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We need more of this and less of that latest Dodger trend that involves getting thrown out at the plate. (Photo by Scott Boehm/Getty Images)


Rockies are 58 - 67 one full game a head of the Dodgers as two teams who had aspirations for post season play find themselves playing out the string in August. For the Dodgers it was more of a pipe dream where many things had to go right for a postseason endeavor but for the Rockies as early as April they were crowned the NL Western champions so it must really be a tough pill to swallow to find themselves in this situation.

They still have Cargo and Tulo but Ubaldo is no more. They got a pomeranian for him. At least their brightest pitching prospect didn't undergo TJ surgery, he simply got whacked upside the noggin with a line drive and is out for the year. Which in his case was the best case scenario as it could have been much worse. Rockie fans will need to wait until next year to see if Juan Nicasio can shake off the mental aspect of being beaned and come back to the level he was at before the ball dented his skull.

1st Base - Todd Helton / Jason Giambi - does any team have an older duo manning 1st base?  How is Giambi in the NL? The White Sox could have saved 60 Million by simply signing Giambi to DH, and he would certainly have produced at a level you'd expect a DH to produce at. Then again the last time we saw the Rockies, Jason could not even run to 1st base without hurting himself.

2nd Base - Mark Ellis - seems strange to me they are still giving him at bats and have decided to try Chris Nelson as a 3rd baseman.  Ellis came over when the Rockies still thought they would be in the hunt and he made a huge impact in his first week but has since cooled off. In the last 28 days he has a .475 OPS.  Jonathan Herrera may end up playing some 2nd.

SS - Some guy name Tulo, you might have heard of him.

3rd - right now they are using former number one pick Chris Nelson at 3rd base. He's struggling but at least they are going to give him regular at bats for the rest of the year. I suspect he'll either be the starting 2nd baseman or 3rd baseman in 2012. Like the James Loney era in LA is coming to an end it would appear the Ian Stewart era is also ending for the Rockies. They are two completely different players, but still incredibly ineffective.

C - Chris Ianetta continues to be a plus offensively. He had a terrible July, but is smoking hot in August with a .974 OPS.

RF - Carlos Gonzalez - Other then a terrible April, Cargo has posted a plus .900 OPS every month.

CF - Dexter Fowler  is now getting full time at bats and he's doing what he's always done. Since 2009 he has posted three season OPS+ of 94, 92, 97.  Of course it has taken a scorching 2nd half to get him to his normal level. .892 OPS in the 2nd half.

LF - Looks like Seth Smith and Eric Young are getting the time in LF. Earlier in the year Carlos Gonzalez was playing LF and Smith right field but in August they looked to have been flip flopped.

Bench has Giambi, Wiggington, Herrera, Spilborghs, Eliezer Alfonzo is the backup catcher. Nice old group who can hit a home run if you need it, play terrible infield defense if you need it. 

Match Ups:

Triple Stat Line = TSL = tERA / SIERA / xFIP

Hiroki Kuroda  versus Jason Hammel - Hammel used to be able to strike out hitters but in 2011 he's strictly a contact pitcher which might not be a good idea pitching in Coors. His K rate in 2010 was 7.14, in 2011 it is 4.78. Too bad for him his GB rate has dropped from 46% to 43%.  I'm not an expert nor did I sleep at a Holiday Inn but those don't appear to be good trends. His TSL 5.99 / 4.89 / 4.71

Ted Lilly versus Esmil Rodgers - hard throwing Rogers is back in the rotation. He throws a 94MPH fastball, along with a 84MPH slider. He also has a change up and curveball that he will mix in. TSL = 5.57 / 4.51 / 4.74

Chad Billingsley versus Kevin Millwood - The 36 year old Millwood has only made two starts for the Rockies since being signed to help the beleagured rotation. Once upon a time he was a good pitcher, got paid a lot of money, was not so good, and will spend the next few years of his career bouncing around from team to team.  Chad Billingsley might end up with the exact same career path.

