Paulie World: White Sox Preview
Manager: Ozzie Guillen (20-25) (620-560)
Current: White Sox are playing right to their potential with a pythag of 20 - 25. Eight games out of first place, things might be hopeless if not for the fact they are chasing a Cleveland Indian team who will eventually come back to earth. Every lineup I look at these days seems to have major offensive problems and the White Sox are no exception. The every day lineup boasts six players with an OPS under .700. What is shocking is seeing the name of Adam Dunn on this list. Dunn has been as consistent a hitter as you could ask for, yet here we sit 40 games into the season and he's still struggling. Considering the ball park they play in, this offense is putrid. Konerko and Quentin provide the only substantial offense, Ramirez is holding is own, and everyone else blows chunks.
Outlook: With the pitching they have this team should be much better then what they have done so far. They have a great hitter who might get going in Dunn, two hitters in Rios and Beckham you have to hope can get going and a solid rotation who just got back Jake Peavy. Even without Peavy the rotation has been one of the best in the AL with an xFIP of 3.74 (Rotation) and .358 (Bullpen). Would not surprise me if this team still makes a run.
Disabled List: Mark Teahen
Old Friends: Paul Konerko, Edwin Jackson, Juan Pierre, Will Ohman(more of an old enemy)
Positions:
Player OPS+ Age PA 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS Pos Brent Lillibridge 161 27 45 1 0 3 5 4 13 .297 .386 .568 .954 9/84D7 Paul Konerko 147 35 188 5 0 10 32 19 27 .307 .378 .521 .899 *3/D Carlos Quentin 136 28 181 15 0 9 26 14 25 .253 .343 .519 .862 *9/D Omar Vizquel 107 44 55 3 0 0 5 3 3 .327 .358 .388 .746 *5/46 Alexei Ramirez 107 29 181 6 1 5 16 16 21 .270 .339 .411 .750 *6 Lastings Milledge 102 26 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .500 .750 /*7 Adam Dunn 91 31 159 10 0 4 19 23 51 .203 .321 .368 .689 *D/3 Mark Teahen 78 29 60 2 0 1 4 7 16 .226 .317 .321 .637 5/3D79 Juan Pierre 67 33 194 4 1 0 9 14 16 .247 .314 .282 .596 *7/D Gordon Beckham 62 24 158 7 0 3 13 7 36 .210 .263 .322 .584 *4/D A.J. Pierzynski 61 34 148 4 0 1 12 6 8 .246 .281 .297 .578 *2 Alexis Rios 56 30 173 6 0 3 10 13 21 .203 .266 .297 .563 *8 Ramon Castro 54 35 37 1 0 1 3 2 12 .200 .243 .314 .558 *2/D Brent Morel 51 24 98 5 0 1 11 0 13 .229 .237 .313 .550 *5 Dallas McPherson 40 30 8 0 0 0 0 0 3 .250 .250 .250 .500 /*53
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1st Base: Paul Konerko seems to be getting better with age. Two years after noted baseball writer Joe Sheehan predicted the end of Konerko he has put up his two best seasons. Paulie was always solid but at age 34 he was touching the 1.000 OPS barrier last year as he slugged 39 home runs. This year he is still mashing his way to a .899 OPS with 10 bombs which I'm sure without even looking is twice the whole Dodger infield has managed. For his career he's now launched 375 home runs. From 1999 - 2011 he ranks 6th in home runs hit. Tied with him is Carlos Delgado. For 100 TBLA Points name the five players who rank above him.
2nd Base: In 2009 at only 22 years old Gordon Beckham hit like the 8th pick of the 2008 draft by posting an .802 OPS in 430 plate appearances. He seemed destined for stardom as they moved him from3rd base to 2nd base but he has fallen off the yellow brick road and is now a lousier player then Aaron Miles, Jamey Carroll, and possibly Juan Castro. At age 24 he is sporting an OPS of .584 and is a good reason why the White Sox offense just can't get going.
