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Best Game in Town

I'm not talking Dodger baseball, I'm talking about Xeifrank's sideboard contest / game that doesn't get enough action from our membership group. I will lay some of the blame on our feet as we do not promote the game like we should. TBLA is extremely lucky that Xeifrank has decided to use TBLA as his arena for promoting his simulator. The amount of work he puts into this on a daily basis staggers me when you consider what he gets out of it.  He may not even want more action then he's getting, but I at least want to put the word out that if you are not playing this game, you are missing out.

When Xeifrank first started the simulation contest last year it was a simple fare. He gave you the top 100 outcomes of the upcoming game based on his simulator.  The contest involved picking the one you felt was going to be the score for the game and you got points awarded based on where that score was in the simulation. It was a simple no brainer game that a gin soaked bag of bones was able to win the 2010 contest.

In an effort to make it harder, Xeifrank added in some complexity  that I was not fond of so I stopped playing. It seemed like too much work for me, and I mentioned that a few times. The hardcore players told me I was wrong and basically said GFM and leave them alone to play their game. Chagrined but still looking for a way to add some drama to the game threads I tried to incorporate some contests in our own threads with TBLA dollars being awarded for various things. That has pretty much been a failure.

A few weeks ago on a whim I popped over to one of Xeifrank's game contest threads and found that Xeifrank had taken his game to a level that I applauded.  He still has the game simulator going but now he gives you starting betting points per month (100) and you can now bet on Over/Under props or odd based prop bets. You decide yourself how much to bet, you can bet nothing or go all in. These are the new rules:

July Rules:
There will be eight questions. Five of them will have even money odds, the other three will have higher paying odds. You may answer any amount of the questions as you'd like and wager any amount as long as your wagers don't go over your remaining bankroll. Every person starts out with 100 points to wager with. A wrong guess loses points and a correct guess wins points (odds will always be whole number). You still pick the game score from the table of scores. Each game score has odds associated with it.  You will be given a free 5 unit bet on the game score.  If you pick the correct game score you win 5 times the odds for that score.  For questions where a starting position player is the answer, I will allow guesses of "starting SS" instead of "Dee Gordon". But if you guess a players name, then that is your final guess.  I will keep a Google Docs spreadsheet keeping track of everyone's bankroll.  As people play for the first time, I will add them to the spreadsheet.  A minimum of 250 units must be risked over the month to be eligible for the title.

This is more my style, I can't say enough how much I love how this contest has evolved. Here is what today's prop bets are:

Actual Contest Questions

A. O/U Total Runs Scored: 6.5 (1:1)
B. O/U Dodgers runs minus Rockies runs: 0.5 (1:1)
C. O/U Matt Kemp Total bases plus stolen bases: 2.5 (1:1)
D. O/U Dodgers hits minus Rubby De la Rosa strikeouts: 1.5 (1:1)
E. O/U Rubby De la Rosa HRs Allowed: 0.5 (1:1)

F. (Prop bet) Juan Uribe gets an RBI: (2:1)
G. (Prop bet) Andre Ethier or James Loney hit a HR: (3:1)
H. (Prop bet) Rubby De la Rosa strikes out 10 or more batters: (5:1)

Check it out, if you love to gamble and what baseball numbers person does not like to gamble, then I think you will be pleasantly surprised with what Xeifrank has come up with.  Even with one week to go you have plenty of time to try to dethrone me as current champ. With bets like these you can easily turn 100 points into 345 in a just a few games.

For lurkers who don't feel they have anything to say in our threads, this contest is a good place to dip your toes into the TBLA murky waters of interaction. No off topic stuff happening over there, just good old fashioned betting, without having to worry about how to buy those shoes tomorrow because you felt Rubby was going to K 10 batters tonight.

I honestly  can't see any of the current rabble dethroning me so Xeifrank needs some new blood to take a crack at me.

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Is there a “next” photo?

by berkowit28 on Jul 25, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a missile. And when did “bulls” get in to the planking fad?

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that planking?

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I don’t think he’s what the Giants need, I’d be very happy to have an Upton playing for us.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd like to see what he could do

with a change of scenary.

