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Dodgers Fifth Starters Improved In 2011

The cream of the Double A crop, including Nathan Eovaldi, has risen to the top this year and has contributed to the Dodgers.

In 2010, the Dodgers had quite a void at the bottom of their starting rotation*. Ely Mania was nice for a while, but ended with a thud. John Ely, Carlos Monasterios, Charlie Haeger, Ramon Ortiz, and James McDonald combined for 40 starts, and left a lot to be desired. The sour taste left by fewer than five innings per start averaged by that crew contributed greatly to Ned Colletti's starter spending spree last winter.

*I'm combining Vicente Padilla and Ted Lilly as the singular "fourth starter" since Lilly was acquired on July 31 and Padilla was injured for most of the final two months.

Nathan Eovaldi, making his third major league start Wednesday night against the Brewers, is the latest to fill the fifth starter role this season, a spot that has been mostly split between a pair of pitchers who eventually had season-ending surgery. Jon Garland and Rubby De La Rosa have pitched 19 of the 22 starts by Dodgers fifth starters this season, and the role has produced relatively better in 2011.

Dodgers Fifth Starters
Year Starts QS Record IP/GS HR/9 BB/9 K/9 ERA FIP WHIP
2010 40 11 17-23 4.72 1.43 4.29 6.58 6.34 5.26 1.648
2011 22 12 8-14 5.74 1.00 4.20 6.98 3.99 4.34 1.401

The fifth starters have averaged an inning more per start than last season, and have better numbers across the board. In 2010, fifth starters were a combined 6-21, while this year the fifth starters are 5-11. However, the Dodgers winning percentage in these games has dropped from .425 to .364. The bullpen was 11-2 in games started by fifth starters last season.

Rib Notes

Zack Greinke has had a bizarre 2011. He fractured a rib playing pickup basketball in spring training, and didn't make his Milwaukee debut until May 4. On the surface, Greinke is having a good year, at 11-4 with a 4.08 ERA. But dig deeper and Greinke's season looks even better. He has career-best rates in both strikeouts (30.1%) and walks (5.5%), and would be leading the majors in xFIP (2.26) if he had nine more innings.

Greinke has seven straight quality starts, and since the All-Star break his ERA is a paltry 1.56. At Miller Park this season, Greinke is 8-0 with nine walks and 85 strikeouts in 64 innings. The Brewers have won all 10 of Greinke's home starts this season.

Lineups

Dodgers   Brewers
LF
Gwynn

RF
Hart
3B
Blake

CF
Morgan
RF
Ethier

LF
Braun
CF
Kemp

1B
Fielder
2B
Miles
3B
McGehee
1B
Loney

SS
Betancourt
C
Navarro

2B
Hairston
SS
Sellers

C
Lucroy
P
Eovaldi

P
Greinke

Notes

  • Since the All-Star break, Dodgers starting pitchers have a 3.01 ERA, are averaging 6.3 innings per start, and have struck out 8.33 batters per nine innings. They have 19 quality starts in 29 games.
  • This series is the sixth four-game series for the Dodgers this season, and the fourth time they have lost at least the first two games of those series.
  • Jamey Carroll has 396 plate appearances this season. With four more PA, he will earn a $75,000 bonus per his contract. Carroll has bonuses for three more plateaus at 400, capping at $125,000 for 550 PA.

Game Time: 5:10 p.m.

TV: KCAL

MLB Gameday

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yes!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Vililla Tapadilla?

by berkowit28 on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vile Tedilla

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke will qualify for the xFIP title after tonight.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Not unless he records an out in the 10th inning.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke

currently sporting a…

K/9 of 11.29
BB/9 of 2.04

wow! Has to be the highest differential (for a SP with 100+ IP) between the two no?

by Xeifrank on Aug 17, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratio or raw number, because Roy Halladay.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Halladay is in the lead with a 7.7 K/BB.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player SO/BB IP Year Age W L W-L% BB SO ERA ERA+ OPS
Cliff Lee 10.28 212.1 2010 31 12 9 .571 18 185 3.18 130 .618
Curt Schilling 9.58 259.1 2002 35 23 7 .767 33 316 3.23 142 .613
Pedro Martinez 8.88 217.0 2000 28 18 6 .750 32 284 1.74 291 .473
Ben Sheets 8.25 237.0 2004 25 12 14 .462 32 264 2.70 162 .637
Carlos Silva 7.89 188.1 2005 26 9 8 .529 9 71 3.44 130 .741
Roy Halladay 7.70 184.2 2011 34 15 5 .750 23 177 2.53 152 .588
Curt Schilling 7.51 256.2 2001 34 22 6 .786 39 293 2.98 157 .675
Roy Halladay 7.30 250.2 2010 33 21 10 .677 30 219 2.44 165 .645

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 8/17/2011.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember loving Ben Sheets as a pitcher

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sticking out like a sore thumb

Ha Ha

Carlos Silva with only 71 K’s in 188 innings, but only 9 walks

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by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solid but not elite ;)

by kinbote on Aug 17, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 1.74 in an era where anything in the 3’s got you paid.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

for some reason, I was thinking K/9 minus BB/9. Just the raw difference between the two.

by Xeifrank on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing what happens when you don’t have John Ely pitching games

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by shaqfor3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It's unbelievable how good the pitching has been

Yet how awful the offense has been and WITH someone like Rivera coming to try and breathe life into it! :/

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Last five games now at Miller Park
1 – 0
2 – 1
3 – 0
2 – 1

1 – 0 would not be surprising tonight. Both teams having trouble scoring.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Is a 10 or 11 inning complete game possible in this era?

by silverwidow on Aug 17, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Possible Yes, probable No

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if Billy Martin is reincarnated.

by Xeifrank on Aug 17, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Wolf certainly could have done it a couple days ago.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Halladay in the World Series—no DH

by kinbote on Aug 17, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last pitcher to throw 11 innings was Dave Stewart in 1990. A 1-0 shutout of Seattle.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

His opponent was even better!

by silverwidow on Aug 17, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I didn’t notice Erik Hanson went 10 innings too.

