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Dodgers Hire Alex Tamin As Director Of Baseball Contracts, Research And Operations

Clayton Kershaw and Matt Kemp are going to sign contracts with the Dodgers this winter, overseen by new hire Alex Tamin. How many years will those contracts cover?

The Dodgers on Thursday hired Alex Tamin as Director of Baseball Contracts, Research, and Operations, essentially taking the role of Kim Ng, who left the Dodgers at the end of spring training to become a Senior VP of Baseball Operations with MLB. Tamin has been hired by various MLB teams in the past 15 years for arbitration cases, including working with the Dodgers.

Tamin, who got his law degree from UCLA in 1995, will work with General Manager Ned Colletti on all contract matters, and will be the lead person on all arbitration cases.

Ng famously helped the Dodgers to win their arbitration case with closer Eric Gagne in 2004 after the bespectacled reliever win the National League Cy Young Award the season before. The Dodgers could have another reigning Cy Young winner heading into arbitration this winter in Clayton Kershaw.

The Dodgers haven't actually gone to an arbitration hearing since 2007, when Ng and the Dodgers won their case against Joe Beimel. But just because a team doesn't see the inside of an arbitration hearing doesn't mean there isn't a lot of work going into it. There is a tremendous amount of research done by both sides even before filing a salary figure, and that work on the Dodgers' side will now be done in house by Tamin.

For a wonderful look inside the arbitration process, I recommend listening to an interview with John Coppolella of the Atlanta Braves, from earlier this year with Kevin Goldstein on the Baseball Prospectus Up & In podcast.

For the Dodgers, Tamin will also oversee the day-to-day baseball research and operations. "Alex will be a tremendous asset to the baseball operations staff," said Colletti. "His background has given him a wealth of experience in contract negotiation and arbitration cases and we think he adds an important element to our team."

Here's hoping Tamin's first orders of business are dotting the i's and crossing the t's on a pair of long-term extensions for Kershaw and Matt Kemp.

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very important post right now!

by Gen3blue on Sep 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

By Post

I meant Position.
.
But this Post is probably important, because it contains news of the hiring.
.
Of course the fact that I post this is probably a bit ridiculous, as I often am.

by Gen3blue on Sep 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it doesn’t happen, Eric will be dotting the i’s of several kittens.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

As always Eric saves his best line for last!

by jrock247 on Sep 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops i meant to rec that… mouse finger got trigger happy

by jrock247 on Sep 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvmd i did rec it.

by jrock247 on Sep 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If

Derrick Hall still worked for LA, I would be stretching for a Tamin y Hall pun right about now.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a Boss Tweed

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done sirs

In the 19th century, they announced political maneuverings via Tweeder.

{sorry}

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by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Tamin anagrams to…

I, Next Lama (I didn’t know that Kim Ng was a Lama)
Nix Tamale (always a bad move at Dodger Stadium)
Lax Inmate (I did hear that DS can feel like a prison these days)
A Lint Exam (Navel gazing?)
I Exalt Man (Always necessary if you work for Frank)

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I'll take the Lax Inmate for 100, Alex.

And as a reward, you can place yourself in this sketch by Hymn Pony Tot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyb-dlVrrz4

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by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that last one

reminds me of the Dawn of Man sequence from Kubrick’s 2001, which must bear a striking resemblance to the Dodger front office.

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Menial Tax (Surcharge for mediocrity) or I Ax Mental (Gets crazy on the guitar?)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

USC favored by 12.5 over Arizona

This looks like such an easy bet for Zona. Its like stealing from the casino

by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

watch your thumbs and kneecaps

by G.Scott on Sep 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else notice

How Aaron Miles has regressed to lower than his career average slash line?
Career: .281/.320/.352
2011: .275/.314/.346

For an OPS that’s .12 below the career average of a horrible player (.672 vs. .660)… Can we please move on next year?

by Bard in Black on Sep 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

it's funny

When he was hitting the ball we were losing. When we started winning I’m assuming his numbers went down. If I remember correctly he was batting around .300 for most of the year.

by Dodgerblue8188 on Sep 29, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you adjust it for ballpark

His OPS+ was 84 this year, compared to a career 73 before this year.
He got over .300 on June 11 and dropped below it for good on August 3.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still,

an OPS+ of 84 is pretty bad… And it’s probable that he regresses again next year. I’m just saying, he didn’t have the stellar Lasik-fueled season some seem to think, and I’d be more than happy if he went somewhere else next year.

by Bard in Black on Sep 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh he's definitely a 25th man type, nothing more

and when your 25th man type nearly qualifies for the batting title…..


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings fans

Will be happy to know Doughty signed.

8 years/56 million

by Alex41592 on Sep 29, 2011 8:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

YES!!!

glad they worked it out, will head to Jewels From The Crown now. I guess he got his yearly figure, the Kings got the contract length they were aiming for. Can’t wait for the Kings season.

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

and I’m not even really much of a Kings fan.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Sep 29, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell, it happened. Glad Lombardi gave him the extra 200k a year he wanted

by G.Scott on Sep 29, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to work for MLB or a baseball club!!

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Send your resume and a nice letter to Alex Tamin, Los Angeles Dodgers, Dodger Stadium, 1000 Elysian Park Avenue, L.A., CA 90012.

I’m quite serious. Do it today. Congratulate him on his new position.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that might not be such a bad idea!!

At the very least, congratulate him on his new position
i love it.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you dont do it, i will be very disappointed.

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will

I don’t want you to be disappointed at all.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

She got huge breast implants, sold a billion records, and got world famous!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

her christian pop manager refused to let her be in my crappy band! major disappointment

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I had a GF I would want mintx to get all disappointed in her

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My disappointment powers rival those of a [[stereotyping stereotype]]

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Katy Perry’s boobs were real?

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

unsure

but as a teen, she looks a bit…erm different.

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

family values have been documented to impede breast development

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about

“teenage dreams”. and “fireworks”.

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a David Lynch montage set to M83

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty Blonde walks into a void in an alleyway and a backward-talking midget gropes her.

Enter Crispin Glover.

Something happens in a darkly-lit theatre on stage that is inexplicable. Radiators sing and time bends slowly.

Silencio.

{curtain draws}

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot

someone getting their head smashed into a corner of a table

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to let the script breathe. I figured the dwarf and Glover would do something weird and violent together.

Y’know, improvisation and all.

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friends and i

made the coolest school video project ever in the 9th grade. we had scenes from to kill a mockingbird (i think) done by different directors. Tarantino and Lynch were the ones I remember the best. the lynch one had a kid dressed as an old lady, holding a log, while I squirted ketchup on a flower.

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could have cast Elizabeth Berkley and had a hit.

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really dont. Unless you are one of the big dogs, it aint all its cracked up to be.

by UCLADodger32 on Sep 30, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question:

Does anyone here remember/know anything about GEnie and/or Delphi – early online services from back in the day?

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

vaguely

but i still remember my Compuserve email: 548263478921

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

I was on Prodigy and bought a flight using Sabre

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's sabre?

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is this thing called the internet and you can search and learn about things like

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1563/is_n2_v12/ai_13990655/pg_2/

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's currently using

Prodigy. Can she access that from using Gopher or Newsgroups?

