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Dodgers Contract Incentives

Chris Capuano will earn an additional $75,000 if he pitches 160 innings in 2012.

Now that Andre Ethier and James Loney have avoided arbitration, the Dodgers have 16 players under contract in 2012, with Clayton Kershaw soon to be number 17 at some point in the next month. Both Ethier and Loney have performance bonuses built into their contracts, as do several Dodgers.

Here is a look at the performance bonuses on the books that we know of for the 2012 Dodgers:

2012 Dodgers Contract Incentives
Player Maximum Bonus Comment
James Loney $125,000 for between 585-650 PA
Mark Ellis $125,000 for between 500-600 PA
Juan Rivera $500,000 for between 400-600 PA
Andre Ethier $50,000 for between 600-625 PA
Adam Kennedy $150,000 for between 325-450 PA
Chris Capuano $375,000 for between 160-195 IP*
Totals $1,325,000

Capuano also has a cumulative bonus of $250,000 if he pitches 360 innings combined in 2012-2013. Aaron Harang doesn't have performance bonuses directly, but his vesting option for 2014 fluctuates in value depending on his innings total the next two seasons.

In case you were wondering, the Dodgers paid $1 million in incentives last season: $500,000 to Hiroki Kuroda, $400,000 to Jamey Carroll, and $100,000 to Aaron Miles. That was out of a possible $6.925 million had everyone achieved their maximum incentives.

For complete details on performance bonuses like these, or any other news relating to the Dodgers' payroll, you can view our payroll worksheet, which is always linked on the right sidebar of the site as well.

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If Adam Kennedy gets 325 PAs Im going to cry

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

One would hope at least that the Ellis and Kennedy incentives are mutually exclusive.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 18, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely forogt

he’s on the team

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By putting up an aaron miles year?

I’d be surprised, I think he’s even shittier than Miles.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I already but the morning recap on Wikipedia, but….

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a pariah on the internet

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

this is not new information

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If you

declare everything when you come back into the U.S., they might let you keep a small number of Cuban cigars.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

this is not new information

though I once got fined $50 bucks for trying to bring prosciutto into the country

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

you monster

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That is great

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not exactly the Carnegie method

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

we already have a good number of prostitutes don’t we?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Customs agent: Is that a prosciutto in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I had an Amphora joke to that effect days back that just fell flat

it was the watch, the picture on the watch

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you declare it and they fined you, or did you not declare it and they saw it?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not declare it to a friend
I did not declare it in the end
I hid the ham in my ass
I hoped to hell he’d let me pass

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Went in Proscuitto

Came out Corned Beef

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe, do you make you’re own Limonchello? My friends do, love it!

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend gave me his homemade Limoncello for my birthday a year back. Good stuff.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah any time anyone goes to Mexico they ask for you to get this 100% proof alcohol, is this illegal in the US? Anyways, yeah then put lemons in it to soak, and sugar, so good… Not sure if they do anything else or not. They also have alot of other things they serve that just soak in brandy, or other alcohol.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Or illegal to sell in the US? Or maybe its cheaper in mexico,

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

is it 100 proof

or 100 percent alcohol

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

100% alcohol! Something you only try once….because you aren’t around to ever try it again.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldn't that just... evaporate?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

if it doesn't

you will. 100% would kill you. Everclear is about 93% and that burns holes through metal

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

EVERCLEAR!!! Thats what it is they get I believe to make the Limonchello, sounds familiar… so it isnt 100% then… So can you not buy this in the US?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure you can

My brother had a neighbor lady, about 75 years old. She sent her grandaughter down to the store each morning to get her some ’Clear

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm, wonder why they go to Mexico to get this alcohol then… oh well, ill have to ask and find out.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t buy it in California, got my bottle in Maryland.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I know you could get it here 20 years or so ago.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen something called Everclear here that’s “only” 151 proof.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a little longer than that – in my fraternal days, every semester we sent the pledges down to mexico on an everclear run

we were known for a trashcan punch that the girls likes, most nights we used popov, that night once we semester where we substituted Everclear instead was always a messy party

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Trashcan punch = jungle juice?

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering the same

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty much, but served in a giant trash can with a ladle

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing classier

than a fraternity

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

we did serve it with Grey Poupon

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That's why it's

with liberty and fraternity for all.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

We would just use a cooler. Soak fruit in everclear overnight, add more everclear the next day then add juices.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

= AMF.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Pineapple juice + red koolaid + Everclear

is quite delicious

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing combined with Everclear is delicious. Nothing.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a line here, but I’m sure I don’t know you well enough to go there.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get offended easily.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Still

It’s not worth it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yahoo to the answer!

What states are illegal to buy everclear?


Few, if you are referring to the (rarer) 151 proof version.

Some for the 190 proof, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and West Virginia included.
California, Massachusetts, Minnesota, and Washington apparently outlaw both 151 and 190 proof varieties.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

fuckin CA man… why?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

gets in the way

of the Weed market

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I am reminded

of this classic photo:


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't put it past the liquor store

that my brother frequented to be selling it illegally

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

and the liquor store

By the house I grew up in was where I bought my pot/coke/Acid/mushrooms when I was a lad.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dam, who was the owner, Jerry Garcia? This must of been close to SF ??

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Owners daughter

was the local dealer

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I see Bacardi 151 on the shelves here, why not Everclear 151?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I understand Bacardi 151 gets around it because it is considered a mixed beverage or something like that.

