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Clayton Kershaw Named 2011 Sportsman Of The Year By LA Sports Council

Add another honor to Clayton Kershaw's trophy case. The ace of the Dodgers has been named the 2011 Sportsman of the Year by the Los Angeles Sports Council. He will be presented with this award at the seventh annual LA Sports Awards on March 15 at Club Nokia at LA Live.

The Sportsman of the Year Award is given to "the local male athlete whose performance and character best exemplified the ideals of sportsmanship during the calendar year." Kershaw is the first Dodger to win the award.

LA Sports Awards Sportsmen Of The Year
Year Player Team
2011 Clayton Kershaw Dodgers
2010 Derek Fisher Lakers
2009 Pau Gasol Lakers
2008 Kobe Bryant Lakers
2007 David Beckham Galaxy
2006 Elton Brand Clippers
2005 Matt Leinart USC

For his efforts on and off the field in 2011, Kershaw was named an All-Star for the first time, he won the National League Cy Young Award, was the Dodgers' nominee for the Roberto Clemente Award, won a Gold Glove, was named to the Sporting News National League All-Star team, won the Warren Spahn Award given annually to the top left-handed pitcher in baseball, and was voted by his peers as the NL Outstanding Pitcher by the MLB Players Association.

The LA Sports Awards will air on Prime Ticket, with airing dates to be determined.

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I feel fairly confident in saying this

that Clayton Kershaw sure is a nice young man. His kin must be proud

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

I bet he doesn’t drink many caffeinated beverages.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I bet he doesnt even drink alcohol…. he is a straight edged kid forsure…. probably didnt go to one party in highschool.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He did not live a Varsity Blues life I bet.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want your life!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want…
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to wait for our lives to be over.

by ishXdavid on Jan 12, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always been suspicious

of seemingly squeeky clean good guys. Not with Clayton. Real deal.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

If he drops to a knee

all bets are fuckin off

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

First and foremost, let me…

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

… praise my Lord and Savior for making me a lefty!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

David Beckham won it in '07?

He’d only been in America half a year when they gave out the award

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

who knows… Fisher in 2010? what the hell did he do? By the way, whom did we draft Josie, and is he any good? when is Beckham gonna resign?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

the Galaxy had last pick in both rounds, so the picks are…ehhh. MLS draft is becoming more and more like MLB draft, where you’re stocking the minors more than you’re filling holes on your roster.

Beckham. Who knows, he’s the new Brett Favre

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers sucked, Clippers sucked, Angels and Lakers both out in first round of playoffs. John David Booty didn’t exactly capture the hearts and minds of LA.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the Avengers?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Emma Peel captured my heart and mind.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Classic show done wrong by Val Kilmer and that awful group of people who call themselves screenwriters.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, Val Kilmer ruined the other great series, The Saint.

Ralph Fiennes ruined The Avengers.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I did misremember that.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess Man from Uncle will be the next series to be bewitched.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they still talking about Clooney for man from uncle?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wish them into the cornfield

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Bride really hated The Saint for Elisabeth Shue’s portrayal of a quantum physicist. “I almost have cold fusion solved! It’s on these little pieces of paper! I just need an hour to figure out the correct order to put these little pieces of paper!”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

seems fair to resent that

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Mrs Shue, I still found it unwatchable.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

what is it

attainable yet still hot?

sweet and a little slutty?

Homey and safe?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If she can go for the completely repugnant Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, she can go for me, too!

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

my dad worked with the guy who wrote Leaving Las Vegas.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The question is

did he live Leaving Las Vegas?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing she would not be a fan of the TV show Eureka

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the saint was a tv show?

til

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

blow yourself

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I only remember the val kilmer The Saint movie, and I loved it.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

And he still stirs his tea anti-clockwise.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have gone with Blake Griffin myself

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2007?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil has always been a forward thinker

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hides in hole, I did some assumptional skipping

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This kind of stuff drives me crazy

Apparently, you will be unable to watch Mariners games in Alaska.

I dated a girl in college from Alaska who was (and presumably is) a huge Mariners fan. If I understand this correctly, Alaksan fans who want to watch baseball will have to buy League Pass and then be able to watch all teams but the Mariners.

by Michael White on Jan 12, 2012 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

The MLB blackout policy is so dumb.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Give that man an extension

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The weirdest part of the blackout policy is that teams are signing 15 year deals that continue it.