Other 10-inning duels since 1990:

Bobby Jones v. Todd Stottlemyre, 1995
Mark Langston v. Bill Wegman, 1992
Mark Portugal vs. Greg Swindell, 1991

All six of those starters went 10 innings exactly.

Mark Langston’s final five starts for the 1992 Angels:
9 innings
10
8
10
9

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the game changed in a very, very short amount of time.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We must have good records of what kinds of pitcher injuries occurred in the early 1990s. Has anyone looked at those records and compared them to today? Do we have more or fewer injuries now? What effect do pitch counts have on injuries? What effect does better diagnosis have?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last 10-inning game was Aaron Harang in 2007, but it wasn’t a complete game. Only others to throw 10 frames since 2000 have been Halladay twice (2003, 2007) and Mark Mulder (2005). Those three games were CG wins (2 shutouts)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can make the argument that the 5th starter mess was the single biggest reason the Dodgers dropped out of contention last year.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Kemp pretending he didn’t know what 2009 was didn’t help much either

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Octavio Dotel didn’t help, either, but that’s neither here nor there.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney sure didn’t help

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin sure didn’t help

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

From second half on Broxton sure didn’t help

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by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre and his singles sure didn’t help

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone notice a trend of these guys?

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by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torre was just no help either.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier, from coming back from the DL on 5/31 until the end of the year:

.260/.335/.413

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre has decided that instead of being a 1st half / 2nd half kind of guy he will simply only hit in April / May and then cruise control the way right out of town.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Pierre was a puff of smoke.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Pierre was named Pope? I missed that.

Seems like a good choice. I hear he’s a better man than he is a ballplayer.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s more black smoke than white smoke

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemp was swinging for the fences last year and apparently just cared about that and rhianna.

/dodgers.com poster’ed

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a SB Nation Macro

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the answers is Frasier’s son. Don’t know the other.

by silverwidow on Aug 17, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Craig already nailed it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craig got it, Two and a half men kid, Miranda Cosgrove

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Josie didn't give the amounts

the kid on the revamped Two and Half Men show made $250K per episode (22-23 per season) and Miranda Cosgrove makes an astonishing $180K per episode for iCarly

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I always wondered how much the kids got on

Everybody Loves Raymond, I figured they still made over 7 figures for the life of the show.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

iCarly has made 84 episodes. Girl rich, y’all.

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

180K x 84 = wow

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by shaqfor3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and she’s 18! College at any private school = done. Fantastic luxury car that will last twenty years=done.

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I don’t think she made $180K at the start but she is not doing bad at all.

Just to compare – Charlie Sheen made $1.2M per episode in his last season on Two and Half Men. Hugh Laurie reportedly makes $400K per episode for House. Keifer Sutherland (who reportedly made $400K per 24 episode, is getting $125K per for his new role).

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV Guide reported Laurie at $700k, last wek, and Sutherland at $225,000

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

New role?

What show is he on?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

12

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Two Dozen”

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the kids know the song “Don’t touch me there”?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a sequel

to “Can’t Touch This”?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trequel to “Let Me Touch You For Awhile”

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, GScott with the Alison Krauss reference. You reveal an unsuspected pussiness.

I mean, of course, I know it’s an Alison Krauss reference, because I am a pussy and everyone knows it. But you?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy me some Alison Krauss. Especially her work in O Brother Where Art Thou and with Union Station (I think that was their name)

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

beautiful voice

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s great, no doubt.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The badass is Jerry Douglas, the dobro player, who I submit is as good at playing the dobro as anybody in the world is as good at anything.

by kinbote on Aug 17, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure I have heard a dobro, that said, I have no inkling what a dobro is.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As John Forster didn't write

And over on the dobro —
Who is that on the dobro?
Oh yeah, it’s the guy who drove me in from the airport
I forget his name, but he’s a monster, too.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Type of guitar. The guy is magnificent. On stage with the best bluegrass musicians on the planet and he always blows everyone away.

by kinbote on Aug 17, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re about half my size both ways, careful

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no doubt that you can take me down and make me regret any comment I might make. What are we fighting about?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but your signature is amazing.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, it was a self callback, no worries.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

was waiting for Julio to chime in something about him slipping passed you.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

5. Chico’s Bail Bonds

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

too funny, easy rec

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt she got paid that much at the beginning of the show

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard of iCarly

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s Nickelodeon’s answer to Friends

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

low blow

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's good

Her brother on the show is great.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww Keith. If you ever need someone to babysit, eat your food, and watch iCarly and Spongebob, I’m available

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

See ya on Saturday….I need you to watch her from 12-3 cdt.

I’ve got a fantasy football draft and cannot be disturbed….(unless you bring me beer)

:)

by keithc13 on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only bring beer if you’re buying the bartender one

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we even get 1 run tonight?

I dunno, I always knew Grienke was better than last season because even if he was giving up like 5-6 runs, he was striking out tons and his BABIP during that span was pretty high anyway.

