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Dodgers Baseball Cards: A Labor Of Love

1981 Topps Traded Fernando Valenzuela was number one on Delias Man's list.

Last October, True Blue LA member Delias Man started a project of counting down his 25 favorite Dodgers baseball cards. The cards covered a wide range of styles and years, covering 60 or so years of Dodgers history.

This was a perfect example of how to utilize the Fan Posts feature. For those new to the site, you can make your voice heard by creating your own post, provided it is at least 75 words long, and it will show up on the right sidebar of the site.

Here is a link to the top 25 baseball card posts by Delias Man. Enjoy:

  1. Fernando
  2. Drysdale
  3. Koufax
  4. Hodges
  5. 1955 Bowman
  6. Garvey
  7. Lasorda
  8. Kershaw
  9. Duke
  10. The Big Three
  11. Bulldog
  12. Cey
  13. Piazza
  14. Tommy Davis
  15. Beltre
  16. Sutton
  17. Kemp
  18. Lopes
  19. Murray
  20. The Core
  21. Babe Ruth
  22. Wills & 1959 World Series
  23. Frank Robinson
  24. Our Favorite Closers
  25. Ethier

Also, there were three cards that didn't make the cut. I enjoyed this trip down memory lane, and a look at some wonderful baseball cards.

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Thanks to everyone

for the kind words they said in the above posts. I enjoyed it.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

You did great work, and you have an awesoke collection.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love that Piazza card Man…..all of em’ are killer!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fernando Rules! :-)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Braun/Kemp card was really cool.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like for multi-player cards to have players on the same team

though I do like that Ron Cey was on two separate tri-rookie cards in 1972 and 1973:

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Cey / Schmidt card is one I cut up into thirds as a kid so that I could keep Cey in my Dodger pile

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Done that

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

and who needed that POS 3rd baseman who hit .199 in his rookie year anyway on that crappy Philly team?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

From that MiLB article, I didn't realize Tim Fed had a pornstache.

Or a Jack PerconteStache. Either way, he goes up a notch in my book.

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Pretty classy quote from AJ Ellis, considering he's competing with the guy for roster spot next year

(and probably been bypassed by him)

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ellis is in a pretty good spot

He’ll stick with the Dodgers or another MLB club thanks to his options being at zero.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I led off the comments in the last thread saying the same thing…..bow chicka wow wow

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Sorry, didn’t get to read all the comments from there yet

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

no apologies….great minds think alike

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does SBNation spellchecker show moustache as misspelled?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Because the word is mustache?

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like moustache, a little face critter, for those who can’t grow facial hair

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you use British words for humour.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was raised on moustache

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s it taste like?

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anything like moustarde?

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t shave my mustache/moustache until my 20s.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me either, I had a natural for many years

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t grow one until my 20s

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

because the “correct spelling” is “pornstache”

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by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right-click on it for the answer. It (or at least my spellchecker, which I suspect is NOT an “SB Nation spellchecker”, but the system spellchecker on my Mac, and IO expect Windows has something similar) prefers “mustache”. “Moustache” is the original French spelling, probably whence the word is derived but missing the “us” in standard American English.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Missing the “u”.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

“mustache” is American English.

Guess what word doesn’t look real anymore?

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

and of course I added an extra h.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes you did

also, Threshold was the name of my WoW Guild. :)

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grich

It’s why the former Angels 2B got shafted regarding the HOF

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh

the Oxford College Dictionary accepts both spellings, I’d never seen it with an o before

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hence my question.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume the answer is the same reason colour, humour, and catalogue all have little red dots underneath for me

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The

Moustache Cafe cries at the exclusion.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks like it’s closed, according to yelp

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

My very first head hunter interview was done (West LA?) 29 years ago at that establishment. Man was I nervous.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last place Dodgers

Doesn’t happen often on this date.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Gagné

I mentioned the other day (no response) that I’m a little surprised that Gagné doesn’t appear on his own but instead with Eckersley in an A’s uniform. For favorite Dodgers?

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

eck gave up our favortie homerun

that is what I was going for. I have another pretty cool gagne card but was not really worth the top 25.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for posting this series Deliasman

Really cool to see all these cards and brought back some good memories.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 22, 2011 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Man, fuck Chris Johnson. What a dick – he’s gonna ruin my fantasy draft next week. :)

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I interviewed him yesterday. I was like, what do you think of Silverwidow’s fantasy draft order? He was like, fuck that guy

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is one thing to mock popular culture

never go after someone’s fantasy football team unless you are ready for war.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They say good fantasy players are losers with no social lives. I say, yeah and… :)

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

titans where gonna suck anyways

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by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

People sure like the NFL
Overnight rating for Chargers-Cowboys preseason game is 7.1, same as ESPN got for this year’s Orange Bowl!

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

When did they play? Last night?

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

NBC last night, yeah. Michaels/Collinsworth on the call.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many Dodger games would it take to get to that 7.1 share?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

seven if they were all on ESPN, but local to national is apples to oranges

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find preseason football unwatchable

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by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh, I watch Spring Training baseball games and soccer friendlies, same diff

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because baseball is better than football

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure, but there are parts of the country where high school football practices are well attended.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can watch them depending on the mood – but I never plan on it

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I was watching a show last night and this young lady was looking for a house with her fiance in Visalia. Her name was Winter, and her three sisters were called Summer, Spring, and Autumn.

If they had a brother what do you think his name would be?

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by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Isaac.

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

my parents did a theme thing with our names, just less…seasonal

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

All pastry?

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha Ha I

had no idea:

The madeleine or petite madeleine is a traditional small cake from Commercy and Liverdun, two communes of the Lorraine region in northeastern France.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, 1/2 my family is from the Lorraine region.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Maddz’ brother is Napoleon?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Her sister's nickname

could have been the same as one of Joe Dimaggio’s brothers.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

actually, my parents went German with him

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Napoleon wasn’t even French

Little shit was an Italian from Corsica who changed his name spelling from the Italian to the French

I often tell my French friends that the greatest general in French history was an Italian, it goes over well

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little shit

Christ, even Napoleon is taking shit over his size.