If baseball is only available on cable 15 years from now, it’s going to seriously hurt the sport’s ability to attract younger fans who will look to the web for everything.

by Just Jake on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

your TV is going to also be your household’s hard drive and server soon, where you can access any tv station or website from any screen in the house wirelessly. Paying for NFL Sunday Ticket and MLB.tv full game packages will be the same thing.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

except that won't be allowed to happen with the deals that jake is referencing

content providers are going to take everyone down with them before they will be willing to join the modern age.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like the music industry

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If the modern age is you don't have to pay for it

then yeah, they will take everyone down.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love to pay them

to be able to get my content in a modern forward thinking way. Instead they refuse to take my money.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i want to have a centralized server for my residence and be able to play my music, movies, and internet from any screen in the house. It’s not hard, just expensive right now. I want to play WoW on my TV without hooking up the cpu tower dammit.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wireless streaming to your tv can be done for under 200

but thats to just like… 1 tv

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

right. the potential of wireless information and services is still largely untapped.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt I'll get

to the point of wanting more than 1 TV. My mother, by the time she died, had a TV in every room, always on the same channel

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

was she the architect?

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If she was

then they’d all be the same thing, but they’d all be slightly different. Its like a TV version of “spot the differences.”

by EMDarrow on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

well if its just you no need for 2

I have my battlestation in the living room, my wife has her adequate tv in the room.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i want a second tv monitor next to my current one, but have no idea what i’d use it for.

Shut up, David.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as I have my Ipad to carry around I have no need for TV

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If I had a separate TV I wouldn’t be able to have an opinion on Storage Wars or Millionaire Matchmaker.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously dude

millionare matchmaker? That is just not ok. That show makes me both want to vomit and put my fist through the tv at the same time. “hi i’m patty and i’m going to help people find love by being the biggest bitch in the room”

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that you know about that.

I am going to have to hug G for not subjecting me to that shit when he gets home.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

some of it was at my old apt the gfs controlled the tv

and my computer was in the living room so what can you do. Some of it is my wife still watches that crap. I refuse to be in the same room.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s amazing because she fails almost every single time, which makes me happy because she’s a terrible person.

I’m not a big TV watcher so I generally just cede control.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

I guess that works as a silver lining

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I like

battlestation as a description

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The MLB blackout policy is so dumb.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

As a matter of policy anyone living in Alaska should be allowed to watch anything they want for free. Anything.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If I lived in Alaska

I’d need the Alaskan version of the AMF

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s how Palin’s daughter got knocked up

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, she dumb, that’s how.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah, she drank an AMF.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

serious? shit im moving to Alaska…. probably isnt anything to do over there but get wasted… my kind of state.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

they also have no sun for part of the year.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that made up for the 24 hour sun other parts of the year?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Robin Williams and Al Pacino told me so.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

When I saw Insomnia, I was like, “WTF? That’s why they have blackout curtains. Big heavy curtains, no light gets through. Boom, darkness, you sleep.”

Then I went up north of the Arctic circle and saw the midnight sun. They had these thin sheets on the window. I didn’t catch a wink of sleep.

I completely changed my opinion of the movie.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

HUMMMA

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

HERE I AM

Rock you like a mild sprinkling.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn't this addressed in the movie

that it was actually really dark and he was ust going bonkers

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was too angry to pay attention to what was actually happening in the movie.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

baseball round the clock!

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend if mine used to play in the Alaska summer league back in the 80’s. They would play games at midnight. Then, he’d go to the bar. The bars have to close for one hour each day, so at 5 AM they would throw everyone out. My buddy would get a newspaper and read for an hour, then go back in. He had no trouble sleeping (er,,,passing out.)

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

it is

but not being able to see the sun makes people a bit cray cray

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You bet

I fucking hate standard time. I’d die in the northern latitudes

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll also die in the Altadena latitudes

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to think

it was Palin who got knocked up but covered it up by pinning it on her daughter

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

and the father was an elk

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to think it was Michael Palin that got knocked up because someone didn’t know he was called Dennis.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole state is a reality show.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Dorah The Explorah

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dora the Explorer goes to Bora Bora, shouts, Tora! Tora! Tora!

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Lights a menorah, sees the Aurora with Richie Sambora and Cat Cora while listening to “Shake Senora.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dancing the hora?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And perhaps putting some of the local flora in an amphora.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and drinking the wine with old Cat Cora

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I like her.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

damn it, Cat was already used

Too bad in Japan they don’t pronounce it Sayonora

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Melvin Mora?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

in the south they say Zorro(a)

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

on the flora

and how about you fauna, ya wanna?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Table fail?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Not showing up for you?

Or did the commenter say something to draw your ire? :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I loved Jose Mesa.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What are your thoughts on Omar Vizquel?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a spark plug.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He has potential

Let’s wait a couple years

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So you weren’t an Indians fan is what you’re saying.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

When I started playing roto fantasy baseball as a freshman in high school, jose Mesa was a solid mid-late round pick!

