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Broxton Apparently Out As Full-Time Closer...Or Not

Jonathan Broxton's future role with the Dodgers is not quite clear.

Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti was on The Peter Tilden Morning Show on KABC Tuesday morning in his weekly appearance, and indicated that Jonthan Broxton has lost his gig as full-time Dodger closer. The audio from the interview isn't yet up, but Ken Gurnick of MLB.com heard the interview and has a quote from Colletti's interview:

"We hope to get [Hong-Chih] Kuo back Friday. [Vicente] Padilla's been back a few days. We hope to give [manager] Donnie [Mattingly] three choices or so at the end of the game and let him make up his mind based on matchups or whatever until Broxton can get his confidence back and get settled."

Broxton got his first blown save of the season last night against the Marlins, and has struggled all season. Broxton has allowed 19 baserunners in 10 1/3 innings, with eight strikeouts. Moving Broxton from the closer role could solve the Dodgers' bullpen woes, but the larger problem is that Broxton simply needs to pitch better. Even if he's not closing, Broxton will likely be used in high leverage situations, whether they are in the sixth, seventh, or eighth innings. A productive Broxton, in whatever role, is still a major key for the Dodgers to have an effective pitching staff.

Kuo, who pitched on back-to-back occasions just four times last season (twice facing one batter in the second outing, and once facing two batters), is scheduled to pitch again tonight for Class A Rancho Cucamonga on a rehab assignment after pitching one inning last night. Kuo is eligible to be activated from the disabled list on Friday.

Padilla's last save situation came on September 28, 2000, while with the Phillies.

UPDATE: Per Dylan Hernandez of the LA Times, Broxton was told in a meeting with Mattingly today that Broxton is still the team's closer.

Paul Claimed By Pirates

Following the Delwyn Young path (not to mention Andy LaRoche, James McDonald, and Andrew Lambo, who were traded), outfielder Xavier Paul was claimed by the Pittsburgh Pirates today. He was designated for assignment last Monday when the Jerry Sands era began. Paul, who was out of options, made the opening day roster this year and made two starts in left field, but quickly moved to the far end of the bench. He managed three singles in 11 at-bats, but only saw four plate appearances (all strikeouts) over his final 10 days as a Dodger.

Lineups

Juan Uribe (left thigh) is out of the fourth straight game, and Casey Blake (swollen left elbow) is out for the second straight night.

Marlins   Dodgers
CF Coghlan
3B Miles
2B Infante
SS Carroll
SS Ramirez
RF Ethier
1B Sanchez
CF Kemp
RF Stanton
LF Sands
C Buck
1B Loney
3B Helms

C Barajas
LF Bonifacio
2B
DeJesus
P
Volstad            

P Kershaw           

Podcast

I was a guest on The Replacement Level Podcast, with Jeff Creps and Chase Garrity. Full episode can be found here.

Game Time: 4:10 p.m.

TV: KCAL

MLB Gameday

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Blake missing his 11th game

this is why we signed Uribe. Oops.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

In dog years he’s like 250

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDJ is gonna kill again today

everything is going to be ok

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all make mistakes.

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another quirk in the schedule - repeated for your enjoyment

The Dodgers and Marlins play a "getaway" game tomorrow at Noon Eastern Daylight Time but neither of those teams play on Thursday. The Dodgers may get home just past 48 hours or so before their next game on Friday night and the Marlins have short (less than 3 hours) flight to Cincinnati for a 3-game set that starts at 7:05 p.m. on Friday.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They deserve the break, 20 games in a row is tough, hoping they can at least split the final two.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like the quirk now though.

We need the rest and recoop time, apparently.

by keithc13 on Apr 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta love that MLB scheduling.

Makes about as much sense as everything else MLB does.

by sarcastro9 on Apr 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank McCourt agrees.

by OB12 on Apr 26, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

doesnt the home team get to pick when they play the last game of a series if theres travel involved?

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

cranky bunch, the mod’s should be more happy go lucky, like myself

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, you just mine as well ban me at this point

nothing personal, don’t need a GFY or anything, not saying it to anyone else. A lot of the comments are great and all, I love the insight, etc. etc.. But the snark has just gotten way too much for me. Sorry I seem to get on people’s nerves with some of my sarcastic comments. It’s supposed to be kind of cathartic, but it’s pretty much had the opposite effect for me for a while, and this is pretty much my breaking point.

Anyway, good luck to everyone, and again, go Dodgers.

by sarcastro9 on Apr 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Say hi to nsxtasy though.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that Corncake’s brother?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Bearface’s nephew.

by keithc13 on Apr 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes me feel bad

(Personally I didn’t think your comment deserved the snark it got, though i’m sure it was snark and eye rolling with love, like that comes from a brother to another. ;-) )

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sarcastro09 has been around here a lot longer then the moderators, I thought OB12 was funny, the rest of the comments didn’t need to be made.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

his name provides full warning as to the nature and intent of his comments.

:)

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

dam ya’ll are mean though haha… but you cant scare me :)

by uschris0304 on Apr 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Work

I missed all the action. I must say that this community is so much better than the other SBNation blog I frequent, which shall remain nameless. The moderators on that blog are pompous, self-important fascists whose grip on the opinion make Kim Jong-Il jealous.

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and whose grip on something else make the porn industry money.

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet another definition of grip!

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Set grips get the chicks…..J/K

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don’t just hand out extra roles like babies in China : )

No, not from experience. Writers never get laid

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 yard flag on that.

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When swivel-arm action hit the G.I. Joe scene, that was a big deal. They could be manuevered in ways other than stiff elbowed karate chops.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could recreate the arm-breaking-during-the-arm-wrestling-match scene from “Over the Top” with Flint and Destro.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, GScott showed me Over the Top, what a fuck of a movie

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you take that back!

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’re using that word right.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, GScott showed me Over the Top, what a fuck of a movie>

This would have been more interesting

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

or if she had simply left the i off ‘movie’

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

then I’d have to kill both of you

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

but you flirt with that line so precociously when you say hurtful things like “Star Wars is lame”

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t like a movie in which the central character wins custody of his son by winning an arm wrestling tourney?

What’s wrong with you Josie?

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m betting that she thought it was a “chick flick”

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, in abstract it sounds silly, but once you add Kenny Loggins….

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, she got about a 15minute youtube clip of Sylvester stallone arm wrestling. I don’t even think she saw him turn his hat around.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was all very funny, in that way that 80s sports movies take themselves way to seriously despite being about obscure ESPN2 sports

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like watching the Godfather with Tom Hagen edited out.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you mean Godfather III?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

she’s the one who said she saw Over the Top. I would never make such a claim.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNNNNNNNNH

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s that lovin’ sound

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it. Need to attack the DVR

by delias man on Apr 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

so do we have enough people to rent out a suite for TBLA night?

by delias man on Apr 26, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

how much would that cost

and whats the seating capacity?

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 tickets and 10 preferred parking passes are included

they also have a couple half price suite days that bring the total cost to just over 2 grand.*

*made the cost up

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha, thought it was way under

so grips is a cost valuation?

how much is a gripe worth?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

gripes get you free Mannywood t-shirts. a grip is roughly 300 dollars, but varies on an individual basis.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I assumed a grip was $1,000. It’s been a while since I have regulated anyone.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think there is a set value on a grip.

by delias man on Apr 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, varies on an individual basis. What is a grip to you might be a fuckton to me.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Hilarious line from Sopranos I watched at lunch:

Phil Leotardo (talking to widow after someone is whacked): “I loved him like a brother-in-law.”