It would be funny if Grienke was gonna try to go for 10 innings no matter what cause…

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/18/sports/baseball/18pitcher.html?_r=2

ZACK KNOWS HIS STUFF

by LAD17 on Aug 17, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's unfair how amazing Roy Halladay is

He’s down to a 2.14 FIP.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Man the Phillies must have had to trade a great player to get someone that good.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Realistically what would we have had to give up to get Doc back when he was traded?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would have been the equivalent?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like McDonald, Withrow and Gordon.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell, McDonald and Martin is what got Oswalt.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s not a great comparison since that offseason is probably our farm at its lowest point.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back then I would have been hesitant to do that

And I hate myself for even thinking that back then, lol. It would have been a pretty good haul though, back in 09.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw is 2nd on the list

at 2.60

:/

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by shaqfor3 on Aug 17, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He use to be kinda close to Doc in that category, now Doc has a friggin stranglehold.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am absolutely shocked to learn that search for Travis d’Arnud is a pain in the ass on minor league central.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

try Travis d’Arnaud

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the apostrophe that screws it up. No one types that when they’re searching.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we going to trade for him?

Toronto is starting to show some serious talent.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

d’a gave me the result, but d’ did not

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lied, d’ did too

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riddle me this

typing out d’Arnaud or any number (>2) of characters leading up to his full last name (d’, d’A, d’Ar and so on) provides the list of the two D’Arnaud’s. However, if I copy/paste his last name in, it provides no results

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably have a space at the end of it. That needs to get fixed immediately.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no spaces, no results. just trying to help.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try now.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i found the problem, the apostrophe I had copy/pasted was an irregular character.
d’Arnaud as opposed to d’Arnaud

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course :). Well you got me to fix a bug anyway so thanks.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I fucking hate that so

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't you just ignore symbols like every other search engine on the planet?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I just escape them. He’s in the database as Travis d’Arnuad and right now the search is just an SQL Like.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Ethier HAVE to hit before Kemp? What is the reasoning behind this?

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I would assume that the reasoning is he has very little chance of knocking Kemp in, but Kemp has a good chance to knock him in.

He does still get on base, just not hitting with any power.

by keithc13 on Aug 17, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

to me it’s “this way they pitch to Dre to avoid facing Kemp with runners on base” instead of “oh look, Dre is on deck, I’d rather face him than Kemp /walk” but Kemp has been pitched to with first base open and Aaron Miles/James Loney on deck many times this year, so I’m not sure it’s playing out as intended. Instead, teams are pitching Dre tougher.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get that, but he is still getting on base.

Tougher pitching might lead to less power?

by keithc13 on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Highest OBP on the team (non-Kemp division.) Would make sense to have the highest OBP man hit right before the highest SLG man.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean they pitch to him anyways

but I think this everytime I see MIles behind him. I just want some form of reasonable protection behind him. Ethier is reasonable.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivera is also reasonable.

by berkowit28 on Aug 17, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

then put him in the lineup (i also don’t believe in this handed-ness shit.) If he is better than Loney then just keep him in.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And based on how many runs we are scoring it is working to perfection.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue Bill Murray.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

has more to do with positions 5-2 being gimme outs.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree, Rivera has been money in the month he’s been here. Can’t say a bad word about him as of yet.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait till next year

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one's talking next year ;)

If and when he gets a contract from the Dodgers he will Jay Gibbons/Ronny Belliard us.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he will Jose Cruz us

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer if he Reggie Smith'ed us

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.1WAR already with us. I just don’t trust him.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could put Velez in the 3 hole and see how that works out.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish someone would stick a bat in Eugneio’s 3 hole

by keithc13 on Aug 17, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could play Rivera and see how that works out. Or since we don’t want to play him every game we could call up Sands and see how that works out.

Or we could do it the Ned/Donny way and simply let the smurph bat 5th.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I see Miles hitting 1, 2, or 5 any time soon I might have to surpress the urge to kill

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhh

did you see today’s line up?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick, someone check on IIIvdown

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob would never commit patricide. If anything it’ll be a few pigeons shot with BBs

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a ClayTripon

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BobbieDown

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerk!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight on TBLA News

Bobert shoots Tripon with 50 BBs to the liver after Josie uses his real name on the site

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

:o

I was guarding that fact with all I had. It was almost as big a secret as Iron Man hiding the fact he was Tony Stark!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iron Man doesn’t hide Tony Stark, Tony Stark hides Iron Man, nerd.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Ok, how about:

I hide my real identity as well as Superman does!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superman has a facebook?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead i’ll go for the 2nd straight day and suck ass at the driving range.

Honestly, golf is hard as fuck.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I disturbs me they have a name for this. I’m safe from that standpoint, do they have a name for a brother killing another brother besided he Cained it?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fratricide?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's also matricide. Sisters just love each other

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fratricide is when someone dies as a direct result of freshman year hazing

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this a question or an answer or a questionable answer?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the answer – that’s what bros killing bros is called.

I’d have to think that sis on sis violence is something like sororicide or something like that.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right, I couldn’t remember if Sorority was Latin or Greek

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re very similar in both languages, due to the Indo-European roots I believe.

Not that Greek is very Indo-European in the first place, but whatever.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only need to fear fraticide. Unless they have a name for nieces/nephews killing Uncles

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

avunculicide!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not surprising there’s a word. The most famous play in the English language is aboutg a nephew killing his uncle. Well, dithering about it, but you know what I mean.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Childless, rich, crazy Uncles are always being preyed upon by nephews which is why I choose to be poor.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was told last night we have about 1/3 the English vocabulary as 100 years ago, so I’m not sure there’s really a word for anything.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but now we have “lol”

give some, take some

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

true story: Every year we go on, it’s the Old English Germanic words we lose, due to big bad foreign words

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

well done

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must...kill...dr pepper haters...

If only I could find one.

If not I’ll settle for idiot MLB managers.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(obiwanfinalwords.mp3)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU!

oh wait no

IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I thought the first line, hahah

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha so did I

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get it for free if you sign up for Direct TV.