Shortstop: Alexis Ramirez is having his best offensive season which puts him right in the middle for SS in the AL. His OPS+ is 107. He is the only other White Sox besides Paulie and Quentin who is helping not killing the offense.
3rd Base: Brent Morel beat out Mark Teahen for the gig this spring but has done everything possible to lose it since then. He is by far the worst offensive 3rd baseman in the AL, with an OPS+ of 51. Problem is that Mark Teahen has not been much better when he's been given the chance. This is their black hole, problem is, it is just one of many.
Catcher:Dodgers did get lucky this winter when AJ Pierzynski decided to spurn the Dodgers offer and stay with the White Sox. Another black hole offensively for the Sox, AJ would be the worst offensive option among regular catchers if not for Miguel Olivo. Good God Russell Martin is having a killer year for the Yankee's. Top of the leaderboard.
Right Fielder:Carlos Quentin is doing what many of us thought he'd do if we could have pried him away from the White Sox to fill our LF problem. Good thing the White Sox did not trade him as he's paired up with Paulie to provide the only offense this team has. His OPS+ of 136 ranks among the top right fielders in the AL. So far he's stayed healthy which is the key for him.
Center Fielder: Alexis Rios is the worst offensive regular CF in baseball. When you combine his production with his $12,000,000 salary he might just be the worst value in baseball, even in a world where Vernon Wells exists. His TSL stands at .203/.266/.297. He had a similar year in 2009 but had bounced back in 2010, yet here he is again. Tony Gwynn Junior must look at this contract and production and wonder what he did wrong in life.
Left Fielder: Juan Pierre is having a dreadful offensive and defensive season. He's only making $8,500,000 to be this bad (3.5 Mill paid by Dodgers). According to WAR he's the worse LF in baseball. According to his offense he's only the 3rd worst LF in baseball with similarly high paid Left fielders Vernon Wells / Carl Crawford still below him. When fans keep asking for the Dodgers to open the checkbook to fill the void in LF, just remember what you sometimes get.
DH: Adam Dunn might be the most shocking suckitude on this team. No left handed hitter has provided more consistent power over the last decade then Adam Dunn but that is what is missing this year. Power. Only four home runs in 159 plate appearances. Sure the appendectomy has to be part of the story but that was 140 plate appearances ago.
Player HR From To Age PA BA OBP SLG OPS Adam Dunn 358 2001 2011 21-31 6224 .249 .379 .517 .896 Jim Thome 358 2001 2011 30-40 5403 .271 .399 .569 .967 David Ortiz 337 2001 2011 25-35 5952 .282 .378 .558 .937 Carlos Delgado 283 2001 2009 29-37 5227 .278 .383 .539 .922 Jason Giambi 270 2001 2011 30-40 4981 .266 .408 .524 .932 Barry Bonds 268 2001 2007 36-42 3465 .325 .531 .731 1.262 Ryan Howard 262 2004 2011 24-31 3950 .277 .369 .568 .937 Carlos Pena 235 2001 2011 23-33 4438 .240 .352 .487 .839 Todd Helton 232 2001 2011 27-37 6321 .321 .426 .539 .966 Jim Edmonds 230 2001 2010 31-40 4386 .278 .382 .540 .923 Aubrey Huff 229 2001 2011 24-34 6154 .281 .344 .473 .817 Raul Ibanez 221 2001 2011 29-39 6141 .286 .349 .481 .830 Bobby Abreu 212 2001 2011 27-37 7113 .290 .395 .476 .871 J.D. Drew 205 2001 2011 25-35 5048 .281 .389 .500 .889 Prince Fielder 201 2005 2011 21-27 3706 .280 .384 .535 .919
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Bench: Mark Teahen (on DL), Omar Vizquel - I kid you not he's still playing, Brent Lillibride, backup catcher Ramon Castro, and Dallas McPherson. It is possible we will see McPherson play 3rd base as they try to inject offense into the lineup. Hard to believe the one time 3rd baseman of the future for the Angels is now 30 years old.
