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A CamelBack run for Eric

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We break into your normal programming to bring you this breaking news:

Hard working TrueBlueLA and SBNation Los Angeles Editor Eric Stephen is going to Arizona this spring and he could use new clothes to rep TrueBlueLa in style.

We are over 5,000 members strong and before you spend that tax rebate money on clothes for your kids, food for your family, or food banks, we need you to consider spending some money on yourself. And by yourself I mean Eric. It has been a dry winter, but you all remember how Eric does the pregame show, in - game moderation, post game shows. How he leaves his home every weekend to cover the Dodgers and get the best quotes and in house information. You all remember that, but this year we need to get him to Camelback to cover the team like it has never been covered before.

This is not your normal telethon, we have some of the greatest TBLA characters on the phones right now to take your donations.

So call 1-888-TRUEBLA and make a donation after talking to the commentator of your choice:

The Midnight to Eight AM Shift has some of our best talent:

Gary - as Gary has humbly told us he can tell if someone is a prospect or not simply by watching how they wash their hands. He'll be heading to Camelback himself this spring, ask him which prospect you want him to keep an eye on in the restroom and for the right price, he'll report back to you personally. He has other talents, if you want Gary to put a fastball into someones earhole he's also the man for that. Also can help in the marketing world. Don't ask him about him doing dishes after a layover.

BHSportsGuy - you need a recipe, he's your man. Be prepared have your tomato paste on hand.

Hollywood Joe - the most interesting man on TrueBlueLA can give you an adventure no matter the subject. Surfing, Woman, Food, Wine, Outsourcing. He's your man

Humma - You want him to make fun of himself or give you a clever limerick? He's multi faceted and and will deliver the goods while drinking gin in one hand and handling/manipulating the speaker phone with the other hand. And by speaker phone I don't mean speaker phone.

NoLander - has an opinion about everything, even sports he does not like or pay attention too. He can help with any gadget questions provided it was not created by Apple.

Silverwidow - you want an overhyped prospect in any sport that will become yesterdays news before yesterday comes. He's your man.

Michael White - will answer any Clipper or basketball question, or for the whack jobs, he will answer questions about the WAC

Brandon - you'd think he'd answer any prospect questions but he asked if we could set it up so he does not have to answer any questions. After ranking 200 players he is soooooooo tired of Dodger prospects, so instead ask about exciting audit stuff, you know the stuff gives auditors the woody's they are world renowned for.

Star-divide

This all day telethon continues from 8:00 AM - Noon with our next group. Remember all these folk are giving their time freely to raise money for Eric's Camel Back run. Don't let them down.

Tommy Blackjack - I have no idea why he is on the phones, the only thing I know about Tommy is that he works in Pet Insurance and hates Dr. Pepper. Who would ask him anything?

USCChris - Let Chris give you three thoughts, one will be outrageous, one will be an apology, and he will end with more outrageous thought to top the first one. We call that the Triple Sundae

Delias Man - you need someone to hate, he can hate for you. That is worth it's weight in gold

Xeifrank - our gambling expert is your gambling expert today, no matter the game, he's got a simulation for it. Just be aware that he's taking a 20% cut of anything donated to Eric that he answered the call on.

12:00PM - 16:00 - we go with the classier members

Court##### - maybe he can tell you why he's a PHD candidate and has such a lame moniker. You have a question about music, he should be able to answer it, if not let's dial it up a notch and have him transfer you to,...........

Berkowitz - crusty dude who looks exactly like a music professor should look. Eventually Court### will morph into him.

Josie - another scholar who can take your movie, music, team uniforms, cultural questions or any number of subjects. Just don't ask her about soccer, she doesn't even know when the National team plays Italy. If you have a soccer question I suggest you wake up earlier and ask USCChris.

Maddz - you want to talk Theology at the highest level, she is your girl. I'm not sure if there is anything Maddz does not know some answer too, yet I'm sure if she does not know the answer the bulldog will find it for you. At some point I think she has applied to every college in America and now beyond so maybe you have a college question.

Mintxcore - you want to know how to be a snob, he's the man who can answer that question

As the work day winds down you need some optimistic help. Our 16:00 - 18:00 trio will do the trick for you:

Underdog - can either tell you why to be optimistic no matter how this shithole season is shaping up, or he can simply match anyone on the Internet for movie reviews and trivia.

IVdown (Bobby) - you need a TV package, he's worked for all of them and can give you the rundown on the best one. You want some optimism, he can give you that. You want some puppy slobber he can give you that,

Keith13 - he lives in Arkansas and still loves life, who better to make you feel better about your shitty life. I'll tell you one thing, the only way to really feel better about yourself is to make the call to 1-888-TrueBLA and donate some of your hard earned money.

18:00 - 20:00

Tired of the high brow or optimistic poo pa, and want some low brow entertainment? We have the group for you.

Meercatjon - crusty ole rodent who will give you unwanted advice for keeping varmints out of your holes and other non-useful things

David Young - he may be a rocket scientist but at his heart he's a Chatsworth kid who knows the industry in and outs better then anyone.

ElCamino - making a rare appearance, this ole bugger has the info on the right beer no matter the circumstance

Joey Joe - ask him why he visits us, we all want to know

Kelley Stephen - Doesn't Stephen Kelley sound better? He will probably just let the phone ring

Mleadman - derelict misanthrope who can answer any question about where to eat. I may have used misanthrope wrong but it was going to be used at some point today and this is where it was randomly inserted. Deal with it. Call Marty

Regfairfeld - You like someone, ask Reg and he'll let you know how much he sucks and why.

20:00 - 11:59Pm

Taking it home group, our goody two shoes members

Robotmaidofnails - can answer any baseball umpire question

That is it, we don't have many "nice" members.

Grimjack, fbihop , VeroJoe, Kinbote, Nolij, Julio, OB12, Pure Azure, NotJoeTorre, Shaqfor3, SeanMillerSavior, Tripon, UCLA32, LittleBlueBicycle, hee came hee seop'd he choi'd, VegasBlues, Taylor, Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache, and Chad had better things to do but have promised to help out during the next telethon.

Get off your duffs, make the call, get Eric to Camelback in style.

And thanks for reading because without you there would still be a TrueBlueLA, just a lot less irritating.

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It won’t happen until a week and a half from now, but I will definitely be sending something the way of that paypal next paycheck. Without TBLA, the amazing writers and amazing people who comment I don’t know what I would do to get myself through the work day, because I sure as hell know it wouldn’t be work, though damned if I couldn’t answer all your phone, internet, and tv questions if you had em ;)

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I better go out and get a tattoo!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 24, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Remind me again on Feb 1 and I’ll kick in some money.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

tell us when and where, love this site..
train

by Bluetrain on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

www.paypal.com
mof328
@
yahoo.com

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my favorite thing ever for anything

I didn’t stop cracking up the entire time reading this

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM PST reply actions  

Man that is a terrible picture. That’s on me though :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 AM PST reply actions  

Could be on the uncredited photographer. He knows who he is.

Do note however how the banner above your head is well-framed.

I hope everyone knows that is a Giants press pass that you are wearing.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it might have been photoshopped.

by berkowit28 on Jan 24, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

I snapped that. It is in the Scottsdale stadium where the Giants have their spring training games. Paddy O’Furniture is a real business.

I don’t know why I didn’t take Eric’s pic at the banner that advertised that there were the place for day drinking.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta hand it to the Giants for having two funny ads at their spring stadium. :)

Oh yeah, Rubby pitched four hitless innings that day.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Right!

Guess I would have needed to get Eric and Phil to be pictured under that banner.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Calls yet.

I am sure there are nights and mornings and games where Eric thought he could just slack off a little but he doesn’t do that. I can tell you the man works hard for this site, give a little back.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 AM PST reply actions  

Let the record show that I called that number.

by Julio Nievas on Jan 24, 2012 5:21 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

My favorite profile was Tommy’s :)

by Julio Nievas on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Love Humma’s, HJ’s & Tommy’s

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 5:36 AM PST reply actions  

you can tell this was brewing for awhile

That’s why it turned out so great

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 6:21 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

What’s up Tommy?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 6:35 AM PST reply actions  

head colds suck

How about you Joe?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I've got a miracle cure for you...

You may already know what it is ;)

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Good start to the day…Dodger news on SC showing a few of the names bidding for our boys in blue. We’re a day closer to ridding ourselves of McCourt :) Hope you feel better bro!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 6:54 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 6:57 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

(in Cartman’s voice) “…. I love ya guys”

by Jack Huber on Jan 24, 2012 6:58 AM PST reply actions  

non sequitur

The Japanese really love their bathroom technology.
The heated seat was nice, but it took me a full minute to figure out what the flush button was after accidentally spraying warm water on myself (which was kinda awesome)

by Jack Huber on Jan 24, 2012 7:04 AM PST reply actions  

normally when i send people money by paypal i get a baseball card in return.

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 7:21 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks for being way better at this than I ever was, Eric.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 24, 2012 7:32 AM PST reply actions  

Does this come with a reach-around?

Or, at the very least, a tax write-off?

Bringing you the best punk, post-punk, and noise rock from the US/UK and beyond!
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by Julio Pena on Jan 24, 2012 7:33 AM PST reply actions  

need Hee Came Hee Seop’d Hee Choi’d to show up to answer this one

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Is currency the only thing requested or can I donate beer?

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Jan 24, 2012 7:35 AM PST reply actions  

haha - well done

but I thought we’d be more likely raising money for a bail bond company than clothes. Come on! Which one is Eric more likely going to need during spring break in AZ.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

The press club has new dress rules, based on the photo Eric needs a makeover.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA i would totally drill someone as a fundraiser for eric

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

in TBLA Fundraiser, target throws ball at you!

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I will take an 80 off the noggin for 100 Alex

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

so, you want me to tone it down?

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Call

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Back

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Astros are considering changing their name

Bomani Jones suggested them changing back to their 60s name, The Colt .45s. I like it

by Julio Nievas on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

You might try yesterdays thread, it got some good work done on that.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

and hire Billy Dee Williams to be their PA announcer.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw create a caption contest

Hopefully you brilliant writers can best what I’ve seen so far

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 AM PST reply actions  

“As you can see, Clayton, that red line descending down the graph symbolizes the Giant’s chances of winning after your first pitch to start the game… Oh wait”

by Julio Nievas on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

“Bring your kid to work day was 20 years ago, Clayton!”

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait that’s Kershaw.

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by regfairfield on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

“This is the computer we use to track the orbit of Pujols’ home run off Brad LIdge”

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

ha

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw’s wardrobe provided by his mother.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I read the first 10-15

People are idiotic.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Take it, you did not like the Yankee one

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually missed that one. It looks like a couple may have been deleted, because there were some last night that were just stupid from what I remember. I was going to post the link until I saw most of the comments were just people talking crap, rather than having a good time.

The etrade baby one was pretty good, lol.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I chuckled at a few of them.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Guy: “So, Clayton, Mr. Cohen has this much money.”

Kershaw: “Excellent!”

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

only slightly ashamed

“Great pictures of Africa Clayton, man those bra-less African babes have titties down to here”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Clayton: My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!
Ellen: Unless somebody stops them…
Clayton: …or beats them to it. Egg-nog?

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

“So Joshua Macciello really does own gold mines?”


