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Clayton Kershaw, Sweep Repellent

Clayton Kershaw is 10-1 with a 1.80 ERA at Dodger Stadium this season.

Clayton Kershaw takes the mound Wednesday night at Dodger Stadium, looking for win number 19, and trying to help the Dodgers stave off a sweep at the hands of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Kershaw seized the major league lead in ERA in his last start, Friday in San Francisco, but fellow National League Cy Young candidate Roy Halladay threw down the gauntlet earlier on Wednesday with a shutout of Houston. Halladay's ERA of 2.34 now leads the majors, narrowly ahead of Kershaw (2.359), Johnny Cueto (2.363), and Justin Verlander (2.364).

For Kershaw to surpass Halladay tonight, he will need to do one of the following against Arizona:

  • Allow no runs in 2 1/3 innings or longer
  • Allow one run in six innings or longer (exactly one in six innings will leave Kershaw and Halladay with equal numbers of innings and earned runs on the season)
  • Allow two runs in 10 innings or longer

Kershaw also needs eight strikeouts to pass Verlander for the major league lead.

Putting aside the relative unimportance of pitcher wins for a moment, if Kershaw can avoid any landmines in his final three starts he will post one of the best winning percentages in Dodgers history. Here are the most wins by a Dodger pitcher with five or fewer losses:

Most Wins By A Dodger With 5 Or Fewer Losses
Pitcher Year W-L
Sandy Koufax 1963 25-5
Preacher Roe 1951 22-3
Don Newcombe 1955 20-5
Orel Hershiser 1985 19-3
Sandy Koufax 1964 19-5
Clayton Kershaw 2011 18-5
Johnny Podres 1961 18-5
Source: Baseball-Reference.com

 

Kershaw was also named on Tuesday as the Dodgers' nominee for the Roberto Clemente Award, which recognizes the major leaguer who "best represents the game of baseball through positive contributions on and off the field." In addition to his breakout season on the mound, Kershaw has donated $100 for every strikeout this season through Kershaw's Challenge to help build orphanages in Zambia.

Kershaw will be honored on the field before Thursday's game. The winner of the award will be announced during the World Series. The only Dodger to win the award, which has been given annually since 1971, was Steve Garvey in 1981.

Ethier Undergoes Surgery

Andre Ethier had arthroscopic surgery Wednesday morning to clean up the wear and tear behind his right kneecap. The surgery, which lasted 35 minutes according the Dodgers, was performed by team physician Dr. Neal ElAttrache in Los Angeles. Ethier will begin his rehab within the next week in Arizona, and the recovery period is expected to last six to eight weeks.

Lineups

Diamondbacks Dodgers
SS Bloomquist
SS Gordon
2B Hill LF Gwynn
RF Upton CF Kemp
1B Goldschmidt
1B Loney
C Montero 3B Miles
CF Young C Barajas
3B Roberts RF Sands
LF Parra 2B Carroll
P Hudson P Kershaw

 

Game Time: 7:10 p.m.

TV: Prime Ticket

MLB Gameday

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Allow two runs in 10 innings or longer

YES.

by silverwidow on Sep 14, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

honestly, men dick measure with each other all day long

and you complain that a woman thinks another’s woman’s looks are overrated?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

honestly, men dick measure with each other all day long

Literally?

by silverwidow on Sep 14, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

not always, it was a metaphor dammit

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly where do you hang out that men are doing that all day long?

by Michael White on Sep 14, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no we don’t

We compete, but we generally aren’t catty and we don’t measure ourselves against each other in that kind of way

but nice of you to think so

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will only add that if I see an very confident ugly man, I assume he’s big dicked.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

good looking, no confidence = small weenie?