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i JUST learned what Gopher was today!

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously

you didnt spend your middle school years looking up bass tabs for weezer songs

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a document that explains it all

I can send it to you via Kermit

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work with Bill Catchings at ZDLabs – I know him well

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you have such a document,

please send!!

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe

Sabre is still the main ticketing system for airlines, though they may call it something else

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm trying to get some more info on them

like names of people who were involved in it.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GEnie was a GE division

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

gonna get my Infinite Jump on!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

basically, i'm curious to know if those services

allowed you to store personal files on them.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

any file that you upload to the server

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that does or does not contain personal info? does a wav of Monty Pyhton saying “SPAM!!” count?

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kemp is Awesome

Kershaw kicks ass.

Dee Gordon is really really really fast.

by Cool Dudes on Sep 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio Velez was the vibrant, pulsating rainbow of the 2011 season

without him I couldn’t have made it out alive

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trippin’ Through the Dew like my man Suttree

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spendin’ all day, trying to grow a sluttree

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’s the teaching gig?

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s really, really great. my freshman class is learning how to blog “the right way” (i used some TBLA posts as an example) and my other classes i have been doing a lot of mentoring and stuff. super cool

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were Eric Stephen posts.

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he's happy to know

he’s corrupting minds through a proxy now. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

As the negative voice of reason, let me say that there was nothing disappointing about the 2011 season.

One can only be disappointed if outcomes fail to live up to expectations. But take a look at the predictions thread: as a group, we pretty much nailed it. It looked like an average club, and that’s what we got.

But the way we got it! I will take a CY and MVP season, with the team playing its hottest baseball at the end of the year. What better way to convince oneself that things will be different next year?

I had a good time this season, and I’m telling Spawn not to worry — we’ll get ‘em next year. And I’m almost ready to tell myself that, too.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

right…

two sips of juniper juice and he becomes this total hope slut

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slut yes

Hope no.

Bride is named Tiffany, making her the only Ph.D. astronomer with a stripper name.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miss Cleo says wuut

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

smart girls with bad taste in men is where its at

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clink!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll drink to that as well.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I'm gonna feel bad for Francona

this was just posted:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/manager-terry-francona-expected-to-part-ways-with-red-sox-092911

I know the collapsed and all, and that he should’ve done some things differently maybe, but given their pitching woes, the Crawford signing, lots of other factors, seems like he’s being scapegoated a bit here. But guess it’s not surprising.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus, the last time the Red Sox fired a manager, he deserved it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that our homespun guy, Grady?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was. How you feelin’, Pedro?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"You know it's going to happen sooner or later. Tonight, it happened."--grady

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m not the kind of person who yells at his TV. And I’m not a Red Sox fan, so I didn’t have a dog in this fight. And I was barely watching. But even I was like WHAT THE FUCK, GRADY? HE IS TOTALLY DONE!” – my neighbor, the next day

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I read the article
Epstein said that club officials already had been meeting to discuss how the team crumbled, and that, "nobody blames what happened in September on Tito."

“That would be totally irresponsible and shortsighted," Epstein said. "As an organization we have to look at our successes and failures, and what happened in 2011 — we take full responsibility for it. All of us collectively look at it as a failure. I’m the general manager, so I take more responsibility than anybody.

"But I know we don’t believe in scapegoats, particularly blaming Tito for what happened in September. We all failed collectively. We’re all together in this; we’ve got to live with that. We’re not pointing fingers at any one person in particular."

I have seen some scapegoating in my time, but… seems like Epstein is going out of his way to (a) be conciliatory while (b) denying Francona whatever it is he wants (more power in the organization? more money?).

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true, I'd just seen Ken Rosenthal's tweets about the article and only read the first half before posting it

reading the rest, seems like they are not scapegoating him in any way… Except Francona may still be gone.

But given his contract situation allows for a parting of ways without any axing the timing is certainly interesting and gives them an out to not officially scapegoat. Still… you’d think a who lead them to their two WS victories of the modern era and is still very respected would get more rope. But yeah if there’s power struggle on top of it, seems it’s more than just a simple scapegoating/

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"a manager who..."

This isn’t Dr. Seuss, underdog!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure theo understands

that a manager is mostly irrelevant.

So i think Francona is probably safe.

by Joey Joe on Sep 29, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not the sense I'm getting (that he's safe)

Another update via MLBTR:

Francona will ask the Red Sox to decline his option years, reports Daryl Van Schouwen of the Chicago Sun-Times. A Major League source tells Van Schouwen that Francona “has had his fill of the whole thing” in Boston and wishes to leave.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So rather than scapegoating, he's goat-scaping?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goatscaping

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. I asked for that, really.

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by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like

it was a mutual thing

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Parks and Rec with the nerds doing spreadsheets in their mothers basement joke. Well done Ken Tremendous.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of great jokes in that one. Hilarity ensued.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best part was hit face lighting up when he got found what kind of spreadsheet he got to work on.

Thursday Night was uninspiring.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lifetime's GIRL FIGHT

looks great. or horrible. or both. or neither.

it’s like FIGHT CLUB but about young girls FOR old ladies.

by mintxcore on Sep 29, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m trying to decide whether to watch Penn & Teller’s new series.

On the one hand, they might be enormous gasbags whose annoying bullshit takes away from the things they do well.

On the other hand, I always want to like them.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I got comped Penn and Teller seats at Bally’s in Vegas

Sat right next to the stage

endlessly entertaining and amazing in person

Never need to see them ever do anything ever again

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What channel is it on?

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Discovery. Wednesdays after Mythbusters.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to like David Blaine, then Criss Angel for a short time. Magic is not magic; it’s simply fooling the audience into believing what they’re seeing. I love the guys that admit that.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful photo on www.latimes.com

I believe The Dude Abides is our resident bioluminescence expert.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

far out

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by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one fine ass

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just ate

an Italian sausage sandwich with Italian sausage sauce. Meat on meat FTW.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Meat on meat FTW.

Easy

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear bone on bone hurts like the dickens.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meat on meat FTW.

Lucky Pierre!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Yes, it just occurred to me that one might term my meal a “sausage fest”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

mcat

[mirthfully chuckling at this]

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

True or False

MLB Network has a lot of airtime to fill.

Before you give your ruling, point of information:

They are about to break down all eight playoff teams and rank them position-by-position.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

And Name it Bobby.

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bobbie.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I’m not a puppy or Bobbie. lol

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

true

but hearing Bowa absolutely rail against UZR was worth some chuckles

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Josie True Story: late night edition

Lousy literally means louse+y, over covered lice. When someone is lousy, they are probably full of crabs.

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Old Boys' Life joke

Grandma: “Johnny, there are two words that I want you to stop using. One is ‘lousy,’ and the other is ‘swell.’”

Johnny: “OK, Grandma. What are they?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reading the jokes in Boys’ Life was a mirthless affair.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure that wasn’t:

Highlights for Children

Best doctors office magazine of all time + Goofus and Gallant

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positive

I was a Cub Scout and received Boys’ LIfe.

