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Dodgers Power Their Way To Sweep Of Cardinals

Hiroki Kuroda is getting spoiled with all these runs.

After four months of not receiving any run support, Hiroki Kuroda has been getting runs by the bushel of late. The Dodgers pounded the Cardinals 9-4 on Wednesday afternoon, completing their first series sweep of three games or more in St. Louis since 1993.

For the Dodgers, who lost 21 of 25 regular season games in St. Louis dating back to 2004, this series was a welcome relief. The Dodgers now lead the all-time series with the Cardinals, 1,002 wins to 1,001.

The Dodgers have now scored 489 runs and allowed 498; don't look now, but the Giants (444 runs for, 461 runs against) have the worst run differential in the NL West. Too bad they don't award division titles for that.

Kuroda received 24 runs of support in 12 starts from June 3 to August 8. Kuroda had a 2.54 ERA and a 2-9 record to show for it. In his last three starts, Kuroda has an ERA of 2.25 and has received 24 runs of support. As you might imagine, Kuroda is 3-0 in those three starts. He allowed three runs in seven innings today, picking up his 10th win of the season.

A.J. Ellis went nearly three years and 806 major and minor league plate appearances without a home run before hitting one in Triple A on July 22. Three days later Ellis hit another home run for the Isotopes, and today cranked one off Jaime Garcia 427 feet over the left field wall for his first major league home run. Ellis then got the classic silent treatment reaction from the dugout before he was mobbed by his teammates.

On the 10-game road trip, Dodger catchers hit .325/.341/.775 with five home runs and 12 RBI.

Notes

  • Juan Rivera had a double and a home run, driving in three, and during the 10-game road trip hit .306/.366/.472.
  • James Loney had his third multi-hit game in four days, with a single and two doubles, and has 11 hits in his last 17 at-bats.
  • Matt Kemp had two singles, scored twice, and drove in two runs.
  • Eugenio Velez pinch hit for Kuroda in the top of the eighth inning and grounded out, running his hitless streak to 27 at-bats
  • Noted relief ace Skip Schumaker had four hits for St. Louis.
  • After the game, the Dodgers optioned Josh Lindblom to Double A and activated Kenley Jansen from the disabled list. Doing the move now (well, before Friday basically) allows the Dodgers to bring back Lindblom as soon as September 4. Players optioned must be in the minors for 10 days unless they are replacing an injured player in their return.
  • Dodgers' 2011 first-round draft pick Chris Reed will make his professional debut tonight for Class A Rancho Cucamonga. Reed will start for the Quakes, and is expected to pitch one or two innings. The game starts at 7:05 p.m. PDT, and can be heard online via 1450 AM.
  • The Dodgers are off Thursday, but open a three-game series at Dodger Stadium Friday night with Colorado. Ted Lilly and Esmil Rogers start the opener

WP - Hiroki Kuroda (10-14): 7 IP, 8 hits, 3 runs, 1 walk, 4 strikeouts

LP - Jaime Garcia (10-7): 5 IP, 9 hits, 7 runs, 2 walks, 3 strikeouts

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by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Call me Esmil

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Youza
On the 10-game road trip, Dodger catchers hit .325/.341/.775 with five home runs and 12 RBI.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And they lost one on the trail.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Lilly is gonna OWN colorado

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Of all the things you don’t expect to happen… Scoring runs for Kuroda, sweep in St Louis…

The more you drink, the less gruesome I look.
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by Paul Udani on Aug 24, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Aug 24, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hatred for the Cardinals is damn near as high as it is for the Giants.

The people here have been avoiding me like the plague today.

by keithc13 on Aug 24, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Arkansas huge Cardinals territory? Or am I 50 years out of date?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 24, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is!!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So's Kentucky apparently

Everyone I’ve met from Kentucky, who liked baseball, was a Cardinals fan

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indiana is mostly Cards fans as well, with some Cubs, Twins and Reds fans mixed in.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think, but cannot prove, that it is because St. Louis had the entire south all to itself until the Braves moved to Atlanta. If you were a baseball fan, and you lived in the south, the Cards became your team. And as we know, teams are handed down from parent to child.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 24, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Stan the Man

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO

FREE ELLIS

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Are the Dodgers going to make Reed a starter then? I’ll feel a lot better about this pick if he can start, and is effective.

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 24, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember when Aaron Miller was our #3 prospect. I’m sure BA will over pimp Reed, too.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

injuries happen to pitchers

be they former relievers or former starters

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the plan has been to stretch him out to a starter, I believe, from the time he was drafted

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WGT

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

And by “T,” you mean 81-81, right?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 24, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now do you want...

San Diego to win to keep the Giants down, or San Francisco to win, to break out of last place tie?

by WLPublic on Aug 24, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

san diego

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want:

1) The Dodgers to win 81 games
2) The Giants to lose in whatever fashion is most embarrassing.

I don’t care where the Dodgers end up — if 81 wins is fifth place, it is fifth place.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do babies come from?

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants losing causes many Dodger fans to celebrate at night.

by VegasBlues on Aug 24, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants losing causes many Baseball fans to celebrate at night.

And there you have it.

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something giant loses something….

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should lose.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Aug 24, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. 81-81, and 2011 NL West Division Champs!

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by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This LLWS game between Mexico and Venezuela

Is among the cleanest I’ve ever seen, for the LLWS…

The more you drink, the less gruesome I look.
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by Paul Udani on Aug 24, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawaiian Barbecue

So yeah, I’ll eat it occasionally, but there’s this dish here called “Loco Moco” that looks absolutely disgusting. My god. Your mileage may vary.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

The Loco Moco is awesome. Gravvy over a hamburger patty? You should try Shakas if you’r eint he San Gabriel Valley area.

by WLPublic on Aug 24, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is wrong with you?!

that looks amazing

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It turns my stomach, what can I say.

I do like BBQ chicken or whatever.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

which part?

all of those things sound yummy in my tummy

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunny side up eggs with gravy and rice… are you serious?

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, it is good

don’t like the Mexican Ranch style eggs either eh?

that’s ok, you’re not a food mixer, there are people like you.

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m like him, I can’t do egg yolk at all. Scrambled and such, fine, but running eggs and me just don’t match.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got home late last night

Seared up some aged beef strips, seasoned with salt, pepper and chili flakes, added a little cheese, cut up some heirloom tomatoes on the side. Then basted a couple of eggs just until the whites were firm and the yolk was cooked a bit. Slid those eggs over the beef, heated up some corn tortillas, and damm that was mighty good eating mixing the eggs with the beef and tomatoes.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this man knows what he is talking about

close your eyes, free your mind, and the taste will tell you where to go

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m coming to your house for dinner. I’ll be there in 16 hours…

Okay that might be breakfast.

by VegasBlues on Aug 24, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We used to call eggs cooked like that “Dippy Eggs”. For dipping your toast into.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Aug 24, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Huevos Rancheros? No, I stay away from all of that stuff.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not both?