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Love this whole thing

so glad this didn’t die

Just don’t ask her about soccer, she doesn’t even know when the National team plays Italy. If you have a soccer question I suggest you wake up earlier and ask USCChris.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST reply actions  

I can boil my eggs with the steam coming from Josie’s ears this morning

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

but now that this little incident is so far behind us I can’t see it anymore, all I wanna know is if HJ is gonna watch : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

gonna shoot you a text here in a few. have kind of an interesting question

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, when standing at a urinal next to HJ you might feel inadequate, best to simply look forward and not try to stare

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

how else am i to know if he’s a prospect or not?

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hot wife Check
Confident Check
I’ve never looked into HJ’s eyes, I can never get past the nose:)

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

the nose is the secret to my success

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

how would you know this kind of intel?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

he’s Italian? What else does that race have going for them?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The speed with which they disembark?

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

we retreat with the best!

The Italian Army slogan should be “Too busy eating to fight since the fall of Rome”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

the French have no excuse, we had the glory of Rome for 900 years to figure out that fighting is for the birds

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

“Do you care if it falls?”

“What?”

“The Roman Empire.”

“Fuck it.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Maybe it was the 1.7 Million who died in WWI

I’m breaking Humma’s law but French Cowardice is a pet peeve of mine.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

jeez Phil – you trampled on poor Humma’s law

I am still pissed at the loss of Corsica and Nizza

and that the greatest French General was really another short ill-tempered Italian

but yes, WWI sucked for the French and everyone

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

they may not be cowards

but they seem to fuck up every war they get involved in

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

They did ok in the American Revolution

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

HJ

I finally made it to the title essay in “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again.” It is slaying me.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh good! Cracked me up too

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s doubly poignant reading his death-dread thoughts too, in light of his fate.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Just ask them!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasgoing to comment on this but I am not opening up another political debate.

by Grimjack on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

since napoleon

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

HITNG?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

On MLB TV last night doing the Oughta Here for 2010, they showed the Jose Baustista home run chart.

53 home runs to LC – LF
One home run to RF

Did pitchers simply throw inside to him all year?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 AM PST reply actions  

1) crowd plate
2) have someone in center field tell you what pitch is coming
3) spin on everything
4) ????
5) Profit

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

He either swung as hard as he could at pitches inside or didn’t bother swinging at all.

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by regfairfield on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet, I got a shift!! I would of threw in something about my knowledge of illegal narcotics and how I can list anything you want by dealer and price range like a search engine… but thats ok, maybe you wanted to keep this post clean and sober.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 AM PST reply actions  

gooble

Gobble

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nah, I could never be one of you guys, but somebody has to be the bad guy, and like The Situation, I enjoy the bad guy role.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

/runs out of house crying

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

so you watch it, im impressed.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re easily impressed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

im impressed because I didnt realize anyone other then deliasman ,I think, watch it, but I guess not.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

/runs into wall

That’s something that happened on that show, right?

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Better, he tried to put his head through a solid concrete wall.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. He thought he’d psyche out the guy he was getting into an altercation with by showing how crazy he was. He showed this by ramming his head into a concrete wall and knocking himself out.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

too much Vonnegut as a young man I see

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

of all the meercatjohns in the world

You’re the meercatjohniest

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

hey, you cant use my DT comments against me lol….. yeah, so, I gotta a little teary eyed, and what? Seeing the way some tail-less Dolphin touched handicapped kids and showed them if this Dolphin can overcome its disability, so can I, was very touching and yes I shed some tears…. sorry, I do have a heart, whats left of it anyways.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Just to further bust my street cred, Id also cried for Patch Adams. Shit now I got no cred left.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I also cried when I realized he was going to have to wear that patch the rest of his life. The shame of being a pirate is something that never leaves you

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Keep coming back….it gets better

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That is what I told her, but she like hundreds of others simply slammed the door and I never saw her again

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Disappointed VeroJoe won’t have a shift to relay all his wicked Vero Beach Dodgers tales.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

Sorry….I cried a little this morning when I seen that all of my TBLA fam got little shout outs and I was no where to be found. I was going to buy Eric a hooker and just use it as a write off.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You made it Joe, you just didn’t get a shift because you not reliable(not really Delias said he would not work with you). I forgot to update my post until this morning, if you hit refresh you will see we didn’t completely leave you out.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sally Fields tossed Burt Reynolds salad?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Are me and Delias beefing? Fuck it we can start up the East Coast / West Coast thing….I’ll park an RV in Kansas and stand in the middle of the cross fire ;)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

You just ruined Sally Field for me

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

dont worry.

it just happened last year, not back in the day

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re in there with the rest of us that he couldn’t come up with something clever to mention. :)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm confused. Are we caught in an endless loop now?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a new post within a new post.

INCEPTION

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We are only two levels down, it will get crazy by dusk

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

falls micro-slowly off of blog

towards river

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot, this may be my favorite one
Regfairfeld – You like someone, ask Reg and he’ll let you know how much he sucks and why.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That was a great one.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

this was great

but I feel like my hate for steve jobs has been shortchanged

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

I feel my hated for all mankind has been longchanged

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah – he colored you bad

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I got to use a fancy word that I expected Josie/Berkowtiz to inform me was used incorrectly.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

it is a delightfully funny play

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I see now that I used it correctly

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have accepted

lycanthrope

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Teen Wolf hit home for you

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank god

no bodies buried in this thread

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Give it time, I think the pressure of the thread has unraveled a few members

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m shaken but not stirred.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

We did have a tossed salad though

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

You have no idea

how hard I’m trying to work a Flying Nun joke into this

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s get back to this one.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Stick it in his Gary, stick it in his ear

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm laughing hard at this

For a reason Phil cannot know

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

South Park

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think there was one where Meg wanted to have sex but stay pure, so the kids started having ear sex.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

That happened

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i would have texted you but I only have your twitter. if you get a chance, check the tweet i sent you this morning. You can Direct Message me back if you prefer that to the public realm

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Check your mail?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Nolij, quick!

You may have another Coke Rewards email!

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, nope. But I did have a yoga groupon.

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by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i would have texted you but I only have your twitter. if you get a chance, check the tweet

Think about how this would have looked just four years ago

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

someone somewhere would have assumed i was trying to set up a domestic espionage ring

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

They really should. Think of it as gas money on a really roadtrip.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

“long” roadtrip

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was rally

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The heavy hitters don’t bring out their wallets until after lunch. I was going to suggest instead of eating lunch simply give Eric your lunch money today, but then I remembered how cranky Marty got when he was lunchless on Jury duty.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I gotta remember my Paypal login

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Last year from what I understand he got some nice donations, not 1% type of action but it was something which is better then nothing.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Thinking of something awful to say……

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

Roses give off just the right fragrance to make one feel better as they stroll by the garden on their way to work

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. Good stuff. And thanks.

Nice to be in the “classy group” (as I sit in my stinky ass sweatpants.)

And great to have the afternoon shift. That’s usually when I do my freelance napping though.

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

The Houston Stinky Asses

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

hee hee

I was gonna do the one that Dave posted yesterday but couldn’t do it on my phone at the time. “The Houston We Have a Problems”

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Jessica Simpson

Approves

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I second the suggestion that we get a reminder at the first of the month. Money is a little tight right now.
Also, I really hate my moniker now. I want to change it to just “court” (as most of you call me anyway), but that probably wouldn’t work.

by court168627 on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

if I remember I can call you court168627

But that won’t happen :P

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

wondered where all the numbers came from.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

music is just math, if you add the C and B chords, but subtract the D chord while multiplying E and F you get 168627

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, if you turned those into scale steps you could get a pretty righteous melody.

by court168627 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Like an Unchained Melody

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard that song the other day somewhere… I think on an episode of Cheers that I was watching?

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s a handle i’ve used since high school. it’s my high school id.
i’m comfortable with just “court” though"

by court168627 on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I want to call you 168627 ;)

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I AM NOT A NUMBER. I AM A MAN.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

From the outside, I am thinking
I am a number, not a man
From the outside, I am thinking
What were they thinking?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m wondering why you have my wife’s birthdate as your numbers. March 4th

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Chale… I cant answer personal questions

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, why do you all leave yourself so open for ridicule

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm with you

I hate all these damn lights, lol.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I just use a desk lamp and light from my windows, refuse to use the ceiling florescent lights

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh “working in” I thought it was “working it”.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

dirty old man

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

lmao!

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I forget

Is Nolander the vampire?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He likes working in the dark
He’s pasty white
He owns a cape

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I am NOT pasty white

and I don’t own a cape… yet.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

How about a cloak?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Its on the list

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re a little pasty

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like a little pastry.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum is “close” to a 2-year deal with SF for “a little over” $40 million, per Heyman.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

damn

i want his contract to KILL them when he sucks.

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Lineceum, Giants have reached verbal agreement, per Hank Schulman.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

So, is that as hefty as it sounds? Or about right?

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

About right

$500k bonus
$18m in 2012
$22m in 2013

Per Schulman

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

about right, he turned down 5/100 so they simply when with his two team years. I think he will regret not doing the 5/100.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito was a full year removed from his Cy year when he got paid. Lincecum doesn’t have to dominate both of the next two years to still get his. If he ends up playing ligament musical chairs, however, he might regret it.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, good for Giants I guess. Was hoping they'd get burned instead.

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees will get burned instead

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I really think Cain will end up signing long-term with SF and Linceum will walk.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Schmidt is thinking, “fool!”

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

"fool of a Toke!"

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I pity the fool

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah and O’s and Rangers are out on Fielder…. come on Frank, were really gonna let the native Fielder go to Washington DC?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact

From TMQ on ESPN.COM


Madonna, who will be the halftime act, was born before NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, and for that matter before President Barack Obama.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

dam, how old is she, like 100? Can NFL get more creative with halftime shows? seriously, Madonna? whatever.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Unlike the previous acts she was not born before the birth of the film industry

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That is interesting, but considering the history of McCartneys and Aerosmiths and stuff, she is practically a baby.

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by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm I apparently have better things to do. This is news to me!

I do have my own fundraiser that I need to get around to organizing, but I’m waiting to get bumped up the transplant list some more.

Golfing sounds like fun. It just needs to stop raining…

by VegasBlues on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

so how exactly can they wriggle out of Loney’s 2012 contract?

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

why?

they need a 1b in 2012.

by court168627 on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

*rolls eyes*

looks like Fielder will be a Nat by the end of the day.

Also, this whole “Fielder to Dodgers” thing is getting a little ridiculous. I’m going to start taking cash bets if people really believe this much.

by court168627 on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I only got money, wish is better then cash.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Until Rob Lowe tells me Fielder has signed, the hope is going nowhere.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

trade him, play him in LF, bench player,

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Have Fielder eat the contract. Literally.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

now this contract had….dry ink on it for several fortnights

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

trade him to the Brewers

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think that's true

You can cut Loney for 45 (?) day termination pay.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

and then lose a grievance filed by the Players Union.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just using the Repko comp. What is the difference (honest question)

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sufficient baseball ability

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The clause in the CBA

This is from the old CBA, but I doubt it is much different if at all in the new CBA:

A Player whose Contract is terminated by a Club under paragraph7(b)(2) of the Uniform Player’s Contract for failure to exhibit sufficient skill or competitive ability shall be entitled to receive termination pay from the Club in an amount equal to thirty (30) days’ payment at the rate stipulated in paragraph 2 of his Contract, if the termination occurs during spring training but on or before the 16th day prior to the start of the championship season. If the termination occurs during spring training, but subsequent to the 16th day prior to the start of the championship season, the Player’s termination pay shall be in an amount equal to forty-five (45) days’payment at the rate stipulated inparagraph 2 of his Contract.