I actually didn’t know that about Tropicana field. I thought it was a more neutral park.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it is why owning the Tampa Bay pitchers is good and why Zobrist is real awesome.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most amusing part of this post

is all the non-baseball comments it will get before the series/game preview post comes up later this afternoon.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AJ Ellis

has now hit his second home run in what, less than a week

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

the floodgates are open

the switch has been flipped

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start the reactor

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Open

your miiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnndddddd

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Consider this a divorce……………………

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xei's simulator skills are awesoke

but the game doesn’t really seem like something I could really do.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That is true, the competition would kill you, this is not for the weak.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked just trying to guess the score. simple=good for me in this case.

by delias man on Jul 25, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You can still just guess the score too. If your score hits. you could even end up winning. And if you do something really smart or dumb you might even get a song dedication. :)

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I am 4 months behind…

by delias man on Jul 25, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t start betting until last week.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m now in 1st place.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

G Scott was first when i started.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he is not

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went for the kill, and fell on my sword.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

resets monthly

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

we hit the reset button every month. Even keithc13 won one month.

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Criminey
Even keithc13 won one month

what’s the point then if someone from ArKansas can win the bloody contest?

Why I bet if the Cal folk put their collective heads together they could muster up a monthly win.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muthu Fucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you Xei and Phil!!!!!!

by keithc13 on Jul 25, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the consensus on “Train In Vain”? I think it’s pretty fantastic.

by silverwidow on Jul 25, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The consensus in my head is “what is that?”

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Song by the Clash.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, it’s even on London Calling. Chalk this one up to an Eric Fail.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardly, he asking about a song 32 years old, a band that hasn’t played together in 26 years, and you are supposed to know he’s referencing that song?

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A song that everyone calls Stand By Me.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made an old dude feel old today. Three of us in the elevator, he turns to the other gentleman and says “I’ve known so and so since the mid-80s”. I said “I was born in the mid-80s, what do I win?”

I’ve only ever heard Lock the Cashbox and Should I Stay Or Should I Go by the Clash, and the latter I first heard in Iron Man.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lock the Cashbox

How dare you

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’d I say?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

youtube is blocked, help a brotha out.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you linked to the Casbah video

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

in which case, consider your chain fully pulled.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did go into my ipod and only find those two songs though.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two, plus London Calling (the song), and your Clash thirst will be quenched.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Straight to Hell Boys

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

crash course

their first album (self-titled) including White Man in Hammersmith Palais on the UK version, then London Calling, Combat Rock and most of Sandinista!

THE WHOLE ALBUMS.

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pat answer to that quip from you utes is “paying for my social security the rest of your life while I’m laying in the sun with a drink in my hand”.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to finish it

….and by the time you finally get to my age, you will die of skin cancer because of all the hairspray I used in 1972

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until we’re 35 and run for office and get that shit cancelled like Firefly.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you’re 35, we will be the ones voting, you aint got the numbers

maybe you kill it when you are 55, but then you are a victim and not the perp

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by that time i’ll be closer to collecting than not, so I’ll want to keep it.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I was saying in my 70’s tv cop jargon

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss TJ Hooker.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong decade, that was watered down cop show, got to get to the source

btw – helped heather locklear several times when I was working at Nordstrom 20 years ago. She was all that

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was my dream girl for a bit when she was on Spin City.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was my bunk girl when she was on Dynasty

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was probably the damn near perfect time to “help” Ms. Locklear.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

I sang that at the first TBLA Karaoke Night!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 25, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was probably eating some Chef Art pizza.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chef Art was thinking about eating some..aww nevermind.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And where have you two been?

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rocked the Clash, I must see the youtube.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not close to their best song

but OK. I’d rather listen to it than “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” a millionth time.

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not creative enough to make this up

There is a 3B 2012 draft prospect expected to go in the top 10 named Joey Gallo. 2015 TBLA headlines, you’re welcome.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he’s Aaron Miller. Dude throws 94 across the diamond.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there some Gallos humor I'm missing?

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quickipedia

Joseph Gallo (April 7, 1929 – April 7, 1972), also known as “Crazy Joey” and “Joe the Blond”, was a New York City gangster for the Profaci crime family, later known as the Colombo crime family. Gallo and his crew initiated one of the bloodiest mob conflicts since the Castellammarese War of 1931.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Cousin Vinny referenced Joey Gallo, so yeah, I was.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

never saw that movie

funny, but I love gangster movies, but comedies with stereotypical italians are a little close to home

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodfellas and Untouchables are my two favorites.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you watch Cousin Vinny I think you’d change your mind.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably would

I love Marisa Tomei a little bit

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorites.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

love all three of those movies

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This movie started the love

If anyone tells me that her scene at the end is not one of the greatest hostile witness scenes in movie history, I say they should burn in hell.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone tells me that her scene at the end is not one of the greatest hostile witness scenes in movie history, I say they should burn in hell.

