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A Look at the 2011 MLB Draft - Part 1 (Previously Drafted Players)

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The 2011 MLB draft starts on June 6th, so I'm going to be doing a 3 part series on potential players that the Dodgers may pick.  Part 1 will take a look at the players who had been previously selected by the Dodgers, but didn't sign and are again eligible for this year's draft.  Part 2 will focus on players in the 2011 draft who have famous bloodlines, something that the Dodgers have focused on in previous year.  And finally, Part 3 will look at potential 1st round picks for the Dodgers and will be posted right before the draft.

Today, we'll look at players that are eligible for the 2011 draft who already have ties to the Dodgers because they were drafted by the Dodgers in the past.  One example of this is 2010 7th round pick Ryan Christenson, who was drafted by the Dodgers twice before (in 2009 and in 2007).  I'm not saying that any of the below players are going to get drafted by the Dodgers this year, but it does make sense that each of these guys has a slightly higher chance of getting selected than your average player.

Also, it should be noted the Dodgers hold the 16th overall pick this year, their earliest selection since 2008.  Due to the supplemental/sandwich round in between the 1st and 2nd rounds the Dodgers 2nd pick is #73, and because of a Mariners' extra pick in round 3 the Dodgers pick 14th that round.  Then from rounds 4 - 50 the Dodgers have the 13th pick each round.

Previous Dodger Picks (Starting from their most recent pick)

2010 Picks

Jake Eliopoulos - LHP - 2010 15th round pick: Eliopoulos was also the 2nd round pick of the Blue Jays in 2009, but he seems to have dropped off of the draft radar as I can't find any information about him.  He sounded like a guy ready to sign last year, but he's had a bit of a troubled past so it makes me wonder if the Dodgers decided not to offer him a contract after all.  Therefore, I doubt the Dodgers draft him again.

Chad Arnold - RHP - 2010 18th round pick: Arnold elected not to sign with the Dodgers last year after posting a 3.74 ERA in 108.1 innings for Washington State as a Junior, and that might have been a mistake because in 2011 he is struggling with the Cougars.  Through 44 innings as a senior he has a 6.75 ERA in 44 innings with just 27 K's, so we'll see if the Dodgers take him with a late round pick this year.

Ben Carhart - 3B/P - 2010 19th round pick: Carhart was the Florida Junior College Player of the Year in 2010, batting .473 with 12 HR's and 72 RBIs.  He also threw in the low 90's off the mound, and had a 0.00 ERA in 15 innings.  According to Ben, "When [the Dodgers] called me right before they picked me and asked me if I'd sign, I said 'yes,'.  And they offered me $30,000 and wouldn't budge. And the more I talked to my coaches (at Stetson and Palm Beach), they asked me if it was worth it to throw away a college chance and an education for that. So, I changed my mind."  Carhart is now playing at Stetson and is a big reason why the team is ranked in the top 25 this year, although he has been limited to hitting because he's had some elbow pain in his one pitching appearance (and has already had Tommy John surgery).  I wouldn't be surprised if the Dodgers picked Carhart again this year, possibly in the top 15 rounds.

Brett Lee - LHP - 2010 33rd round pick: Lee was 4-8 with a 5.06 ERA and 1.49 WHIP in 19 games wtih St. Petersburg JC (Florida), with 25 walks and 75 strikeouts in 80 innings.  Apparently he is a lefty that throws in the mid 90's, so if that is true then I'm sure the Dodgers will pick him again if he they can get him in an attractive round.

Cal Vogelsang - 2B - 2010 37th round pick: Vogelsang hit .380 for College of the Canyons in 2010 with 11 homers and 35 RBI's, but declined to sign with the Dodgers and returned to COC in 2011.  This year, his numbers are down to .282 with 3 HR's and 25 RBI's so it's hard to image that he'll get picked any higher this year.

Logan Gallagher - SS - 2010 45th round pick: Gallagher had a solid season at Louisburg Junior College in 2010 (.388 average), but he was disappointed at being drafted so late so decided to try his luck at the University of Delaware.  He's had a very underwhelming season with the Blue Hens in 2011, however, with a .257 average through 21 games without a homer.

Cody Martin - 1B - 2010 47th round pick: Cody is Ethan Martin's brother, and is probably best known for throwing a pitch in a 2008 high school game that hit the umpire in the head when his catcher intentionally missed the pitch.  Martin attended Chipola JC in 2010, but I can't anything about where he played in 2011.

2009 Picks

Shawn Payne - 2B - 2009 29th round pick: Payne was drafted as a sophomore by the Dodgers in 2009 then was selected by the Royals in the 44th round of the 2010 draft, but he chose to return to college.  Now 21 years old, Payne is having a solid senior year at Georgia Southern (.321 average, 6 HR's, 27 SB's), so he might be worth a late round pick by the Dodgers.

Travis Burnside - OF - 2009 48th round pick - Burnside chose to attend Spartanbug Methodist Junior College instead of signing with the Dodgers, so he is eligible again for the draft this year.  He has decent speed and power, and hit .335 in 2011, so it wouldn't surprise me if he was selected again by the Dodgers this year.

Star-divide

 

2008 Picks

Chris Joyce - LHP - 2008 Dodger 10th round pick -Joyce is the highest drafted previous Dodger pick who is available for the 2011 draft.  Since 2008 Joyce has had an interesting path, initially going to UC Santa Barbara, then transferring to Central Arizona College, and finally transferring back near his hometown to Santa Barbara City College.  Back in 2008, here is part of Baseball America's scouting report of Joyce "His progress had been slowed by a recent muscle strain in his back, but before that his fastball sat in the 92 mph range. When he returned, Joyce was rusty and performed poorly in a start in front of about 30 scouts. His fastball touched 90 but sat at 88, and his mechanics and command were less than his best. Joyce's repertoire includes a hard slider, a curveball and a firm changeup. While at his best Joyce has "now" stuff, his 6-foot, 200-pound frame is mature and contains little projection."  In 2011 at SBCC Joyce did very well, posting a 1.54 ERA in 70 innings with 97 K's and a .162 batting average against.  He could definitely be a middle round selection by the Dodgers this year.

Daniel Coulombe - LHP - 2008 Dodgers 17th round pick - Similar to Joyce, Coulombe has bounced around since getting drafted by the Dodgers in 2008.  He started his college career at USC, then transfer to South Mountain Community College, and finally ended up at Texas Tech in 2011.  Coulombe isn't a big guy at 5'11", but back in high school he was getting fastball up to 90, and he has a plus curveball.  In 2011 with the Red Raiders Daniel made just 4 starts and had a 3.98 ERA with 28 K's in 20.1 innings.

