Unlikely Heroes Deliver Improbable Win For Dodgers In Chicago
The script called for the Dodgers to lose 3-2, their offense falling just short of supporting another quality start from their pitching staff. For 8 2/3 innings, it looked like that would be the case, but after Russ Mitchell decided to improvise the Dodgers yes anded their way to a 6-4 win over the White Sox in 10 innings at U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
Things were bleak when Juan Uribe left the game in the bottom of the seventh with a strained left hip flexor. In the eighth inning, the White Sox elected to walk Matt Kemp with first base open to load the bases for Uribe's replacement, Juan Castro. Castro struck out, and James Loney grounded out to end what looked like the Dodgers' final threat.
Until Russ Mitchell, that is. Mitchell was 1-for-14 on the season when he stepped to the plate with two outs in the ninth inning. Mitchell launched a home run off closer Sergio Santos to tie the game, the first run allowed by Santos in 21 innings this season. But the Dodgers weren't done, as the Dodgers rallied for three more off Santos in the 10th inning. Castro and Loney each drove in runs, redeeming themselves from their eighth inning struggles, and Jay Gibbons delivered the final run with a single.
It looked early like tonight would be a relatively high-scoring game. Kemp, starting his first-ever game at DH, blasted a two-run home run off Phillip Humber in the first inning, giving the Dodgers a 2-0 lead. Kemp joined select company, becoming the sixth Dodgers designated hitter to hit a home run in their 113 games in American League parks since interleague play began in 1997.
| Dodgers DH Home Runs | ||
| Player | Date | Opponent |
| Kemp | tonight | Chicago |
| Manny Ramirez | 6/19/10 | Boston |
| Luis Gonzalez | 6/22/07 | Tampa Bay |
| Olmedo Saenz | 6/12/04 | Boston |
| Mike Kinkade | 6/29/03 | Anaheim |
| Chad Kreuter | 6/16/01 | Anaheim |
| Mike Davis | 10/20/88* | Oakland |
| *World Series | ||
Ted Lilly began his game with the rule of fives. He retired the first five batters he faced, but then allowed five consecutive hits with two outs in the second inning, including two doubles and a home run, to fall behind 3-2. Then Lilly continued to do Ted Lilly things, and he retired 16 of the final 18 batters he faced. He pitched seven innings and allowed three runs, his fourth quality start on the season.
Humber pitched a solid game himself. He only allowed the two runs from the Kemp homer in his seven innings of work, and after a single to Ethier in the third inning Humber retired 14 of the final 15 batters he faced. There was no scoring after the second inning until Mitchell's home run in the ninth.
Kenley Jansen was magnificent, pitching a scoreless eighth and ninth innings, picking up his first win of the season. The Dodgers used Matt Guerrier, Scott Elbert, and Mike MacDougal to close out the win in the 10th inning.
Dodgers On The Mend
Before tonight's game, manager Don Mattingly addressed the status of several of the injured Dodgers. You can find more details from Ken Gurnick of MLB.com and Tony Jackson of ESPN Los Angeles. Here is a quick summary:
- Rafael Furcal will arrive in Chicago Saturday, and either be activated Sunday for the series finale, or Monday in Houston
- Casey Blake went through full workouts Friday. If he feels fine on Saturday, he will begin a rehab assignment with Triple A Albuqerque on either Sunday or Monday. Blake will likely be activated Friday for the homestand opener against Florida
- Aaron Miles sat out tonight, his second straight game missed, with a sore ribcage.
- Blake Hawksworth will pitch Monday and Wednesday on a rehab assignment with Class A Rancho Cucamonga. The Quakes are home on Monday and in Lancaster on Wednesday. Hawksworth is eligible to come off the DL on Friday.
- Vicente Padilla got an injection into his sore right forearm today, and could begin a throwing program soon. To me, that sounds like someone who will be back much later than the May 29 date on which he is eligible to return.
- Marcus Thames, on the DL with a quad strain, could begin a rehab assignment by next weekend
Notes
- Jamey Carroll had his first four-hit game as a Dodger, and the seventh of his career.