But would you say this under oath, in a court of law?

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell”

Different movie, very good hostile witness scene

by Michael White on Jul 25, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the first “Samuel L. Jackson yells his line” movie?

Or I suppose that came after Pulp Fiction. I’m getting my timeline mixed up.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pulp Fiction came first.

by Michael White on Jul 25, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pulp was 1994, this was 1996. Damn

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samuel Jackson had a small role in a movie called the Red Violin. Loved that movie but not sure it would be the cup of tea of many here.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like movies that start with Red unless they end with Dawn.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Redemption: The Stan Tookie Williams Story

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only williams I know is “Football”

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the dude who started the Crips.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just looking to work a “Football” Williams reference in…also a 8 Tray Crip if I am keeping my nefarious felons of LA in order

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I saw they were re-making that, I’m guessing the bad guys will be Chinese Loan Shark baddies instead of Cuban revolutionaries.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Awn.

or Re-Done.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“WAKE UP!”
—SLJ in Do the Right Thing.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jul 25, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

strangely enough, I knew that one before you posted it

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castellammarese seems an unnecessarily long, yet still awesome name for a war.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

References:
Gansters
Wine
Italians
Roosters
Hangings
Pico de…

what am I missing here?

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ‘g’ in Gangsters. Would’ve been funnier if you forgot the n.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gansters are the group of loyal fans of former Las Vegas showman Danny Gans.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shit you not

from UrbanDictionary

Ganster: A person who is part of the mafia. Not to be confused with gansta. Known to wear suits and carry guns in guitar cases.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

those urban people are purposefully dumb

me on the other hand, it appears that I am accidently brilliant

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m impressed you knew Crazy Joey, I figured you were working the Ernest and Julio angle

by Hollywood Joe on Jul 25, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t find Humma’s limericks because the lazy fuck stopped writing them. No staying power.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is apparently not projectable.

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by Nolij on Jul 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could confuse matters further by always referring to him as Humma Kuroda. Trade the guy, if he waives his clause. Or waves his claws.

by berkowit28 on Jul 25, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we have

a prospect named Billy Batts is the time to start celebrating.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d get my shine box if that happens.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep that guy here!

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres beat the Philadelphia Lees today 5-4

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice for the Padres. They were rather large underdogs in that game.

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine so. What do you think, +170?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Higher

Around +215. Phillies were nearly 69% favorites. There are a lot of big favorites in today’s games.

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle/Yankees? ;)

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Royals vs Red Sox (72.38%)
2. Padres vs Phillies (68.75%)
3. Mariners vs Yankees (66.89%)
4. Pirates vs Braves (64.85%)
5. Astros vs Cardinals (64.85%)
6. Twins vs Rangers (62.76%)
-———————————————————————
Anything above 60% is a solid favorite in baseball. Anything above 65% is a big favorite and anything above 70% is a huge favorite. My simulator results all match these Vegas numbers above fairly close. I think all are fair odds.

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners gonna kick some ass tonight!

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, let me re-phrase it

a little more PC-ish.

Mariners gonna kick some ass tonight!

They are going to get their asses handed to them for the 16th straight time tonight.

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how losing 15 games in a row immediately makes you the team to watch!

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap
Kirk Minihane
The Sox have five regulars (Gonzalez, Ortiz, Pedroia, Ellsbury, Youkilis) with an OPS over .870. The rest of the American League has six.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and 3 of those are home grown?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Jul 25, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is worth a holy crap. To even things out for the rest of the league they should take Lilly/Uribe/Guerrier off our hands.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I miss the days when we’d endlessly debate whether Stults should be our #5 starter. I always saw him as more of a #4 :)

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the Stultz / Stoltz debate.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mask = Elephant Man lite

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal says Tigers, Indians, and Rangers are 3 hottest teams on Kuroda.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

btw

Screw payroll relief; go for the prospects.

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will he wave his claws? (I’m trying again.) Lobster Kuroda?

by berkowit28 on Jul 25, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought DBacks were the frontrunners?!

/bowden

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for Mystery Team

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. Wasn't that great.

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS of those teams, would you say Rangers would have the best fits for LA in their farm system?

