplin with Wilson Phillips as I am wont to do.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Not that I really know. My parents had that record but it wouldn’t play, because when I was but a wee Humma, I took that album — enticed, I’m sure, by the R.Crumb cover — and smeared peanut butter all over it.
It turns out you can get most of the peanut butter out of the grooves of a record, but you cannot get all of the peanut butter out of the grooves of a record.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
groovy
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Note: Purchasing “Cheap Thrills” was, by a huge margin, the hippest thing my parents ever did.
In the summer of 1969, my mom worked at a summer camp in Woodstock, New York. When all of the other counselors begged off for a certain weekend, my mom volunteered to work, because “Who would want to go to that?” It is a decision she stands by to this day.
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If only you were 42 and one of the woodstock babies
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Then, I would have said, “I AM 42!!”
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
awesoke same thread callback
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Take another little piece of my operating income, now, baby.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
What happens in Toledo
should stay there.
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
Normally
and I only say this based on his posts about his lunch choices, I would have thought this would be a silverwidow comment
by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
This is...
Matt Holliday is already back from his appendectomy
…what started inflaming Matt Holliday’s appendix:
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it wasn't nacho cheese doritos?
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
I can’t see it. It’s probably a turnover. Speaking of juicy goodness, TBLA’s reigning queen (or one of them) Christina Hendricks was on Top Chef: Something last night. Her husband is kinda fugly.
she’s new to famous, and even then, she’s famous for Firefly and Mad Men. Most of the country has no idea who she is
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I imagine she’d have to trade up, or be one of those celebrities who never has a date on the red carpet
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s the infamous Holliday gif from the ’09 NLDS.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
hendricks husband is the dude who eats all the mushrooms in super troopers. a national hero if you ask me.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
oh?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I found this picture of E from a St. Patrick's day way back in the day

Thought I’d share
by Greg Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No way they had color photos back then
by SeanMillerSavior on Apr 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
it's
hilariously adorable
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
so it’s not really E? I’m disappointed
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
If not for nepotism he’d be banned for this
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
If it weren't for nepotism
I would have banned a long time ago
by Greg Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For the first time ever I had to resort to an unrec.
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
You had them
it could have meant endless teasing at TBLA night :)
by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Eric lawyer’d up on him, and he caved fast.
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I would've been outed eventually anyway
I can’t believe I’m the only Chiver on this site
by Greg Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
You are the only something on this site
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh stewardess, I speak chive.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I just noticed the website in Greg’s link…never mind.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s ok. I got to drop a Barbara Billingsley. You know, she wasn’t a good supporting actress because she could never act with a lead.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m a part-time chiver. Only discovered it a few weeks ago, but I like what I see.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
The arms race escalates
I have better (actual) pictures of Greg to post than he does of me.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Lynn's driveway better never see the light of TBLA
by Greg Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry
When the world blows up, nobody wins
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
You must see a lot of those “whiskey tits” t-shirts down there.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Beer, Eric style.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .
by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Rockies relief pitcher appears to be pretty hurt covering first base on a ground ball (leaving the game). Rockies still up 3-2 in B7th with the Mets still batting.
does that count
towards OBP?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes. 0-1 if it is ruled an error, 1-1 if it is ruled a hit.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
arigatou
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of TBLA Night
here is a fresh link to the FanPost for the first TBLA night of 2011.
http://www.truebluela.com/2011/4/14/2110432/true-blue-la-night-no-1-may-14th-against-arizona-4-10-pm
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Come for the picnic
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Picnic may have to wait for the next time (at least as far as me planning it)
Not sure about a picnic and I am working on something at the Stadium for before the game. But I do know that some folks like to go here before the game.
by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
is that considered Vernon, that area where the restaurant is? Also, why does Vernon still exist?
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Angel fans
are asking themselves that.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s a court case about that going on. The state of California is trying to get Vernon unincorporated.
it’s just funny, cause I guess a lot of those old warehouses are being converted into restaurants and flats, yknow gentrification or whatever, and they all list as being in Los Angeles not Vernon
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
No. Pretty sure Vernon is only south of the 10.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
That is not Vernon
Vernon is down and to the left of Wurstkucher.
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
You can tell when you enter Vernon by the smell.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
not so much anymore
I spent a lot of time in Vernon as a kid visiting my dad’s work. He worked at a meat plant across the street from Farmer John (that mural is burned into my memory). The smell was from the rendering plants and they are long gone, as are the stock yards.
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
Vernon had a good run.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Joe K’s Deli is in Vernon though, that place rocks
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
right outside of Vernon
is Mike’s Hockey Burger. Not a bad hamburger stand
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
I hope you will be done celebrating your daughter's
graduation by the 14th.
by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure yet actually
The ceremony is the week before. But there may be something at our house the following w/e.
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
The little boy in his underwear with 2 grown men?