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Because anyone who saw the 97 world series knew to stay the hell away :)

And today I learned Mesa had a big league job in 2007.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The first two rows render white text on white background for me, so they appear as if they are blank. (I see the text black when I select it.)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird

What browser are you using?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't realize until I opened the article in the editor that the background in those rows is supposed to be blue!

Firefox.
I just now edited the thing, copying the bgcolor specification into the td tag (my terminology is likely AFU) and leaving it in the tr tag. It renders correctly for me now.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

c'mon Dave

Babies know that. You know what that makes you? A fetus!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 12, 2012 6:33 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Throw in hashes

and I’m with you

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

When something seems as perfect as Clayton seems to be I can’t help but feel that were being duped. I’m a strong believer that when something seems to good to be true it always is.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

as far as what? his baseball skill seems real, does anything else matter?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“the local male athlete whose performance and character best exemplified the ideals of sportsmanship during the calendar year.”

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Awarded to man who got a divorce because he cheated too much.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

is there such a thing as cheating to little?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but there’s cheating within acceptable limits in some relationships.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

if its within acceptable limits

then it shouldn’t be reffered to as cheating

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Extramarital activities?

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

we are all adults here(no we aren't)

SEX

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

there was a polyamorous couple on Nightline last night, reminded me of Berkeley

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I listen to Dan Savage’s podcast every week. Poly is discussed just about every single episode. I’m at the point that I’m no longer surprised/shocked by it. It just seems like another way to live.

Not my way, of course. I only have eyes for Bride.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

this was a previously monogamous couple, but the man dude didn’t want to have a kid, so he suggested his wife take up another lover, and they all live under the same roof

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wanna make sure I follow: so she had a kid with dude #2 and now all four of them — woman, dude #1, dude #2, and kid — all live under the same roof? Is that what’s happening?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

so dude #2 and wife take care of baby, and dude #1 just what, hangs out with wife sometimes?

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Where does she find the time?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

she schedules intimacy time with both lovers (seriously) and they sort of raise the kid village style (kid is a toddler now). Dude #1 now apparently likes the kid, now that he’s a person.

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, so dude #1 has changed his mind about raising kids now that the kid is here? I retract my statement below.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

now there is just the awkward “say hello to Uncle Bob” talk when the kids asks questions in a couple years.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine the awkward part

will be the kid having to deal with everyone else who will give him shit about it.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

right, but now he’s helping to raise some other guys kid, and that other guy occasionally has sexual relations with his wife

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, THAT part I think is OK after listening to too much Dan Savage.

It’s the “I don’t want kids but I will live in the same house with you while you have a baby” that didn’t make any sense to me.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

ditto

minus the savage part

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This is unamerican

lets burn them at the steak. Mmmmm steak. Shut up stake.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think anyone there was married.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure at least one pairing has signed domestic partnership papers

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You're probably right.

Even if they haven’t, this is a palimony state. They lived together long enough to be “common law”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I was under the impression there is no “common law” in California.

by Michael White on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Most states, including California, DO NOT recognize common law marriage. Colorado, Rhode Island, Washington, DC, and a handful of others do acknowledge common law marriage.

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

funnily enough, most states don’t recognize common law, but DO have illicit cohabitation laws on the books.

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Given that you can get palimony, does it really matter? I guess you don’t get next-of-kin privileges?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

My opinion there: That is not going to work out for Dude #1. The reason you don’t want to have a kid is that you don’t want to raise a kid. That is OK. There is nothing wrong with not wanting kids.

But if you live in the house with the kid and the kid knows you are having a romantic relationship with mommy and you are always around, you are raising a kid.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Dude #1 now wants a kid and the woman doesn’t want any more kids.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue Strother Martin

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't really see how that solves the I don't want kids problems

now there are kids everywhere, but none of them are his. Do the kids actually just leave him alone? I mean their still gonna be loud and obnoxious, cause, ya know, their human. Her 2nd husband was human right?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The house looked pretty fucking big. These folks had some serious dough. Or serious debt.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

well thats one way to solve that problem

Most people would just hire a Manny

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that, sort of. Was doing other things while it was on. But those two guys came off as pretty damn wimpy. Esp the first paramour. No wonder she needed more.