My Jewish mom wouldn’t subscribe us to Highlights for Children and their vaguely pro-Jesus content.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t seem vague to me.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

because we were 10 and you were, um, older

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The really seditious publication

was My Weekly Reader

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fact they still used all these publications when I was in school just shows how monopolized the kids literature market really is : )

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

If you think I was the shittiest Cub Scout in existence, you’d be right. They disbanded our troop before I could become a WeBeLo.

Hm. At least, that’s what they told me. I suppose I don’t really know for sure. Maybe they just all continued on without me!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just not the Snoopy type.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a VHS tape somewhere that says you’re wrong!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webelos wobble but they don’t fall down.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

my younger son has a weeble wobble treehouse. toys are only interesting until they figure out how they work.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize I was an atheist back then

but I hated the boy scouts from the word go

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was never a cub scout, but ended up, somehow, as a boy scout for one year, whatever the youngest year is (11?). It pretty much sucked, but there were a couple guys in the troop that really added to my dirty joke collection, which was a plus.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you avoided the 13 year old circle jerk

I was with Marty, I had older brothers who mocked the boy scouts so I mocked them too

I would do anythng they told me to

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was the oldest, so I had no example in the house to follow.

I’m sure y’all like Tom Lehrer’s take on the boy scouts.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course! From memory:

If you’re looking for adventure of a new and different kind
And you come across a girl scout who is similarly inclined
Don’t be nervous, don’t be flustered, don’t be scared…..
….Be prepared!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually the first Tom Lehrer song I ever heard, but it was a cover! My father had a 10" EP of Tom Lehrer songs sung by some guy that he bought in his college days, class of ’55. I believe they would have all been from his first album then. Be Prepared was the first cut.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although someone did have to explain to me what “Don’t solicit for your sister, that’s not nice” meant.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

…unless you get a good percentage of her price!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think that if Betty White can host SNL, Tom Lehrer can be the musical guest and give us some new songs.

I would bet that he’s kept his hand in it over the years — and seeing no reason to spoil his legacy by releasing new songs while he is alive.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Spending Hanukkah in Santa Monica wasn’t enough to satiate you?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Shavuos in East St. Louis!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those Eastern winters, I can’t endure ‘em
So ev’ry year I pack my gear and come out here til Purim

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck em

Goofus was an idiot and Gallant was a kiss-ass

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about the search for hidden items thingy?

you rebel

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taught me how to find fiddles hidden in trees and that Goofus was a total dumbass.

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by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dealing with dumbasses: highly useful life lesson as it turns out.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had a subscription

didn’t have to wait to go to the doctors office

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a long involved joke about a scoutmaster fixing his stuck car horn. The punchline was him saying, “Beep repaired.”


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood the thing with swell. It’s just a dandy, like dude, but I guess people didn’t like dandies back then

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dude” has completed the long road from pejorative to just another word.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard my mother say “sucks” the other day

I was floored – I vaguely remember getting smacked for using that word in 1976

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mother washed my mouth out with soap one time

When I said the N word

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

from age 7 to 15 my best friend was African American, and we were at each others houses all the time

One time I said “She sleep” in-front of his mother instead of “She is sleeping”, I was immediately lectured by my friends mother on proper English and how it would not do for me, a white-ish kid, to talk the way that they did when they were at home together. She ended it with a hug.

it was all very caring and incredibly memorable

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got smacked for “smells.” Specially, for saying that I wanted Oreo cookies, and not the knock-off Hydrox brand, because “Hydrox smell.”

My mom threw a fit. I didn’t understand then, and I don’t understand now.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I imagine you were punished for

Cookies don’t have noses! Bad ones stink, but do not smell.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine it was more like when I wouldn’t eat the store brand peanut butter, and then my mom threw it out the front door

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, that’s my mom for ya. When Bride and I came back home to visit before we were married, we had this conversation:

“Where is Girlfriend of Kavula sleeping?”

“What do you mean? She’ll sleep in your room and you’ll sleep in the basement.”

“Isn’t that kind of silly?”

“I want to set a good example for your sisters.”

“They know we live together.”

“I feel I owe it to Girlfriend’s mother.”

“She bought us a larger bed, so we could sleep together when we visit them.”

“Humma, drop it. I know what you do out there…….. in California.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that your mom calls you Humma

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well sure, but i’m more interested in why folk hated the dapper set so much. Like zoot suits. The fact that they were a thing and upset a lot of people makes no logical sense to me

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Class warfare. Might as well be wearing a Journey T-Shirt and womens jeans.

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by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the problem with Zoot suits was the chicanos, blacks, and Eye-talians wearing them

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to my dad

Who probably would have joined in in beating them up if he had the chance back then, zoot suiters were considered homosexual to the local military people.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they really were the hipsters of their day.

Is he gay, or does he just really like v-necks?

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by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hipsters are so ironic they don’t even realize the irony of thinking a sixty year old term is new

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this part

hipster (n) a person, especially during the 1950s characterized by a particularly strong sense of alienation from most established social activities and relationships.

These were kids that felt there had to be some other form of music than top 40, and started listening to pirate rock radio stations. New hipsters are just mad KROQ doesn’t get their setlist from pitchfork

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

everybody is looking for the new sound Honey but its still rock and roll to me

B. Joel

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hip to be square /somehack

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you find a station that plays Wilco.

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by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

is the new album good? big fan

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly you’re asking the wrong guy.

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by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should check that out. New Art Brut was surprisingly weak so I need something new.

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by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly weak

Yeah, I’m shocked, shocked, that that group turned out to be just a joke that got taken seriously.

The first album is a lot of fun, but…..

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next two didn’t live up to the first one but were still solid. This one just didn’t work.

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by regfairfield on Sep 29, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t honestly call myself a big fan of Wilco, not because I don’t like them — I do — but because they have some HUGE fans.

That said, “Jesus Etc” off of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot? What a song.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are amazing

that is their best song. sky blue sky might be close #2.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw them on the Yankee Hotel Foxtrot tour, Jonathan Richman opened! Sunken Treasure was great live.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Jonthan Richman as a headliner. Dengue Fever opened. They were something — you could tell they were gonna break out.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

one of my fondest concert moments came when i saw Nickle Creek and they did “I am an American Aquarian Drinker” during an encore. I just about lost it.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

X, The Blasters, Ackerman Ballroom, UCLA, 1981. That is all.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw

[a little drunk here] i think that song’s about 9/11. original theory.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see where you get that — “tall buildings shake” — but I’d prefer not to think that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it doesn't have to be

just a great great song. documentary of them playing at tipotina’s in n.o. is great too.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a huge fan

Sky Blue Sky is probably my favorite album. I think I’m in the minority on that

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's great

i love it and YHF, and Being There is amazing. Can’t say I listened to last one that much.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

just watched Mayor of the Sunset Strip on cable

it’s quite a sad portrait really, the guy is just a music junkie who never figured out how to manipulate people…it’s rather romantic, to be honest.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was floored by “control” about the joy division guy. my wife listens to that.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you like that, I think you’d like 24 Hour Party People. Steve Coogan plays Tony Wilson, the Factory Records guy.