No way in hell Loney wouldn’t get paid his full salary in such a case. Easy win if the Dodgers tried anything.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, so you were serious about the sufficient skill part.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

amazing, I thought he was being total snark

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya, I thought it was a LOLRepko comment.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That is only if the

contract was awarded in arbitration, Loney and Ethier signed agreements before submitting figures, I think those contracts are guaranteed.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Repko didn’t go to arbitration either

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

But then that would mean that every

contract to a arbitration eligible player is not guaranteed.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I was operating under the assumption that they weren’t, at least not during spring training.

Clearly, I was wrong.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

They aren’t automatically guaranteed.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It really depends on the language in the contract whether or not it is guaranteed.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

We need another lefty in the bullpen…

by VegasBlues on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t believe the league is making the Clippers play a back to back Wed/Thurs after being on the road on Wednesday.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

It’s brutal. The different paint color on the floor really screws with the Clippers.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how many locker rooms Staples has. Must be at least six.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t think the WNBA has it’s own locker do you?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure Lakers, Clippers, Kings, and Sparks all have their own locker, with probably two visitors locker rooms, one for b-ball and one for hockey. But there might be extras.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be curious, I doubt the Sparks have their own.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

The Clippers, Kings, Lakers all have their own dressing rooms at Staples
Center. If I recall correctly, the Sparks and Avengers use the same
dressing room during their respective seasons.
To the right of the double doors is the Sparks/Avengers dressing room.

After you walk through the double doors, you see the Clippers dressing
room, as well as dressing rooms used by visiting teams. You’ll then pass
the Lakers dressing room and even further down the hall is the Kings
dressing room.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do teams need rooms to dress in? Just come to work in your work clothes! Even throw a suit on top of them if need be.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

a suit over your hockey pads would be quite the sight

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

getting your penny loafers over your skates my be difficult

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, didn’t think about hockey. But just bring your geat in a gym bag and leave it under the bench like the rest of us do! :)

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

they’ve got locker rooms at the Y, dunno why this is a thing : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Reasons why this season kind of sucks…the Lakers will hold their first full contact practice since preseason camp today. Not sure how the language is worded in whatever agreement was reached for this shortened season, but since the Lakers had 18 games in the first 29 days they haven’t been allowed to have a full practice yet.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

They can practice all they want, but this team is going nowhere…. think im done watching for awhile until they make some player moves.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, that is not being a fan, that totally blows

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

im just speaking from frustration, dont mind me.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that was emo Chris

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

New Auction Keeper League - 1 spot left

I’m setting up a new auction keeper league. No entry fee. I have several very experienced, savvy owners and we need to fill one spot. We draft ASAP. I need a committed owner as this will take the next two months to complete.

12 team, $260, slow auction. Keeper by adding $5.

5×5, but we’re debating over the format right now.

(2) C, !B, 2B, 3B, SS, MI, CI, (5) OF, UTL, (9) P, (2) BN

Do you have interest? Share your Yahoo ID & I may offer an invite.

by Homerj24 on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

this killed me
Share your Yahoo ID & I may offer an invite.

For those who like a little rejection sprinkled in with their fantasy baseball

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just trying to verify commitment levels. I suppose that I could’ve worded that differently.

by Homerj24 on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I know you didn’t mean it like that, or at least I assumed you didn’t

I just found the wording very funny

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

He must be an NFL ref.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I could use another Dodger fan. I’m all by myself. C’mon guys!

by Homerj24 on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I would, but I don’t have any experience with dollar drafts.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

hang out in cheaper bars

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

i was going to go there, but couldn’t figure out how to make it work.

That said, I’m now a Delirium Tremens fan. So good.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the deep end of beer drinking.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t ruin the market on Uribe by getting a bunch of us in there bidding his ass up

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Now is this a closed or open auction?

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll just assume that this is another smart ass comment.

Thx guys!

by Homerj24 on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

rite of passage

these are just love bites

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry. That’s how we show our affection. :)

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Xeifrank

What is your take on Jersey Shore?

:)

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes me thankful I did not grow up there.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

seems easy to get laid though

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what the UC system is for.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sources be talkin

TBrownYahoo: Source: Prince is very close to a nine-year contract with the Detroit Tigers, according to sources.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST reply actions  

And then

what Miggy is going to DH.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Miguel

is making $86M for the next 4 years.

I know they lost Victor Martinez but this seems a bit much.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

they could just move miggy back to 3rd

sure his defense will be bad, but those bats man

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

wait what

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

NINE YEARS?

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

DH?

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

and this is the real Tim Brown, unlike the fake Jo(h)n Heyman tweet that went out about 20 minutes ago

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Should’ve seen that coming once Victor Martinez went down.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Tigers?!

Didn’t see that coming.

Neither did the rumor monger who was absolutely positive he’d be a Nat. Heh.

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

(rumor monger meaning a certain journalist)

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s get thirty of us and we all tweet that an inside source told us that a (different 1/30) team is on the brink of signing Fielder. One of us will look like a genius. I vote that Phil gets the Pirates.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Done deal, says Heyman

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool. Thanks for some actual baseball news.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

speachless

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Never

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

sooooo

Can we have Miggy?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

My first thought

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cecil Fielder hit 245 home runs as a Detroit Tiger. Challenge accepted.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

It just came to me that he went to his dad's team

I wonder if it’s a “fuck you” move

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom

$214 million over 9 years.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

Dodgers will get Prince

when he is useless and over, as per usual.

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So when do we find out

how Boras worked out the whole Victor Martinez injury thing.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good question

I wonder if there is a cap on larger deals. I had heard a standard figure of four percent before, but I’m not sure if that is true.

Either way, Boras made a hell of a commission today.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

"What was that again, Dave?"
Jayson Stark @jaysonst
A quote from Dave Dombrowski on Prince just 5 days ago: “He doesn’t fit for us. He’s looking for a long-term deal & that just doesn’t fit.”

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

The classic Misdirection.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad he did not go to Texas. Michael White must be happy bloke, bummer for KC

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Why is Michael happy?

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t know he’s a huge Tiger fan?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, no, I didn't. TBLA is just a guise?

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummer for the 2nd and 3rd best teams too.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame Court for this

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

The numbers in his name represent Prince’s salary in millions?

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by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it only takes one

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Let’s put this into perspective, if this had been us very few of you would be worrying about the final years of the deal because you’d be so busy dancing on your chairs.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Scott Boras is fucking amazing. seriously

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You're absolutely right

We just get to be on the outside looking in at this deal with a level head :)

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course

I’m more amazed at the Tigers payroll. I mean, good for them, or their fans, I guess. But hope they rake in the dough for some years to come because, gosh…

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

As expected, me = deflated.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, and Bartolo Colon to the A’s is official.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

I stole it from Tim Crews Mustache guy.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I know many of you are focusing on the fact we won’t have Prince to play 1st base and that Loney is our guy. Just because you now expect Eric to spend this money on beer to drown out his sorrows is no reason not to make the call. Nothing wrong with donating drunkard money, for every beer you drink this month, put one down and send it to Eric.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I seem to have misplaced my Paypal password, so i’ll donate to the cause when I get home

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d suggest the lot of you change your paypal password to truebluela so you’ll never forget it.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That's it!

It was DodgerThoughts

/Idareyoutotrythat

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

likely excuse

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm told Boras shot down the deal

per Krasnick

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT?!

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Then he should be fired. FIRED FIRED FIRED

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

depends

on what fielder wants

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by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

to be a Dodger

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He really wants

to see the inside of that locker room

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I want the Dodgers to sign him but damn thats a lot of years

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like this app a lot more

if it didn’t force the orientation to the worst one for typing

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by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Not reorienting is the stupidest thing in either mobile app.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, new to the arena but I’ve found that if I can’t landscape I’m irritated.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It is just fundamental to the smartphone that you can rotate that damn thing. Just plain dumb not to have that.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Exact tweet:

I just got a text from Scott Boras on Prince Fielder: "No deals. Still working.’’

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s never a done deal until the physicals

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, shot down the rumor of the offer

and my friend says that might have been before it became official. I should stop listening to my friend.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Shoot him down.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The 2013 free agent class doesn’t have many people I’d want as Dodgers.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

Hamels, Cain, Greinke?

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a good thing we have so many potent bats coming up through the system.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

With 9/214, I feel very confident in my reluctance from the getgo to make a play at Prince.

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by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

yeah

why not just get pujols at that point

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by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Because he’s an Angel

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

u know

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Nolander is saying that his team did. :)

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by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Kemp deal

looking good

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by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

When Loney outhits Prince this year, Ned will win the GM award and dance dance dance

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

We knew this moment was coming

but it doesn’t make it any less disappointing.

You better bring your fucking A game Jim!

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

or more likely he'll "revise revise revise" his resume as he updates his LinkedIn profile

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

SBN's Amy Nelson just retweeted
@JimBowdenESPNxm Cecil Fielder just landed for BAT dinner and was shocked and stunned when we told him his son had signed with the Tigers

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

“That little bastard is trying to upstage me”

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s trade for Miggy now!

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Jansen, Guerra for Miggy. Seems fair.

GET IT DONE, NED.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I got an interesting Email asking for Eric's paypal.

So while I had fun making the post I may have missed the message.
www.paypal.com

mof328
@
yahoo.com

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

So I’m thinking this is just the first shoe. Occam’s razor clearly would say that Prince is at 1B, Miggy to DH, but I think there’s gotta be more. Either Detroit is entertaining the notion of moving Cabrera back to third (or LF?) or would be willing to move him.

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by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

I’m thinking they simply do a timeshare with both seeing 1st base / DH.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Mr. Prince

Come hear our Timeshare presentation and we’ll give you $214,000,000

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2013 they will have an issue of having 3 guys that can play 2 positions, but they have an entire year to figure that out.

by VegasBlues on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman tweeting

That Miggy will be the one changing roles.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Dodger 1B :)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

ha ha

I might pay to watch Miggy play 3rd base again.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t believe he was a SS in the minors

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Morse was too

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I remember seeing him play with the M’s. Shitload of Ripken comps

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Joel Sherman:

If V-Mart back healthy in ’13, #Tigers could try trading Miggy with 3 yrs, $63M left (2013-15) Bet new #Dodgers owner would be interested

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabrera will be a

5 and 10 year player after this season so he will have no-trade rights.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing a few million dollars can’t handle.

We can always hope that the team sucks and that he then becomes available at the trade deadline!

by VegasBlues on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, the ray of hope. Not really.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Miggy is the better hitter, sounds good

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Except you have to give up good stuff to get him instead of simply signing a FA. I love Miggy, can’t imagine we have the parts to get him.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This. We have nothing to trade that could used to get someone of Miggy’s value.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Get another team involved then

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

our top pitching prospects wouldnt be good enough? with a Sands too?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sands isn’t good enough for the Dodgers

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

true… what about this Webster you guys keep talking about… Dee Gordon?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, besides we’ll need these guys fill spots at a low cost for several years.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Webster would have to be included, sure. But Detroit isn’t interested in trading a top-five MLB hitter for AA prospects.