If Napoleon has to take shit for being tiny, what hope do I ever have?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, yeah, um

nevermind

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you haven’t been reading your Proust

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

So your brother’s name is Swann?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

nah

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an ignorant IT guy.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you tried turning it on and off again?

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

…are you from the past?

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

COME DOWN HERE AND TELL THAT TO MY FACE

I sure told her.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

His most famous work

is Remembrance of Things Backed Up

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or

In Search of Lost Data

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Cody or Price or something equally stupid.

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by Julio Pena on Aug 22, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jones

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

January

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by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

vesectomy

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

there's only one answer

First name: Frankie
Middle name: Valli

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by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just came across a name on a lease, and I immediately butchered it. The name: Libia. In my head: Labia. I’m glad nobody was around when I said that out loud.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

why would you name your kid after a war-torn country?

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAA

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gaylord

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I was watching a show last night and this young lady was looking for a house with her fiance in Visalia. Her name was Winter, and her three sisters were called Summer, Spring, and Autumn.

If I had been those kids, as soon as I realized what my parents had done, I would have punched them in the face.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever met an ugly Summer or Autumn?

I would so name a girl Autumn if she had radiant hair the changed colors with the seasons.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fact

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

and then bought a shotgun for the high school years.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

because witches must burn

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

My daughter is a red head and 7 years away from High School….I don’t own a gun currently but I plan on having a plethora by the time she does.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

You got started early or you are much older then I thought.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Started early, it is what stopped me from continuing with baseball. I’m 29 years old now. My last year playing was 02’ and that was the year she was born.

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by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

not that early, I thought you were 25 -26

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could always take them out back to play catch and talk to them and just throw behind them. My grandpa employed a variation on this theme.

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on continuing this tradition.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure

I’m gonna name my kids after their hair color. I’m hoping for an Amber, or Auburn.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something airport adjacent.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah, my girls will be high class hookers, like in hotels

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to name my nine children after the Princes Of Amber

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zelazney, I found this to be a well written set of books, but I lost my 10 in 1 and never finished the series

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least someone got the reference. It started out strong.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always been a sucker for good fantasy, and that sir was damn well written.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you tried the Uplift Series from David Brin, it is no Proust but it will do.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will have to hit up some used book stores on those.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you coming to the picnic?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I will have to stop by whole Foods to pick up bratwerst.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am currently rolling with the Wheel of Time, slumming with the Dresden Files and enjoying A Song of Fire and Ice. I also am reading the Honorverse books as they come out.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t really have hair when I was a newborn. And then I got dark hair. And then I lost it all and grew blonde hair instead. So there’s all these pictures of me as an almost 1 year old with no hair and these huge obnoxious pink bow headband things

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

those things really should just have GIRL written on the side, drive the point home

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mother gave up on putting me in dresses when I hit about 3.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spawn wants to wear a dress every day. Every Single Day.

I found out why over the weekend. It’s because the word for putting on your clothes is “getting dressed.” You don’t want to get pantsed, do you?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you meet her on TBLA night or seen her pic? She even has your hair!

Well, not really. Nobody else has your hair. But she has proto-Josie hair.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been to an in-stadium TBLA night, but that’s awesome that she has the potential for my hair : )

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humma and child is the last photo

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like looking in a wayback machine

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a game at work once where everyone bought in their baby pictures and whoever had the most matches of photo with worker won some prize. I’m guessing yours would have been about 100% hit.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s funny. My mom was just sick of me trashing dresses after one day

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But sometimes a baby’s hair is fairly unknown at the time of birth. It would be a great opportunity to name a son Kojak though, so there’s that.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

for when your kids start out as black and turn out to be Sammy Sosa.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A word to the wise: if you have an awesome idea of what to name your kid, keep it to yourself until the time comes.

I told bride early on in our relationship that if we had a boy, I wanted to name him George, so that he would have the same name as the decoy secret agent in the movie North by Northwest. She was like, “Fuck that noise.”

Then we had girls, so it was moot. I’m not gonna name a girl George.

Still, I would have lost the fight even if we’d had a boy.

Learn from my mistakes, people!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was Madagascar

We never had children

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a kid’s name conversation with a guy I was dating, and then he ended up having a kid a few years ago. Name was the same, it was awkward.

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be weird.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Course not as weird as Eric discussing his favorite coach from The Voice.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

even more awkward

is when your wife wants to name your girl the same name of a girl you used to ravage.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

luckily early on

i called that i got to name the girl

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allison is such a terrible name anyway.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s no Madeleeeineqe

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I’m determined to give my children names that people can spell somewhat easily.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

like “Gary”

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

while that works, it doesn’t fall under the “I don’t want to give my kids a name that would be better suited for a septuagenarian”

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you want to know why i’m good at scrabble? “Septuagenarian”

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t want to give my kids a name that would be better suited for a septuagenarian"

This is tricky business and something each generation faces. It turns out that most people that look for names like the names of the generation belonging to the great-grandparents. The names of their own generation feel tired, and the names of their parents and grandparents feel stuffy. But great-grandparents — those names have enough distance that they feel fresh and new again.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m named after Moonlighting.

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why your daughters are named Mildred and Dolores.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, close. Folly’s real name is Eleanor, which certainly went out of style.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

just checked with my mom

looks like Anna would have been a strong contender

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go for Sue.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I’m not really gonna bring “Helen” back

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helen feels a little stuffy now, I’ll admit, but it is a classic name that is gonna come back strong someday.

If it can launch a thousand ships, it’s good enough for me.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

and when mommy’s a classicist, it makes a little more sense.

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for my second born to be named “Numa”

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Betty has rejected “Gary”, btw

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of Mrs. roper

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mrs Roper had a name?