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to make me feel better today can we get this day's 2005 lineup?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mind, here it is.

Wheee!
C Izturis SS
H Choi 1B
J Drew RF
J Kent 2B
M Bradley
J Valentin
R Ledee
J Phillips C
S Erickson P

A lot of scrap and weird mixes there. Not all terrible, some of them were hitting decent that month at least… but gaaah…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lost to AZ 3-2

http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=250426119

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ricky Ledee will save us!

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He and Chaka are separated at birth. /dodgerblues

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drew, Kent and Bradley wasn't a bad middle of order at all

but 3 players it was kind of hard for me to root for…
Jason Phillips catching… Ledee… Valentin…
At least we have some prospects playing now.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No love for Hee Seop Choi?!

/depo’d

by EMDarrow on Apr 26, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did like Choi a lot but he was so disappointing to me.

Dude had such raw power but just ended up a big clod.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he is right now killing it in KBO haha, hit 3x HRs 2 seasons ago too.

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

easily my favorite game of 2005

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah and

he hit six home runs in that three-game series!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessir :D
He also represented HR Derby I think that year haha, which Yahoo say he is the worst HR derby participant ever:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-10-worst-Home-Run-Derby-participants-of-all-?urn=mlb-93529

Well he got into Derby just because of promoting of World Baseball Classic anyway.

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he showed up to the derby, unlike Piazza (twice) and Mondesi.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

Who’s the worst slam duck contest participant?

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gilbert Gottfried?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Robinson

fuck that guy and his three illegitimate titles. :)

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gilbert Gottfried, aka The Aflac Duck

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

high five

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeze Five!

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve watched it once

I’m going with Blake Griffin

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember reading TBLA when that was [supposedly] on. Someone called his dunk “the Career Ender”!

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if he jumped over Ford instead of Kia? (He just might next year)

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one brings back some memories, for sure.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sands is gonna hit a HR in his first AB today

and I won’t be able to see it.

/crazyprediction

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 26, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry doesn’t mind if you watch.

:)

by keithc13 on Apr 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fact, rumor has it that he likes it when we watch

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Day in History: April 26, 2000

Lineup (vs Braves)

Hollandsworth CF
Grudzielanek 2B
Sheffield LF
Green RF
Karros 1B
Hundley C
Beltre 3B
Vizcaino SS
Gagne P

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting pitcher Gagne was brutal

by Michael White on Apr 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre huh…. Beltre..

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Day in History: April 26, 2001

Lineup (vs Pirates)

Goodwin CF
Reboulet 2B
Green RF
Karros 1B
Bocachica 3B
Grissom LF
Kreuter C
Cora SS
Brown P

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name reminds me of Chan Ho Park.

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doris Kearns Goodwin was our leadoff hitter?

/callback

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was terrible, underdog.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved me some Tom Goodwin

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smallmouth was my favorite for a while. Don’t ask me to explain it, though…because I can’t.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t get past Goodwin/Reboulet.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batting fifth and playing third base, Hiram Bocachica.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was protecting Karros.

We would never have a crappy 3b batting in a prime position. Pshaw.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBLA currently has 289,000 page views this month, the previous high was 304,000 (Aug 2010) which should be broken by Thursday Night. Eric’s posting every two – four hours is having the desired effect.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I come here

for the asinine comments

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I come here to give flowery responses to asinine comments : )

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I come here to excape reality.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh my brother in law who is a teacher and pretty smart guy

says “expresso” all the time when wanting an espresso. I think he says it at this point this to annoy my sister (also a teacher).

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I ever ordered an expresso I would do the same knowing it would annoy espresso drinkers but alas I don’t waste money on small amounts of silliness.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Italy there is no espresso. It’s just caffe. If you want it watered down you order an Americano. And, you drink it quickly standing at the bar.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it is lovely and perfect

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well even lattes and mochas are officially "espresso drinks"

but with more substance. i like mochas, ain’t ashamed to say. i say mocha but sometimes people say ‘espresso drinks’ and… blah who cares….

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kills me is the cappuccino with desert

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and every other Italian. Almost as bad as calling Leonardo “Da Vinci” for short. Give the man his due!

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be as if some country adopted a cherished american food…apple pie or hot dogs maybe, but then ate them at the wrong time with the wrong foods

scratch that
A hot dog for breakfast is not nearly as profane

hmmm
Apple pie as an entre with sides of mashed potatoes and carrots, might be

I also eat my salad last

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dip my salsa in chips.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hips don’t lie

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading the brilliant Willie Mays biography I found out that we all used to eat our salads last.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes I was taught this by my Italian friends. Salad is last!

by uschris0304 on Apr 26, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

its the other drinks that suck

the entire nation of Italy disagrees with your value system and taste buds

I am going to into the kitchen to make myself a dopio in protest right now

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true macchiato, in Italy, is n espresso “stained” (= macchiato) with just a few drops of milk that take the edge off. Wonderful. A Starbuck perverted-meaning “macchiato”, now adopted America-wide, is an espresso with a huge pile of whipped milk (i.e. really a poorly made, or unorthodox, capuccino without the milk in the coffee as well) or cream (so actually a Viennese coffee “mit schlag” and not Italian at all) on top.

Which did you mean?

by berkowit28 on Apr 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked at Peet’s Coffee, I meant a dopio stained with a dollop of steamed milk

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

berk
its a good thing that I am married and not gay, because otherwise you keep talking like this and I might fall in love

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh-oh! Yeah, once you’ve had the real thing, it’s hard to accept ersatz. We’ll all meet up at a TBLA night some day, and make do…

by berkowit28 on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may drink a dopio

on my walk to Staples Center tonight.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heartily recommend it

now off to make my hot and tasty beverage

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just make sure it’s in ceramic. The acid in paper alters the flavor.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my, a nation of mama’s boys disagrees with my value system. What shall i do?

Actually I have no idea if they are a nation of mama boys, that is what 60 minutes told me once. Plus my own pet theory that anyone who had balls immigrated leaving them with a nation of soccer players.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m telling my mom.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sarcastro was offended by this

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed and resemble this

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky for you, I’m here to provide them

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I come for the snark, stay for the GFY

by WGiles24 on Apr 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a good run.

by WGiles24 on Apr 26, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So like

This is where Kuo’s incentives are coming in huh? I guess until he is fully back we will have Padilla?

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

for whatever reason I’ve always imagined he’d sign with the braves

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s from Georgia and that’s the only team in the south? I thought this earlier until I remember how good (and cheap!) their pen is.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like 09 Dodgers bullpen.

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, retire?

If so, that means I comfortably win my bet with delias man

by Michael White on Apr 26, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

delias man was way off with that bet..

by keithc13 on Apr 26, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? this is the question you felt the need to ask? You know what you tell your students, it is not true.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question is

will Broxton be offered arbitration, my hunch is no.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

My Magic 8-Ball says, “Way too many variables to answer now.”

