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Can't Stop The Long Bomb Or The Running Game - Ted Lilly

Ted Lilly sure does have to rub up a lot of baseballs.

Most observers of the 2011 Los Angeles Dodgers have noticed two things about starting pitcher Ted Lilly this season: 1) the ball seems to fly out of the park at a high rate while he is toeing the rubber and, 2) when runners do have to stop on the bases, they seem to steal bases at will.

A quick perusal of the statistics does, in fact, show that the observers are correct. Lilly is allowing 1.67 home runs for every nine innings he pitches (HR/9), and baserunners have been successful in 92% of their attempts to steal against him (SB%) having been caught only twice in 26 attempts. The HR/9 will be a career high if sustained, excluding the cup of coffee in his debut season, but the SB% was actually higher in both 2003 (96%) and last season (95%). 24 consecutive successful steals would bring his personal best into play.

Tonight Lilly climbs the hill to face the Philadelphia Phillies, a team whose offense in recent times is known for tremendous power (Ryan Howard, et al.) and highly successful base thievery (Jimmy Rollins and company). As we await this potentially cataclysmic coincidence of events, perhaps it would be illuminating, insightful, or simply interesting to see how Lilly's 2011 performance to date, and his career rates, stack up in various historical contexts.

Are Los Angeles Dodgers fans seeing something unique this season in the combination of homers allowed and base stealing allowed by Lilly this season? Surprisingly, the answer is no, but it does appear to be an exceedingly rare combination. Limiting the list to players that qualify for the league ERA title (pitch in at least 1 inning per team game player, here are the LA Dodgers pitchers who have allowed HR/9 greater than 1.2857 (the equivalent of 1 HR every 7 innings), and a separate top-10 list of LAD pitchers with high SB%.

Star-divide

Highest HR/9 - Los Angeles Dodgers (ERA title qualifiers only):
Rk 	Player 		HR/9 	IP 	Year 	Age
1 Jose Lima 1.74 170.1 2004 31
2 Ted Lilly 1.67 129.2 2011 35
3 Darren Dreifort 1.45 192.2 2000 28
4 Chan Ho Park 1.44 194.1 1999 26
5 Ismael Valdez 1.42 203.1 1999 25
6 Jeff Weaver 1.41 224.0 2005 28
7 Odalis Perez 1.36 185.1 2003 25
8 Johnny Podres 1.33 182.2 1961 28
9 Don Sutton 1.31 260.1 1970 25
Highest SB% Allowed - Los Angeles Dodgers (ERA titles qualifiers only):
Rk 	Player 		SB% 	IP 	Year 	Age
1 Jose Lima 100% 170.1 2004 31
2 Stan Williams 94% 185.2 1962 25
3 Ted Lilly 92% 129.2 2011 35
4 Don Sutton 92% 254.1 1975 30
5 Sandy Koufax 92% 311.0 1963 27
6 Rick Rhoden 88% 164.2 1978 25
7 Derek Lowe 87% 218.0 2006 33
8 Hideo Nomo 86% 191.1 1995 26
9 Tom Candiotti 86% 203.2 1992 34
10 Don Sutton 86% 232.2 1967 22

Only the late Jose Lima, who tops both lists with his 2004 season, has outdone the 2011 version of Lilly, who has the only other season gracing both of these lists, and in high style. With 2 caught stealings for Lilly, Lima's perfect record is unattainable, but the home run rate standard is in definitely in play. Perhaps every time Lilly takes the mound, we should refer to it as Lima Time.

Naturally one begins to wonder how the current lefthander stacks up against the career greats in these two metrics. For the "Integration Era" - as baseball-reference.com terms the time period of 1947 to the present - here are the all-time best gopherballers and aiders and abettors to larceny (min 1000 innings pitched):

Highest Career HR/9 Allowed (min. 1000 innings):
Rk 	Player 		HR/9 	IP 	From 	To 	Age
1 Scott Elarton 1.62 1065.1 1998 2008 22-32
2 Bruce Chen 1.61 1092.0 1998 2011 21-34
3 Brian Anderson 1.54 1547.0 1993 2005 21-33
4 Jose Lima 1.53 1567.2 1994 2006 21-33
5 Eric Milton 1.52 1582.1 1998 2009 22-33
6 Rick Helling 1.46 1526.1 1994 2006 23-35
7 Ramon Ortiz 1.45 1409.0 1999 2011 26-38
8 James Baldwin 1.38 1322.2 1995 2005 23-33
9 Ted Lilly 1.37 1848.0 1999 2011 23-35
10 Oliver Perez 1.35 1111.2 2002 2010 20-28

Dodger fans have had the distinct pleasure of watching exactly half of these gentleman present their offerings to salivating hitters while donning Dodger Blue.

Highest Career SB% Allowed (min. 1000 innings):
Rk 	Player	 	SB% 	IP 	From 	To 	Age
1 Bob Wickman 85% 1059.0 1992 2007 23-38
2 Steve Bedrosian 84% 1191.0 1981 1995 23-37
3 Ed Halicki 84% 1063.0 1974 1980 23-29
4 Jose Contreras 83% 1154.1 2003 2011 31-39
5 Dennis Eckersley 83% 3285.2 1975 1998 20-43
6 Fred Hutchinson 83% 1096.1 1947 1953 27-33
7 Freddy Garcia 82% 2047.0 1999 2011 24-35
8 Ted Lilly 82% 1848.0 1999 2011 23-35
9 Jake Peavy 81% 1543.1 2002 2011 21-30
10 Dick Tidrow 81% 1746.2 1972 1984 25-37

Lilly is the sole Dodger representative on this list, and it is pretty clear that his presence on both lists makes him a prime candidate to top any list that takes both categories into account. There are a number of ways to analyze the statistics together, many of which are likely beyond my capability to conjure up, for example, attempting to weight each stat for the amount of damage it does to run probabilities or some such thing. I took a simpler cut at it. Some studies have shown that a 75% SB% is the "break-even point"; that is, the point where the advantages gained by the successful steals is exactly counterbalanced by the costs accrued by the runners that were thrown out. This is also the success rate that renowned base thieves achieve or better. Without further ado, here are all the pitchers that have allowed their opposition as a whole to be great stealers and have allowed a HR/9 greater than 1.125 (the equivalent of 1 HR every 8 innings). This list is also for the Integration Era and with 1000 IP minimum:

Rk 	Player	 	SB% 	HR/9 	IP 	From 	To 	Age 	
1 Ted Lilly 82% 1.37 1848.0 1999 2011 23-35
2 Tim Wakefield 77% 1.16 3178.0 1992 2011 25-44
3 Ervin Santana 76% 1.14 1226.0 2005 2011 22-28
4 Jason Johnson 76% 1.20 1357.0 1997 2008 23-34
5 Hideo Nomo 75% 1.14 1976.1 1995 2008 26-39
6 Jose Lima 75% 1.53 1567.2 1994 2006 21-33

Of course Lilly stands alone atop this august group of hurlers. Interestingly enough, the Dodgers have employed four of these six moundsmen at one time or another.

The conclusion is a simple one: Ted Lilly has always allowed home runs and stolen bases at high rates, but he is approaching new heights - or depths - this season. In this case, the numbers and the eyes are in full agreement.

All statistics courtesy of the indispensable Baseball-Reference.com.

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Casey Kotchman will get a lucrative one or two year deal

but not from the Rays. Loney will get one more chance with someone else’s major league team

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

to reg:

yeah its crazy how high is babip is compared to his career norms.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lilly should just point to 2nd base after someone reaches 1st.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Will be saying Es Lima Time for Lilly’s starts from now on. Thank you for the suggestion, Dave.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow?
And thanks.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric/Brandon are such machines and Phil sneaks in an article or preview every once in a while. It threw me off guard that you had snuck one in. The fact that I thought it was an ERIC article should be a compliment. :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took it as such, thus the “thanks”.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Allow me to echo my thanks to you as well Dave, This was a well written article.

by Grimjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Lilly the only left handed pitcher

on those two last stolen base lists? Left handed pitchers should be able to hold runners on first base better. Which adds to the sadness.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

He is, but he’s sucked at this his whole career and it hasn’t really hurt him.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I probably should have pointed out that his career ERA+ is around 105, despite all the bombs and SBs. He manages to be effective enough for the back end of a rotation.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know Fred Hutchinson’s handedness, but I do believe all the others are RHP. That is a good point that I should have made.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had forgotten about Bob Wickman.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

no way. he was that guy you drafted in 2006 and 2007 hoping for 2005.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would pay

to see this really happen to Cage

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

always go with Christopher Lee

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly

the inspiration for Burning Man.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good work, Dave.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

In the dead thread, there was a question — will tonight be the night that the Dodgers defy the odds and hit Lee? Meercat suggests that it’s baseball and anything can happen on any given night.

I propose Humma’s Law:

Anything can happen, but it won’t.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

We have Rivera now

wgt, as long as he doesn’t have to do any baserunning in Utley’s vacinity.