And you remembered it?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i watched it every day twice a day from my years 6-11 i bet.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t tell me you liked the Brunette more then Chrissy

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really liked Janet. She’s the sheriff killed chrissy for me.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one thing about Mrs. R

is that she always wore close that could easily be shed in like a second. I bet she and Mr. Roper made sweet love every waking moment they weren’t on camera, in my version of Threes Company-verse.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

as i got older i wanted larry to get it in with her.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Separated at birth: Larry and Chris Moltisanti

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite daughter

of all my friends is named Eleanor

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Mulva.

/seinfeld

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

great episode

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I saw that episode, I immediately though Regina.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story:

In Regina, Canada, the big annual festival is “Taste of Regina.”

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of taco trucks at that festival.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love eating out there.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

perv LOL

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least as many as are called Mulva.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regina, Canada does.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

well Canada has a queen, so they don’t count

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You leave my family alone.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 of the 3 I know do, and 1 has the nickname Reggie.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 2 of the 3 you know

rhyme it with vagina? I find that hard to believe. It’s not even easy to say

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regina at work says it ruh-gene-uh

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the only variation I know, ruh or reh

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought "Dolores" for sure...

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

look what I started

for the record I like Amelia, tho I’ll probably never have kids

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by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Emilia too

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that didn’t work.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amelia is in my top three, thanks to Amelia Pond. My truthful top three, in no order:

Amelia
Kaywinnit Lee
Elizabeth

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expected

Elizabeth
Anne
Mary

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for boys

Henry
George
Aethelred the Unready

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Queens, clever

but you see, Elizabeth’s nickname is Buffy, and Kaywinnit Lee is Kaylee : )

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

my reference, of course, is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver’s sexual orientation.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kaywinnit Lee is something I expect a Phillies fan to say.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brothers and sisters, all much, much older than me, named me. I’m pretty sure the sisters won out, based on stories.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's funny

I’ll have to find out if I tried to name my brother.

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spawn didn’t get to name Folly, but she did get a vote. We were kicking around the name Daphne until Spawn said she didn’t like it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first wanted to name the second Spongebob. So we called him that in utero.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we called him that in utero

Then once he was born, eh, never mind.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOKE!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have your internet unplugged.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Google IS the internet. He’s about to go all skynet on your ass.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will never reach a state of Nirvana with that kind of attitude.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t sit still long enough to obtain enlightenment. especially when everything is in bloom.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give you props for the set up Nolij, Eric crushed it. Definitely one of the funniest things I’ve heard on here. That along with G. Scott and Flash wearing a uniform on the fungo

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put it in a heart shaped box for him even.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had me laughing like I was on Lithium

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay away

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it, before I drain you (favorite Nirvana song btw)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to name my first born Cee, named after my second-favorite coach on The Voice and also named after my future wife’s section.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was your first favorite?

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Levine, by a country mile over Blake Shelton and by a cuntry mile over Christina Aguilera.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I actually

But he’s a country singer. Might as well be a soccer player.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciated the Voice because it legitimized Adam Levine to my father, and now he does not make fun of me for listening to Maroon 5

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

also his guitar solo was the best part of the Queen medley.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a surprisingly solid musician for someone who deals heavily in pop

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to see Maroon 5 in Reno in a few weeks. I’ve heard they put on a good show.

by VegasBlues on Aug 22, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

second-born will be named ‘Lo’. They’ll spend their whole lives screaming song lyrics at you, it’ll be hilarious!

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, second-born will be VBAC.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Dangermouse.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

brilliant

btw, during the Charger meaningless preseason game watched by 7.1 percent of those watching TV at that hour, they had a preview trailer for Whitney Cumming’s new show. She said “giving your boyfriend the silent treatment isn’t a punishment. You should talk more. Especially about baby names, commitment, and the future.”

I want to like it, but it’s multicamera with a laugh track

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will probably watch it because she is funny, but the show does look terrible.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it as a concept, haven’t seen a show named after the female lead since…probably Reba. But I won’t watch.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t watch Veronica Mars?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't named

Kristen Bell, so it doesn’t fit

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it now.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drw Carey Show was awesome for a few years

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Romano
Tim Allen
Bill Cosby

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin James

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Saget

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full House!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only

if you count Full House

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like an ensemble cast.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it, dude!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SOOOOO hated that they were giants fans

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

he was dreamy.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I liked him but then there were some rape allegations and I got all creeped out

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have been hard for the dude victim(s) to go to the authorities.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you I didn’t want to talk about it!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

;) I kid, I kid

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was cool

But unsurprisingly, TAT was the draw for me.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lisa Turtle. Kelly Kapowski. That one girl Zack dated while he worked at the Yacht Club (I think she was played by Leah Remini?). All the extras. Screech in a dress. Jesse Spano.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of hated Jesse.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the episode where she takes caffeine pills is kind of amazing

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially when she wanted to go to stanford

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’ll never get in.

I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so… scared.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yacht club chick is the same one who said “it’s cold out there huh Frank?” in the movie OLD SCHOOL

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yacht club girl turned into Carrie Heffernan, and I turned into a King of Queens fan.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

1VS100

At onte time I was in the mob for that show.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I made it on to two eps.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than making it with Omar Epps.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Howard Epps. He’s a cut-up.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Ken Jennings?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t fit, unless he had a King of Queens tour

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause the whole point is sitcoms named after the real name of the comedian in it. Seinfeld, Roseanne, Reba, etc.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought this subthread was just about successful sitcoms with stand up comedians in general.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

these people are all much funnier than whitney

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know who she is, so yeah.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and to stave off the responses

I don’t really care, either, so there’s that, too.

I did appreciate the promo that said “HALF OF ALL MARRIAGES END …in sweatpants.”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Allen had a long running show based on his standup, but you’re right. It’s like Mitch Hedberg said:

“They wanted me to write a comedy pilot. That’s like saying, ’you’re a great cook, can you farm?’”

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hedberg was epic! Him and Tosh are my favorites

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUIE

(Louis CK) Critically successful at least.