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not unless he gets about 3 mph of fastball velocity back somehow.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember that arbitration is not reflective of your perceptions of the player or even his actual talent/success levels, it’s your perception of what the player and his agent think the rest of the league thinks about the player, and what value they might assign to the player as a result.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but shouldn’t the decision about whether to offer arbitration relate to the player’s actual skills and perceived ability going forward?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are two scenarios in which arbitration should be offered:
A) You think the 1 year deal you would get through arbitration would represent a better deal than what it would cost to sign the player on the free agent market

B) You think the player thinks the 1 year deal he would get through arbitration would be less appealing than what he could get on the free agent market.

If either A or B is met, offer arbitration.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of now no, in the 50% chance that Kuo’s arm explodes and our bullpen heading into next season is Matt Guerrier, maybe.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

Brox is offered arb….

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by Ray Guilfoyle on Apr 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If they do TBLA will explode.

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s April 26th.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

From The Last Thread

Miles did have one season where he had a 2 WAR.

His second best is .1.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You have led me astray

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His career is -.7 I think that qualifies as one of the worst.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is he employed as a major league baseball player? Can’t people just get called up from the minors to more cheaply replace his terrible production?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plays game right way, scrappy, veteran, etc.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot facial hair.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may be bad but he has been good over the past week

and given the Dodgers scarce options and injuries to Furcal Uribe and now Blake I feel less like calling him out as a scrub because he’s helped, even if he’s still… a scrub.

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are worse options than Miles.

There’s um…
um…
um….
um….

Oh fuck it. Miles is useless.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castro

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't even that good these days...

but yeah they could have gone outside the organization and picked up someone better, at least on waivers… not sure who…

but for this week at least I’m giving Miles a pass on scorn.

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Castro actually hit a home run for us a few years ago. In Miami if I’m not mistaken. When has Miles gone deep?

Hell even Theriot homered last year.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

a few years ago, when he was still in his 40s?

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

When has Miles gone deep?
Spring training.

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that was intrasquad against Cormier. j/k

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are the middle infielders in Albuquerque?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castro, Dee.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody can be good over a small sample size. Juan Pierre can be good. Emilio Bonifacio can be good. The problem is, over the long run, you know they won’t be good.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is how Vegas was built

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to be aware when to stay, when to abandon a hand, when to leave the table, and when to exit quickly from the casino.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, and when to run

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never count your money when your sittin at the table, there’’ll be time enough for countin when the deallin’s done.

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still superstitious about that to this day

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, after you’ve walked away and counted your money, don’t go back

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always cash out immediately after I walk away. Except when I don’t have any money left.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was mob money.

Mob money is always good. At least, that’s what the mob guys told me.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But did they have botox?

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But of course. I don't expect Miles to continue to be good.

My hope is the other guys get back and we won’t need him. But just saying he has already contributed more than I expected. The other problem is, as pointed out above, the team has no decent depth below him. I was kinda rooting for Sellers but his defense looked kind porous in ST (like, even worse than Miles). Gordon… maybe next year. Castro… maybe last decade. But as I said they probably could’ve found someone better through other means.

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t we have picked up Brad Emaus, or Josh Rodriguez, or ANYONE else?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

One IDJ is enough, thank you.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think "Emaus" is German for Miles. :-)

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But younger and cheaper and with at least a small chance of an upside!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yah but we already have that guy in Ivan DeJesus

but I agree with you in general, would rather have someone like that than the guy you know is crummy.

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

leading off with MLB assuming control of the team. Matt’s having a hard time hearing him.

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah boo on this, Rome wants Kemp to shame the Dodgers to make Rome’s point, no way in shit Kemp says anything

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just the long periods of dead air in between Rome’s comments.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and in his comments, too.

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his answers.

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Jim Rome

still make fun of Miss Teen South Carolina?

by Xeifrank on Apr 26, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he still makes fun of Chris oops I mean Jim Everett

by LAD17 on Apr 26, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bet you dont say it again, bet i do…………….Chris

by WGiles24 on Apr 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the equivalent of Eric writing post after post complimenting his own writing.

I LOL’d at the thought.

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had my own LOL

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to tonight’s game recap!!! :)

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton

I find there is a distinct difference between his spring training and first couple regular season outings and how he has looked these last couple outings. I point to the game Sands debuted when Honeycutt went out to talk to him without the catcher coming out and Broxton throwing three subsequent 97 mph fastballs. In the last couple outings he has been throwing his offspeed pitches more effectively and has been hitting spots better (still not perfect, obviously). case in point, From season inception through Sands’ debut on April 18, Broxton’s ERA was 6.14. Since, he’s had three outings allowing 0 ER. Sure, his walk totals are a bit staggering, but of the 4 BB at least one was intentional and he still has 3K in 2.2IP. It’s a small sample size, but it was promising regardless.

I find removing him from the closer’s role to be superficial, premature, and disappointing.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s his lack of velocity that’s the most alarming to me. I really think there is something wrong with him.

I remember when he blew away Soriano to close out the ‘08 NLDS. He was filthy. He’s nothing like that now.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

kids today, all about numbers on guns

speed, speed, speed

what the man was saying is that he liked the way Brox was pitching of late, not that he was worried about the gun

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only think of a dozen or so reasons why someone would be throwing harder closing out a playoff series sweep against a former 40/40 than a game in April.

Yes, as HJ says, the man has been “pitching” better the last few times out. Even with his velocity “down” he’s still throwing 94-95. Last I checked, that’s still fucking fast.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not overpowering.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

in spots it is

changing speeds it is

location and speed change is pitching

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he can't rely on speed to simply blow people away

then he better have some modicum of control to go with his pitching.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you properly mix in a well-located, properly accelerated offspeed pitch, 95 is devastating.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but has Broxton ever been able to do this?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

His slider is filthy. The splitter he threw yesterday was stupid good. He just needs to put them in the strike zone more often. It’s not re-inventing the wheel, it’s polishing up the rims.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, especially on the splitter, if he starts that a tough higher so it looks like a strike out of the hands….unfair

the only problem I had with brox yesterday was the walk, the walk was remedial baseball, but everything else was cool with me

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, walks are bad mmmmk.

I always do enjoy looking up stat lines at the end of the year and seeing the BB almost always equal the ER.

Also, I think IBB shouldn’t count against the pitcher.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true but is still a departure from the Broxton we all knew and loved.

We’ll see how it plays out. Jury is still out for me.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Broxton just needs to learn to be an entirely different type of pitcher

Kazmir thinks that should be easy.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t jason Schmidt throwing 82 and thinking that’s good enough. This is a dude who went from 97-98 to 95-97. It’s a drop, sure, but it’s still among the fastest fastballs in the league. Don’t discredit how hard it is to hit 95 as opposed to 98 just because the results haven’t been there.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gagne 2.0 ?

