I missed just about all of today's game. Sounds like I missed nothing good. It's behind us, and good riddance. I will be at the stadium tomorrow and bringing just about everybody who is related to me.
The grammar in today's limerick is a little off, and making the rhyme work means mangling a famous quote. Forgive me. It's a 10-run loss. I'm not too inspired.
Roosevelt, famous for bluster:
“Speak soft; carry all you can muster.”
These were no Teddy Bears:
The big sticks were theirs.
He was less Teddy R and more Custer.