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Xeifrank’s Law: 37.52% chance of “anything happening”.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

suspension seems to be off the table?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

navarro

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool people usually do

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If getting caught on camera having Cameron Diaz feed me popcorn is supposed to be a negative, sign me up eight days a week.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

she has bad skin. no thanks.

by delias man on Aug 9, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

eight days a week

Hmm, looks like Cameron has an opening on Hummaday. Are you available?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

fetch me a celebrity, preferably blonde female

I must feed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAving the tuna sashimi or the bearded clam?

by Grimjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

can’t we have both?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That has to be Photoshopped…why does he have a bunch of guys standing behind him at a high stakes poker table?

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

photo shoot

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

(applause)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any chance Rivera gets plunked

and we then get to see Victirino plunked? Please say yes.

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Better chance of Cliff Lee hitting a HR.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

and then we get to plunk victirino?!

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it

Didn’t seem like malicious intent by Rivera, and he got the worst of the collision anyway.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are their pitchers with a 6.2 k/9 rate in AA

that then have success in the bigs?

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Supply us with the list and we will let you know. :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Buehrle had a 5.2 K/9 rate in 16 Double A starts.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kirk Rueter had a 5.4 K/9 rate in 9 Double A games (8 starts), but was also 5-0 with a 1.36 ERA.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Cook: 6.0 K/9 in 20 Double A starts

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Maddux: 4.9 K/9 in 8 Double A starts

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you a god?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s an Uncle.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the names above I was going to ask Nolander to define “success” but Maddux makes that non relevant.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously Garret Richard is going to be Greg Maddux

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Buehrle has had a sneaky great career.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think next year will be something like his 10th straight opening day start.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Glavine also 6.1

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

6.8

or I would have used him

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The second guy I looked up was Jon Garland, but he was 7.4

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, i see. B-R on the Major stats page combined his AA and AAA numbers that year and I misread.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zach Lee

The only problem I see right now is the strikeout numbers. His 2.83 walk rate is strong for a teenager and he’s not that hittable either. He has much better numbers than Eo did at 19 in the same league. I bet he takes off once Chuck Crim gets a hold of him.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

 I’ll hold off on any judgement until he’s put a couple of pro years under his belt

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

hr/9 of .8 isn't great

but not horrible?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why are people having a problem with 8.1 k/9 right now

I’m a little confused.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

7.7 and because that’s not very good for FIVE MILLION DOLLAR SUPER ARM ZACH LEE

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he pitch yesterday?

I checked around 3 PM yesterday and that’s what it was then…unless I’ve gone crazy.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t, and I’m just looking at B-Ref.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched on Saturday

5ip
1 run
3 hits
1 K
2 BBs
20 batters faced

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by underdog on Aug 9, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Lee and Gould look pretty freaking solid to me right now.

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?t=t_ibp&cid=456&stn=true&sid=t456

Lee given his age is doing really well.

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by underdog on Aug 9, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he isn't pitching as good as Kershaw!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve lost a lot of faith in guys who I have to hype with the phrase “for his age”.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

even when they are 18?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 19

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

19 and yeah.

I’m not saying they never turn out, it just seems like those are the guys that let you down.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw is the only one who has not let us down.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a few games where he really stunk it up

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him and Bills.

I’m never a big fan of guys that can’t strike out a batter an inning.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

she reads really well for her age just means I can’t give her The Crying of Lot 49 yet

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Callback?

Only Pynchon I’ve read, and it was this past winter, as mentioned here.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t keep up with your reading habits David : )

But it’s really the only accessible Pynchon. You can’t read Mason & Dixon without a thorough knowledge of Victorian American slang and technology

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just seemed to be an unlikely random coincidence.

Then I picked the right place to start.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to read one

of Pynchon’s books and threw it away in disgust. Not Gravity’s Rainbow, but the title escapes me.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ithink that was it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gould is looking great

Lee is too IMO. I’m incredibly happy to see guys this young doing just so well.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, MWL is a very friendly pitching league, Loons field is the friendliest. They are doing good, but are they doing Great? I don’t think so. Not 5,000,000 worth of great anyway. Gould is doing solid work for his draft spot.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you look at it as 2 million dollar talent with 3 million dollar buyout of LSU?

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

its 5 mil either way

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

If you don’t think he is a $5 million talent, you shouldn’t spend $5 million.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look at it as two more houses the McCourts could have bought.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in those neighborhoods.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Lee, I think he’ll be fine if his arm holds up.

He’s only really had 3 bad outings all year and two of the three were his first two starts after he was out with the arm fatigue. The 3rd one was his 4th start back after. I love that he has pretty good command and is generally around the plate.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

7.7 K/9 isn’t terrible, and 75 hits allowed in 86 IP is really friggin good.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats the batting average on balls in play

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

.269

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lilly needs to start

throwing his arms up in the air for each home run like Odalis used to do. I loved that.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s a gif for that but I won’t post it because it pains me.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yah

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should really do THAT every time

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love a pitcher who does that every single time.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me very happy

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lilly should plan something special for when he passes Matt Kemp for the team HR lead.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lilly should run around the bases when he gives up HRs. Try and race the batter, then show him up when he beats him to the plate and start high fiving the catcher and ump.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

We will never know what Nitro does when someone hits a home run off of him

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

so they really call him Nitro?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what Guerra said – Nitro from American Gladiators.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

x

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i liked the American Gladiators that NBC put on a couple years ago.

by delias man on Aug 9, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

filmed at the LA Memorial Sports Arena!

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

there was a great episode of Wonder Years filmed there.

by delias man on Aug 9, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My roommates and I had people over every night it aired and had a barbecue.

It was simpler times back then.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it

but only watched a few shows.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

that upraised fist is a salute to the penis he sacrificed to the gods of latex and roids

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

With all the steroids that guy took, there’s no way he could throw a ball. He could barely get his arms up to the the tennis ball launcher.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

at a certain point, wouldn’t one go: “I’ve had enough steroids. Look, my penis has vanished”

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

But goddamn he was good at Breakthrough and Conquer.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be worth it for “hey, I’m Nitro.”

Or “hey, I’m Nitro. Go ahead, break a chair on me”

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seaman Buckman: The name’s Buckman.
Seaman Nitro ‘Mike’: Uh… Nitro, hi.
Seaman Buckman: Interesting nickname, what’s your real name?
Seaman Nitro ‘Mike’: Nitro.
[pauses]
Seaman Nitro ‘Mike’: I’m working on a nickname, though.
Seaman Buckman: Oh yeah?
Seaman Nitro ‘Mike’: Yeah. Listen to this… Mike.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

they have hcg now

its all good

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I resent the “too buff to be athletic” too

it used to pain me when I would hear some equate muscles with coordination and athletic ability.

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Arnold Schwartzenyeager is terrible at basketball

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s great in a 2-on-1 situation

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arnold Schwartzenyeager

Didn’t he get the MVP with Sylvester Ceylone and…. um… shit, this whole joke falls apart because there isn’t a 1980s action hero whose name sounds like “Guerrero.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

There no PenisMan? Wipes out deli platters with a single swipe!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Wills

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

more talking about being musclebound

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I resent the “too buff to be athletic” too

it used to pain me when I would hear some equate muscles with coordination and athletic ability.

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair you can get really effing buff and still be athletic.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Downing paved the way

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Dan Uggla has a 29-game hitting streak

and we all remember that Ethier had a 30-game hitting streak earlier this year. Last night, Pure Azure asked when was the last time there were two 30-game hitting streaks in one year and it has actually happened a few times.

I posted this last night but figured I’d post it here too in case anyone was interested.

Via Baseball Almanac.

In 2006, Chase Utley (35) and Willy Tavares (30), as well as Jimmy Rollins hitting streak (38) which started in ’05 and ended in ’06. That wast he most recent.

Before that, 1999 Vlad Guerrero (31) and Luis Gonzalez (30), 1997 Sandy Alomar (30), Nomar (30) with Hal Morris (32) with Hal Morris (32) carrying one over.

In the 80s, 1987 with Paul Molitor (39) and Benito Santiago (34) and 1980 with Ken Landreaux (31) and George Brett (30).

Before that, you had to go back to 1923 when Charlie Grimm had 30 and Harry Heilmann had 32, but both carried over from 1922.

In 1897, Willie Keeler (45) and Gene DeMntreville (36) both carried over streaks.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

You can tell I copied and pasted because I left the typo in his name there. That I just noticed.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder where Willy Tavares went

He really declined badly the last few years. In his rookie year of 2005 he struck out 103 times while hitting only 3 HRs. Yikes.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his career was over when the A’s traded having to employ Wily Tavarez for Adam Rosales.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most amazing is that he’s still hitting like .220

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the more unlikely players

to accomplish a long hitting streak…has never been an average guy and no speed

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn is waiting for just the right time to start his streak.

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost give him credit for having his SLG% so close to his OBP. Quite a trick.