Starting Pitching:
| Game | Pitcher | Triple Stat Line ERA/FIP/xFIP |
| Game One | Philip Humber | 2.91 / 3.20 / 4.05 |
| Game Two | Mark Buehrle | 4.07 / 3.58 / 4.27 |
| Game Three | Edwin Jackson | 4.53 / 3.40 / 3.58 |
White Sox have so much good starting pitching they are going with a six man rotation now that Jake Peavy is back in the saddle. You can understand why, no one has pitched poorly enough to get removed from the rotation. Silly Twins they made a bad enough trade when the dealt Santana, but the guy who might end up being the best of the lot that they got back they simply released, and now he's doing good work for their competition. Humber has the pedigree of being a number one pick, kind of shocking the Twins just let him go like that. Humber added his slider back this season, which might account for his success so far.
Player IP Age G GS GF W L SV H ER BB SO ERA+ HR OPS OPS+ Gavin Floyd 60.1 28 9 9 0 5 3 0 54 26 15 51 105 7 .683 88 Mark Buehrle 59.2 32 9 9 0 3 3 0 66 27 17 31 100 4 .744 105 John Danks 58.1 26 9 9 0 0 6 0 63 28 22 42 94 6 .761 110 Edwin Jackson 55.2 27 9 9 0 3 5 0 65 28 22 45 90 4 .776 113 Philip Humber 45.1 28 9 7 0 3 3 0 32 16 11 26 128 2 .550 52 Jesse Crain 20.1 29 17 0 6 1 1 0 11 6 8 21 155 1 .461 29 Sergio Santos 20.0 27 16 0 11 2 0 6 8 0 9 23 0 .389 10 Tony Pena 15.2 29 13 0 7 0 1 0 19 11 8 13 65 2 .813 120 Chris Sale 15.1 22 15 0 5 2 0 1 16 9 8 18 78 3 .836 128 Jake Peavy 15.0 30 2 2 0 1 0 0 10 4 0 12 172 0 .444 22 Matt Thornton 13.1 34 15 0 7 0 3 1 20 9 7 15 68 2 .875 140 Jeff Gray 13.1 29 6 0 5 0 0 0 13 4 4 7 154 1 .708 95 Will Ohman 11.2 33 15 0 3 0 0 0 14 8 4 13 68 2 .857 133
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Bullpen:
Setup: Matt Thornton is back to setting up after failing as the closer at the beginning of the year. For those who do not know Thornton, just think of Kuo when Kuo was the best left handed setup man in the NL. Thornton was that guy in the AL. Like Kuo, Thornton has also struggled in 2011 and by the numbers, he's the worst pitcher in the bullpen right now, though it does look like he's pitched better lately. Most of his numbers are skewed because of some horrific outings but he's still clearly not the man he was in years past. He's helped out by the rejuvenated live arm of Jesse Crain who used to do good work for the Twins. Right now Crain is dealing a WHIP of 0.934 with dominance to match. Top pitching prospect Chris Sale and ex Diamondback Tony Pena fill out the right handed bullpen. Will Ohman handles the left hand gig that Thornton doesn't.
Closer:If you wonder can Kenley Jansen make the quick jump to closer look no further then Sergio Santos who made the same jump Kenley did last year from failed SS to hard throwing setup man to closer this year. Originally one of the best setup man of the past few years Matt Thornton was going to close but he failed to do the job, so they turned to Santos, and boy has he delivered. He's yet to give up an earned run in 20 innings, using his three pitch repertoire of 96 FB, 86 Slider, and change up. He will walk a few hitters but he makes up for that by not allowed very many hits, only 8 in 20 innings.
Matchup Notes:
Dodgers historically are awful in interleague play on the road. This is not a good time for that trend to continue, they best break out some bats. Andre in particular, these streaks of his are maddening.
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Who knows with Donny
maybe Navarro or Castro
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Uribe is bound to be tight or sore somewhere at least once this weekend, so I think he’ll DH at least once.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe Ethier could
it might give him a mental day off. Any word on Furcal?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
oh my fucking god
we have to use the dh. we need to find a way to put less of the guys on our roster on the field, not more..