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

I’m sure this has probably been discussed, but…

What are people’s thoughts on Jansen’s poor start to the season? Is it mostly bad luck (.400+BABIP) plus a couple mistake pitches that went for home runs, and he’s actually pitched better than his numbers (2.73 xFIP?), or have people noticed something concerning about his pitching? I haven’t been able to watch this season, really.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s striking out a ton of people still, so I’m hoping it’s just bad luck. Any reason why he can’t supplant Broxton by the end of the season?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last outing I saw where he got shelled he was throwing nothing but 92 MPH “cutters”.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were the Eliminator and the Humiliator. He had forgotten how to throw the Terminator.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he throws The Equalizer

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He throws the Masturbator

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that indicate some sort of underlying arm/health issue?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he is trying to feel out new pitches instead of throwing nothing but 97 mph fastballs.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

filed under “things best worked on in Chatanooga”

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ideally he wouldn’t be “throwing nothing but” any one pitch.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

His cutter is fast, has sharp movement, and enough break that it doesn’t necessarily need to be thrown to a corner. It does, however, have about as much vertical tilt as the horizon.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Fox Soccer uses the Fox NFL Sunday studios for their UEFA Champions League coverage. Much like Fox Saturday baseball using the football music, it just feels pandering or something like. To make matters worse the NFL Sunday host is hosting the show. He said pitch the way some teachers say expresso

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

expresssssss sooooooooooo

by Tripon on Apr 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he called Real Madrid-Barcelona the Spanish Classic. I’m gonna smash a guitar.

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they ARE the only two teams in the league…

by delias man on Apr 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guarantee there’s a pages long thread on Bigsoccer about this.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh
dylanohernandez
Broxton was told by Mattingly that he is still the #Dodgers’ closer.

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What should I do with all my overreactive panic?

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“i heard they had a different name for me down in CIC”

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dylan Hernandez dylanohernandez
Broxton heard TV analysts say #Dodgers would go to closer by committee. Mattingly called him into his office to clarify that wasn’t case.

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manager of the Year

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Now I can overreact to other stuff. :-)

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it wasn’t for overreaction, I wouldn’t have any reaction at all.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kiss of death, he’ll never get another save

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Broxton, I have called you into my office on this, the wedding of my daughter”

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Peter gave Lois the whole piece of cake.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 26, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow

Welcome to Thameswood / You'll be the first to go, unless you think

by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“May your first child be a masculine child.”

“Skip, I’m not married…”

“Oh, but you look preg— er… nice weather, huh?”

by EMDarrow on Apr 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if he is correct or not

but I love him for this

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My lonely comment stands! I hope he gets tonight off because we win 11-4, and then comes back and shoves it next game.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he heard this from a non-Torre coach all last year too.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Listen Jon, you’re still the closer. You’re still my big gun out there. Unless we’re facing a lefty, or a guy that walks a lot, or a guy that has hit you hard, or…”

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Bob Schiffer and Larry Bowa aren’t around to comment.

by Tripon on Apr 26, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. This bodes really, really well in regard to my comment earlier, about the lessons learned from 2005 and all that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It helps that Don Mattingly isn’t a natural jerk like Tracy 2005 was

by Tripon on Apr 26, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Tracy was a jerk

And most everyone who has met and dealt with Tracy say the same.

Not accepting responsibility and/or blame is not the definition of a jerk.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about starting Jason Phillips at 1B? That’s a pretty dick move, if you ask me.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookin’ out at the noonday sun
I used to feel like I’d been fired
And when I knew Big Jon had blown another save
Lord, it made me feel so tired

Before the day I got here
I wore the Yankee stripes
But now I think I gotta keep up with your gripes

Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like a natural jerk

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You spit that out fairly quick, I used to think you had ghost limerick writer who you were trading PR work with to make you appear brilliant.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

K3Vo has exclusive rights to all ghost limericks here.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mah, it’s kinda second-rate. “Save” doesn’t rhyme with “sun,” so I blew that. And mostly I just changed the last words of most of the lines. I’ll do better next time.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddz is a committee of one.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the change to the headline!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lesson, as always

It’s best to listen to the full audio of something rather than rely on text transcripts.

Tone matters.

As does Tone Loc.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer

Tony! Toni! Toné!

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

timely

raphael saadiq was just profiled in the LAT

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funky

Coal Medina, I did like his raspy tone

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cold. Funky Cold Medina.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the West Virgina version?

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have you heard the full audio? I have not. Was the tone really so different that the overall takeaway could be 100% wrong?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

The good thing about Ned Colletti is that he will almost always give you an honest answer. The bad thing about Ned Colletti is that he answers honestly, without a filter most times.

What we know Colletti said is that he is concerned about Broxton, and that he said he would give Mattingly 3 options to make up his mind. Apparently Mattingly has made up his mind. :)

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good thing about Ned Colletti is that he will almost always give you an honest answer.

I am starting to think that the reason he is not in PR anymore is that he isn’t any good at it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

honestly, the way Ned answered questions is one reason why I like him more after listening to him then before.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me

His “whatever” was the key to the quote. Without it, it seems innocent; with it, you can sense a little annoyance he has to deal with this.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My “nope” BTW was that I haven’t yet heard the audio.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to say nopers but I have no idea why.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larger version of ASG cactus

press conference in like a few minutes of hours or something:

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

would be alot cooler if it could sing or like fly or something.. instead of just looking shitty.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 26, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if it was a fighting cactus like this dude?

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

On fire!

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why they made him green with a blue hat, staying with the primary colors

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HITNG

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be a hit with the kids

looks like a Pokemon. Gotta catch em all!

by EMDarrow on Apr 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cacti needs thorns

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

was just looking for a properly sized image of this

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 26, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

green nazi cacti?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't believe my brain went to Amingo

before a Cactuar…[shakes head]

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have a set of keys hanging from it

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the press conference means the ballots should be at the stadium by next home stand. Are you ready to chose this year’s NL entry in the battle for home field advantage?

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, balloting begins today according to MLBPR. Let’s start the Kemp, Ethier campaign now!

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Jon you're still my closer

now go get your fuckin shinebox

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I am especially enjoying the cruelty of your humor today

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Keep that mother fucker here”

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that they figured out Tommy killed Bats

by Michael White on Apr 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still love the one-quarter hug Henry gives Jimmy after they find out Tommy’s dead. All time.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

when visiting Italy, never get an espresso to go, drink it at the counter. That will save you some euros.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was the other way around

They charged more if you sat down and less if you took it to go

by Michael White on Apr 26, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t sit
don’t walk
stand and drink

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assume this means they also don’t have a 1 line to a register setup. More like a bar here in the US where you go up and wait for the barista to serve you?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna say yes, since barista translates to bartender

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The general set up is

you pay for the drink then you hand the receipt to the barista/attendant who then gets you the drink.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They perfected that in West Baltimore

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I have to stand and eat it?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty close

There are a few seats outside. It’s great gelato, but not the most atmospheric of locations

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to die soon, I like sitting, my feet like me sitting.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooner?

