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Dodgers' Next Win In St. Louis Will Be Rare, Grand

In start number four, Nathan Eovaldi looks for the Dodgers' 1,000th win against the Cardinals.

The Dodgers open a series against the Cardinals at Busch Stadium on Monday night, hoping to reverse a disturbing trend. The Dodgers have not won a regular season series in St. Louis since 2003:

Dodgers Recent History In St. Louis
Year W-L
2010 0-4
2009 1-3
2008 1-2
2007 1-2
2006 0-4
2005 1-3
2004 0-3
Totals 4-21

Good thing the 2009 NLDS existed. At least the Dodgers have some positive memories in St. Louis:

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Photos: Getty Images Sport

On the mound tonight, Nathan Eovaldi makes one of his final starts of the year, nearing his innings limit, before heading to the bullpen for September, if not before. Eovaldi has impressed in his first three major league starts, allowing four total runs in 17 innings. There might be a bit of concern that he has had more walks than strikeouts in each of the last two outings, but overall Eovaldi has pitched reasonably well. The last Dodger to begin his career with three games of five innings or more while allowing two or fewer runs was Jim Neidlinger in 1990.

Chris Carpenter has made nine career regular season starts against the Dodgers, dating back to 2004, and has allowed two or fewer runs in each of the last seven. Carpenter is 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA, with eight walks and 50 strikeouts in 63 innings. Carpenter has allowed four runs and four walks, total, in his last seven starts against the Dodgers.

Carpenter threw seven shutout innings at Dodger Stadium on April 17, a game more remembered for Ryan Franklin serving up a two-run home run in the ninth inning to Matt Kemp. In three starts against the Dodgers since the beginning of 2010, Carpenter has allowed one run in 22 innings.

Lineups

Don Mattingly changed things up today. This is the first time Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp have started at anywhere other than third or fourth, respectively, in the batting order.

Eugenio Velez, at 0-for-22, has a chance to pass J.D. Drew tonight.

Dodgers   Cardinals
SS
Carroll

2B Schumaker
1B
Loney

3B Freese
CF
Kemp
1B Pujols
LF
Rivera

LF Holliday
RF
Ethier
RF Berkman
3B
Miles

CF Jay
C
Barajas
C Molina
2B
Velez
SS Descalso
P
Eovaldi

P Carpenter

 

Notes

  • The next win against St. Louis will be the 1,000th by the Dodgers, who trail the all-time series with the Cardinals, 1,001-999.
  • The Cardinals were tied for first place in the NL Central with the Brewers at the All-Star break, and have gone 18-17 since the break. Unfortunately for St. Louis, Milwaukee has won 27 of their last 36 and now has an eight and a half game lead in the division.
  • Albert Pujols homered on Sunday and has a .902 OPS, the first time all season he has had an OPS at or above .900 at the end of the day. Pujols has 13 home runs in 34 games since the All-Star break, during which he is hitting .308/.358/.637.
  • Since trading Colby Rasmus on July 27, Cardinals' center fielders (mostly John Jay) have hit .252/.294/.369 with nine doubles, one home run and five RBI in 24 games.

Game Time: 5:15 p.m.

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I think that is all of Ethier's power

exploding out of his groinal area. He needs to start denying people his essence.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

POE

Peace on earth

Purity of Essence

Maybe it is the floridation?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for getting that.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when

Kemp was ALL over the lineup?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good times

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

On Aug 17th Allen Craig hit a single, double and two home runs. For the rest of the month he is hitless in 17 at bats.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Normally I don’t post too much, patricularly about the line-up, but this just makes no sense to me. I know it doesn’t make a difference at this point, but it does say something about Mattingly, right?

In 20 ABs, Either has a .900 OPS against Carpenter, Kemp .686 OPS (15 ABs), and Rivera is 0 for 7. Loney has an OBP of .118 in 17 ABs against Carpenter, Miles is 3 for 7, .857 OPS. Why all the shuffling? At least Carroll is where he should be.