SPOILER ALERT

At the end of the movie, when he’s lost everything, he gives what is for my money one of the best movie lines of all time:

“My epitaph will be, ‘He never sold out.’ I protected myself from ever selling out by having nothing to sell.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Ian Curtis

I actually liked 24 Hour Party People more, which was not a biopic but more about the Madchester scene

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Sep 29, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you folks know your movies.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey josie

what do you call a sticker that goes on a window? A decal? I’m thinking of a ranger rick sticker on a bedroom window.

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Romans are on line one

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully you've got call waiting

because the Greeks are on line 2

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

when your society puts women and small boys on the same social level, but small boys are actually better because they’ll turn into men….you can’t really call that gay

by Josie Becker on Sep 29, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably “awesome” is the word you are looking for, but now we are just talking symantics

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

seem to recall that if you were gay in some native american tribes it was cool, you just had to live like a woman and everyone was down with it

not sure if that is true, but I heard it somewhere

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that in the movie “Little Big Man?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic 8ball is foggy – says ask again later

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Big Man

Would you like to come in and rest on soft furs?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bow in Marty’s direction.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen that move at least 20 times.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

movie

Yikes!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I have seen it exactly once, on VHS, 10 years ago or more.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 29, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very quotable movie

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

is THAT what that title meant?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of those

doesn’t everyone know that things for me. I’m always using that word like “I’m lousy with meetings today”, etc.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 29, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a charming home spun usage

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how my dad used it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chad Moriyama's take

on the NL MVP race.

Anyway, my own formula of WAR has Matt Kemp at 8.4 and Ryan Braun at 7.4, a clear advantage as far as objective analysis goes. Additionally, before any accusations of bias seep in, I would just like to state that the far easier way to go about this would be for me to cite fWAR (8.7/7.8) or rWAR (10.0/7.7) or WARP (8.1/6.9), metrics that all have Matt Kemp beating Ryan Braun quite handily.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 29, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Because every race should simply be decided by WAR

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t his only argument.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you want more than you have
You think you need…
And when you think more than you want
Your thoughts begin to bleed
I think I need to find a bigger place
Because when you have more than you think
You need more space

by kinbote on Sep 29, 2011 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball to the Groin!

Bringing you the best punk, post-punk, and noise rock from the US/UK and beyond!
91.3FM KXCI, Wednesdays 2:30-5:00 AM (stream online at www.kxci.org)

by Julio Pena on Sep 29, 2011 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This contest is over!

Give that man the $10,000!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear

a guy getting hit in the nuts will never not be funny.

by ishXdavid on Sep 30, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Tamin helped Represent the Angels when they beat K-Rod in Arbitration before the 2008 season
Rodriguez, the American League’s top fireman who was coming off three consecutive seasons of 40-plus saves, sought a salary of $12.5 million. The Angels offered $10 million.

On Feb. 22, at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort in St. Petersburg, Fla., Rodriguez sat on one side of the conference room table beside his attorney, Jay Reisinger, and the players’ union general counsel, Michael Weiner. Rodriguez, in a brown-pinstriped suit, never spoke.

He faced Angels general manager Tony Reagins on the club side, followed by Rosenthal, fellow attorney Alex Tamin, MLB officials and observers from the Boston Red Sox, Pittsburgh Pirates, New York Yankees and Blue Jays.

From the OC Register.

by StolenMonkey86 on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

He’s very frequently mentioned alongside the late Mark Rosenthal, as the two often worked together on arbitration cases, as they wrote this article together on sponsorship exclusivity. Mark Rosenthal argued Gagne’s arb case (though I don’t know if Tamin worked on that as well).

by StolenMonkey86 on Sep 30, 2011 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Last Chance

http://www.truebluela.com/2011/9/29/2458303/fifth-annual-tbla-postseason-contest

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:48 AM PDT reply actions  

So Matt Moore is good enough to pitch the first game of a playoff series but not good enough to start in August?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

yes

/JoeMaddon

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it more a stragtegic surprise move like Chapman last year?

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Ray / Moore fan but I hope he gets his head handed to him today.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they just wanted

to rest his arm

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also don’t forget the Post seaon Xeifrank contest.

http://www.truebluela.com/2011/9/29/2459572/9-30-lds-simulation-contest

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Tamin is going to be a busy man this winter

1. Ink Extension for Kemp
2. Ink Extension for Kershaw
3. Sign some bloke to a 9 Digit FA Contract
4. Defeat Loney in Arb
5. Defeat Andre in Arb

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Yankee's Versus Verlander
PA  AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS

Nick Swisher 54 48 8 2 0 3 7 6 19 .167 .259 .396 .655
Derek Jeter 33 28 10 1 0 0 0 4 7 .357 .455 .393 .847
Jorge Posada 26 21 7 3 0 0 5 4 3 .333 .462 .476 .938
Mark Teixeira 26 22 3 0 0 1 3 4 7 .136 .269 .273 .542
Robinson Cano 25 23 4 1 0 0 0 2 4 .174 .240 .217 .457
Alex Rodriguez 25 21 4 1 0 1 4 3 4 .190 .320 .381 .701
Eric Chavez 15 15 3 0 0 1 1 0 4 .200 .200 .400 .600
Brett Gardner 13 8 3 0 0 0 0 3 2 .375 .545 .375 .920
Curtis Granderson 7 6 1 0 0 1 1 1 2 .167 .286 .667 .952
Andruw Jones 6 5 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 .200 .333 .800 1.133
Russell Martin 5 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .400 .400 .400 .800
Ramiro Pena 5 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 .600 .600 .600 1.200
Eduardo Nunez 3 3 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000
Greg Golson 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000
Total 245 212 50 9 0 8 23 28 58 .236 .333 .392 .725

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 9/30/2011.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

long term contracts

Can someone explain why Ned keeps mentioning Ethier in the same breath with Kemp and Kershaw when talking long-term deals? He’s not in that class, nor would you want him to be the face of the franchise because of his volatile personality. In fact, I’s love to see him be moved. What gives? Doesn’t Ned give credence to his comments and behavior? Or does he think Andre has crossed over into PVL territory? I’m confused.

by teach4life on Sep 30, 2011 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

flip it around

maybe he sees things we don’t, or don’t want too. Maybe he thinks he’s an actual good player who likes LA and wants to stay?

I’m just playing devil’s advocate, but let’s not steamroll Andre out of town just because you may not like him.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe he’s trying to depress Kemp and Kershaw’s value by comparing them to Andre.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe he doesn’t want to rip on Ethier in public and he might have learned something from the Kemp situation?

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe his public comments

don’t matter and we shouldn’t spend 5 hours debating them

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey let’s not go too far.

They matter when they help me prove whatever point I’m trying to make.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

20 minutes is okay though

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

17.3

max

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ned’s public comments were the only things about this team interesting enough to talk about for a couple of months.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know not every question is asked by someone who knows everything already. A simple honest answer might be all they are looking for. Not everyone reads every post and every comment here.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

kinda funny watching that thread develop

just got snarkier and snarkier.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is a nice reminder

well done

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Kemp his contract expires in 2012, Andre has a career OPS+ of 123. You will be hard pressed to find many rightfielders with a higher OPS+ over the last five years who are not making uber money. Up until this year Andre has been the better hitter.