Or maybe faster is correct since the cause of death will be heart related as opposed to the slow degradation of the bodily functions leaving one in a state of disgust at their own human condition.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

in my imagined Dodger party at the house

will have the wife make her homemade almond and honey gelato

I will kick up some ricotta gelato

we will serve two little scoops and it will be so good you will punch yoursel in the face

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so good you have to KILL yourself

/Big Night

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

basically its a cocktail party.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, part of the joy of drinking espresso is sitting and not having anywhere to go. Yes, I paid more for the privilege, but I would sit and watch the world pass by and I had a great time doing it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair
maybe you had a cornuto with that? maybe a roll?
nice

I like to do that with a small bool of gelato and the view of my wife’s smiling face

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I ever go to Italy again it will be for the chocolate ice cream, may have been Gelato I was but a brat at the time.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was gelato and it is the best ice cream in the world

my people were the inventors of ice cream, made from the snows of etna, and we eat it for breakfast in the middle of a sliced brioche

on days when it is not an espresso and some smokes

I skip the smokes

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My people are the people of the dessert

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine are the people of potatoes. and drunk.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you a MOT? I thought we were the people of the brisket.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as Desert and was going to ask how you survived Anikin.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a semi-inside (lame) joke

There was a building in Pasadena that for years had a big sign on it that said “My people are the people of the dessert, said T.E. Lawrence picking up hid fork”

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a bad joke.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of a Tom Swiftie, yes?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Anakin

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

atta girl

when you poke with sticks, make sure they are sharp sticks

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you build your fence with poles or pikes? : )

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need a pike to stick the head on don’t you?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pikes,
The Brave Heart defense

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You flew 4500 miles so you could stand with people your own size and watch the world go by?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Don’t you have meercat babies to make?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am guessing that in Paris

the rules are different, but maybe not.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

General principle was pretty much the same: sitting outside costs more than not.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

that is true silverwidow would be annoyed since service charges are pretty much mandatory in Western Europe (and really) almost everywhere else in the world

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

annoying that people expect to get paid for providing a service, don’t you agree Eric?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

from what I remember

wait staff at restaurants in Europe to have the same sort of conception of “time” so it takes a lot longer. Also, you don’t really tip nearly as much in Europe as you do in the States.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

service is not always about food, sometimes it is about information

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they make more, thus the prices for sitting are higher + service tax which is a tip + you leave some additional tip

waiter is a profession, there are actually schools for it

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Harvard School of Drama for example.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I graduated with a PHD from the prognostication school, is that the same thing as a waiter in Europe?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The term “to wait” comes from their service times.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a trade off

you trade pimples and snot

for attitude and distain

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heavens to murgatroid!

Exit, stage left!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funnier to read your limericks in that voice.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you are done borrowing it, I would like my brain back please

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats Euro cleaners

Can you get distain out of my shirt?

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why are they called the waiters, if the patrons are doing the waiting?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I get the feeling

fatty will end up on the DL?

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry

but you need to be more specific.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you keep calling him fatty?

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, you can’t pull fat

by Tripon on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can trim fat before you pull pork

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on now.

Welcome to Thameswood / You'll be the first to go, unless you think

by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIIW – not a fan of “fatty” as a nickname. Booribe was great, Yearibe was better, but that is like chanting Giants Suck, lacking in imagination.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i like how your anagram

is free of contractions :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and really, he’d beat the shit out of any of us on any athletic tasks so I don’t get the joke

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sticking with uRBIe

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Urbie, more subtle.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like the name of an Olympic mascot.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be scared shitless if I was four-years-old

by Julio Nievas on Apr 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So would I

Because your use of email, blogging, and texting would be remarkably advanced for a four-year old.

Then again, how many symphonies have you written, Mozart! :)

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona could replace the ASG cactus with that and it would actually be an improvement.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant’ stand that everything about Izzy is symmetrical, except for one eyebrow is a different color. Is that supposed to make him alternative or something?

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s to get all the Olympic Rings in there.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urbie the dong cactus.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your EBay

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewwww, reebay.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo Weebay

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Urine. But the people at McCovey Chronicles created that name.

by Tripon on Apr 26, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs gets a co-producer credit.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazz Hands

still makes me laugh

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve taken to calling him Cheeks as he looks like a character on a telenovela.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deuce?

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trey “Shitty Manager” Hillman?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

最後の場所

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

teehee

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you have 20 pages to go

Now start writing about the desertion of Vero Beach.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

since that paper was pushed back to next Tuesday

I am now instead writing the 15-20 page paper I have on Romans 13.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roman Colon has only worn 40, 43, and 56 in MLB. He wore number 60 in spring training this year.

He has never worn 13.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously she’s talking about Billy Romans, who hit .176 one year for Martinsville

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s please not discuss Colon’s nickname.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to be written by Paul, a little of his Saul bullshit coming through there

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romans 13 was much better than the dreck that was Romans 12, but not as good as Romans 11. I love Romans 11.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did that have the guy who does the sound effects with his mouth?

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

But Bobcat Goldthwait was overkill

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Maddz, when did Vin say the quote in your signature? That’s great.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should be the Cubs signature

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to respond but I think I hit cancel instead, whoops.

Found it here while doing some research. So I have no idea when he said it.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also read the ‘Vin Scully Lexicon’. Funny how you remember things like that without really knowing where they came from, or when you heard them.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Apr 26, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked it up…nice

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My translator on my toolbar switched your name to “Stephen Eric”. Amusing.

Also amusing is Gary’s comment.

by Julio Nievas on Apr 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh
DodgersGM:
Broxton out as closer. It’s closer by committee. Committee consists of Broxton. There is no committee. I don’t think I could be any clearer.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Broxton is fat/just a big mother fucker.

get over it

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

he's a brickhouse?

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made of cheeseburgers and mental instability

Welcome to Thameswood / You'll be the first to go, unless you think

by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds really familiar…

/looks in mirror

Hey!

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is mighty, mighty

but has yet to let it all hangout.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are in error, sir. This thread is not about Broxton being fat.

It is about Uribe being fat.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that fatty too.

Welcome to Thameswood / You'll be the first to go, unless you think

by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

All my fault.

I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't be April without Coletti

calling out someone on the Dodgers. Atleast he picked someone not getting it done this year instead of Kemp.

by WGiles24 on Apr 26, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

To recap from last year, since almost nobody got it right, everything Colletti said about Kemp last April, when asked questions about him, was absolutely correct. The one thing Colletti fucked up on was to bring up Kemp’s two-year contract (which Colletti offered him BTW) as a reason for his poor baserunning and defense.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling you will be setting the record straight on that one for years to come

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I remember not to many questioned what he said but the fact he felt the need to say anything. Ned could have said no comment to the question or answered in a way that said nothing, he went with the honest approach which I found refreshing but because Kemp was the target and not Loney, all hell broke loose. We had quite a few conversations about it that seemed to last all summer.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it funny that Sands is getting a large pass here, press, everywhere, for his defense thus far, if Kemp took those routes it would be hell fire and brimstone

in fact, within 30 seconds of writing this there is an 80% chance someone will be telling me about Sands arm

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this!

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Sands isn’t “atheletic” or “toolsy” and hasn’t “started playing baseball late in life”

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sands has been described as “athletic” with “good mental makeup.”

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

“White?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much :)

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, but

the cannon on that boy!