CA code says any alcohol over 60% (120 proof) is illegal.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it is apparently illegal to sell Bacardi 151 in the state of CA as well. The law just isn’t enforced.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Alcoholic Beverage Control Act:

23403. Possession of certain undenatured alcohol
by retailers forbidden; Penalty
No retail licensee, except a pharmacy or drug store
registered with the California State Board of Pharmacy,
shall sell or possess on his licensed premises any
undenatured alcohol of any proof or compound thereof
which is an alcoholic beverage as defined in Section
23004 containing more than 60 percent of alcohol by
volume. Undenatured alcohol shall be sold at retail
only upon the prescription or order of the holder of a
physician.s and surgeon.s certificate or a dentist.s or
veterinarian.s license. Any person who violates any of
the provisions of this section is guilty of a misdemeanor.

Where I was reading all this someone spent a few weeks playing phone tag and continually emailed the ABC.

After a few weeks he was able to talk to someone on the phone and this is what he said:

So, I just got a call from Vincent Craven(sp?) at the ABC.

Turns out, anything above 120 proof alcohol IS IN FACT ILLEGAL in CA.

He said yes, it’s illegal. Barcardi 151, illegal. Everclear, 151 or 190, illegal.

It’s all illegal. They just don’t enforce it. Every single bar in CA with a spirits license is in violation of the law if they carry Bacardi 151 (which most do) or ANY other spirit 60%/120proof or better.

He was extremely frank with me, and very nice. Said he’s retiring in 3 years and it will be someone elses problem then. He also implied that it took so long to get back to me I guess because no one else wanted to face the truth and tell me I was right?

I asked him why he thought liquor stores in CA were then comfortable with carrying everclear 151, but not the 190 and he thought it was probably because of the similarity to Bacardi which has such a huge name and is basically everywhere.

Amazing. I’m still kind of in shock.

So, yeah, we weren’t reading the ABC act incorrectly.

What’s really weird is that he was talking about some kind of legal opinion or ruling from way back in the 40’s or earlier that makes it ok to sell high-proof spirits, but they can’t find the ruling and have no documentation of it. That’s the really weird part I thought.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If the law is as old as this sounds then it’s possible it’s just one of those old laws that nobody pays attention to anymore.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

or would it . . . explode?

by kinbote on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

like this thread

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I had chemistry my sophomore year of high school and I spent most of that year smoking weed.

I have no clue if it would evaporate or not.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oops.. Im not 100%, but Im going to guess 100% alcohol.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

of course they do, it is a Naples regional liqueur

I haven’t made it yet, been meaning to forever

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Softball Updated Fanpost

http://www.truebluela.com/2011/11/29/2596158/dodger-blogs-softball-sign-up-for-the-tbla-team-today

This fanpost has the info and has always had the info everyone keeps asking about.

We have no more room, sorry. If you feel the team will be to crowded I’d suggest contacting
The Left Field Pavilion and letting him know.

We don’t have enough for two teams so we will have to figure this out. From now until Feb 8th people’s schedules could change, people get hurt, people get in accidents on the way to Corona, things happen so it is good we have more then we need so that when attrition hits, we can still field a team.

Current Roster:


Name Pos
Josh Schoenwald 1B,OF
Mike Kanaly 2B,OF
AJ Henning 1B,2B,3B,OF
Albert Martinez OF
Bobby Down OF,1B
Brandon Lennox
Brenton, W, Knapp 3B,SS,OF
David G Young C,2B,SS,OF
Joe Benardello C,1,2,3B,SS,OF
Joshua Bramlett C,1,2,3B,SS,OF
Josie M Becker 1B,OF
Madeleine, C, St. Marie P,1B,2B,OF
Naeem Chaudhry 3B,OF
Phil Gurnee C,1B,2B,OF
Russell Frye P,C,1B,2B,3B,SS

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

lotta catchers

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone has to pitch and pitch well. Robot bailed due to schedule conflicts.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I can pitch but certainly don’t want to pitch

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t recall you knowing much about the game of softball. Softball pitching is an art not something any ole hardball player can do.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can play lawn darts

how is it different

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The lawn dart doesn’t usually get rocketed back up the middle. So you have to incorporate the backpedal.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t I allowed to wear a glove?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, but you have the reaction times of a mid-40s dude and the rubber is only 46 feet away. If the batter can swing it, I’m backpedaling if I’m you.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure you are coordinated enough to do it. It just isn’t as easy as it looks. Have you done it before? I wouldn’t go in cold. At least go to the park and try it with somebody catching.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Lennox, a man without a position.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I already signed up and paid as well.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you’re on DT now.

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t list them even as a backup.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This list was from a week ago, so if you paid recently you did not make this cut.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha. I paid recently. Maybe there are enough for two teams then, especially with some of the double-listed folks.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

We should just have a TBLA-DT battle royal. The LFP guy was telling me he was having a hard time with the other blogs.

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

On the page where it lists the names of people who have paid the count was over 80 and that was a few weeks ago. 80/14 = 5 going on 6 teams, no? Sounds perfect.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It was at 100 a couple days ago

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

7 going on 8 teams. Hopefully they have enough women.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t know it was going to be that kind of a party….

nice

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ain’t no party, like a TBLA party.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I though that is the list of people who have contributed to LFP for all of time. Our fee is via the same mechanism.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We could probably get to 20 if we tried hard. Would you want to count on all 20 showing up so that you did not have to play shorthanded?
Besides the fact we still only have two females

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Do all the teams have two females? If they do, we may want to throw peanuts at them.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 18, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the other is just for eye-candy?