David Rollins - LHP - 2008 Dodgers 19th round pick - Since getting drafted by the Dodgers Rollins has spent his time at San Jacinto Community College, red-shirting in 2009 and then playing in 2011.  He has been drafted in each of the past two years by the Seattle Mariners (23rd round in 2009 and 46th round in 2010), but he has declined to sign each time.  In 2011 at San Jacinto Rollins had a 2.99 ERA in 81.1 innings with 91 K's.  He's another smallish lefty, but the Dodgers might take a chance on him if he doesn't get scooped by the Mariners again.

Cody Weiss - RHP - 2008 26th round pick - Weiss was Dodgers pick after Jerry Sands, and went to La Salle University instead of signing with the Dodgers in 2008.  His career there has been less than stellar, however, as his ERA in 2011 is 6.43 through 56 innings with 47 strikeouts.

Andrew Darwin - OF - 2008 34th round pick - Darwin has played at a couple of different community colleges since getting drafted by the Dodgers.  He spent the 2011 season at Lamar Community College where he didn't play much at all, so I don't think he has a chance of getting drafted this year.

Adam Westmoreland - LHP - 2008 35th round pick - Westmoreland is a big lefty pitcher (6'5", 270 lbs) who has spent the last three seasons at the University of South Carolina.  His stats in 2011 were less than impressive (5.77 ERA in 34.1 innings and 26 K's), but his pitching frame should get him drafted somewhere in the middle rounds.

Will Clinard - RHP - 2008 37th round pick - Clinard had a strong commitment to Vanderbilt so he didn't sign with the Dodgers, and it was a good move as he's been solid as a relief pitcher for the Commodores.  In 2010 he had a 2.68 ERA in 43.2 innings, and so far in 2011 he has a 3.08 ERA with 30 K's in 26.1 innings.  In addition, Clinard is a big kid at 6'4" and 225 lbs.  The 2008 Baseball America report on his said that "he throws his fastball in the upper 80s and touches 90 mph, with a slider that has potential but is currently undeveloped."  He should be a middle round pick in this draft.

Matthew Murray - RHP - 2008 39th round pick - Murray struggled initially at Georgia Southern, but this year he has become the staff ace with a 1.99 ERA and 63 K's through 58.2 innings.  Rumor has it he can get his fastball up to 93 mph, so I wouldn't be surprised to see him picked in the middle rounds of the upcoming draft.

Jett Bandy - C - 2008 41st round pick - Bandy is a big kid (6'4", 212 lbs) and has attended the University of Arizona for the past three years.  He had an outstanding season in 2010 during which he was named as a semifinalist for the Johnny Bench Award, but in 2011 he was only hitting .265 through 49 games and didn't have a homer to his credit.  Even still he should get drafted relatively early (in the 8 - 15 round range), especially if the team drafting him believes he'll be able to say behind the plate in the big leagues.

Adam Moskowitz - 2B - 2008 42nd round pick - He should be eligible for the 2011 draft but I can't find anything about where he went to college.  He may not even be playing ball anymore.

Greg  Zebrack - OF - 2008 43rd round pick - Zebrack started his college career at USC, but transferred to the University of Pennsylvania in 2010.  During the 2011 season Zebrack was a big part of the Quakers team as he was named 1st team All Ivy league and leads his team with 7 homers through 39 games to go along with a .336 average.  He'll probably be a middle to late round pick in the 2011 draft.

Matthew Reed - LHP - 2008 44th round pick - Reed decided to attend the University of Southern Florida instead of signing with the Dodgers, and he was used pretty sparingly over his first two season there.  In 2011, however, he was one of the team's weekend starters and held his own with a 4.11 ERA though 65.2 innings.  The one thing about Reed is that he is an extreme contact pitcher, as he only has 21 strikeouts this season.  I'm not sure if he'll get drafted this year.

2007 Picks

Nathan Carter - SS - 2007 23rd round pick - Carter is a senior at Air Force and despite a solid baseball career he hasn't been drafted again because he is expected to persue a career in the military.

Taylor Cole - RHP - 2007 26th round pick - Cole was a highly ranked prospect in the 2007 draft, but fell to the 26th round and hasn't been drafted again because of his desire to attend BYU and perform his Morman Mission.  He's now back from his mission and has had a solid season for BYU through 85.2 innings (3.15 ERA,62 K's).  Back in 2007, the scouting report on Cole was that he was able to get his fastball up to 95 mph with a developing slider and changeup.  Still just 21 years old, he could be middle round pick of the Dodgers this year.

Nate Woods - OF - 2007 28th round pick - Woods has attended Belmont University for the past four years and I'm surprised he wasn't drafted last year after hitting 20 homers.  In 2011 the 6'6" Woods is again having a great season, hitting .365 through 52 games with 11 more homers.  Seems like a guy who is worth taking a chance on in the later rounds.

2006 Pick

Ryan Aguayo - INF - 2006 46th round pick - Not many players from the 2006 draft are still playing college ball, but Aguayo is the exception.  He's had back to back strong seasons at New Mexico State, so I wouldn't be surprised if the Dodgers took him as a late round pick.

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Cody is Ethan Martin’s brother, and is probably best known for throwing a pitch in a 2008 high school game that hit the umpire in the head when his catcher intentionally missed the pitch

Been there. Umpires suck.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i always wondered

if that had ever been done.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happened at last week’s scrimmage about 6 times, but it was because the catcher sucks.

I’ve only ever intentionally hit the umpire once, but it was because he called a bullshit balk on me with the bases loaded 2 out with us up 1 in the 9th. Such a close situation and to have the game tied because you thought you saw me come set twice? BS.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he have any idea that you did it on purpose?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know, don’t care. I felt better, same hitter went 6-4-3 and we won in extras.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

just curious

if he gave you a look or anything.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno, got him in the mask. I think if he thought it was intentional he’d have just tossed me.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting an umpire on purpose

hmmmmmm… just doesn’t seem right. Do you regret doing it now?

by Xeifrank on May 26, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

God no.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

youre a dick

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only when standing on a baseball mound, as it turns out.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drilled an opposing player in the back of the head with a punt once after ke kept insisting on walking in front of me after I made a save. Needless yo say, his team was REALLY mad.

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve knocked people over that have pissed me off in multiple sports. One girl fouled me really hard once in basketball, so I turned around and punched her in the face. I was 12. Somehow the ref didn’t see either foul.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never done anything like this on purpose

but I did nail a kid straight in the face with a fastball when I was 11. he was wearing sports goggles and it just seemed like they exploded. Blood everywhere. That sucked.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like in Dawsons Creek?