Food unlike wives, you can have it all

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some octopus last week

that was made Tandoori style, it was really good. And I have plenty of raw octopus in my life.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Terroni on Beverly has a rocking octi salad right now

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that Octi is dead though

Not suctionoing your esophegus all the way down.

by WLPublic on Aug 24, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like arroz con pulpo. Don’t know any place right now that makes it, though there must be plenty.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

I am not making that for you, BUT if I get enough motivation to grab the Smokey Joe out of the garage, maybe I will do spicy grilled calamari on Sunday

or cook it saturday and serve it with celery, radi, and lemon cold

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, please do. I’ve only ever had calamari from bars and the like. Would be very interested to know what homemade tastes like.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds fantastic. However, I am now intimidated about making anything for the picnic. I am not at a complete loss in the kitchen, but I am far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far from being an HJ or BH there.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BH is the shit

I am a dabbler

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why Eric and I are bringing fried chicken that we did not cook.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Why I am bringing Sausages.

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To put between buns.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought we agreed no more Padres jokes.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were bringing bratwurst – I had the mustard packed

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Wisconsin, they boil the brat in beer then grill

don’t know why, but better that way

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything tastes better in Wisconsin

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

or with beer.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Butter and Onions, bring to a rolling boil, throw onto a charcoal fire. There will be brats!

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call – everything is better with sausage

What kind of sausage

if case you are interested, best way I have found to do Peppers and Onions on a grill is to cut them up and make a foil pouch – place veggies + Olive Oil + salt and pepper. Seal pouch place over low heat and cook until well done turning foil bag once or twice

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor HJ

He’s just bringing Farmer John

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantastic idea

thank you

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

works on your car engine too if you want to go full-on HillBilly.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does any smoke get through the foil into the pouch? Why not use one of the grills with the little holes that you can put onto your grill so smaller things don’t fall through the grill bars?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want the steaming – near the end you can poke foil with fork so that you can get some burnt chewy bits

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The water content of the veggies alone creates enough steam?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, because the oil gets hot and they bag holds in the heat

also this method predates all those cool mesh pans they sell these days

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was wondering. I have used the foil pouch trick to sort of oven-poach fish, but of course I have to add some fluid in there too, white wine, broth, what not.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never eat anything that is looking at you.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Aug 24, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At a chinese banquet, there must be the steamed whole fish on a platter. The eyeball is included.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t knock it until you have tried it.

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm sunny side up eggs.

by VegasBlues on Aug 24, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

been working on perfectly cooked eggs for at least 10 years now

coldish pan, eggs in, low heat until nearly set, shut off heat to finish

when I really nail it, I can over easy them without hardening any of the yoke but cooking all the white to just set

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Temper the eggs

with some milk before putting them in the pan if you’re doing a scramble.

by WLPublic on Aug 24, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

first 5 years of marriage I over cooked the scrambled eggs because that is what I thought was the way my wife liked them

at some point she is like “Yeah, you can cook, but you cook your eggs too hot and over do them”

I was “huh, I do that for you!”

Since then, breakfast is happier

talk to the ladies fellas, ask her what she likes

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the best advice I have heard about what women want.

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding of the male/female relationship

as gleemed from Mad Men, is that is some blasphemic advice.

by WLPublic on Aug 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, there are truths there too I suppose

I wouldn’t bank on one or the other exclusively – some things a woman does not want to be asked about

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Age and weight are just numbers

Some people would give their social security numbers before giving that up. What’s wrong with our society?

by WLPublic on Aug 24, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is only early – get married and that don’t matter

but knowing what to be decisive about and what to query her about is a mostly learned skill

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

some women refuse to give you a straight answer

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a trait not restricted to one sex or the other.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is however a trait shared by all politicians. Zing!

by WLPublic on Aug 24, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Politicians are sub human!

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

if after 5 years you can’t get a straight answer…you chose poorly

doesn’t work in the first 6 months when people are less of who they are and more of who they want you to see

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Nolander – Honey, why do you have all these porno pics and clips on the computer?
Nolander – Errr, uh, that’s, uh, research honey, yeah, uh, new backup technologies, uh, didn’t know what was on those discs….

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric at work made a Padres joke and I got stuck in a Pornado.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

super serious

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some fried shrimp or mahi mahi. Seems more normal to me.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only issue

is trying to define a food as normal. Okay, eating insects is probably not normal (though in some places it is) but eating things like loco moco in a world of the various fast food places (try finding an American burrito south of our border) is not what I would deem as being unusual.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normal was the wrong word choice there, sorry. I meant mainstream.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends what river you are standing in brother

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loco Moco

is Hawaiian plate lunch tradition and some darn good eating, Eric and I went to a place in Culver City that does a nice version. The California Hotel in Vegas also has some places that makes a good version. Or you could go to Oahu.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fond memory of a cheap surf trick to Hawaii was eating at the Rainbow Drive-in for plate lunch

What is the culver city place, Mrs HJ will demand to be taken there

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is a rochester version of this dish

well, it’s similar, probably not a version. it’s called a garbage plate. it’s amazing.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loco Moco is a garbage plate where they took out the empty vitamins.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i make that at home about once a month.

by delias man on Aug 24, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you also don’t like the Fatburger with the fried egg on it.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, college years lived on that sucker

we had a fat burger down the street from the house, saturday morning found me over-turning couch cushions in the living room getting enough together for fat burger

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are few savory foods I can think of

where a well cooked egg would not improve it tenfold.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love egg on any greens

breakfast the other day was over easy on a bed of argula with red wine vingar and course sea salt

toasted some thick bread

fucking feast

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are probably right. I am now craving machaca.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the best egg?
Chicken, Duck, Ostrich

How many different types of eggs have you fine folks tried?

I think I have had only Chicken and Duck

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are great

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicken
duck
quail
Fish

my answer on best is the freshest egg served on mixed diet

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is my list too.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure my Fatburger experiences began in Westwood Village during my UCLA days. Haven’t had one in eons.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ate a hot dog with a fried egg for lunch yesterday

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Hawaiian BBQ for lunch. Thanks for the inspiration.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Cholo

Sonora Style Enchilada (1923)
(First Enchilada Served at El Cholo)
Layered Corn Tortillas, Savory Chicken simmered in a Tomato, Onion, Cilantro Broth, & Cheese, topped with Olives and a Fried Egg.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of saying that Eugenio Velez “pinch hit” can we just say “pinch appeared” to be more accurate?

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

or Mark Sweeney’d

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally forgot to complete that sentence.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just assumed he made an out anyway.

by kinbote on Aug 24, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i figured Mattingly pinched one off and Velez was the result.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Pinched a velez” probably shouldn’t be a term.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch Shit works for me.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dodgerthoughts Jon Weisman
RT @Dodgers: Following today’s game, the #Dodgers optioned RHP Josh Lindblom to Double-A and reinstated RHP Kenley Jansen from the DL.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

see you September 4 (or maybe 9/6)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venezuela have bases loaded nobody out

And they blow it… Looks familiar…

The more you drink, the less gruesome I look.
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@shadowking011

by Paul Udani on Aug 24, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That whole country doesn’t know how to win.

by kinbote on Aug 24, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.weddingbee.com/2011/08/22/damn-these-kids-are-cool/#.TlVdLODj8G0.facebook

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Aug 24, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish you would have told us

I would have sent a gift.