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure, and it could easily go 100 episodes on FX, go into syndication

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then fell out once a year?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have met girls on the pole named both Summer and Autumn

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

stage names don’t count

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sang their didn’t, they danced without any clothes on.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

men won the battle of the sexes when striper poles were introduced to fitness classes
-stolen joke

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Louis

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that

it takes righteous core and upper arm strength to do that and some flexibility to boot.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister’s brother-in-law’s wife about a month ago showed off a picture of her daughter (I forget where she is right now, somewhere abroad I think) because she lost a bunch of weight taking pole-dancing classes.

That picture showed some amazing flexibility.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

see

no man has a gymnast fantasy because they appreciate core strength

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no man has a gymnast fantasy

Speak for yourself!

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

2X

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good friend of mine

trained both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Marisa Tomei for pole dancing scenes. My friend has both amazing core strength and flexibility.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

added to this

I think some of the classes making you dance in heels. I can barely walk properly in 3+ inch heels, so developing the muscles in your calf and avoiding shin splints is also impressive.

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In one cooking class

I was volunteering at, a woman wore at least 4 inch heels. Standing on concrete for 2 hours in those heels could not be fun. But they looked very nice.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always thought

this is why most hookers left the street corner for the friendly confines of the internet

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the idea of wearing really high heels

because then I will be like, 6’2"

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going through the comments for card #17.

Loney and Broxton for Fielder! NO WAY!

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by Julio Pena on Aug 22, 2011 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Phil - couple threads ago
as a pitcher, did it matter to you how good your catcher was defensively besides the obvious runner on 3rd base situation? I mean have you had a catcher who caught you with such ease he helped put you at ease that you could throw your best stuff and it would make a difference on how he received it?

Absolutely. Both college teams I played for had two main catchers who split time evenly as opposed to a main and a backup, and I could always tell which more relayed feelings of confidence and putting situations into perspective, whereas some catchers let the game speed up on them or get emotionally involved in an at bat.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

at the pro level teams have armies of advance scouts and such to tell the catchers how to pitch to certain players, and those players have years of experience both from themselves and their coaches to fall back on, but in college you have 60 games and all new opponents the next season due to attrition, draft and graduation. High school is worse at about 25-30 games. Every catcher has their own game calling tendencies and preferences, and when the pitcher and catcher have the same preferences, it makes pitching a lot easier because your pace stays quick and you’re able to stay in a rhythm as opposed to standing and shaking off and then not being all that confident in that particular pitch.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess to really answer your question

no, the catcher’s don’t throw the pitch for the pitcher, so everything that happens is a result of the pitcher’s actions and decisions, but certain catchers make it worlds easier to pitch and do have an effect on what is thrown, how well it’s thrown, and the results thereof.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

well said

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure

of the plays I saw (I missed the first inning), it was the first pitch base hit that drove in the ultimate winning run that would upset GScott the most (while all the hits in the inning were well struck, they were mainly hit to right field by right handed batters. I am sure GScott was even more annoyed when that hitter asked for a runner.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep, though not for him asking for a runner. I knew not to throw him a fastball first pitch and I did anyway.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a tell but it doesn't matter anyway

anytime you threw a fast ball, it seemed you were sped up while on whatever breaking ball you threw you tended to almost stop your follow through as your right leg was swinging over. On one fast ball it looked like you almost jumped towards home plate.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, on changeups and curves you tend to hesitate with your legs, while with fastballs and sliders you accelerate. I’m definitely still working on fine tuning some things with my mechanics, that being a major one.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

you also said

that not being on the same page with your catcher was also bugging you earlier in the game. I’m convinced if your best player had shown up (or they had allowed Tony to sub) you would have been fine.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt. i sucked for 3 innings then went all hulk on them but it was too late.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned this to him once

and he said that if the batter is more concerned with watching his leg mechanics than his release point (i.e. the ball), then the batter is going to miss the pitch anyway.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i slowed down too much on the curveballs yesterday though because I didn’t trust it. Lesson learned.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you taste the

chili I added to the brownies, oh and the bourbon too (thanks David Young)

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure my palate is sophisticated enough to identify those notes at first blush but perhaps I will pick up on them on the 3rd or 4th brownie.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I notice set-up

I notice arm slot changes and arm/wrist position

I can’t say I’ve noticed leg speed -

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good game calling matters quite a bit doesn’t it? The less you have to shake off a catcher the more confident you are in what sign he throws down. It allows you to think less and focus more on your spots. G.scott I would think in that platoon you had that your coach would match you up better if he knew you had more success throwing to one guy than the other. Then again most teams have a main guy and a back up so in that scenario the main guys bat would over ride your being more in sync with the back up.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

they did for the starters, but I was a reliever in college so I got whoever was in that day.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was stuck with the same fate in college as well.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

For me, it had some difference, but nothing all that much. If anything, the way the catcher caught the ball was more important to me. I really liked calling my own game and would shake off the catcher if I didn’t feel comfortable with what he called. It was always nice to not have to shake off, but it wasnt something that I minded doing. when I pitched, I was pretty much an asshole and did what I wanted to do.

At the pro level there is a big difference, as GScott says, on advanced scouting and knowing hitters, but it still boils down to the same thing- the pitcher agrees to throw the pitch and it is he alone who executes that pitch.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed on everythiing you said, I was exactly the same. While the pitcher makes the end decision and is solely responsible for executing after he makes a decision, trusting a catcher and having someone who shows calm during adverse situations is unteachable.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what then do we make of blaming Navarro for that one time Eovaldi (I think?) threw 7 fastballs in a row?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eovaldi probably trusting 2008 All Star catcher Dioner Navarro, just like Donnie does, and we all pay for it by having to watch.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I was typing that out

I was like, “Oh yeah, Natey’s a rook, he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, I’ll trust the old dude’”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. It was always great having that calming influence in a dude you really trusted, but if that wasnt case, my mindset was just “Fuck it, i’m doing what I want to do.” My thing is as a pitcher, everything revolves around you and you get the blame/credit, so why the fuck would I throw what someone else (who isnt in my head that day, doesnt really know what I have a feel for at that moment, etc) wants me to throw?