Bullpen:

Huston Street is hurt which doesn't really help a team because Rafael Betancourt takes over the closing duties and this guy is nails. Betancourt has had some of the best peripherals of any bullpen pitcher over the last few years.  I'm not going to spend any time on the rest of the bullpen, hopefully we see a plethora of them.

 

Dodgers will have no excuses for not scoring some runs this weekend. Ted Lilly in the daytime in Coors would appear to be a nightmare but he's pitching so well lately that I think he delivers again. The Dodgers ran into a legitimate buzzsaw with the Brewers but they played that very good team solidly and came within a few breaks of winning that series or at the least breaking even. The Rockies are not the Brewers, if the Dodgers don't win 2 out of three and score at least three runs in every game, they deserve to be in last place by the time this series is over.

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Orange juice and Mountain Dew go well together.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

/shudders……

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Aug 19, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly OJ was listed as part of the original recipe.

by Grimjack on Aug 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s way too many Betancourts.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Possibly a worse name than De La Rosa.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How so

This one is awesome

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Occassionally.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

crazy talk

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His 5 ERA coming off the year he had a 1.73 influenced me.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s way too many Betancourts.

FARC agrees!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe how they’ve been a non-factor this year. They and the Reds are two big NL disappointments.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

haha.

I really thought the Reds were gonna be beastly this season. Rockies I did not believe in.

by Lex in Brooklyn on Aug 19, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yonder Alonso anyone?

Has a good bat but nowhere to play since the only position he is ok at is 1B and there is no chance they move Votto. Since we are very unlikely to get Fielder I would love to get him to play 1B. Any chance they deal him this offseason? Would we be able to get him for maybe Webster and an outfielder?

by dodgers4life on Aug 19, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

NFW

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Bill Weiss

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for linking that

I learned something today. Guys like this worked behind the scenes, but we baseball nerds owe them a lot.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jay Leno quip featured in Jayson Stark's latest column
“Passengers on a Delta flight from Madison, Wis., to Atlanta had to deal with a bat flying loose in the plane. A bat can do real damage — unless, of course, it’s held by an L.A. Dodger.”

Sad but true.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 19, 2011 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad to see Jay Leno still paying top dollar for his joke writers.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see it in the preview
Colorado has lost on 17 straight Sundays going into this weekend.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 19, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

They also have stupid uniforms.

by Lex in Brooklyn on Aug 19, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Tabata about to get rich

Per Dejan Kovacevic:

Hearing #Pirates deal with Tabata is for six years plus THREE option years. Stunning.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa. I don't... get it.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 19, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming it’s not insane it buys out his first year of arb (which they almost certainly were going to give him) then the options effectively set a ceiling on his arbitration price following that. Unless the numbers are crazy, it’s a great idea.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little League World Series

Just saw the players introduce themselves and say who their favorite player was, some highlights:

2 kids said Ichiro
1 kid said Mike Napoli
1 kid said Orlando Cabrera…

Good night everyone

by Julio Nievas on Aug 19, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. 50% of those kids are smart at least.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 19, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

last time with all the kids from Hawaii

guess who they said?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still think some of them so ridic trying to copy Bryce Harper eye black gimmick. Can’t they come up with some original ideas?

by silverwidow on Aug 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like Bryce Harper was the first guy with eye black.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I mean: the overdone crap that Harper does.

by silverwidow on Aug 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do does Kirk Gibson

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never saw any of that in my Little League. Different eras, yeah, but I just want to know what they’re trying to prove.

by silverwidow on Aug 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I definitely did. And you’re not much older than me.

by Michael White on Aug 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That they’re kids and easily impressionable. Especially if they’re looking at a dude as studly as Bryce Harper.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That little leaguers like Bryce Harper? I don’t see what’s wrong with that.

by Julio Nievas on Aug 19, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want to see more eyeblack

with area codes stenciled into it. go old-school.

