This wasn't what I was promised!  The literature clearly stated the pitching would be awesome and they'd have trouble scoring runs! 

What a frustrating game, only to surpass all of its previous frustrations in the final inning.  Nothing else to say.

Oh well.  Off tomorrow, reset the system and get the Padres. 

Here's imagining Colletti looks at what he said about Kemp last year and thinks it's time to trot out a similar rant against today's SP. 

Below average.  He on marijuana?
He use up all of his mana?
Or does he feel
That with his new deal
That he should be dating Rihanna?