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on May 20, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no way
wow…..that’s awful.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
rumor has it
Macho Man slept with Stephanie McMahon when she was like 15. Thats why they never mended fences. Everyone gets a second chance (or third or fourth or fifth) in pro wrestling. You have to something supremely fucked up to get shown the door..
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on May 20, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
never heard about that
what I heard is he just didn’t get along with anyone in WWE, and then went to WCW for more money and the chance to actually wrestle.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
The weird thing about the Stephanie rumor is that no one has ever denied it.
by silverwidow on May 20, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
When Stephanie got married to Triple H, I thought she was so hot.
by Michael White on May 20, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
once stephanie and hhh go together they started to lose me
the angle with chris jericho at wrestlemania was the absolute worst. the final straw was hhh having sex with a mannequin in a coffin.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on May 20, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Miss Elizabeth died a couple of years ago, too.
by wonderphenom on May 20, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I think she was with Lex at the time and pain killers were involved.
by silverwidow on May 20, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
pain killers
and booze
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
she died in his house
supposedly it was a den of pills.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on May 20, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Patton Oswalt tells me it’s a sign of the rapture that Randy Savage was taken from us today.
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
OH
YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Man, as if this week weren't bad enough, Dodgers and otherwise
now I get some Giants fan acquaintance of mine tweeting me a link to that Ethier photo as proof Dodgers are class-less. I mean, who gives a crap, but Giants fans are such sanctimonious asses sometimes.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Gets worse
Jerry West now working for the Golden State Warriors
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Evil is unabated!
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Ethier just wanted the photographer to stop. That said what is Ethier’s issue which pictures fuckin weirdo…. If he was a comic book hero you would just have to take pictures of him to defeat him….. He probably wakes up in the middle of the night screaming and his wife wonders what? what? Oh my god babe, I had the worst dream, there was photographers everywhere, and they were all taking pictures of me, it was a fuckin nightmare!!
by uschris0304 on May 20, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He probably wakes up in the middle of the night screaming and his wife wonders what? what? Oh my god babe, I had the worst dream, there was photographers everywhere, and they were all taking pictures of me, it was a fuckin nightmare!!
If that weren’t a legit nightmare that a lot of professional athletes go through, it’d be a funny image.
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
can't you just message him back
lol Barry Bonds
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Speaking of Bonds
I saw Barry Bonds in front of the Giants club house and told him that I had good news and bad news for him.
"What do you want first?" I asked.
"Give me the bad news," he said.
"I better give you the good news first, Barry," I said. "You are going to sign two dozen baseballs for me."
"What’s the bad news?" he asked.
"You are going to go into the clubhouse and get the balls."
By golly he walked right into the clubhouse, got the balls and signed them for me.
Can you believe that?
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
What use would Tommy Lasorda have with two dozen Barry Bonds autographed baseballs?
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
Lasorda then un-stitched the baseballs, transforming his Bonds signatures into a signed confession from Bonds stating that he took steroids and HGH. Turns out, Lasorda didn’t finish the project in time for the Bonds trial, and thus Barry skated.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s awesoke
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I ended up tweeting back and forth (sent him that LA Times article with what happened)
and got him admit he basically doesn’t like Ethier because he’s a Dodger and is a good hitter. So now we’re cool. ;0)
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Sox sound horrible
I predict them to sweep
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
us or them?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
So part time 1st baseman Jason Giambi hit more home runs in one game last night then our first baseman might hit all year.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
He earned his keep with one night’s play!
by wonderphenom on May 20, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of 1B
from Rays’ beat writer Marc Topkins:
Rays DFA 1B Dan Johnson and option RHP Rob Delaney, call up OF Justin Ruggiano and activate LHP J.P. Howell
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
they're using Kotchman right?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
He was part of my winter plan for the Dodgers:)
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude
has paid some serious dues in AAA since we dealt him.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised if Loney hits at least one in Philly, too.