I take it these are either friends or a random couple who did a cute thing instead or perhaps doing some romantic pictures that someone would hire the wife of commenter to take this weekend for their engagement.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha that's not me!!

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Aug 24, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am not dating anyone at the moment.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Aug 24, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

just kidding. Being a new associate can create havoc in one’s social life (despite all the TV shows that say otherwise).

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

that and being a jerk magnet.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Aug 24, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to state the obvious, but, ahem

you’re living in Jerk Central at the corner of Bitch of a Jackass and Mommy Issues.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitch of a Jackass

Well played suckup right there

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhhh

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

most guys have mommy issues, I’ve found

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

blame the mommy’s not the guys

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How do I decide whether or not I have mommy issues? Is there a checklist?

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So 100% of straight men have mommy issues?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to a poll conducted and devised by women

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you whimper “mommy” when stressed?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

in my informal survey

(ie dating guys) I’ve found that depending on their relationship with their mother, guys get all sorts of weird about certain stuff.

That’s true for anyone: your parents raising you leaves you with certain proclivities and whatnot

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

dated a guy who was kicked out of his house by step dad at 16, his mom didn’t do anything apparently. He didn’t like being around my family pretty much ever, which is hard because I spend a lot of time with my family. He ended up having a meltdown on Mother’s Day.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

he had bigger issues with Daddy and step-daddy

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like he had sack up and get over it issued

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too

Hope it isn’t Gary

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d.

I have issues like an inherent need to follow rules and laws.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if i disagree with them. fear of getting caught/permanent record stuff is my biggest thing.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is like that. Rule follower. Won’t even seat jump at DS.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

was more thinking of the use of recreational drugs. I’ll seat jump if the people next to or behind me are being annoying, but wil otherwise sit in my seat regardless.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he also has a really strong love for chain restaurants

drives me crazy

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hipster

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can go to Denny’s with Vanessa.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GScott’s gotta be laughing right now

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I did enjoy this. I’m eating dinner at denny’s tonight

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Denny’s. Pointless waste of time, money and stomach acid. So many other places to choose from that are better and just as accessible.*

*wee hours excepted. you can’t be too choosy at 3 AM.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I go when I want egg whites and don’t have time to go to the store and make them myself.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am certain The Kettle will do egg whites.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the kettle is much further from me and is not very good at all

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry dude, kettle is just not my thing at all. Especially when directly next door is Hennessey’s and across the street is the Koffee Kart (when it re-opens)

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Hennessey’s open for breakfast?

I like the Hermosa Hennessey’s better (for location). I need a lunch on the roof.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.hennesseystavern.com/breakfast.html

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They stop way too soon and I never remember this until it’s too late.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't find the hours for breakfast

on their website. But I will have to try it on one of those rare occasions that I am down here for breakfast.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moon over My Hammys appeal

She is strong

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Black Bear Diner is a chain!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That place is awesome

Went to the one in davis once, they give you waaaaaay too much food.

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah they do

and after I spent the weekend in sonoma, I was 75% country gravy

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ordered 2 pancakes

They were the size of freaking basketballs.

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it another Claim Jumper?

better food?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black Bear Diner. It’s a small chain of 40-some odd restaurants, mostly located in mid-sized towns, mostly in the West. I’ve eaten in several locations like Susanville, Redding, Klamath Falls, Porterville (the closest on to LA), Reno. I found out recently there’s one in Glendale, AZ! I am so hitting it up next spring training. That and Cracker Barrel.

Basically comfort food, coffee shop feel, large portions. Pretty well executed.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We dropped the ball on that one in March

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did somes balls finally drop?

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally did not know that either were in AZ until Dylan H told TJSimers “let’s hit Cracker Barrel” on Marcus Thames Day.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thx

I’ve driven thru Susanville lots of times, but never stopped. I need to get up to that part of the county again soon.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spent a week this summer

up at Eagle Lake, 45 minutes N of Susanville.

You only stop in Susanville for supplies, to eat, or to visit a prisoner.

That Black Bear was actually closed for remodeling so we ate at Hart’s Cafe, which was ok. I did eat at the Black Bear in Gridley (just south of Chico) on the way up, so I got my needs fulfilled.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have fond memories

of Eagle Lake

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. You are the first person who’s heard of it that I haven’t been there with. I was talking to someone born and raised in Chico and she hadn’t heard about it.

We have a picnic conversation topic!

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had a run of about 15 years

where I was up at Lake Almanor. We would take side trips to Eagle Lake, Hat Creek, Bucks Lake, etc. Always ended the trip with a weekend in Reno.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almanor really is pretty. My friend’s family has like four homes/cabins all together, sort of a compound, in Eagle Lake. We vacationed up there with them three times, all great trips. There was a Reno stop on way back the second time.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chester on Almanor

is an old logging town. They have a cafe there that will blow you away for breakfast. They have huge portions. The home fries are about 1 1/2 pounds by themselves and come covered in gravy. The pancakes are about 15 inches around. Don’t bother ordering the large stack.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Have driven through Chester, but never stopped! I will have to find said cafe next time.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Copper Kettle

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIth a “K”! (Google tells me there is a Copper Kettle in Chester, England though.)

This is from yelp, so some salt is advised, but I wonder if things have changed from when you remember?

The food is only serviceable, at least for breakfast. My opinion is somewhat biased by nostalgia – until the new owners, this place served the best breakfast in town, and had a much more small-cafe feel (people would literally wait more than an hour to eat there). Now, it’s over remodelled, decorated heavily with generic prints to the point of kitsch, and the food is simply average – a step above what you’d get at IHOP or Denny’s, but only a short step. The biscuits and gravy have especially gone downhill from years long past, and are in smaller portions.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, not good

since 1997 so I guess i shouldn’t be surprised

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should be

a “I haven’t been there” in front

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had issues, period. not having a father wasn’t nearly as bad as him resenting his mother for basically abandoning him and never talking to him and loving her other children more, in his opinion

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but the “abandonment” by Mom was too much too take.
In any case, that is way too specific a thing to extrapolate to “most guys have mommy issues”. I’m looking for the signs that lots of guys might have. For example, is not wanting to touch anything in a public restroom a sign of a mommy issue?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats a howard hughes issue

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve never gotten the whole scared of germs thing.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

more like, not wanting to share feelings, not wanting to resolve issues because resolving issues might cause a bigger problem than the initial problem itself

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see why you like our G. Scott so much

He isn’t nuts

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot humble.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

He isn’t humble either

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you ain’t lying

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit – I am the opposite of that. I want to talk things out immediately and my wife always wants to wait (and I agree to do this) until later and goes silent for awhile. I learned quickly to just start out with waiting. The scars on my cheeks faded fast enough.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you me from the future when I learn patience?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to talk things out

but occasionally I need to go take a walk so I don’t break things

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since being prescribed drugs that suppress my immune system I am fairly careful about washing my hands more often and even avoid touching things in public restrooms. I have no problem going out in the wilderness and getting all dirty while hiking, fishing, etc.. My issue is more with trying to keep myself as healthy as possible right now and isn’t a freakish need to avoid germs.

by VegasBlues on Aug 24, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simple

I don’t like to be sick. I don’t see it as being “scared” of the germs, I just want to be clean.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get overly annoyed over tiny corrections.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey I have mommy issues

