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Dodgers-Rockies Lineup One Act

Or the first adventure of Dodger and Oliver. 

 

 

Dodger:  Hey, Oliver, glorious day, i'n'it? I want you to meet my friend Rocky.

Oliver: How d'ya do mate? What do you do for a living?

Rocky: I'm a Fowler. I hunt, shoot, and sell wildfowl. 

Oliver: Righto. Hey have you seen the new Spilborghs movie?

Rocky: The one about Gonzalez, the son of Gonzalo. I dunno, I didn't get why Gonzalo was all that great. 

Dodger: That's cause your wit is too low. Tulowitzki, n'est c pas?

Rocky: Didn't you think it was a little far fetched when he had to battle Lopez, the wolf son, in a battle to the death. I mean it seemed like a good place to stop, but c'mon. 

Oliver: And Lopez did weigh about a Helton. Which is way heavier than a HeavenTon. 

Dodger: What about a Wigginton?

Rocky: No need to get wiggy. Hey go Iannetta, I see some wildfowl over there. 

Oliver: Bunch of fools be Chacin some fowl, gonna go see if I can buy a cow.

Dodger: 'at don't rhyme you rappin' fool 

-fin-

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