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick looking at me like that

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said good looking

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe if men were held to nearly the standard of perfection women are looks wise, you would

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have implanted abs

I implanted them with 12 ounce curls

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, it is your own race that has you in this hole, we care much less then you think we do.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this board is full of smart, professional, educated, and interesting men

yet you guys ogle women as sex objects all the time. imagine what the general pop is like.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

men everywhere, of the hetero bent, enjoy looking at women

some do it online, others while walking, but we all like to look

and this word “sex object” is so loaded, why can’t we just appreciate the beauty – why does it always have to be about objectification

nothing wrong with thinking a women lovely

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

She’s never once thought or said Matt Kemp was a good looking dude.

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i come on here to say your GF is awesome and this is how you repay me? :-)

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew she was awesome 30 minutes ago too

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and no, he's not my type

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

because it is about sex.

looking a good looking women is fun because of sexual attraction

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it might be, but that does not mean the women is reduced to object-hood

the language of the sexual revolution and marxist feminist thought has become so pervasive that we seemingly have to apologize for appreciating one of the great gifts of nature

Not me! I refuse! Women are more than their looks, surely they are! ,All the same, I am not sorry for looking too

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is false. With a mature male, it’s almost exclusively “that’s a nice looking woman” not “man, I’d love to sleep with HER”.

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

weasel words.

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, really?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Undoubtedly. You need to start associating with a higher class of male if all the ones you know want to hump everything with tits.

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, hell

I’m only 18 and I just think of them as good looking, not as something to hop on and hump like a dog on a human leg.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Sep 14, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes – sadly this is true

We pay little attention if those are last years heels

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

heels can be bought

natural beauty can’t be

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

eyes meet beholder

we find women lovely as a rule, and the older and smarter you get, the more lovely women become

of that I am surely guilty

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren't there studies that have been done to this affect?

Mens are dickheads sometimes, but women are far more nasty to each other then men are to them, and men are to each other in my limited life experience.

by nolander on Sep 14, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t need a study simply an ear.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean

VanGogh is all like “What the fuck you guys talking about??”

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to add, I love my wife because she does not do cattiness. At least not in front of me.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s as though we live in a society where women are primarily judged on looks and that influences peoples behavior, male and female.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth and context are always good for a chuckle

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thank you for making my day brighter

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is Andre?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd by Ely?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Parra gets K’d on the nastiest 12-6 curveball Kersh has ever thrown. I know he’ll K off his slider..

by Julio Nievas on Sep 14, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Called strike three, and Parra should totally bail out on it, only to have the ump punch him out.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just what I was writing

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Tschida will be on the crew tonight, but at 1B.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Would be the best “Tell me how my ass tastes” moment

by Julio Nievas on Sep 14, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

strangely enough, I have no desire to know how my ass tastes

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the best such moment would involve someone actually forcing someone else to eat said ass.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Parra hits a home run off of Clayton and walks around the bases this place is going batshit crazy.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

it would be folklore

he would join the pantheon of dodger villains

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Villains!”

you have to shriek it for it to count.

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw is 10-1 with a 1.80 ERA at Dodger Stadium this season.

But what if he could take back 15 pitches?

I before E except in Teixeira.

by G.Scott on Sep 14, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

he would have scored four runs

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

@joe_block:

Mattingly dismissed any Kershaw-Parra confrontation tonight. Says it’s all resolved. #Dodgers #DBacks

by fbihop on Sep 14, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Resolved?

Yeah, Kershaw has resolved to shove a baseball up Parra’s ass!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Eric Fisher / Sports Business Journal
Potentially big bombshell out of Bay Area. Mercury News reporting Bill Neukom to be out as head of SF Giants.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard he was the bomb

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea who he is

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the Neukom bomb Phil

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kills all the bad people and leaves the good people alone?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Head of the Giants ownership group

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is like a Prime Minister who lost the confidence of his party?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he embezzling money too alongside that woman?

that’s what he did in my movie version of this story anyway.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Duke Neukom was not forever.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerardo Parra is going on Arizona radio right now, presumably to talk about last night.

http://www.xtra910.com/mediaplayer/

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The tweet was four minutes ago, and now they are in commercial. Hope the interview wasn’t that short.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disturbing ad on that link.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

One I see is for NFL cheerleaders. Is that the one?