From a PR spin you don’t ignore the guy in the same boat, it does not hurt anything to include Andre in these comments even if you don’t think you will be signing him to a long term deal. You never know what might happen, Kemp could blow off the team while Andre may decide to sign a team friendly deal.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

nor would you want him to be the face of the franchise because of his volatile personality

Nonetheless, he was still getting the biggest cheers in the stadium until Matt Kemp’s MVP run, and even that somewhat coincided with Ethier’s season ending.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tigers Versus CC - watch out for the BOOM BOOM
PA  AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP   SLG   OPS

Magglio Ordonez 79 71 19 5 1 3 18 7 8 .268 .329 .493 .822
Brandon Inge 67 58 11 1 0 1 3 7 15 .190 .299 .259 .557
Victor Martinez 27 25 6 1 0 2 3 2 4 .240 .296 .520 .816
Ramon Santiago 26 24 7 1 0 0 0 0 1 .292 .292 .333 .625
Ryan Raburn 25 23 4 2 0 0 3 2 8 .174 .240 .261 .501
Delmon Young 24 24 3 1 0 0 0 0 7 .125 .125 .167 .292
Miguel Cabrera 22 16 9 1 0 2 11 4 3 .563 .591 1.000 1.591
Jhonny Peralta 21 17 1 1 0 0 1 3 5 .059 .190 .118 .308
Austin Jackson 14 14 4 1 1 1 2 0 7 .286 .286 .714 1.000
Alex Avila 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .143 .143 .143 .286
Wilson Betemit 6 5 3 1 0 0 1 1 1 .600 .667 .800 1.467
Will Rhymes 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000
Omir Santos 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000
Total 371 332 81 16 2 10 45 29 71 .244 .305 .395 .700

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 9/30/2011.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

also

Miguel Cabrera is good at what he does.

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

OUT GO THE LIGHTS!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney is an idiot
For his work, and for his importance to the Brewers’ success, Braun should be the NL MVP; Matt Kemp had a spectacular season for the Dodgers, but Los Angeles — hampered by ownership issues and the team’s inability to spend on needed improvements last offseason — never contended this year

And this is what the actual MVP instructions say:

It is up to the individual voter to decide who was the Most Valuable Player in each league to his team. The MVP need not come from a division winner or other playoff qualifier.

by Greg Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 9:10 AM PDT reply actions  

i wonder how many voters

actually know that

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand the case for Braun, but I don’t see how our ownership issues have any bearing on whether Kemp should win the award. Seems like a convenient excuse.

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have been

To put up with Olney all season, I gave up. The man has his own east coast bias, and I don’t think that he is a true Dodger fan any more.

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney: I’m smarter than you, and here’s why

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

How

Do you paste a box in the comments?

by bhsportsguy on Sep 30, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I belive that is
a blockquote
inside another blockquote.

Indeed.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa...

that’s like Inception…

by ishXdavid on Sep 30, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except we have female characters who make sense ;p

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beware the wrath of Josie.

And Maddz revenge.

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Josie doesn’t scare me simply because she’ll use a bunch of words I wont understand. Which will prove my point.

by VegasBlues on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

or is it that you’re just awe struck by my prestidigitation?

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know I am awe struck at the constant need to consult a dictionary every time you post.

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

My head just exploded

by VegasBlues on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Proving that she can pull the “Sheldon Cooper” through the interweb.

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not supposed to interact with the donkey.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man. I had a weekend. We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, “Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows.” And, you know, it’s a woman fuckin’ a horse. And you get there and you’re thinking “Oh, a woman fuckin’ a horse.” And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It’s kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin’ it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been merging that story with my own TJ story for years and no one ever picks up on it.

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were no backrooms in your TJ story that I can remember.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

remember, my friend went in the backroom with the lady of the night, while my other friends were watching the (horseless) show, and then my friend ran out the room with his pants down screaming “She called her pimp!”

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were many layers to this story.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It should be presented in indented blockquote form then.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really have to tell it in person, tipsy, to get all the expressions and hand gestures in

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am certain JLS23 had sense drilled into her by her mom.
And DodgerSF has the good sense to remain loyal to the Dodgers in the face of living in enemy territory.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

2012 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers
Starting at Third Base, David Wright
Starting at First Base, Prince Fielder
Dodgers ink Matt Kemp to a long term contract
Dodgers lock up Clayton Kershaw long-term
Matt Kemp named 2011 National League MVP
Clayton Kershaw wins National League Cy Young
MLB forces McCourt’s sale of the Dodgers
ishXdavid is fast asleep at his desk ZzzZzzZz

by ishXdavid on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m getting vertigo.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just returned Rope to Netflix?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Qwickster©

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

or

are you looking into a pit?

your mind=blown

(drops mic)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Venn Diagram!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

In some dying thread once

I took block quote nesting to the max. The result surprised me a little.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that is pretty

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

can you make this into an image?

because this needs to be facebooked.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably?

but since I’m old, I would just take picture of it with my Blackberry and call it day.

by ishXdavid on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't on purpose

I thought I had 2 separate quotes going

by Greg Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers didn’t have an inability to spend last winter.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

e.g., Uribe and Guerrier? But was that spending “on needed improvements”?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

MVPs that were not on playoff teams post-WW2

AL
Alex Rodriguez – 2003
—end wild card era
Cal Ripken – 1991
Robin Young – 1989
George Bell – 1987*
Don Mattingly – 1985*
Jim Rice – 1978*
Rod Carew – 1977
Jeff Burroughs – 1974
Dick Allen – 1972*
-—end division play——
Brooks Robinson – 1964*
Jackie Jensen – 1958
Al Rosen – 1953*
Bobby Shantz – 1952
Ted Williams – 1949*

NL
Albert Pujols – 2008
Barry Bonds – 2004*
Barry Bonds – 2001*
Larry Walker – 1997
—end wild card era
Barry Bonds – 1993* :)
Andre Dawson – 1987
Mike Schmidt – 1986*
Dale Murphy – 1983*
Keith Hernandez – 1979**
Dave Parker – 1978*
George Foster – 1977*
Joe Torre – 1971*
Willie McCovey – 1969*
--end division play——
Roberto Clemente – 1966*
Willie Mays – 1965*
Maury Wills – 1962*
Ernie Banks – 1959
Ernie Banks – 1958
Hank Sauer – 1952
Stan Musial – 1948*
Bob Elliot – 1947

  • signifies team was a very close contender (2nd place finish or w/in 3 games of playoff spot)
    • signifies a shared MVP

by StolenMonkey86 on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

(drops mic)

StolenMonkey86, he out!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good Stuff

ha ha on Bobby Shantz, his bio might have been the first baseball bio I ever read when I was but a teapot. Bit remarkable he won the MVP as a little left handed pitcher whose team did not make the world series.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

forgot Ryan Howard 2006

by StolenMonkey86 on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

By “end division play” I presume you mean “begin division play”?

by berkowit28 on Sep 30, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was working backwards

by StolenMonkey86 on Sep 30, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you this, Whitney did get better.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

see? It just needed time. Even the Office pilot wasn’t a breakthrough in comic technology

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

They could make it… better?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly it was still a long way from good.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fully ready to admit Whitney is probably a “see if it gets renewed and then go back and watch it on Netflix” show

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

she has an enormous mouth

pretty girl, but an enormous mouth

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

A large and wonderful mouth from what I have heard.