In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened

by JB 8 on Aug 22, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he only cares about runs scored.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't usually pimp my LAGConf. articles here

but I spilt a lot of ink, taking a look at minor league baseball and MLS, and why MLS has become the right bet for suburban communities.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We won our first GU8 scrimmage 5-0 last Saturday. My daughter scored her first ever goal. She says I didn’t see the goal, but I just told her I didn’t want to cheer and rub it in to the other team since I was an on-field coach. Lots of capri sun and orange slices were enjoyed afterwards.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww

that’s awesome. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantastic

I think your kid would love a Galaxy game. Chivas tickets are cheaper, if that’s an issue, but I think it’s worth it just to show her soccer is loved by many people.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure she bets the under

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Beckham free kicks taken: 3.5

Maybe I setup a soccer simulation contest on Josie’s board. I will start G.Scott off at -25 just to speed things up.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's see

Beckham free kicks taken:
Keane goals scored:
Players that remove shirts after the game:
How many minutes you spend explaining offside to the casual fan friend you bring to the game:

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a free kick

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

usually what’s awarded when someone is fouled. there are two kinds, direct and indirect.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

for younger kids they sometimes do a dropped ball. that’s like a faceoff in hockey.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats a goal?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its like a unicorn, only rarer.

by fbihop on Aug 22, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And more beautiful.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like my unicorn steaks blue and bloody myself

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow roasted Unicorn ribs.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not rarer, even if it be tastier

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is offside when similar to Don’t touch me there?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How hard is it to get a ticket to a Galaxy game, and what is the price of a budget friendly ticket? Is it a family friendly event?

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not terribly hard, you can get tickets for around $25-$35 and there really aren’t bad seats. It’s just a lower bowl and then a second tier over one sideline. Only the lower bowl along the sideline has seats though, everything else is benches.

Family friendly for sure, it really tries hard on that angle. There is some profanity yelled in spanish in unison occasionally, but that’s only a problem if your kids speak spanish

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Castellanos

was named Southern League Player of the Week. Not a surprise.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Surely not to anyone here

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009

back when Ethier actually hit home runs.

Chukwudiebere Maduabum FTW!!!!!!!
twitter

by shaqfor3 on Aug 22, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate being reminded how much we suck in Saint Louis. And that was when we had good teams.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Since trading Colby Rasmus on July 27, Cardinals’ center fielders (mostly John Jay) have hit .252/.294/.369 with nine doubles, one home run and five RBI in 24 games.

While Rasmus has hit .224 / .247 / .412

Everyone loses

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

St. Louis also has to have Edwin Jackson.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This video silverwidow linked last thread

is really really cute. I love Kershaw.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

for example

you find out why Kershaw wears #22

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout that Dodger uni, huh? Awesome!

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes! and his soccer team picture is super cute, too.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

so they’re talking about walk off and walk off celebration etiquette. They were like, “Why are you pummeling Matt Kemp for hitting a walk off?” Kershaw is like, “Well…he kinda started it.” Then they were like, “How come stuff isn’t more choreographed?” And he’s like, “Well, it’s fun if that’s your team but if it’s against you, you just wanna drill someone the next day.”

Ha!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great dry wit that kid has. /mancrush

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that AJ Ellis popping the bubble?

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by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight lineup change

Jay and Freese switched spots, Jay now 6th, Freese 2nd

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LaRussa saw Loney/Miles in those spots and decided to aggressively reconsider his strategy.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball chess at its best

Which reminds me of an old saying … “Never bring a checker set to a chess fight!”

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be nice for Kershaw

when it goes back to Dallas on his 6 year 150M deal after 2014.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather see that than the Yankees.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy to have an offseason home in Dallas with that kind of Dodger contract.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

pulling the Reverse Deion and playing for the Cowboys in the offseason?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The locals call it Fort Worth

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at a conference at Ft. Worth once

and they forced us to yell Yee Haw.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they hate Dallas

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh-Yoo-Hen-Ee-Oh

Clap-Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!