(PS: don’t tell Jen)

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. The one I saw features, I shit you not, Whoopi Goldberg discussing, I further shit you not, female incontinence.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss smoking ad’s, at least they killed you later. Between men boner problems, pissing problems, womans pissing problems, sweaty hands, shaking legs, I’ll take a dancing Doral commercial any day.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

those sad animal commercials are the worst :-(

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not offended by those commercials- it depends on how its depicted

it is a real issue

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Mike Ditka can talk about his dick not working, Whoopi can discuss this.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot male pattern baldness and greying :-)

Just for MEN!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least there’s equal representation in hair dye commercials.

Though I don’t think Loreal promises that you will get to nail the delivery person if you use their product.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so we’re clear, I dislike all ads for pharmaceuticals, regardless of gender. I also dislike the ads for Mike Ditka’s johnson. Dick doesn’t work? Call your doctor. Got a problem with pee-pee coming out? Call your doctor. Keep it off my TV.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, anything that happens in the underpants goes away

anything that has a list of side-effects goes away

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about birth control

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about it? Do I want it on the TV?

Why?

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it opens up a conversation between partners about a different option, etc.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe if they are having that much trouble talking they should shut off the TV anyway

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an ad for a specific brand/form/method of birth control? No.

As a public service announcement, that airs free of charge, encouraging women to take charge of their reproductive health and pointing them to the resources to do so? Yes, of course.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike all ads for pharmaceuticals

Yes, if it involves drugs, it is usually a terrible ad.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless it's alcohol

then its ok :-)

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so long ago, there were no ads for anything harder than beer.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Mike Ditka?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nicely done!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait did Mike Dikta really do a Viagra commercial?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t everyone?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could say that about an entourage cameo too :-)

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can stop a hurricane, but he can’t stop erectile dysfunction.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Dole’s was more surprising

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Sep 14, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My g/f and I sometimes watch this local cable channel that plays a lot of old sitcoms

(MASH, Bob Newhart, etc) and realize we must be about 30 years younger than their main demographic, judging by the ads that are all for medications and adult diapers and in-home stairlift things.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The I've fallen and I can't get up ones

embarrassed but they crack me up… i think it was an old In Living Color skit

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing disturbing about that is if they were wearing pants.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

about last night.

on top of all this, is he nailing Demi Moore too?

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't hear it, has he said anything yet?

I was gonna ask if he’s he the new Ruiz for some people, but no way, no one could take that guy’s place in the dark recesses of our hearts.
#fuckcarlosruiz

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ruiz gets a bad rap, he is clearly just mis-understood

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I think that's just all about him being a decent player who played like a hall of famer vs. the Dodger

especially in key playoff series. Less about type of person he is or anything.

I mean, he’s no Paul Newman!

/summons the Humma Beast

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hatred of Carlos Ruiz is completely irrational.

My hatred of Paul Newman is also completely irrational, but it has been cloaked in the veil of rationality.

Completely different things.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are both rational if you look at them irrationally.

Wait, that doesn’t make sense.

I mostly meant… fuck Carlos Ruiz!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, on that point, we agree.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan, a team of Victorino , Ruiz, and Parra would be fine with me.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord, the unholy trio. Who else you got on that team, Brad Hawpe? Who pitches?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Hawpe sucks

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay
Lee
Lincecum
Kershaw
Kuo

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’ve just picked awesome pitchers, not “I really have no reason to hate this guy but OH MAN DO I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY” pitchers.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t trying to pick an all hate team, as it turns out I would like those three on my team. Pat Burrell however can go fuck himself.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Eisenrich?

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t worth an opinion, he wasn’t very good.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a fan

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before I make a Tourette's joke, let me acknowledge that Tourette's is a serious disease and very difficult for the people who suffer from it.

Now I’m going to make a Tourette’s joke.