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt. Need Profar!!!

by silverwidow on Jul 25, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the rangers

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Jul 25, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said Rangers, not Carlos Ruiz.

Oh, you root for the Angels, too, don’t you? Eh, that’s your problem. ;-)

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers have the most prospects.

It could also end in us unironically trading for Chris Davis though.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers seem like the best fit given the prospects and location. Hopefully teams like the Yankees and Red Sox become more interested so we can get a better return.

by dodgers4life on Jul 25, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a bad thing?

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 6 months when Chris Davis is the starting 3B and we have no other options, and he’s hitting .160/.280/.400 in spring training, we’ll all have to hear how terrible Ned is at his job for trading for the guy we all wanted.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so. Huge PCL numbers sure but he’s 25, still strikes out a ton, and somehow only has 11 walks in 210 PA despite there being zero incentive to pitch to him. I don’t think he’s gonna be much different than what we’ve seen from him in the past.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, well I'd rather have Profar too but don't see the Rangers trading him for a rental.

We’ll see. I would think a change of scenery could help Davis, except going from Texas to a pitcher’s park and division would be even more challenging for him. So, yeah, I can see the downside.

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping

for a Michael Morse type breakout. Just give him the chance.

I certainly acknowledge Reg’s scenario happening though.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, no way in hell we’re getting Profar, but I’d rather get someone with someone that’s under 25.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going out on a limb here. I would like to point out that the rangers have had both Teixeira and AGon.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny that, one of the worse trades, and one of the best trades.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather us ironically trade for Chris Davis.

by fbihop on Jul 25, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCourts gonna reveal his entire ownership was ironic.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank will wake up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette and realize it was all a bad dream?

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he sells the team for 0 profit after the BK pays off his debts.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alanis Morrisette thinks this is ironic.

by fbihop on Jul 25, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel more like Ann and Nancy Wilson singing Barracuda.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Jackson singing “Bad”?

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I need to look more, because I thought the song was ‘fuck you for wanting to take all my money and take advantage of me’ not ‘fuck you for saying me and my sister are lesbian lovers’.

My bad.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t he hurt?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re the guy in fantasy baseball who has the max 5 pending trade proposals out at all times, aren’t you?

I can’t tell if you actually like any of the people suggested as returns, or if you really just want to see some action.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyman and Rosenthal

Both have a history of being terrible. But who of the two are more reliable?

by Julio Nievas on Jul 25, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

meteor

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by nolander on Jul 25, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy Heyman

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal isn’t owned by Boras and didn’t invent the Mystery Team.

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by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jul 25, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Marchand on ESPN New York.com says
Los Angeles Dodgers starter Hiroki Kuroda will consider waiving his no-trade clause if he were traded to the New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox, according to a baseball official with knowledge of the situation.

There is a common perception that Kuroda only wants to remain in Los Angeles, but the official said that is a “myth” and Kuroda will consider his options, if dealt.

by dodgers4life on Jul 25, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

well no shit

we already know this about considering his options.

by npurcell on Jul 25, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he really wanted to re-sign in LA for 2012, he’d only waive his NTC if the Dodgers were getting someone who could start next year.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s getting a little Favre-ish. I’m already counting him out for us in 2012.

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get the Favre comp. Not one bit.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. I wouldn’t want to go from a shitty team in LA to a shitty team in the Midwest

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we didn't know in particular Yankees or Red Sox were okay

(also makes me wonder if Detroit is not okay, which would not surprise me.)

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees are willing to give up top catching prospect Jesus Montero in the right trade

That would make things more interesting, although I suppose the “right trade” might involve a lot more than Hiro.

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Jul 25, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt

Might have to give back a top prospect. Hard to see Ned having the foresight to do that. Getting Montero would right a lot of wrongs.

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"right trade" would include Ethier too probably

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees want lefty relief—wish Kuo was in a better place.

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Jul 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah. If he was in good shape this year of course part of me would want to hang on to him, but

since he’s been having a messy season he isn’t tradeable anyway.

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means Ubaldo.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Kuroda really wants to help out the Dodgers, then he should be dealt to a team so we can get a potential good prospect (B, B-) that may help out the team in the future. Then we’ll re-sign him to another 1-year deal in 2012 and win the WS. The season has been shot anyway. Come on HK!

by Julio Nievas on Jul 25, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we afford him?

by kinbote on Jul 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he took a pay cut once to come back

i’m sure he’d do it again.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only wild card I see is the identity of the Dodgers’ GM in 2012. Ned’s done everything to say he wants to resign him next year except buy billboards.