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

what now?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on guys. You don’t remember the episode when Dawson took a cheap shot at Charlie (Mighty Ducks reference) by throwing a basketball at him.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refused to watch Dawson’s Creek

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m disappointed in all of you. They were in the 10th grade, I was in the 10th grade; I couldn’t help but watch it.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in super tomboy phase; I refused to hug people since that was apparently the thing to do in 7th grade.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t like Titanic, I didn’t love Leo, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, I didn’t do the girly hug each other hello/goodbye thing. Instead, I beat boys at basketball during lunch.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have schooled you in my reverseable Shaq Lakers jersey.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

debatable.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM! Put it the hoop like SLAM!

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a win

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hugging thing sounds weird.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIGHT?!

these girls delighted in making me over whenever we had sleepovers.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

got my fair share of makeovers on long bus rides, pool parties, it was the thing to do

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you secretly Rachel Leigh Cook?

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

boner

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I take my hair out of a ponytail…you better watch out

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

to this day, when people don’t hear my name right the first time I say, “you know, like and the pussycats”

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

REMOTE LINKING FORBIDDEN

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOAH WOOOAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could talk about Kick Ass

and how weird it was to watch an 11 year old stab a bunch of dudes in the chest with no remorse or emotion

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't watch Dawson's Creek

But was a huge 90210 geek before that.

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only stuff i watched it high school

was alex mack (obvious reasons), letterman, and space ghost. im sure there was more but those were the stand outs.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You strike me as a Johnny Bravo fan.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasnt a big fan

preferred powerpuff girls. but seriously, space ghost was my JAMMMM. oh and mystery science theatre of course

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused right now

by keithc13 on May 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYYTAAWprg

warning- teenage content.

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

do either of those guys

even act anymore?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fringe

and they never acted

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

right Fringe, don't watch it

the act of acting, whatever

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a spaz

he’ll screw it up. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know who you are

by keithc13 on May 26, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blood made a Dawson’s Creek.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK ill admit it

i watched until they killed Monica Keena’s role. She was such a ho.

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for not leaving me hanging out here on my own

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was too busy watching Family Matters and Saved by the Bell.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what

SBTB was not even on anymore, and FM was on Friday nights if it was even on then.

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBTB re-runs.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(crush)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Topanga

and Kelly Kapowski’s were definitely my crushes.

I also had a thing for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

by npurcell on May 26, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree on all 3.

And Larissa Oleynick

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPECIALLY

Larissa.

Actually, she was the only one for me.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Topanga, Kelly, Alex Mack(Larrisa), and Winnie Cooper

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting banned

Winnie Cooper, in retrospec, very girl-next-door cute, but not on the same level of attractiveness as Topanga or Kelly.

Also, when Jessica Biel was on 7th Heaven. Also, anything she’s done since.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

big red X

who is it?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larisa Oleynik. Guys want to date her, girls want to #college her

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

girls want to #college her

I giggled.

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of who I had a crush on. I’m coming up with a huge blank. Maybe Tommy from Power Rangers? Zach from SBTB was cute. Oh! Rider Strong from Boy Meets World. Giggity.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rider Strong was the ultimate. And he didn’t look bad in a dress : )

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is recent, but Logan Echolls (Jason Dohring) from Veronica Mars. SWOON.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You both too young for any of the Home Improvement boys?

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got the JTT love.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girls at my school were all over that shit

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was completely unaware of the opposite sex in that way until I was almost 14

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are going to love my story

i just finished the aprt were two douchebags are trying to figure out if its possible to have sex while on the matterhorn at disneyland

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you can. No, I have not. Yes, it’s been done.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the ‘beat you in basketbal’ way?

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by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah pretty much

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem was you had to watch Home Improvement

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaaha WIN

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No lawrence brothers for you?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess.

The oldest one was smoking hot.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think he could maintain a Stamos like career.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

always bothered me on various levels when 13 year old girls swooned over Uncle Jesse.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

best full house story

one of my college professors was best friends with DJ’s boyfriend on Full House and every year they had a big full house reunion.

one year, after Stamos divorced his wife (who, by the way, apparently had a ton of crazy swinger orgies at their house) he was kinda sad and down.

so one of the olsen twins was really really drunk and spent the whole night flirting and hitting on john stamos and finally at the end of the night stamos pushed her away and bob saget was talking to him and stamos was like “i just couldnt do it, i’ve known them since they were babies!”

true story.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t sleep with a baby, ain’t right

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is worse

that she propositioned him? or that he apparently thought about it?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine at this point the olsen twin

was at least 18. And thta he was hammered

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst part is that he didn’t know which Olsen twin it was

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Plus, Winnie was quite a bit older than us.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winnie was my era. She was nerd-hot. She’s even hotter now that she’s a math teacher. Rar.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on May 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i will agree

but i crushed on her all the same

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was never good enough at any sport

to hurt or be hurt.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dad is still slightly bitter I didn’t play soccer in college

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh, it's funny

my older brother was pretty good at Baseball, and my younger brother was good at Basketball.

Didn’t help the ol self-esteem growing up.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s ok, I’m sure you are better at something than they are. :)

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching baseball and basketball.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a bandit!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

and in the interest of not wanting to really put down my brothers(as they aren’t bad guys) I’ll just say, yeah, there are some. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My older brother was the athlete

I took solace at being better in school. Its worked out pretty well for me.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait.

sorry that’s varsity blues.

whatever.

by npurcell on May 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that movie had two memorable scenes

the rest is fairly forgettable

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember I was having a bad game once, and my friend got a base hit to LF and smirked at me when he was on first and I made the gesture to plunk him in the head next AB. So I hit their next batter between the asscheeks and then next go around him in the head. He charged me.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on May 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And to clarify his smirk came along with a “how do you like that bitch!” gesture.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on May 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

were you on opposite teams? Did you hit your friend twice or their next batter twice?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes we were on opposite teams. And one of each. Next batter right after the hit between the asscheeks, then he came up in an inning or two later and I plunked my asshat “friend” in the head. He came after me. (:

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on May 26, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you got charged in little league? The umpire couldn’t go separate two 11 year olds before they got to the mound and started slapping each other?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! I gave him the “C’mon bitch” hands and he didn’t make it to the mound. The umps and coaches intervened.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on May 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww, that doesn’t count.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the game he threw his bat at me. So that almost counts. And after he did that I grabbed a ball and hit him again. And for the record I believe we were 12 or 13.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on May 26, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was 9 this girl blew out the candles on my birthday cake. My mom had to separate us because I had her by the hair. Ahahaha

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I thought this story was BS 2 comments ago, now, I’m sure of it. Unless, of course, you grew up in cages.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s another good soccer GK one to get at a bad ref you’re upset with:
Have a code word with a midfielder or forward. Upon having ball in hand and yelling it out, you throw the ball hard right towards the ref and your player runs into him ‘trying to play the ball.’