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

Rob Neyer wrote about Uggla:

If Uggla gets a hit on Tuesday night, he’ll almost certainly be the unlikeliest player to ever have a 30-game hitting streak. That isn’t just because he was in a horrific slump — though without checking, I’d wager that unless any of the 54 streaks started in the first week of a season, none of the hitters were under .200 when the streak started. No, Uggla would be the unlikeliest player with a 30-game hitting streak because his career batting average is .258. Here’s the distrubution of career batting averages for every player who had a 30+ game hitting streak:

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the “If Uggla gets a hit on Tuesday night.” Does this chart really look all that different if it’s based on a 29-game hit streak, which Uggla has right now? It’s already a remarkable streak. No “it will be a remarkable streak if…” is necessary.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We like our round numbers.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DGP

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If John “Loopy Swing” Shelby can have a 24-game streak, I can believe anything.

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uggla is basically the non-Dodger that I’m most obsessed with. His BABIP was below .200 the first three months. Then all of a sudden all those balls he hit started turning into hits and his BABIP was .328 in July and is .381 in August.

In August he has yet to hit an infield fly ball and is hitting line drives all over the place (20%). It would be amazing if he finished the season hitting, say, .240.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shitty thing is

Uggla has hit for so much power in this streak, Ethier’s looks like a crapfest compared I bet.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

People seem to only remember the last week of Ethier's streak for some reason

he was raking for the first 20 some games of the streak.

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.022 OPS during his streak

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's great and all

But if you’re in a hitting streak you would expect gaudy numbers. I’m off to check Uggla’s.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uggla is at 1.130

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

touche'!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ethier has a 50 point higher OBP

but Uggla had a much higher slugging

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd honestly rather have the more powerful one given the team that we have

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was hitting in front of kemp!

he still is!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave – thank you for this excellent view of a career in decline.

Mark this waystation – It could get worse, and usually does (another Humma corollary)

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

or his peripherals could be telling the truth

and he is just having an extremely unlucky season. I’m not betting on it either way.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Angels have 11 walk-off losses this year. That seems like a lot.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

i will not cry for them

by delias man on Aug 9, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

x

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

“I’m Shaq’s miniature girlfriend. I don’t need to dress well”

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

if we breed, maybe we will get a normal sized human

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

“why’d I wear these goddamn flats?”

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

“if you ever take that thing out in a dressing room again it’s over”

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This girl won two seperate reality shows on vh1 apparently

so… yeah

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone actually win a reality show on VH1?

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love money has a cash prize

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

context please

is this a good thing or a bad thing?

and fwiw – she’s attractive in a small mean faced kind of way

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

it means she is probably super trashy

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

She knows what dating Bret Michaels and Flava Flav is like and you never will.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never? There’s still time. All he needs is the hall pass from Mrs. Nola.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a new found appetite for old grody dudes

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait, young man. There will come a time when Flava Flav will approach you and say, “I can take you away from all this,” and you will think, well, that doesn’t sound half bad, and besides, they don’t call him Flava Flav for nothing….

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know why you are in PR and not the creative department.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

“no, you cannot eat me, if we were stuck on a desert island and you got really hungry”

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Daddy, I want some ice cream”

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howabout

if they were stuck on a dessert island. Could he eat her then?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

is the island part of a greater buffet?

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Daddy, I want some ice cream”

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shaq's response

“Look, sweetie, I like you and everything, and I know you’re just trying to be cute, but when you call me ‘Daddy,’ I get creeped out.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why skirts are known as catty

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

From Family Guy

Peter/Han Solo “Hey look, it’s the only other girl in the universe”
Lois/Princess Leia “I don’t like her”

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why call her out for her attire? It’s not like Shaq is posing for the cover of GQ here.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had the kind of bank, I wouldn’t dress like a frumpy teen, is all I’m sayin

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you had that kind of bank, you never would have seen this picture, because you’d be drinking mai tais on a private island somewhere while Andre Ethier attended to your every need.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, you would totally dress to the nines while walking with your sugar daddy dressed in tank top and blue jean shorts.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh he would not be allowed to wear a tank top and blue jean shorts

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why, you don’t have bank.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

or a sugar daddy

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought every girl was crazy about a sharp dressed man.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no understanding of what the females species is crazy about, I only know one truth. Men don’t like being told what to do.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dogs, employees, teenagers – all happier when told what to do

everyone else, not so much

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't met

my female lab

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know of no teenagers that enjoy being told what to do

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

they, like dogs and employees, pull against it, but are ultimately healthier and happier when they know where the boundaries lie

they want them

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

teens, like dogs and employees, pull against being told what to do, but are ultimately happier and healthier when they know the boundary is there and consistent

teens without boundaries are not a happy bunch

they want it

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the record

no man should wear jean shorts, own jean shorts, or tank tops

no white jeans either, unless you are in San Tropez or Porto Fino

purge your closets gents, you can thank me later

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That will be my softball uniform

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

how long have you been from the isle of Lesbos?

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been wearing tank tops for 43 years if that is what you are asking, and all my jeans eventually end up jean shorts.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you grow a soccer mullet I will be so stoked

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to vote to not have this as a team uniform

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You try telling Shaq that.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shaq is usually a well dressed man, but just look how out of place they look in front of a nice boutique.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

“hey Shaq you know we appreciate your business but we’re trying to create sort of a mood in here so if you wouldn’t mind coming back later and”

/throws clerk into space

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh you just made me belly laugh, well done!

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Shaq just bought regular person jeans.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to feel the same way. Then I had children. Now I think, y’know, if I have managed to dress myself at all, that is a battle that has been won.

There is a reason that every child thinks that his/her father dresses like a dork: because his/her father is too consumed by everything else to avoid dressing like a dork.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

just buy simple standards – you cant screw them up

in any order they work

it is when we specialize that we go bad

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Once you have devoted parts of your life to cleaning up feces, you lose a layer of giving a shit.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I choose to assume this is an open air emporium, that it is recent, and that it was really effin hot and humid. The weather in Flordia too, where they presumably are.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One gets the feeling that Josie has not met humidity

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only when Landon Donovan walks by.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One can only imagine Josie’s hair in the humidity of Florida in the summer.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would literally have to change my name to Foxy Brown

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny part is

She’s 6’ 2"

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

A joke, and a response, like two ships, passing in the night.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

5 1

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heard this: Shaq has Humma envy.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Game said that she will let you spray in her face in one of his most entertaining songs.

by delias man on Aug 9, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this was kind of cool

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Caption: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

silly germans and their giant women

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best one yet.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is funny on so many levels.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Water births are an increasingly popular choice

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back to Lilly...what was Koufax in 1963?

Highest SB% Allowed
1955: 50%
1956: 67%
1957: 83%
1958: 75%
1959: 33%
1960: 45%
1961: 46%
1962: 62%
1963: 92%
1964: 45%
1965: 80%
1966: 72%

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

The greatest pitcher on earth

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

what was Koufax in 1963?

Winning

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, stipulated. But why the spike in steals?

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

only 12 guys got on base

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

go ahead, steal the base

you’ll have a better view as I strike your buddy out

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even then Sandy knew he only had so many throws left in his shoulder/elbow and damn if he was going to waste them on something as insignificant as a baserunner.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I give up ;-)

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were you looking for a real answer?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bizarrely enough, yes, I was curious.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding 12 stolen bases in an entire year?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

tough crowd

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least we put some distance from that creepy German water sculpture.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it was a James Bond movie a submersible device would be hiding down below in the nether regions.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Roger Moore James Bond movie, yes, and Richard Kiel would make it surface like an orca.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Sheriff J. W. Pepper would leap her head in an airboat.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems a tad fluky

The 93% stands out, but it was just 11 steals in 12 attempts.

Look at it this way:

1961: 299 runners on base (H + BB + HBP + ROE – HR), 13 SB attempts, 4.35% of the time
1962: 191 runners, 8 SB attempts, 4.19%
1963: 272 runners, 12 SB attempts, 4.41%
1964: 206 runners, 11 SB attempts, 5.34%
1965: 284 runners, 20 SB attempts, 7.04%
1966: 309 runners, 18 SB attempts, 5.83%

It doesn’t look like they were running wild on Sandy or anything in 1963. Maybe just a few bounced throws here and there contributed to the 11 for 12.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Eric.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

or put another way, if Koufax and Roseboro caught runners at or near Koufax’s career rate (65.8%), runners would have been 8 for 12 instead of 11 for 12, so this is all of three extra runners in scoring position (or better scoring position)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welp, I guess it's still pop-u-lar

Remember Humma, when Iago said popular like that. Before he realized the rat was a genius?

Red Sox-Yankees series pulls high TV ratings atmlb.com/o6hAf2

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Someday you’ll all realize that Northern East Coast loves baseball at a much higher rate then West Coast fans.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad they can’t play it as well as us.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Chicago the sharpest dressed city in the United States?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

no

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, since it’s never jorts weather.

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by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been told by the internet they have good Mexican food

this surprised me

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some decent high-end places

but nothing else

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by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

It’s Bayless country, but not necessarily a place for Mexican food.

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

more than that

they have good taquerias all over the place and the Mexican neighborhoods like Pilsen and Humboldt Park have great spots.

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m basing my experience on downtown, north river district. I’m sure its better elsewhere

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by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh OK

most of those places are whitewashed…Cemitas Puebla is divine

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You be the judge

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

it could be

I still bet on NYC

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can anyone name the 3rd baseman?