I sent an email bitching about it last week as I got nothing to sign up about 4 years ago.

I was told I could get it at a discount.

fuckers

by keithc13 on Aug 17, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t be that guy Keith. Companies are allowed to run promotions to attract new business

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m already that guy

by keithc13 on Aug 17, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they

have had similar promotions in the past.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith is the reason why I left Time Warner Cable

People like him calling in with stupid complains, lol. I’m glad he emailed it though, much better! :)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complaints*

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Keithc!

If I ever got you on the phone at TWC i’d have enjoyed it I’m sure, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

dadgum?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assume that the improved Raiders will be on channel 2 much more often this year. no need to pay for that.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

not with the Chargers contractually obligated to be shown on CBS

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Risky gamble. The local market belongs to San Diego which is also AFC (therefore also on CBS.)

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time Raider games can make it to CBS in LA is when the Chargers have an off week

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess the charges never play on NBC, ESPN, or CBS never has a doubleheader?

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

or they are never on FOX?

or the raiders are never on FOX?
there is plenty of room for both.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chargers are on FOX a maximum of 2 times per year.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only two Chargers games a year at most are on FOX. When an NFC team visits San Diego.

Just look at the visiting team in all games. If it’s an AFC team the game is on CBS, if it is an NFC team it’s on FOX.

Unless it’s a National game on ESPN or NBC.

by Alex41592 on Aug 17, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

my quick study of both schedules says that they only play

at the same time on the same channel 3 times not including the 2 times they play each other.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully those times they play at different times aren’t during FOX doubleheader weeks.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

but i dont really care because I am going to at least two of those games.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU said Channel 2, not me, captain changes the rules

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. I think I might have to get this.

by Alex41592 on Aug 17, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

YES
.
.
.
.
fuck thats a lot of money

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

like $20 per game of your favorite team.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have at least one nationally televised game I think

so more!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just back from the cheese shop

Picked up some Hooligan, which is very good

And Fourme d’Ambert, which I recommend to all y’all who like Stilton

And some Jean d’Alos Comte.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did ya get any provolone? Provolone is the tits.

by silverwidow on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I adore you, Silverwidow.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried searching for a few of those cheeses

On Minor League Central, and none came up

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 2:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

check your apostrophes

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, it’s d’Alos, as opposed to d’Alos

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, it really was a different ’ it just didn’t look like it when i copy pasted here what I copy pasted there.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those cheeses are all major league, son.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

they play with Chase d'Arnaud

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, I didn’t even know he was mentioned elsewhere in this thread, the odds of that!

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Writing an "About Me" is difficult

so is writing a fun class description to entice new clients to try your weird and exotic fitness class.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you want to get super swole?

Do you also move pianos?

Try Zumba!

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought you already started the class and it was full?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the demos and they were successful

my first REAL class happens Thursday night but they want stuff for the website.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

All “About Me” entries should be fictional.

I would start yours with something like, “Raised by wolves from the age of three…” and end it with “Madeleine enjoys humpback whale riding, phrenology, and cheese.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madeline is aware that no one will proofread this.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think I just talk about how I used to be really athletic as a kid (competitive swimming!) and that I like to dance.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

who am i?

you sure you want to know?

/shouldbethefirsttwolines

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nitro still looks like a Roman Patrician after an orgiastic explosion in that photo

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 17, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

he looks like a statue coming to life.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols is up to a .385 wOBA

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1177&position=1B

It just amazes me how great he actually is. Up to 3.9 WAR as well.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a room, Viva El Dildos

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 2:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is this guy a Dodger?

Otherwise I don’t need daily updates of his stats.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I appreciate great baseball. Sue me.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t fret, Michael is working on something he’s going to publish this week and he’s probably obsessing about the fact he’s lost 1/3 of the English language to work with.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was going to be about Billingsley. I didn’t get to it today.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chad is shocked

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laugh if you must, but I wrote the shit out the game previews on Friday and Saturday last weekend.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did, and the recap could not be topped.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

called it!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was close to posting something saying

How great is Matt Kemp?

But it’s been talked to death in here as well it would have turned into we can sign him long term and how McCourt is an asshole.

That’s just a guess, anyway.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you hangry?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried signing Hangry and it ended poorly.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

we much rather see the daily numbers of Smurph one, Smurf two, and Smurv three

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m preparing to break down the numbers for Miles, Carroll, and Navarro! :P

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That actually sounds like something funny in a dark way

Perhaps I’ll give it a look.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

smurf that

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like Matt Kemp light.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A phrase I never thought I’d hear in any year.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

[redacted]

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Van Slyke ended up with four hits today, double, triple, two singles. It also appears he’s back in LF with Galvez starting at 1st.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

versitility!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kemp has the second highest differential in fWAR from last year to this year, with 4.4WAR. Leader is at 5.1WAR.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ben Zobrist?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

zobrist not in the top 16

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

berkman not in the top 16

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kotchman was 5th
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/an-early-look-at-comeback-player-of-the-year/

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess that article is dated 7/22, so my bad if it’s not perfectly accurate.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the whole thing is complete and utter horseshit

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s fWAR, of course it is. defense counts.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman in the outfield, I can see it.

Jacoby?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jacoby Ellsbury ladies and gentlefolk.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast Bias is built into the algorithm’s that permeate baseball. Moneyball told me so.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d put my money on him

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy was -0.1fWAR last year, 5.0 this year.