I like to eat. A lot.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET

BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY

LOOK AND LEARN KIDDIES

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

its so good I can’t stop reading it

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

As you once said, we merely live in Marty’s shadow.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats a stay the hell off my ass its no big deal issue

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you ask your wife to cut the crust off sandwhiches?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

She drives him to work

but lets him off a block away.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Aug 24, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an odd description of TBLA. ;-)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy would shit his pants if it was a real zombie

by delias man on Aug 24, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. I’d seen that before, but I only saw the first two pictures and closed the tab. Oops.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that career record between the Dodgers and Cardinals include their time in the American Association or is it just the National League matchups?

by Lincoln Kupchak on Aug 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It certainly involves pre-1901 games

I heard 1890 on the radio but it would have to be 1892 when both teams were in the NL. For two years, 1890 and 1891, the Cardinals were in the American Association and the Brooklyn Bridegrooms were in the NL.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I was watering some plants on a break just now I heard the most hilariously ludicrous thing on a sports radio station

Bay Area FM Sports station 95.7, whatever it’s called, had on Shawn Estes to talk Giants and As. And no, he wasn’t the dumb part. He had to probably stifle himself from laughing at the idiot co-host, when they were talking about the Giants and Padres talking Heath Bell, and how it’s unlikely blah blah. So the co-host goes, “SInce the Giants have had a hard time getting consistency from 5th starter, how about getting Bell and converting him to starter. Having him throw 3 innings and let the bullpen take care of the rest?”

Estes response was pretty rational considering how this is THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL WEEK.

Sure, let’s acquire a reliever who could fill in for Wilson and instead make the bullpen even worse and more overtaxed while Wilson is gone. A reliever who is not stretched out beyond an inning or so. BRILLIANT.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

My guess?

guy knew he was being dumb and tried to get a rise out of Shawn Estes and his listeners. One worked.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros Rox still tied but bottom of 9th and Astros are about to blow it.

Oh well. I want Dodgers in 3rd place by the end of weekend, for no real great reason.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

But instead there's... Free baseball in Denver!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you

books on tape are the way to go when doing yard work.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you miss the birds singing

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was inside plant watering, yes for outside yard stuff I just listen to nature, much more relaxing.

Except when there’s construction going on next door.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Three: Tale Of The Tape

For the series….

Pujols/Holliday/Berkman
AB: 31
H: 9
1B: 7
2B: 1
3B: 0
HR: 1
K: 8
BB: 0
RBI: 1
Runs: 2
Ave: .290
OBP: .290
SLG: .419
OPS: .710

Juggernaught of Sellers/Loney/Catchers spot
AB: 35
H: 18
1B: 11
2B: 5
3B: 0
HR: 2
K: 2
BB: 2
RBI: 10
Runs: 10
Ave: .514
OBP: .541
SLG: .829
OPS: 1.369

Juan Rivera (DFA candidate) also OPS’d .970 and drove in 5 runs.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice pull

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost minimized this comment expecting it to be made by a wobbly piece of furniture.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, sorry for the long formatting. I’d minimize it after reading it too.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, no just my initial reaction at this point

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Softball Info

Begging for forgiveness here:

I accidentally deleted some of the records for the roll call. Can anyone that put the info in already do so again?

Thanks (hangs head in shame)

http://ritzpasadena.centraldesktop.com/softballparksworkspace/FrontPage

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re an idiot, but fine I will enter the info again.

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

that’s embarrassing.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t comment in softball threads if you are not partaking

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is now, all threads seemingly devolve into them over time

wait until next week when we have all shamed ourselves on the field of play

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/Under on injuries?

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

all 100,000 results have the Under 40 team winning.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except I think I was on the Over 40 team

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly think the better softball players are over 40, problem is we don’t have enough

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep lowering the age until you get 50/50?

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

smaller line-up means fewer outs in the batting order

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i fully expect us to end up playing pepper or over the line, and I’m just as sure as you are that the over 40 crowd has more softball ability.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am guessing this ends up a 5 on 5 game of over the line

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i’ll bring a couple baseballs in case it does. over the line softball is rough since the lines end up 10 feet apart

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

what is fun about playing over the line as an adult is how deep the OF has to play

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can bring a soccer ball, cones and two pugs – and Josie and I can start a soccer game. :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I’ll be watching that

I’d play flag football…always fun

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll play whatever you’re puttin down

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

though i find using dogs as goals to be disturbing imagery

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Robot have any kind of head count? Only 10?

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

From today’s quick roll call we have 14 people…the last tally we had from the other time was at 23

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

we call that committment entropy

sounded like a good idea when no one thought it was happening

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be there, but just to watch.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Aug 24, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

(and giggle)

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by iiidown on Aug 24, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck no, we gots plenty
Eric and Cousin
David
Phil
You
Gary, Maddz, Josie
Robot
Bobby and Friend
Grimjack
and that is just off the top of my head

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s 12 – with me 13

we need at least another 7 if we are going to have all fields open

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but is just off the top of my head, Robot had the original count. I already forgot Delias was coming.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Court is coming

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I won’t make it.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado roadie took it all out of you, huh ¿verdad?

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by “it” you mean “money,” yes.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

4Play said he’s coming

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get picked again?

awwwwwwwww shucks

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should still be coming. I have a 9 AM baseball game.

by jrock247 on Aug 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet – what league do you play in ?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heredia. Shits like an hour from where I live in Long Beach but I’m just glad I found a team to play on.

by jrock247 on Aug 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t mind me asking

What kind of league – age and bat type…

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

its all ages really. My team is really young I’m 24 and I feel really old on this team. We use metal bats and we are in the lowest division. I think there are about 7 divisions though and each one is supposed to be tougher. They also have a wood league. heres the site. http://www.herediabaseball.com/

by jrock247 on Aug 24, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My league plays in commerce and downey, but we are over 30 and wood bat

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. If I’m still stationed here 6 years from now. I’ll try and join your team.

by jrock247 on Aug 24, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you and i might be joining his team at the same time

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played in a league in Manhattan Beach that I could put you in touch with.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks man. I’m good for now though. We still have a little less then half the season left and we should make the playoffs. We are 8-1. Next best team is 6-3.

by jrock247 on Aug 24, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

my league was mostly high school level players and current engineers, so it was built mostly around having fun playing the game with good people. But at least it was close.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

with jrock we are at a soft count of 18

so maybe….

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

having 4 outfielders probably isn’t a huge issue with this lot

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you can have the other team catch for you. Pitcher covers plays at home if need be.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell, we could probably do the “pitcher plays second base” thing too

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve played big slugging gap hitting teams with only 9 players before and just played with three infielders (1st base moves off the line against RH hitters, pitcher backs up after releasing ball and takes a step towards first base) just to get the 4th outfielders. But with this lot, you are probably correct.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would rather play OTL anyways

by delias man on Aug 24, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTL is fun, but if that is all we are playing then I don’t need to run, and if I don’t need to run, I’ll play baseball in the AM

that is what I am trying to figure out

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be able to do both

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! be young and spry like the meercat

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

same with me. was offered a scrimmage in the morning, but just playing it by ear at this point.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

double headers with a 3 hour lay off in the middle are tough on the shoulders and hammies

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you two don’t show up, the old farts will be rather large favorites.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 hours?

my game will probably be at noon, and i’ll end up going from the game to the picnic.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

9AM Sunday start in my league – done by lunch

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

our game is either at noon or 2 so I told them noon i’d play, 2 i wouldn’t. still waiting to hear back. usually games start at 10am i think.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to bring orange slices for the boys

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't let her fool you

she’s going to freeze them and slip them into your sneakers.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

depending on how hot it is I might not mid

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAPRI SUNS TOO?!