Here’s the real question: Could Eugenio get a hit off of Loney?

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Loney as a pitcher is better than Steve Nebraska.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Loney is Bogarting

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last game of the season

Probably Loney’s swansong – does Donnie give him one inning or at least one batter?

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lovely parting gift.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Is there anything that man can’t do?” /fakesteinerquote

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddz

Luke Zimmerman, the man narrating the iPhone video, responded to your comment in the links thread. :)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha he was nice about it.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Met him in Vegas. Terribly nice person. Dick :)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant Bisbee

is probably a very nice fellow too.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

true story

Eric and I spent a fair amount of time with Rev Halo Fan of Halo’s Heaven

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping he called you acura lady

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a sweet reply

but it made me think of the kid in Wonderfalls, that everyone called mouth breather, and then one time he was all “I’ll have you know I have a deviated septum, and I have to wait two years before I can have the surgery.”

The reaction for me wasn’t “aww you have allergies” but “why don’t you take the medicine then”

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cake eater.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you won’t have Banks to kick around anymore : p

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team sucks so much this year

but in 2021 I predict we are still talking about it. If people are still talking by then. We might just be mind transmitting “Remember 2011? LOL”

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Vowels won’t exist in 2021.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gd Dmn Ynks

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless we can get Larry David to convince everyone to not say LOL out loud.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know why J.D. Salinger was a squirrelly recluse? I enjoy his work a great deal.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Overrated agoraphobic

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harder to get MLB draft coverage back int he day.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They rewrote the part of Field of Dreams

to not risk Salinger suing them for using his name in the movie.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burt Lancaster will always rule.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with great actors teaming up with not so great actors. You can see how wooden they really are, like MarkyMark in the Fighter being paired with Bale.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, Bale was like a cigar store indian in that movie

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knew - I've never seen a female version
Earlier cigar store Indians were almost entirely female (often depicted with a papoose), but it seems as though their male counterparts now dominate the tobacco advertisement industry. And while sidewalk obstruction laws have forced many American tobacconists to move their sculptures indoors (thanks again, paternalistic government, for looking out for our "interests"), today no stogie shop is complete without one.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did you think the term “Woody” came from?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Beach Boys’ station wagon, of course.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark W

Was good in a few movies tho. The Departed, I Heart Huckabees, Boogie Nights.

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by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 4:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

three kings?

I mean he isn’t an actor with a huge range, and he probably isn’t going to win an oscar, but he is far from bad and I would argue is even good.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s fun to watch because he makes fun movies, is he a good actor? I don’t think so, he can do one thing well and he does that well. He plays himself.

have to say I’ve seen none of the movies that Pure Azure posted above.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

the departed was amazing.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

if by amazing

you mean Scorsese-by-the-numbers, I agree.

Yes, i’m cranky today.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does one thing well and he does it over and over

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Shutter Island was his best film since Goodfellas. Also try King of Comedy and The Last Waltz. I also like the Christ movie a lot.

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by Pure Azure on Aug 22, 2011 4:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've never met anyone

who thinks I Heart Huckabees is half as funny as I do. It kills me.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping one of the old preverts like Dave, Meercat, or Marty would start getting all wistful about Susan Sarandon and the lemons in this movie

but it looks like I am going to have to do it myself

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He taught me how to cut coke, he was all sorts of wise.

Susan Sarandon has been a great and beautiful actress for a long long time, she has never given me a woody.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

She hits a good nerve for me

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

and I’ll never forgive her for Thelma and Louise. I was throwing things at the TV when I watched it.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would you watch it?

I am the only guy over 40 who likes those bug eyes?

