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LIMERICK 33

I was gonna work out something about Pridie/pretty/shitty, but I didn't have the heart.  Here's a fairly caustic limerick that  is maybe a little harsher than I really feel... maybe.  I dunno, if the team is gonna go anywhere, it's not enough to stay at .500 and then kick ass when Furcal gets back... they also have to beat up the terrible teams like the Mets.  Then again, I really don't think the Dodgers are going anywhere, so what am I talking about?

 

ONLY PRIDE IS ON THE LINE, AND WE DON’T HAVE ANY OF THAT, ANYWAY
We have some terrible batters;
Their pitching staff is in tatters!
Which is better, which worse?
The point of this verse
Is to say that I don’t think it matters.

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