In Jim Eisenrich’s honor, we can call the team the Jim Eisenrich GFY All-Stars.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted someone to ask me why Kuo was in my rotation

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. Why Kuo?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He never said he’d answer…

by berkowit28 on Sep 14, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Why?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren

can pitch in the second half, who knew?

by NotJoeTorre on Sep 14, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually root for Daniel Hudson

But I really hope he doesn’t get the win.

by Dodgerblue8188 on Sep 14, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

i almost want to see him give up only a couple runs

but that means we’d probably need a shut out which is possible.

by Dodgerblue8188 on Sep 14, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty good article about Kirk Gibson.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait to ask him if he thinks being manager of the year is more important then winning baseball games.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

F#@king link!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty good article about Kirk Gibson.

HERE

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The godamn thing is on Yahoo. Look it up.

I’m not doing well computerwise, today.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me, sir, what are your feelings about Christina Hendricks?

I ask, because your son seems to have gone insane.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue the objectification lectures from our female compatriots who will also point out that she isn’t all that hot

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Sept 7th Chris Davis struck out five times and those of us you wanted him targeted by the Dodgers were mocked. Okay we weren’t mocked but pretend we were.so the chip on my shoulder has something to steady itself with……

He’s seven for 16 since then with four walks and just blasted a Tampa Ray possible killing three run bomb.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m confused about the relationship between Christina Hendricks and my son, but I’d like to make that climb.
( With apologies to JLS23.)

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Your son seems to think she’s neither all that nor a bag of chips.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidently Bobby said he’s seen better which I doubt unless he’s been spending time with my first wife.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it skips a generation.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the Miata, it is fun car to tool around in, but it won’t get you laid unless you drive one in San Francisco.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked pretty well for me, but I never took it to SF.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it really is the man not the car

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you really wanna get laid, you have to drive a Honda CRV with a backseat covered in a thick layer of crap generated by two small children.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BINGO!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a backseat covered in a thick layer of crap generated by two adorable small children.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’m pretty sure it was the car. I’m fat, ugly and bad tempered. ( I may be somehow related to Humma.) :)

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not fat, but two out of three….

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are not even bad tempered:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Angry” is a bad temper.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might have missed my subtle joke

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

(thinks)

OHHHHHHhhhhh, you’re calling me ugly!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I was calling you confident

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wanted to write a parody of the Wizard of Oz where the scarecrow is singing
If I only had a dick
I wouldn’t be such a prick

but that was as far as I got

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 14, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you Matt Stone and Trey Parker you could stretch that into 22 minutes, easy.

by fbihop on Sep 14, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that movie

It is called “The Wizard of Arse”

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My side of the family must have been hungrier and lazier.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiat 500 is cool. Gearhead chicks will do you for your Fiat 500.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drove one in New Jersey

very fun

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s all that and a bag of Corn Nuts.

No wait, that’s Carly Foulkes. Nevermind.

by silverwidow on Sep 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have eaten chips
I have enjoyed chips
If she isn’t a bag of chips, along with being all that, than neither all that, nor a bag of chips, could be said to exist

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

missed the reply box! I am so screwed up today!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries

You can always link to the comment you were replying to :)

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not without diagrams, instructions and someone to point it out for me.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

More details on Neukom's ouster in SF

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_18895752
 
Since it seems clear that the Giants ownership structure is different and more complex than the Dodgers…so, the closest the Dodgers have to a Neukom would be McCourt himself? Larry Baer is now in charge of the Giants. {hahahahahaha}

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnny Cueto left tonight's game early with a strained right lat

But he also pitched 3.2 scoreless innings. He is now at 2.308 (in 156 innings, which is significant if he is out for the remainder of the year).

To pass him tonight, Kershaw needs to allow…

0 runs in 5 innings
1 run in 8 2/3 innings or longer

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HGT

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 14, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That injury is gonna keep him out, meaning he won’t qualify.