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
Batman should be the pitcher.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Or.
If Robin’s catching, he’s not the one who needs to be wearing a glove (or two).
Batman’s hands are too high up on the knob.
Superman’s vision is too good for him to be an umpire.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Russell Martin’s tattoo is on his wrong shoulder?
by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
Man you beat me to it
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
the answer is actually fairly obvious, something in the drawing is drawn wrong
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Batman batting righty!
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
Maybe home plate was drawn correctly it’s just that having never played the game of baseball before Batman, Robin and S-Man all stood on the wrong side of home plate and the illustrator just said fuck it and drew it that way.
by Xeifrank on Apr 14, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
okay now i’m crying I’m laughing so hard. In the library
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe its just that
they all wanted to be the catcher when this guy stepped on the mound:

This might be the funniest thing you have ever written
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Home plate is backwards. But that’s not as funny.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
oh I definitely appreciate the funny ones best
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
BATMAN ISN’T WEARING A BATTING HELMET!!!!
AND OMG ROBIN DOESN’T HAVE A CATCHER’S MASK!!!!
AND WHERE IS SUPERMAN’S BALL/STRIKE COUNTER???
FUCKING CHAOS!!!!!!!
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
George Brett is such a badass that he would still have charged him.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Just don’t call it a “clicker.”
by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
better fast ball
Superman or the Flash?
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
twss
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
luckily
he’s fast enough to throw it and catch it.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
this made me laff
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
LOL
callback!
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Can Jim Tracy fuck this up? Not even Jim Tracy can fuck this up, can he?
MLBStatoftheDay Troy Tulowitzki has homered in 5 of the #Rockies’ first 10 games. He’s the only SS in the liveball era (since 1920) to accomplish that.tweet
@MikeSciosciasTI That’s, uh, sorta good. RT @rebeccapbp: RT @Ben_Duronio: 21 homers in past 41 games for Tulo.
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Jim Tracy says

"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
Yeah, there was a reversal in the decision to recall Tron. He stayed in ABQ, per Christopher Jackson.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Any word on why? or just a rumor?
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
Not sure why the Dodgers changed they’re mind, but Troncoso was definitely told Tuesday night he was being recalled, but then the Dodgers changed course.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
They ran out of duct tape to tape Tron to the foul pole
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
My unanswered question for 2011
When is Tom Hallion going to ump behind the plate at a Dodger game next?
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hah!
Tron Tron with a rbi single
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
Dee walked
After barely missing on what woulda been a sweet bunt single. just rolled foul
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
I AM 42!
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Last time I saw this kind of thing tried was the “I’m Tiger Woods” Nike ads.
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by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I was expecting something “Trumbo” from you!
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by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I have given up that particular fight.
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone panic
Probably the softest hit ball I’ve seen Sands put into play.
yeah
that was anti-climactic
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
of the 10 players with the fastest 40s in combine history the Raiders have drafted half of them
/obvi
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in the 100?
0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .
by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
BA
says Gordon runs a 6.3, 60 yard dash.
Don’t know how that translates to the 40.
by silverwidow on Apr 14, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
we don’t really care how fast he is in a straight line
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Johnson couldn’t go from 1st to 3rd to save his life
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
His ability to run fast from 1st to 2nd is still important if he wants to steal bases
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Like
Winston Wolfe drives. Really fucking fast.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
so pretty please, with sugar on top
hit the fuckin ball.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone going to the game tonight?
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I’m gonna guess about 35,000 people.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
On Laker night, I’m going with 45, 494
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not 17,505? It’s a sell-out!
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Wow
going Great Western Forum on everyone
by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
NFL Network Thursday Night Football
Sounds like Gus Johnson & Mike Mayock.
That will be…interesting. :)
assuming
there will be football
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The crew they had last year was literally the worst I've ever heard for any sport ever.
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I wonder if Time Warner Cable is ever going to add NFL Network :(
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry but he does mention baseball
Being Catholic’s all about memorization. I have a horrible memory. I’m always like, “Our Father, who art in Heaven, without the written, approved consent of major league baseball…” I love doing that joke, because there’s always one face in the audience, “You’re going to HELL.” Those are the people I wanna bump into in Heaven, be like, “Hey! Remember me?” “Y-Y-You’re here?!” “Yeah, Peter loves me stuff.”
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Jim Gaffigan
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
he’s great
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
AUGH
It’s “without the express written consent.”
And what’s the point of making that reference unless you’re going to use the word “disseminated?”
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't stop
# You think when gym teachers were younger, they’re thinking, “You know, I want to teach…but I don’t want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?”
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t believe we got grades in gym class, I’ve never used anything I learned in there. “All right, I’m standing in front of a room full of strangers, based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy.”
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You can tell a lot about what your friends think of you based on the people they set you up with. ‘Hey, what’d you think of Linda?’ ‘Hey, fuck you.’