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The other one plays ass back.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Coach, I wanna play!… Girl, get yo ass back.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Double duty.

It would suck for a team not to be able to play anymore because the one female didn’t show or got hurt.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

or …………………

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

failed the chromosome test?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. What happens if their female or females don’t show up for some reason? I could see some kind of punishment like an automatic out when the lineup turns over, but they shouldn’t be disallowed from playing imo.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LA City Leagues

are, or at least were, like that. You were supposed to play 5 of each sex in the field, and two men are not allowed to bat back-to-back. If you were short one woman, you were allowed to field five men and four women, but you had to take an automatic out for the missing woman in the batting order. Only show three women and you forfeit.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a friendly tournament I’d think forfeits would be a bad policy. I know I’d be pissed to drive that far only to have a forfeit even if it was the other team that didn’t have any women available.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If this tournament is anything like that last TBLA get together was, I wouldnt worry about it… Watch the excuses fly on why people all of a sudden cant go…. im just kidding.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

actually people have to pay in advance for spots, so nevermind.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

People show up for softball, you saw the photo

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah you are right, forgot about that… Cant way to see the new photo.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Given the volume of players, he passed, but promises to cheer Maddz on.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So we’re down one “ringer”?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s half my age. And less than half yours. He should play and we should rest!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you mean “FUCK YES, THIS”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

besides, last time he and I were on different teams….I think we’d be mostly cracking each other up on the same team

get that kid a glove and a jersey

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Naeem Chaudhry is my pick to click

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I noticed that too. Made me think of Noam Chomsky, who’s all kinds of legit. (I shouldn’t talk; I have a ridiculous name.)

by kinbote on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Noam is a shitty ballplayer

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

At least people yell his name when he walks into his local pub.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i picked the guy i had never heard of who said “I don’t give a fuck, but I am NOT playing the outfield”

figured him to be a big dude

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Honey Badger

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

wow! The Vegas numbers just moved.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But isnt he one of the best players you got?? Shit you play to win the game!

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He only plays if he’s being sponsored.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We aren’t playing fastpitch

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not know who
Michal Kanaly
Albert Martinez
Russell Frye
are? and they do not show when searched via Member search.

Does anyone here know their screen names?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ringers!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This has to be Hostess, no?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the stuff

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t they Ned’s Spring Training invites?

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No clue.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I was totally thinking

Russell’s nickname should totally be Phillip J.

Depending on who it is, that is the plan for me.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yea lotta catchers,

Anyway we could trade all five of them for Carlos Santana?

by BKnapp on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

Their agents laughed when they asked for All-Star game incentives.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah – $7 mil last year and $1.3 mil this year?

by berkowit28 on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Participation incentives for crappy players seems counter productive.

by Joey Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

I hate plate appearance incentives. That is counter productive. You hurt, don’t tell anyone, you need to play to get paid. Screw that

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t Ethier is going to risk it for a bonus that is less than 1/2 % of his salary, but that raises the question of what is the point of having it at all? Just so he has the chance to say he earned $11M instead of $10.95M?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

“We want $12”

“We can offer you $10”

“Settle on $11?”

“How about $10.95, and we’ll flip you a nickel if you show up in August to pick it up?”

“Deal!”

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I once hit a kid straight in the face

he was wearing those sport goggles with the band that wraps around the back, and they just popped right off his face. Blood everywhere. I felt horrible.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

Okay

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

i love you too phil

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

and thus ends today’s meeting of Bullies Anonymous

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he crowding the plate?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was like 10

I don’t even know if I understood the concept

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You did the kid a favor, you turned a google wearing geek into a symbolic hero for a few days. That may have been the highlight of his life.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I hoped Nolander called him “Pussy” as the sobbed off the field

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

After reading that in the book, I wondered if I’d be able to like the main or 2nd main character.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, they are young and unformed

I loved those guys

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

"if he dies... he dies"

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

you were the reason

i was scared of getting hit

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

I got hit all the time, in the head no less. I was just smart enough to turn.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what steels the nerves?

Dr. Pepper.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

lies

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you pitching or was he the pitcher?

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pitching

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It was his coach’s fault for not teaching him how to turn away from a pitch.

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

One time a kid on my school bus suckered punched me when i was 10 or 11…there was blood everywhere and when i got off the bus…first thing my sister said was “did you get him back”

by Joey Joe on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you? Or did your sister have to go regulate for you?

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

She didnt ride the bus so she couldnt anyway.
She was 5 years older than me.

I dont think i ever got the kid back. He ended up moving.
It was one of those “punch, then run back to the back of the bus” before i could retaliate.

I think the only time i have ever punched someone was in a bar fight when i was 21.

by Joey Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily

We have the internet now, so you can start plotting your revenge. He’ll never suspect it.