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by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

A year from now Sands will hold more value

When he improves upon this season when he was about average this year in the majors (103 RC+ and 0.9 WAR in 60 games)

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Zach Lee, that guy was a first rounder!

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

We'll give you all of our bacon and eggs

all of it, for Miggy

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be insanely awesome

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Their defense is bad enough already, don’t think that will work out well

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear that Verlander guy

can strike out some guys, so no worries about the D.

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by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitch him on 0 days rest all year!

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Drysdale would pitch both games of a doubleheader and then come back to start the next day if he could.

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by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They have 2 strike out pitchers.. and the rest are extreme contact pitchers. Verlander gonna throw 280 innings this season?

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Was being a bit facetious

I don’t see that staff liking the group behind them for most of the year…you’re correct, it’s gonna be rough for those other three guys in the rotation.

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by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB announced that Tony LaRussa will manage the National League in the All-Star Game this season.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

From his car

at a stop light

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Would be great if Pujols was in the NL and he left him on the bench again.

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He won't give a shit

if it counts or not though. So, they should get Earl Weaver for the American League

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess Joey Votto

should be ready to play in a lot of All-Star games in the near future.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

That’s a good point, who is the next best NL 1B? Howard?

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, so here is your opportunity Loney to get the back up spot on the All-Star team.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What if Loney pulls a Beltre this year? That would be great….

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean what if?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

idk, my memory isnt the greatest but I seem to remember fans frustrated with Beltre, maybe even wanting him gone… Looking at his stats his OPS was in the low 700s for 3 years up until 2004…. Maybe Loney does something similar, and out of nowhere has a monster 2012 to the surprise of many.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the HR part though, or even RBIs, but still, maybe an OPS over 850… or whatever is a good OPS+

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed me completely

I said

What do you, what if?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

so you are saying it is going to happen. I think so too.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim will emerge. He will grow his hair out, get a stache, and look like Ron O’Neal in supafly…..and win the MVP.

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2008

at least through ASB, NL had Pujols, Gonzalez, Fielder, Teixeira, Votto, and Howard at first base.

Through 2010, you had all of them except Teixeira.

Now you have Votto and Howard

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

he is still laying on the ground in Philly

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Brother I’ve been there.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes, James better get his shit together unless hes gonna get Karrosd

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

When he’s not busy striking out or tearing his Achilles, yeah.

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by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as HR and RBI go, yeah

But after that, Berkman probably.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Morse played 85 games there this year

At this point he’s the 3rd best 1B left in the NL.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But will likely play LF in 2012 with LaRoche back.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Except the Nats will be using LaRoche since he’s not hurt this year. Yet

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Jimbo!

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Top of my head

1. Votto
2. Howard
3. Berkman
4. Panda
5. Freeman

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda be a 3rd baseman,

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't he play some at 1st last year?

Take him off, move up Freeman and put Goldschmidt or Davis instead then.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Lot of average 1st baseman, only Votto is a stud, with Berkman a distant 2nd and everyone else a tie for 3rd

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Maybe that Rizzo kid will work out away from the Park sponsored by Petco.

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by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Good list. Though Panda aint a first baseman.

I think Goldshcmidt will be up there by the end of the season.

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda played 3B primarily.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Helton is better than Howard IMO

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Always forget about Todd Helton

Most underrated 1st baseman in recent history? Huge contract not withstanding, of course.

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by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

home/road splits suggest overrated

by The Stuntmen on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m all for Howard bashing, but this is where I draw the line.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. The 1990s Helton yes. The 2012 Helton, no.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, isn’t Helton kinda bad these days.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He bounced back a bit in 2011, I think some are still stuck in 2010 when he was putrid

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He was pretty good in 2011, but hard to see that continuing at age 38.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take the Helton/Jambi combo over Howard

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Mekka Lekka Heinie Ho

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Votto
2. ???
3. Profit

by The Stuntmen on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LaRon Profit plays baseball now?? sweet.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Loney

is getting it together this year.

by funkyjam on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NL lost a lot ton of talent this winter.

What a battle for the AL All – Star team

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

I have this fear that this will become the norm and the Al will simply be the big money leageu and the NL will continue to be the young talent league.

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

AL 1B ballot

Pujols
Fielder
Teixeira
A.Gonzalez
Morneau (including him since he owns an MVP award)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

does Konerko play 1B or DH now? Hosmer will be good in a few.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

In ten years Hosmer will be the answer to the best player to never be on an all-star team

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

At one point, Rusty Greer was a potential answer to that question. Wow.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Rusty Greers

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It was always Tim Salmon. Well, Kirk Gibson before him. But Tim Salmon.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ca. 2000 or so, among active players, the list was something like Salmon, Karros, Greer.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he’s still at 1B: think Dunn is their DH, but they can always flip flop.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Adding to that

Carlos Santana (how much does he play 1b?)
Konerko (I know Xei just mentioned him)

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you trying to depress me?

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Shaw
Casey Blake

wait…what?

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't make that connection till just now

damn :( lol

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He might not even get $200 million. He won’t be a free agent until after his age 29 season.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Even Carlos Pena left the NL(:

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

I mentioned him when talking about it to my buddy

Not a giant loss, but still someone with power who walks.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Angels really need to send Kendry back to the NL just to make amends

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

He just needs to take the 5 North 30 miles

by The Stuntmen on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Kendry doesnt have enough grit

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s grits. Gets with the programs.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Before the Rivera resigning

I was 99% sure Ned was gonna sign Derek Lee for his PVL grits.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Howard may never hit 30 home runs again T/F

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

May: True
Will: False

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

False, I think he has one more season sometime in the next few years where he does, but other than that will be fairly mediocre.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He plays in a very HR friendly joint.

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he was headed down and this will hasten it. By 2013 he will have the worst contract in baseball if he does not already.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Vernon will be an all-star this year as the team has 55 wins at the all-star break and Pujols, Kendrick, Wells. Weaver, Haren make the all-star team.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Scioscia14 is trying to get 20 people together for a suite at Petco Park on Saturday, April 7, the opening weekend against the Dodgers. Go to his Fan Post for details

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

I am pretty sure I know Scioscia14, I think I have played ball with him. If I am correct, he is a damn good catcher and a very good hitter

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

up and down manager

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

From Jon on Dodger Thoughts. Forbes (via Maury Brown), by the way, says that based on initial offers, Frank McCourt can expect a minimum of $1.5 billion as a sale price. Man.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

initial bids are going to be higher than the final sale price

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be a little surprised if the final sale price is substantially less.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m just regurgitating. i know nothing

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, but even if they are shooting a high initially, they must be doing with some sort of factual basis otherwise anyone would just come in an bid $3B to get to the next round.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m just regurgitating. because I have to find my young

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/smallmammalproblems

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

find them?

Did you eat them? That may be worse than necrophilia

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

feed

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

A-Rod roided.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not my take

A-Rod and Albert are among the best I have ever seen, they are amongst the best ever

Price is really good

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Peter Gammons on the Twitter:

Joey Votto will love L.A.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

In the next two seasons

If the Dodgers don’t end up with a bit bat 1B I will be shocked.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

not all that much to choose from

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandsabar

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya, that’s the problem

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we have him this year?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 1:13 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You’re gonna get banned by Phil. Jim Loney will RAKE this year. Like a zen rock garden tender, like a litter box owner, like a New Englander in fall. He’s got this.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhhhhhhhh

I’ll take Votto for 100 Alex

You do know he is my favorite hitter in the NL

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If I didn’t already tell the story a 1000 times already, I would recount that I saw Votto play in Indianapolis in AAA. I was there on business and really interesting in watching Jay Bruce

Joey stole my attention – I turned to my (since fired) sales guy and said – that guy is a major leaguer waiting to happen

Later that game, Joey Votto gave a signed ball to the a little girl

I don’t know if he saved a baby from a burning building or not

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ahem……Kemp much Phil?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

When is he a FA?

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't see this yet

Forbes says Dodger Investment banker sets minimum bid at $1.5 BILLION dollars.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

tripon'd

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What position you play?

Investment banker

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of shoots holes in your theory

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not surprised

Scarcity and opportunity drive value

wait until we see what the media numbers are

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

my firm is helping out the caruso group with legal stuff and theres no cool documents to look at on the system. its all boring. =(

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t 99% of legal stuff boring?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TEDIOUS

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah if you want to know the ins and outs of the dodgers kcal contract its awesome but f that s. I want to see bid #s.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I know the media rights are up and all but still……………..

I find it amazing that when the Dodgers were last for sale the economy was kick ass, everyone had money, yet no one would pony up for the team, and now the team is valued 3 times as much, the economy blows chunks in a city that is blowing chunks and everyone with a billion dollar pulse is in the game. WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL YOU PEOPLE SEVEN YEARS AGO

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

this is exactly what the fuck I want to know.

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially since the only difference is the TV rights and even though every team in every sport is getting crazy payouts, Josie and BH tell me that nobody watches Dodger games anyway…

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

rolls eyes

not none but a relatively small portion of the LA population as compared to the portion of Philadelphia that watches. In just household numbers it’s still meaningful. I mean just look at all the money Taiwan is pouring into the Dodgers.

But really this has more to do with the nature of TV watching 10 years ago as opposed to now. The DVR has made sports so much more valuable.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My television watching came be summed up in two categories.

Live sports (75% of what I watch)
Shows I’ve DVR’d (25% of what I watch)

As such, the only commercials I see are for Aladdin bail bonds and the like.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

beside, the cash cow is basketball, baseball just keeps the lights on in the summer

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

of which, btw

The Lakers are #4, and the Clippers are second to last, but improved 75% from 2010 to 2011 which is third best in the NBA.

The Lakers have the most households

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I finally saw an ad. An African-American couple commits near-suicide to escape from a car driven by a “white” couple ostensibly driving them to Applebee’s. I can’t say I blame them.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not only about ratings, it’s about being able to force cable and satellite companies to carry your channel and pay you x cents per viewer, whether or not any individual game gets ratings or not. Enough people want the sports channels to make that happen, irrespective of how many games they watch or don’t watch.


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by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

what does the economy have to do with it? there have always been rich people.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

if anything theres more hyper-rich people who can afford 1.5 billion

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 24, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Seven years ago the world was much different

and the economy is bad, but not for the rich, which has future gate implications, but not pocket wealth implications

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be that many people with money know which way the wind is blowing (economy on the rise now).

But xurely the real answer is that 7 years ago a new owner was tied into an existing Fox TV rights contract (and KCAL too) that didn’t pay much for another 9 years; while now known riches are assured. The combination of Time Warner, own channel (like Lakers) and Fox all competing in he wake of the Angels’ contract, means it’s a really good investment now.

by berkowit28 on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt at 1.5 Billion it is a good investment. The winner of this contest will not be making any money on the Dodgers.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

FWIW, the Lakers got a $3B television deal.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you know that? In 15 years, maybe it sells for $5B or more.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

O’Malley sold to Fox for $330 mil. what was it, 4 years later when Fox sold to McCourt for a 33% increase?