- Ethier snapped an 0-for-22 skid with a single in the third inning. Ethier also walked
- Adam Dunn, who was 0-for-3 with two strikeouts against Lilly and 0-for-1 off Scott Elbert, is 0-for-30 with three walks and 13 strikeouts against left-handed pitching this season
- Jerry Sands pinch hit for Tony Gwynn in the top of the eighth inning, then played the next two innings in center field, the first time Sands has played the position as a pro.
- Mike MacDougal became the fifth Dodger to get a save this season.
- The Dodgers are 4-0 in extra innings this season
- Ethier will be the designate hitter on Saturday
- Former White Sox pitcher Jon Garland takes the hill tomorrow in the second game of the series, against Mark Buehrle for Chicago
WP - Kenley Jansen (1-0): 2 IP, 1 hit, 2 strikeouts
LP - Sergio Santos (2-1): 1 1/3 IP, 5 hits, 4 runs, 1 walk, 2 strikeouts
Sv - Mike MacDougal (1): 1 up, 1 down
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so is Sands
in RF tomorrow then? Or does Kemp go there, with Gwynn in CF and Sands in LF?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Kemp will be in CF when he plays IMO.
I think they will put Sands in RF and Gwynn in LF
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
cool
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Russ Mitchell: Greatest American Hero
Immediately after I tweeted that “It’s all up to Russ Mitchell” were words no Dodgers fan wanted to hear, he jacked a home run.
For one day, Mitchell, I forgive you for everything.
Great win by the Dodgers, just because that is exactly the type of game they have been losing all year.
As a fan I needed that.
So with Uribe going down. Furcal tomorrow?
by Alex41592 on May 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
haha
you and me
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree with both of you. Though I think they wait a day if Miles can play.
Then just make the move on Sunday
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder
if they may activate Furcal early, if Uribe needs to go on the DL
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
that is good
but man it’s good to finally have it go our way
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
When Brox Kuo Padilla and the Hawk come back… I want to see Cormier and Troncoso go.. And… Sadly Elbert or Guerra will have to go..
by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on May 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
don't worry
I’m sure there will be plenty more injuries to come :)
by eitherethier on May 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Guerra will be the first to go
Elbert could stay on because he is a lefty
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Plenty of time for all those guys to comeback. Broxton and Kuo aren’t even close.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
z
“A guy named Russ Mitchell hit a home run to tie it for the Dodgers.”
MLBN on the Dodgers comeback. Seemed like they were lamenting the Sox loss rather then, celebrating the Dodger’s breaking the losing streak.
:/
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies and Giants both tied right now
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
hmmm.
The Dodgers are 4-0 in extra innings this season
obviously the key to the season is getting the game to extra innings
jumping on the Jerry Sands bandwagon early, April 18th 2011.
we were close
the last few games, just couldn’t get that hit
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Giami
hit another HR tonight
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
“Great Franking Win”
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 20, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Juan Uribe’s hip flexor injury happened in the field, per the Dodgers (reported by Josh Suchon on DodgerTalk)
figured that
keep us posted
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that's good
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
where is he?
AA right?
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
right
thanks
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to take advantage of the new SB Nation technology, Julio! :)
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome game
I’m fine with that line every time.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
How did Gould fare?
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
bases loaded, one out
for the Twins in the ninth, down by two
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
walked in a run
twins one back.
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
at the caption
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got back from Baltimore
and that was ugly. Bad Jake Arrieta and all, but the all you can eat section wasn’t bad.
saw the score
yikes!
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
also
In either the first or second inning, Felix Pie went for a foul ball in left field which went into the first row of the stands. He didn’t get the ball, but he did manage to knock someone’s beer cup in the air.
A fan near 3rd base jumped out onto the field and was arrested and escorted out of the park in cuffs. A few people in my section clapped, but there were louder boos overall in the park.
by StolenMonkey86 on May 20, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Where do they have it? In that RF section above the scoreboard?