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s old school now?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think 11 and 12 year olds know who Bryce Harper is? Young kids probably know MLB players, but very few minor leaguers. If they know Harper, I doubt they care about him one way or the other.

by Michael White on Aug 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I first saw it last year, which coincidentally was shortly after Harper got drafted.

by silverwidow on Aug 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I ever tried it, but I remember playing little league ball with guys who used eye black for every game.

by Michael White on Aug 19, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eye black is fine; it’s the Ultimate Warrior stuff that is so fucking dumb.

by silverwidow on Aug 19, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Football players did this back when I was in high school (90’s). I also saw it on some baseball players.

Harper was born and raised in Las Vegas so maybe it was just something kids in Vegas did.

by VegasBlues on Aug 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where/when I played, it was all about putting surf stickers on your batting helmet. quiksilver, t&c, etc.

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. Kudos to you, MSTI Mike

http://mikesciosciastragicillness.com/2011/08/19/in-which-we-try-to-convince-cubs-fans-that-ned-colletti-is-a-good-idea/

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 19, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

My office building is right at an intersection (yes, there are traffic lights in the high desert), and a few times a day there is someone who screeches on their brakes heading into the intersection (it’s a three-way light, one street ends into another street). It’s like watching a movie from my window seeing these near crashes.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGO

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

do the tumbleweeds cause problems too?

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would try to dodge them

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fine art of burning tumbleweed racing needs to be revised.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had many a starred windshield

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safelite

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

more than replacing the windshield?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly replacing windshields is not that expensive.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safelite repairs

Safelite LIES TO YOUR FACE!!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should workshop that new jingle with Humma checking for meter.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently auto glass is quite a competitive business. Keeps the prices down and the service up. They come to you!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, was quite shocked when I broke my Forerunner’s windshield by jamming the wiper into the wrong place. I was expecting a huge bill.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s both surprisingly priced and surprising not inconvenient. The major expense must be for some wholesaler to keep that glass in stock, but the installers just work out of their truck. Very low overhead, I guess.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

just drive around with the crack forever. Ask Mike how it’s done.

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lot of driving around with the crack in the IE.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night I was coming down a one way street approaching an intersection with a light where the cross street is a feeder off the freeway. As I approached the intersection in the left lane just as the light had turned green for me, going a good 30 mph, some idiot turned LEFT into my one-way street, on his red light, going faster than I was. i immediate slowed down and honked him. What I couldn’t believe was that instead immediately stomping the brakes as I and a whole column of cars behind me appeared before him, he SPED UP, with just a clearance of about 2 inches as he squeezed into my left shoulder. After I got across the intersection and parked, I noticed that he had shortly afterwards turned ionto a driveway, so I got out and was going back to get his license plate. But he sped out backing up, reversed to face the correct direction, then took a left turn at the intersection so I couldn’t get it.

What the hell was going through his mind when he sped up? I guess he wanted to get to that driveway, but, jeez, what a stupid thing to do. He could easily have crashed or at least broadsided me and caused a multiple crash behind me. I mean, there obviously was no one behind him also going the wrong way. There was no danger in hius just coming to a stop and letting the traffic go around him until it cleared.

by berkowit28 on Aug 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s crazy. Maybe he panicked

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a rec

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natural selection sometimes has collateral damage.

by WGiles24 on Aug 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weirdest accident I've seen

was once after midnight on Colorado Blvd in Pasadena I saw a car in front of me turn in front of a car going going the other direction. That car t-boned the other and they both took off in opposite directions. Only double hit and run I’ve heard of.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

joy riders, stolen cars, drunks, drug runners and illegals never stop unless the car is broken.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes. Was this in Goleta?