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on May 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha that's awful

we had a sweeper who would do her best to clear the ball…at a forward’s head. Hilarious and awful all at he same time!

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a GK, you take a lot of cheap shots, you have to find ways to give them back. Corner kicks are a really good equalizer.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on May 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

my sister got kicked in the mouth once as a GK. so I understand

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been knocked unconsious, ruptured both ACL’s, tore ligaments in my thumb, sustained soft tissue damage to where my lower leg from the knee down swelled and was the same diameter all the way to my ankle, separated shoulders and damaged AC joint on multiple occasions, and been taunted very cruelly from time to time.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on May 26, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUH. TORN LIGAMENTS.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the taunted cruelly that is the worst, verily

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A ligament heals much faster than a heart.

/emome

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on May 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i played GK for like 6 years, only one broken wrist.

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i played keeper like i was at the rucker. always a show, jorge campos style. i played in a central american league in wilmington, and I had rocks and stuff thrown at me all the time.

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

my worst soccer injury…actually, sports injury, were bruised ribs. The end!

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

always wondered why i wasn’t allowed to play Soccer or Football. Now I understand.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“coach, I can still play! I’ll control the ball with my crutches!”

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played keeper with a broken hand. True story.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

good strategy. no one gonna mess with you with a club for a hand. Ask Jim abbott.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken, not treated.

No cast, like a boss.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ballin’

then

bawlin’

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it hurt. Alot.

But I notched that clean sheet.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played both (and a bunch of other sports.)

I miss football the most.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss soccer a lot. Swim team was eh

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soccer from 5-18

years old and some adult stuff. Never got hurt enough to miss any action. Actually, never broke a bone or tore an anything before. Jammed finger in basketball was probably as bad as it got.
/lucky

by Xeifrank on May 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only time I ever got seriously hurt

was playing Nerf Football in middle school during lunch. Dove for the football, and when I tried to break my fall my arm just went snap.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torn calf. The muscle then atrophied from being in a boot so long. Just a horrible experience.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets see. . .

2 Broken elbows
3 Broken wrists
2 Broken hands
2 broken ankles
1 Broken orbital bone

Litany of sprains, and 7 concussions

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

brittle much?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

most of those he was faking it for PKs.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I just blocked your PK with a broken orbital bone, what’s up now?”

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait

I broke my nose playing soccer.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I just stole the ball off your foot to stop your breakaway, consequently due to the absence of the ball, your foot instead connected with my face. What’s up now?"

FTFY

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what lame strikers, all out sprints but no control.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That particular team had a really good playmaker at CM, but their strikers were all track stars with no touch.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You where playing the Raiders?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

could have been.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 5’9 165 at my competitive height, most of the strikers I would challenge on crosses or breakaways had 5 inches and 30 pounds on me. I did not usually consider this fact when running into people

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s probably why you were a good keeper.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

reckless abandon is key to greatness; I learned this from Black Swan

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my all time favorite football players

Is a Russian keeper. That should tell you all you need to know about how I played.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“so, you’re Russian?”
“Da.”
“Ya drunk yet?”
“Da….”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that brings me back to 3rd grade.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

to minty or to me? Cause If you STILL haven’t read Joss’ run on X-men, you’ve missed the only good x-men written since……………..

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate how dc and marvel both telegraph like 6 months in advance

any big story developments or plot twists

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I didn’t see [spoiler] isn’t [spoiler] anymore coming.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily in the comics themselves

but to hype them its always OMG BATMAN IS GOING TO DIE or OMG CAPTAIN AMERICA IS COMING BACK TO LIFE IN 3 MONTHS and shit.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then Batman just went insane right? I gave up after he had his own Great Gazoo

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill James?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill James would have been way more fun.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went insane for an issue and then grant morrison

wrote a really bad event where he got sent back in time by darsied and everyone thought he was dead. I am souring on Morrison’s work.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was weird because people where speculating for YEARS

that they would kill off bruce or at least have him step down as the batman.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike White

you were right

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re talking COMICS not COMIC BOOK MOVIES

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

and so is dick grayson! I have no idea what is going on I’m like 2 years behind but there are currently batmen.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, staying away from that one. But I’ll start reading DC again if they revive the Catwoman book

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just read Hush

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvel of course was sooooo much better

with how they did exactly the same thing with Captain America amiright

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be honest, I only recently jumped onto Captain America, and was with, WTH two Captains?

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all the hype the recent captain america

run with winter soldier got, I was really not that impressed when I got around to reading it.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why

i read manga

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comics: where “I want you inside me” takes on a whole different meaning.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees that scene, not only for it’s amazing dramatic weight, but it’s symbolism

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said ruptured both Achilles for a second. I was like, HOLY HELL.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

my cousin

got kicked in the head on purpose playing soccer. It started a melee that saw the opposing team’s coach acutally punch a player on my cousin’s team.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wha?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Soccer melees are a daily occurence in the Nard. Bottles, knives, rocks, whips and chains – you name it.

by Xeifrank on May 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

People probably pissed that it’s called the Nard.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno-By-The-Sea

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, is it tuna, or chicken?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are “2 things in my kitchen, 1 in my yard, 1 in my Indiana Jones action figures box, and 1 in my Junk Yard Dog memorial shrine?”, Alex

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on May 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

thanks

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember seeing that video.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez Brandon, you are amazing. It’s “Mormon”, btw. ;)

Do you think that more position players will be drafted this year?

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

cheap

but fun

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheap cheap fun fun

http://www.dirtcheapfunfun.com/store-offerings/liquor/

May be questionable for work

ad for a liquor store in Missouri

slogan is cheap cheap fun fun

by keithc13 on May 26, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morperson

/CheaperEqualityJoke

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks

I could see us drafting more heavily toward infielders for sure. I would be curious to look back and see what percent pitchers we have taken over the past few years. I don’t have my computer in front of me so that research will have to wait!

by Brandon Lennox on May 26, 2011 1:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

this is

great stuff as always Brandon

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Cal Vogelsang

I want this guy to make the show and bat against Ryan Vogelsong. Of course the latter would have to hang on awhile.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon is so thorough

he even thought to check back as far as the 2006 draft. What a man.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

brandon is awesome and ridiculous

i would be too lazy to give you assholes all that info.

by npurcell on May 26, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It’s lucky for us that Brandon is a married man and not spending all his free time skirt-chasing.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

last night here in Hilo, I went to 4 different bars. I saw maybe 3 cute girls.