How about her in Pretty Baby?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girlie romp, they deserve to have some fun.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

never a Woody, but plenty of Tim’s.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim traded her in for a “younger model”.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that had a very different director than his usual Westerns – Louis Malle, the French director (ever see Murmur of the Heart?) I think that made a big difference to the tone and pace of Lancaster’s performance.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think of Burt Lancaster as a Western Actor? I’d never have thought of him for that genre. I think of him as Jim Thorpe most of all then a Pirate, Circus man, Preacher, Birdman, Military commander, Swimmer, Airport CEO, and a local Hero with some Westerns mixed in.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anthony Quinn

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most Famous Kisses in History

1. Klimt
2. WWII Ending
3. From Here to Eternity

?

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re right. Judgment at Nuremberg, Birdman of Alcatraz, Elmer Gantry., The Leopard But I keep thinking that i saw him in some movies that included a Western or two. Just looked it up: Lawman, Valdez is Coming, Ulzana’s Raid are all westerns, all 1971-2. And Apache and Vera Cruz from back in 1954, I think those were ones I saw as a kid. Also I keep thinking I saw him in some with Kirk Douglas, but maybe not.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember one with him and Kirk.

Lawman I remember.

Never saw Ulzan’a Raid.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Vera Cruz

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elaine Joyce

70s game show participant and sometime Love Boat and Fantasy Island guest star in now married to Neil Simon but for some time in the 1980s was with J.D. Salinger. Salinger met her when she performed her nightclub act in Jacksonville but he had been writing her letters for the past 3 months.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody, not even his mother, his father, his lover?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I first read Catcher, I was taken aback by the use of “David Copperfield.” I was like, the magician?? This was written in the fifties!

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holden Caulfield thinks silverwidow is a phony.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 22, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may start calling him Carl

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a phony but I like calling others phonies. :)

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I share your dismay

I just read a book and don’t know what to do with it – Moonwalking with Einstein

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you haven’t gotten to Dickens yet, have you?

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m always open to recs. I prefer contemporary writing styles tho.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

David Copperfield is a Dickens novel. #Themoreyouknow!

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or watch the 24 hour movie

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confederacy of Dunces

by Salty on Aug 22, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took

me three months to finish that book and now I could not tell anything aside from where it took place.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read so many books and recall so few

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a Total Recall once, wasn’t pleasant

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show me on the doll where the Govenator touched you.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get me started

there was a reason it was unpublished.

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got surly Marty today

Bonus time!

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone ask him his favorite scene from Raising Arizona!

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Marty

but if you didn’t enjoy Raising Arizona, part of the fun part of the brain has died.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though they sold out the ending

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only read green comments?

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 3:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Speaking of that, at the SB Nation conference did you ask about what it would take to make our rec’d comments blue?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

custom css

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by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Moneyball make more money then Conan? Then “The Smurfs”?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

More than Conan, less than the Smurfshits

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, respect for the Humma

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humma was the only person that made those CGI horrors palatable. When cooked up the smell like stale urine and taste like fecal coated garlic.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be wrong but wasn’t the target audience like eight and under?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that by age or height?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They raped my childhood to bring this picture to life.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha, didn’t know the Smurfs had been around that long. If they screw with Super Chicken and Mighty Mouse I’m going to be one upset Meerkat.

Course I kind of understand. The debacle that was Bullwinkle still leaves a deep cut. I may have turned on Robert DiNiro after that movie.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and thus condone smoking fatties and having sex for money

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

let's not stereotype

They also like euthanasia and pork ribs.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I always thought the kids on that continent were cool

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amber and Auburn will be delighted.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about

Summer and Autumn?

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes they are.