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until Sands hooks up with Ke$ha.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww………………

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly

his arm is part of his defensive ability. Its like if someone said man, I wish Dunn would strike out less, and then said, but I guess you assholes are going to bring up his homers within the next 30 seconds.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Kempo's arm

which I think was the point

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemp's

I know it’s somebody’s arm

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

but in the super small sample size we have of Sands, he hasn’t been the worst thing ever in LF, and his arm has allowed him to make some plays. I’m sick of HJ acting all high and mighty about Sands.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think his point was

Kemp got hammered by the press for his outfield gaffes, and Sands hasn’t. Nothing more than that

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the part where he has spent the last week and a half

trying to hammer down anyone who speaks remotely positive of sands

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants all of us to be grounded, I prefer to let the electricity run amok

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean no one was saying sands was tearing it up

he would jump on comments talking about how he hasn’t seemed totally overwhelmed at the plate, which, well, he hasn’t.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

here is where you are wrong, I said that he wasn’t totally overwhelmed even though his swing and miss percentage was high…I was pleased that he wasn’t chasing shit

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want it honest
I want Sands up, I want him to keep playing every day…

but I am not going to lie to myself about how he has performed. There have been some great signs and some red flags – it does the discourse a disservice to highlight one without the other

and FWIW, I don’t think he has mechanical problems in catching up with the fastball as I have heard here and other places, I think the issue is that he is not quickly recognizing pitches. So he figures out that it is the fastball or even a strike it tends to be late. This allows him to foul off a bunch, but hasn’t allowed his to really extend and turn into too many pitches. His recognition goes up, swings in misses might stay high, but results should improve

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of guess hitters. Sure, you’re wrong a lot, but when you’re right, you’re right.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I want Loney to become, and was my wish for Kemp last year. Kemp has done a great job sitting on pitches in counts and knocking the shit out of them.

by UCLADodger32 on Apr 26, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Kemp was guessing (wrong) a lot last year.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemp was all fucked up last year, but i dont think he was guessing when it was advantageous for him. This year hes guessing early in counts or when he has the count in his favor. If anything, last year he was guessing offspeed when down in the count because he couldnt hit anybody’s fastball and was constantly late.

by UCLADodger32 on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was guessing he was really bad at it – how couldn’t he guess that the slide in the dirt is what they’d throw next

my guess (keeping the theme) is that Kemp was seeing, not guessing – he saw pitches that looked like strikes until they weren’t

and as G Scott will attest, even a bad pitcher will let a hitter get himself out all day long

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I also love guess hitters because hitters are fucking stupid.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably should have mentioned that.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong

but I don’t remember anyone talking poorly about Kemp in his first month or two in the big leagues despite some of the rookies mistakes he had made.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HJ thinks thats horseshit

:-p

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 homers in 15 games buys time.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the next TBLA night needs to, rather than a Dodger game, be on the set of American Gladiators for a series of commenter duels.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Settling our war once and for all?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just told by television that it’s Nerf or nothing. Perhaps that could be used to settle our differences

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cool with that. I want to do the giant q-tip battle.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that for all the things I act high and mighty about, it’s Sands that broke the camels back

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come now

Sands is getting a pass because he’s played in the big leagues for a week and isn’t in one of the most demanding defensive positions on the field.

Kemp had plenty of his own route problems when he was a rook.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and was crucified for it

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one was crucifying Kemp one month into his career, everyone was in love with his long balls.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

different point

I thought we were talking about defense

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If sands had gone 0-5 yesterday

instead of 2 singles and a double, I"m sure he would be getting more flack.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this gets a rec from me

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I liked Andre when he was an A’s prospect”

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Rubby when he pitched in relief.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I prefer Loney’s stuff from his Jacksonville period”

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying his home runs overshadowed his defense and no one was talking about his routes.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HJ is pissed we like Sands

for some reason.

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

cos I thought that he was pointing out that Sands has gotten a free pass whereas that wouldn’t have been the case for other outfielders, like Kemp.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this gal

she is a smart one

and for the record I love Jerry Sands, it got a little dusty in DS when he got his first hit. I screamed so loud in joy that the two cute ladies a couple of rows in front of us looked back in fear

just keeping it real

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's one thing to acknowledge a defensive gaff

and another to either completely ignore it or be like ZOMG HE IS TERRIBAD as he’s a recent call-up.

so when people were like “GOD DAMMIT JAMEY CARROLL YOU ARE THE WORST” without really saying “And also, Jerry Sands fucked up” I found it to be a bit…odd.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Sands playing the OF in AAA?

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, about half the time.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well to be fair, if Carroll makes that play, there is nothing to talk about re: Sands.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamey “Tie” Gamer?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell

The ball hit to sands was hit hard, and that is a poor reflection on broxton ie fips and shit.

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats right

theres blame to go around! I blame Kemp too for not taking Sands under his wing and… ok bad example I blame Gwynn for not taking Sands under his wing and teaching him to take better routes.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because before yesterday people were going out of the way to call his awful start pretty good.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a difference between saying there have been good signs

and saying he is playing pretty good.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not you specifically.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just the fans in us. It’s the same reason our community projections for Kemp coming into this year were optimistic and why we think guys like Kyle Russell can turn the corner.

by Michael White on Apr 26, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but there’s no doubt that Sands is being held to a different standard than James Loney.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, for one, his OPS+ is about 400% better.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before yesterday, yeah.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

a week of suck versus a whole month

hell Sands probably has more XBH then loney already.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy suck

Loney has TWO xbh’s. Two. Sands had that many in his first two games!

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness, he smoked those two. ;)

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

is really silly talk. Why should a guy one week into his career be held to a standard of a long time veteran?

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shouldn't

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also isn't the starting CF

he is in LF. That matters. God you seem to hate people liking him for some reason.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yawn

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should call James Loney a pussy and get it over with

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is venting and then there is namecalling

I am not sure what crosses the line but that crosses the line with me

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry I guess.

Have you seen my comment history?

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

great

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big news of the day

new voice for the Aflac Duck

Daniel McKeague, 36, a father of three from Hugo, Minn., beat out 12,500 other contestants to replace actor Gilbert Gottfried and become the new voice of the reinsurance company’s duck mascot.

Executives listened to the three finalists and chose McKeague for his range and his ability to embody the duck. “We thought he was the best by far. I can’t explain to you why. It just was. Maybe it is part of the mystique of the Aflac duck,” said Dan Amos, Chairman and CEO of Aflac.

How many ways can you say Aflac?

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, for his range??? C’mon!

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“embody the duck” ain’t much better.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude is going to make low six figures for saying Aflac. Plus I bet he gets some pussy from the gig that otherwise would have passed him by.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude is married!

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’d be awkward, seeing as he’s a father of three.

“Daddy, why did that woman just leave barefoot, carrying her high heels?”

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk of shame, hunny, walk of shame.

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

“Daddy, why are you dressed like a duck?”

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahahahahaha

furries

bahahahahahahaha

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

now I won’t sleep tonight. Thanks Josie.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Apr 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen much worse. On a kickball field.

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I played a full game dressed as a banana last year.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swweeetttttttttttt

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aargh, you beat me to it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Say it.”

“I’m not gonna say it.”

“Say it.”

“I’m not gonna say it.”

“All this can be yours. I just need one thing from you. One little word…. come on, say it.”

“…..Aflac.”

“Take me!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same was meercat, me, Phil, and Toy Cannon

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

a crazier foursome there never was

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently — if we include Mr. Gottfried — at least 12,501.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

On twitter from actor
JamesUrbaniak :
A Minnesota sales mgr has won the role of the Aflac duck. Mitigating factor: I’m the new head of human resources at an Ohio accounting firm.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBrownYahoo
Source: Frank McCourt flying to NY for meetings with MLB on Wed. Does not expect Selig to attend. Pitching Fox deal, fighting trustee.

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he can change the team name to the Los Angeles Trustee Fighters.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For something longer than a tweet

Read Shaikin’s story

“I am traveling to New York to meet with executives at Major League Baseball tomorrow to discuss a number of matters,” McCourt said in a statement, "including practical concerns regarding the monitor and the details of the Fox [television] agreement.