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, point is, long term this seems like a good investment.

by OB12 on Jan 24, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

7 years ago: tied into 9 years at 58mil per year tv deal
today: potential to buy the team for $1.5bil, and have a $3bil contract signed within two years.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The $1.5 billion does seem ridiculous. Feels like the housing market before the bubble burst.

My first thought was if that is the minimum is that in 10 years the Dodgers will sell at a loss. But WTF do I know?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 1:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Thank you

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing I can think of

Time Warner or more likely Fox is paying 25 -33% in exchange for ownership into an RSN.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Then again, if they can break even or make a profit under the current model and TV deal, adding $80-100 million per year in pure profit (new TV deal) offsets that

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 1:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Can they be profitable as a day to day/year to year business

Sure, that part will not be hard.

The only way they make money in the end will be selling the whole thing with the interest in the RSN.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That said

Make the click

www.paypal.com

mof328
@
yahoo.com

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

You are all doing excellent work

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking for motto’s

Don’t be a dick, make the click

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t be an ass, give some cash

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Joe, why curse, just open the purse!

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be a sphincter; give just a tincture.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t be a donkey, pay the monkey

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t rhyme, pay on time.

by berkowit28 on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Man y’all are mean, just please peel the green

by Lex in Brooklyn on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t be a douche, cut the purse strings loose

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, this is the most shocking

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought that might get you. ;-) What the hell, it was on the tip of my tongue, so to speak.

by berkowit28 on Jan 24, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a motto — Let’s sign Votto.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if you don't give a fuck

kick in at least a buck

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t got a buck? You F-in suck.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be effin’, give it to Stephen.


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by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading some Tigers’ blogs dated right before the deal. Some of the DH speculation included Damon, Matsui, Ibanez, & Pierre [!]. I guess they upgraded there.

I still don’t see it as a huge win for Detroit. They paid a lot and they were already probably favorites in the AL Central. Going forward, they have Cleveland and KC to deal with longer-term. I’m not sure if they are near Tex/LAA/AL East 3. They still need a starter (Oswalt would’ve been a good fit; Garza still could be) for that rotation.

Color me kinda unimpressed.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

They totally needed that bat. They had only Miggy. They were basically the Dodgers with Kemp / Kershaw if they had just lost Andre as the Tigers lost Victor.

Now they can give the young pitchers some rope. The rotation is still short but at least Miggy is not going to have Peralta in front of him and Delmon Young behind him.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

the pitching isn’t that good. They need another starter badly

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be good enough for the AL Central this year anyway. They aren’t beating anyone in the postseason even if they get Garza.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fister?

Damned near broke my arm off

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The heart of the lineup went from:
Cabrera
Delmon Young
Boesch
(Theoretically functional DH)
to
Fielder
Cabrera
DYoung (not David)
Boesch

It is much better.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Be fun to see them flailing

at Kershaw in the Series

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Avila should bat 5th

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just read the news, and I’d like to be the first to say……FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 24, 2012 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

I counter with “WHEW.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nostradamus shows up and asks if he missed anything.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, that wasn’t supposed to be aimed at you, Nolij, but at the Fielder news in general.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Megaupload

Any thoughts on the Feds shutting these guys down?

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

I guess money laundering is bad

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously

anyone ranting about it probably didn’t bother to read the inditment at all. These guys KNEW they where paying people for uploading illegal materials,and only payed lip service to DMCA takedowns. They absolutely deserve to get crushed.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think most people who are mad about it believe its directly tied to SOPA, which isn’t the case.

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

aren’t the people mad about it the one’s who are no longer going to get paid for stealing intellectual property?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

don't know

Everyone I’ve heard complain it has gone down the fuck the man route

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah pretty much

some have bothered to make the effort to try to believe megaupload did nothing wrong, others just say fuck the MPAA

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by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhh

why did you take down the In Flames lyric?

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

a whim

I have lots of whims. I may put it back later

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by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The whim of a mad man?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm doing what any sane man in my situation would do

I’m losing my mind

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by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Get some sun, it cures all ailments, and then eventually kills you

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

starting tomorrow it is going to be in the 80s again, YES!!

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

SOPA tried to screw Nolander

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The people upset by this just haven’t found spankwire, xvideos or madthumbs yet.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2003
Richest Folk
Gates 40 Bill
Buffet 30 Bill
Paul Allen 20 Bill
Ellison – 16.8 Bill
Then Four Waltons at 16.5

In 2011
Gates – 59 Bill
Buffett – 39 Bill
Ellison – 33 Bill
Charles Koch 25 Bill
David Koch 25 Bill
Christy Walton 24 Bill
George Soros 22 Bill
Sheldon Adelson 21 Bill
Three Waltons 21 Bill

Christy Walton did better then her siblings

Paul Allen fell to 13 Bill – that is what happens when you buy a sports franchise

Steve Cohen is number 35 at 8 Bill

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

So the 3 Waltons have 21 billion each? and then Christy has 24? Dam, why arent the Waltons bidding on the Dodgers?? Maybe they dont like baseball.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Could get your tires done while you watch a game, though!

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Stan Kroenke is looking into bidding for the Dodgers. His wife is one of those 3 Walton’s.

by VegasBlues on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we are talking

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Throw [the bid] down, big man. Throw [the bid] down!

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Woa

Just noticed long absent BlueBleeder posting on the Dodger THoughts site. Would love to see him and Gary pitching hardball against each other. Glad he’s back, hope to find out where he’s been. Hopefully he will be on the DT softball team.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

i fear my reputation may have begun to overshadow actual ability.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't say that

Everyone must know about your 95 MPH fastball with movement and your foot and a half breaking curveball

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! Bluebleeder is alive and well. So great.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem worried about our team there brother. :)
We got our first team workout this weekend. Jon is whipping us in to shape.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t you see Jon’s new Dodger Thoughts credo.

We Play To Win! LOL

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Xeifrank, the Desmond of DT/TBLA

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

That’s not fair. Is that some kind of movie/tv reference. As long as it is someone who frequently passes out drinking cheap boxed wine, I’m ok. Otherwise back off.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Desmond did pass out drinking a few times, and I’m sure the wine had been there for a good 20+ years, so I think the analogy still meets your requirements.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Na, we are so loaded, I don’t even need to play.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just very happy BlueBleeder is alive, I was worried when he dropped off the cliff

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect the GFY to be recorded

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just say I will be covering the shit out of the Dodgers this season.

That’s a lot of shit…

Seriously, though, congrats!

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I wasn’t around on Sunday….does that mean I’m not allowed to know?

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

srsly

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I may have been around

But I don’t even know/remember

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know what it is

but I think I’ m happy about it. Congrats!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

man, the Eric Stephen to Spring Training Telethon just got real

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

cool beans Eric

Congrats

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Traveling with the team???

by berkowit28 on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I got a freelance gig that will allow me the time to cover every Dodgers home game this year, or just about every one.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that's awesome man

congrats!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

congrats!

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Where are you on OD? Can I meet you? lol

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

For the home opener, hopefully not reporting on some Pirates fan who got stomped into a coma.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I cant make any promises…. a friend and I were talking about this yesterday, how MLB gave us the Pirates because that the team with the least likely violent outcome. However, we forgot that there is a growing amount of Pirates fans in the city of Pacoima because certain people in Pacoima like the colors, and the P on the hat. So actually, its possible there could be a fight…. but it wont be me.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But really, are you already in the press box well before most arrive? Or what do you do on OD?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But for real opening day

Hopefully I will be in San Diego all weekend.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, the home opener I meant…. do you hang in the parking lot, or just straight to press box….

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Field baby Field

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, I sit field level, when I can get there….

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Straight to the press box. Then to the clubhouse, then field, then press box, then game, then clubhouse, then press box. Lather rinse repeat.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody hangs out in the parking lot at DS

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I beg to differ… I see alot of people chillin in the lots at the home opener…. only the home opener, because the gates open earlier.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone is looking for me, ill be in the empty overflow parking lot, probably pissin in the bushes, or doin a key, HOLLA!!! im just kiddin

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

JonHeymanCBS:

Deal Not Done

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras still waiting for the call from Ned…

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Jan 24, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras waiting it out, hoping for another Loney flip-out

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 24, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

www.pixlr.com

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

gimp

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

You should get a freelance gig too! :)

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

best post by you ever

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was the 11th rec!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats, dude, even though I havent a clue of exactly what it is.

by UCLADodger32 on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking awesome.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Great news, congrats! Even though I don't know the details of what you're talking about!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like an overreaction to V-Mart going down

Boras probably put a hit on the dude.

But that will b

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

**that will be a fun duo to watch. I like the Tigers all right, good for their fans.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Summary: short-term it will help them a lot; long-term not so much.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so sure how much in the short term

They still are favorites for that division, but come up short when compared to the upper crust of the AL, at least to me. Then again, anything can happen in the playoffs.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I feel. WS or bust move.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilson Betemit got $3.25 million total for two years with Baltimore plus a vesting option for 2014 with another $3.2 million. Heyman called Betemit a “lottery winner”

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like a Ned special if Ned didn’t already hate Betemit…

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Willy Aybar still available?

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Cody Ross got $3 million from the Red Sox. Good thing everyone’s broke. Geesh.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Cecil still available?

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

I was shadow boxing early in the day…

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

How is Cassius Clay these days?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This is great

Except one thing: you say I’m “multifaceted,” but I think you mean “two-faced.”

/clink

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

it wasnt even THAT bad

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Does not get any worse then skull fucking

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Folks who were alive a few hours before, especially not people i went to school with

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its called getting Scully these days, but with alive women.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

flirting with that line…..

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

But im just glad for once it wasnt me that said it.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I threw a flag, 15 yards and loss of down

it doesn’t get worse

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Mason asked a question on Twitter

“What’s the difference between Lakers and Clippers fans?”

My answer:

That woman really IS the niece of her companion at Clippers games

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That is changing

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, last Sunday in fact gorgeous brunette was on the kiss cam that the guy next to said had to be her dad. Nope

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

caller said ticket prices… I agree, for me the difference was always the Clipper fan wants to cheaper ticket.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My snarkier reply, those going to the playoffs and those who aren’t.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they mean more in general, not just this season. Dont be gettin cocky.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

in general before Chris Paul.

About two inches

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, So whats the difference between us? We can start at the penis, Or we can scream I just dont give a fuck and see who means it. Gotta love Eminem.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not cocky, but I’m feeling very confident in the Clippers going to the playoffs this year.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, I assumed you meant Lakers wont make playoffs… which they might not cuz they suck,…. but Clippers are making the playoffs, its not even questionable.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

In a 66 game season everything is questionable based on health. Right now the West is very packed after the Thunder. Not sure how much will shake out, then the crazy schedule will take a toll. I’m expecting a crazy ass April

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to say, you did get me sufficiently worried on Sunday. It was the perfect storm of the Lakers playing poorly and watching the Clippers win (then the Lakers losing again Sunday night).