And berkman had a 2.1 fWAR last year.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does f WAR

stand for Fucking WAR because that is what I think whenever I see it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fWAR is fangraphs WAR, bWAR is B-R WAR

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy rec, or easiest rec?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

tblaWAR is what happens any time you tell somebody to GFY

…which I really thought you were gonna lay on Joey yesterday

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was extremely confused by some of the stuff I read yesterday

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would not have accomplished anything. Joey just went off the deep end and had to be pulled back to reality. I was not a Joey Joe fan but I do believe he adds to the betterment of TBLA discourse when he’s not nutt sack crazy.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is when, exactly

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Joe was right once

so now Phil thinks he needs to be here forever

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll buy that for a dollar

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

worked for you so don’t complain

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

right about something that should never have happened, and now the guy has TJ. Not a direct correlation to that one game, but maybe from jumping from no innings to 100 innings just like he jumped from no pitches to 100.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a few lists, but at this point I think he likes the attention and is just trolling people for rage fits.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is really good at it though

so he deserves some credit

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more impressed than angry at this point, but it’s also not yet at the entertainment value point so I get irrational when I see him comment.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ricky Romero is better than Troy Tulowitski I mean how do you even come up with that.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I defended the guy

because I thought he brought up legitimate baseball arguments a good deal of the time, and everybody else just sounded like an echo chamber when they thought this team had a chance with such veteran fringe. I might have missed something offensive he said earlier in the year cos I wasn’t active here.

Last night what he did was indefensible. He had an agenda and lashed out at a perfectly civil commenter. It was nutso.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate to ask, but what happened last night?

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

called bhsportsguy a name

because he thought bh was being racist against whiteys.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he went after BH again? what thread was this in?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

as someone who is overly sensitive to race issues

I have no idea how that happened

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so happens that some HOF who may not belong but had long enduring careers all happened to be whitey’s and Joey Joe thought BH was headed in that direction when he listed them in asking me if Thome was part of that group.

I didn’t have a problem with Joey Joe leaping to that conclusion as I think someone could, I just had a problem with the name calling. Once it was explained he said “my bad” which I guess was an apology but I’d rather have seen I’m sorry but maybe generational “my bad” works the same.

Eric was around, if he felt it was ban worthy he could have done so. I didn’t and I’m sure Craig would not have wanted him banned for a misunderstanding.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand how that question could be construed as racist. It requires an incredible intuitive leap, especially for a question that gets a lot of play on TBLA (i.e., “Is so-and-so going to the HOF”). Since one of the players in question got into the Hall recently with the support of so-called “new” statistics, I don’t see the connection of race as clearly as I do that of “Thome isn’t a typical HOFer, but homie has 600 HRs so now what?”

Again, that’s just me. I didn’t get the leap, but if others did, then ok.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, only Joey Joe did. Yes it was quite a leap.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

phil -

it was the polio comment. I thought bhsportsguy was trying to suggest he was getting too much credit for not even being that great of player…and when he listed 3 other white dudes…i figured that was the direction he was going.

Its just the Larry Bird argument for baseball. He said he didnt mean it that way so i said my bad.

I shouldnt have used name calling though. A simple “thats stupid” would have sufficed.

by Joey Joe on Aug 17, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Bad

I think that phrase is a piss poor attempt to take responcabilty for ones questionable words or deeds.

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then saying

that someone is being passive aggressive about it in the next comment…yeah.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

it’s basically a girls’ volleyball phrase

by kinbote on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

or when your 18 year old brother eats your ice cream. “Oh, my bad.” /goes back to playing FIFA

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when you run over the neighbors cat on purpose “my bad” doesn’t cut it?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, not so much.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The neighbor should apologize for dirtying your tires.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three scoops of Ben and Jerry’s Mint Chocolate Cookie I’ll never get back. Though he did buy a whole new case of Pacificos for us after drinking a couple the other day.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her 18-year-old bought beer? How did that happen? Did he “hey mister” it?

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know, “yeah go ahead and have a beer” + 4 days vacation = brand new 12 pack.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Maddz Mommz did it

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be pretty pissed. So pissed I’d probably set Maddz up in her own place so that never happens again.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way man, this one comes with free beer.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re about half her size both ways, careful

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Maddz was that big there would be no room to Zumba in her class

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once had a friend try to convince me the phrase was “my back,” which resulted in 20 minutes of heated debate.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

which ended in “my bad”

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha ha

At first I thought you were saying “My Bad” and I was wondering why.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard for me to say I’m sorry.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m selling

dead to me

If G Scott was pitching, I’d encourage him to drill him in the ear hole

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want you on my team to pretend to hold me back as I pretend to want to kick the batter’s ass.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate you asking, now I don’t have to and I still get to learn

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have beaten the “blow up the team” drum for two goddam years and nobody, to my knowledge, has ever thought that I should be GFY’d. (Except me.)

I do not think Joey is being singled out for his opinions.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like a spirited debate

but it just seems like sometimes he doesn’t know the boundaries, or doesn’t care. Regardless, I don’t abide personal insults unless they’re good-natured. A lot of people here know each other, I am far away and haven’t had the chance to socialize, but you interact in a community within certain guidelines and rules of decorum.

If you pull shit like that last nite, you lose all credibility. I think political tension spilled over.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right.
I dont really care.

Its the internet. Its isnt real life to me.
To those that have met each other, it probably is and if i met people personally i’d probably censor myself. But to me the enjoyment messageboards is that you can not be censored, cut loose, and no one takes it personally.

by Joey Joe on Aug 17, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be lonely, see how Maddz has teamed back up with Josie to perk this place up

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

each on their own is out of control but together they have functional harmony.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And get off our lawn.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you paid me to mow it. or at least you said you would, pay up old man!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sprays Tommy with hose

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

just wait

until you have a fridge to move

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I have a job

So I can pay a dude to do it for me.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE DON’T HAVE JOBS BECAUSE Y’ALL BROKE THE SYSTEM!