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LF, just to the left of the bullpens on the club level. I had a few hot dogs, a few sodas, some popcorn and peanuts, a soft pretzel and a little ice cream cup. I had a salad for lunch.
If you walk down the hall in the club level you can see the trophy case for the WS trophies. They had one for 1970 and 1983. The first WS trophy was given out in 1967, so there was none for the 66 series, which was fine with me.
by StolenMonkey86 on May 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching that game was like being in a glass cage of emotions
Which I smashed in rage in the 8th and then had to reconstruct with bloody hands to house my tenuous joy
by lchristmas on May 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 5 recs
green it
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking ahead to tomorrow
Gotta think Jansen (32 pitches in 2 IP tonight) and Guerrier (pitched in back-to-back games) are not available tomorrow.
we got Elbert
and Guerra, and I gotta think Mac as well
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Right
I was just listing the guys who aren’t available.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Broxton, Padilla, Kuo also ;)
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 20, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, NOW it's cocktail time.
I wouldn’t say it’s the very best time of day, but I would say that raising children is difficult.
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being next to my brother
who has two of them, I can tell
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
today I got to relive funny stories from my childhood
"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully
Ummm apparently in Mommy and Me, my friend couldn’t sit up yet, and she would just lie there, all serene in frilly lace and bows and stuff. And I would go over to her with a toy and just throw it at her as hard as I could. My mom described it as, “PLAY WITH THIS FUCKING TOY, GOD DAMMIT!”
"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully
D backs
win
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies and Brewers still knotted?
Man, they each score 1 in the 13th.
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Now 6-5 Rockies
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Braun on first, one out, here comes Fielder, Brewers down by one in the 14th.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In play, run(s)
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fielder walk-off, 7-6 Brewers
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
saw that
bomb
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fan caught on camera with the double bird too. The happy kind.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for the help Prince
now go A’s!
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Double Bird is British slang
He’s got a girl on each arm.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just shocked it was Eric what said it : )
by Josie Becker on May 20, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to argue with that. Unless Miles feels OK, then he would play at 2B.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
RT@therealmattkemp
Big win 2nite!!! That’s BEASTMODE!!!
by StolenMonkey86 on May 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, man. Some small part of me thinks that is a good-natured dig at his former teammate, but a really, really big part of me hopes that it’s a mean-spirited dig at his former teammate.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
who would that be?
Pierre? They’re good friends, no?
Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.
Are they? I hear Pierre is a really nice guy, so it doesn’t surprise me.
But man, there was nobody whose game I hated more than Pierre’s.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
TW—
Oh, never mind.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If Dee Gordon can be as good as Pierre was his first few years then I can live with that.
Just need to trade him when his stock is high.
In my book, that’s only true if he can stick at shortstop.
Juan Pierre at short, especially if he’s cheap, is somebody you want.
But if Gordon can’t play SS, I think his value plummets.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Gordon's gonna be fun to watch, I predict and has a great personality.
Obviously you want a lot more than the latter from your SS. But if his fielding improves I think he’ll be fun to watch, if still an overrated prospect.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
There is maybe no player less likely to float Ned’s boat.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
.237/.323/.487 last year in 428 PA
.251/.347/.520 in 2009 in 505 PA
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Why get Russell Branyan when we have Kyle Russell?
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
put him in LF
and Sands to first? :)
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
last time Dodgers hit a ninth inning home run
and won in Extras.
April 3, 2002
Shawn Green, off of Dan Plesac. They just showed in on MLBN, with Plesac there.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Then they showed Cecil hitting one out of Milwaukee County Stadium off Plesac!
Love it.
by Eric Stephen on May 20, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
they always show that. never fails! I laughed when they had Jerry Hairston Jr, and they showed Plesac strike him out, then the next night, they showed the Cecil HR, Hairston got all in his face.
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
“last time Dodgers hit a ninth inning home run
and won in Extras.
April 3, 2002"
Really? Do we forget so soon?
I seem to recall a game where the Dodgers got not one, but four home runs in the 9th inning to tie, and won in extras with yet another home run.