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t afford capri suns :(

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capri sun has to be cheaper than orange slices, amirite?

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. Are they? They seem less healthy than oranges.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

only until you dilute 5gal of water with 20 capri suns and feed it to unsuspecting 8 year olds

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha “DID SOMEONE SPIKE THE WATER?” morons

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no high corn fructose in capri sun

by delias man on Aug 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course they are less healthy, but cost wise you can get a box of 20 for around $4.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOu better be playing

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are not exactly a double header we are a picnic playing some softball

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, but the arm and the legs, they go cold and stiff

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch Runners!

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be wearing depends, there will not be any shaming by me on that day

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil is baiting me into playing. Sounds like the old farts need a SS.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had enough warning, no reason you shouldn’t be playing.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder who will be pitching for the teams

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m bringing Fernando

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

my idea

Teams pitch to themselves, 3 pitches to put into fair play or you are out. No walks.

This way there are no arguments for balls and strikes, everyone should get good fat pitches to hit, and the game moves fast

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make it Home Run Derby.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never arguments on balls and strikes in slow pitch. Ball hits the plate or mat and it is a strike. :) But a good idea to pitch to your own team otherwise could be lots of walks and that’s no fun.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can shame people into not taking walks

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My rebuttal to this is that people will get hurt pitching and playing third. Strike zone is the plate and the extension mat…I say pitchers on the defensive team

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, as long as you have decent pitchers.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In slo-pitch softball, I’m like Bob Tewksbury in his prime. Hits galore, but walks are at a minimum.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

slow pitch pitchers need to have cat like reactions. Lots of dangerous line drives coming back at you.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My nickname is "The Cat"

at least I think it is. The last team I was on kept calling me Pussy.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full Disclosure

I will wear by cup and sliding guard on leg. I don’t do this because I take it too seriously, I do it because it is how I almost always play, and not having them on feels weird to me

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t thought about a cup. I don’t trust those LA City Parks infields, so unless I ole every grounder…..

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to wear underwear

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to wear womens underwear.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only going to wear women’s underw

wait

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably will too.

The feeling of a cup is reassuring. Plus baseball pants look kinda silly without cups….

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw a couple of socks in there too.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball pants? It’s a picnic game in 90 degree weather. I’m wearing shorts and screw sliding.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was planning on wearing AAGPBL uniform

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAGPBL??
.
.
Booty shorts and a threadbare white Tee?

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And there’s Marla Hooch…What a hitter!”

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love any excuse to wear baseball pants.

They’re more comfortable than jeans, slacks, shorts, or PJ’s.

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s why I wear leggings.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the hell not

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wear high socks and i’m brushing you back.

baseball players wear stirrups.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be busting out the red soccor socks as well

by Grimjack on Aug 24, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually wear a top hat and tails, but, since this is a picnic, shorts and a t-shirt will have to do.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Aug 24, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but as Xei calls out, balls and walks are the death of any game

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fully intend to ground out to SS at least twice.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on popping up in foul ground to 3rd a bunch

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on hitting a gapper and pulling a Hafner running to second

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should play sloshball

/college

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

keg at second and home

take a pull each time you pass it

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you played with one at home too? man college kids got sissy as time passed. we had pre-poured cups sitting on the keg at second and you had to pound one before passing

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they have some trees or bushes nearby?

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

course

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, you had to drink coming and going to the plate

we used smaller cups – like those white styrofoam coffee cups that people used before the starbucks revolution

it was like a good gulp of beer so it kept it moving

but if you were on first and someone hit a gapper, you had to run to 2nd, grab the cup, down it and then on to 3rd

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i gotcha, yeah we had red party cups filled up, so i guess it was the same amount of drink, but you’d have someone on first and a double hit and the batter-runner catching up to the drinking runner at second. fun times

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you weren’t doing it right if someone didn’t puke themselves

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter who is pitching to me

I will strike out at least once

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I plan on embarrassing myself out there. Zero expectations going in.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything short of hurting yourself is always considered a win

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

slow pitch softball is terrible and I will definitely strike out and/or hurt my shoulder

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been able to hit a lobbed ball

Much to my embarrassment in high school, striking out twice in a little league whiffleball game.

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've always had problems with lobbed balls

and any and all hitting machines. I hit much better against live competition.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

Just went to the batting cage at 70 mph…..couldn’t hit anything. Dark, dirty yellow balls coming out of a hole in a dimly lit area (yes, i know there are many, many jokes to be made there, shut up) are just impossible to hit. I need to see the arm action and delivery for my timing.

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we have enough we should have the pitcher on the defensive team, if not we probably have to do what HJ suggests.

If we end up 40 and over against PUNKS then I want our own pitcher to make it a competitive game, if we just end up choosing teams, then I don’t care.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could bring a tee…

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we golfing?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 24, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, if we’re complaining about strikes and balls aready, maybe y’all want to eliminate it altogether.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's play

work up!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit the Bat!

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

catch!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill The Carrier!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not

playing your game

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

quite politically correct there Dave

not what we called it

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though Carrier

has its own connotations

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other circles, it’s called Blast the Breeder.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I am pitching, I will hit the plate on the first pitch and then make people chase after that :)

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for being so quick on this folks

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 24, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My head says 5pm, my watch says GFY

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

After Monday and Tuesday, even a week says WTF.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems like big news
BillShaikin
#Dodgers spokesperson on why TV rights sale application was withdrawn: “No comment.”

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

everytime i see Dodgers Spokesman, I imagine it as Josh Rawitch and I feel sorry for the guy

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish someone would explain to me what it all means, but it sure does seem like something important.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really is only a big deal

if they submit their reorganization plan and that plan does not include freeing up the TV contract (assuming that it has not been decided one way or the other by then).

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably bigger

Several reports that Steve Jobs is resigning as CEO of Apple.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is going to REVOLUTIONIZE the way people resign

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like health

I wish him the best

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish him good health

otherwise, fuck him.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He nailed what the majority of people want in technology

To be as easy to use as a refrigerator. Anything more complicated than that and you are inspector gadget.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a good run

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I disagee but it seems like a strange proclamtion of sorts, and rather definitive

Can you judge the quality of the bench without knowing who they are benching for?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

if they are platooning then they aren’t bench players. i suppose if the players ahead of them are injury prone you need a stronger bench but I’m sticking with yes

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats the point

if they are starting, its a bad team.

But if thats the bench, then its fine.
So there’s plenty of usable spare parts on the Dodgers that could come back next season and it not be a negative thing.

by Joey Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that there are useful players on the current roster if better players replace some or many of the worst

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your starting lineup look something like Dee, Sands, Kemp, Ethier, Uribe, Mitchell, Federowicz, Dejesus?