Bet you were watching for Ty Pennington though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I was using my rabbit ears (only way I can utilize the HDTV in my room) and was flipping back and forth between 30 Rock reruns and Nightline. Then I saw that wimpy bloke who let a more attractive guy get it on with his partner and I was like “Oh, Berkeley”

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Robert Heinlein is wondering what is the big deal. When is the world going to grow up.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm past the morality part of it

and into the logistics part

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I've told this story before but

My co-worker’s son met his now-wife on the set of Starship Troopers. In the shower scene.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never been to one of those parties

well, that’s not exactly true, but HJ don’t roll that way

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

From knowing the type of people that do I learned I don’t wanna be one of those people.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

marriage is complicated enough

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never met a person who does. That I know of.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I know someone who once was a second (the piece on the side, if you will). She knew (and liked) the wife, she knew (and liked) the wife’s boyfriend. After about a year, the husband and wife broke it off with their pieces on the side to focus on each other for a bit, but it all seemed amicable. Don’t know how it worked out after that.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have more than my hands full figuring out how to relate to one woman. Two or more?? No way.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

JMO – any woman who gets into a relationship with a professional celebrity and expects them to behave like the other 99% of the people is simply living in a world that does not exist. I’ve no doubt many understand this so this must be the level of little – too much.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That is an allegation, not proven… I dont think.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it doesn’t matter either way, right?

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

hell nah, shit Kobe got 5 rings, he can do what he wants…. 105 women, divided by 5 rings… thats 21 women per ring… that sounds about right.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

during the calendar year

That divorce didn’t happen in 2008. Neither was he in Eagle, CO that year.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I know im in the minority, but the character shit means nothing to me. I wouldnt even know who the hell Clayton Kershaw is if he wasnt a Dodger and very good baseball player, so his character, whatever…. For me Character is measured in rings and banners haha

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

so Kershaw sucks then

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

but this thread is discussing his award, or I think it is.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Give it a few minutes

and it’ll be discussing taco trucks and FIrefly.

by EMDarrow on Jan 12, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There was an episode of Firefly that had a bunch of cows in it. Think of all the tacos you could make!

(Figured I’d combine the two.)

by VegasBlues on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually there was two episodes, but the other was only briefly at the end.

/geek

by EMDarrow on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh who am I kidding, that never turns off.

by EMDarrow on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Its cool and all he’s a really great person, doesnt hurt at all…. but im just answering Phil that if his character isnt for real, thats ok with me…. as long as his skill in baseball is real. That what I meant.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Skills and/or egos are measured in rings and banners.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, skills, thats what I meant.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw, sportsmanship

I do remember Clayton telling a player that, “he’d find out tomorrow night” and then plunking him.

by Michael White on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

after he qualified for the win of course :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

it was sporting

of Kid K to warn him of his impending doom

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Punking Gerardo Parra is well within the realm of being a good sport.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

BRING THAT SHIT TO ME

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

CLAYTON CAN HANDLE IT

BECAUSE HE IS A MAN

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to get a better picture of who uschris is. I feel like once I understand someone, I get along with them a lot better. I’m starting to get there with you. I don’t agree with you, but at least I’m starting to get you.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

USCCHris is an Arkansas boy living in Southern California

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Keith would like a word with you

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, ok, could be true… but why? Arkansas is full of assholes that just care about winning?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, Arkansas is full of good people, who like to get wasted, watch college football, and laugh. As with any state also has some assholes, but for the most part you go to Arkansas, I think you’d meet your folk.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds pretty cool actually, but thats ALL they like is college football? I like more then that.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil is thinking of Kansas. If all you want to do is drink, smoke, and fuck, Kansas is the state for you.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cannot make any guarantees of the quality of any of those three activities.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now, I have excellent friends in Kansas and all they do is fuck.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If people in Kansas didn’t fuck, I wouldn’t be here

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You fuck one Kansan

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

but see, Arkansas, nor Kansas, has the quality weed we do, so there lies the issue….. thats why Im bringing that Arkansas/Kansas mentality to the San Fernando Valley baby, so I can have it all!!

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Now all I need is snow… not the Sheen kind, but real, actual snow once in a while would be cool.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

OHHH, then you want Indiana.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Joe, are you still in Naperville? I hear 8 inches of snow today in Chicago

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the snow was coming so I got out on the 6:45AM before it really started falling

Trouble was I didn’t get to bed until after 2AM.

Waking up drunk after a few hours of sleep, showering, packing, and hustling through an airport is a terrible thing I do way too often

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you seem to drink alot

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

eat alot

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

travel alot

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yet not cheat alot… hmmmm, HJ is a good man, and clearly not a professional athlete.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister has a great story

of being in Berlin, drinking until 5 am, then catching a 7m am flight for LA. She said people were leaning away from her the booze smell was so bad.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

In Berlin the smell leans on you

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll rec that.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that is awesome

I used to be a big proponent of pouring oneself onto a plane.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what you get with uchris. I like that about him

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you can at least respect the consistency.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a little mind

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

well sure, but at least you know where he’s coming from with each and every thing he says. As opposed to people who change their stance on things depending on who they talked to last.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry about that

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to think of a changing stance as someone who is open to being educated about a misconception on their part.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but not back and forth and back and forth. That’s what I thought “who they talked to last” was getting at.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I just felt like using the quote

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ve not heard it before, so thank you. whose is it?