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont mind Velez playing.
His streak is one of the more interesting things about the team right now.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s nice to know that there is atleast one Dodger that we all have a higher WAR than.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

had this conversation yesterday

WAR, pronounced like the military conflict, or WAR pronounced like WAHR.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HJ

I you can get Sunday Ticket to Go on your computer or mobile device anywhere in the world.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

only his?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

anyone who buys the service

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see a problem with that

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE – will have to enable that option

I am going to Dallas tomorrow – I plan on going surly

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That headline

made me think the whole team was headed to a good steakhouse. The Grand please. Cook it rare.

by Salty on Aug 22, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re Brewers kept it going on the road trip. EL FUEGO

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am wearing

the last pair of shoes my dad bought before he passed

been a long time since, so it doesn’t feel creepy, it feels nice

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

My dads watch

just stopped today. Time to retire it and get a modern one.

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Memphis hired Luke Walton as an assistant coach..

http://eye-on-college-basketball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/26283066/31474978

Pastner has two AZ alumni on his staff – Damon Stoudamire and now Luke Walton.
Guess the NBA lockout is going to last quite a long time.

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend’s step brother bet $9800 on the Dodgers to win at Milwaukee (one of the non-Kershaw games, don’t know which). I don’t get it either.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Must not have read the TBLA series preview

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s goin big.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what the payoff would have been?

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which game. Payoffs are listed in my sim Fanposts.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I don’t know the game – but it was one of the losses.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

For example

the 8/17 Eovaldi game was +185 on the ML for the Dodgers. So multiply the bet by 1.85 and that would be the payoff for that one game.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would never talk to him if i was you

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will the Dodgers win their 1,000 against the Cardinals this series – favorable matchups for us Tuesday/Wednesday.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone don’t read the week in review ;(

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 3:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was busy reading the Galaxy’s week in review.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

KerShaw and Kuroda against Lohse and Garcia

Per Baseball HQ:

Matchup Notes: The Cardinals and their flagging postseason hopes need a three-game sweep in this series. Based on skills and recent performance, Carpenter is the only STL starter with a decided advantage over his Dodger counterpart. Since late May/early June, Kershaw (16 straight PQS-Dominant starts) and Kuroda (10-for-13) have combined for 26 PQS-DOM’s and 0 PQS-Disasters. Meanwhile, Lohse and Garcia have just six PQS-DOMs in their last 27 over a similar period.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Kershaw game is probably close to a 50/50 and we are dogs in the Kuroda game. But both favorable compared to today’s game.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bet on Kuroda, easy win:)

about 9800 if you have it laying around

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only prediction from the Kuroda game

is that there will be lots of sweating. Take the “over” on sweating.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Loney has a .344 SLG%

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Zach Greinke’s career slug is .321.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the expansion era there are 16 pitchers with 100+ PA with a slug greater than .344.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you define Expansion era – 1969? Or when the Mets / Astro’s came in?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-Ref uses 1961.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did learn how much better at hitting Micah Owings is than every other pitcher at hitting.

With the same search there are two pitchers with OPSes greater than .700. Brandon Backe is at .731. Owings is almost 100 points over Backe.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised Backe had enough at bats to qualify, he must been a better pitcher then I remember

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow stuck around for eight seasons.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Hampton was pretty good, as I remember.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

.650 OPS in the end. Had a nice run for a couple seasons though.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it won him a gold glove

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll always be remembered for his famous, “I signed there [COL] because of the schools” line of reasoning.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since May 1st Andre has a .376

Yes that is not a typo that is your number 3 and now 5 hitter.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically for most of the season Matt Kemp has been sandwiched between to pieces of shit.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

.755 ops for most of that span until this last month has really dragged stuff down

he wasn’t a piece of shit this entire year. Come now.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did say May 1st at the start of the thread and used “most of” to cover my ass.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well my argument is he was at least average from may 1st to the end ofjuly

and arguably higher because of his high OBP. He has been shitty shitty shitty this month though., Perhaps his lack of power really was a portent of things to come.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

that was funny

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

if anyone ever wondered what my coworkers at 2K looked at, this video features a bunch of people I worked with, including my first lead.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Do I need to watch, or can i just really accurately guess what they looked like?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well sure, but you can see test track and task tracker and nba2k12 and this guy will stanley who i nearly killed once

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll check it out after work since I’m sure he deserved it.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with the lineup shakeup tonight?