1963 lineup is fairly famous for most Dodger fans who know their history. According to Baseball Ref the positions are:
1st – Fairly
2nd – Gilliam
SS – Wills
3rd –
C – Roseboro
CF – Willie Davis
RF – Frank Howard
LF – Tommy Davis

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

No idea

Kennedy?

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent guess, before his time.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love this answer because he is also a part of another Dodgers-related trivia question that is awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him play as a non – Dodger and then saw him come back to the Dodgers which was cool.

Is the Trivia question related to his pinch hitting skills?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Longest time in between opening day starts IIRC

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, luckily Ron Cey was around to make sure he didn’t get to many at bats.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Far more obscure

Who was the Dodgers’ opening day 3B in 2001?

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

call back to the reading to much into Sept numbers.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, he had a 1.126 OPS the prior September

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the year Adrian Beltre had his appendectomy in the back of some dude’s van in the Dominican

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Phillips

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The answer to the 2001 question is Chris Donnels BTW

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

1962’s OD third baseman is even more obscure. Or was to me, anyway.

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Aug 9, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

To open Dodger Stadium no less!

Third baseman for hire, I guess.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man… is Casey Blake is the third-best Dodger third baseman since the move to LA?

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends where you slot Pedro Guerrero, but probably.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gilliam probably takes third

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

battle averted

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you call him a second baseman.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games played at 3B, LA Dodgers

Rk Player #Matching PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB BA OBP SLG OPS
1 Ron Cey 1469 Ind. Games 6098 5206 1377 223 18 228 842 765 .265 .360 .446 .805

2 Adrian Beltre 957 Ind. Games 3806 3453 948 176 18 147 510 283 .275 .332 .464 .795

3 Jim Gilliam 765 Ind. Games 3189 2693 715 114 16 21 214 423 .266 .366 .343 .709

4 Jeff Hamilton 390 Ind. Games 1244 1178 276 61 3 24 120 42 .234 .263 .352 .615

5 Tim Wallach 383 Ind. Games 1512 1367 344 65 5 47 199 117 .252 .313 .410 .723

6 Pedro Guerrero 374 Ind. Games 1576 1395 400 63 14 52 208 153 .287 .357 .464 .821

7 Casey Blake 365 Ind. Games 1513 1324 349 70 9 48 183 144 .264 .341 .439 .780

8 Dave Hansen 294 Ind. Games 864 757 194 33 2 9 66 100 .256 .343 .341 .684

9 Lenny Harris 265 Ind. Games 864 790 232 33 5 3 69 53 .294 .340 .359 .699

10 Mike Sharperson 255 Ind. Games 796 686 203 29 4 5 63 87 .296 .374 .372 .746

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 8/9/2011.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange how our 3rd base caoch gets forgotten. Surprised Zeile is not on the list.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but he Gilliam has more games at 2B than at 3B.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the whole conversation is pointless, anyway. Who constructs an all-time third-string team?

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will try to remember!

I am trying to figure out whether Blake would make the all-time third-string team. It would depend on how you constructed the rules of the game.

It’s complicated because Gilliam can play 2B, so even if you pass him over on the first two teams (Lopes and Kent? And I’m not even sure I do that…), Gilliam can play 2B on the third-string team, unless I’m missing somebody. Guerrero is probably taken to play the outfield on one of the top two teams, right?

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in LA

402 games at 2B, 765 at 3B

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dude could take a walk

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody has answered this yet.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken McMullen for my question
Daryl Spender for LBB question

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

McMullen started opening day at 3B for the Dodgers in 1963…then 10 years later did it again.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s get back to this one :)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So all the Dodgers need to do is trade for Adrian Beltre in 2015.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

McMullen was born in The Nard

came to some of our local Little League events. I think our pancake breakfast one year.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems like a cool minor league promotion
The Lookouts will be giving away a surprise premium collectible item to the first 1,000 fans who enter the gate at this Thursday’s game against the Birmingham Barons. The 7:15 PM scheduled game will also feature “$1,000 Thursday” in which one lucky fan will receive $1,000, while others will receive valuable coupons to use around AT&T Field.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Who are the Lookouts and who plays at AT&T Field?

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon weeps

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyday there is a post about the Lookouts

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed my point unfortunately.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point was that I was confused that the Lookouts would be giving away coupons for the Giants ballpark. I didn’t realize there are two AT&T Fields.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theres like a million Honda Centers

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants play at AT&T Park.

The Chattanooga Lookouts, the Dodgers’ Double A affiliate, play at AT&T Field.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I found it confusing. A me problem. Thanks for the explain. :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

there is only one AT&T Field, which was formerly Bell South Park until AT&T purchased Bell South in 2007.

AT&T Park (which was formerly Pacific Bell Park aka Pac Bell Park then it was SBC from 2003-2005 until SBC merged with AT&T in 2006).

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm suddenly reminded

of the movie Network

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I can think about today is Children of Men, with its images of the Uprising in England. Scary stuff.

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's dicey stuff

but the news from the Horn of Africa is really bad, of course London gets 1000x the coverage.

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evil and Dangerous Men

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by 32and53fan on Aug 9, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott Elarton

was traded for Pedro Astacio at the deadline in 2001. Sometimes it is better to stand pat.

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ted Lilly was good when we traded for him last year. It just really bothers me that Ned was pondering “Do I really think Ted Lilly can perform like this forthe next three years? Yes, yes I do,” and BAM! we got Dave writing stories like these.

by Julio Nievas on Aug 9, 2011 1:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Probably closer to “do I really think Ted Lilly has a better chance of performing for the next three years than any other pitcher out there”

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by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was one of the top 5 fa pitchers

up there with kuroda (who we signed) and de la rosa (who died)

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 9, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably the 3/4th depending on how you feel about De La Rosa

and each player had their plusses and minuses.

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, and I would have taken Lilly but I really don’t like Jorge De La Rosa.

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by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like his injury history

for once, I was right. He still might win though if he is healthy next year and the year after.

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to overcome being a bad pitcher for five years, even if he was good the last two.

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by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that any contracts veteran imagine that they’ll get much production out of them the last year – or if longer (5+ years) the last two years. It’s just the cost of doing business to get them for the next couple of years, you have to pay for a year or so of what is going to be highly-paid early retirement. If you’re lucky, you can either make good use of them off the bench or trade them at a big loss to another team looking for the same.

by berkowit28 on Aug 9, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s right. Colletti was more concerned with what the rotation looked like in 2011 than 2013. Two-count-em-two starting pitchers were under contract, and after watching Monasterios/Ely suck up a rotation spot for a season, he wanted better options. He gambled with Lilly, and he lost….

…but for people like me, it is a comforting thought that the Dodgers were probably screwed no matter what they did this offseason. Simply too many holes to fill.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nostalgia

Heading into play two years ago today, the Dodgers were 67-44, the best record in the NL, and four and a half games ahead of the next-best team in the league, the Phillies.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Just one more reason why we say: Fuck you, Ruiz.

I loved that 2009 team.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Loney’s time machine have room for 24 more?

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long

 as there’s no room for Stairs

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by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a single-story time machine.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

bref thinks lackey is 1.2 war worse then lilly

and fangraphs thinks lackey is .6 better. Fun.

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I wish B-Ref would explain their pitcher WAR better. There’s way more components to it than just FIP but I can’t tell if it’s actually better.

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by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted an update on the field situation in the softball thread

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

There will be a hearing next week on whether or not the Dodgers need to decide on continuing with their

contract with the vendor who sells concessions at Dodger Stadium. In 2010, the Dodgers renegotiated their contract with the vendor (it included a bonus of 500K to be paid each year for five years plus a guarantee of 4 million royalty to be paid to the Dodgers for the first four years and then 4.5 million the second four years.

The vendor is asking the Court to ask the Dodgers to decide before the end of the 2011 season whether or not their existing contract will be assumed or rejected by the Court (similarly, the Court could reject the existing contract with Fox Sports West).

The vendor claims it will lose up to 2.5 million for the first two years of the contract with the Dodgers due to lower sales the last two years.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And they have closed about half the vendors for most games

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by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night the windows (CPK? and Zarco Tequila) behind Section 1 and 3 of the reserved level were closed. This is not the first time this season I’ve seen stands on the Reserved level between the bases closed. I don’t think I had ever seen that before this year.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I was amazed. Top Deck was half closed when I was there, and that means hardly anything was up there

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by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently they let top-deckers go down to reserved now for concessions. (?)

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point in July

This vendor stopped providing lids for the plastic cups of draft beer. They also instructed all the employees to stop filling the cups when there is two fingers of foam at the top. Sounds like they are scraping to save money.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you only bought the extra-large bottle of Blue Moon.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, draft into the 24 oz cup – $11. But lately I picked up my beer on the field level on the way in (elevator/escalator access for my wife), where they have Firestone DBA (last night’s choice) and Sam Adams Seasonal on tap.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

One place where Albuquerque is superior — 24 oz beers are between $6.75 (For the Isotopes brews) and $8.50.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I complained about this on twitter a couple weeks ago, Dylan Hernandez replied that he had read a Japanese study that concluded that there is more alcohol in the foam so that the vendors may be “doing me a favor.” Of course I replied that that was esp. the case while watching the Dodgers this year.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not scientician, but that sounds like hokum

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be an interesting study, to say the least.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could believe the alcohol converts to a gas (the foam) more easily. Alcohol certainly evaporates much more quickly than water.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is how I read that:

1. The foam has more alcohol than the beer, but
2. This only does you any good if you chug the beer.

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I could manage to suck the foam off the top mighty quick and leave the rest of the beer intact.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re not supposed to drink the head though. Proper pint you drink through the head

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do if you are trying to maximize the buzz effect, apparently.