2 were waitresses.

by npurcell on May 26, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

last week, i went to 2 different bars, saw maybe 40 cute girls, all were actresses.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Where am I?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“By last week I meant three years ago as of last week… yea.”

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three years ago as of last week might actually be a true statement. I think I’d be on some baseball road trip right now or at a Sonoma party.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant to say

Last week I carried around 40 pictures of maddz and taped each on to the forehead of a girl at the bar. And they instantly became cuter.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say tha….yes, exactly.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahuh.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have gone to see Matt Kemp today, is what you’re saying. ;)

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would be creepy

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

green’d.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BA Made Songco's game hitter of the day
LAD HiA Songco, Angelo LF 7 4 5 4 .324 HR (6), 3B (1), 2B (16); Prospect Hitter of the Day. Hit for cycle with single to spare

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on May 26, 2011 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SONGCOOOOOOOOOOO

When he hits the show and hits 7 bombs in 6 games, will it be funny or offensive or both to say we’ve got Filipino Fever?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

one year, my high school’s homecoming theme was “jungle fever”.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats only bad

if it comes with something like, “Get your prom pics taken with blackface and get in free!”

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ours too!!!

Though I didn’t go because I was a lame sophomore.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll ask my in laws

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was locked in last night, the HR got out in less than 2 seconds. Absolutely roped. I could be wrong but I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets thrown at tonight.

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s because I wasn’t there to know context, but why would hitting well get you thrown at?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kept doing the Dougie after every hit.

/kidding

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, the guy who sang that song died last week in a drive by.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they showed them up in front of the passionate Lancaster faithful.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what. Eff this. He’s a minor leaguer trying to get noticed. Everyone of them should try to run up the score every night.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and

he was going for the cycle. If they want to complain because he stretched a double into a triple, they should have gotten the ball in quicker.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like being mad at the pitcher for striking out the last guy of his shutout.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team was swinging at get me over fastballs and promptly destroying them. Scoring runs is one thing, showing up the competition is another.

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should not be throwing get me over fastballs. Granted, all the scouts are gone by the end of the game usually unless they know reliever X is scheduled to pitch and they want to watch him, but as a hitter you don’t want to miss an opportunity to pad your stats. It could be the difference between a call-up next year or repeating a level. Especially if that’s your home stadium and it happens often.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The scouts stayed for a majority of the game if not all of it. Reliever X wasn't needed.. for obvious reasons

Trust me, I get what your saying. If you saw it in person, you might have a different opinion. What I think I am trying to say is, you should come out here and watch this awesome shit in first person.

Another thing the coaches and scouts really don’t use stats, they use first hand accounts and game reports. Stats are almost useless when the wind is blowing out 30+

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand using first hand accounts over stats, believe me, I do. But with as many OF prospects as we have, when it comes time to decide who goes where next year, you don’t want to give them a reason to hold you back.

A scouting report will keep you employed, the stats will show progress and that you need to move up. Does Ethan Martin’s stuff belong in Hi-A? No. How he uses his stuff is why he’s there. Once he figures that out, both the reports and the stats will reflect that.

Also, Lancaster is a Friggin drive.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I really only say that(the beaning) because I’ve seen bad blood at the minor league level.

Martin’s only real problem is endurance.

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The issue is his fastball. If he’s really just throwing it by people, he could develop a tendency to just lay it in there. That would work in Hi-A, but not at the next level. It’s why I advocate pushing pitchers to a level where they have to learn to pitch as well as refine their pitches.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to add

did it look like he was working the middle or the corners more?

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was hitting spots, he really did dominate til his last inning, but the he probably sat for at least 25 minutes. So it wasn’t a very big deal. He was pretty mad when he left the game, but I like that.

He threw a very tight curveball, 12-6 and it was hard.

I was most impressed with the other off speed pitch, couldn’t tell if it was a change up or not. Whatever it was, he got a lot of swings and misses from it. I forgot to ask the scouts for a FB reading, I wish I did.

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured the wait killed him. You can try to play catch and stay loose, but you lose that sharpness and the intensity/adrenaline goes away. You really do need to put up like 3-4 runs and move on.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though at the same time, I’ll never advocate not scoring as many runs as possible.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree with not letting up, just last night was amazing how much they pounded them. I am most likely off with the beanball prediction. Lancaster did score 9 runs in 2 innings.. so scoring until you can score no more is actually a very smart in Lancaster.

I am going tonight to see Magill, hopefully the wind is nice tonight. Its very calm right now.

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly I think Lancaster is going to want to forget that game ever happened.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the good old Antelope Valley winds.

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

These guys are in Low A riding busses and making nothing (except Ethan Martin.) Stats matter.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t as much as you think.

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They maytter to me in my TBLA prospect voting :)

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Songco only hit that triple because he knew Eric hadn’t seen a cycle. I’ll confirm this in the clubhouse tonight!!

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was doing well when they were up by like, a billion

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by Maddz on May 26, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did the Barry Bonds spin move after his homer.

/noclue

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry deserved to get drilled, but he would’ve taken it off the armor and laughed his way into scoring position.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

While making a generous donation.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've actually seen Chris Joyce pitch

He got kicked off the UCSB team for grades but then pitched for their club team in the regional playoffs (only need a 2.0 GPA in the NCBA instead of 2.5). He absolutely dominated an Arizona team that went on to finish 2nd in the country. Granted, he should be dominating guys that couldn’t make a D-1 team, but he was still impressive to watch. I think he hit 93 on someone’s gun. He didn’t really care about pitching and his dad forced the coach to take him out of the game after 6 innings of 1 hit ball because of a pitch count. Joyce didn’t object at all and was the only one that was sitting down for the rest of the game. I’m no scout, but he left his fastball up, a lot, and it seemed like he didn’t care about the game.

by yolos on May 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong

WTF!

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

are you talking about? (willis)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching the Giants game

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and?

wha happen?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he bean someone?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he gave up a run then got a double play on a decent play

Not sure what else he would be talking about

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by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong

is a productive pitcher again, kinda weird watching him pitch. I remember being young when he first came up.