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of catching, I'm sure it was discussed here ages ago, but if you missed Brad Ausmus on NPRs Fresh Air last week

it’s worth a listen. Some of the info about being a catcher is already known by everyone here, but still worth listening to. Can find it on iTunes or on their site.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

greg proops

was talking about ex dodgers mike lieberthal and brad ausmus on his podcast this week. he also had a fucking hilarious story about rick monday which is to be heard..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 22, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been meaning to try out that podcast. This will be my entree into it.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the Fresh Air link. I’ll probably check it out at halftime of the Man U/Spurs game.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

and hee, yeah, I should check that out. I love Greg Proops, except for him being such a huge Giants fan. Have had to do a lot of forgiving… ;-) (But he’s a die-hard at least, been a G fan since childhood and talked about them a lot even when they’ve been terrible.)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Tim Brown
RF Alex Castellanos, acquired by LAD in Furcal trade, batting .368, OPSing 1.154 in Southern League. Might see him in Sept.

(I don’t agree with Brown that he’ll get called up in September, but right now doesn’t it seem like Dodgers are winning that trade?)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Getting

a bag of balls if they didn’t have to pay all of Furcal’s salary would have been win.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Getting $25,000 to pay for the testimony of the forensic staple analysis expert would have been a win.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

So we can look at this as a huge win, instead of a basic bag of balls win.

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A freaking steal. Nice work by all involved.

by Alex41592 on Aug 22, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

loved the baseball card series. I’m a sucker for any Dodgers memorabilia from before when I was born, and this was awesome to read.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I love that the #1 card is a 1981 Topps (actually, an ’81 Topps Traded, but…). The ’81 Topps were the first cards I collected. I was seven.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

remind me of your love of old Dodger stuff

I have stuff I am looking to give away to my pitching coach

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d love anything related to Don Sutton

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that you mention it, since we lost last night, if you want to do some long toss on Sunday, that’d help me out a lot.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

I am contemplating not playing an AM baseball game on Sunday to make sure my arm is fresh for our throw

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you end up picking for your walk-up music?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Car Wash

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not kidding

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure your not

but as is usually the case, when she isn’t all “bloke this mate”, Josie’s mind is a delight

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t use one, but ended up getting car wash stuck in my head before the game so Mad had them play it as I warmed up in the 4th. I then shut em down for the next 4 innings. Fun times.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fanpost on my weekend in Denver watching the Dodgers play at Coors Field. No pictures yet, I’ll probably get them up on Flickr tomorrow night and will link to it here.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm
#Dodgers file amended stmt in bankruptcy court. Team/McCourt paid itself $17.5M in stadium rent 7/10-6/11, not $22M listed earlier this mo

Link

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I have no idea what this means, though that’s kind of a lot of money. To me, anyway.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Initial take away: “we may have been bullshitting earlier. Here is the real figure.”

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m informed that auditors, once they find one number is incorrect or untraceable, assume you’re 100% full of shit on all numbers.

/myboss10minutuesagoinstaffmeetingblastingmeforsomethingsheshowedmehowtodo

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question always has been why Dodgers are paying so much to itself.

by Tripon on Aug 22, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Extra Base Hit, Alex Castellanos, won Southern League POtW

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

from the press release
Alex Castellanos led his team and the league this week in three categories: RBI (11), extra-base-hits (9) and doubles (7). The Chattanooga Lookouts were on fire in their last six games scoring a total of 51 runs and winning five out of the six efforts. Castellanos was joined by Alfredo Silverio and Scott Van Slyke in putting the hurt on the Carolina Mudcats in a series of games that consisted of many runs and close final scores, culminating in the ninth inning of a 14-13 game on August 20. With Silverio on second, Castellanos sent him home with a double to score the tying run before running home himself off of a single to win the game, 15-14. But that double was only one of three that Castellanos hit that game, following the previous game in which he only had one hit, which just happened to be a triple that sent home two batters. He also forced another run from a sacrifice ground out and was crucial to the game’s 6-5 final score. Castellanos hit in all six games in which he swung, walking away from the week with very strong stats and a promising end of the season run with the North Division-leading Lookouts. He has already begun to heat up in the Lookouts series with the Tennessee Smokies, with two hits in their first game. Born in Miami, Florida, the outfielder was traded from the St. Louis Cardinals to the Dodgers organization July 31. He was drafted by the Cardinals in the 10th round of the 2008 MLB June Amateur Draft. He has been awarded this season as a Texas League Mid-Season All-Star and twice as a Texas League Player of the Week.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was this translated into English?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

= only one home run.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m going to convince myself that his doubles were home run balls that he squared up too well to get loft on.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much different is Delwyn Young from Mr. Steal?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the ability to play with a glove on his hand.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

last time we got an outfielder who was winning texas league awards, we did okay :) Until he turned into Oliva.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t 25, and he’s not winning Texas League Awards

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

all-star and PotW are awards.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Henry Rodriguez was PoY in the Texas League too.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wasn’t the last time.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be the last time a Dodger prospect won it. Andre was not a Dodger when he won it.