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Jul 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he can live like a king for the rest of his life and not worry about any of this BS.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could sign for another $12mil and live Kingier.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We really don’t know. Sure he might be willing to do it again or maybe he’ll say “I gave up a ton of money to play for you, then you traded me anyway, slag off”.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the fair market value for a 37 year old #3 starter? My guess is it was a deal this year, but what he deserves for next year.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to enter a market where the best pitchers are CJ Wilson and Edwin Jackson. Dude could easily get Ted Lilly money.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, he’s Derek Lowe of 2008.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, you know, still good at baseball.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t that the case last year as well though? Besides Cliff Lee that is.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he took a discounted contract to stay close to home. He might be cool with it, or he might be upset that we strongly suggested he waive his no trade clause. I don’t know Kuroda so I can’t say.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s also having his worst season. Sure his peripherals are in the mid-3’s and although all his bad ratios are up and the good ones are down, they’re still good/good-ish, his velocity is down and I’m not sure how much longer he’ll be worth even the 2012. Having watched him this year, I think he’s getting lucky with LOB and this time next year we’ll be most thankful that he only signed a 1 year deal.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t tell if you were responding to me with this or not. It’d be in Hiroki’s best interest to go to a winner if we get some actual help for 2012. If it’s a B- prospect, the team he re-signs with will be just as jacked up as this one.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This wasn’t a response to you.

And my comment was also a bit tongue in cheek.

by Julio Nievas on Jul 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst part of the NFL lockout ending

is that I realize Hank Williams Jr. still exists.

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i've been away from my computer for most of the day

but I saw phil’s recommendation for a Robinson vs Sands poll so I put one up as a fan post. Feel free to cast your vote here

by Brandon Lennox on Jul 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sands busting Trayvons chops. I wonder if that is because we liked what we saw of Sands in his brief stay?

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that this is probably true.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Robinson pulled from today’s game or is he injured?

by dodgers4life on Jul 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by nolander on Jul 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he must have that burning fire in his gut to play the game that all great players have wanting to be great and all

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

@AbqTopes:

Things are getting chippy here at The Lab. Z’s pitcher Koehler throws behind Sellers’ head, gets ejected. Trayvon Robinson also ejected
All I got.

by fbihop on Jul 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of it for me is that I am just more familiar with him. I give Sands an edge because he can play more positions, which probably wouldn’t matter if they both had higher ceilings. But it’s more like a 65/35 thing for me leaning towards Sands.

by Xeifrank on Jul 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved his arm and his eye

His swing, not so much. His arm was the deciding factor since I hear Tray’s arm is middling at best.

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said Sands because he hasn’t struck out 113 times this year.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. I think Trayvon is going to end up being something like Austin Jackson. Maybe a little more power.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Jul 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Austin Jackson is valuable.

by Tripon on Jul 25, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha, if only these guys panned out to be these guys that some guys think suck.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re saying a guys floor probably won’t be an average center fielder?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was reading some dumb top-ten list of best left fielders of all time and when it came to Carl Yastrzemski it said that Yaz didn’t have as good numbers as Ted Williams.

No shit.

by fbihop on Jul 25, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If you mean by rock: Drunkenly hits on anything in a skirt, and I mean anything, donkey manican, tranny. Anything.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please for very little money so we can make Chris Reed sign for a drink.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is an active day requirement to count as a season

But it would not matter anyway, if Bauer did sign a MLB deal, if he pitches at all in the minors, he will use one option.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would get four options anyway.

by silverwidow on Jul 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Mr. UCLA Long Toss

got a MLB contract from the Diamondbacks. That probably did not sit well with MLB.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would it not sit well with MLB?

by fbihop on Jul 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crasnick
A person who knows Hiroki Kuroda says he’s not into "hypotheticals,‘’ so he’ll make a call when deal is presented to him. #dodgers #trades

A person who knows Hiroki Kuroda says he’s not into "hypotheticals,‘’ so he’ll make a call when deal is presented to him. #dodgers #trades

by Julio Nievas on Jul 25, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oops
Kuroda is keeping an open mind. No lists. No "I won’t go theres.’’ No one will know until a deal is brought before him. #trades #dodgers

by Julio Nievas on Jul 25, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photo from Rockies beat writer

from the tallest point at Dodgers Stadium. Cool stuff. One day I will actually get to see a Dodgers game at Dodgers Stadium…

by fbihop on Jul 25, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This was actually in the third inning of Tuesday’s game.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh behave!