Otherwise, how do you know?

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better players than Uribe, Mitchell, Fed, and DeJesus starting hopefully.

by Joey Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

my point was similar to Joe’s. Without knowing the starters, we have no idea if that bench would be good or not. We could be pissed that Aaron Miles isn’t starting over Felipe Lopez.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

then the problem isn't the bench its the starters

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its always going to be the starters…

Dodgers have a great collection of bench players that could take up the bench on a good team.

by Joey Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My concern is that Juan Rivera, while good, made $5mil this year and has been a clubhouse issue before. I’d just assume go with designated unsigned lefty masher A in February and hope for a non-Thames.

Otherwise, totally get your point and definitely don’t disagree.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and has been a clubhouse issue before

citation needed

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re the angels expert here, wasn’t he an issue for them? Or was I fed lies?

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that I can recall

but he seemed to have some beef with the yankees, specifically posada

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone who slides into 1b has to be a dick.

by kinbote on Aug 24, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, what is the throw is off line and you are trying to avoid the sweep tag so you kind fall forward while running and roll over the base?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

holy crap how did he even do that

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fausto Carmona earlier this year, in case you missed it

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He missed the base!

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUT!

he didn’t touch first base

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just cool right there.

by kinbote on Aug 24, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide what I like best about this gif.

The windmilling arms?
The windmillng legs on the second step?
Missing the base?

It’s all just so….. beautiful.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

balletic, even

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you do there? I got high
What did you feel there? Well I cried
But why the tears there? I’ll tell you why
It’s all too beautiful, It’s all too beautiful
It’s all too beautiful, It’s all too beautiful

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes. Steve Marriot. Very talented man. Loved Humble Pie.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Aug 24, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only thing I can remember is Rivera not diving in Boston but I don’t remember a specific clubhouse issue.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i think something got overblown and I was only watching ESPN back then. Carry on.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

miles

has won me over.
I didnt like the signing at all to begin with, but maybe his eye surgery really made him a better player.

At first i thought bring carroll back, but now i’m leaning towards sellers/miles and letting carroll go.

by Joey Joe on Aug 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two days ago he was hitting exactly his career numbers. He’s what you should have expected.

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by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re letting him off the hook

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is having his best year since 08

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but his hair is ravishing!

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The vast majority of his PAs his home park was Coors Field or new Busch, hitters park. Matching his career numbers in DS is an improvement!

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was completely done last year.

by Joey Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all did. I remember being upset he made the team but convincing myself it was only until so and so got healthy.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we talking about Miles?

I love Miles

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

only his woman understands him

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, now. In ST we thought him a murderous letch who was out to get JD Closser and all opposing 2B for job opportunities.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was doing his best impression of a bull

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Carroll, he had a good run, but he’s 38 and Sellers or some other PVL can do the same thing. Now, if Carroll wants to sign for $1mil, be my guest.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

by definition, benches should suck.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like getting ultra hyped because you have a good 4-6 in the pen.

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by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was an inning off in the Astros choke comment, they saved their blowing it for the 10th inning instead

wild pitch scores winning run, Rockies stay firmly entrenched in 3rd. Sweep ’em Dodgers!

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by underdog on Aug 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Humma just has one question

How will this affect his I-Phone purchase?

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re damn right.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a surprise and/or news?

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

china seems to hate everything

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

by that I mean their gov

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re pretty cool with Britain lately

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by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve decided to make us spend millions a year to test parts that come in from their country because many are counterfeits.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

my suggestion

don’t make your shit in China. Or setup your own factory over there with US side oversight. You get what you pay for.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

usually it’s us buying parts from US small businesses who bought their parts from China so they could sustain themselves with the growing labor costs here.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t trust anything made there obviously. Gotta monitor it closely I suppose.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s ridiculously expensive testing that’s done on the parts. it’s worth it when it means your billion dolalr plane works or not

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to avoid all conversations on globalization since that is too close to work for me

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Job destroyer

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I studied religion and globalization, we should chat

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great casual picnic conversation!
Actually, I’d like to listen to that convo, keep quiet, and learn something.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

parts of Africa too

#needoiloiloiloiloiloiloiloiloiloil

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

karaoke duet?!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously when is this happening again, I gotta get some Steve Winwood in my life

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t be any geek off the street

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be handy with the steel

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

It has been a while since anyone brought me a higher love

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well just think about it

there must be a higher love

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew given enough time me and those commie bastards could come to a mutual accord and understanding

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is their position on loco moco?

by kinbote on Aug 24, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They prefer Loco Macao.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hates: lady gaga
loves: lead paint in childrens toys

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 24, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

also pooping on the sidewalk

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pooping on the sidewalk is mostly from little kids. Peeing on the sidewalk too. Peeing along the side of the freeway is mostly male adults.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably true in all countries.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

my relative in Italy went on a touristy trip there

and said people spit on the ground while walking like it’s going out of style

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying to get the taste of smog out of their mouth

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing in China, but two days after breathing their air you become one of the spitters.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant China is where she went :)

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a reason why they all spit. Sore throats, congestion, sinus infections. But they don’t have the same standards as us when it comes to spitting, burping, farting etc… in public. Just a different culture. They find some of our customs wierd too.

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

cultural relativism and all that

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is this has almost no effect on the distribution of these songs in China. But I commend any government that has the balls to ban Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Brittany Spears songs!

by Xeifrank on Aug 24, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they really had balls they would kidnap them, brain wash them, and release them back to the west as programmed super agents ready to be activated with a code word

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do we know they haven’t?

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d let Katy Perry activate me, but the whole time I’d pretend she was Zooey Deschanel.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Katy comes from a repressive fundamentalist family and is just searching for validation and rebelling against her strict upbringing. Zooey is just a spoiled Hollywood kid and vegan, which means probably a pain in the ass to be around.

#thingsilearnfromfriendwhofrequentsperezhilton

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Katy comes from a repressive fundamentalist family and is just searching for validation and rebelling against her strict upbringing.

Mommy issues

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bows

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

mommy issues are first world problems

when kids of a higher living standard need something to wear as a badge of emotional and psychological alienation instead of trying to stay alive like the rest of the world. Good luck trying to find a therapist in the Horn of Africa.

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot!

maslow got the needs right, cold and hungry, people worry less about being emotionally complete

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a callback to earlier, my friend.

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I know

just adding my thoughts down here instead of up there

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

mommy issues

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Russell Brand is a step in the right direction.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

code word: NOW

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask them

to play a game of solitare

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is easy to ban them

don’t listen. But governments should not be in the business of choosing their sources of information or entertainment.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can go out in public without hearing E.T. I am amazed.

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by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the lyrics to that song don't make sense to me

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like Toxic, it’s a clever way of saying this person is bad for me but awesome at the same time. well, the sex is awesome but this person is terrible

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is E.T.?

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Katy Perry song

Kanye West does a guest rap feature

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

which doesn't seem to fit at all with the rest of the song

other then him mentioning space. Not a big fan of those random guest rap drop ins

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kept Eminem alive the last couple years.

He’s screwed now that Lil Wayne is out of jail though.