“The agreement reached by the Dodgers and Fox for a new media rights deal provides financial stability for the ballclub for years to come. The media rights package is fully negotiated, and it is one of the most favorable ever reached by a baseball team.”

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say he has a chance > 50% of keeping the team

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NFL and the owners probably spent a whole lot of money

getting ready for their lockout including securing money from their TV contracts for games that might not be played.

However, there was an out, going in front of a third party who only gets to look at facts and apply applicable law as they see fit., right now the NFL has lost both of their legs they were planning to stand on while sweating the players out.

So again, Bud appears to have all the leverage but if Frank can get passed the language of his franchise agreement re not suing MLB (which is strong but never tested), MLB will be entering a world they have no control over.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the expression? Whistling through the graveyard? Never used it.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whistling past the graveyard means you are upbeat when everything is going to shit. Is that what you mean?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colletti needs to STFU

Isn’t Mattingly the manager and Colletti the GM? Colletti has ONE job in which he doesn’t even excel. He should let Mattingly do the job he was hired to do.

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to hear what J. Thomas Schieffer has to say on the matter.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard this

Securing rights to a new closer song to play for Padilla’s entrance was not allowed by Tommy S

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s gonna be Handel’s “Messiah” since it’s in the public domain.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will refrain from bashing Ned for his comments until I hear the audio.

But I will instead use this interim to praise the Angels for, at the very least, getting everyone in the org on the same page regarding things.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned should wait about 3-4 years

and then throw Donnie under the bus like Brian Cashman threw Torre a few weeks ago.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That page being Scoiscias

jk… I think

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that our manager and GM

are not nearly as entertaining as Ozzie and Ken Williams in Chicago.

by bhsportsguy on Apr 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ba. Colletti has ONE job in which he doesn’t even excel

This made me laugh.

by Michael White on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sight unseen

You can have a “good player” or a “young player”

This all of the information you’re provided; no stats, no ages. Who do you take?

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

good player.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it turns out you just took Nick Punto over Jason Heyward. Way to go, Goofus.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Punto is good?

I mean he has a good glove but…

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Punto doesn’t qualify as “good”

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I have this quote by Tony LaRussa right hear that says

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk dialer at its finest.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you got the wrong game.

That’s not “good player”/“young player”.

That’s “bad player”/“good player”.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know how to be nice about this question. You sir, are a better man than I.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was writing what a stupid game this was, but I like your answer so much better

and I take the good

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the random poll questions SW throws out

by Michael White on Apr 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

People take them too seriously

its meant to be fun and silly. I think.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a color for bad comments or questions

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

right? Sometimes I want an opposite of rec, that isn’t the damning flagging

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeps em on their toes

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to make this comment

doupleplus green

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yawn

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is truly no comment.

by kinbote on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 and rec'd

Would love to see a full body picture…

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

overrated

there, I fucking said it. Yes she is good looking and has huge knockers. I’m moving on with my life.

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What more is there? Give her a PhD in astronomy and she’d be poifect.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Apr 26, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those things are so huge I wouldn't know what to do with them

bigger isn’t always better.

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's a bad thing?

Yes, they’re huge but at least they’re NOT proportional to her belly and arms

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make a base camp, explore, sleep on them

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's already got the planets

amirite

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

she was also trained as a “companion” isn’t that worth gold or something

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

when her an Inara were being all steamy. Good times

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, never knew how it was written until now.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the bad guy?

How did that happen?

These hands will always be rough

by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Head )( figure

by Grimjack on Apr 26, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mintcore wasn’t available?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

The pace of comments here is just overwhelming. I don’t know how you guys manage to keep up and get anything else done!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

see there's your problem

we don’t get anything done

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I knew that last bit might be a bit presumptuous :)

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

things don’t get this fast paced on the CGB from what I’ve seen, though I’m yet to brave the DBD

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like the DBD on steroids and then squared.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, man. Pretty much every time I’ve dropped by in the past couple of months it’s been this way.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its helpful to have multiple screens.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get what done?

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI two times

from Dylan H:

Mattingly shaved his goatee. Said he grew it because he had a cold sore on the left side of his lip

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

D2X took the slumpbuster for the team.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Apr 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

NICE..

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it, I had a good one for that, but it involves paying for relations

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Miller Savior Savior?

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

call back

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are gonna miss me when I get a job

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He donated it to charity so Jamey Carroll could grow some facial hair.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of facial hair

my GF won’t watch a game with Padilla pitching until he grows a Blake-esque beard… from his forehead down.

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indie sports movie recommendation of the year

Win Win

Worth the 2 hours and 13 bucks

Warning: there are no superpowers, naked chicks, explosions, or spaceships

still worth it

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

my circle of friends

are highly recommending this. I gotta go catch it while I have the free time

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deja something

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it more than you

I also loved The Station Agent

and really enjoyed Cedar Rapids

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have fine taste

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also love Amy Ryan. Hell, anybody from The Wire gets my nod of approval.

by UCLADodger32 on Apr 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still waiting

for the movie with naked alien chicks with superpowers

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For now

you’ll have to settle for Barbarella.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Apr 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that will do

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, of course, there’s always Life Force.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Apr 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best movie of the year that I’ve seen

Did you know the kid was a real state champion

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not hard to believe – can’t fake some things

when you own a skill, it is beauty

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I are on the same page with this one. I thought it was great.

by UCLADodger32 on Apr 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

fairly good movie, would have been better without the divorced guy

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the weak part, he’s been in his movies so maybe he had to fit him in where he didn’t belong. He added something but I didn’t like the background, mansion, wife bonking contractor.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that character accomplishes something important in that film

1) he is successful every way the lead isn’t
2) you expect him to be in the power position in the relationship, but he isn’t even though he is richer and better looking
3) the surprise and re-evaluation the leads family considers him with when it is revealed that he was the superior wrestler back in the day

Yeah, some of his jokes were cheap, but it was critical for understanding the regard of the lead

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can see that, he establishes the lead’s value.

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the lead has love, real love

which is his success

maybe it was a little clumsy, but a nice stroke all the same

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “real estate champion”.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Apr 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck it Im voting for him anyway

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Edison Volquez approves.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JERRY FUCKING SANDS

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Looks like he is going to run away with it

Brandon Who?

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so...

 I have a fantasy baseball side bet of who finishes better in ERA, WHiP, Ks, and Quality Starts… Pineda or Matt Harrison.

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be all over Pineda on that, he has all the advantages, and the skills

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL winner: Michael Pineda

Landslide.

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellickson could easily make that a two person contest.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

*ahem*

Chapman! Conger!

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Tyler is doing good work for what he got brought up into but his competition will kill him this year.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trumbo:)

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only left him out

cause he is gonna get sent down for Kendrys.

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I went there too.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far?

Pineida I would guess. Maybe Freddie Freeman or Britton.

By the end of the year? Chapman or Kimbrel.

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by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kimbrel is a rookie?

wow

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The voters are weird, I doubt Kimbrel gets much love.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 saves in April, sub 1 ERA, remember they just gave the AL ROY to a closer too.

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by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I care about

Trumbo gets enough PT that he qualifies this year, then Morales comes back with enough time that Trumbo doesn’t get votes, then doesn’t qualify next year.

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by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

since no one seems to know when kendrys is coming back, thats probably going to happen

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats almost cheating

112 PA last year.

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by nolander on Apr 26, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Kimbrel, but voters love position players.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dum da da dum
TBrownYahoo
Dodgers being told to expect Tom Schieffer and EVP John McHale as early as Wednesday.