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

By Y'all

do you mean Hebrews, PR writers, Trolls, Cheese Lovers, TBLA members?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean the collective body of the AARP TBLA Chapter : p

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What sucks is that I just my classification in five abject categories just got reduced to one even more abject category.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Hebrew of Cheese Lover is abject : p

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this entire thread has been an abject failure

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humma, David and I

were talking about this at lunch the other day over martinis.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it wasn’t at Truxtons [inside joke]

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuxtons

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We don’t have stem glasses, because we like disappointing Josies”

Disappointing Josies would be a good band name

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they never disappoint

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disappointing Josies; is this the name of an amature porn site?
.
.
.
(Ducks and hobbles)

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punk Rock band

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does that place suck?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not funny unless G is here to imitate the face I made

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

food is okay, but really, Josie and I will have to re-enact at tblaSoftball.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh goodie, I get to see it for the 15th time

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! It’s still funny!

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

honey, what have we said about your jokes?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because you use “honey” doesn’t make it ok to say it

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a strategy. I keep telling them over and over again until they’re funny.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 35 year old theory is that girlfriends/wife’s do not think the people they love are as funny as they think they are.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is of course true.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

even though we are funny as fuck

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always. Skirts try to be funny by making us look unfunny.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

my approach

is more lassiez faire than you realize

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that place exists

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have a job

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why are you fucking moving fridges?

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it is the magic question: “Can I pay somebody to do this for me?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

time is not money

time is more valuable then money

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. So is being a lazy fuck. Being a lazy fuck is more valuable than money.

When in doubt, pay somebody.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a cheap lazy fuck however has created the meercat syndrome.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know that one. It’s when nuclear fallout from a meltdown causes birth defects and we call turn into meercats, right?

I think that’s a myth.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

problems that can be solved with money are not problems. /easyaphorisms101

by kinbote on Aug 17, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's how I feel about mowing fucking lawns

If I had my way before I’d have paved over the front and back lawn, but the realistic solution was to do a shitty job for years and have someone else pay for pros to do it.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My real first money earning endeavor was the old mowing lawns and washing car for our neighbors. Soon i did the entire block. Then we moved and I lost all ambition. LA does that to a boy.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

my first job

little league umpire

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outside of "working"

for my father mowing customer’s lawns and sawing branches, my first job was stocking liquor in a nearby store.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

my first job, other than babysitting, was working as a camp counselor.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not necessarily a really hard thing to do

Mowing lawns, but it’s just so tiresome and I hate hit, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sucks when they expect you to pick the weeds

ugh

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I have a Fridge Dolly, been moving fridges for 20 years.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaddup. Builds character. You live here, you live by my rules!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mom kind of laid that one on me earlier this summer. I was like, “…oh.”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom laid it on me a while back when I was visiting. So I stopped calling or visiting. Now she doesn’t say anything anymore.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remind how that when you get to take care of her, she will have to live by your rules:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going for option c

move out

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

why, so it smells like mothballs again?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. While Steiner couldn’t even call the triple play, the Boston Globe photographer caught all three parts of the Red Sox’ triple play Tuesday night.

by fbihop on Aug 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Josie

You watching the Barcelona-Real Madrid match?

by fbihop on Aug 17, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

someone get the “that’s racist” thing up here

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me either. But I watch Spanish soccer occasionally.

by fbihop on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, that shouldn’t have been at you, just a general I’m sick of having to care about teams in 50 different leagues

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

great, my nephew is calling me a racist

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

name dropper

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it must be boring to watch them constantly play each other. It’s like nobody else will play against them.

by delias man on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

they could just barnstorm around the world together and I think their “fan bases” would be just as happy

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, how about a player I don't talk about much if ever

Michael Young. On pace for about 210 hits this year, passed 2000 hits a couple weeks ago or so, and might have an outside shot at 3000 hits. Obviously his numbers are affected because of the park he’s played in, but it’s still impressive the number of hits he gets yearly with little speed.

Btw, if he gets 200 hits this year, that would be the 6th time.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

basically he is andre ethier

we shoulda traded for him

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many times has Andre hat 200 hits?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPS+ of 131 is pretty much the same as Andre

was what I was going for

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

man ethier is down to 123?

bummer

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

slumps suck

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s streaky. He’ll get hot later, or he won’t. Doesn’t matter.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humma's Law right?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything matters
Nothing matters

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

so close

no matter how far

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Humma’s law was that anything can be solved with enough good gin and fine cheese?

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Humma’s Law is:

Anything can happen, but it won’t.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your case it did. Somehow you found someone to marry you and want to propagate. If that is not the definition of Anything Can Happen, I’ll be a hornswaggled cowpoke.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every rule needs to be tested. And none of us knows what the future holds. Perhaps she will tire of being the hot chick married to the tiny, angry, drunken troll.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow the McCourts took one of the greatest franchises in sports history to Chapter 11. If Anything can Happen
it probably well someday

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds Douglas Adamsian.

by fbihop on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s maybe the best compliment I’ve received all day.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you only get one a day…………

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if it did

you wouldn’t recognize it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre has done that for about 4 years

MY has done that a couple of times. Andre (normally) is a better and more powerful hitter, but if MY could put up a .290/.340/.430 line from 3rd base I’d be happy.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you hear Michael, quit talking about other teams successful players while we have to watch the Smurfs every GD night. Do you want to be Bearfaced?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you use your power as a blogger!?!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooking question

if I cook a casserole-esque dish at my house, is it kosher to warm it up in the oven somewhere else to serve?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

is it french toast casserole?

if so yes, but only if its my house

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, it will be a butternut squash thing.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean literally kosher, or do you mean “is that an OK thing to do?”