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Brown

 26. Los Angeles Dodgers (22-29; Previous: 17) – If McCourt sees one more lawyer, he’s going to scream. Aw, heck, he’s gonna scream anyway.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=AimDlNKnL7gZR19cd4XWTrURvLYF?slug=ti-brownmlb_baseball_power_rankings_052611

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

what really sucks

every other team’s blurb is related to on field performance. Not the Dodgers.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem

see the giants rankings

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by nolander on May 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really want to hear about the team performance?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i already know of it

it just sucks as well that the team can’t do anything to take people’s mind off it. “Succeding despite distractions blahblahblahyackityschmackity”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, at this point “Dodgers suck just as much as owner” isn’t too helpful.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say most of them have nothing to do with baseball. Hell he brings up Wilpon for the Mets, Giants and Nats.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My rage ignores this!!!

seriously though, you are right.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly because it’s not meant to do anything but be fun. Rankings in and of themselves are designed for the sole purpose of making people angry enough to talk about them.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this MLB imposed budget mean

they can not go over slot this year?

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

would be surprised if the do/can

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers got cockblocked

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part of the Posey/Cousins collision is that on MLB.com, the video is accompanied by the title of Must C: Collision.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that if I were Bochy I would’ve already coached him on avoiding the collision at all costs. We can afford to give up a run. We cannot afford to lose our best player

by keithc13 on May 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to tell a guy to do that though.

by keithc13 on May 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the player has balls

Or is just crazy, then they aren’t getting out of the way.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on May 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

has nothing to do with balls and everything to do with trying to keep the go ahead run from scoring in an extra inning game.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it, but I’d rather lose and keep my best player for the rest of the year

by keithc13 on May 26, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah. It still doesn’t mean if he got out of the way he’d somehow be less of a man.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d get shit for it, no doubt.

But wouldn’t make him a pussy.

by keithc13 on May 26, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Garcia isn’t quite the pimp we thought:

.241/.287/.463

The SLG is impressive for that league tho (at age 19).

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea its unfortunate he’s really nosedived since the first three weeks or so.

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A valuable lesson in sample size learned by none.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

at only 19

i’m sure he has time to regain the prospect shine

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS OVER!

HE’S DONE WITH! NEXT!!!

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should trade him for prospects. Any self-respecting team would.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch...

Take a walk bro…you’ve already made it off the island.

by Joey Joe on May 26, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I eat myself

do I disappear, or double in size?

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve solved my confusion.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

D) Get a lucrative job in Chatsworth

by EMDarrow on May 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s crazy that they actually film scenes in backyards.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

they gotta get the light right on….no i can’t, I can’t do it

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants on the verge of being swept

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

giants swept

there is hope still

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by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants were just shut out

#insulttoinjury

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We are only 6.5 games back

giants are about to lose 7 out of 8, we are poised to make a run. Hells to the yeah.

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by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Posied would’ve been a nice slip up.

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better

We are 6 games back.

Time for Giants fans to start wearing Tate Forcier jerseys.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure what your point is

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by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still sounds good

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on May 26, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't believe

they named a highway in San Diego after this guy

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

eric

Paula Deen is making biscuits and chocolate gravy

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by Maddz on May 26, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I…I don’t know.

But I’m really hungry.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to eat some almond cranberry white/dark chocolate chip mix now

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by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even mintxcore thinks that is a snobby snack

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so fucking good

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i also bet that shit is organic

or fair trade or cruelty free or something

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah nah

well, maybe, its the big bag of almonds from costco mixed with a bag of craisins from costco, and some ghiradelli dark chocolate chips with a smattering of nestle white chocolate chips. Organic is too expensive

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costco almonds are the shit. $12 for 2 pounds or something.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pissed cause I couldn't figure out where they where

since they are in an aisle instead of near the front of the store like all the other nuts. My wife accused me of being full of shit, but I got the last laught. muahhahaha.

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by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

u jelly?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ate a snickers bar. My metabolism is off the chain.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wait?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had pizza and pasta for lunch. My carb intake is off the chain.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day Paula Deen is just gonna call eating a stick of butter a recipe.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit.

At least throw some chicken skin in there or something.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about sugar instead of salt&pepper, and instead of the bread crumb, waffle crumbs? Mmmmmmm. Then you’re ready to invite over the Broxtons.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add some liquid smoke and you’ve got yourself a moon waffle.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since it's an off-day

what’s the deal with HD radio? Did they ever plan on selling HD radios? Cause now they’re just alternate internet radio stations.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Trumbo

Just hit a three run jack. 3-4, Angels down by one.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck off work

I got baseball to watch

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

game over, flyout by some guy in his first game or something

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

russ branyan

that guy who was playing 1st for the pirates when we played them

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by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

russ branyan time

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

f

warning track power, game over

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait until I’m 45 and he retires.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he punch kittens or what?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

played with him. I’ve told Josie the story but it isn’t getting repeated. Suffice to say, I should be ecstatic to say I played witha MLB player and up and comer, but instead I’m stuck watching this piss poor excuse of a human being be good at baseball.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a little annoying because you bring it up constantly but won’t actually tell even the smallest details as to what happened.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost want to buy a Trumbo jersey

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already ordered my green and orange dodgers Camo hat.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good for absolutely nothing.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on May 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

our new relief pitcher?

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta be one of the sweet throwbacks

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll tell you in person.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FB messaged it.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could get hit in the eye or something.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not one to wish harm on anyone, especially not permanent harm, but if something were to happen to him I would go about my day knowing the universe was right.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss this game


And I don’t even like golf that much.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

whats it called? I used to have it.

Still on Frank's team!

by delias man on May 26, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Carvello’s putting challenge

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball-is-in

parking-lot. would-you-like-to-try-again? you-have-selected, no.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned on the far right?

Ghost of Frank’s future on the far left?

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahha

i’m not sure which one i want to think is Ned.

Jamey Carroll is the little guy.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid question

If I am using Fangraphs WAR, and I wanted to see a players overall WAR: for a pitcher, do I simply sum his WAR as a pitcher with his WAR as a batter?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

No, because as far as I can tell for hitting for pitchers is broken. It sets replacement level way too high.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just use the pitching WAR straight, then. OK.

I bet you are right. Billingsley’s batter WAR this year is 0.0. Seems low.

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by David Young on May 26, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that does not make sense!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. It looks like they use the same replacement level for pitchers and shortstops.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if a replacement SS is Juan Castro………..