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

20 yrs later

pull a Good Will Hunting on him

by Joey Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

well

did you? Whats fun is crashing hard on your bike and having everyone think someone kicked your ass.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst thing that happened to me

is I was riding to little league practice on my stingray, pulling wheelies. The front wheel came off mid-wheelie and I flipped over the handlebars. Next thing I knew, I was in bed.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds.. painful

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This has to go green

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

no he is right

god keeps sending weather to fuck up the trails, knowing how bad I am at dealing with the ruts. He obviously failed to give me enough brains to figure out to stop going.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You laughed hard

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You know he did. I just green’d it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be the asshole that I am now if I had to wear a helmet as a kid.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

killing me

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i am continually amazed

I survived my first 18 years

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Took a few shots here and there

Whacked in the head by an air clamp, like getting kicked in the head by a mule

turned around to talk to my homeboy and rode my bike into a telephone pole

got hit in the head by a beer bottle in a case of mistaken mistaken identity and
have the skull crease to prove it

got hit in the head by an engineer stake by helicopter prop wash under the influence of weed in the army

had to be talked down off a ledge in Tilden Park in Oakland on an acid trip

They call me “Lucky”

by preacher roe on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

got hit in the head by an engineer stake by helicopter prop wash under the influence of weed in the army

Winner

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was once rollin’ hard under control before i wrapped my 64 around a telephone pole.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Jan 18, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of gold in this subthread.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Similar thing happened to me one time when I was about 15. I made a jump at the end of our driveway. I came down the drive, hit the jump, got airborne, and i saw my wheel fly off my bike. I hit the street and went over the top. Hurt like hell. My bro (Greg; Eric was still in the oven) was watching with a wide eyed look. I yelled at him to get my wheel as I limped over to my bike and got it back to our driveway before my mom came out and saw us. She (and Eric will back me up on this) would have beat the living crap out of me had she seen I had survived.

by KellyStephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I crashed a new bike

into a parked car about an hour after I got it on Christmas day. A friend’s brother straightened out the forks and I never told my parents because I would’ve been in trouble.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My uncle supposedly did a similar thing. He hit a car, but only because the driver opened the door as he was going around the car. Hit the door, went over it (it was an old Chevy w/only a window, no metal frame) and broke his arm. Didn’t do shit to the Bel Air.

by KellyStephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a car door torn off that way

I parked in a market lot, opened the door and this ancient man in an even older cadillac took off and hooked my door on his bumper and ripped it off.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I have heard this story dozens of times, and the last sentence is the truest statement that has ever been uttered.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The lies we told our parents when we hurt ourselves is a wonder. One time I could not lie

Having just turned 16 I did a left turn on Central in the rain and crashed my bug into a street lamp and did some serious damage totaling the car I had spent several years working to buy. My first thought was how embarrassed I was going to be to call my Dad. Then I noticed that my head was bleeding like a stuck pig and my second thought was “YEAH, this will distract them”. Later my family told me my Dad passed the car on the way to the hospital and thought I was a goner and was quite happy to find out I’d only split my head open.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow…great story. Good thing your dad saw the car.

by KellyStephen on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why I was never going to be a piotcher long term

I’m lefty and the ball naturally ran in on left handed batters. But I was petrified of hitting someone, so I ended up walking every lefty I faced.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and that natural movement of yours was a gift from god that you turned your back on

you had a birthright

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ain’t that the truth

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I never understood being afraid to hit batters. This conscience thing baffles me.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Ask for the ball, shrug your shoulders and go inside on the next guy.

by KellyStephen on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I once got hit so hard with a soccer ball in the chin that my ear was bleeding.

Another time I got hit with an elbow when going up for a header and my jaw clicked for a week.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

my left elbow has never been the same since it got squished in rugby. I think it got hyperextended or something. If I lock it all the way out it still clicks 6 years later

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the best one. No one can top it.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

this killed me

so damn funny

we tried a baseball / football hybrid where they pitcher would throw the football and you could be tackled by the defense as soon as they had the ball

it was glorious

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

We tried fungoing golf balls with a baseball bat to see how far we could hit it. Sounds like a great idea, but the very first attempt was popped straight up and we all scattered for cover.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to enjoy

fungoing superballs

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dad of HJ used to hit us infield with golf balls and have us throw golf balls against a concrete wall and catch the resulting grounders off the asphalt to build reaction time

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

top-spinning rubber-covered baseballs on asphalt did that trick for us.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What was the purpose

of rubber-covered balls? I never understood them

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it allowed you to play the game with pussies

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

killing me

but the YMCA used them in their league, never understood why until now.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny

They last longer on the asphalt.
We never used them on a real field, that’s for real baseballs.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

At least the covers did, but we softened them up so fast from hitting that we got rid of them anyway before the cover were worn out. But the cowhide (horsehide for Marty) didn’t last at all on the asphalt.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Indoor

High schools in colder climes could practice in gyms w/o scuffing up the floors.

by padrecarroeselmer on Jan 18, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner on the laugh meter

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

For Christmas, my sister got me a package of baby/children q-tips that have like giant ends so it’s physically impossible to hurt oneself. We had a good laugh.

This was only like four years ago, too.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

fucking walls jumping out of nowhere, damaging your brain.

by ishXdavid on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why

you don’t do that with ice picks

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The man speaks the truth. He couldn’t hear us mock him for the next month.

by KellyStephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

My best friend hit me in the head with a baseball bat because I was trying to save his sister’s life.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Jamie Moyer to the Rockies on a minor league deal is official.

We are getting closer to the 50-year old pitcher!