You also don’t drink a proper pint (or pint and one half) from a plastic cup.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh don’t get me started on my petition to ban plastic cups in life : )

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger Stadium frowns on my attempts to bring a 24oz glass cup into the stadium.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

pet peeve alert

They now sell reusable “water bottles” that are designed to look like a generic plastic cup with a straw in it. Tack-ee.

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom has those

she uses them at home when she is in the living room or taking a beverage upstairs

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh they are super tacky looking

but they are functional!

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Crocs of beverage delivery systems

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be the straw feature.

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that a starbucks thing for their cold drinks? They also sell thermoses that look like paper coffee cups

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different

but similiar

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found this article on the beer cup sizes at Dodger stadium

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by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stands I go to have only two sizes, regular and large, at those prices, but the cups don’t look like that. And that report is from the Reserved level too.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But where will the college kids around America play beer pong?

by Julio Nievas on Aug 9, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

play with pint glasses, and get shards of glass everywhere, like real patriotic americans

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

is pint a soccer word for beer?

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you from England by chance?

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

grandmother was, I like to keep up family traditions : )

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about those riots?

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by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad, real sad. It’s one of those where I’m like “yeah, you’ve got no job and the police treat you like shit, but stealing some trainers then setting the store on fire ain’t gonna help matters”.

I saw an ebay listing, some kid is selling the iphones he stole for 300 pounds a pop. Blodody git

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha ok, cuz whenever the topic of beer ale or soccer football comes up you get all British on us. Not that being British is bad.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just another country.

Sometimes I go country on y’all too. My momma’s from Arkansas.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Josie will know, a proper pint is 20 oz, not 16. And the head is supposed to be on top (or some of it anyway), so a 24 oz. receptacle with two fingers of foam within is going to be about 20 oz. or so. Too bad about the plastic, though.

by berkowit28 on Aug 9, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

a proper pint is 20 oz, not 16

Well, hell, THAT’S confusing.

What I actually miss is the lid. Good protection from crap from above, including my own peanut shells, flying into my cup.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will they give you a lid if you request one?

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no lid

just a couple grams

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

but Marty’s answer is better.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

and birds!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re used to English pubs, where an (Imperial) pint is 20 oz. up to the line, a US pint is a big drop-off. It also explains why you don’t have half-pints here (in England 10 oz. good for a quick social moment where you don’t want much alcohol effect), since 8 oz., would be ridiculous, but go for 12-oz glasses and bottles instead.

by berkowit28 on Aug 9, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had a half pint before, in this tiny brew pub in San Francisco where Mark Twain drank

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a half-pint in Britain, and a friend made a Laura Ingalls Wilder reference, and that was the end of that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of place here us a pint glass that is exactly 16 oz. to the brim, your guess as good as mine as to how much is actually below the head. Maybe 12-13 oz.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What ever happened to peanut-throwing Raquel? [not a Beatles song, btw]

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way, drinking foam sucks.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. it’s not called foam, it’s head
2. proper head is essentially to a proper pint

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with this

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with it if the proper pint is served in the proper pint glass, with a line to where the beer shall be liquid beneath and head above.

In a plastic cup, it’s just a way for them to give you less beer, and maybe a lot less beer.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the lesson I’m learning here, is that drinking beer at a stadium is rubbish, unless they give you a bottle to drink out of

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why I overpay for the plastic bottle of the Gordon Biersch Marzen when I partake at hteh Stadium. Yeah, it’s too expensive. Meh.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re not just paying for the plastic bottle, you’re paying for the fact that it’s forbidden to bring your own in

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. What does that bottle cost in the supermarket? $1? $2, maybe?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger Stadium, a 56,000 seat rip-off beer garden.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

All beer gardens are ripoffs.

Except for the one in England where my buddy asked the waitress if he could buy her shirt, and she said yes, and took it off.

My buddy didn’t have any cash, so I paid 15 pounds for that shirt, and it was worth every penny.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man that’s fantastic. Getting fired to make 15 pounds.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not believe she got fired.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that when the pound was worth $2, or much less?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little less. $1.60 or so.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You two have a brassiere fetish?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was funny. Funny is always money.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boobies are always money too.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, if someone says

the really like foam, you know what they are talking about

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB stadiums are not english pubs. You’re not getting a proper pint either way.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well of course, but if someone’s pulling you a pint, I’d rather have some head then have them dump the dirty spigot in there

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter what else is going on, I’d rather have some head.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Firestone DBA, even in a plastic cup, did not suck. The foam/head on my wife’s Miller Lite is, however, utterly pointless.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well the only point to drinking any light beer is drunkenness.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sam Adams Light is quite drinkable, IMHO. I think I was able to get that from the cocktail waitresses in a casino or two.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The calories of four of those equal three of the regulars, or something like that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but then you over-drink, because you don’t feel full.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

win-win

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that takes all the fun and social relevance of drinking and just makes it debauchery : )

#hyperbole

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

debauchery – Vegas casino. I’m with Marty on this.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. My point is the people pouring beer at a stadium don’t know what they’re doing so you’re not getting a well-poured beer with a good head that you’re gonna drink past anyways.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never paid $11 for a beer, nor ever drank at a professional sporting event. I’m Frank McCourts worst nightmare. :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever paid $5 + tip anywhere for a regular bottle of premium (read import, Blue Moon, Sam) beer?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, but my 20s are a drunken blur.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also suspect that the kegs are not tapped quite right, nor is the system properly primed or something.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they don’t clean the lines regularly and wouldn’t surprise me if they just leave the tanks on from day to day leading to increase in stale/dirty beer.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there is a health code on line cleaning, and therefore a log.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

those kitchens are so tiny, but I know DS has been consistently low on health violations. Angel Stadium on the other hand….

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The vendor

who filed the motion only sells non-consumable concessions, as far as I can tell Levy has not filed any motions re their existing contracts.

Not knowing a lot about bankruptcy law before the Dodgers filed, it is interesting to me the power the Bankruptcy Court has, it can shed unfavorable contracts with no regard of any breach or other claim by the other party, it can negotiate new payment terms, it really was an option that MLB should have seen coming.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the other day about companies that make plastic bags for grocery stores and what might happen to their employees

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They go back to brushing lead paint on toys.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember those SNL sketches

where Dan Ackyrod would play some low life manufacturer of “children’s toys” like Bag of Glass?

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Doctor

(which was a bag of medical waste)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 9, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The people who shop at my local ralphs

are typically lower-middle income people. And they are pissed about the ban

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s funny living by the shoestring extention, the Food 4 Less in unincorporated LA is effected, but the albertsons and ralphs two blocks down isn’t

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are Ralphs two blocks away from each other by me. One has plastic bags, one doesn’t. I just assumed one was trying to steal some customers away by offering illicit plastic bags.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, I love the ban.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will once I start remembering to bring the bags in my trunk in to the store.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to get the bags back in my trunk

so that I can get to the point where I forget to bring them into the store from my tunk

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they don't ban

the thin plastic bags you use in the produce section. What’s up with that? The ban also doesn’t seem to have any sympathy for my dog-walking needs.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love living in a neighborhood with dog walking stations all around

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

your neighborhood

has poop bag stations? Where the fuck do you live, Stepford?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

laguna hills

my apartment complex before that had them too. Its amazing how many people wouldn’t walk 15 feet to grab a bag and pick up their dogs crap.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two on Lincoln?

Maybe one is technically unincorporated county and the other in the city of LA?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Marina Del Rey is City, but Del Rey is county, or some such nonsense

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I thought they were both pretty in Marina Del Rey.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per this map, perhaps the one where the 90 ends is technically Venice, a community in the city of LA. Is that the one with the plastic bags still. The south one must be Marina Del Rey, unincorporated.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Leinart

is getting raves in training camp. Who knew??