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should put a thick, tall row of trees behind the pavilion along the road so it looks like the stadium is in a thicket.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no views like that in DT!

by delias man on Jul 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

at first I thought you meant Dodger Thoughts and I thought what a strange thing to say, then slowly it struck me that you meant DownTown.

That be true

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a mini-plan in those seats last year. Those are kind of my favorite cheap seats. Sure, i’d take field level, but not for the coin I need to shell out for four of us. I always have these debates with people – better to go to a dozen games and sit in nose-bleed, or just one or two, and get good seats. I always go for quantity over quality, I guess.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Jul 25, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i burned my right hand, and can now only type with my left

by Josie Becker on Jul 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Something 90% of men have learned how to do just fine.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 60 Aloe Vera plants at your beck and call.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

at this point, it’s too painful to tske my hand out of the bowl of water

by Josie Becker on Jul 25, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a TBLA poll on how Josie burned her right hand?
A. She got to close to the flame
B. Friction is a bitch
C. I need people much more clever then myself to fill this up

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

well we know she wasn’t manhandling Andre cos he’s ice cold.

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by Pure Azure on Jul 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, Chef Art and an overcooked Pepperoni was involved.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that she was done with the dried Sausage…………

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chocolate melts at 86 degrees

I tend to just but a bowl (stainless steel) over a pot of hot water and let it sit. It could have been worst, sugar melts at around 200 degrees, that gives a nasty burn.

Use an ice pack on the hand.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to go witht he old M&Ms gag, but I am not that guy anymore. Melting chocolate that goes well with a number of dishes. Are you making Mole?

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

they came out delicious too, after i came too and could get them in the oven. i tried to keep baking after i burned myself, so my body made me feel faint

by Josie Becker on Jul 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mole brownies sound disgusting.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pink flesh crisps into a delicate brown but the eyes are where the real flavor lies.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chile

goes well with chocolate.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As does Argentina

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jul 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Christina can get with what ever.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take care of that burn.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

my hands are kinda blistery right now, one popped during the burning, nut i’ll live

by Josie Becker on Jul 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got both, be careful in the kitchen.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to 2nd degree burns

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio lives

Furcal SS
Miles 3B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Rivera LF
Loney 1B
Navarro C
Velez 2B
De La Rosa P

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Must be trying to pimp his trade value, either that or Carrol was just traded for Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, we’d have to include Ethan Martin to get them.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joking aside, Carroll being held out could be trade related.

by silverwidow on Jul 25, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said, if Carroll is traded and they give his ab’s to Velez instead of DeJesus, I’m going to be silverback irritated.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until I see for myself just how sucky DeJesus can be.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd almost guarantee he can't be as sucky as Velez.

Granted relatively SSS with both but from what I’ve seen of each, IDJ can at least be mediocre or slightly better. Velez is very fast, and very Teh Suck.

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gwynn was only just off Saturday. Is this a LH/RH thing, Loney in, Gwynn out?

by berkowit28 on Jul 25, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivera is going to play most of the time for now, either at LF or 1B

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it is the most important story of the day

ESPN is giving 3 hours (7-10 pm EDT) to covering the ending of the lockout and the new free agency rules for 2011.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad guys

Fowler CF
Ellis 2B
Helton 1B
Tulowitzki SS
Smith RF
Wigginton LF
Stewart 3B
Iannetta C
Nicasio P

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

CarGone?

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

gracias

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiggy should be as much fun in LF as he was at 3rd base last time we met.

Course you have to make room for Ian Stewart.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect place for you. It will be like preparing for hell.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are plants and birds and rocks and things.

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by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there may be buildings too. I think

by Julio Nievas on Jul 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And horses with no names?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jul 25, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels good to be out of the rain.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.moreno-valley.ca.us/community/about/city-history.shtml

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is like Parks and Recreation

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Luck

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's just south

of Bumfuck

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jul 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I bet they have minor league teams out there.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumfuck another name for Norfolk VA.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

For most of the 1990s and 2000s, it was one of the fastest-growing locales in the state if not the country. Kind of a meh place though. Not quite the meth haven that San Bernardino is, but not the best place in the world either.