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do like that it swaps the traditional sitcom roles around so it’s the woman that comes up with crazy schemes and the man is around solely to make sure she doesn’t drink bleach but even with that it needs to stop being a beat for beat replay of a King of Queens episode.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lucille Ball

wants a word with you

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank god for old people, if not for us these kids would think they invented the fucking world

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ms. Cummings is acutely aware of sitcom history. She even does the “Whitney is performed in front of a live studio audience” voice over.

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ricky kept her from drinking bleach and he played the bongos.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

When he wasn't

porking every skirt in sight

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

really

that dude was drowning in ass

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was the accent

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some things in Hollywood (Not Joe version)

never change

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 30, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was lousy with it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to nitpick, but that’s a lousy catchphrase.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

lousy with nitpicks!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

“This bar is lousy with birds tonight”

I hope someone says that on a TV show sometime soon

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

what was the last sitcom

with a British star?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Belvedere

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

he played Bowser in a Nintendo Ice Show

might be one of the greatest things I have ever seen

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you consider House a sitcom, then House.

If you don’t consider House a sitcom, explain why not.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never seen an episode of House

notta one

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s what you’re missing:

1. It’s never Lupus, except when it’s Lupus.
2. House is an asshole
3. In the last five minutes of every episode, the B story line will miraculously give House the missing answer to the A story line

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What he is missing

is Hugh Laurie. Gotta get some Hugh Laurie up ins your cranium.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

um, no thanks, already ate

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just stream a bit of A Bit of Fry and Laurie on Netflix.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

the formlua is simple

the result is always awesome.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

ITS A DRAMEDY

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

shit they are the same thing aren't they?
As opposed to stand up comedy and sketch comedy, a situation comedy has a storyline and ongoing characters in, essentially, a comedic drama

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

no they’re not. One’s half hour, the other is a whole hour

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be honest

even if thats true, its stupid.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, wikipedia is always right! I don't want to hear it Joe!
Can be either half-hour or hour long episodes. However, shows which use a 30-minute format tend to be more comedic with dramatic elements that keep storylines going forward, while shows which use a 60-minute format tend to be more dramatically based with humour used throughout the show as either comic relief or to punctuate certain scenes.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Characters’ backstories tend to have a greater overall effect on story line. Often something a character has done in the past will catch up with him or her, as opposed to more traditional sitcoms where a character’s backstory is unlikely to be referenced by the story of the week.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is a fine reference tool for things you don’t really care about

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 60 minutes long.
/rigidity


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

while i freely admit my boobery

i meant American sitcoms

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

obvi

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

riddle me this Josie

has there been a UK sitcom with an USA born star?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kristen Schaal was developing a show, but I never went to series. The answer is yes, Will Arnet and DAvid Cross starred in the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would say they are moreso

seeing as how US television keeps ripping them off.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

truth, this is truth. Although they copied Law and Order

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember seeing commercials for a show on Showtime

about a married couple who had written a successful British TV show, that was going to be adapted in America. It was all about how the Americans wanted to change everything and the couples trials and tribulations.

it had Joey from Friends in it as well.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just laughed how in the commercial

the big TV exec tells them how much he loved the original show, then the coulple hears later that he’s never actually seen it.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Nanny

Wasn’t the father British? Would he even be considered a star?

by ishXdavid on Sep 30, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a mite uncalled-for!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's three catchphrases for the week, vote for your favorite!

“What? I went to Vassar.”
“Suck it, Mr. Crabs.”
nah, I’m changing it
“I’m Brita, In a cage!”

nah, only Mr. Crabs works out of context

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked one last night but I’ve already forgotten it and it was none of those.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna guess

“I’ll just put on my star wars pajamas, sit in my mom’s basemen, and pour over some spreadsheets”

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was great, but it was kind of comment that was used, made me laugh, I repeated it, my wife laughed, and I said I’ll have to find a great place for that (thinking of TBLA) and goddammit I’ve already forgotten it.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with P&R is that the obvious is too obvious and you are simply waiting for them to get to where they need to go. Rob Lowe also needs to stop wearing haircuts as though he’s under 35.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly had no problem with any minute of Parks and Rec last night, thought it was hilarious from start to finish

(including everything about the entertainment center and the NBA stars hanging around)
Except I did think Rob Lowe’s bit got a little tiresome.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 30, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Rob Lowe’s story had a crap ending. But yeah everything else was solid

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey tech people

I’m having trouble using this site in Chrome. It doesn’t update properly, meaning I can’t Z and I can’t comment or reply.

IE is working OK, but IE sucks when the thread gets big. Chrome generally works better, except when it’s broken.

Any advice? I cleared the cache, but that didn’t work.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I use Chrome often (mainly with videos or flash games) but never for this site. I use Firefox for this site and most other sports websites I go to.

So basically, I am of no help and am just typing for the sake of typing.

by VegasBlues on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

works for me

sucks for you

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't that

the Twix catchphrase?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome is also working just fine at home. It’s on the work computer that I’m having issues.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Writing copy for the Smurfs has made your computer rebel against you.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Quiet, you!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use Firefox for TBLA without problems.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto. Both home (Mac) and work (PC).


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try downloading Firefox this afternoon.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Firefox doesn’t work, I’ll try that. Thanks.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use chrome exclusively

and never have any problem. Re-install

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only use Chrome now

I’ll guess you’re just too damn old and are doing something wrong, much like Kelly, except he’s at least 3 times as old.

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

fanboi

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use Chrome most of the time

and I only have problems when I have so many tabs open that they don’t show icons anymore.

by StolenMonkey86 on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric is running with the big boys

tweet

@dylanohernandez Thanks to everyone who read/followed me this season. Special thanks to @stevedilbeck, @BillShaikin and @truebluela for their help.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:34 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hey

there was a time when all those “@” would have tried to autoformat that thing. Did they take that “feature” out? Cool.

@test@test@test @test @test @test

Yep.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Dylan on to something new?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

When your team is done, it’s like year end for the beat reporter. Time to close up last year and start the cycle again.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might be covering a playoff series or two for the Times. As of like a month ago I don’t think it was decided yet.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blockquote to the max
.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

EXTREEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t yours?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

they were probably Aztecs

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

M.C. Escher says, “What is that?”

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make this into a jpeg image

it’s awesome!

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Sep 30, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason

I just realized that Humma is close to halfway between my age and my daughter’s age, about a 15/13 split, IIRC. That is somewhat disconcerting.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Not bad for an English major.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disconcerting that Josie knows you and Humma’s age.

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

she must keep a spreadsheet

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Brandons, who were the Top TBLA Member Prospects in 2011?

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

is there a

Rookie Poster of the Year?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be intersted to see a dumb awards thing for posters here

That just takes up time as a filler and has absolutely no point.

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have room on your mantle:)

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

look at him try to act like he doesn't care

he’d put it in his sig if he won one. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind winning some awards

though I’m sure they wouldn’t be friendly awards, haha.

“Most Naive Poster goes to….”