We haven’t been in the Texas League for a long time.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

suppose if i had said “last time we got an outfielder who had won texas league awards…” Oi.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be confused with

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Grant was pretty reasonable in that article, which made me smile

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it
Like any unlucky streak, the slump has been marked by all manner of omens and bad breaks, some of which have been positively Hitchcockian, including persistent invasions of a flock of seagulls (the birds, not the band) at the stadium, leading Giants officials to consider bringing in a falcon to scare them off.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it keeps getting better
Indeed, after the team’s loss on Saturday, a number of fans called KNBR to offer solutions. One caller said the team simply needed more sleep — nine hours, at least, was her suggestion — and a change of attitude.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’d be like polling the callers on DodgerTalk and the posters at dodger.com for reliable advice

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

pure ignorance by 90% of the comments on Dodgers.com

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are calling Donnie Baseball….get this Forrest Gump. Come on man that’s just bs

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Donnie sucks at ping pong.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he still loves playing with his flexo lite ping pong paddle

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had him already. Name of Little. Grady Little.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except you always knew what you were gonna get.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth

it’s just a puff piece in the New York Times, I wouldn’t put any stock into it

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played some tough teams, once they get back to playing the West they should right the ship.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they were losing to Atlanta and not Houston

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sarcasm?
The answer, of course, was a lot, as the team promptly failed to score for two games and dropped a series to the worst team in baseball, the Houston Astros.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he means

that AZ is not losing to Houston, SF is

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooooohhhhh

I spent like two minutes trying to figure out what the turn of phrase “suffering its phoenix” meant, I landed on “cursed by its resurgence”

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"You go out to the bleachers and it’s like a high school keg party."

I must’ve really missed out on high school.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to a kegger once, almost got beaten up

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keggersssssssssssss

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best party I’ve been through had someone trip and put his head through a wall.

Twice.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. It ruled.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

 Hellz yeah

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

was the mom and dad of the host kid. They came home, tripped on the keg, then put their kid’s head through two walls.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had an exchange in college and the keg pump was broken

I lived in the house and had a bitchin power drill

I stood on top of the keg while surrounded by screaming idiots until my drill broke through and the beer sprayed us all like a gusher

it was my most “made for TV” collegiate moment by far, even more than graduation

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why you always have a physicist at your parties

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had physicists at several of my parties in college and if anything, they came up with new and interesting ways to vomit

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta be careful with those Mike’s Hard Lemonades.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a friend who was into local plants and shamanism, he was an anthro major, he found all sorts of mildly psychotropic plants on campus that we ate or smoked

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

how are you not dead? That’s how we get stories of high school kids eating Brugmansia

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude was getting a Phd, he knew what to eat

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way way better than the one guy who reacts to a broken keg with “no it’s okay guys I got this” and he’s still working on it an hour later after subsequently requesting a pen, a wrench, a hammer, and a crowbar.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

See ya TBLA fam! Catch everyone tomorrow

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Aug 22, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

After Arizona's 4 game series at Washington this week

They only have 4 road series left and after September 7th, they will be playing either at home or in LA and San Diego. They only have 6 more games remaining with anyone with a winning record (Giants).

Giants play 18 out of next 21 at home. In September they only play NL West teams (Home and Road), like Arizona, only those teams head to head games will be against a team over .500.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone here besides

underdog know why Fatty Arbucke was famous in his day?

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

weight loss videos. just a guess.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

murder, scandal

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because his cat enjoyed lasagna

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah hah

That’s what you get if you combine both of the comic strip’s main characters.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also smoked big joints

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of names

if your given name was Roscoe, would Fatty be that bad of moniker?

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was fucking funny?

he partied like a rock star before rock stars

he was named fatty, smoked fatties, and made love with his fat…

oh, I better stop now

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Famous for comedy

infamous for being the OJ of his day.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

for some reason Laurel Canyon reminds me of guys like Fatty Arbuckle

bad stuff going on in the hills since it all began

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told my dad that GScott didn’t know who Joni Mitchell was, Maddz Daddz gave him the old GFY

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some gitar playin hippy chick right?

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you are giving him a fast education about everything good in the world

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, it was mostly a joke. I’m not the hugest Joni fan, but my dad definitely is, so the herbie hancock tribute album to her is a good start

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I wanna get crunk, I put on Joni Mitchell.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary says

Herbie Hancock? The love bug?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s true, that’s the first connection I made. He ended up already having the CD I got him anyway.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

true story

I played Maiden Voyage for Herbie Hancock at the Roxy when I was in high school

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My knowledge is vast and wide-ranging, with large areas of no knowledge at all.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positively Rumsfeldian.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

@dodgers
Dodgers pitcher @javyguerra54 will be a guest on ‘The Rundown’ LIVE at 1:40pm PT on @MLBNetwork.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Flipping through a Dylan book at Barnes & Noble

Those photos with him and his girlfriend are charming.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

like this

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the new season of Great Food Truck race.

They upped the D-bag quotient, and the pretty girls quotient too.

by Tripon on Aug 22, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw my first ep last night

seabirds can go fuck themselves. smug ass vegans..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 22, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Boston can go.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delias- as a baseball card geek, I loved this series. I’m not big into the grading game, but you’ve got some pretty awesome stuff. Maybe I’ll do a little rundown of my top 10 pieces in the future…

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i would like to see that

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should do something sort of soon before law school heats up again. The first few weeks shouldnt be too bad, so I’ll have some free time on my hands.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a grader either. But I have a pretty nice collection. I might put a little sum sum together on it too.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

opening my first expensive box next week – topps marquee. might do a post on that too.

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

for all that is good in the world, please limit yourself to that one box. Ripping wax is fun and exciting, but as Im sure you know, that stuff kicks you in the pants every time. I love watching people open it, but I’ve learned from a decade working at a retail store that you just never win.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i expect nothing

I have avoided this type of thing for years. But it is my birthday and I really don’t need anything so i asked my wife to get me something frivolous instead

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

next week will be awesome. Three TBLA birthdays at least!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Birthdays must be the most overrated day in history.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for Flag Day.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Arbor Day isn’t so great.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Tisha b’Av kinda sucks, too.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

I had no idea that the Temple was destroyed twice on the SAME DATE

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s Ann Arbor Day? Commencement at U Michigan? Or some War of 1812 heroine I never heard of?