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Z owns Jeter

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolander, this quote had me busting up like a crazy person at work

Sure, the guy in the 4,000 dollar suit is going to slide
come on!
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view—until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on May 26, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions

I think my coworker thinks I’m crazy lol
Gob is the best :)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on May 26, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

nicccccccccccce

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

my TWC internet keeps going down.
and where is HBO Go.
what gives! ;D

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

From all the complaints I have seen about the product, it seems version one should have been named HBO GFY

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I was trying to post this

my internet went down again. i take away my winking smiley face.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lmao

call in and see if they can trouble shoot it if not we can send someone put for free to see what’s wrong. If not we can get you hbo cin showtime any one or all 3 for 9.99 each :). Lol. Get all 3 services you get showtime free for one year lol

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on May 26, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

i’ll need to do that. last time i had someone come over (back in SB, for cox) to check out what was wrong, they charged me $60

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves waving the white flag, Cubs saying Never Say Die

Braves trade Rodrigo lopez to the Cubs.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

For 24-year old Class A pitcher Ryan Butcher

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

White flag.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s racist.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Marty liked 'em

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not right

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's more like it

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

is sooooo wrong.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

White flag means they won.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Marlins might not call up a minor leaguer to start on Saturday, but rather have a “bullpen day,” per their manager Edwin Rodriguez.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

code

“we can beat the Dodgers with our bullpen”

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

they have one of the best bullpens in baseball.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s use it on Friday

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans” -Vin Scully

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“…or tell a really kick-ass joke”

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll still have to extend guys to 2 innings and if we can get their pitch counts up we’ll knock them out for the next game or two. Hell, if we knock around the first couple guys it’ll totally F them.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

I just have bad memories of their bullpen abusing us earlier this year

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this requires an offense

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know where we can get one?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on May 26, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a simpler time then.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

sup?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully that means

we will have a “crush the fucking ball day”

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

JPosnanski
Jose Bautista just talked to me about his OPS+ and his BABIP. And the story gets better and better.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh snap

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They fucking rule”

Maybe Jose Bautista should spend less time looking at spreadsheets and more time watching the game.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2011 MVP laughs in your general direction

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He obviously doesn’t like baseball.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bryce Harper has to be the closest thing to Lebron James

that baseball has ever seen.
Leaves high school after his soph year.

  1. overall pick after what would have been his junior year.

by Joey Joe on May 26, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LeBron James is the closest thing to Bob Feller that basketball has ever seen.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

except Feller

stayed in Cleveland, took his talents to the Navy instead.

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

not sure if it was the South Pacific

that would be a good line…

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

17 years old and straight to the majors?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

but was he any good?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no bob feller

thats fer sure

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

right but the players back then played in the majors out of neccessity

I’m sure Harper could put up a 230/330/450 line in the majors right now if they called him up .

And to think he’s going to be a free agent when he’s 23 is insane.

by Joey Joe on May 26, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuxhall's game didnt go well

I was pitching against seventh-, eighth- and ninth-graders, kids 13 and 14 years old… All of a sudden, I look up and there’s Stan Musial and the likes. It was a very scary situation.1 "

On June 10, the Reds were playing the first place St. Louis Cardinals at Crosley Field and trailing 13-0 in the ninth inning when Manager Bill McKechnie called on Nuxhall to enter the game. He started well, retiring the first batter he faced, Cardinals shortstop George Fallon, on a groundout. But he was unable to get out of the inning, yielding five walks, two hits, one wild pitch and five runs before being relieved. He spent the rest of the 1944 season in the minor leagues.

by Joey Joe on May 26, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a part of an Abbot and Costello routine that preceded Who’s on First. What Feller. Feller with the Cleveland Indians. There are nine Fellers on the Cleveland Team. Now which Feller are you talking about?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilkin De La Rosa was sent down from ABQ to Chattanooga, and Cole St. Clair has been placed on the DL by the Lookouts.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wild days for the De La Rosas

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by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn is throwing out the first pitch Tuesday at Dodger Stadium.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you really going to say that body is less than a 7 on 1 to 10 scale?

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i just wanted to image search Lindsey Vonn, and post a picture here so i could look at it.

Don’t judge me.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never make a decision

based on small sample size.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hat makes that picture work.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. The hat. Not the left thumb.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Lindsey Vonn half naked is… Well, Lindsey Vonn half naked…

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forbidden fruit

Sexier. Of course, for me, they’re all forbidden fruit.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks like a pretty village

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone should let her know

that her bikini bottoms are falling off a little.

also, did you know most of your body heat leaves through your head? Ms. Vonn knows.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wives tail

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

tale

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe this means I can post like two pictures of hot dudes right?

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if the Bulls had taken Michael Beasley?

PG: Rose
SG: Wade
C: Anthony
SF: Lebron
PF: Bosh

Cripes.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure what you mean. Rose would have gone 2nd to the Heat.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rose > Beasley
Don’t know if Lebron would fit into their plans, maybe Bosh

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they wouldn’t have pursued Lebron if they had Rose? I don’t know about that.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DWade, LeBron and Bosh probably end up Knicks instead.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m not seeing why the huge change in strategy. Unless it’s a cap space issue.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but neither do you. I just don’t think Rose is set up to be a 3-guy (under Lebron and Wade). Rose should be a 2-guard.

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it doesn't get lost

http://www.truebluela.com/2011/5/26/2191691/memorial-day-festivities

Meeting up for tomorrow’s game at Capitol City Sports Grille in LA for anyone who can make it. So far the ‘Yes’ list is:
Eric, Mike White, Deliasman, Maddz and myself.

No Rafael Furcals were hurt in the making of this video.

by G.Scott on May 26, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to be in but I’m super broke and far away

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s the always sexy grill/cooler combo.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on May 26, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will gladly join someone at their grill and cooler

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say, 7 ish?

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha poor people

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute reporters never have to buy their own drinks, but I guess you have to talk delias man into giving you a lift.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure he’ll be going from work though

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

if you are interested in doing some sort of get together on sunday, please respond to that post. It’s possible the meet up might be some place other than Dodger Stadium adjacent.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Brown

might have something to prove after getting a raw deal in Cleveland. It might work out, I think the atmosphere got too lax on the Lakers. I also think if Kobe is insulted he best look in the mirror and realize he might not be the best player on the team for much longer, and maybe the offense should revolve around the bigs.

That might be what Jim Buss is thinking, or he might just be letting his ego run wild. I do wish B Shaw the best tho.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on May 26, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Kobe will always be the best player on the team

regardless of ability :P

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on May 26, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican action movies are the best

Guy throws grenade at car, doesn’t explode for another 10 seconds with a weak explosion.

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Until you see the guy who was in the car be edited out of the scene once the grenade explodes

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Guy shoots another guy 10 times in the chest, guy who was shot doesn’t fall until he finishes two magazines on his rifle.

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol tiki barber

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=6594980

At one point in the article, Barber describes going into hiding with his girlfriend after his well-publicized breakup with his then-pregnant wife. Barber and his girlfriend ended up in the attic of the home of the player’s agent, Mark Lepselter.