It’s an OK thing to do. No idea on the kashrut.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it should be kashrut, as far as I know. But yes, I meant “is that an OK thing to do”. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is okay but if you should

ask the host if they have the oven available.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

a little fried sage leaves would do wonders for the casserole but not too much.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was going to do that. :)

The host does not, but he’s also a young engineering dude, so I think his understanding of oven is…conservative.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never

doubted your etiquette Maddz.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh you totally should

my mother is convinced I hock loogies and use my hands to eat and while propping my feet up at the dining room table.

Of course, there was that one time I tossed bread rolls to different people at some social event

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet your parents

by all accounts they raised at least 3 fine children (I say 3 because that is all I recall you mentioning)

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we all ended up alright somehow. I blame the soccer.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that is racist

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm supposed to hate it

but being barefoot in the kitchen is relaxing

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you expecting?

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hell no

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the obvious follow up question

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

callback!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some hot fresh biscuits sound good right about now.

by silverwidow on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does "explodes" equal 107 comments?
ESPNLA.com Angels columnist @markasaxon confronts Scioscia on pathetic catching situation, @HalosHeaven explodes. http://t.co/2etfdPm

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If the comments all appear within a 1-minute range… Then yes

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halos Heaven is now rosterbating

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can’t believe that Halos Heaven hates Jeff Mathis.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously though Scioscia's response WAS pathetic

and his need to play Mathis over anyone else is ridiculous.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that Mike Scoscia knows catcher defense better than any of us do.

I also believe that Mike Scoscia is way more likely to overvalue catcher defense than any of us are.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine Mathis is the best defensive catcher they have

he is also one of the worst hitters of all time to get as many at bats as he is gotten. He might be worse then loney for crying out loud.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He absolutely is

.195/.258/.302

That’s not even better than Loney’s worst year. Which is so incredibly sad in so many ways!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ops+ in the 30s

jesus christo…

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume he means compared to his position.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerome Williams counter move

Per Bill Shaikin, Reggie Willits DFA’ed.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

don't want

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heartbreaking news

Isotopes also playing a day game
DeJesus / Sands / Hoffman combined 0 – 14

Looks like Hoffman’s streak is over unless he gets another shot. 2 – 2 bottom of the 10th.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

well tell him to move so they can finish the game.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castellanos in AA

.352/.446/.667

Wonder if the Cardinals gave up something valuable??

by silverwidow on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gave them a starting SS.

Hey, anyone notice how many games back the Cardinals have fallen since they acquired Rafy?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he, like, older than I am?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s 24

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. That’s not terribly old for AA, is it? Where did I get the idea that he wasn’t a real prospect?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were to busy limericking

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a real prospect

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the Quakes wanted a cameraman who didn’t think his camera was a guitar

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josie needs a job… perhaps replace one Rockin’ with another?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know who I’m calling Rockin’ Ron from now on.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Scott has dirt. eh?

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means

Maddz Daddz

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but now that we know how to push a button………

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the trailer is a Roc’n, dont…………………………

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pulled it hard

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sprain?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Maddz is right

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s mostly right almost all the time.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=3448&position=C

How does Jeff Mathis have a job (I know, great managers…) with under a .200 career batting average, under .260 career OBP, and a .302 career slugging percentage….wow

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Scoscia may be the only person who knows

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Angels miss this year, will it be due entirely to carrying Mathis and Wells?

Meaning, will that one trade cost them the playoffs?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its close

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if they had Napoli

A guy slugging .592 right now…instead of the horrible line from mathis and somehow much better but still shitty Vernon Wells

Plus Rivera still! ;)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they had given the money they will now be paying wells

to beltre…. Basically yes, this trade has cost them the division. They chose Mathis over Napoli and Wells over Beltre.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s amazing.

Is it a firing offense? I’d be seriously pissed if I were an Angels fan, but I don’t know if he should be fired for it or not.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't knows Moreno knows any better at this point

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no.. they chose Wells over Crawford :) he was cheaper

by NotJoeTorre on Aug 17, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d fire their GM before I’d fire Ned.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, is that how it works? I’d fire Theo Epstein, then fire Ned, then hire Theo.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised to find myself agreeing

he has just done unconscionably stupid things as of late

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The day he fired the scouting director he’d have been on thin ice with me.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Mike Trout somehow allows him to keep his job then Karma has some explaining to do.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!

What should one order at a Greek restaurant?!?

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jennifer Aniston, to go.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it never hurts.. a lot of places that aren’t american serve up some tasty burgers.

by NotJoeTorre on Aug 17, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something with olives and feta cheese

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

spanikopita

it’s amazing

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old school

Lamb, dolmas (stuffed and rolled grape leaves), cheese, baklava.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will second this, as all of these things are their go to dishes. Get the house salad as well.

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would be better off with the burger.

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a california gyro?!

want

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, a gyro? Daphne’s are all over.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey, can I have a gyro and can you add fries in it?”

Yeah… seems simple enough

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Daphne’s the gyro comes with an order of fries. You may have to put the fries inside it yourself, but… yeah, it can get done.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Fuck Daphne’s Over Priced and shit quality. At least the one in west hollywood.

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really great, I know. But easy. He asked for a gyro, I gave him a gyro in several convenient locations.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that is what I think that is (all I am seeing is the dreaded red x) then try Chiken Dijon. They do a Gyro,fry plate.

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a gyro with lamb, peppers and onions, and fries in it.

