Things have been super busy at work. The quality of these limericks suffers.
#27: DODGERS WIN! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BIG DUDE ON THE MOUND
Shout out the name: Tony Gwynn!
A catch that results in a win!
(Now swallow that pride
For a mumbled aside
‘Bout the closer – the catch saved his skin.)
#28 I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS UP
For the second time, now, in thueyier,
We get a poor eighth from Guerrier.
If he keeps his composure
He might be the closer
But like this? The results are unclier.
#29 WITH A COMPLETELY DISAPPOINTING DODGER SHUTOUT, HERE’S A LIMERICK BY SPAWN
I love Dodgers – don’t you question why!
I get to eat garlic fry!
And for treat, I have chosen
A game being played? GFY.
#30 I REMEMBER APRIL
Twenty-eight games! Whatta streak!
Ethier, hitter unique!
Will we sing the same tune
When he’s oh-for-June?
Let’s keep things from getting too bleak.
#31 I’M NOTICING A TREND
The fans say to Broxton: to hell, go!
Get rid of ya! We’ll even sell low!
But that guy on the mound --
Just one guy around
Who’s having a deal with his elbow.
#32 AND A FIRST BASEMAN WHO STRIKES OUT ON FO’ HACK?
The closer? Storm, argument, blowback.
The owners? Their taxes, they owe back.
And a game that ya wish
That like too-small fish
It was one you could just up and throw back.