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

John McClain
Matt Leinart has looked outstanding in camp. He’s made perfect throws on deep routes, slant routes and fade routes. The coaches love him.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

John McClain is useless, I wouldn’t take him too seriously.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was it this only had 1 rec before just now, lol

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Kubiak is a wizard with QBs

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me Schaub will throw more.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably less

assuming the defense is actually better, and Tate stays healthy.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect that should read

Matt Leinart is leading raves

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Leinart isn't a rave guy

hot tubs on the other hand…

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows, maybe he's better now, stranger things have happened, but will add

that the list of QBs who looked good in training camp and even in exhibition games and then crapped the bed in regular season is a pretty long one. But since Leinart has often looked bad in training camp practice too, I’ll take it as a good sign for him.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Aug 9, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing worse then debating power rankings

is debating Madden player rankings

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

“Hester’s speed is only at 90? WTFFFFFF”

by Julio Nievas on Aug 9, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty crazy though, haha

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the New Mexico-Lousiana LLWS game on ESPN2 right now and the pitcher for New Mexico was throwing around 85% breaking balls (not an exaggeration). Craziness.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 9, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a kid a few years ago throwing 85 mph legit.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, pitching used to dominate these things but it seems the tide is shifting towards hitters. There will always be a few that throw straight gas (helps that some of these 12 or 13 year olds are 6 feet tall), but most of the time it seems these kids throw more breaking balls than major leaguers. I mean, when throwing a 2-0 breaking ball in little league is expected, something is definitely wrong.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 9, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitching backwards at 12, love it.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers should send Jerry Sands there to work on his swing.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember the URL of the web site time machine. I need to check something out on our Web Site from a year ago.?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

web.archive.org

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's

web.archive.org/izip/inadvertentporn

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito said he signed with the Giants for the coffee shops.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

this quote lacks all sorts of context

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum heard about that while on a trip to Amsterdam and was stoked. Then he got back to SF and was sorely disappointed.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pink Floyd ftw

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Grady Sizemore fucked himself by getting injured again amirite?

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

much better

than getting injured by fucking himself…that would be really bad

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are unconfirmed rumors that Sizemore is changing his name to Rafael Furcal.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's gonna have to fight reyes for it

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen them together

by Hollywood Joe on Aug 9, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

MTSI has the exclusive transcript of a conversation between Clayton Kershaw and Ted Lilly on the Phillies’ lineup:

Kershaw: Shane Victorino is next, if he’s not suspended. He’s kind of an asshole. It’d be best to get him out so there’s not men on base for Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, and Hunter Pence, but if you wanted to hit him in the face, I don’t think any of us would have a problem with it.
Lilly: /attempts to bean Victorino, allows homer

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ah thats not fair

lilly has shown us he knows how to give a batter a good scare

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appeal

I understand needing the ability to appeal some things, but I really think the brawl and his actions after it was broken up (trying to go at it again) should mean he can’t appeal.

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel stupid at Vons giving the cashier my club card when they’re the ONLY place that makes you swipe it. Force of habit.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I always just

punch in my phone number at the terminal at the checkout line at either Vons or Pavillions

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be a high roller to shop at Pavillions. :)

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a nice Pavillions

On Alameda in Burbank. I wonder if SW was at the Vons on California, just west of Fair Oaks

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the Vons in South Pasadena on Fair Oaks. I’m sure Marty knows where that is.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that one too

there is a Chinese restaurant nearby that I can’t figure out why anyone would go to with Monterey Park, Alhambra and SGV so close by.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always enter my phone number at Vons. Carrying cards is for yesterday

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually wink… unless it is a dude.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

in which case you’re less subtle?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Baseball bats

in the UK have gone up 6000% in price.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry not up in price 6000%. Volume.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collapsable Baton sales have gone up 50000% on Amazon in the last 24 hours.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha no the batons were still at #2. Its all about the aluminum bat!

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid gits

“Aw man, when that gets here in two to six weeks, I’m gonna riot so hard”

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just shows the superiority of American sports when it comes to rioting. Cricket bats don’t get it done.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they’re the ideal way to kill zombies

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball sales are up 2500% so I guess they figure when their done rioting they might as well learn that strange game in the colonies.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for Maddz the biggest moving non baseball related sporting good is the Ultimate Zumba DVD.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny on so many levels

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the word base ball first appeared in Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen. The football club Derby County played in a stadium called The Baseball Grounds through the seventies : )

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

@2ndhand_news:

I hear that people in England are taking up baseball in massive numbers!

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buyer need to combine the best of both worlds and get this:

Bringing you the best punk, post-punk, and noise rock from the US/UK and beyond! 91.3FM KXCI, Wednesdays 2:30-5:00 AM (stream online at www.kxci.org)

by Julio Pena on Aug 9, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My problem with

just saying beer is that you could drive a lorry through the space between ale, lager, and stout

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The always colourful Josie B. :)

by kinbote on Aug 9, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just try and add a bit of humour to our catalogue of characters

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a local brewery here in Santa Barbara that brews all of these – several of each.

by berkowit28 on Aug 9, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love a good stout. There’s a good boring interesting story about why the Irish brew stout and the brits brew ale

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SB Brewing Co? I really wanted to go to Island Brewery last time I was in Carp, but it did not fit into the plans

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the LA Zoo is having a local microbrew tasting on Friday evening. $40 to get in, but 12 different brewers will be present, and you get a souvenir tasting glass.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they make provisions for designated drivers for these things? Just wondering. If it is $40 to get in you would think so.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The DD pays $25 to get in? Free food and pepsi?

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a funraiser for the zoo, it’s all going for a good cause

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and to see ANIMALS!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think normal zoo admission is $20 for nonmembers

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a second I thought you said SB zoo, and I got excited. I love the SB zoo

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meercats rule the LA Zoo

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halloween Meerkat

I just love the fact they are all looking elsewhere.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the giraffe with the crooked neck died. My daughter loves the train ride there.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, the giraffe did die

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tried to straighten his neck?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the lions there do pee on you…the signs do not lie

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Hollister Brewing Company
Camino Real Marketplace (i.e. the CostCo mall)
Goleta

Unlike SB Brewery, it’s got great brews. One of them is usually “live” as well. They also have excellent food, and Ssports TVs.

http://www.hollisterbrewco.com/index.html

http://www.hollisterbrewco.com/index.html

by berkowit28 on Aug 9, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Brendan Scolari

still around TBLA? I saw him before when searching thru old threads, and now he’s in the “related posts” thingy.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No, got busy with life.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was worried and asked, he’s doing okay just doesn’t have time anymore. College and what not.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You either get busy at TBLA or get busy dying

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all dying.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take MEGA MEN~ for prostate and heart health!

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes you immortal, it is underpriced no matter what you pay.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t you like 25?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picnic is right in his neck of the woods. bet he is a no-show.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are baiting you to show up. You are their Mystery Man.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this comment sponsored by:

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

stealing this from facebook, but re: our beer discussion

IF YOU PURCHASED $1,000 of shares in American Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00 today but, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinking the 1,000 beers is a better investment even without the recycling.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s a cardinal rule of TBLA that we never let the facts get in the way of a good joke, but this happens to be untrue. If you’d bought $1,000 of AMR a year ago, you’d have, oh, $530 or so today. If you bought $1,000 of AIG a year ago, you’d have, eh, $580-ish.

Like I say, far be it from me to criticize. Just pointing it out.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m $49 and $530 are very different numbers. How did the joke maker go so wrong?

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait I think I know. They quoted the price per share, not considering that’s not how stocks work?

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think a stock price works:)

If on Aug 1st it is worth $9 a share it is worth $9 a share.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

The stock price wasn’t 1000 per share for each company ;)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

well duh : p

I really need to take a civics class and learn how stocks work. I see that it was 7.17 this time last year and it’s 3.33 now (for AMR) and I don’t know what that means to the joke

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means of that 1,000 it's less than 500 now :)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means you would have been better off buying stock and losing 50% then drinking $1,0000 worth of beer if money was your concern, but if your stock was dropping 50% then you probably need to drink $1,000 worth of beer to drown your sorrow.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say, still seems like a rubbish use of your money. Stuffing your mattress, now there’s the way to go

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping warm by burning it on a cold winter night — that is the way to go.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banana Ice Cream stores are the only safe place.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s money in the banana stand.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Afghanistan banana stand.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

obscure callback!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were my target audience!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What didn't you get about there is money in the banana stand??

I lined it with money!!

“No touching!”

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said there’s always money in the banana stand!

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stuffing your mattress

You’ll be blinded by that.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah that’s only true for boys, I reckon

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a gauranteed loss. Slow loss perhaps, but a gauranteed one.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

because your stores aren’t being adjusted for inflation through interest rates?

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money in the mattress will deflate, when the cost of living (inflation) increases. ie – A dollar today could have the buying power of something like 98 cents next year.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. normal inflation is 3%, so assuming normalcy, the 1,000 2011 dollar bills under your mattress is worth $970 in 2012, $940.90 in 2013, $912.67 in 2014, and so on.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if you put 1,000 in a normal checking account and don’t touch it for a year, you’d have something like $970 anyhow, wouldn’t you?

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't get charged interest in that case I'm fairly certain

You’d actually gain interest, whatever it may be for that bank. If you don’t touch it you should be somewhere around 15-30 dollars richer.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you get charged a monthly fee for having a checking account

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not everywhere

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

only people of color

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a checking and savings account

So I have no fees.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

only people who get hassled by cops.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no-fee, interest-bearing (barely) checking through my credit union.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is giving you 1.5 – 3.0% interest on $1,000 checking accounts these days. You probably make a couple bucks, tops.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. My — heh — “high-interest” internet savings account is paying 1.1%.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just bet on the Phillies every time Halladay or Lee pitches and count your money.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Aug 9th, 2010 AMR was worth 6.90 a share
$1,000 / 6.90 = 145 shares

On Aug 9th, 2011 AMR was worth 3.81 a share
145 * 145 shares = $552

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I just attempted a math thing and I came to that conclusion as well. Very self satisfied. No idea what the joke maker was on about

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“145 * 145 shares = $552” ?