I swear too many people today are driving like they are living in a Fast and the Furious movie. Scary.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 19, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, right in Santa Barbara. Going down De La Vina where it meets Mission.

by berkowit28 on Aug 19, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet silverwidow is crushed that evelyn taft got married

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

all the la weather girls with ludicrous boob jobs are dropping like flies

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody remember these?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Never saw one of those but I do remember driving by the Helms bakery before it got converted into what it is now.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

These trucks

were where I learned the wonder of the glazed donut. One also almost killed my brother. The kids used to run out to the trucks as the pulled up. one time my brother was late and ran out just as the driver was pulling away. He grabbed onto the bumper and got dragged down the street. Skinned his feet up pretty good.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

must’ve been a great donut

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t know how let go?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am assuming front bumper.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he’d have been early not late

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meercat, your mind is a wonderful thing.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said I was special

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panicked.

He was only 4.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you go there now, there are some displays regarding the old Helms Bakery there. It’s basically a furniture gallery and such now, but I did enjoy spending maybe 30 minutes reading and looking at the Helms displays there. Nostalgic.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Jazz Bakery.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jazz Bakery was always among the best bakeries, but never quite good enough to be the best. Plus, the people who frequented the Jazz Bakery were always among the most whiny.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they all wear trilby hats?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t walk in there. Are there a couple other food spots in there?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. La Dijonnaise and Beacon. Both OK.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

jazz bakery

was supposed to move next door to the fonda theater but jerry brown’s desire to destroy development agencies kinda killed that plan.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw it in the Peterson museum once

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely remember buying yummy baked goods off the Helms truck when I was very young. That stopped before I was 10, I believe. I think it was the cream puffs that we loved.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Wiki they closed in 69

I’m wondering when the Glendale Bakery closed on San Fernando? What the hell was it called?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been going on 9.

I don’t remember a bakery on San Fernando. I remember Algemac’s and Casa Gonzales restaurants at SF and Glendale Ave. though.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that one, but I remember the Helms Chevy panel wagons that used to drive around until the mid 70’s. Bread, pastries and candy. They smelled good, too!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Aug 19, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

List of things to irritate members

1. Wear obscene amounts of Eye Black when playing baseball whenever Silverwidow is near
2. Wear a Fedora whenever Delias is around
3. Wear another teams jersey to a game that does not involve that team – I think that annoys more then one
4. When talking about Billingsley only refer to him as good or solid not elite or great
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

I must be losing my touch, I can only think of four right now.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Be sloppy about your meter in limericks.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about your pitching career

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

talk incessantly about your days BFF-ing with ex Dodgers in Vero Beach.

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just to make sure we push each other on this, I enjoy VeroJoe’s stories. How else would we know that Jamie was verbally bitch slapping Frank?

It is possible we push on most dislikes / likes.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you only knew about the underground TBLA threads….

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

True – y’all have kept me out of the loop on those

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink Dr. Pepper

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like

Don’t Drink Dr. Pepper

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

freak!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generate insane fictitious trades involving too good a player acquired for too far too little given back.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Talking Soccer

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw with an inverted W

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Comment on the Raiders.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about Kyle Russell :)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call! lol

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comment on movies, television programs, music — anything popular culture.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun :)

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fondly remember Gio Carrera

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comment on current pop culture and media.
/Special Xeifrank category

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We call him "Z" Frank

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by underdog on Aug 19, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Complain about all the comments on movies, TV, etc., and then disappear when the Dodgers are discussed.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

brilliant

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ivDowns

lack of love life

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better, touche

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IVdowns self love life?

by Grimjack on Aug 19, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

I was wondering when this would be coming

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about the Guitar

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat me to it

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santana:now::Choi:then

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

repeatedly bring up the Carlos Santana trade

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guy!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue the gif

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats what he gets for being lazy and crouching like that

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for being a total fucking fuckwit.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call something 10 years old

old school

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow - I'm sensing some real built up hostility here

we may need a group hug session

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo touchey.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Washee

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna be a hell of a softball game.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, someone is getting tossed the first inning