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A day for the Ents and all they did for us

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

With that attitude, it should be really fun. When people expect to get the big hit, it can be pretty depressing, especially when they keep buying more and more. shit, they need a pack openers anonymous for some of the people I’ve seen.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the last box i bought was 2001 SP Authentic

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that was the shit. Ichiro and Pujols

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do a fanpost

on my antique California pottery collection, but people would probably blow their brains out.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on if it was Bauer or Catalina

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bauer is too collected

I have a a couple dozen Catalina pieces. But I focused on Pasadena potteries, so I collect mostly Winfield pottery. And some Batchelder

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fairly pathetic state of the world in that I could probably continue this discourse and make it seem I know jack shit about California Pottery using just search engines for my knowledge while in truth knowing nothing or even being aware there was pottery worth collecting from California.

One need not know anything anymore, all knowledge is at our fingertips. Once I found out Bob Timmermann was merely a man while sitting at Dodger Stadium with only a scoresheet to keep him company, a part of me died.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

bauer has dumbass mechanics.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still a beast.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope for the Dodgers sake I’m right and his elbow blows up in two years. I hope for his sake I’m wrong.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, the dude is just different. If the DBacks continue to let him to what he has done for the last decade of his life, I dont see any reason why he wont be successful and stay relatively injury free.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m sure theres a segment of us that love antiques Roadshow and would be overjoyed to view your collection.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 22, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do a fanpost about my general malaise, but I would probably blow my brains out.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dbax or Giants?

Who you got?
I think the Dbax are the 2010 Padres.

With the Giants being the Giants.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s still August and no one knows anything. If I had to say one way or the other, I think the DBacks win the division, the Braves win the wild card, and the Giants piss and moan for 6 months.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

braves got the WC locked up

they are 8 games up with 34 to play.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

1995 angels thought the same thing about AL West

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gene Mauch spins in his grave

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

On this day in 1995

The Angels had an 8.5 game lead in the AL West with 36 games to play (and this was the smallest lead in the AL). The Angels then went 12-24, Seattle went 25-12 to win the West and the Yankees went 26-11 to take the Wild Card.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never Say Never

but usually you can

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pennant race really sucks this year..

There’s only 1 race for a playoff spot that is within 2 games right now and thats the NL West.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the DBacks have a better chance to finish strong than the Giants, but we’ll let the BG’s decide.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it really depends on if the Giants continued to be super injured

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My prediction is this: Shit will either happen, or it won’t, or some shit will happen but not other shit, or the other shit will happen but not the shit that you thought.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll buy that for a dollar

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and none of it matters anyway

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just dont know if the Dbax have enough starting pitching to make it thru the rest of the season.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have 24 waiting in the wings.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

either way

its highly possible theres a atl/philly nlcs.. which should be good baseball..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 22, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dbacks

the giants lost too many key parts in their offense

Chukwudiebere Maduabum FTW!!!!!!!
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by shaqfor3 on Aug 22, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Upton could die tomorrow

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good news

Terelle Pryor will cost about $37M less than Jamarcus Rusell.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bad news, they have the same skill set and attitude.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pryor might actually want to play football.

by Tripon on Aug 22, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Three 6

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell cant play WR

which is where Pryor will end up playing.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Eric Crouch.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crouch quit football, and was way shorter and slower.
He never really profiled to a WR.
Rams shouldnt have drafted him…that was Mike Martz being an idiot.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

One incident on a bio-sheet of mistakes masked by being able to design an offense that included Torry Holt, Isaac Bruce, Kurt Warner, Marshall Faulk, Proehl and Hakim.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

brilliant offensive mind

horrible head coach

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Martz = Leo Mazzone to me.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Jamarcus Russell’s wikipedia’s page, he went back to LSU to finish his BA

by Tripon on Aug 22, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already got his BS with the Raiders.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Aug 22, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it in leasure studies?
.
.
JaRu Party Liason?

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Welcome to business 101, does have any business experience? Oh, where did you work, Mr. Russell?”

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was employee #2 in the Otown boyz

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you shoulda stopped at OTown

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If its his rookie card, it may be worth something if he makes the hall of fame

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

its the one they gave out at DS in 2008

Chukwudiebere Maduabum FTW!!!!!!!
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by shaqfor3 on Aug 22, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how anyone could like scented deodorants. They suck.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

/raises hand

I like them.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you’re a girl. Girls like scents, right? :)

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

different

women never smell bad

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you went to Italy this year?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once was trapped in a train compartment with a girl who smelled like a goat. An Italian girl.

But for the most part they’re very hygienic.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 1:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree without reservation

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim McGraw’s cologne is awesome. Highly recommend.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it worked on Faith Hill

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay away

from Tug McGraw’s

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tug’s cologne damaged my septum.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could amuse myself for hours coming up with the ingredients of a Tug McGraw manfume

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s labeled as “woody” and “spicy” but it’s mostly unscented.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

men’s room potpourri

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say more then 1/2 the population likes them. The 1/2 that we care what they think.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wisedom, meercat style.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wife of HJ likes the smell of clean

not a fan of the perfumed deodorants

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it truly depends WHAT it smells like.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

callback

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victory

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

MPAA already wearing off

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I ever start a cologne, it will smell like laziness, failure, and midgets.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know they released Smurfs cologne.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

$329 million worldwide and counting!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's no Conan

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate that their success made my joke not as funny as it should have been, but I’m happy for you and your company.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comes with a Happy Meal

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS - Eovaldi

ERA – 2.12
X-FIP – 4.57

Tonight should be a test

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

or not, because it will still be a SSS

not like tonight is a 200 inning start

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

New law: A players stats aren’t released to the public until he reaches 200 PA or 60 IP with a team.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Milwaukee would give him problems, but Braun and Fielder seemed fine with hitting opposite field singles off him. We’ll see. I like watching him far less than I liked watching Rubby, even though they are similar in approach.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked watching Rubby alot more too bc he could crank it up to 100 and even if he misses location have it not hurt him.