If he’s still playing then.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
for the points
A-Rod
Manny
Thome
Pujols
Vlad Guerrero
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions
Winner
Was starting to doubt anyone read that far.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Player HR From To Age PA BA OBP SLG OPS Pos
Alex Rodriguez 515 1999 2011 23-35 8099 .299 .393 .578 .971 *56/D
Jim Thome 428 1999 2011 28-40 6716 .272 .401 .562 .964 *3D
Albert Pujols 415 2001 2011 21-31 6979 .329 .423 .618 1.041 *37/59D64
Manny Ramirez 401 1999 2011 27-39 6851 .317 .420 .597 1.017 *7D9
Vladimir Guerrero 390 1999 2011 24-36 7584 .320 .385 .562 .947 *9D/7
Paul Konerko 368 1999 2011 23-35 7465 .283 .359 .505 .864 *3D/5
Carlos Delgado 368 1999 2009 27-37 6619 .285 .392 .555 .947 *3/D
Adam Dunn 358 2001 2011 21-31 6224 .249 .379 .517 .896 *739/D
Andruw Jones 355 1999 2011 22-34 7009 .257 .341 .490 .831 *8/D973
Barry Bonds 351 1999 2007 34-42 4506 .316 .505 .712 1.217 *7/D
David Ortiz 347 1999 2011 23-35 6455 .281 .377 .548 .925 *D3
Jason Giambi 346 1999 2011 28-40 6340 .278 .416 .540 .956 *3D/5
Lance Berkman 338 1999 2011 23-35 6991 .297 .410 .548 .958 3798/D
Sammy Sosa 336 1999 2007 30-38 4800 .283 .371 .579 .950 *9D/8
Carlos Lee 335 1999 2011 23-35 7686 .286 .338 .493 .831 *7/D3
Chipper Jones 332 1999 2011 27-39 7147 .308 .413 .546 .959 *57/D6
Alfonso Soriano 325 1999 2011 23-35 6559 .276 .325 .509 .834 *47/D856
Troy Glaus 319 1999 2010 22-33 6173 .255 .360 .496 .856 *53/D6
Todd Helton 309 1999 2011 25-37 7674 .325 .427 .558 .985 *3/D
Gary Sheffield 307 1999 2009 30-40 6062 .295 .395 .527 .922 97D/35
Jermaine Dye 301 1999 2009 25-35 6395 .277 .345 .501 .846 *9/D8637
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
For points
Andruw jones
Pinole
Manny Ramirez
A Rod
Jim Thome
by Dodgermanramon on May 20, 2011 10:05 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
good guess
A Jones was 15 shy of the top five
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
After the last thread...
I now want someone like Brandon Phillips on this team :)
Oh, and tell the Giants fan that smoking pot is okay, but giving the bird is ridiculous
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions
Normally I’d be much okay with a player smoking pot then flipping off a fan but in this case I’d side on Andre since the fan was persistently a dick.
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
And
In the grand scheme of things it is not a huge deal. I imagine almost all baseball players could be driven to that point. They are human, male, and they get annoyed.
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
woman never get annoyed
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
You know that was not my general statement….but male athletes that thing they are awesome tend to get annoyed at some point.
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You guys are working for the wrong company
I just got offered pie to do my job faster.
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
Sorry Dude
My company has beer in the fridge and a Wii near my desk
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by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
that is irresponsible
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
having a Wii near your desk
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Could hurt someone with it. I nearly killed my dog (and broke my hand) when I was playing a boxing game.