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t lose at home to the Indiana’s of the world. I’m curious how the rest helps them. Bynum is just about do for an injury right after Laker fans have talked themselves into thinking he’s as good as Howard

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Its not so much the rest, but the needed practice IMO as Eric mentioned earlier…. You had a 2 week preseason? with 2 games, and then with all the games packed the 1st month of the season, Lakers really havent have any practice time, and practice is where you improve/learn I guess….. Also Indiana is doing well this season.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

But even with more days off the next few weeks or so, and finally some practice time, Im still not very confident Brown can get the offense playing alot better based off his HC history with Cleveland. But hopefully im wrong….. Just please tell me Kobe shooting 25-30 shots every fuckin game isnt the plan all season, PLEASE.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

practice? practice? we’re talkin’ ’bout PRACTICE???


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you know this but the Pacers have the 3rd best record in the NBA based on win pct. They are a pretty well-rounded and solid team.

And yes, these Lakers are not a contender the way they’re playing.

by BFDC on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yes I know all of that, still need to beat them when you have a big lead and the three of the best 10 players on the court are yours.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t disagree that the Lakers should have won the game, but when you say the “Indiana’s of the world” it sounds like you think they are a terrible team.

by BFDC on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you are right, my fault, I should of said if they remain mostly healthy… But you are correct, anything can happen when key players get hurt and miss alot of games.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate to say it

Dodgers : Lakers :: Angels : Clippers

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really get this comp. Angels are in a different geographic niche, so that sets them apart from the other three clubs and has been more successful than the Dodgers in the recent past. I guess there’s a newer vs. older thing going on, but the Dodgers have been nowhere near as successful as the Lakers in any stretch.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was his rooting interest

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Los Angeles sports hierarchy?

The city I live in now is not the city I grew up in. The Dodgers and Lakers were the stable franchises that owned the LA while the Angels and Clippers were searching for the identities. Now, the roles are reversed.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

early 90s Lakers? Early 2000 Dodgers? This has all happened before, and shall happen again.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Clippers have turned the corner as a franchise.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Donald Sterling die?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!

The Clippers have never had players like Griffin and CP3, bonafide franchise cornerstones. I guess it could be argued that Elton Brand should’ve been a player that Sterling should’ve broken the bank to keep, but history has played out in Sterling’s favor.

As terrible as Sterling is as an owner, he would have to try really hard to mess up what he has now.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t blame Brand walking on Sterling. At all.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't

but Brand hasn’t lived up to his contract in Philly.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

all those lottery picks, law of averages says they couldn’t all be duds, not were they all duds. And they had a little help getting CP3

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of them were duds

Yaroslev Korolev (#12), Shaun Livingston (#4), Chris Wilcox (#8), Melvin Ely (#12), Darius Miles (#3), Quentin Richardson (#18), Michael Olowakandi (#1), Brian Skinner (#22), Maurice Taylor (#14).

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to count either Tyson Chandler or Brand if you’re going to do that though.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If I really wanted to nit-pick I’d point out that you included non-lottery picks in your list.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I noticed that too!

I’m giving the Clippers credit. What’s with the third-degree? I thought you were a Clips fan.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Just trying to keep it accurate. Heck, considering where he was drafted, I’d say Brian Skinner had a really nice career.

I hated the Chris Wilcox draft pick so much, and there’s nothing more to say about the Korolev pick. Ely was the same year as Wilcox, Miles just didn’t work out and Olowakandi was obviously a disaster.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to love hearing Bill Walton commentate when Olowakandi was in the game. Walton really liked to bash him for some reason. I think he once called him the worst player in the history of western civilization.

by BFDC on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I should've put more time into the research

but this work thing keeps getting in the way of my TBLA contributions.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it. I like Clippers conversations.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve talked about the Clipper more in the past month than I have my entire life combined.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Livingston

Whether it be cursed injuries or cursed draft picks, I think the Clippers have finally shaken it.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Just Shaun. Other than that, there’s a whole lot of suck up there.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on how far back you want to go

Danny Manning.

Clips drafted Danny Ferry who demanded a trade, right?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve had plenty of injuries, not sure what MW is talking about.
Brand missed a year
Shaun missed a career
Harper missed a career
Manning missed a career
Smith missed a career

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaun was the only guy on that list.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Smith missed a lay-up that could’ve derailed the Michael Jordan myth.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If a month is corner turning, I imagine you must be a dog, or other small mammal with a short life span

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Again with the Humma jokes.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, Josie playing the “dog” card.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How they have played this month is not relevant. What is relevant is that they have a true super star on the team for the first time this decade. Someone the old fans and new fans will combine to make them a respectable franchise in wins, fans, media contracts. You can look the other way but as you are doing so this franchise has turned the corner and things will never be the same.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean to come off as trying to sink the Clipper, just that lets see how things play out. Coupled with that, the NBA is designed to continually churn teams up to the top.

Explain to me why the Clippers aren’t the new Cavaliers, is I guess what I’m saying.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, one blown out knee, and its all over.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What does “new Cavaliers” mean anyway?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

From Lebron to Rags

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, then that is just a dumb comparison.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Superstar drafted and ultimately leaves without a championship. Team returns to sucking.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

CP3 is obviously the big counter argument, but is this going to be his last injury spell of the season?

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even think this injury spell was all that legit. He’d definitely have played on it if the games were meaningful. VDN pulled a Torre and pressed his luck by sitting Paul during a soft strech of games. It probably worked too and the Clippers were a Love 3 pointer at the buzzer away from executing it to perfection.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I get what Josie is saying I think…. As of right now, Clippers have made the right steps to turn the corner, but until they actually do turn that corner, you cant really say they have turned the corner yet. I think.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

and what would turning the corner be? just making playoffs? making playoffs consecutive seasons? winning a title? or ??

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We have to define "corner"

When I said they turned the corner as a franchise, I did not mean they’ve suddenly elevated themselves to elite status. I meant they aren’t the same old clippers anymore.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, because when Dodgers added Dayrl and Eric Davis, was that turning the corner?? because they ended up crashing into a wall.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The wall was right around the corner

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone who’s worked in a restaurant knows you’re supposed to shout “Corner!” when coming around a wall.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Jan 24, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

sure whatever – I don’t care, we can call the corner anything we want

I just have heard this before

Yes, they are better, they are good. For me turning the corner as a Franchise means you do it over time, over different mixes of player, you have a foundation and process that you use over and over again

I don’t see it – but mazeltov

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree Joe, and I think thats what Josie was trying to say…. you havent turned the corner, until you actually turn the corner.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You haven’t turned a corner until you’ve turned a corner.

Got it.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, got it? good, get it… im jk

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

trees are trees, no one has to make the argument they are trees

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just say Google maps says the Clippers have many corners to turn. They’ve probably turned the first corner and are getting ready to turn their blinker on again. Of course little do they know they still have a bald tire and one of the headlights is out.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think your standards are to high.

For us turning the corner simply means we are no longer a laughing stock, we are legit, and we will continue to be legit for a few years. No one has the life span to say oh my goodness you have been consistently good now for five years I now proclaim you have turned the fucking corner. GTFOOH

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

IF Clippers can stay healthy, you just mentioned health earlier, dont forget it.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/things you could say about every team in every sport

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yes ofcourse, but he just said earlier he isnt confident Clippers make playoffs this year because of health reasons, now he sounds sure Clippers are legit for a few years, without those same health reasons. But im sure that what he means.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Says the man whose teams present and future reside in a 35 year old mans legs who has played so many minutes, and a center who is Chris Kaman fragile.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Playing in the NBA since age 18 with playoffs runs almost every year makes his legs older.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t doubt the man’s odometer is up there. Just felt compelled to point that out. Phil was venturing into Germans/Pearl Harbor territory :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I was talking about Derek Fisher but over shot by two years:)

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

which has nothing to do with the future

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe these are the end days of the Laker dynasty. Maybe the sheep will lie down with the cow.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They are at a crossroads, how they handle the transition from Kobe to the next superstar will be interesting. In the meantime they aren’t elite and will not be competing for any titles, which given the price of their tickets will not set well.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Key point
how they handle the transition from Kobe to the next superstar will be interesting.

The Shaq to Kobe transition didn’t go well and needed a trade coup of Pau to get to the next level. The Kareem to Magic transition worked because Kareem was a smart man and Magic was an affable guy. We’ve had a lot of luck in Lakerland to garner the success we’ve had.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thing being Lakers have always shown the ability to bounce back…. Even when they go through down times, they always find a way to bounce back. Even in down times, Lakers have only missed the playoffs like 2-3 times, ever.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

oops, alot of repeat in there, my bad :(

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

When did this turn into about the Lakers:)

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And this goes back to my original analogy

that confused MW…

As Lakers fans, we believe that even though we suck now, the team will bounce back because we always have, while the Clippers have historically been snake-bit by their own doing or forces beyond their control.

Right now personally speaking, I don’t know how the Lakers will bounce back. As much as I love Kobe (my second favorite athlete of all-time after Junior Griffey), I think his ego will be an impediment to the Lakers progress. The Lakers are cash-strapped with very few trade pieces, who happen to form the core of the team. The Lakers would have to go through a complete face-lift to get back to elite status, with only Kobe remaining since he’s unmovable with his age, contract, and value. This is what’s called uncertainty, something we as Lakers fans have been fortunate not to endure for long periods of time.

The Clippers, on the other hand, are running free and easy down the road. They have a core in place, finances that jive with each other, and YOUTH.

It’s not the end of the world for Lakers fans. We’ve been through rough spots before, but this is the first time in my lifetime that the LA teams find themselves on the other sides of the spectrum.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Griffey

His son Trey, a prized wide receiver recruit, just committed to U of Arizona.

I feel old.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He looks so much like a Junior that it’s as if Junior had sex with a female clone of himself and had Trey.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Could they amnesty Kobe?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

and women over chairs.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

but he did it like a cold-blooded assassin

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree

I’m trying to keep the Clippers within the context of its own existence. It would be unfair to compare the Clippers to the Lakers or the Celtics.

I’m happy for Clippers fans who can now cheer for their team without waiting for the other shoe to drop.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

High probability

1. Contract stability for core of team.
2. High probability of making the playoffs next 3+ years.
3. ?

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

CP3 is here for this season and next is a certainty. I’m no expert, but doesn’t the CBA allow the Clips to offer him more $ as a FA than any other team? That will put LAC in the driver’s seat for keeping him long term. Blake Griffin is a no-doubt max deal guy soon, right?

Sounds like the corner is turned barring serious, serious injury.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes and yes.

I do think the timing is perfect. With Chris Paul on the roster, the Clippers will be able to negotiate a max extension with BG. Assuming BG signs that (and he will), they’ll have Griffin locked up when it’s time to negotiate a new contract with Paul.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

and with that comes good players who will play to win at the end of their careers.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, barring any strangeness we have or core for the next five years.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

The corner is turned, and the new street is well paved. Only problem is the future is so bright its hard to tell exactly where the road ends.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know where the end is but I do know the corner is in Oklahoma , game 7, Westbrook being picked by Paul with 28 seconds to go, dribbling around and around until with five seconds to go he finds DJ for the slamma jamma over Perkins leaving Westbrook crying on the court

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats the thing, people think a serious injury will happen or whatever because something bad always seems to find the Clippers. Maybe that wont happen this time, we shall see. But thats all the we’ll see what happens from Laker fans comes from… No need to get all crazy…. but I love the passion.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Explain to me why the Clippers aren’t the new Cavaliers, is I guess what I’m saying.