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 22, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re in last place. What the heck?

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it can’t be fixed who cares how its broken

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope we see Sands on 9/1. I also wouldn’t mind more Sellers. DeJesus, Oeltjen, why not? Maybe even a little Ellis/Hector. I’m just rooting for guys who have a chance to be with us next year.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you root for those guys then?

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sellers has a real shot at a backup gig

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by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

pretty sad it’s come to this.

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

joe block sez
Matttingly said moved #Dodgers RF Andre Ethier to 5th spot tonight to let him relax and take pressure off

and

Mattingly said he moved #Dodgers CF Matt Kemp to 3rd spot to try to get him that extra at bat

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mattingly, just waking up after a long summer’s nap….

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can it hurt?

new managerial mantra….

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They made the lineup based on result of fan text votes.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ethier is bad this month and loney is hot hot hot!

until he isn’t.

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by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

new dart set. The magnetic kind.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCourt legal costs

Shaikin tweets:

Bill from McCourt’s bankruptcy lawyers to #Dodgers for first month of services (6/27/11-7/31/11): $1,743,598.67.

Bankruptcy court asked to OK #Dodgers payment of $1,401,215.47 to McCourt’s bankruptcy law firm. That’s 80% of atty fees, 100% of costs.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

for those who don’t have context that seems crazy, but lawyers got to eat too

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and gold roasted babies cost money

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine anything being as good except maybe a GRB with caviar

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they’ll have problems eating, but there sure are a lot of them at the trough:

From court files: #Dodgers have 25 men on team, McCourt’s bankruptcy law firm has 46 staffers on Dodgers case: http://t.co/RNNLjx5

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, on TV they show far fewer lawyers than it takes in real life

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Society will have made major strides when Lawyers join the rest of the world in finding their employment limited

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

happening now

it sucks to be leaving law school

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

law firms have had major cuts and restructuring for a number of years. It may be the worst time ever for new law school graduates to enter the field in about 20 years.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying that

that is a lot of people to work for one case for one client.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the future is now

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream last night that McCourt sold the Dodgers to the Nationals’ owner. So Lerner ended up owning two teams.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 22, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

you need better dreams

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I got rid of McCourt in my dream. That has to count for something!

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 22, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better then dreaming about Jamie McCourt

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NCAA Hypocrisy
`You have to put in place the kind of institutional control we have at Miami,’

Miami AD told LB State AD in 2008. http://tinyurl.com/3zqnex9

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I think people misunderstand

when they say institutional control, they mean “Don’t let the fucking press find out”. Not “Don’t give them money and cars and hooker abortions”

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by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Block tweets
Mattingly said he moved #Dodgers CF Matt Kemp to 3rd spot to try to get him that extra at bat
Matttingly said moved #Dodgers RF Andre Ethier to 5th spot tonight to let him relax and take pressure off

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew he’d give that as the only reason for moving Kemp to 3rd spot.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no pressure at #5

so, its OK not to hit at the five hole, but not the three? OK, got it.

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have had tripe at 5 all year long.

Btw, meant to thank you for the Jake’s Roadhouse rec in Monrovia. I’ve been there twice, both excellent, most recently for some pancakes/eggs/bacon.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you dont mix your pancakes and eggs do you? thats gross

by delias man on Aug 22, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

I love the taste of syrup and egg yolk mixed together.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

same!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love syrup on all my breakfast items

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 22, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

But I like mixing yolk with bacon.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad you liked it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want bacon now

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 22, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had bacon / eggs for dinner last night. Cooked outside with the stars.

It did nothing to diminish the ridiculousness of the Dodgers having a Short Bench because they insist on having Velez in the lineup and Casey Blake not on the DL.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How often does a guy get a “is this a career ending injury” article while he’s still on the active roster?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. WTF was all I could think.