September 18, 2006
Lest we forget.
by berkowit28 on May 20, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10884789
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 20, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
they said it, not me
i think they just wanted to humilate Plescac
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice win tonight
and best of all the “over” came through in the end. I missed the whole game. Was out at a Kids Lego building contest for 3-1/2 hours. It felt like I was at a Red Sox game.
that is really sad
i don’t care what uniform you’re wearing
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
no kidding
second deck, no doubter
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
NASA just confirmed that the baseball has re-entered the atmosphere. Looks like it will hit somewhere off the west coast of South America
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 20, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You Google Mapped Miller Park to see which way it faces, didn’t you?
Good work.
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
TWMBS
That’s what Marlon Brando -
Oh, I thought that said “butter.”
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I know delias man and Michael White will pull out the "Humma is a Red Sox fan" shit
But I see that the Yankees are now in third place.
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we're Dodger fans
we say, “fuck’em” in regards to the Yankees
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by Tommy Blackjack on May 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
True/False: These current standings (Rays, Red Sox, Yankees) could hold the rest of the season.
The Red Sox nation reaction to their slow start was ________.
Calling the Rays over was __________.
Orioles:Buck Showalter::Royals:__________
by Josie Becker on May 20, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but unlikely.
The Red Sox nation reaction to their slow start was Typical.
Calling the Rays over was Typical.
I disagree with part of this.
Orioles:Buck Showalter::Bride:Humma
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by Humma Kavula on May 20, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
aww, Humma. Your self depreciating humor makes me sad! You’re way better than Buck Showalter : )
by Josie Becker on May 20, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The Walk Beck to get to Parkman rule in full effect
A’s walking Huff to get to Posey
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Does anyone know the last time the Dodgers tied it in the 9th on a 2 out home run?
I honestly cant remember.
You all have me to thank for Mitchell's HR
You’re welcome
by The Dude Abides on May 20, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
good job! I just read that game thread for shits and giggles. Nice!
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Just read this on South Side Sox:
James Loney is one of the worst regular first baseman in the game today. His bat would be great for a guy playing a key defensive position, but at first base it makes him highly replaceable. Homeruns aren’t everything, but when you finish last at the position for the stat while not really contributing much else, you’re a drain on your team. He will hit no more than 12 homeruns this season, will have a well below-average wOBA, and will most likely end up non-tendered and losing his job to the cheaper Jerry Sands.
Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.
Woo hoo! Ridiculous game and we'll take those last two innings in a heartbeat.
I saw Mitchell’s HR via Gameday only, was about to play soccer, but I let out a “WTF!” and a whoop! Then I watched the rest when I got home, via MLBTV. Couldn’t deal with Hawk again and had forgotten I can watch Dodger road broadcasts now (duh! after all my Hawk whining earlier), at least Collins called the big plays properly.
Also, that has to have been one of the foggiest games i remember seeing. I felt like I was watching on glaucomavision.
Anyway, bunch of unlikely heroes indeed. Even Kemp was laughing out loud when Castro got that hit, like “go little crappy old guy, go!”
Nice.
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by underdog on May 20, 2011 11:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
For your pleasure
Hawk’s calls transcribed:
Kemp’s HR: “Gotta stay away from this guy. And it’s two-nothing Dodgers.”
Mitchell’s HR: “And we got ourselves….a 3-3 tie. Psssssh.”
Castro’s RBI single: “And there is a…base hit. Boy, there’s a shank, broken bat. Carroll’s gonna score. Kemp on his way to third and the Dodgers lead it 4 to 3. You gotta be bleeping me.”
Loney’s RBI double: “That’s a fair ball right by Konerko. Kemp’s gonna score. Castro on his way to third on the double by Loney and it’s 5-3 Dodgers.”
Gibbons’ RBI single: “And that’s a base hit. That’s gonna score one and it’s 6-3.”
Konerko’s groundout to end game: “Ball hit to second base. Bobble, bobble. Has time. And this ballgame is ovah (sic).”
Terrible disgrace for broadcasting
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
Given how awful we are at interleague
One more win out of two will do…
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