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Older than the team

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, he’s older than most teams.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he can pitch for TBLA next month.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

There can’t be that many guys in MLB that aren’t older than the Rockies.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

1993. There are only a handful of players in MINOR league baseball who are younger than the Rockies, and most are in Rookie ball.

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

or the dominican summer league

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hell, there are probably major leaguers with kids older than the DBacks and Rays

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Founded in 1991. I was going to say MiLB until I saw the year they were founded.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, their first season was 1993.

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was just playing it safe as some people on here like to use facts and shit.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Only Moyer called them “schoolhouses”

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha, funny. Off to the Nard now.

by Xeifrank on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Would his homer rate in Colorado be any worse than it was in Philly?

by Joey Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Based on the Rockie rotation, scoring will be up this year in Colorado

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Millwood wants real money, forgetting he was a forgotten piece of crap at this point last year.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Still

younger than Phil.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No CP3 tonight for Clippers

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

No victory either

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Dirk is sick

Mo is back and LAC is playing at home. WGT

by Michael White on Jan 18, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No Dirk, or just sick?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as I can tell, he’s playing but he’s sick.

by Michael White on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sick BBall players always kick ass.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell that to the estate of Brian Piccolo

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sick football players die, BBall players ball.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

and of course I didn’t notice the double b. Ruined a good morbid joke.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

better be playing by Sunday

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured I would let you do the honors

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re all trying to contain our enthusiasm :)

by kinbote on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

who is that?
Where is he going?
What are these words?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Astronaut going to space. And that’s in English.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

the most popular soccer player in the world is going to play for Los Angeles’ soccer club, you gigantic twit : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

With the greatest USA player ever in Donavan, Its the Shaq Kobe combo… were going back to back baby!

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Keane a forward… yeah he is a baller too.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

and Clint Dempsey is arguably better than Donovan.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, ok, easy

you’re making me miss tragedy thoughts

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

there is one team that plays for national pride year round. Your national team. I’d get to know their names, even if it’s the Italian team : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

USA plays Italy soon right>?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe in the Olympics, but there’s nothing planned now between US and Italy

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

There is always something happening between us and Italy if you catch my drfit

\sometimesImstill13

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a FB post that USA is playing Italy… maybe its the womens team?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it… dam my soccer knowledge is on the rise son!!

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

USChris just out soccer’d Josie

by Michael White on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what a fail by Josie

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for tomorrow when this is no longer a thing

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

you just made sure it is a thing until at least tomorrow afternoon

maybe even Friday

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lifetime baby, lifetime

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I missed that. That’s the first international break, very cool!

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, lets argue it… Donovan 4 MLS rings, Dempsey none…

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

this argument is dumb in all sports

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

haha I know, im kidding… I told my italian friend Donovan is the greatest American soccer player ever, and he said im probably right… coming from an Italian, that meant alot.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It was more fun when the Dodgers won rings, not so much anymore

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

especially since Dempsey left for the EPL years ago, has the most goals for an American in the EPL

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea that Dempsey was only a year younger than Donovan. I thought Donovan was 31 or 32.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially since Dempsey only played in the MLS for three years.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

did lose to Donovan in the 2005 finals, that was a fun one

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially since Donovan is the alltime goals and assist leader.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I really have no idea what im talking about when it comes to soccer, im just messing around…. Still I will stand by Donovan is best American soccer player ever… but hopefully there is much better to come in the future, if were ever winning a WC

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You just owned Josie, you can take that to your early grave

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

wait what? early grave? Hopefully not that early.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it can get confusing, cause all these numbers for different teams are being thrown around. Most important thing is just knowing that yes, Landon Donovan is the best in the US and yes, he plays for the LA Galaxy

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

they do different things on the pitch, but Beckham resulted in more goals last year

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Miguel Batista

Jim Thome, Omar Vizquel, and Ivan Rodriquez were all playing in 1992.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST reply actions  

Yesterday was 17 year anniversary of the Northridge Earthquake.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

and my cousin’s birthday. The awesome cakemaker.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The 3 major quakes I remember were

the Sylmar quake (41st anniversary of that one next month)
the Whittier Narrows quake (October 1987)
and the Northridge quake

I was driving home during the Bay area quake in 1989, I was coming out of underground garage so I missed the radio broadcast of the quake.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I got home and wondered why all the players were standing in the field. Then they started to show damage. They showed the freeway thing I did not not grasp what had happened, when i realized it was two freeways pancaked upon each other I had the same feeling when I saw the second plane hit the tower.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Next up on TBLA

More moments that really fucking sucked

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the same feeling when Rollins drove into the gap

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Urge to kill Broxton?
Sinking Stomach?
Vomit Uprising?
Fist through TV?
Pissing on the moon?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

When rollins connected I felt like I’d been punched in the stomach

by Michael White on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Loudest I have ever said the word fuck

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LA Dodger Devil Dogs
Matt Stairs
Reggie Jackson
Graig Nettles
Larry Jaster
Moe Drabowski

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You have the makings of an article. Or have you written that one already?