With EO, he just doesnt seem to have alot of pitches.
He does throw strikes, and has good velocity (not great like Rubby did)..i think he profiles to a #3 or #4 unless he develops some more pitches.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 94-96 is better than good. Rubby’s velocity was freakish, too high of a standard for anyone.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate – 94.3 / 87.7
Rubby – 96 / 83.2

I like the higher velocity slider.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

until you remember he doesn’t locate it all that well and it’s break is inconsistent, then you realize he doesn’t throw a slider so much as a slightly less hard and easier to read fastball.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, sitting at 96 as a starter is elite velocity, I’m just not a fan. I think if he ends up a #3 or #4 we should be thrilled, because he could very easily be the most valuable player in the Frontier League for the next 10 years.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering no one had him as anyone to even think about headed into this year, just being in the rotation is already a huge win. He has still not allowed a major league home run. If he escapes this road trip with that in tact, I’m going to start believing in his ability to minimize home runs.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t get me wrong, I’m rooting for him and I think he’ll have all the tools necessary to develop and refine secondary pitches at the major league level, I just hope he continues his success as a starter so he doesn’t get treated like JMac.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frontier League? That’s over-the-top, man.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIDHMHHWAKIH

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I don’t hyperbolize my hyperbole, how will anyone know i’m hyperbolizing?!

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I already forgot I was no longer going to discuss pitchers with you since your standard was so ridiculously high as to be meaningless.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

someone has his Meercat furry costumed all zippered up today

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s probably right. I almost always look at pitchers for why they will fail instead of how they might succeed.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe not fail, how they will struggle, maybe is more accurate.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All pitchers fail.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Women fart, even if you don’t ever get to hear or smell evidence of it

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve gone for the Sly Stallone reference.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidently to high of a standard for his arm.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully avoided sliding on the railing.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

After seeing the railings on the upper deck, I understand how you can die.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly the problem isn’t with the railing, it is the very notion of an upper deck which should be tossed away to protect the weak, stupid, and clumsy

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously spent the first two innings constantly thinking “Holy crap, this is high up.” I do not do well with heights.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the people that matter all tend to congregrate on the bottom levels anyway so what the heck

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like reverse steerage

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically anyone over 70. HJ was a fan of Logans Run

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Peter Ustinov’s dreaming

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Dorothy Parker.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

she’s the oldest Golden Girl, right?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best Dorothy Parker line is in there: Tonstant Weeder fwowed up.

I always liked the apocryphal one, the one that nobody can prove she actually wrote: “This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fWOW is less reliable than bWOW

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take fWOW over jWOWW

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is high on the list of people I wished I had known

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can lead a whore to culture

but you can’t make her think

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer Jason Leigh did a great impression of her in that round table movie, whatever it was called...

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the silent Marx Bother was one of the bigger wits

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

…but more of a bother than a wit, when all is said and done. (I’ll quit Harping on this right now.)

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that part of it ;-) I meant, whatever the movie was called...

But it’s called Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110588/

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sid Vicious Circle

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 2:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cards lineup

per Matthew Leach:

Schumaker 2B
Jay CF
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Berkman RF
Freese 3B
Molina C
Descalso SS
Carpenter P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Schmaker was Kershaw’s first ever strikeout victim. Could be his 200th of 2011.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Broxton can come back to strike out Pujols t o preserve th….shit.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and not too far from being an anagram, too. (Shwaker.)

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, Dodgers have to play today?

;-)

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

It’s not like it’s Arbor Day or something.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was The Dodgers Suck and Need a Break (or Their Fans Do) Day

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

in st louis?

this place is a fucking graveyard. everytime the dodgers play in busch a sense of dread overtakes me.. nothing good happens there.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 22, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

would rec again

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols - Holliday - Berkman

have the Dodgers ever faced three hitters like that? Luckily Crain is not playing:)

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braun/Fielder/Bettancourt? ;)

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last June. Tex, ARod, Cano

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORBESFAIL

LOL.

RT @ForbesTech Who’s Doing It Right? Bleacher Report Turns Knowing Fans Into Reporters http://t.co/q36V8nq

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The author of that article must be one of the few people left who actually read Time.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw was destined to be a Dodger – check his little league uniform at 1:23.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Lineup "shake up"

Carroll SS
Loney 1B
Kemp CF
Rivera LF
Ethier RF
Miles 3B
Barajas C
Velez 2B
Eovaldi P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God Donny found a way to get Velez into the lineup.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was okay with it, was going with it til I got to the 8 hole

Why not play Sellers every day at this point?

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might be very tired. Tough weekend in Colorado, and they tell me that when you play in Colorado each inning is really 1.09 an inning.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm-kay.

Guess that makes sense. But man I can’t wait til 9/1 at this point. Get a deeper bench. Anything to give us more options and less Velez.

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by underdog on Aug 22, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time Kemp non-cleanup, first time Ethier not batting 3rd this season

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just this simple move should result in both Loney and Andre re-discovering their lost power.

/lostmymind

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

like that’s going to make a difference

you know if I have a bunch of shitty clothes to wear, doesn’t matter if I put my socks on before my trousers, will still look like shit

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney 2nd, Miles 6th . . . Does it even matter any more?

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it ever!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have placed velez in the nine hole simply because he can’t hit and we are playing larussa.

by jrock247 on Aug 22, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously not playing him at all is the best choice.

by jrock247 on Aug 22, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we won’t have to see Carroll try to hit with RISP.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

giving him the chance for 3 steals without being caught

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney 2nd FTL

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by shaqfor3 on Aug 22, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, we they arn’t in colorado anymore. bad idea.

by jrock247 on Aug 22, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIIW – .805 OPS at Busch

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone has to ask why Casey Blake is not on the DL

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

“Donnie, at what point in the season did you stop giving a shit?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. poor russ mitchell

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Dee Gordon going to be ready when he’s time is up? He has yet to even start a rebab assignment

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Never really got into baseball cards

But I had a few from when I was in Desert Storm. I believe it was Topps that made them, and they are basically just regular cards with an embossed Desert Storm logo on them. We were given them at different times, and of course, I traded all my non-Dodgers for Dodgers. lol

I think I still have them in a box somewhere…

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