Could be but those old Cavaliers had a hell of a run that most franchises would be more then happy to have. We are not competing against the Laker history, we are only competing against the NBA and by that standard the old Cav’s were almost awesome and certainly the fav of many a NBA fan for more then one year.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

sure, but I wouldn’t say the Cavs franchise turned a corner. I’d say they were a great attraction for a solid number of years.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

because Los Angeles is Los Angeles, and Cleveland is still Cleveland.

Drafting Blake Griffin was a no-brainer, but getting Chris Paul to agreeing to go to the Clippers was a bigger deal. Before this year, the Clippers were always in the discussion of drafting the next young star because they were card-carrying members of the NBA Lottery, but a bonafide superstar choosing to come to the the Clippers changes the landscape.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

we are doing some fun Prince Fielder stuff down at the bottom

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter if they were his 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or 5th. The main point is that the Clippers weren’t his 31st.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

1 of 3 teams that he’d sign an extension with. That counts.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Josie has not grasped this yet. Even before Paul came, Caron Butler said yes to us. Billups said yet so us. Paul was the icing on the cake but the corner had already been turned, getting Paul just accelerated the process.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Butler loves the city of LA… did anyone good offer him more money?? Billups had to say yes, or retire.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever

You all have been so irritating that I hope we kick the living shit out of you tomorrow night so I can post a “Eat the corner mother fuckers”

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should use our Mod powers to troll the shit out of people here.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Lakers will lose going off the last 3 games, inculding preseason… Just dont make me eat any corner on Sepulveda please?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I said the same thing

and all I got was a Michael White audit.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for making feel better though

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The early 2000 Dodgers were good

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Early 90s Lakers went to the finals, then Magic got HIV, but they still only missed the playoffs once in the 90s.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No HIV Magic along with Sedale Threatt, were knocking off the Bulls in 92 Finals haha

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a deep draft coming up!

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m proud to announce the telethon is 12 hours into it’s gig and even with a two hour break to discuss billionaires we have made great progress toward our goal, but are still about 38% short.

Don’t be a dick, make that click

Even a dollar is worth a holler

www.paypal.com

mof328
@
yahoo.com

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

But I thought Eric just said he got a new gig…. he doesnt need our help anymore.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed Eric's announcment

negated this and that he would be refunding our donations.

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i was really hoping that was the case

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Eric is going to get slapped by the PR department.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there an actual goal number?

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Then being 38 percent short after only 12 hours isn't too bad

I’m glad it’s going well. I wish I could give some now, just has to wait till next paycheck. Damn I can’t wait till I can do my taxes for that return.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you should have kids if you want a real tax return

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And keeping a kid for a pet is really cheap these days. PBS kids, a warm bottle and some ear plugs and you are good to go.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she was coming onto you.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

She is pregnant

And she may have been hinting at something…

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully you're not implying I'm doing any kind of...

I don’t think it’s wise to even say it, lol

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Your photo has the happiest cell phone on earth

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You could have more money in your paycheck

if you managed your exemptions correctly

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

if you sold heroin.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If you work a lot of overtime

you really should claim zero exemptions if you don’t have any real deductions beside standard.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

When we drinking some wine?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

the last two years i got screwed

and someone put me at 2 BOTH YEARS. This year I made sure to be at 0, so now when I do my taxes I should be much better off.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

But to Marty’s point, that just means you’ll be getting a bigger refund (assuming it’s not an IOU) since you’re giving the government an interest free loan on your wages.

The smartest play is to end up owing the government at year end. Time value of money and all that shit.

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that’s what I’ve heard, but since i’m not the best with money, it’s probably better to get more at once so I can pay off bills and things like that instead of wasting it check to check on things I don’t need.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard this for 30 years when I give financial advice. Learn discipline

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Is there really a big difference from getting more on my checks during the year then getting a fairly big return?

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If you take home an extra $200 per month and simply stash that $200 in a savings account earning 1.5%, at the end of the year you would have an extra $212, roughly.

Super quick and dirty example.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

that is home economics math right there

all the chicks who are playing for a husband should take home econ in high school

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

In this day and age, your interest rate needs the decimal point shifted left one digit.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I overshot.

$200/month at 0.75% (online money market account) will net roughly ~$103 at the end of the year.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Either way I simply have never understood why folk would rather the big G have their money instead of themselves but as Bobby pointed out they use the big G as their forced saving plan.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as you save your money to pay your taxes

why not.

Mike is right though, not having much either way is the way to go.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I owed multiple thousands the last couple years

due to my wifes company being retarded. She finally got her W2 today so we’ll see what happens this year.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

good luck on getting something back

I haven’t had a return for 3 years, the last two years i’ve been at nothing back but nothing owed then like 250 owed to the state and federal. I want a return for once! lol

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just say I made a bid to a certain company for a certain local sports franchise and I need to hit $1.5 billion pretty soon or my check is going to bounce.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

We should have set up a Kickstarter account months ago.

by BFDC on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Russell Martin and the Yankees settled on a one-year contract, per a few NY beat writers. Martin had filed at $8.2 million while the Yankees countered at $7 million.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

Martin got $7.5 million, plus potential for another $100,000 in bonuses.

The classic “just under the midpoint but we’ll make it up to you with these incentives”

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hearings start 2/1

C’mon CK, sign for 8.25 and be done with it!

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

The hearing probably wouldn’t be until the second week or so of February. Though I believe the arb hearings this year are in Florida.

Kershaw won’t see the inside of an arb hearing this year.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

already with the inside info:)

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

eric

please spend my contributions on hookers and blow

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

One dollar hookers aren’t what they used to be

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew you were old….

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re exactly what they used to be

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you need atleast 50 chicken mcnuggets these days…. ok im down with the nuggets now…. anyone know how many pieces that chich wanted anyways?

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Consider it done. And thanks.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, go for one that provides MSOG!

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

and take tylenol PM on the come down, it helps you fall asleep faster.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I just looked thatup

That’s a new one for me

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a new classic

by BFDC on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, they work in code now…. had to study that shit to learn the lingo

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ruggiano DFA'd by Rays

That original deal was right around this time 6 years ago:

Edwin Jackson/Chuck Tiffany/Justin Ruggiano
for
Danys Baez/Lance Carter

Dodgers DFA’d Joel Hanrahan to make room for one of the new pitchers.

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

For six years Ruggiano has bounced back and forth between the Rays and Minors. What a pinball.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what he gets for sounding like a $5 HJ wine.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong deal with the Rays

Ruggiano was dealt mid-season in ’06 in that other deal with TB: Ruggiano, Splash Navarro and Jae Seo for Lurch Hendrickson, Toby Hall, and some bucks.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine if Dodgers had just kept Jackson and Hanrahan and not been fricking stupid.

Oh well, don’t imagine that. Never mind.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

By the 7/31 trading deadline it had become Jackson/Tiffany/Hanrahan/Willy Aybar for Wilson Betemit. Who later was turned into Scott Proctor. Not a great sequence for Ned.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Miguel Cabrera talked about moving to third base with Jim Leyland five days ago, when he learned of the possibility of Prince Fielder coming to pop’s place.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

That would be beyond awesome, I might even root for the Tigers.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for Boom Boom

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

So wait

Is the Fielder news final (pending physical), or did Boras call it off?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Done deal, pending physical.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Right now, the only song I can think of is “Everybody’s Got Nice Stuff But Me” by the Dead Milkmen.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“You can’t always get what you want”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“I am Trying to Break Your Heart”

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that text thing was before the official news dropped. IVDown just has terrible friends : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The bastard told me that AFTER I said something about it in here

I need better friends :P

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

@Marfamata
Miguel Cabrera: “yo sabia eso hace 5 días, tuve una conversación con el manager para la posibilidad de pasar a 3B y tener un mejor equipo”

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

The cheese is old and moldy

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Your best translation for two Kavulapoints

My entries:

“The Tigers had an out clause that said if I was the fattest guy on the team in 2012, they could void my deal. Thank Heaven for Fielder!”

“Fielder or no Fielder, I am not eating any fucking tofu.”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

“So Prince comes into the locker room and says “Hey Miggy, taco, burrito, what’s that in your speedo? We were tight after that”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It just says what someone already posted earlier, that I had a conversation with my manager 5 days ago about the possibility of moving to 3rd base.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you have missed the point

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont like making fun of fat people, its already hard enough for them in school, so I try to be adult about it.

by uschris0304 on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

never make fun of fat people

fat successful ballplayers on the other hand…..

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

and there is lots of material to work from here

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to pass

3 sets of mailboxes to get to third base

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by mleadman on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ha, you spelled mailboxss wrong!

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

“In my country we don’t have royalty, I only bow to Jesus. He’s my uncle, Jesus.”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

“Price and I have it all worked out, we sit on opposite sides of the plane for take off and landing, dominate the post game spread, and already know who eat of us gets to eat in case the plane goes down in the mountains”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

“this isn’t so fun playing with your self, I am glad Prince is here to play with me too”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

“Oh, man, I hope this doesn’t mean Brandon Inge is getting traded.”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

“My new nickname for Prince is ‘Fat Cousin’ "


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Dombowski says, “Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish, but maybe he’s got a Rod Carew thing going on.”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

babelfish says.

Five days ago coach’s mom took me shopping at Big 5 for a new glove. We passed by 38 donut shops on the way.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

37 Winchells, and one Minchells

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Now that we know the terms of the Prince deal

Do people think the Dodgers could’ve realistically paid this much for him had they not given out all the little onesie and twosie contracts this offseaon? Sure, the offseason wasn’t that great (sans the Kemp deal) but this should make moot the "we could’ve signed Fielder with the money we used on Capang and Juan Kennedy.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

do not fuck with the hate narrative

the lynch Ned mob it riled up, try and stop them and they’ll just go after you

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the narrative isn’t “NED!” it’s “aw man, why we all poor and whatever” but it comes out as “NED!” Like Ned could clip coupons and save up enough to finally get a third big bat

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

aw man, why we all poor and whatever

People in nice cars — how’d they get ‘em?
I close my eyes, try to forget ’em
Went out swimmin’ got hit by a jet ski
Everybody’s got nice stuff but me

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well when all the talk was of a 6 year deal it made sense

9 years is stupid and insane.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The last three years are not relevant.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

of course they are

Prince is not Pujols, and they basically gave him a Pujols contract.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pujols is older than Prince

the last three years of the Prince contract he’s gonna be 34 – 36 years of age
last three years of Pujols he’s gonna be in his 40’s
Pujols is worth more for the next 5 years…after that I’d rather have Prince

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

P.S.

I wouldn’t want the Dodgers to own either of those contracts no matter how much money the new owners have

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Except Prince is fat

and fat players get worse quicker. And Prince is not as good as Pujols outside of last year.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He's not fat

he just has jiggly muscles

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If his father is any comparable

and admittedly he’s way better then his father, then yea he has a pretty quick decline to look forward to. Cecil was basically done by age 33.

by EMDarrow on Jan 24, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I go back to the we should have signed Beltran/Kuroda instead of flotsam argument since we can’t play the Prince game?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn that would have been great

Use Eovaldi for the 5th spot, use Dejesus at 2B, sign other lower priced just as crappy backup players. I think we’re better off in this situation than the current.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

or Oswalt and Kuroda

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that if they offered a 7 year contract

a month ago it would have been a done deal. And the first year could have been so reasonable.

by delias man on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

is there an example

of a team that dropped a Matt Kemp type contract and a Prince Fielder type contract in the same year?