Joe Morgan.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack Clark
Ozzie Smith

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Rudi

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

looked great in that A’s uni

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Rudi is my friend’s uncle. He almost played on our softball team last year.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Next time you see him

knock him down

/notreally

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never actually met him.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Better hope the opposing pitcher at least warms up in case there is any delay.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What haven’t we written?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

We haven’t tried taking poo thoughts from the comments to the front page.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Inductions to the Vin Scully Lords of the Ravine.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw man, that hurts

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t not go there though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sylmar quake

got me out of high school for a couple days, so that was a nice one for me. Northridge quake shook like hell in Pasadena. My condo walls were bowing in and out. I was in Torrance for the Whittier quake, so I barely felt it.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

My Dad

Woke me up for a couple of month after Sylmar by shaking my bed with his foot. Instant adrenaline shot.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sylmar

I was sleeping off something at the Paloma apartments in Venice when that thing hit, Never felt anything like that before or since.

by preacher roe on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

dam, 17 years, cant believe it….

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

18

It was 1994.

I was less than 1.5 miles from the epicenter. It was unreal.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking Math

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

remember the old Northridge Mall? With the movie theatre inside, played like 2 or 3 movies? I saw Home Alone there… and what about Broadway? Do those exsist anywhere anymore?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. The Broadway is no more. I forgot who bought out those store, Bloomingdale’s I think.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Ricardo’s was right next to the theater, which was like 4 screens. Those tiny crapbox theaters that were everywhere in the 70s/early 80s.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Ricardo’s

thank you for that

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Ricardo’s!!! With those colored lolly pops in the front entrance… miss Don Ricardo’s, what a memory.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hadn’t thought of Don Ricardo’s for awhile. I’ve had a few pitchers there

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent too much time in both those places.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

We used to refer

to going to Don Ricardo’s as “working on my brothers car”

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew dudes whose plan was shots at Don Ricardo’s and hopefully blow jobs in the theater.
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I don’t if they ever got takers though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s gross, how much do you have to drink?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They are both gone but El Queso Grande does still exist.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Nacho’s on Devonshire

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Still there, never been in it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ive never been in it either. How is it? What would you compare it to?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Pudge was married in 1991 and has a son who was born in 1992 who just got drafted in the 6th round by the Twins

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No it isn’t. But they never took down mobile Wikipedia and if you hit ESC before the page fully loads, you can still read the regular version of Wikipedia.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i have java disabled, probably why it loaded

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was another way to get past the blackout.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

um, sign your ass up please

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I signed up to bring the Zingers

by G.Scott on Jan 18, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like to see if he

could find Zingers in a market in Southern California.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they not exist anymore?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re next to the Everclear

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

They are like

Delaware punch, they exist but they are not everywhere.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he meant he was bringing the insults

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that. You don’t play, you don’t get to needle. Well, maybe the DT team.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much any convenience store.

/FatGuyFacts

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

okay

I wonder if they sell Chocodiles still.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hostess

fruit pies. Back in the day, I’m sure that crust was loaded with lard.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had my share of those

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 18, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I had more than mine, but I’m pretty sure I’ve had one in 30 years or more.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Many’s the day when we would stop into the convenience store in Ventura after surfing all day, to load up on chocolate milk, Boston Cream Pies, Hostess Twinkies and pies, Cokes and anything with sugar in it.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but she got to play against girls

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Donovan might be able to take her. Quite rightly.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this “soccer” you speak of?

This has my vote. Josie will correct me.

by KellyStephen on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, but in the same way you can argue Sheryl Miller was better than Reggie Miller

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

she was, but she didn’t have the stage Reggie had, so it’s a tough argument to win a jury with

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

a team of 5 sheryls beats a team of 5 Reggies?

this is silly. You can say she had a more accomplished career, you can say she was better than girls more than Reggie was better than boys

but you cannot say she was better

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Reggie has admitted, Cheryl beat him in one on one all the time

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And Cheryl has admitted that when Reggie could beat her, she stopped playing with him.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Britney Griner

Would beat either of the Millers…hell throw in Andre, Brad and Mike too

by preacher roe on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister could be me up until I was 13

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I also think that generally

Chris Evert and the William sisters have had a greater impact in Tennis than Pete Sampras, John McEnroe and Jimmy Connors. If you let Martina’s natruarlized citizenship come into play, then it is no contest.

Billie Jean King and Arthur Ashe are similar icons.

This isn’t an actual contest between men and women (at least for me) I am talking more for what they did for their sport.

I just think that Mia Hamm has done more for soccer in the U.S. than any American born male player. Partly because of media coverage generally and also because her National team won their World Cup in the U.S.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy Yes

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and because girls are pretty

Vonn has done more for skiing too

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Skiing got big with Jean-Claude Kiley in the 1960s. He got famous with the Olympics and racked up the endorsements too.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Supposedly the best athlete in that family is the older brother who never played pro sports. But I agree; Cheryl > Reggie.

I heard the story of when she scored 100 in high school. She came home and Reggie had supposedly had a great game and was talking about it. And then he asked, “So how’d you do?” He didn’t say much after that.

2 of my friends from high school roomed w/Darrel Miller in college.

by KellyStephen on Jan 18, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Anything that can shut Reggie up gets my respect.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

VegasBlues has no respect for Spike Lee

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Spike Lee made me like Reggie Miller when I was younger. Spike Lee is a bastard for that.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No but I am saying regardless of gender

in terms of historical significance as well as playing ability.

Cheryl Miller made an impact and is probably among the best women college basketball players ever but there are others who made an impact in that sport. And Reggie finished as one of the all-time best scorers in the NBA.