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh, [swirls wine, sips] interesting.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I just dont get the fascination people have with who someone is character wise that they dont even know…. why does that give me a little mind… I mean maybe I do have a little mind, in my huge ass head, shit, lord knows ive smoked enough weed, but just because I dont give 2 shits about the character of a player that I dont know, but is on my favorite team that I just want to see win, what is so little minded about that??

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t, as Joe said he just wanted to use the quote.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah - I was on a binge last night and I was all over Whitman and Emmerson

My fav Whitman “Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes”

I think it compliments the Hobgoblin quote nicely

and yes, I contradict myself all the time

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, the Hobgoblin was the hobgoblin of Peter Parker’s mind.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Dickens was larger, with yet more multitudes. But he didn’t say so.

by berkowit28 on Jan 12, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But he made us put up with all that David Copperfield kind of crap.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

it was the worst of times and the worst of times

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That said, I don’t like rooting for assholes.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What if Griffin turns out to be an asshole? What if he wins 5 titles with Clippers? it would lose its luster?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he’s already starting to bug me with his theatrics, just play the game quit acting like a pussy.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Just curious, real question. How many superstar players were truely a good person? Would you say its the same amount as the asshole ones?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I would guess there are fewer humble elite athletes than there are d-bag elite athletes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

thats what I think… and I think its because to become truely great, you need that cocky, arrogant, asshole side to become great…. so thats why I dont mind it in a player…. You have to be full of yourself to fullfil your potential…. OR, maybe its their skill and being so good that leads them to being an asshole.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you can know that you’re really good at something but if you have someone to check you from being a giant asshole or something else that will make you humble, then you have the chance to not be BronBron.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wayne Gretzky was a great athlete and a fine human being.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He's Canadian

we all know they’re freaks of nature.

/dontreallyknowthat

by EMDarrow on Jan 12, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t need a “good” person, just don’t want to actively root for an asshole. Was not a fan of being a Dodger fan during the Brown / Sheffield years.

I don’t care about humble, I don’t really believe any elite athlete is humble unless they truly believe the gift came from God.

I don’t consider marital infidelity a sign of an asshole. I’m not sure how to define an asshole but I know when I see it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It just seems that so many successful people in life, money wise, power wise, whether its sports, business, acting, producing, politics, whatever, are assholes… So the question is, is it their arrogant, asshole personality that drove them to their success, or is it their success that drove them to their personality? I dont know the answer.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it could be either way for some of them, maybe a little of both.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

almost every successful person I know

who made their fortune themselves is refreshingly humble

maybe I have been lucky, but that has truly been my experience

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

who made their fortune themselves

That is a key caveat. For the rest of us, to succeed in the corporate world, you do need to be in touch with your inner asshole, and know how and when to draw upon that. It is a weapon to be used judiciously, but there are those occasion when it is what you must do. (And that is very frequently, or almost always, up the hierarchy, not down.)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t met a lot of assholes though the world seems to be full of them.

I haven’t met one Dodger who I would classify as an asshole even though my first question to them is always “Why do people think you are an asshole”?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

EXCEPT YOU RICH DONNELLY

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You never met

Larry Bowa?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, when I asked him that question he said “because they confuse me with Lenny Dykstra”, we both laughed, had some beers, and talked about beavers. Great guy

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I am torn on whether or not this is a true story. I mean, that is a great question to ask Larry Bowa.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

uh-oh
I you think for even a second this was a true comment now I’m worried about the gullibles.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

flip-floppers!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer thongs too, they look very nice on certain women.

…not those kind of thongs?

by EMDarrow on Jan 12, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I sure thonged that dental floss last night.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

actually, the verb form of thong is archaic and means to whip or flog

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

My sentence still holds.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

(sings)

….and now you show everybody that you wear a thong
peekin’ out above your waistband, somehow it seems wrong
i guess you don’t mind, i guess you don’t mind, that the whole world can see
The fabric you pull down when you gotta pee

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumps like a truck. Truck truck.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You said it better than me :)

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

mostly unfiltered and sometimes purposefully provocative

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I should have asked you what to do with these chicken parts before I threw them away. I am ashamed.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t always eat the parts, but try to at least eat the liver right then and there

cooked up fast and simple like

Sometimes saute’d in a pan, other times wrapped in foil and placed on the grill. You can also skewer them yaki tori style. Always well seasoned, sometimes with pepper. It is a great snack with a slug of wine, while you wait for the rest of the bird to cook

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

my dad used to cook them for the cats. i think the cats would enjoy them. but they’re currently sleeping on Gs clothing. Apparently his clothing > mine.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

god damn it. I just washed those.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

When cats are in the house you must do one of two things. Keep them out of your room where your clothes are or put your clothes away right away and in a dresser with heavy drawers they can’t open.