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by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO, the people giving Lil Wayne guest spots aren’t going to be recruiting Em.

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed like for a long every single song had Lil Wayne doing guest vocals, then he went to the clink and now Eminem took over the role.

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by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his new album

not lil wayne. Lil wayne can gtfo

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its all about Childish Gambino.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love DongLover commedicly

but not a fan of his music

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listened to his music non-stop for about a month this year. I can’t remember the last time I did that with any other artist.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know it. Maybe I don’t go out in public.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he meant the movie FWIW

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolander is right
evansilva
NFL Network’s Mike Lombardi on #Colts: “This is a team that is gonna struggle to win six games if No. 18 is not under center.”
evansilva
Peyton Manning has made the #Colts O-Line look infinitely better than it is for many years. Scary to think how it’d look with Kerry Collins.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

unless their rookie line turns out to be amazing

having kerry collins under center will kill them.

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

More likely to kill him.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is true that collins does not have manning's quick release

that defense is also built to protect a lead, if teams go up on them early they can just pound the rock on them and the colts can’t stop them.

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

@HeathBell21:

Not traded.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not banned in China either

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by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants definitely need more pitching

not like they have the worst offense in the majors or something, oh wait

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by shaqfor3 on Aug 24, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OJ Simpson: Not a Jew.

by kinbote on Aug 24, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell. Nicole and Ron weren’t slaughtered kosher.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This made me laugh

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are sick men.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks like getting drafted didn't effect Reed's degree
The team’s plan is for Reed to stretch out to five innings before the end of the season. He has said he intends to return to Stanford in the fall to complete his degree in management science and engineering.

linky

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by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s too bad. Watching how this organization runs from the inside is going to make him want to do his best Hideki Irabu impression.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for me thinking he’s going to go to the AFL..

by Julio Nievas on Aug 24, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

management science and engineering.Definitely lacks a soul. Probably a plus for a pitcher.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL
management science and engineering.

Definitely lacks a soul. Probably a plus for a pitcher.

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by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the inverted W of studies

He’s fucked.

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had no soul long before he got his degree. Fucking lefties.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I likes hitting against the lefty

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather take the slider the other way than have it barreling in on my ankle. Lefty-Righty matchups only matter to those hitters who are fearful of the breaking ball not breaking.

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by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chase, in general low and away

With a lefty on the mound I don’t have to worry about that pitch and really look edge of plate in

and a good slider is a pain in the ass no matter who is throwing it. I think a good slider is the toughest pitch to square up. Other pitch combos can be tougher, but as a single pitch, a good slider sucks

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oopsie

From Shaikin:

Hearing that #Dodgers withdrawal of TV-related motion most likely related to possible omission in filing; application can be re-submitted.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Frank should

sue his lawyers

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank should do a lot of things.

by Tripon on Aug 24, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

marlins be dumb

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re the border collies of the sea.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed this comment

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 24, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

@RichardJustice:

Astros pull Wandy Rodriguez back from waivers, no trade discussions with Rockies. He’s with the Astros remainder of season at least.

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ewww richard justice

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by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Richard Justice in: Laying Down the Law.”

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Richard Justice in The Long Arm of the Law

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The equivelant for Dodgers fans would be listing pornos that

plaschke and/or tj simmers should be in

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I need to see your legal briefs.”

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I have a warrant for this search.”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Let me introduce a distinguished member into your chamber.”

by kinbote on Aug 24, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show me on the doll

where I’m going to touch you

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how people sometimes get flustered when you stop short of asking how they are.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

how dare you stop short with my wife? That’s my move Kramer!

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In games Like Red Dead Redemption

in multiplayer, I tend to be a “camper”.

Should I be mocked? Because I sometimes get a lot of grief from other players.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I have the game

but haven’t done multiplayer on it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it first came out

I had so much fun in free mode by finding a group of preteen-aged kids that wanted to be “allies”, killing them once, and then leading them on wild chases through the city.

It’s actually pretty fun when you can get someone bent on killing you.

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should try it out

But in game modes where everyone is doing their own thing, it gets boring.

by Taylor Maricle on Aug 24, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

camping is a bit of a dick move.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.

by Maddz on Aug 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why did they allow it in the game?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because something is in a game doesn't mean you should abuse it

Camping isn’t something that shouldn’t be allowed, it’s just looked at as being a opportunist wuss. What I don’t like is when someone sits in a room watching a door and just shoots when they come in. In Call of Duty it pisses me off to no end when someone claymores themselves in a room like that, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said

Screw what people think of you in a game, do what you can to have fun/win.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

or play objective based modes and camp the objective

problem solved

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a PS3?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you did, just wasn't sure

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What games do you have for it?

We should play something online. If you want just add Ivdown, same as on here.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's great when i'm playing call of duty

and someone gets mad at me, and they call me leveldown and start talking crap. Rarely does someone get the screen name right.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who can blame then when you failed to capitalize the “v” and really meant “x” anyway? :-P

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't know that :P

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a lot of games but none that I actively play online

I mostly do multiplayer gaming on my comp. I’ll add you, can’t remember what I’m on there as.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have any of the recent call of duties?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not on a console

unless its a console exclusive I buy my fps’s for my pc

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and even then I would get them for the 360 because the joystiq is better

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't stand to play a fps on a pc

I need a controller

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

noob

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Ok, has anyone noticed you can’t just post sad faces? I’m sure i’m likely the only person who has tried…but still.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can but you can't put it in the subject line

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew that

I wonder why. Leading colon means something?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:test

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-P

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t seem to like colon by itself, or :( or :). Add a nose.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certain noses are not enough. Think you need an alphanumeric character in the title, not just symbols?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured it out like a month ago

It’s really annoying since I attempt to do a happy or sad face a lot

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not one to post a sad face often, but this comment would prompt me to do so.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:o(

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Campers are not welcomed with open arms in many circles

Mine included, unless you’re sniping.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a legitimate strategy. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Tommy

No, just no, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

it’s from Red vs. Blue

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't played a mulitplayer FPS

since Goldeneye.

i was banned from using proximity mines

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the worst was when some bitchass got the golden gun

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

fuck that noise.

the Laser kicked ass though

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was always worse with that gun, I preferred the RCP90

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm trying to remember the name of the guns

I like using those white handguns, dual style

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been way too long for me to remember

Shit, I can’t remember half the guns in COD: Modern Warfare.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always picked the RPG. I figure 2 of your deaths for 1 of mine wins every time.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect Dark was better

Perfect Dark was also basically the sequel so…

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know what that is now!