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
# (On Cinnabons) Should I sit in it or eat it? Hey, I could sit in it and eat it! Oh, this is sticky without pants on.
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont remember ever playing kickball or dodgeball in gym class. I remember playing it during recess or after school in elementary, but that wasnt gym class, and there wasnt a teacher. Once I got to Jr high and had a gym class nobody played dodgeball or kickball anymore.
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That is because you grew up in LA and did not have rainy days. Dodge ball was the rainy day activity. Or you might be to young because they outlawed it so the panzies could grow up and create the internet.
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
lol thats what I was thinking, that its not an LA thing.
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
and I dont think its outlawed haha. My daughter is in 3rd grade, when I go to pick her up they are in the auditorium trying to bean people as hard as they can as usual.
by uschris0304 on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
At our school
Buts-up was against the rules. We got in big trouble if they saw us playing that.
by Michael White on Apr 14, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not asking
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve never heard of the game?
It was somewhat violent I guess. An off-shoot of the game was called “suicide” which was a bit more violent. I don’t even really remember the rules other than you were allowed to throw the ball (probably a tennis ball) at other people. It was like handball I guess.
by Michael White on Apr 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The rules where: feild the ball cleanly, if you drop the ball you have to touch the wall before the ball does. If you fail to field the ball cleanly 3 times and get caught by the ball you face the wall with your butt in the air and everybody playing got to throw the ball at you 3 times.
oh yeah
i remember that game
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Butts Up and Smear the Queer were classic games of innocent youth.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Even back in my day, that got changed to Kill The Carrier.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
An off shoot of Butts Up is to play what my friends and family called “Backs,” which is just ping pong with a penalty phase. After every point, the winner of said point gets a free shot to hit the ping pong ball into the bare back of his opponent.
Ping pong balls even from that distance can sting, and leave a mark.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting
I would like to combine this with beer pong in some way…
should be
if you don’t make any cups at all
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We called it butts up
big game in elementary school until high school
by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
even I played Butts-Up. Exact rules are hazy, but it involved lining the kids against the handball wall and throwing the ball at the kids. Under some circumstance (hit three times), a kid would have to kneel facing the wall, butt up in the air, and the thrower got to try to nail him with the ball.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
I played kickball
in elementary school as part of the regular games we played. And that was in LA.
by bhsportsguy on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, when do we get your schedule so we can laugh and point and wish we were playing
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
I was just talking about Dodgeball, I played it alot until I moved back to Glendale
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Kickball was banned at my elementary school because a pregnant teacher walking the yard took one to the gut.
Yes - I am on Team Frank.
What was it replaced with, gin rummy?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
you know what got banned at my school?
pogs
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought it was stupid even then
of course by time went to high school, the only games they were allowing at my elementary school were 4-square and tetherball.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if schools used to ban marbles back in the day
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not gambling if you don’t lose.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what my dad said and then we had to move out of our house
by Josie Becker on Apr 14, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that just brought me down.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
haha pogs, that brings back memories. crazy how big that got. what was the metal thing called again? a slammer? or something.
slammer yes
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I definitely played dodge ball in the gym on rainy days in an LA HS.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Our version was called “warball”. Split the kids into two groups, one on each side of the gym. Roll out a bunch of those rubber playground balls. If you threw the ball and it hit a kid and then the ground, that kid was out. But if your thrown ball was caught w/out it hitting the floor, you were out. First team with all players out loses.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
We had Doctor Ball and Doctors, Generals and Spies. In Doctor Ball, one kid on each side was the doctor, and if you were out, you sat on the floor until the doctor could drag you to the wall. Then you were back in.
In Doctors, Generals, and Spies, you have doctors. One kid is the General and if he gets hit the game is over (he cannot be rescued by the Doctor). Spies can cross the center line and get guys out.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
too young
In Jr High the gym teacher called it Murder Ball – brutal dodge ball for boys in the throes of puberty.
If I knew that it would end so suddently, I would have cherished it more
by Hollywood Joe on Apr 14, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
AbqTopes
More wounded Isotopes. John Lindsey leaves the game in the top of the sixth. Sands moves from RF to 1B. Jon Link now playing RF.
by silverwidow on Apr 14, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon your expendable, go take RF
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by meercatjohn on Apr 14, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Expendable? Excuse me, I have a fan.
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
@AbqTopes Lindsey left with a strained right calf. In the past three games, six Isotopes have been injured.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Apparently, this is a photo of Jerry Sands
0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .
by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
going for the stealing other players’ powers and then they get injured vibe.
0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .
by Ghost_of_K3vo on Apr 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhh
Right. I am not the biggest fan of hers or Gambit.
How dare you lump in Rogue with the lame card thrower.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Score board
how much on page time did they have together? To much.