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
He sucks at every game
except the retrieve game. But that’s murder on the controllers
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
by mleadman on May 20, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know…that is at home. Just ordered LA Noire, and my CF in MLB SHow just signed with AAA
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
wine in the break room
32 inch flat screen also, company owned Golf Course (free to me). Big Ass Kick Ass ski mountain 10 minutes from office. I really like where I am at, but pie would be nice.
jumping on the Jerry Sands bandwagon early, April 18th 2011.
by MammothDodger on May 20, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
owned
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Back to the Dodgers
While I was umpiring last night, my son asked my wife to turn on the Dodgers (radio) during bath time. She was like “I don’t know if they are on” and he said “Just try mommy” and then Vin filled the room
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Obstruction
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Allen Webster and Gould starting today
With Webster up against the Angels top pitching prospect, Tyler Skaggs. Should be a good one.
hopefully that kid is lights out
cuz that deal looked like a pile of shit for az
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on May 20, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Weird and concidental timing
Darren Rovell tweeted this link about a North Carolina plant that produced Slim Jims is shutting down today. They will still be produced out of a different plant.
Couple things from the last thread. UZR hates Kemp’s defense, but he is a +2 in DRS and dWar on baseball reference. Combining the three, I would be comfortable in saying he’s been average this year (which is what my eyes say). Also agree with Eric in that using UZR in their seasonal WAR is idiotic by fangraphs. With 1/4 of the season, the data is minimal and it makes up a huge part of their calculations. Just by looking at the top 10, there are guys with +3, 4 and 5 in UZR, which gives them a huge WAR boost this early. It’s amazing that Kemp is still so high even after the huge defensive penalty.
Also, I disagree with GScott in terms of long toss and changing a player’s routine. If you’ve done something for so long and conditioned yourself to do something, changing it just isnt smart. Changing the mechanics of Trevor Bauer and changing his routine is just asking for an injury, even moreso than his current mechanics and routine. I’m of the idea that basically all pitchers will get hurt eventually, so let them do what feels natural and just dont fuck with what they have done for the last 13-14 years of their life unless they arent having any success.
by UCLADodger32 on May 20, 2011 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You don’t do long toss as an 8 year old. Assuming he started when everyone else starts long toss (when you’re able to finally get the ball passed like 150 feet without a ton of hops or a huge arc), he’s likely only been long tossing for 3-5 years. People smoke for decades, it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t try to stop.
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
Slim Jims
horrible snack, or most horrible snack?
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
Just horrible, because whatever those dog biscuit looking things are with the middle a different color (Combos?) have to be #1.
I used to like Combos as a kid. The pizza ones.
by silverwidow on May 20, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Takis
would like to have a word with you.
"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
how can we be having this conversation
macho mans body is barely cold
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on May 20, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
right about now it
is as cold as ice
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
That looks like the peak of his roid usage.
by silverwidow on May 20, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Macho Man would want it this way
I will toss you in slow-rec softball
by robotmadeofnails on May 20, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I missed the threads
Any comments on the fact that Andre went from 30 game hitting streak to longest streak of games of games without a hit in no time flat?
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fuck
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t realize he was 0-for-21 until you just mentioned that.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Vinny said his hitless game streak is the longest in his career. We know he is streaky but going from longest game hit streak to longest hitless game streak is taking it to the extremes.
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Are commentators
allowed to swear on ESPN boards?
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Was just curious if we are tbe only main stream site (connected to yahoo) that allows it.
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
and maybe that is why we poll so well with the Southern demographic:)
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Gould and Webster will
both see the major leagues before Withrow and Martin. True or False
Jerkin the Merkin will be see in Dodger Stadium before Sept. True or False
Sands will hit his 10th double before his 1st home run. True or False
Whoever is the DH, will perform no better then our LF/1st base options so far this year. True or False
As well as Jamey Carroll is hitting, his complete inability to get a hit with runners in scoring position (2 for 25), innings 7-9 (12 for 50) is doing the team more harm then the good of his OBP%. True or False
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
i say
False
True
False
False
True
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
My guesses
1. True
2. False
3. True
4. True
5. False
by bhsportsguy on May 20, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
F – Withrow may, but can’t say Withrow AND Martin
T
T
T
F
by Julio Nievas on May 20, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
But saying Gould AND Webster is tough too.