If I move the wrong way I might hurt myself in such a way that when I’m 50 I won’t be able to turn my neck, on the other hand I’m healthy enough to sit on a bench and watch while every other single player gets used, and Andre has to hit against the LH setup guy because I’m the only right handed power on bench, and my neck hurts. Alot.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Ned just gets to work and plays Angry Birds all day at this point in the season.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The G. Scott Doctrine.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A.J. Ellis was a late scratch from the lineup in ABQ tonight. He was originally in the lineup, per Chris Jackson, but was removed in favor of Federowicz, likely as a precaution should Ellis need to be recalled.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

But of course if the Dodgers are worried enough about Barajas getting hurt but also of the mind of “fuck it, let’s see if he’s healthy enough to start,” you never know.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tease us like this! omg omg

by kinbote on Aug 22, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stache needs to play out the string anyway.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

just trying to get out of the cleveland stink as quickly as possible

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the words ‘jacked’ and ‘off’ are too close in this sentence for me..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 22, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive heard

he can do that any time he wants

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just told our league commissioner I wouldn’t be playing in the league again, and he quoted me the prodigal son. nice.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not? Moving on to better things?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He respected Delias Man’s wishes.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to play in the LA league since I spend my weekends up there anyway, and it’s better competition.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you stepped in the box against Eovaldi, does he K you? :)

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’d look like I knew what I was doing and he’d start me off with a slider my next at bat and I’d make contact :)

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'd wink

and Nate would put one in his ear.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing against his first baseman

who fumbled two chances, the second time not tossing the ball to GScott in time to get the runner

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that second time was kind of incredible.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 22, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was GScott

a little tardy running to cover the bag?

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was, because he was 5 feet from the bag and i expected him to step on it himself. when i realized he looked up waiting for me to cover, i had to sprint over and was a step late.

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by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Game 1 of a DH

Brewers blow it open in Pittsburgh. Putting even more pressure on St. Louis tonight.

by Alex41592 on Aug 22, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Like Brad Pitt putting pressure on me for the title of worlds sexiest man.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 22, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LLWS

Such a huge talent gap in Intl and American competition. Last night’s Japan vs. Mexico featured power pitching + defense. There was a U.S. before that was super sloppy.

by silverwidow on Aug 22, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Japan/Mexico are two of the top international teams. Anything not California or Southeast in this tournament (US side) is not that good.

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

move the fences back

The little league field looks too small even for 12-13 yr olds

by Joey Joe on Aug 22, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it something like 225 feet? My little league field was 180 feet, the big ones were 200. I’d say move the mounds back (infield bigger).

by Xeifrank on Aug 22, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooden bats

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

200 all the way around

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yeah, they should pitch from 50 feet.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one good thing about having a unique name like Plaxico Burress is that you can have the Twitter handle @Plaxico.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 22, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Josh Judy

who was just called up by the Indians. A name that sounds more like an exclamation.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

After his baseball career ends

Judy will begin a new career as a TV judge.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 22, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Gosh Judy. But close enough.

by berkowit28 on Aug 22, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rafy says he will Tuesday Night

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Play? Hurt himself? Retire?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Tuesday Night’ed once. Hurt like a bitch

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Origin of dropin a duece?

by Grimjack on Aug 22, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Duece

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 22, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How will he explain when he goes on the tomorrow night?

by Alex41592 on Aug 22, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Monday Night Baseball

bumped for Monday Night Football and Little League. Ratings wise, probably the right decision.

by Josie Becker on Aug 22, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network picked up the slack.

by Alex41592 on Aug 22, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get MLB Network here

I think my cable company is the only one in the entire country that doesn’t offer it.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 22, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eureka / Arcata , Ca does not carry it.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if I leave out a word every sentence

it will make for a less boring winter

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Know

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 22, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Niners

traded Taylor Mays to Siberia aka Cincinnati Bengals

by bhsportsguy on Aug 22, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Siberia with skyline chili

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 22, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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