$3.81 * 145 shares = $552.45

by berkowit28 on Aug 9, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

His red nose is a giveaway

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the clowns in Shakespeare were always right!

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's cos Shakespeare was writing their lines

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is a recycled joke from 2008, when such dramatic price drops actually happened.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah yep

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they simply used the wrong stocks to make the joke.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sorry I brought it up. Like I say, never let the facts stand in the way of a good joke.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

That kind of joke is only funny if it is, in fact, accurate.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Otherwise, I agree with

never let the facts stand in the way of a good joke

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we are going to start insisting on accuracy, my posting is going to be severely limited.

Spare a thought for those of us who know nothing about anything. How are we supposed to comment if everything has to be accurate?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is hilarious!

An inaccurate response to a comment about accuracy! Where do I go from here?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

you could write off the losses if you sell, and difficult to put a dollar value on the liver damage and AA classes. :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

What beer are we talking about here? Any beer that I could buy in that volume in a can is not a beer I want to drink

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could drink half the can, fill it back up with water – then resell it with a Budweiser label on it and probably atleast break even.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the same joke back in early ’09. I think the Facebooker just recycled it from then (when it was accurate).

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets call him up

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, he’s young for his league :)

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to call that adjusting

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 dinger

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

3/1 K/BB Ratio ;)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Ned made the right choice going with TEXAS HEAT~ over Webster’s polish.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 K's per 9

since his K per 9 is not less then 9 this start, hes a good prospect.. (someones logic higher in the thread)

by matthewmafa on Aug 9, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will hazard a guess that the referred-to logic wasn’t about single-game results.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s exactly what I said jesus christ

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

me and you, buddy. me and you.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fourth night

of disturbances in UK tonight.

BBC Radio makes it sound so classy with their accents.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

When I read this I honestly thought it was Josie saying it because of the last sentence, haha

What exactly has been going on?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

started after a gang member was shot last week, continued over the weekend, now it’s spreaded to Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds. They’re organizing over twitter, using the rivers instead of roads, police don’t usually carry firearms, etc.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

police don’t usually carry firearms

Ironic aint it.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes feel like American cops wouldn’t come off as such assholes if they weren’t packing.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going more for that this started because the cops shot a guy.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

right, I was with it, but I’m terrified of cops

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was walking with a friend in a terrible neighborhood in anaheim at 2 in the morning once

a cop car pulled up, shined their lights on us, and then made us put up our hands. They asked what we were doing out, and we told them just walking, they made me put my hands on their hood and kinda yelled at me cause they said i was being argumentative. Cops scare the fuck out of me, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were just looking for your donuts.

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by Julio Pena on Aug 9, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame an officer for being suspicious of two teenagers out at 2am in Anacrime.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking neerdowells

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can understand why they were like that

Still very jarring to have it happen.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

if you were about the same size you are now, you would be a very difficult person to handle if you were under the influence.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point BH.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had that happen once, was riding my bike home from school just before midnight, and the cops had the street blocked off. So I pulled up on the sidewalk. They pulled me over for riding on the sidewalk and not having a front headlight, searched my backpack and frisked me.

So I put a front light on, and the next week got pulled over for not having a light in the back, same routine.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that's effing ridiculous

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Police treat bikers like they are cars

if you didn’t have front lights or back lights on your car you would also be pulled over. Not sure how they justify searching and the pat down though.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule #1

of having a good relationship with the Police is to not break the law (code violations).

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I understand it

police use the little violations to pull you over so they can look for bigger things

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

but if the don’t do it correctly they lose their arrest.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were just trying to save little Josie’s life. Riding a bike at night without a light is not something you’d expect an intelligent person to do unless you didn’t want to be seen while riding your bike at night. In which case they might have thought you were the Dark Angel.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the real issue is the frisking and pat down

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the neighborhood drug dealer uses a bike to make deliveries. they just wanted an excuse and I traded my rights for not getting a ticket

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the search would have to be only for probable cause and riding a bike without a light would not necessarily give one.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since at any moment

someone can pull a gun and shoot a police officer, I can understand their attitude at times. Frankly, you probably should not be out walking without good reason that late at night.

And I say this as someone who had the exact thing happen to him back in the day.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a block where my friend lives and walks every night for exercise

Idk how she does it, that block is constantly being patrolled and yet there’s still shitty people EVERYWHERE!

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its north of south coast plaza in orange county

what did you expect? :-p

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty ritzy mall down there

Who knew it was the dividing line ;)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it wasn't for that mall I would use the 55 as the dividing line

damn you mall!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone who only visits the OC and before my friend who lives in anaheim I just assumed the whole of Orange County was a great place to live, haha.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people do

I’m also be snobby, the stuff south of the 55 is the snobby parts you think of when you see shows like The OC or Laguna Beach

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ex lived in Costa Mesa

So I got to see all the great areas of Orange County back then, because we only traveled above the 55 to go to Ducks games or Disneyland, not much outside of those places, haha.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You drove from

Ventura County to Costa Mesa?

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

young love. I used to take a train to Encinitas

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drove

to Santa Monica for one girl.
Long Beach for a few others.
and Irvine for what turned out to be my wife. (from VTA County).

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drove from Boston to Los Angeles for a girl.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

multiple times a week? for a year?

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

been there done that

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. One drive, one time, over three weeks, with the girl in the car.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

next time just buy a webcam

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would fly to Japan for a girl.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Franco?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once lived in NE L.A., worked in El Segundo, dated a girl in Northridge. Going to all three in the same day was a 20 × 25 × 25 mile triangle.

Married the girl, moved to the SFV, still work in El Segundo.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes a lot of sacrifice to do that constantly

But when you care about the person it’s worth it.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That I did

/isn’tverysmart

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never been stopped by the cops for anything I didn’t deserve.

I think this is because I’m tiny. “Well, shit, even if he is loaded, the only person he’s gonna hurt is himself.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

also

white

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to get some rubber bullets

and put some punks down

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a huge issue of not enough cops or supplies.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like the robots growing sentient and uprising with the tech we gave them

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it fitting

That I’m watching V for Vendetta?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Society crumbling, etc.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember fires with Rodney King though, just the crazy looting, but I was just seven

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can remember the smoke. There were definitely fires.

I was just seven
DAMN!

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what year was Rodney King?

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

 April 26th, 1992, / there was a riot on the streets, / tell me where were you? / You were sittin’ home watchin’ your TV

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, as it turns out, the revolution was televised.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

but was it brought to us by Xerox without commercial interruption?

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t turned 6 yet, 4Down was what, 3? I read about the riots several years later in a US History class.

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can remember, barely

the LA Times headlines during the Watts Riots……

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are the watts riots? If this comes off as a joke, I apologize. I’ve not heard of this.

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The term Watts Riots of 1965 refers to a large-scale riot which lasted 6 days in the Watts neighborhood of Los Angeles, California, in August 1965. By the time the riot subsided, 34 people had been killed, 1,032 injured, and 3,438 arrested. It would stand as the most severe riot in Los Angeles history until the Los Angeles riots of 1992.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watts_Riots

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha. thanks.

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 4.5 years old. I suspect that I do not remember these newspapers first hand. In fact, I now recall that my dad had an LA Times that he kept where the riots were the headline, but he had a letter to the editor published on the op-ed pages. (And I’m not explaining any of that to the kiddies around here.)

I do certainly remember references to it as recent history.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

1965 Watts Riots

Took place over 6 days (46th anniversary is on Thursday). That was the beginning of disturbances that took place in several urban cities (Detroit and Chicago being two of the more well known) in the following years.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mom's family

moved to Watts the next year, then to Compton

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

carpet baggers

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the comment of the day

and I’m not trying to make fun of you. It’s just amazing that something I’d never forget is unknown to someone I know.

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard of the towers, and seen pictures in some elementary school textbook (turquoise tiles and glass, or am I thinking of something else?) but I couldn’t pick Watts out on a map.

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s in the shoestring next to Compton

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 9

and lived in a lilly-white neighborhood in the SGV, about 25 miles from Watts. But what I remember is all the fathers in the the block convinced that “the niggers were coming”.
My mother was disgusted at them.

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should go to the Watts Towers

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting they taught him about the King riots but not the Watts riots when the Watts riots were a huge cultural event that had ramifications.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine I might not have heard of either of them if I didn’t go to public school. Though Redondo Beach is about as private as you can be and still be public.

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the LA riots

(Rodney King version) the storeowners sat perched on top of their stores with guns and lots of ammo (Koreatown).

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is bad enough

to explain the 1992 riots, though in my case the Watts riots I certainly knew of them early in my life.