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

mention Paul Newman

(sorry Humma, couldn’t resist)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guy!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

claiming you are an angel and dodger fan

by delias man on Aug 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mentioning 4G

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggest a starting role for Justin Sellers (or any prospect)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Compare Justin Sellers to Dustin Pedroia.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

give some love to Shane Victorino

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post a picture without a heading.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking about Kyle Russell as a non-prospect

That’ll piss me off fast :)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forge in the smithy of one’s soul the uncreated conscience of his/her race.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I said yes that’s annoying yes.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had some brilliant stuff last night, btw. I wasn’t up to jumping in.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t sure if I went too far with the Mikado takeoff.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m referring to. Amazing.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Mamet, is that you?

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 19, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect that Stephen Dedalus, had he chosen to say “one’s” soul, would also have continued with “one’s” race?

by berkowit28 on Aug 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

struggled way too long with that then messed up.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

….only if without a subject

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me

Is Closser out of options? ;)

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Telling someone to use their blogger powers

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about how "bad" Eli Manning is

That one will win you over some fans

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

that not a single reply to this is green.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

begging for recs :)

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 19, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complain about the lineup every single day

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… but… but… the lineup is terrible every single day.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask if Kemp has had a hit this series ;)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make a comment about Ned Colletti.

by Tripon on Aug 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch!
Once upon a time he [Kevin Millwood] was a good pitcher, got paid a lot of money, was not so good, and will spend the next few years of his career bouncing around from team to team. Chad Billingsley might end up with the exact same career path.

Harsh! But possible.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bills is nothing like Kevin Millwood, Millwood had good control.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the path possibility out of the question, just for different reasons.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losers lineup

Fowler CF
Nelson 3B
Gonzalez RF
Tulowitzki SS
Helton 1B
Smith LF
Alfonzo C
Ellis 2B
Hammel P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ianetta coming off a huge game takes a seat. Tracy calls that his Hee Sop Choi move

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elizer was feeling sexy today.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame arm angles

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a hell of a faceplant he did

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a video?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

From

The 700 Club:

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

96 Tears Are Not Enough

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiny tears make up an ocean.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shockingly I think they produced a very interesting son.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that you haven't let this go
but for the Rockies as early as April they were crowned the NL Western champions so it must really be a tough pill to swallow to find themselves in this situation

Turns out, it was the leukemia talking.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Have to give Phil credit. He jumped on this immediately after it was written.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t everyone who was not a Rockie fan?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier sits

Gwynn LF
Sellers SS
Miles 3B
Kemp CF
Rivera RF
Loney 1B
Barajas C
Carroll 2B
Kuroda P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 19, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That is our season in a snapshot.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

have to have Loney’s bat in the lineup.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakout game for him.

by kinbote on Aug 19, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have a history of hitting well at Coor’s.

by latenite on Aug 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!

That’s a shitty lineup!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d be hard pressed to look at our 25 man roster and come up with a shittier lineup.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Velez still on the 25-man?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

One word: Eugenio

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may only score six runs instead of seven tonight. I may have to redo my xeifrank score

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivera in RF in Coors!

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 19, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just dumb

You could easily have Gwynn play CF, Kemp in RF and Rivera in LF.

by Michael White on Aug 19, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or simply Gwynn in RF and Rivera in LF, though I thought I remember Purple people telling us that left field is harder in Coors then right.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed Gwynn’s arm didn’t play in RF, but ya, that works too

by Michael White on Aug 19, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outside of arm, if the field is symmetric, why does in matter which corner OF is where?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's true. I remember hearing that elsewhere (and seeing that)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 19, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MILES IS THIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 19, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My rended clothing noticed that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miles hitting third

for the love of God, why? WHY?!?!?

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 19, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

Blake is a has a pain in the neck.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Blake is a has a pain in the neck shoulder.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 19, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humma Kavula told me to never let facts get in the way of the joke.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 19, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I was right!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 19, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

pushing me closer to snapping into insanity

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 19, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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