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you got the

“lol” title wrapped up. And you did it legit!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Craig was in his normal seats on the Reserve, and Josie was in the Field Box Section 124, who would get to Maddz/Gary in the Loge section 101 first if they both started at 07:23?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the texting while going down the stairs

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I

Claim this is a false question since a person cannot go from the Reserve Level to the Loge Level in a normal circumstances.

by bhsportsguy on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a “trick” question, not a “false” one.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

i heard this line

with Marisa Tomei’s voice from My Cousin Vinny.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also you because you can go up without a ticket, but not down.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson Cooper just did a piece on Reddit being the Internet’s go to source for pictures of underage girls, so I’d start looking for a new news aggregator.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Gawker’s been examining this for a while.

If you want SFW evidence, just Google reddit.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering it has

what, 20 million users? Thats not really true.

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by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

to me it seems like stuff that gets a ton of upvotes is from college freshman

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mentally at least.

I’ve got way too wrapped up in this thing and the average user is in the 18-29 range.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

the facts just so people don't get the wrong idea

when he says underage, he means jailbait. None of it is illegal, none of it is kiddy porn. None of it is forced upon users of the site, you would have to actively seek it out to view any of the content. Its not added by the people who run the site, but linked to by the actual users. Those are the facts.

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by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

There is no kiddie porn.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

people should be looking at 4chan then. on second thought, dont look at 4chan. ever.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Sep 30, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

good advice
dont look at 4chan. ever.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what 4chan is and I never intend to find out

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

good, good

for the love of all that is good and decent, forget you ever heard that name. I’ve never been there myself, but i have been described some the things that go on there. I wish i could bleach them from my mind.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm certain half the members of MCC are on 4chan

There’s a TON of hackers on there for some reason. Hackers and nerds.

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

theres just a ton of young

tech savvy people. The site gets a ton of traffic.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

only thing I think is kinda funny that come from there is pedobear. esp since some polish newspaper thought pedobear was one of the vancouver olympic mascots.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably a good example of why you should always put a subject with picture posts.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also one of the most popular sections of the site (like I said, just google reddit and see the results).

It should be easy to add a “hey don’t post pictures from 15 year olds girls Facebook” rules.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The second they do that the site dies

they have a staff of seemingly less then 10 people, and when they tell their users they can’t do something, its going to end up the same way Digg did with that stupid HD-DVD key code or whatever it was, users will rebel and post the stuff everywhere and they will simply not have the manpower to stop them.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, they need to hire more moderators, or hell, get volunteers, the Internet is full of people who want some tiny amount of power.

Regardless of how true it is, a major news network has labelled Reddit as pedophile world and if they don’t try to stop it, the only ads they’re gonna get are from stolengirlfriendvideos dot com.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am actually really interested in the sociology of Reddit. The commenting system creates an echo chamber effect and it seems like over time this leads to more and more repugnant views gaining legitimacy.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spend a prodigious amount of time on Reddit. Any of the major reddits, the ones that are by default added to your “front page” are pretty crappy. /r/politics for example is pretty horrible. If you want to get the most out of reddit you are better off finding the smaller, better moderated communities and specialize in things, such as /r/fitness /r/gamernews etc.

Most subreddits already have mods, when you create a reddit you become the “head” mod and can then deputize others. Most subreddits though have a hard enough time as it is now just dealing with spam.

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by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

/r/blahblahblah

Makes it sound like it’s just yet another way of presenting the (now ancient) newsgroup concept. Be careful when poking around the alt.* newsgroups.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It kind of is

you make posts to a “subreddit”(group) and then people can comment directly on that post, be it a rant or a link to a different website.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are very picky about who they let advertise on their site actually

but when it comes to the content they really want to take a free speech above all approach. Right now the prevailing opinion on reddit is that its a slippery slope so as long as something isn’t illegal it shouldn’t be censored on the site.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I guess that’s the problem is that an “anything goes” mentality on the Internet leads to it becoming a haven for people with horrible views since anywhere else kicked them out long ago.

If they’re fine with being the number one result on Google for jailbait that’s their choice, but this isn’t a problem that’s going to just go away.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhat amusingly

/r/jailbait which is the result you are reffering to has actually been banned due to some unsavory moderators by the admins(admins run the site moderators are users who run subreddits). Of course people just made other subreddits, so the content still gets posted.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh…that’s actually not a link to the site and is SFW.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

its a link to the gawker network

even worse then nsfw content

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by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers coaching staff will return intact in 2012

Don Mattingly – Manager (second season)
Dave Hansen – Hitting Coach (second season)
Trey Hillman – Bench Coach (second season)
Rick Honeycutt – Pitching Coach (seventh season)
Ken Howell – Bullpen Coach (fifth season)
Davey Lopes – First Base Coach (second season)
Manny Mota – Coach (33rd season)
Tim Wallach – Third Base Coach (second season)

by Eric Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Likewise

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, I like the coaches we have now.

by OB12 on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was kinda worried

That Wallach might seek out one of the managerial openings.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it got out that BA RISP is his key way to judge talent

Theo decided he was going in another direction

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Worried we might lose the windmill? Really?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

really

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

New Red Sox manager :-( I could see it!

But glad he’s sticking around indeed.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 30, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Ken Howell lost any digits this summer.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

However

Antonio Alfonseca is looking into that.

by ishXdavid on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Howell’s coming back? WGT in 2012.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give Lopes a raise.

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d bet he did.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Sep 30, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not for the exorbitant

Cost and time spent away from family and friends, if I had the interests that Josie and Maddz had, the UK would be the place to be. Soccer and religious artifacts at every corner, proper English and there are places where one cannot but find a pub every 200 feet.

by bhsportsguy on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

So if you were a girl, London is the place to be?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bucky Showwalter hates bunting

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

stop it

can’t you just let me hate in peace

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bunting draped on the railings at stadiums during the playoffs at least.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well done.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s the Del Harris of baseball

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phil replaced Del, didn’t he? Or was there some turkey in the middle?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy was interim, did you know he is a scout for the Lakers?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta earn that contract somehow :)

by Eric Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meant, interim between Phil’s.

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Devine finally relented.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t necessarily mean to discount how good Doug Fister has been for the Tigers, but I can’t remember a bigger dropoff in starters from Game 1 to Game 2 than CC vs. Verlander to Fister/Nova.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Fister is a rookie correct?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Third year.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. He’s a good four years in.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, three.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fistedo01.shtml

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

really hadn’t heard jack about him until he went to Detroit

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Tommy Blackjack

Fister? I hardly know her! He was a somewhat breakout guy last year, just not as good as this year.

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I heard that Chin Lung Hu might have hit a single.

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by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

i don’t really pay all that much attention to the Mariners

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fister walked five guys in 70 innings for the Tigers.

Five.

He walked 32 in 146 for the Mariners.

WTF

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I predict an exploding Nova on game two

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Google has offered Hulu 4 billion dollar allegedly

hm, maybe I should get that 99 dollar Logitech Revue

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by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

i don't know what this means
Hulu has been identified as a possible candidate for an IPO by 2013.22 On August 16, 2010, a report revealed that Hulu is planning an Initial Public Offering (IPO) which could value the U.S. video viewing site at more than $2 billion.2324

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by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers Lineup via BaseballPress.com

1. Ian Kinsler® 2B
2. Elvis Andrus® SS
3. Josh Hamilton (L) CF
4. Michael Young® 1B
5. Adrian Beltre® 3B
6. Mike Napoli® C
7. Nelson Cruz® RF
8. Yorvit Torrealba® DH
9. Craig Gentry® LF

by Alex41592 on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

game starts a 2pm

right?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

gracias

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wat

Napoli is catching and Yorvit is the DH?