Probably the first thing of consequence I recall is the King/RFK assassinations, Moon landing and locally, the Sylmar earthquake.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember watching TV coverage of Gemini missions, probably the last couple, about the earliest big event I can remember.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's frankly unbelievable

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 4:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I believe it

I still don’t know what top tier gas is.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet most people my age and younger who live east of the Mississippi don’t know what an E ticket is.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what an E size print is

Disneyland ride tickets?

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Disneyland rides

Not the shitty A – D ticket rides

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the golden ticket was where it was at though

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I liked Mr Lincoln Theater!

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

A = Mr Lincoln Theater on Main street
B = Tom Sawyer Island
C = teacups/Mr. Toad
D = Sky buckets
E = Matterhorn

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, colorful gay train

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly that sounds like the best time ever.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Cirque du Solei mixed with Pride

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billion dollar idea.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Iris at the Kodak last week. It was a pretty darn good show.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you bought anything from a pretty redhead in the boutique section that would be my niece.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PSST DAVE – DO NOT TELL THE STORY ABOUT HITTING ON THE PRETTY REDHE——

I’ve said too much.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t enter the boutique. Would not have noticed a pretty redhead while my wife and daughter were present.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rode

the pack mule attraction. I think it was gone by the late 60’s

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wildest ride in the wilderness?

I once stood in line for that ride and listened to that all the way. When I got to the top, I asked the operator if she was sure if it was really the wildest ride in the wilderness. After all, it’s the wilderness. Maybe there’s a wilder ride that hasn’t been discovered yet. She said, “You don’t have to ride if you don’t think you can handle it.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I’ve got a lot of tables

KCAL! FTMFW!

by robotmadeofnails on Aug 9, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

boss

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were basically

asking for a certificate of wildness

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to read Behind the Ears again

or at least the 2nd volume

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no recollection of the “midget autopia”.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humma does

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Driving my car every day is a midget autopia.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remain seated please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a set of of those tickets at home. Guess they are 40 years old.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My family used to save them too. But they were all ! and B tickets

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A and B

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone had A and B left overs.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watts Tower should be seen by anyone living in LA. JMO

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

the towers were built by Italians in the 30s and have nothing to do with the riots

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh, just saying that since G Scott never heard of the Watts riots he may not even know of the existence of an amazing piece of architecture created by one man (not Italians), ONE Italian.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The poor man’s italian Guadi

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it wasn’t just the 30’s it was a life long endeavor once he started.

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simon Rodia

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am old enough

to have been an LAUSD kid back when we took “field trips”. Watts Towers was a standard trip for a certain grade level, maybe 4th grade.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never went from school

But I’ve been there a few times in my adult years. Maybe two years ago was my last visit. They are stunning. Even when the scaffolding was up

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Aug 9, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SamDC

took his kids there during their holiday break last winter, they liked it.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even 3 as of then

That’s a hell of a long time ago

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just yesterday. I expect iiidown along any time now to give you a swift slap across the back of your noggin.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

followed by him talking about how half of Simi Valley used to be orange groves ;)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should remember when half of the San Fernando Valley was citrus groves.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

my Grandpa used to tell me about driving through those groves to Bakersfield to take the train to San Francisco when he was stationed up there with the Navy in WWII

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

now the groves are homes and the naval yard is too toxic to build a football stadium but not too toxic for section eight housing

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh yeah :)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone who was around and in the affected areas

It is somewhat different in that those events were within a given geographic area while this is going on all over the UK which while it may be a small country it is still not just located in the Greater London area.

For someone to throw out Rodney King as an example is someone who did not deal with the aftermath on the ground and in the community.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand

by my point.

To compare the two would be saying that you had a disturbance in Los Angeles and then the next night in San Diego and then tomorrow night Fresno. That is what is happening in the UK right now.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

for g scott
A straw man is a component of an argument and is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent’s position.1 To “attack a straw man” is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by replacing it with a superficially similar yet unequivalent proposition (the “straw man”), and refuting it, without ever having actually refuted the original position.12

:-p

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you use it in a sentence?

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The straw man was played by Ray Bolger.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA then Riverside, then Santa Barbara. England is a tiny space. And Rodney King rioters couldn’t organize with smart phones.

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball bats are going up in price.

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by Julio Pena on Aug 9, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

they can go up in price all they want, stolen is free.

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." - Vin Scully

by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are these riots about the BBC editing out the Jon Stewart House of Commons bit?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure

Irony Committee alert:

When you have to cancel a soccer match because you are concerned about safety outside the stadium, well then you have a problem.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey hooligans haven’t been a problem since they became the butt of every joke about England : )

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zach Wheeler is making the Giants look dumb (11 Ks, no walks in two starts).

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran's not doing much better to make the trade look good

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Beltran

get’s a couple of key hits and the Giants advance in the playoffs, the Giants will consider it a success.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone will collectively shrug and move on with their lives when his elbow explodes in 2 years.

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward is sitting for the fourth time in seven games. Isn’t it time to send him down to AAA so he can actually, you know, play?

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked like Hall of Fame talent last year…sad what has happened.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I have the urge to watch

A Clockwork Orange?

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

the fantastic soundtrack by Wendy Williams

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without looking it up, Wendy (nee Walter) Carlos?

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Switched On Bach!

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like milk?

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by Julio Pena on Aug 9, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

because it's real horrorshow, 'tis

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by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was that not on the list of disturbing movies?

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must see movie

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are dozens of must-see movies that I’ve never seen.

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but this is really must see

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its on a list of movies that I started but never cared to finish

but are supposedly all time classics so I plan on going back and rewatching

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you probably won’t like it

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

netflix thinks I will

but they also don’t get why I didn’t like Taxi Driver

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

red for lefties, blue for switch.

Always bet on black.

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by G.Scott on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume Rivera is sore from yesterday’s idiotic collision.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

great

he was our secret weapon against Lee. What a buffoon.

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by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shame. Rivera has three HR’s off Lee.

by Alex41592 on Aug 9, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care what their career numbers against Lee might be, Miles 5th ahead of Blake 6th is idiotic.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swapping #5 and #6 hitter

Miles v Blake probably at best saves adds X% to your win probability? X = ?

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

X = I KNOW LINEUPS DON’T REALLY MATTER BUT JUST GODDAM DO IT ANYWAY

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by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I like the honesty. Put it to poem.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant

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by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easier Rec

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy rec

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

Managers think this shit is important. What does this say about Donnie Two Times and bench coach Trey Hillman?

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

alternating lefty/righty as much as possible has as much or more of a tangible effect on the teams chances of winning as switching your 5th and 6th hitter. That’s my guess.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemp, Miles, Blake, Barajas, in that order, are all gonna hit righty vs. Cliff Lee.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is more important when you get to the bullpen. Not saying it is important, just that it is probably just as important as the 5/6 switch. The difference is probably just lost in the noise.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably could’ve worded that better, but oh well.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna stand by my limerick.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Aug 9, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand you, but I still don’t get it. Given that Miles is a switch-hitter, there are no lefties to alternate.

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by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s happened to Rivera? Real injury last night, can’t play?

by berkowit28 on Aug 9, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies lineup

Rollins SS
Victorino CF
Utley 2B
Howard 1B
Pence RF
Ibanez LF
Ruiz C
Martinez 3B
Lee P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Apologies - but forgot the Texas A&M fan on here's name

but anyways – the SEC rumors seem pretty strong right now – any buzz?

by oshea2002 on Aug 9, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if A&M and OU are just now figuring out what they signed up for

with this Longhorn Network stuff. The rest of the Big 12 didn’t / doesn’t really have a choice.

by oshea2002 on Aug 9, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Rubby will head back to the DR after surgery - just a guess
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Rubby De La Rosa’s Tommy John surgery was performed today by Dr. James Andrews in Florida.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks like a massive pimp here, btw.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

[link to Shaq picture from above]

by fbihop on Aug 9, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Aug 9, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean his lisp? I think so.

by silverwidow on Aug 9, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea he sounds a little like the Cable Guy. Was wondering if it was my audio feed or something.

"Fast just got Faster"

by BFDC on Aug 9, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Watts

JJ Watts is a beast

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 9, 2011 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Found this looking for my meercat photo on flickr

<img src=“”http://www.flickr.com/photos/rocknjosie/5634820705/" title=“DSCF1728 by rocknjosie, on Flickr”>DSCF1728"/>

by Josie Becker on Aug 9, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Aug 9, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think BH, HJ, and myself enjoyed that at bat.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allen Webster did his best Tim Redding impersonation today.

by Julio Nievas on Aug 9, 2011 4:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

he gave up 9 Hits

mostly all were GB singles… except for 1 Hr and 1 double

by matthewmafa on Aug 9, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to the Pineda / Ogando matchup tonight.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Aug 9, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the Lee/Lilly one? :P

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Aug 9, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna be just like Rocky II. Second result different from the first.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ogando

I wonder if he will get big time money since he will be 33 when he is eligible for Free Agency.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 9, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-Dog is batting cleanup for the Padres tonight. First time in his career Hudson is batting fourth.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 9, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Managers. When will they ever learn, when will they everrrrrr learn.

by Xeifrank on Aug 9, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep dish supreme

and a 312 at the original Gino’s East :)

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Aug 9, 2011 4:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

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SP 44
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