Or kill the cats.

by VegasBlues on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

no it’s clothing you haven’t washed. apparently bodhi now likes you more. koufax is sleeping on top of the sheet monster he slayed.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i have spent the last 4 months playing with bodhi every single time we enter the same room so he doesn’t hate me. It’s been paying off lately.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

well

everytime i try and play with him your cat comes in like the enemy of fun and ruins it!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

bodhi seems to just want to know that you know he’s there. if you play with Koufax and mix in a pet with bodhi he’s happy.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary has become the Cat Whisperer

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Almomst all of my training is in behavioral studies, apparently it works for cats too.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

how does it work on PHD candidates?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I PLEAD THE FIF

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Too late, I drank the fifth. Your pleading will get you nowhere.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pleading Sex

The best or the worst

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there any other kind?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Apparently scheduled.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We will find out if you direct her to the school that you want her to goto without her knowing you did so.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

she knows my first choice of school for her PhD is whatever school will make her happy and progress her career the most, in that order.

she also knows I was disappointed when UCLA didn’t work out and am now pulling for Oxford.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe this to be true of pets but particularly of cats

and I say this with no experience but no matter how many times you treat them nicely, the cat like the One Ring, knows their true master and will always always prefer them to anyone else.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can pick up Bodhi without him spazzing out and destroying everything in his path. I win.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely true for dogs as well. We had three dogs and three humans in our house for a number of years and it was quite clear what the human/dog pairs were.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

thankfully bodhi still jumps on me at 4 in the morning when he’s hungry. i’d feel bad for you if you got both cats.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

put them in crates

works wonders with my dogs. Maybe I shouldn’t so I actually get up at 7

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ll get up at 4, but bright side, 3 hours of extra video game time.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't have to go to work till 10

so if I get up at 7…

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

6 HOURS OF VIDEO GAMES

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, when is GTA 5 coming out? still no date?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

probably next year

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

or christmas

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

who cares, Diablo 3 is almost out!

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

SWTOR is out!

and its glorious!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

it killed my entire WoW server.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but isnt that a role playing game?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, and i understand if that isn’t your thing.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

could be, are all role playing games like the game in Tom Hanks BIG? Where you give the command what to do, but then the computer actually does it for you? Instead of going up to it yourself and pressing a bunch of buttons to kill it?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

no

Diablo 3 is an action rpg which means you retain complete control over the movement of your character. So when you hit the “a” button or whatever you just shoot off a fireball in the direction of whereever your pointing and so on.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Great
I married a 13 year old

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

love that commercial.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

my dog always sleeps on my sweaters if I don’t hang them up, and I never do

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If I don't hang up my clothes

my younger dog shreds them

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thankful my dogs are not destructive

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish my puppy wasnt

tho she’s two now, so its hard to call her a puppy. She shreds pillows, mangles fingers, fights dogs. She’s my little black nightmare. Second training lesson is Saturday.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Willard Mitt on traveling with dogs

“This is a completely air-tight kennel, mounted on the top of our car," Romney says in the ad.

http://www.newser.com/story/137319/treatment-of-family-dog-seamus-dogs-mitt-romney.html

Nothing stated about whether he provides the dog with scuba gear.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Clear what the problem is
she’s two now … Second training lesson is Saturday.

Marty tardy.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, kidneys, liver, and such goes to the cats.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

lucky cats

cook that shit fast, get some carmelization on the surface, bust out a chunk of crusty bread, eat like we did before we became soft

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to take the leftover chicken parts, show them to the cat, look them straight in their dead eyes and say “this could have been yours” as I throw it away.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I do love Trappist Monks

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Much better Belgian export than mayonnaise on fries.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If you put “silverwidow” with quotations in Google Images, it’s basically everything I’ve posted here. Hilarious.

by silverwidow on Jan 12, 2012 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

Just don’t do it past the point where you need glasses.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I now have a new movie that I simply must see

an Indian movie called Singham.

All I have seen is this scene, and this is right up there with Crank for me in the “so terrible it’s great” category.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

The dialogue seems a bit weak.

by KellyStephen on Jan 12, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You talking about the movie or this comment section?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome! that Indian Robot looks even better.

by Venergy on Jan 12, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Recorded Red Riding ’80 last night. Incredibly, had not heard of the trilogy until on TBLA last week. I have become less nekulturny!