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of registered names there. (Yes, I know.)

by berkowit28 on Sep 30, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leyland put all five of his starters on the playoff roster. Clearly, he’s going to use a 5-man rotation, because Verlander is meh.

Actually, I like the plan. When Penny is getting bombed in the 2nd of game 4, Porcello will come in for the next 4 or 5.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Shocked Penny is on the roster.

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Netflix has now dropped from a July 13th 304 high to currently 128.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll just leave this here
Non-beige homes approved in Irvine

http://www.ocregister.com/news/irvine-319425-fivepoint-city.html

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by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

this

is fucking hilarious

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reading the current Jayson Stark chat is greatly entertaining. Almost every question is why he has Braun over Kemp for MVP, and its pretty amusing to see how many cliches he spits out while poorly defending his rationale.

by UCLADodger32 on Sep 30, 2011 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

He was

Basically said that he gave the nod to Braun because he had great numbers during the Brewers stretch run to the post season.

This is fucking bull shit.

by Julio Nievas on Sep 30, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I know

other then a few.

If the Dodgers were in 1st place
If Ryan Braun’s team was in 3rd place
If Ryan Braun had Matt Kemps season
If Matt Kemp had Ryan Brauns season

And the media was talking up Ryan Braun as the de facto MVP, Dodger fans would be going ballistic.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

who is this new voice of reason at TBLA?

It would make me happy for Matty if he won, but I make few judgements and hold fewer grudges over this

When do we hear the results anyway?

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awards are mid to late November. MVP is last.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Won’t they be sooner this year since they started the playoffs sooner? Still a long damn time.

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I thought, like after the WS….

sheeeat, I am done talking about this as of right now.

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is irrelevant to what I’m talking about. I’m talking about why Stark gave the nod to Braun, because he got hot in September, yet Kemp had better overall numbers.

by Julio Nievas on Sep 30, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly we'd have it both ways

But in the current situation, it is BS that the reasoning for Kemp losing the MVP would be Braun being on a playoff team. Make it about the offense, defense, and the numbers. Also, the teammates, because Kemp didn’t have Fielder :)

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need more action here

http://www.truebluela.com/2011/9/29/2459572/9-30-lds-simulation-contest

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by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-nba-arenas-20110928,0,6853678,full.story

I had no idea the Lakers paid rent based on ticket sales. So for every game canceled Staples takes a double hit if the Clippers have the same plan.

For example, the Lakers don’t pay rent at Staples Center but pay an undisclosed percentage of their games’ ticket sales to the arena, according to one source familiar with the arrangement who was not authorized to comment publicly.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

file that under things that seemed like a good idea at the time

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Jackson is dead

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite phrase from my childhood I am looking to revive

“a month of Sundays” – meaning literally 31 weeks, but really just means a very long time

Usage: “I haven’t seen her in a month of Sundays, don’t know what she is up to these days”

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

OED first usage
“1759 H. MURRAY Life & Real Adventures Hamilton Murray I. x. 121 The commander..swore he should dance to the second part of the same tune, for a month of Sundays.”

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

fwiw

My buddy’s sister used to work for KEEI. She texted him that Francona resigned. /dontkillmeifi’mwrong

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I never know if that is actually re-signed or resigned

Because I wrote them both as resign(ed) because i’m usually a lazy grammatical poster.

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool

He’ll get a good contract wherever he goes next I’m sure.

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like

he asked the Red Sox to decline the options he had for the next two years.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

getting out before told to get out? Or were those locker room issues as bad as he claimed?

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

sick of dealing with asshole bostonians?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 30, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Major League source tells Van Schouwen that Francona “has had his fill of the whole thing” in Boston and wishes to leave.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Williams has probably already called his agent.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t confirm any of this. He told me an hour ago and I don’t see any mention anywhere. He’s been wrong before.

by kinbote on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

some crazy stuff is starting to come out

like something about how the pitchers who weren’t starting that day would go and drink in the clubhouse.

Whether this was allowed or just kinda tolerated by Francona, I don’t know.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

he just thought they were drinking water, but he knew something was up when they started throwing up between innings

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a thing?

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure but it seems mostly harmless.

How many players play hungover?

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

something that the public will gasp about, but has been going on forever

guys drink beer when they get pulled out of the game too

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mickey Mantle like to drink and sleep around?

SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder

does drinking in the clubhouse constitute drinking at work? Even if you aren’t scheduled that work that day?

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before my time in the Navy they would routinly (sp) go out for liquid lunches.

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Dad was a set painter in the 70’s – they used to have a tool box with a full bar

Full disclosure – I sometimes have a drink with lunch or a glass of wine at 3PM if I am not seeing a client that day. When with clients I have two!

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

drinking at work is only a problem if your job prohibits drinking at work

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Damn you Bouton, you may never set foot in yankee stadium again.”

by Grimjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Walter Payton did what?

ARE THERE NO HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t read it, even if true, seems like more of a dick move than throwing the ball in the face of some intern

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think guys on days off having a beer is probably that rare or crazy

now if they were drunk fools…..

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Terra Nova sucks.. wtf man!

by NotJoeTorre on Sep 30, 2011 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

really? the heavy CGI show with no discernable plot let you down? Can’t believe V, Falling Skies, Terra Nova let you down

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I needed something to watch this fall. Boardwalk Empire isn’t gonna fill an entire week

by NotJoeTorre on Sep 30, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off the top of my head

Walking Dead is returning, Luther, Bedlam on BBC America, Playboy club has leggy women, other stuff

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psych is coming back!

Archer is semi-back, and It’s Always Sunny is back.

by Ivdown on Sep 30, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They filmed an ep of IASIP at my school last year. Danny Devito was spewing a stream of profanities in the hallway. I gave our AP a small amount of whatfor for allowing them to do that with students around.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the beginning, I assume it didn’t matter?

by NotJoeTorre on Sep 30, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

short-haired Inara couldn’t save V eh?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Sep 30, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

she tried, but one can only act so hard infront of a green wall

by Josie Becker on Sep 30, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the original series being a big thing, even though the bad lizards were silly-looking.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays Lineup

Rodriguez ss, Upton cf, Longoria 3b, Zobrist 2b, Damon dh, Shoppach c, Kotchman 1b, Jennings cf, Joyce rf

Moore P

by Alex41592 on Sep 30, 2011 11:45 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Rodriguez led off only three times this season.

by Alex41592 on Sep 30, 2011 11:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I messed up – I thought the Brewers were on at 11AM today, was all set for a baseball lunch

by Hollywood Joe on Sep 30, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

ME TOO.. I woke up and was ready for some baseball.

I thought the Rays game was at 2 Eastern

imdumb

by NotJoeTorre on Sep 30, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

coming back to the Dodgers or retiring?

by NotJoeTorre on Sep 30, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

After his season, with his salary, he has to be a non-tender candidate.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Sep 30, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

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