“Lep’s Jewish,” Barber told Sports Illustrated. “And it was like a reverse Anne Frank thing.”

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on May 26, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I just had an after dinner drink

Called Grand Ruby Port in honor of rubby de la rosa’s debut this week

by Brandon Lennox on May 26, 2011 5:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Speaking of which, I overreacted a bit when hearing the news. As long as he gets a chance to start eventually (next year), it’s fucking great that he’s here.

by silverwidow on May 26, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You?????

Nawwwwwwwwwww… ;-)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on May 26, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Al Kaline was signed out a high school and went straight to MLB

and played for the Tigers in 1953 (he was a bonus baby, having signed for $35,000) so he had to spend two years on the major league roster before he could be re-assigned to the minors.

In 1955, Kaline led the American League in batting (at age 20, he and Tiger legend and fellow HOF, Ty Cobb are the youngest batting champions in the history of the game) with a .340 average and .967 OPS (which turned out to be his career high). His career 134 OPS+ and also us tied for 14th best defensive WAR for all position players.

by bhsportsguy on May 26, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I googled Brett Lee and this guy came up

Now I know cricket is baseball’s cousin, but…

"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years"
"Parte il tiro, RETE! RETE! RETE!"
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by Paul Udani on May 26, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

from Bill Shaikin
McCourts conclude four hours of settlement talks. No agreement announced, talks resume June 8. #dodgers

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

and

the Angels get the TJ treatment.

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

what amazes me, in both the case of Simers and Plashke, is this bit:

It’s so bad right now, I found myself looking for some golf tournament or horse race to write about instead of a baseball team that can’t score. So this is what it feels like to be Dwyre.

I guess Simers would die if he went to a soccer match.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step 2: invite Simers to a soccer match

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean come on
I haven’t been here all season long, taking the hint when owner Arte Moreno moved the media parking farther from the stadium.

Simers, if you wanna quit your job, I will gladly walk the extra fifty feet you can’t walk.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookouts playing two tomorrow

Doubleheader starts at 2:15pm PDT. A pair of seven-inning games.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Allen “Complete Game” Carl

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josie

i request that you read the first draft of my short story and give me feed back. when its done.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My advice: make it longer.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said short story, not a pamphlet!

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

hey, it’ll get there

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I accept your challenge. With the disclaimed that I’m purposefully too mean when I critique cause I find anything other than negative criticism useless.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

i want honest opinion but be just a tiny bit gentle, as this is the first piece of prose i’ve written in like 5 years. but i want someone who doesnt know me that well to read it, doesn’t know my previous stories.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can also tell you now

that i tense shift a ton and there are a bazillion typos.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take it

but know that i know this ;D

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, sure : ) I’ve never just torched an entire piece, more just I’m a super stickler on grammar and whatnot

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the reason i stopped writing for so long

is because i became too much of a grammar stickler. it killed my writing style (which i realized was really, really casual written like i say it…) so I’m trying to just get the main ideas and what not out and then go back and fix the grammar stuff.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I’m all for that. Self editing while writing is the worst thing you can do. You’re really writing when your hands can’t keep up with what you want to say.

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

did you go to disneyland gradnight?

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

not sure if thats good or bad. good i think. this whole thing is about disneyland gradnight 2000 haha

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this one of those fictionalized real events?

by Josie Becker on May 26, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

it has lots of reality and a lot of fiction

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

they shoulda hit him

Songco stays red effing hot. double for an rbi. 1-0

Scott Elbert will save us.

by NotJoeTorre on May 26, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake Griffin+RAGE commercial

=Comedy Gold

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like the Giants

may want to trade for Pudge

sayeth Rosenthal

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I just had one of those naps where I thought it was tomorrow morning. Naturally, I freaked out.

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

hahah

i keep thinking its Friday.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinking?

or wishing?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinking

i had the day off today but im working tomorrow and tuesday.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always Friday for me

but that may be coming to an end soon

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

by mleadman on May 26, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bulls are choking

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This game got away really fast. So fast that I barely noticed.

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron to the finals

Why God Why?

"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years"
"Parte il tiro, RETE! RETE! RETE!"
Barca Blaugranes- SB Nation's FC Barcelona blog

by Paul Udani on May 26, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Best player’s gotta win some time.

That said, I am rooting for Dallas. Heat are looking strong though.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Mavs!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Although I have no ill will towards Lebron, I’m rooting for Dirk as well…

"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years"
"Parte il tiro, RETE! RETE! RETE!"
Barca Blaugranes- SB Nation's FC Barcelona blog

by Paul Udani on May 26, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Nate Silver
Miami is like the real-life embodiment of an NBA Jam team.

by mintxcore on May 26, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LeBron dominating Rose individually in this series is shades of the 1995 WCF, with Hakeem destroying David Robinson.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

In the “you may have won MVP, but we all know who the real MVP is” sense.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies

3 runs down in the ninth. After Kelly Johnson hits a 2 run HR off of Street

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t realize until right now that Arizona is ahead of Colorado in the standings

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

bastards…..

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

@Rosenberg_Mike Poor Cleveland. First the world didn’t end, now this.

by Julio Nievas on May 26, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i think the Indians

are some kind of Karmic prize for them right now

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait until they tie the Yankees for the Wild Card, then host the one-game playoff in Cleveland the day after the regular season ends.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Santana needs to practice his bunting.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies lose

they are now under .500

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So much for that hot start

"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years"
"Parte il tiro, RETE! RETE! RETE!"
Barca Blaugranes- SB Nation's FC Barcelona blog

by Paul Udani on May 26, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone send Dave Cameron the standings

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on May 26, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

between mustache and excessive eyeblack

he chose the route less likely to get beaned.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA Finals start Tuesday night in Miami. Finals work on a Tuesday-Thursday-Sunday format.

And 2-3-2.

by Alex41592 on May 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Switching to a 2-3-2 is silly

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just never understood why they did it differently. Must have something to do with ratings.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on May 26, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though, had Memphis played LAL or Portland, they would have logged more miles.

by Michael White on May 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers tried to help them out.

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

vs Marlins pitching matchups

Who pitches Saturday for Florida, anyone know?

Friday: Javier Vazquez
Saturday: Undecided
Sunday: Ricky Nolasco

by Xeifrank on May 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

might be bullpen game on Saturday

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the last time I remember the Cardinals doing that, the Dodgers beat them 10 – 2 or something like that. Blake DeWitt hit a HR

"The Dodgers are such a .500 team that if there was a way to split a three-game series, they'd find it." - Vin Scully

by Maddz on May 26, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Mitchell Boggs was involved IIRC

by Eric Stephen on May 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

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