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you are better for it

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m told i’m not nerd enough to hang with the cool kids, but that i’m a cool kid for not being able to hang.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win every argument with “stop getting mad about video games”

You’re at an insurmountable disadvantage because you have a job so just do whatever you want.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone who does get mad sometimes

I feel like it’s good that I’ve got video games and sports to let out anger every once and a while instead of letting it out at friends, coworkers, or family, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

iiidown, down. Film at 11.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is too short to get mad about video games.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

much more fitting to get mad over beer pong.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah that’s serious business.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is it's better than getting mad at other people I know and create actual problems

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2011 Dodgers aren’t enough?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

That was really before this season for what I said, now I don’t play videogames nearly as much as I used to, haha.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silverio with his 17th three bagger.

by silverwidow on Aug 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

1) That’s a lot of triples
2) Love the use of “three bagger”

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a super-ugly triple?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cumulative score of this series was 24-7

The Rams beat the, uh, Rams?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

“Same old, sorry ass Rams”

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides

the day that damned the Dodgers was Sept 5, 1997

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUH

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

love this opening paragraph
Louis Santillan was born in a two-bedroom house on a dirt road at the bottom of the ravine. His neighborhood was an urban oasis, more than 300 unspoiled acres laid out less than two miles from downtown Los Angeles, dotted with eucalyptus and palm trees. Children slid down dirt hillsides on cardboard slabs. Women picked avocados in vegetable gardens. Chickens wandered door to door. Goats grazed in front yards. When families threw parties, they did not bother to send invitations. Neighbors simply listened for the squeal of a pig in the morning, the signal that carnitas would be grilled for the entire village that night.

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, this is the best eulogy ever
“You go to games there and everyone is so mad at the owner they won’t show up,” says Padres closer and Southern California native Heath Bell. “It’s heartbreaking”

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

See
Witnesses would tell LAPD officers that Sanchez and Norwood tossed peanuts at Giants fans, and toward the end of the game the pair allegedly grew more unruly.

It starts with peanut throwing, then you move on to harder stuff.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well
GM Ned Colletti says he plans to sign outfielders Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier to contract extensions this off-season, but he is only assuming he will have the money.

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i trust nothing in block quotes now. I just assume it’s a combination of other tweets that conveniently lead to me being disappointed.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The unstated “to a 3 year, 36 million dollar extension”

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

would love that for both of them.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how they feel about that.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 24, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm
“We’ve worked too hard to get to this point,” says City Council member Ed Reyes, whose district includes Dodger Stadium. “If you remember the environment and the stereotypes cultivated when the Raiders were here, we could not allow that to happen with the Dodgers. It’s like violating our Camelot. We couldn’t let that stain occur.”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was weird

when they listed all the other incidents of violence, then called Stow the nadir, without any reason given for why Stow was treated differently then the previous incidents of gun violence and stabbings

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would offer

that a beating strikes a different chord. It’s mammalian, it’s primal. Weapon violence you can rationalize it’s just outliers who carry weapons. But now here’s this storyline where anyone can be transformed into a killer with enough booze.

by Josie Becker on Aug 24, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gateway Snack

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Gateway” – that was the word I was searching for.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Chad

not Billingsley. For introducing me to ‘That can be my next tweet

Some examples from @truebluela:

It doesn’t increase the Dodgers history Mattingly shakes up when the chances of seeing Loney James Loney!

Mattingly: Call for A.J. Ellis Recalled The 5 walks God that says I am talking about 70 points higher?
So no Barajas hurt We just pulled landscaping duty. Haha : Clayton Kershaw: First time Rod Barajas groin)!
Mike MacDougal has the heater. Happy 50th birthday to bring him back on September 1, 2010 Very nice pull.

Can’t tell if I like the first one or the last one best.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Dioner Navarro thought Don Mattingly should be a bridge You were saying…
Jamey Carroll 4.
This is only position player start tonight for Eugenio Velez to Rick Monday: So, he has to the bullpen.
Have to be surprised if you’ll have him back on Sunday…for reals This is the trashcan into today’s.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Loney Pitch The Dodgers catcher Another Side Of Love watching that inning: Loney pitch for Cy!

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lmao

Were you quoting Happy Gilmore with the landscaping duty one?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, about Navarro. It pulled from that.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

most definitely

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the next TBLA member to turn 50?
Gross Wow, the heater. Happy 50th birthday to fail : Eric Young Jr. last time Matt Kemp anywhere but 3rd.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine
Have fun! You’ll be married to the draft, give her the ring after he picks Vogelsong to see him in.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

where does this pull from?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume all the tweets from whatever account

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is weird, unless you tweeted the landscaping duty line. I don’t think I ever tweeted anything about vogelsong

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatev

funny stuff

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possible retweeting involved.

I did tweet a joke yesterday about Navarro pulling landscaping duty.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, that makes more sense

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Liquid Wrench I was off Bob’s account has the virus this week. Love it will pass.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got
Yep.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying nice things about Lilly is all public transportation in Orange County.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 24, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess Federowicz will start in 1973 Sorry dodger nation. Things just need to be sad.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

best yet

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, he catches and built a time machine? He’s a keeper!

Nothing is ever easy.

by drulenarendes on Aug 24, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't seem to work through my firewall

Which may be just as well.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We found it! The one thing that can’t get through Dave’s firewall.

That has to be the crumbiest cookie ever.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

From @3_2count:

So David Ortiz’s son wants to pitch after Kemp was in the introductions will save the Furcal trade will!
From @fbihop:
I own one pitch. PNM agrees to be a political system. The 1up w/ At a 5.8 New Mexico!

by fbihop on Aug 24, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson with a great line

per Nick Piecoro:

"The difference is, I think ‘KT’ would rather throw up three times a day after eating than have his team strike out a lot," Johnson said. "I know there (in Toronto), they’re little more free-spirited about the idea of getting up there and getting the first pitch they see. I know it’s a different philosophy. You never know what works. Obviously, it’s worked in Toronto for some guys. They’ve struck out a lot and had some pretty good offenses in the past."

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Forgot to highlight

about Kevin Towers:

The difference is, I think ‘KT’ would rather throw up three times a day after eating than have his team strike out a lot,

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be My Next Tweet gone haywire

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 24, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just saw where Rivera tried to score in the third and Laird blocked the plate. Even indirectly knowing Gerald Laird, Rivera should have leveled him.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't blame Houston for trying

per Danny Knobler:

I hear Houston wanted Wilin Rosario and Drew Pomeranz for Wandy…and wanted COL to take the money. No wonder there’s no deal

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Has anyone had an Irish Root Beer from Bjs Brewery before?

I had my first couple the other night, and damn were they good.

http://www.bjsbrewhouse.com/menus/cocktails-and-wine/bjs-favorite-cocktails

BJ’s Irish Root Beer

“Created by Ryan M. from Folsom, CA

Root beer for grown-ups! Made with Jameson Irish Whiskey, Baileys Irish Cream, Bols Butterscotch Schnapps and BJ’s handcrafted root beer. You can’t drink just one."

Tastes just like a really good root beer, mmmm

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 24, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

“But officer, Ryan M said ‘You can’t drink just one.’”

by Eric Stephen on Aug 24, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just drink the Jameson’s neat and leave that other stuff for the kiddies.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 24, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

easiest rec

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 24, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snakes hold off the Dodgers again. Beat Nats.

by Alex41592 on Aug 24, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The dream is over

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 24, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if ya want something done right

ya gotta do it yourself

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 24, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $490,000
1B 7 Loney $6,375,000
2B 37 Herrera $375,082
3B 6 Hairston $2,250,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000
LF 23 Abreu $401,311
CF 10 Gwynn $850,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

OF/1B 33 Van Slyke $388,197
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
OF/1B 30 Sands $375,175
IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
Jansen $491,000
RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

Dgy_small David Young

Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox

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