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

Worth watching? I almost put it in my NetFlix queue based on TBLA

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched the first of the 3 (In the year of our Lord ’74) last week. Very dark, very bloody English, absolutely loved it.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

they're all great. the first one is really good.

it IS very dark. (Sometimes literally. Quite a murky film.) But really great.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers’ Steve Blake has a fracture in rib area. Anyone have any idea how long he will be out?

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

Aren’t we all?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If Kobe had this injury, he’d play….just sayin.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s the cartilage that connects his ribs to his sternum. considering that a lot of contact in basketball happens with torsos, fuck that

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Kobe is toughest athlete non – football this town has ever had.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record, Kobe would be playing with the bad toe McRoberts has, the chorro that Murphy had, and even if his wife was having twins…. he’d play with all 3 combined too, and the rib injury…. this is why I love you so Kobe!!!

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, Kobe said his wrist is feeling better, and will be fine for the playoffs… god dammit Kobe, you arent human!!!

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, some of those hockey dudes are pretty damn tough.

That said, Kobe is one tough mofo.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

almost certainly not playing the two games this weekend.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you get to see how lousy 2nd round point guards are

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

RELEASE THE KAPONO

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on Phil, give us Mo williams already!

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry but Mo wants to play for a winner

by Michael White on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, 8-4 isnt winning enough? dam.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers will just move Lamar to the point.

by Xeifrank on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they knew that Lamar had become a TV Star and was no longer into basketball. Is he still blowing chunks with the Mav’s, I missed the game last night against the Celts.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah he is still not doing that well…. looks like a good move to dump by the Lakers but who knows how much he is still shaken by not being in LA, or wanted by the Lakers. Or also learning the system in Dallas.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

She tweeted it but I am now leaving the room
Alyssa Milano
Ummmm. Anyone have any tips for a baby biting down on your nipple while breastfeeding? #SomethingNewEveryDay

by bhsportsguy on Jan 12, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, no.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

uh oh, discord on what to feed the kittens

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

of course

if a baby has teeth, probably time to move to bottles. Hahaha.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

the euros will let that kid suckle until he shaves

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness:

Spawn was breastfed/bottle fed on breast milk until she was a year and ready for cow’s milk.

Folly was breastfed/bottle fed on breast milk until Bride said enough of this shit and we switched to formula.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

so the answer is the pump

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If Maddz wants to have any kind of a career at all and children, she will either have to invest in a pump or in formula. Or take a year off of working, I guess. There is no way to breastfeed a child and do a job.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

some new agey jobs have breast feeding rooms next to the breakroom

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Pump rooms, not breastfeeding rooms, usually.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Our first was on breastmilk/bottled breastmilk exclusively for about 8 months, and then nursed once at night til he was about a year. The baby’s almost six months now and we’re I’m ready to move on to formula.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

my first thought would end my political career

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“Let me kiss it and make it feel better” ???

by KellyStephen on Jan 12, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Moan?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What worked for us

is shouting “STOP BITING THE NIPPLE, THAT IS DADDY’S JOB” until the baby screamed.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Get a new baby, obviously.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Perform the google search carefully.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

well this died as soon as I got here

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

Bobby Down is worse than a strikeout after a leadoff double.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

but not worse then a home run

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i never agreed with that. a rally is meant to score runs, a home run scores runs.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody does

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

my high school coach once told a kid his home run was a rally killer (we had runner on 2nd and 1 out). I was just in amazement. “coach, he gave me a 2 run lead”… “Home runs are rally killers unless they come with two outs”.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The 3 greatest rally killers of all time

Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, and some ass named Bonds

Not a Cookie Rojas in the bunch

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Death, where is thy sting?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What fresh hell is this?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Studies have shown that after a home runs clears the bases, fewer runs are driven in by the next two hitters.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah, they scored already.

The difference between a bases loaded home run and and bases loaded double is smaller than you’d expect it to be but it’s still better to hit dingers.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Really Reg, you actually gave a measured reply to my snark?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been watching progress bars move for the last week I’m not thinking right.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Studies have shown that pitchers have a higher ERA pitching out of the stretch than the windup.

Chew on that

by Michael White on Jan 12, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Studies have shown that in total, more runs are scored in games that I’m not watching than in games I am watching.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s a hero. Gonna take this…oh

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This one is the winner.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

and kids, as long as you stand off to the side, you don’t risk getting hot oil shot in your eye

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It would appear that Justin Bieber is left-handed.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bleep. Blorp. The tip turns orange when I am angry. Bleep. Blorp.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the My Drunk Kitchen girl was gay.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

she is? what’s her phone number? I figured the guy in the drunk baking episode was her boyfriend.

