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LIMERICKS 27-32



Things have been super busy at work.  The quality of these limericks suffers. 

These cover the Padres and Cubs series. I'm caught up for a few hours.

 

#27: DODGERS WIN!  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BIG DUDE ON THE MOUND

Shout out the name: Tony Gwynn!

A catch that results in a win!

(Now swallow that pride

For a mumbled aside

‘Bout the closer – the catch saved his skin.)

 

#28 I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS UP

For the second time, now, in thueyier,

We get a poor eighth from Guerrier.

If he keeps his composure

He might be the closer

But like this? The results are unclier.

 

#29 WITH A COMPLETELY DISAPPOINTING DODGER SHUTOUT, HERE’S A LIMERICK BY SPAWN

I love Dodgers – don’t you question why!

I get to eat garlic fry!

And for treat, I have chosen

Lemonade (frozen)!

A game being played?  GFY.

 

 

#30 I REMEMBER APRIL

Twenty-eight games!  Whatta streak!

Ethier, hitter unique!

Will we sing the same tune

When he’s oh-for-June?

Let’s keep things from getting too bleak.

 

 

#31 I’M NOTICING A TREND

The fans say to Broxton: to hell, go!

Get rid of ya! We’ll even sell low!

But that guy on the mound --

Just one guy around

Who’s having a deal with his elbow.

 

 

#32 AND A FIRST BASEMAN WHO STRIKES OUT ON FO’ HACK?

The closer? Storm, argument, blowback.

The owners? Their taxes, they owe back.

And a game that ya wish

That like too-small fish

It was one you could just up and throw back.


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