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Angels this year?

How much was CJ?

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

80 mil

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yankees had three big deals in 2008/2009 offseason:

Tex for 8/$180
CC for 6/$138
AJB for 5/$82.5

Busy and expensive winter.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Then they won it all.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

But they have to keep AJ Burnett.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd sign Andruw Jones right now to a 6 year 120 million dollar deal

to win the World Series in 2012.

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by Ivdown on Jan 24, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

A technicality, but I’ll allow it.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Agon deal was preagreed to, but they waited until later to dodge the luxury tax hit?

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, plus A-Gon was a trade. But the double salary commitment still applies.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You temper mercy with justice, m’lord.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The original question by Josie was asking about a Kemp and Fielder signing so it would be the same sort of thing anyways.

by VegasBlues on Jan 24, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

so the question is, “why aren’t the Dodgers the Yankees and Red Sox?”

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

We should get us an owner from the Boston area…

by VegasBlues on Jan 24, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Capuano and Harang?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Capang, Capang, you’re dead.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mistah Kurtz? He dead.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The only line from that damn book I like.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the only line I remember, and I have a freaking English degree.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

is the subject matter like Pillow Talk 101? Toys 205?

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you sir, may I have another [crappy pitcher signed to a backloaded two-year deal with incentives]?

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So sad that Haruano never caught on.

/notreally

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t buy it

I think Boras knew he had time, was slow playing, knew the market would come to him

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but the 7 years would have still been there

he would gain nothing by signing, but could gain everything by waiting

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

because he doesn't workout in the offseason?

look at what happened to victor

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That plan didn’t work out for Scott Pods and plenty of others

by Michael White on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

o dog

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Equating crappy players to elite players does not equate

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

when it comes to negotiating contracts

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it has been shown

that for players of marginal talent that is a high stakes play

if I were Boras, I would have kept him out

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d

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by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

greenies!

give us our greenies!

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No, maybe not.

But couldn’t we have had Beltran?

Or what about Wilson? Ramirez? Maybe even Reyes? Even freaking Kuroda back.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll bite.

Why would a 7-year deal have been possible if he ended up signing a 9-year deal?

Not trying to be snarky, I just don’t understand that.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Reply fail. Meant to follow up on the delias-nolander accord above.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

because the teams involved where all being cautious about it

then Victor Martinez got injured a week ago and the tigers panicked

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

because they were wrong

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

if a 9 year deal was on the table a week ago

what was he waiting for?

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

a larger nine year deal?

by court168627 on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Market was at 7 years until Victor Martinez got hurt and Tigers got desperate. /Not My Argument

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

But if someone bid 9 years, there is a good chance someone else bid 8, no?

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

tigers come in at 8

someone else matches, boras says if you want him to come to that shithole of a city you gotta give us 9

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure Boras “played” anybody. I’m also uncomfortable with the idea that Boras got lucky or whatever. This always happens with Boras: his client signs for way more money and more years than anybody thought possible.

With Fielder, Boras did what Boras does: get the best possible deal for his client.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lucky? no

he played the situation well. What I am surprised by is that they gave him Pujols money.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I expected him to be filthy richish

but not this filthy rich. I expected CJ and Reyes to get tons of cash when others doubted, but the market seemed to be set on prince.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

so you were wrong, deal with it instead of simply saying Boras was bailed out by Victor Martinez.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

bailed out how?

he was probably getting 7 years either way, I don’t think he needed bailing out. Again I ask, if 9 was on the table before the Victor injury… why didn’t they sign a week+ ago?

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

they have little caesers money

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Money Money!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty good phil

You do have the times generally right for when people visit this site.

by Joey Joe on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

Hey Josie

I watched the ManU-Arsenal game this past Sunday. Even though the final score was 2-1, it never seemed like the Gunners had a chance. Even when they scored the equalizer, I felt it was only a matter of time before ManU went back up.

by ishXdavid on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

absolutely, which is probably the best thing about soccer. Scoring happens infrequently, but the game has a sense about it. You knew when Utd got that first goal, they had it. Arsenal scoring only increased the awesomeness of the winner. Felt good to cheer for a goal again (Man Utd fan) after holding my tongue in the press box for so long.

by Josie Becker on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That Arsenal goal was very pretty, though.

by fbihop on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Well done.

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you! I rarely get feedback so when I get it, I am very appreciative.

by lnickerson88 on Jan 24, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had an edit on this, when I said “renovated it” under O’Malley, I meant the LAMC, not DS

by lnickerson88 on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And you can edit the fanpost!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and it has pictures!

by lnickerson88 on Jan 24, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Link to his FanPost.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I put a topical zinger in there.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Prince??? Wow, he is one confused sports fan.

by lnickerson88 on Jan 24, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet somehow the pants and tshirt otherwise match.

by lnickerson88 on Jan 24, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

boy needs to mix in a salad

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 24, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

so he can reach his shoelace to tie it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sports cross dressing!

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB tweeted this video earlier of early teenage Prince hitting a home run at Tiger Stadium off Terry Francona.

Also, Prince was switch-hitting!

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

he looks like he could be trammeled upon at any moment.

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

followin in dad’s footsteps waistline

Fixed.

by EMDarrow on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OT but sounds like the Raiders are about to pilfer my def coordinator

well not mine literally, but my team’s. ;) Thanks a lot, jerks!

But seriously, I wish him the best. Just frustrating to have like 5 DC’s in 6 years. Rumors about Jack Del Rio replacing him, which would make me a lot happier. Good luck, Dennis!

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

PS: I don't know why I type "OT" here, either

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, 7 DCs in 7 years. Yeah, great.

/cue clip of carousel

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

better that then head coaches :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

true, though I don't know any franchise that's had 7 HCs in 7 years

(I’m sure there has been somewhere.) But yes, coordinators come and go. No one good sticks around more than 2-3 years anyway. But 2 straight years would be nice!

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You wish you were a pair of ragged claws?

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Fox is the true defensive wizard

you’ll be fine

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that John's brother? ;)

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Rangers reliever Koji Uehara rejected a trade to Toronto, says ESPN Dallas

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

Whaaaat?? For who, I wonder.

by lnickerson88 on Jan 24, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

one thing is for sure

we should never, ever find out. For that guy and his family’s sake.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

also

blue jays fans should send Uehara flowers

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Napoli

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 24, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

time for the new post telling us about the new gig and what it all means.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

What, the Meercat got a new gig as snake food?

by EMDarrow on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I heard.

by KellyStephen on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

answer the damn phone

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 24, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Daly on the Dodgers

link

“Now look at the absurd deals made this off-season. They have signed a bunch of B players to two-year contracts, paying them 25% this year and 75% next year so the next owner will have to pay them and be stuck with players he doesn’t need.”

by silverwidow on Jan 24, 2012 8:16 PM PST reply actions  

thanks for paying attention Bob

“We had a pretty good pitching staff in ’02 and needed one more hitter. I thought our minor league players were too precious to trade and some of them turned out to not be as good as we thought.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob agrees

emphasis mine

“At the right price it’s a good investment,” he says. “I can see over a billion, but that’s if everything is included.”
Gotta include the parking lots.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

More

on not letting Frank keep the lots. And check out that middle paragraph:

“Here’s the test to see if we get a smart or stupid owner,” says Daly. “If you make a deal and allow McCourt to keep the land and parking lots, you are out of your mind.

”At some point you are going to have to rip down Dodger Stadium and move it downtown. You don’t want to deal with someone else owning the land.

“If you don’t get the land what the hell are you buying? There’s so much to be done in that stadium; McCourt didn’t put a penny into it the last three years. Take a look at those clubhouses; they’re an embarrassment.”


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda <3 Bob Daly right now. Rippin’ on Colletti.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

chip

Firmly on shoulder

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

this is getting into Russell Martin “I’m in the Best Shape of My Life” territory.

We know, Andre, we know.

by G.Scott on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Andre

for not taking care of that knee last offseason:

“I’ve kind of dealt with this knee thing for the past two years, put it off for one off-season and then last season it just became a thing where a lot of things started multiplying and getting worse and something where I couldn’t quite get back my swing … It was very frustrating and I learned a lot from that.”


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if he just thought it was sore so that’s why he put it off. If he knew it needed surgery then yeah he’s dumb.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Dumbpants.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 9:11 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

he extends his middle finger to us all

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking forward to his 2012 season.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s really going to get tired of answering potential FA/trade questions this spring.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

they'll stop

When the Dodgers are in first place at the ASB

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And he’s got 22 HR’s and hitting .330!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Ken Arneson tweet something about this in the morning

Finally chased down an article on it.

USA TODAY’s Sports Media Group announced Tuesday the acquisition of Fantasy Sports Ventures and Big Lead Sports … Gannett Inc., already owned a 30% stake in Big Lead Sports and this deal just completed the purchase.

Fantasy sports players will recognize many of the sites that are part of Big Lead, including BaseballHQ.com, KFFL.com and Baseball-Reference.com to name just a few.
I had no idea that Gannett had a stake in baseball-reference.com, nor that baseball-reference.com had a parent company. Huh.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM PST reply actions  

I saw that tweet earlier and had an email about the purchase but I completely forgot to follow up on it.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Clayton Kershaw semi pro?

This guy seems to think so. Looks like Kershaw was ready to throw hands there at the end of the interview LOL.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

The US women's soccer team, in their Olympic qualifying run

after beating Mexico 4-0 tonight to advance to final qualifying game, won these last three games by a combined score of 31-0. Yes, in soccer.
http://www.concacaf.com/page/WOQ/NewsDetail/0,,12813~2587879,00.html

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

That's more lopsided

than the Girls U8 division. Didn’t one of the US girls score something like five goals in the 2nd half of one game the other day?

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. 5, tied a record I believe.

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

and here are highlights of Mexico game for anyone who cares

They made Mexico look like, well, one of my adult league co-ed teams. Some bad D but very impressive tenacity. Definitely look like a determined squad.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

oops. Link:

http://www.concacaf.com/page/WOQ/VideosDetail/0,,12813~2587675,00.html

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by underdog on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

They are Lebron-like in their quest to erase last year’s bad memory.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My updated NBA SRS

(probably belongs somewhere under Clippers thoughts, but oh well here it goes).
Based off of the framework that basketball-ref uses but with my own twists added to it.

1. 76ers
2. Bulls
3. Heat
4. Hawks
5. Nuggets
6. Thunder
7. Blazers
8. Mavericks
9. Spurs
10. Grizzlies
11. Lakers
12. Jazz
13. Magic
14. Rockets
15. Pacers
16. Clippers.
.
.
29. Wizards
30. Bobcats

Wizards/Bobcats play tomorrow night. Oh boy! LOL

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

Going off just nickname ferocity, I give the edge to the Wizards.

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Ferocities!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

First four from East; next eight from West?

by kinbote on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

4, 5 and 6 are all really close. As are 1,2.

by Xeifrank on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

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