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, she doesn’t call herself a giant homo in her bio anymore but

She enjoys long meandering walks, impromptu dance parties, artisanal cheeses, and ladies.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to marry this woman
She mentioned eating meat and I was immediately enthralled — a lesbian from New York by way of San Francisco that isn’t lacto-ovo resistant? — She is the perfect woman. Though she does have some opinions on the matter.

by Josie Becker on Jan 12, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess since I’m ineligible you have dibs.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Selena shall never hear of this.

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Mammoth Mountain bombarding my inbox with ski and stay packages?

when we both know that there is more snow on the year old chicken in my freezer than there is on that damned mountain

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

Both are man made

and there’s more of that on Mammoth

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 12, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Mountain High can be seen from the entire Antelope Valley, I’m not sure how anyone can ski right now

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

how much does one of the man made snow makers cost… Thats what I need.

by uschris0304 on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but the the ones made in France are using industrial grade silicone, so you have to be careful.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be forever jealous of this comment

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

christinahendricks.jpg

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave does that better than you do

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I am still chasing the dream of mediocrity.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

And how is living under the trestle at Aviation and Rosecrans going for you?

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s perfect, except that the cars do not stop at that corner. My shit keeps getting thrown all over the place.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I will need to be paid if I am going to click on that link. I’m not gonna do it for fun.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It could very well haunt your dreams if you do.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

JUST HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ME TO DRINK, RAILWAY?

HOW MUCH?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 12, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that this question is asked by “railway”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Good news

My neighbor Jason survived surgery, still in an induced coma, but prognosis is better. I’m fairly certain I’ll be able to beat him in horse for a few years. The Gurnee hook shot and the Wilt underhand free throw always did him in.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 12, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Phil, that is great news, for him the family, and you.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 12, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

that's good to hear

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 12, 2012 5:21 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Good news so far. Nice to hear.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That is good news, very good, will keep fingers crossed on his recovery!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading link about Casey Blake on MLBTR, I suddenly became upset that he signed with Rockies

(not really upset, more just wishing he’d signed with an AL club so I could still root for him.)

Given that he’s supposedly (accent on supposedly) healthy now, makes me also worried he’ll be great for a division rival. But just as likely he’ll get hurt again and not be much use.

On other hand, still would’ve rather brought him back than signed Adam Kennedy. whatever that’s worth.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

The only non HOF 3B who has had 200 PA and an OPS+ over 100 at age 38 or older is Graig Nettles. I wouldn’t worry too much.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How many 3B over 38 got to hit in Coors Field as their home park? ;-)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t OPS+ adjust for that?

by G.Scott on Jan 12, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

… one of Humma’s laws …


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

And Nettles could never even spell his name right! ;)

But yeah, the Coors factor may help him. Still, it’s more a nostalgia thing (I like Blake) than a realistic thing…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 12, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Healthy, or Best Shape of His Life?

by EMDarrow on Jan 12, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I am glad this national nightmare is over

Per the NY Post – Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have patched things up.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 12, 2012 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

“Baby I promise, I’ll only autograph bats from now on for you.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 12, 2012 6:34 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Gift basket budget was getting tight.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 12, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If only

Gordin could channel the younger Pierre years

by bhsportsguy on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

and lets be honest

Juan Pierre as a shortstop would have been a heck of a player even as a Dodger

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

first and foremost I am not Dave Young,

secondly when taking a shit on a player by comparing him to JP positional awareness is probably warranted

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 12, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Positional awareness has nothing to do with batting order though.

Pierre batting 8th was easier to take than batting 1st.

by Joey Joe on Jan 12, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

JP as a SS is Hall of Fame type shit

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 12, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

His arm wouldn’t have been strong enough to play short either.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, Dwight Howard’s line tonight.

45 points, 23 rebounds against Golden State.

21 for 39 from the FT line, new NBA record* for FT attempts in a game.

*Regular season; tied Shaq in Game 2 of the 2000 Finals

by Eric Stephen on Jan 12, 2012 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

Hack-A-Dwight

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Impressed with the qty of free throws not so much with the % of them going in. This is not a surprise, new coach for the Golden State Warriors brought out the Hack a Jordan on opening night before the 2nd half was warm. At 3 – 7, this does not seem to be working out.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

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Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $490,000
1B 7 Loney $6,375,000
2B 37 Herrera $375,082
3B 6 Hairston $2,250,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000
LF 23 Abreu $401,311
CF 10 Gwynn $850,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

OF/1B 33 Van Slyke $388,197
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
OF/1B 30 Sands $375,175
IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
Jansen $491,000
RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

Dgy_small David Young

Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox

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