Can likely get a decent sized house for cheap though.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DKnobler
While Rays have told teams they will not move Shields, they are willing to discuss Niemann or Davis. #tradedeadline

Ned should flip Kuroda prospect(s) into one of these guys, amirite?

by silverwidow on Jul 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Neimann, Davis not so much.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have plenty of internal candidates.

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

is a SP really something Rays need anyway?

I know they’re teetering on brink of buyer/seller too.

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by underdog on Jul 25, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure they need SP, but I definitely know they don’t need more payroll. Well, they may need it, but they don’t want or have it.

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they would have no interest in anything we are selling unless they just want to swap Andre for Upton and stick Andre in LF, Jenning in CF. In case they are moving Damon which would be likely.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you do that? Because I would

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Montana/Wyoming

Anything fun out there? minus activities involving rodeos

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Camping, Fishing and the great outdoors.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasing the opposite sex around.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

or same sec, id thats what youre into

by Josie Becker on Jul 25, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or watching the mating habits of the young.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t think horse riding is in my future. the horses wouldn’t be all that happy with me and their backs

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing this means you are a large guy. If this is the case then I suggest a mule. A lot of places that offer horseback riding also have mules. Same basic experience from what I understand (I’m a skinny city guy but I know many hunters who use horses and mules).

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have race horses and regular horses. I am big and they scare the shit out of me. Not a good combo..

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything outdoorsy

I mean YellowStone for gods sake.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already have that planned.

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

first thing we are doing actually, after family drinking session

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Faithful is not a ride

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jul 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I could spend an entire year there and still have plenty of places I’d want to see in that park.

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went when I was 6 or 7, it seemed like a magical place.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t try and feed Yogi, someone already lost it doing that.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Yogi go transgender?

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever see this?

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aint go Youtube at work.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was in HS, my dad brought me buffalo jerky. Chips of death or something like that. The hottest jerky i’ve ever had. Instant regret when you bite into it. Gonna get a lot of that when I’m there.

also my aunt has her own farm, in which they raise their own animals for food.
Family BBQ
Menu: Anything that is alive 2 hours before cooking it.

by NotJoeTorre on Jul 25, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try the Rocky Mountan oysters.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are people's thoughts regarding Ethier + Kuroda

for Montero and at least one other C level prospect, if they have any worth going for? Ethier is not going to be too expensive and his power should really benefit from playing in NYS. The only problem is the Yankee’s crowded outfield.

by Talka1ot on Jul 25, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not into hypotheticals

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jul 25, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would seem to be a problem trying to trade our best chip to a team who does not need him.

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Yankees weren’t gonna trade their best prospect for Kuroda, they aren’t gonna do it for Kuroda and a guy that doesn’t fit anywhere.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jul 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

First NFL cuts

Ravens: McGahee, Mason and Heap.

by silverwidow on Jul 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Miami needs to call Heap.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both are positions of need, but McGahee is played out, but Heap may have a few miles left on the tread.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should proof read, that is an awful lot of buts.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Heap is a role player at best going forward.

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A pass catching TE is what Miami needs. It has been a long time between players that can fill that roll.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were good when they had Shockey.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro not Semi Pro (NCAA)

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loved Andre 3000 in that movie

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next on behind the music what ever happend to………….

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

those miami lineups where insane when you consider how much future nfl talent was on them

andre johnson, reggie wayne, clinton portis, mcgahee, frank gore, shockey, Ed Reed, Kellen Winslow, Sean Taylor where all playing for them either in 2001 or 2002. Crazy

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Jul 25, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

none of them quarterbacks.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may be true but I don’t see him being that good of a player going forward. That’s all I’m really saying.

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is that much better than the neverwheres that Miami Dolphins are running out there now.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Fasano but I’m a biased ND fan.

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s medication for that.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 25, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sal would win the free tickets at tonight’s Lookouts game.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Jul 25, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Orange County and also rooted for USC. I didn’t know anything about rivalries when I was that little.

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is good for depth at that position, but a starter he is not.

by Grimjack on Jul 25, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have said coincided with Eric Stephen present

Tony Jackson tweets

Mattingly just pointed out two-game winning streak has coincided with @dylanohernandez taking days off. Good chance for another win tonight

by bhsportsguy on Jul 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Then he’d be setting himself up for a loss since Eric is AWOL

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by meercatjohn on Jul 25, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he do that when he put Velez in the starting lineup for tonight?

by VegasBlues on Jul 25, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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