I also actually saw Cheryl Miller play basketball in college and while she was very good, she just didn’t have the impact in Women’s basketball like Mia Hamm did for her sport.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mia Hamm put the Women’s Team on the map for a world cup cycle, but Cheryl Miller launched a league. Mia Hamm’s league folded

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Only reason Cheryl Miller’s league still exists is because the NBA supports it.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no recollection of Miss Miller in the WBNA just those that followed her.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

she won a bunch of titles with the Houston franchise, in the early years. She went to Houston, Lisa Leslie to LA.

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Cheryl Miller never played in the WNBA.

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

shit, I’m thinking of Cynthia Cooper aren’t I?

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Her or Sheryl Swoopes

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s sexist and/or racist.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever happened to that Lobo chich that NY Liberty drafted in that 1st ever draft? She got career ending injuries?? Or that 7 foot asian chick the Sparks had?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You are thinking of

Sheryl Swopes out of Texas Tech.

The first WNBA season was in 1997, Miller coached from 1997-2000.

Miller had already been inducted into Basketball Hall of Fame in 1995.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the Basketball Hall of Fame is another colossal joke

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The Basketball HOF

has no real criteria for getting inducted.

John Wooden is inducted both as a player and a coach. Lenny Wilkens is similarly honored.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is, but it is possible to be inducted into the baseball hall of fame separately as a player and and as a manager. I wonder who would be closest to have done it? You know Joe Torre will get in as a manager, and he’s a hall of the very, very good ballplayer who won an MVP, and who did garner votes as a player.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Torre has got to be the closest so far for this.

I wonder if Cal Ripken would ever want to manage. He seems like the type who would.

Maybe Ryne Sandberg is the closest with a shot now since he is already managing in Triple A, and is only missing that whole “be a HOF major league manager” part. :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Cythnia Cooper, Sheryl Swoopes and Tina Thompson

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont remember Miller ever in the WNBA either.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

actively trying not to remember the WNBA

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish Candice Parker wasnt married, her and Kobe would make a great couple… If they had a baby, holy shit, Greatest EVER!

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

sure, but that’s still more of a lasting impact than one World Cup cycle.

by Josie Becker on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you ever see Cheryl Miller play professional basketball?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The iconic photo that more people will recognize is of Brandi Chastain.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Mia Hamm was getting sponsorships with Gatorade, Nike, etc.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I defer to Nomar on this.

He married Mia. She wins.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Michelle Akers(-Stahl)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 19, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I watched with the sound off

At least there was a bit of a visual payoff around the 45 second mark.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Big college basketball game tonight for UNM. UNM hosts UNLV; on Saturday UNM plays San Diego State.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Flip that. San Diego State tonight, @ UNLV Saturday.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the USC-UNM game from earlier this year. Tough to watch. In a Trojans’ season full of low-scoring stinkers, that was the low-scoriengest. 44-41.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 18, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That was on at Buffalo Wild Wings right before some UFC fights. I think the Lobos scored one field goal in the entire half hour I was there. And won.

But UNM always plays a lot better at home. Because of the mile-high altitude and it is LOUD.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I can keep up with the comments

but i’d just like to say that everclear is the shit. Everytime I have had it, I don’t remember who i am, who im with, what ive done, or where i am. Awesome.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

And while y'all hate on STL

its legal there!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It is needed there.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its needed in CA too

some pretty frustrating stuff going on here

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We have medical marijuana here.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Thus: engaged!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yes clearly pre-engagement i was on an epic everclear bender

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

not to the men folk

how to get your woman to do ANYTHING you want.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

the hell just happened....

men, drink your everclear, drink it proudly.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, sure, liquor is quicker and everclear is the express.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yea i really do prefer the liquor

MJ makes me want to sit in a corner free basing cheetos or something

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Buying more food will lead to more jobs! Smoking doobs will help the economy!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, now I wanna drink everclear AND smoke…. lethal combination is sounds like

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You had a good run.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This was a great comment. Too bad my wife doesn’t drink :0

by kinbote on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

this doesn't appeal to me at all

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah.

my comment was sarcastic. her description sounds horrible to me.

by court168627 on Jan 18, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys are no fun.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Life is too short to be sober…. remember that.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

im just messin with you guys…. you know, ive done alot of shit in my days… but Ive never blacked out, and/or not knew who I was. I guess im not as big of a partier as I think I am.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

cmon, you have a reputation to live up to!

by court168627 on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

meh.

sober is more than fine to me.

by court168627 on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet you engage in the convos in here all the time. ;-)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

dont knock till you tried it.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

how would i remember if i liked it?

by court168627 on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I like when I mostly forget something stupid and funny, and then a friend who was there half remembers it, and then we laugh until we cry trying to recall all the details

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

please excuse me if I am wrong

but weren’t you the one saying some stuff about people with substance abuse problems being bad a few weeks back

and I think doing stuff you can’t remember is incredibly fun, when done in moderation of course

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

enjoyment does not equal abuse, my friend

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know much about alcoholism

but isn’t one of the definitions of alcohol abuse “drinking until you black out?”

by court168627 on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more needing to drink until you black out. And having it cause you problems in life. An occasional bender does not necessarily an alcoholic make.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

thank you dave!

couldn’t have put it better myself.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

but surely you see at least an element of hypocrisy in our JLs anti-drug stance a few weeks back and this I wanna party stance now

yes?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

everyones a big fat hypocrit

I just want us all to be honest about it. Now if you’ll excuse me i’m going to go find an athlete to punch in the face

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I contradict myself? Yes, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I am hearing this to the tune of an early 70s hit for an Aussie singer

If I have to, I contradict myself.
I am large (LARGE!)
I contain multitudes!
I AM WOMAN!!!!!