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will check back on that, but I don’t think that Chicken Dijon does that. I might have to go all secret menu on that. Their gyro fries are very tasty and the are starting to pop up around hollywood and the west side.

by Grimjack on Aug 17, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah I don't know

theres a mexican place near me that has “california” burritos which is carne asada with french fires and quack and sour cream and stuff.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got tohse in Pasadena too

at Tops

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got a Gyro with fries from a truck outside Coachella. Finest gyro of my life.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah I got it, wish me luck y’all : )

by Josie Becker on Aug 17, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks really good.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taste better when you’re hammered at 2 in the morning

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I know.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What doesn't?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broccoli. Tastes like shit when you’re hammered.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer in cereal

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 17, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouzo

Lots of it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like licorice & vodka.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

whenver someone says this

its always black licorice, so, meh.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither actually

But she’ll be in a Greek joint

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Godawful Greek drink

Retsina

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

eye resin?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well be

It’s wine that (at least to me) tastes like Kerosene

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think You Can’t Predict Baseball is one of my favorite baseball blogs these days:

- Juan Pierre home run.
– off Ubaldo.
— This was a real home run. It went over the fence and everything.
—- Pierre has more homers this year than Joe Mauer.
—– The White Sox have five triples in this game. Five!
—— Juan Pierre doesn’t have one of them.
and
- Ivan Nova: 5.1 IP, 9 H, 7 R/ER, 1 BB, 2 K, W.
– Roy Halladay: 9 IP, 8 H, 3 R/ER, 1 BB, 14 K, L.
— Because Lyle Overbay had a big double off him to drive in two in the ninth. Overbay went 3-for-4 off Halladay, actually.
—- Halladay himself doubled.

by fbihop on Aug 17, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why it is a great and maddening game. Thanks for the link, could end up a daily read.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have posted the Dodgers stuff but it was just depressing.

by fbihop on Aug 17, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I know it’s James Loney, but at one point he’d made five outs in two PAs. That’s INSANE.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many TJ surgeries can you have, in theory?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

having 2 is never good.

by NotJoeTorre on Aug 17, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say having one in the first place would be terrible

but I agree with your point. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t prevent someone from having the lowest ERA in franchise history.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least three. Maximum is, well, how many ligaments do you have?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 17, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s more amazing to me is that you don’t really need those other ligaments?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

to my knowledge, the ligament in question isn’t very long at all.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can keep having it for as long as there are dead people donating their elbow ligaments

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say can’t they just take the ligaments from anyone?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

good points

I ask because everyone’s closet drinking buddy/hated nemesis Brian Wilson is getting his elbow checked out

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

see ya in 2013 brian

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“elbow inflammation”

sounds familiar

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ironically, “ligament donor” does not

:D

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In theory?

All of them

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thome with 601

Now he’s a lock

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Only ‘cause he’s white.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 17, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THAT’S RACIST

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BTW

I replied to your text

by bhsportsguy on Aug 17, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, thanks.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 17, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thome was the best hitter in the AL in 2002 and came 7th in MVP voting.

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd in B-REF WAR

Behind the guy who finished 2nd in MVP voting, Alex Rodriguez.

Tejada (who won) was well behind both in WAR, but was on a team that won 50 or so games in a row.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

One guy plays shortstop, one is a DH.

The shortstop will always get the benefit of the doubt.

/Referring to ARod not Tejada

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thome was a 1st baseman in 2002 but yeah, SS over 1st base.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was also back when the SS position had some power guys, so era adjusted Rodriguez’s numbers are merely great as opposed to legendary. At the time there were other sluggers at SS like Tejada and Nomar.

by Michael White on Aug 17, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its hard to believe Thome never did roids putting up those numbers

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m saying Thome should be better than 7th place in the MVP voting, Michael. Sheesh!

by Julio Nievas on Aug 17, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've always disliked how overrated tejada was that year

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 17, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty Funny top four OPS+ in 2002
Bonds
Thome
Manny
Giles

with Manny having moved from the Indians to Boston
with Giles having moved from the Indians to the Pirates

Oh my Cleveland, oh my

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thome was playing for the Phillies one year later.

Has anyone had to trade empending free agents or simply let them go more then the Indians when it comes to peak players.
Manny
Thome
Belle
CC
Lee

not to mention giving away the Sexsons, Giles, Philips of the world

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They traded Lofton for grissom and Justice, so I’m not sure that counts as a sell, but wanted to look him up.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and got Jeff Kent for Carlos Baerga. They’ve had some big names and big trades in a short amount of time.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How they built the juggernaut was classic team building.
1st- Thome – draft
2nd – Baerga – stole him from the Padres
SS – Vizquel – stole him from the Mariners
C – Alomar – blockbuster deal
OF – Manny – draft
OF – Lofton – stole him
OF – Belle – I think the draft

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

3B in 97 was Matt Williams, who they traded Jeff Kent to the Giants for

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 17, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Carter (sort of) cost the Padres both Alomar brothers, and Carlos Baerga

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldschmidt takes Cliff Lee deep for a two run HR.

2-1 D’Backs early.

by Alex41592 on Aug 17, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Knew he was in trouble when he walked Young.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Diamondbacks can beat Doc and Lee back to back, that would be awesoke

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Saunders going tonight swesoke has to be in play.

by Alex41592 on Aug 17, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I repeat

Swesoke is in play tonight, people.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 17, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best Fried Chicken Coating recipe?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

How odd

I was just going to ask for the best Buffalo Wings Sauce recipe

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 17, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone trying to recreate the original Pioneer Chicken Batter:

Pioneer Chicken recipe<<<<<<<<<< It took me 25 atempts but I think I nailed it . Chicken strips
recipe good for 2 chicken breast worth of meat..
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup Krusteaz “original” pankake batter , {not the just add water one}
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
table spoon of paprika {which is were it gets the color}
Salt, well I use1 teaspoon
then cold water till you get a pancake batter consistancy…

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 17, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no buttermilk?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 17, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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