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LIMERICK 4/162: AND AUBREY IS A GIRL'S NAME; OR, I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO COME UP WITH A CLEVER RHYME FOR "TEJADA"


That was a fun game, once we were settled.  Did 50,000 people really want that freakin' ugly Dodger snuggie? 

I missed the excitement of the first inning, and I was impressed by Kuroda mowing 'em down.  Got a scare in the eighth but good to know that we can always count on Tejada to pop up the first pitch after Gurrier walked one dude to load the bases and walked the next dude to force in a run.  Thank you, Miguel.  You were almost the subject of today's limerick.  But I am lazy and your name is difficult to rhyme ("Luke, I am your fadda?"  Hmm.)  So we'll join the Aubrey Huff pig pile instead.

The Giants got tripped up and crossed.

They bobbed, and they dove, and they tossed.

Here's a cookie, that's tough.

They’d leave in a Huff

But that guy would just get them lost.



                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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