;-)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave hears everything set to rock and roll music.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Like a weird form of synesthesia.

by kinbote on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a stretch to term Helen Reddy “rock and roll”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OK. Pop music.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 19, 2012 4:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I may or may not have blacked out on New Year’s Eve.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That was you getting teabagged by an Alabama fan?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sure that was not me, as I remember everything up until having a few drinks back in the hotel room around 3 am.

by fbihop on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

doing marijuana at all makes you a bad person

drinking in excess makes you a fun person. Ok.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, i reverse my stance

smoke away. its just not my thing. you’re right, i shouldn’t judge.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

im a very un-judgy person

i want everyone to get their drink, smoke, toke, and whatever on if they so choose :-) you only live once.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So, open marriage with the Mr. to be? ;-)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i draw the line there, sir.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Smoke two joints in the morning
Smoke two joints at night
Smoke two joints in the afternoon
Everything’s all right.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

because it's always one or the other

NO MIDDLE GROUND!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

its the way of the highlander

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

also

i don’t think this statement can really applied to anything that you enjoy doing

by court168627 on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that kind of joint uschris!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit, I was gonna bid on the Dodgers, but then I got high.

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda interesting also to see update on Cohen's situation

possibly affected by insider trading d-bags. From everything I’ve heard about Cohen I’m okay if he has to bail.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 18, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

this thread has been awesoke

be proud TBLA

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

seriously

i missed some good shit today.
so many greens….

by court168627 on Jan 18, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and (ever)clears

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

dam thats alot of daughters… inside he has to be bummed to have that many kids with no son, but maybe not. Funny the reaction when Steven Tyler makes that comment about the daughter being hot and humid… she is 15!

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

She was my favorite audition, probably. Great.

by silverwidow on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

just curious since it's been discussed
Look for the Timberwolves to offer Kevin Love a $60 million, four-year contract extension within the next eight days.

fair value?

link

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

Hard to say what is fair value

in the NBA since the contract amounts and lengths are collectively bargained. Sounds low but it does set him up with good security.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

that's true

cap and all, and the new CBA rules are steep. I guess the question is does Love want to stay in MIN?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

despite what seems to be a lot of player movement, you still get more money if you are under contract (Bird rule) vs being an unrestricted free agent.

The NBA, despite what happened recently, is still a place where your most lucrative place to play is on the team you are under contract with.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

is the 4 for 60 the max? or what would be the max?

by uschris0304 on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a report where

he could be in line for a max deal of 5 years/80M.

He could not sign an extension, become a restricted FA and sign an offer sheet and let Minnesota match. Or he could sign a $6M qualifying deal and become an unrestricted FA after 2013 season.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

6 for 6

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

7 for 7

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Mo Knows

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Everclear
Moonshine

Coincidence?

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

both LA teams beat the Mavs

on last second shots

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM PST reply actions  

WGT

Good calls by Mr Stephen and Mr White

Mr Big Shot

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

back to back losses in the final seconds

hard for the Mavs

but fuck’em :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers have their #1. So every loss is good, though they may trade it.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

If I were Yu I’d have wanted a 4 year deal. Once he proves himself, he can beat $10 mil annually pretty easily.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

JFC this app puts comments where I don’t want them.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Sarah's Take

I wonder if she’d like some cheese with all that whine. And how bout this eye roll inducing gem…

Nate Eovaldi is the most interesting member of the Dodgers’ starting rotation, but he might not be allowed to pitch with the additions of journeymen Chris Capuano and Aaron Harang.

by silverwidow on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t see any “whine” and if you grant that the premises are primarily based on “conventional wisdom”, her conclusions don’t seem far-fetched. I don’t like the wording of the sentence you quoted, but don’t you find Eovaldi (a potential member of the rotation once injuries start happening) far more interesting than Capang?

I actually find the part of her article that is most objectionable is that her conclusion is to do something that can’t really be done:

Colletti needs to seek out trades to find less expensive players to fill the shortcomings on the Dodgers.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s whining about the rotation, the offense, the bullpen, etc. She’s also presumptuous that Billingsley’s mechanics and confidence are the reasons that “don’t allow him to go past the fifth inning.” Zero mention or analysis of pitch selection. There’s also zero support for why, in her opinion, the bullpen isn’t any good.

And the Eovaldi part, from what I read, seems to include the entire rotation. I don’t have the foggiest idea how he’s more ‘interesting’ than Kershaw based on 32 innings. Cause he throws harder?

The article stinks.

by silverwidow on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The article may be lacking in proper analysis but is “whine” the descriptive word when a writer feels a team is lacking the ability to compete?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Far easier to criticize someone elses writings than to write your own for others to judge.

by Xeifrank on Jan 19, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

My main issue with the article is she says Ethier provides excellent defense…

by VegasBlues on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

“Gold Glove”

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 19, 2012 4:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, I can’t imagine what you think of what I write when I’m critical.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 19, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

NPUT

http://www.truebluela.com/2012/1/19/2712559/dodgers-2012-minor-league-countdown-120-111

Where Brandon whines about the shortcomings of prospects 110 – 120.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST reply actions  

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