But I agree with you.
by Michael White on May 20, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll go
False—lots of variables for that to happen just so
True—he might be fodder’s fodder, but look at who else we’ve seen
True—doubles are easier than homers
True—DH is a disadvantage for this team
False—I refuse to believe Carroll can do anything wrong :)
that's weird
guess that means Gwynn in CF
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
Ridic that Furcal is not back on the team with Castro saying by bye
Gwynn
Miles
Andre
Kemp
Uribe
Loney
Gibbons
Barajas
Carroll
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
he bumped his knee last game, heard they were being cautious.
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
Will New Mexico be his wounded knee?
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Mitchell little dinker ground ball for single that does not go past the pitching mound, vicious line drive to left field for an out.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
wha?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
That's baseball in a nutshell
I almost think I read his lips at first base saying that to Huff.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Rancho Cucamonga is giving away 1500 Kershaw bobbles today
Guess they had plenty left over.
It was a regularly scheduled giveaway night. Though, yeah, I’m sure they had a bunch left over.
No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.
You're right.
It has apparently been on the schedule all along as Kershaw bobble night. Nothing to see here, apparently. Though I wonder what happens to the leftover bobbleheads from DS that night.
A few years ago at Manny’s bobblehead night several thousand people went home without one. I’m sure attendance was near an all time high that night and they probably have a clause like “first 50,000” so that no one is guaranteed a bobblehead, but I watched people in some sections being handed 2 and 3 as the crowd was still pouring in, only to run out before the first pitch.
I’m sure that too many fans coming to the game is a problem any organization is thrilled to have, given the alternative.
ocassionally
I posted something on an article claiming that Loney usually hit 8th in the lineup yesterday.
I used to post there all the time. I don’t mean to be “the guy who corrects fangraphs,” and I really like the site, I think they do good work 90% of the time.
Even though the Clippers traded first round pick
ended up as the number one overall pick, the Lakers have had lousy couple of weeks with Magic calling for the team to get blown up, Kareem spouting off about unfairness and now Jerry West taking a consulting role with the Golden State Warriors.
None of those things are real though. I guess the West thing is, but Kareem and Magic can talk until they are blue in the face and it won’t matter.
by Michael White on May 20, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah especially when Kyrie Irving is an absolute stud
by SeanMillerSavior on May 20, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll believe a Duke player is an absolute stud when I see it.
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you see Elton Brand? Or going back further, Grant Hill?
But in general, yeah, not the best pros given the talent at Duke.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I believe Phil’s position regarding EB was one phenomenal year, the rest were solidly above average but not stud.
by Michael White on May 20, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Grant Hill started the parade
Elton is good, absolute stud, not sure it applies
Battier been the best of bunch since then and there have been many pretenders.
That said I hope he is awesome for Cleveland.
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, are you saying Hill wasn’t a good pro?
Dude was on a HOF path before injuries ruined him.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I’m saying he was the first of the great parade of great Duke college players and the only one I’d consider an absolute stud
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotcha
I was lacing up my boxing gloves for a second :)
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn't a typical Duke player
This is a one and done player, who gave up the opportunity to play for Coach K for 3 or 4 years.
by SeanMillerSavior on May 20, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Stephon Marbury – Not Duke but one and done and oh such a talent
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by Phil Gurnee on May 20, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I would mock you (because I don’t believe this to be true) but you did own me with your George > Aminu call, so you’ve got some slack with me.
by Michael White on May 20, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I see the CP3 comparisons with Kyrie
We will see tho, only time can tell
by SeanMillerSavior on May 20, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Good guys (on CSN broadcast)
Pierre LF
Ramirez SS
Dunn DH
Konerko 1B
Quentin RF
Rios CF
Castro C
Beckham 2B
Morel 3B
Humber P
LOL at good guys
I cringe whenever I hear those Sox announcers
by eitherethier on May 20, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
They gone!
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Don't think I'm going to stick with Verizon very long
this is the only reason Im sticking with at&t but Im sure they will revoke it soon enough. data consumption is only going to be exponentially bigger.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on May 20, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
On the bright side recent court rulings make it so AT&T can take it away and not even tell you.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on May 20, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions






