Don’t care about the history. I will always defend comic book babes with boobies.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re a good man
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what would be better?
comic book babes with boobies who feed you Dr. Pepper!
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
might be the only way
I could drink it
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
comic book babes with boobies
Is there any other kind?
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Flat-Chested Woman!
Mesmerizes criminals with her super-powered eyes! Thugs can’t avoid her power because they aren’t transfixed on ridiculously oversized boobies!
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Behold the ravages of time
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
Emma Span with a
BP article that sounds like a comments subthread here.
if baseball players were movies, what movie or genre would they be?
Kyle Farnsworth: Hostel-type torture-porn.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
LOL
oh man
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
is Jamey Carroll
True Grit?
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
@DavidYoungTBLA Saw “True Grit” yesterday, disappointed there was no David Eckstein cameo.
10 Jan
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Blockquoting yourself?
DY <3 DY
by Michael White on Apr 14, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
i was listening on the radio the whole time. went to radio shack to get ripped off on a HDMI cable, took 2 loads of rocks to the canyon across the street, and then started digging for my grass in the backyard.
Yes - I am on Team Frank.
The only winning move is not to play
monoprice.com If you are paying more then 7 bucks for a 6 foot hdmi cable you just got ripped off
These hands will always be rough
but who really cares if it cost 9 instead of 7
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hm their website has really low prices
but last time I went into radioshack a few months ago I paid 20 bucks for a fucking 3 foot cable(I was in NY so my options where limited)
These hands will always be rough
You probably already follow everyone who tends to be the retweeted ones.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
the beverage he made
would be disgusting.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
what exactly is that flavor supposed to be?
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
supposedly 23 different ones
all adding up to crap
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
If crap were as awesome as Dr. Pepper, nobody would ever wipe their ass.
(That might be the worst defense of Dr. Pepper in history)
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
you could only work with what I gave you. my response wasn’t all that great.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This is how you know Tommy and I are two different people
One hates Dr. Pepper, the other loves it. :-)
"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Having a diet Dr. Pepper right now
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
“They say Diet Dr. Pepper tastes like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then you fucked up!”
/Hedberg
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
RIP
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
as long as your happy
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW was listening to the radio for the last part of the Dodger game last night
@DavidYoungTBLA Rick Monday would have disemboweled Matt Kemp if he did that. Not a peep about T. Gwynn making the last out at 3rd when he didn’t need to go
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
I meant to say
U were spot on with this
"Champions last year," he said. "Not this year." - Rubby De La Rosa after shaming the Giants in ST
along that line of thinking
where’s Tony Jackson’s article about how Ted Lilly can’t pitch with a lead. Is it his new deal? makes you wonder.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
But was he wearing sunglasses in the outfield?
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
all we ever ask for from our Mothers, fathers, spouses, politicians, baseball broadcasters is consistency.
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refs and umpires too
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by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
baseball writers
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That's all I need
and this lamp.
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
NFL negotiations part deux
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2011/1/18/1942788/nfl-lockout-roger-goodell-nflpa
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If anyone was on David Frese watch
he might get a day off tonight. Per Jesse Sanchez of MLB.com:
With the exception of catcher Yadier Molina, every other Cardinals regular started all three games of the series against the Diamondbacks. Expect to see reserves Tyler Greene, Jon Jay, Allen Craig, Daniel Descalso and Gerald Laird play against the Dodgers. Descalso could start on Thursday against Kuroda because David Freese has played four games in a row and the plan is to rest him fairly regularly early in the season.
Freeze tag made me nimble
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did it make you quick?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There was never a candlestick in the Gurnee household that didn’t get jumped over.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i knew it
Phil is a ninja
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
(and yes, he’s 9 for his last 17. That’s not the point)
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
A Tommy Lasorda story I hadn't heard before
Tommy might have been an NBA referee? That would have been interesting.
Figuring that if Lasorda could survive the Eastern Basketball League as an official, [longtime NBA referee Earl] Strom lobbied the supervising official of the NBA to hire him.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
That’s a lot of pasta cleanup for the ball boys.
by Eric Stephen on Apr 14, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
time to raise
a hulabaloo?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, go back to Walla Walla.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
what about Seattle?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ABCDEFGH
I got a gal in Kalamazoo. Don’t mean to boast, but you know she’s the toast of Kalamazoo.
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
AAA pitchers must suck this year, based on who we have in AAA I think this is true.
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
And you call ME the pessimist!
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
by Humma Kavula on Apr 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sands may be the next coming of Pujols
But we won’t know for sure until he’s traded to Cleveland
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
which is why
the TBLA motto for prospects is, “Call me when you reach AA”
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No doubt. Albuquerque is by far the most hitter friendly park in the most hitter friendly league in baseball.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Apr 14, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions



