That said, Kershaw will surpass him anyway.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 14, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 150 innings is the minimum

So Cueto had already qualified before tonight.

by The Dude Abides on Sep 14, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

162 I think.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One inning per team game played.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For batting rate stats, it’s 3.1 plate appearances per team game played. Which means Dodgers only need 499 PA this season to qualify for the batting title.

Aaron Miles is 51 PA shy, and Jamey Carroll is 25 PA shy.

Excitement, palpable.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey if you aren’t hype about the race for the second highest WAR among Dodger position players there’s something wrong with you.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then there’s something wrong with me.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier and Carroll have held down 2-3 all year but they’ve been slipping can Barajas or Gwynn catch up? I’m on the edge of my seat.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Jered Weaver is now at 2.399, which is 5th in MLB. Cliff Lee and his sky-high 2.435 ERA is 6th. Loser.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strained lat. He done.

by Alex41592 on Sep 14, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Moore in

Hasn’t struck out anyone yet, he’s not the next Kershaw…

by Julio Nievas on Sep 14, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, after HJs dinner request I want to go to the hungry cat instead of heating up stir fry.

Anyone have any recommendations for a cheaper place to go to during restaurant week. I’ve already booked Bouchon as my spendy place.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BAM Bouchon

First Humma, now you – this is a pretty high falutin’ place we got going on here

I ate at Papa Cristo’s for the first time the other day and loved it

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

join the list of the reply failers

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh Greek gourmet, definitely need to check that out. Sadly not participating in restaurant week though.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of places offering discounted menus at the beginning of October.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This place always soccer on the TVs in the bar.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those that like to read

Just finished “The Art of Fielding”

If I had one more hand I would give it 3 thumbs up

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ordered it from Amazon, can't wait to read it.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 14, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it was a dead skunk, filled with maggots, and I was a dog

I would roll around in it

it made me want to start it again as soon as I finished it

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am, but in the madness of the afternoon I misplaced that quote somewhere loose in my brain

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite movie, but I have to be careful using quotes from it. I keep forgetting that everybody is not me.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the way the MLBN guys are talking about it

they’re gonna be dissapointed if Kershaw doesn’t plunk anyone

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 14, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

got to fill the open space that is sweet lovely silence

Sports television without a game is polution

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those talking heads on MLBN just go on and on about nothing, hoping to create a story.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I much prefer those talking heads

over the ones @ Baseball Tonight. I’m a big fan of MLBN

by Greg Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re right.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Sep 14, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

only by comparison do I prefer them
but not for companionship do I want to hear them

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

your post made me think of

Prufrock and this

“In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.”

exactly what TV heads are

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still

Even Dodgers Live is slightly more high brow than that.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Sep 14, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are Schlitz

the champagne beer

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

21 potential wins on a good team.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona’s announcers are the worst (understandably). Between Kennedy and Suttton working the phrase “NL’s best offensive catcher” into Montero’s 1st at bat 3 different times, they have the biggest inferiority complex ever about people recognizing their players. And this is on a local broadcast to their own fans.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Sep 14, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of odd that Fielder answered the question

but he said out loud what everybody knows:

“I’m signed for this year, but being real about it, it is probably the last year.”

In reference to Ryan Braun, his slugging teammate and fellow NL MVP frontrunner, Fielder said, “It’s been great, unfortunately, this is probably the last year of the one-two punch… But I think it’s been good, [five] years, him and me. Hopefully, we can go out with a blast.”

Braun:

Certainly, he will get some huge offers in the offseason. So for us right now, we are just trying to enjoy while we’re together, enjoy the fact that he’s still a member of the Milwaukee Brewers and accomplish as much as we can this year."

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

not just NL MVP frontrunner, fellow NL MVP frontrunner.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 14, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yeah. Hate it when a guy that’s not even the best player on his team gets it.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent just gave you stinkeye for moving his trashcan

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 14, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a chance he can catch Bautista. If that’s not amazing I don’t know what is.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah in any good metric. He would have to finish strong and Bautista would have to slump but still Bautista had Barry like numbers in July.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 14, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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