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it said Kevin McHale and got nervous.

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by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

McHale’s Navy

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more WACs

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by mleadman on Apr 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious that Chase Utley is injured and then everyone is like “uh….what?”

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by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez starter

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing DeWitt on the ballot is funny.

Weeks, Philips, Uggla, Kelly Johnson, Uribe

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darwin Barney write-in time!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Apr 26, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he’d be the natural selection.

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by David Young on Apr 27, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips it is…for now

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

in STL they’re voting for Orlando Hudson to spite Phillips.

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by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

There are 18 players in the NL with at least 10 games at 2B this year, and Aaron Miles’ 56 OPS+ ranks 17th. Only Brad “Return To Sender” Emaus (with a 21 OPS+) was worse.

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fortunately

you only need 1 all star starter per position.

Drop a vote for Brandon Phillips and let’s go buy Game 7 Dodger Stadium tickets.

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by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players on the ballot

Infielders no longer playing:
Brandon Belt
Blake DeWett
B Emaus
Donnie Murphy – ridiculous
Ian Stewart

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Stewart

really thought he was gonna be a great player.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Donnie Murphy play yesterday

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

subbed for Hanley at SS, not getting much play at 3rd base.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ballot

Votto
Phillips
Tulo
Zimmerman
McCann
Holliday
Kemp
Ethier

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I think and hope Chipper Jones gets the starting gig.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holliday over Rasmus/Braun? Tough call

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have to vote for a shit 3rd player for the OF, gives Kemp and Ethier the best chance….

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Afternoon everyone.

Good day for Dodger baseball or what?

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s always a good day when you wake up knowing Clayton Kershaw will be pitching in Dodger Blue that afternoon.

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by G.Scott on Apr 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m drinking, it’s a great day

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by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT’S what I like to hear! Good sport.
;-)

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Broxton’s number were that bad.

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

My coworker is arguing that Padilla is a better option to replace Broxton than Kuo when he gets healthy. Should I jump over my cubicle and beat the bejesus out of him?

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

its not an unreasonable argument with all factors considered

but as for now, it is a moot argument for the Donnie has spoken

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I in that cubicle because I don’t think that is crazy until we see how Padilla adapts to the role and how Kuo comes back from his latest mental/physical problem.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be

“all factors considered”

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is one of the factors considered “he is Vicente Padilla?”

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

great talent, nickel head

I love watching him pitch, when is not being an idiot he can be a joy to watch

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

and his .680 OPS against as a Dodger

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does that compare to most relievers, honest question?

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by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011 NL relievers

.239/.315/.351, .667 OPS against

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not an apples to apples comparison since Padilla’s numbers are as a starter. Only time will tell how good (or bad) he will be as a reliever.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, lower than I thought.

Padilla should benefit from moving to relief in theory.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

starters have a .734 OPS against BTW

by Eric Stephen on Apr 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a fair question since he has to pitch in relief until this past weekend?

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

your question is sure as shit the right question

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you consider that Padilla is going to get better as a reliever I don’t see why not.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo has a mental problem?

I usually rely on Plashcke et al to inform me about the mental fortitude of the Dodgers…when did Kuo develop a mental problem?!

That was tongue in cheek, but in all seriousness, I didn’t know that Kuo’s mentality was being questioned…unless you mean his historically atrocious Aprils?

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by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a mental problem in the sense that his brain is sending the wrong singles to his arm so he’s lost some motor control.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish, but when he went on the DL there was some talk it was more mental then physical, I posted the quote, it was coming from within Dodger people so not media made up stuff.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

in related news

he keeps on stabbing himself in the cheek with his fork every time he tries to eat

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming from you, it’s not so crazy. Coming from the guy who called Padilla the Dodgers’ true ace last year makes me want to punch him in the face.

by ishXdavid on Apr 26, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just biding my time until Tolleson makes his rounds

I have a gut feeling he’s our long-term fix at closer and we don’t know it, yet…

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a gut feeling I was hungry and I was right

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a hello to you, Joe. Most everything going fine for you today?

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Betting on old single A closers would normally leave you empty handed. Forget normally, how about just about always. I’m interested in any historical comp

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

his K rate is off the charts – or am I thinking about someone else

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, off the charts, really off the charts

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is the only thing that doesn’t make Rosin’s suggestion completely merit less

there are people that defy the rules, you win more betting on the norms, but not everyone fits

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have just said its way too early with Tolleson.

I still think Kenley will end up being the closer for at least a couple seasons. That’s all they’re good for these days anyway.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Tolleson would be lucky to get a 9 K/9 in AA.

by silverwidow on Apr 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably right

but he has done enough that now I want to see it

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay grounded

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why you want to piss in my cheerios because…

forget it, I can’t even fake it

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people thought it was way too early for the Angels to bring up K-Rod, and he goes on to carve up the opposition in the playoffs on their way to a WS title. In baseball, you just never know how these things will turn out.

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is why we love the game

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that and spitting seeds

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but even K-Rod had like 3.5 years in the minors and dominated in AA and AAA. Tolleson is older so he could easily be here by his 3rd pro year, but its still early.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bear in mind that much of his time lost was due to TJ recovery. Beyond that, he’s been pretty much light’s out since entering pro-ball. He needs a real challenge soon.

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

roll the dice with him, at his age no sense in protecting shit

throw him up a level or two and see if the wolves get him

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea he will get his chance. Like I said, he hasn’t even had a full year of pro ball yet.

by BFDC on Apr 26, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does need to be in AA very quickly, not fair what he’s doing to the kids. I would love for this story to continue but my blue heart has many scars so I don’t give the love so easily anymore.

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by meercatjohn on Apr 26, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scars add character, though.
;-)

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

I can see Phil looking wistfully towards a AA mound and saying under his breath….

“Baby we can go the distance but you are going to have to make me fall in love with you”

by Hollywood Joe on Apr 26, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time machine to 4/26/2010

I’m just biding my time until Jansen makes his rounds
I have a gut feeling he’s our long-term fix at closer and we don’t know it, yet…

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey

Mosley and Pacquiao are fighting

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

pacquiao and mayweather

still only fighting about that stupid defamation claim manny sued mayweather over re comments about drug testing.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Apr 26, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. And that makes me a sad panda.

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by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the only fight I want to see and would pay for right now. Probably is never going to happen. Or will happen once these fighters are going downhill and it wont mean as much anymore.

by uschris0304 on Apr 26, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the speculation is now confirmed?

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by NotJoeTorre on Apr 26, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

and I still haven’t graduated beyond the 16-bit era. Man, I’m so old…

by rosinbag42 on Apr 26, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh goody, FS Marlins

I HAVE SEEN THIS STUPID WALKOFF HIT FIVE TIMES ALREADY

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by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you want them to do, interview some fans about it?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Apr 26, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no

I just saw it twice more just now

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on Apr 26, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“excuse me, ma’am. Can you tell us what you saw?”

“Well that guy down there in the pinstripes, he swung that bat and I heard a…like a crack sound, and next thing I knew this baseball was flying right toward us.”

by Josie Becker on Apr 26, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'd have to actually *find* some.

Too hard!

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by underdog on Apr 26, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay someone gets it.

@andrewngrant

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