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Dodgers 2012 Minor League Countdown: 110 - 101

Rafael Ynoa batting for the Quakes in 2011

With this post we are now officially halfway through my Dodger minor league player countdown. While this group of 10 guys didn't make the top half of my list, they are all still intriguing players in their own right. Also, in case you missed any of my previous posts, you can find them at the following links:

200 - 191; 190 - 181; 180 - 171; 170 - 161; 160 - 151; 150 - 141; 140 - 131; 130 - 121; 120 - 111

110. Rafael Ynoa, 2B/SS (126 games in HiA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 7/8/05
6’0", 180 lbs, 24.5 years old, switch hitter
.275 average, .697 OPS, 5 HR’s, 54 RBI’s, 13 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 74; Pre 2010 Rank: 172; Pre 2009 Rank: 89

As expected, Rafael Ynoa came back down to earth in 2011. After a breakout season in 2010 which saw Ynoa sock 9 home runs and steal an impressive 40 stolen bases, Rafael regressed despite a promotion to the hitter friendly California League. An everyday player for the Quakes, Ynoa had a very pedestrian season in 2011 he posted an OPS of just .697. He was also caught in 11 of his 24 stolen base attempts and only hit 5 homers. His lone bright spot was his strong walk to strikeout ratio as the switch hitter struck out in just 13.1% of his plate appearances. In terms of his defense, Rafael played 31 games at shortstop and spent the rest of the season at 2nd base. He had a decent fielding percentage, and back in 2010 the Great Lakes Loons beat writer Hugh Bernreuter said "Ynoa is an outstanding fielder, especially at second base. He had a long string of errorless games during the season and made some spectacular plays. He is very solid, very consistent. The best fielding second baseman the Loons have had". Despite his great defense, I’m sticking with my stance from last year which was that I’m not sold on Ynoa as a legitimate prospect. I don’t think he’s ready for AA, so he’ll probably return to HiA for another season in 2012. Unless he really breaks out again next year, the 24 year old can probably kiss his chances of making the big leagues goodbye.

109. Arce Rodriguez, OF (53 games in DSL in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 1/25/10
6’0", 191 lbs, 19.25 years old, bats right handed
.288 average, .760 OPS, 4 HR’s, 25 RBI’s, 3 SB's
Pre 2011 Rank: 130; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Arce Rodriguez made his professional debut with the Dominican Dodgers in 2010, and played that entire season as a 17 year old. While he had a very poor year at the dish, I liked his youth and figured he’d improve with experience. The turned out to be the case in 2011 as Rodriguez returned to the DSL and put up better stats in every offensive category. He led the team in home runs with 4, and his .288 average ranked second. He also increased his walk rate from 1.6% of plate appearances in 2010 to 6.2%, and only struck out 19.6% of the time. His one drawback is that he appears to be limited defensively as he was used mostly in left field and 1st base, but hopefully he'll hit enough as he moves up the ladder to justify his positions. Given his success in 2011 and the fact that he's already spent 2 seasons in the DSL, Rodriguez will probably be promoted to the Arizona Rookie League next year at the tender age of 19. If he continues to improve, then we might have a rare Dominican born Dodger hitting prospect on our hands.

Follow the jump for #'s 108 - 101

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108. Juan Noriega, RHP (4 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 13 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers in August 2011 out of the Mexican League
5’7”, 145 lbs, 21.5 years old
0-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.76 WHIP, 0.55 FIP, 14.29 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Juan Noriega is a bit of an enigma. The right hander is listed at just 5’7” and 145 pounds, yet he posted dominant stats with the Dodgers after his contact was purchased from the Acereros de Monclova of the Mexican League. In 17 total innings split between the Arizona Rookie League and the Pioneer League, Noriega didn’t allow a single run and walked just 2 batters while striking out 27. And that doesn’t even include his appearance in the Arizona Rookie League Championship where he threw 4.1 shutout frames and picked up the win. The interesting thing is that prior to joining the Dodgers, Juan threw 36.2 innings in the Mexican League and wasn’t all that impressive with a 4.42 ERA and a K/9 of about 7. However, the level of play in the Mexican League is usually compared to AAA, so that actually makes a lot of sense as to why Noriega was a merely average in that league. Also, it should be noted that Juan played in the Mexican Winter League this past offseason and his results were very solid as he recorded a 2.45 ERA over 33 innings, although his K/9 was again less than stellar at 5.7. Overall I’m not really sure what to make of Noriega given his size and stats, but I’m guessing that he’ll spend 2012 with the Loons. His results there should give us a better idea of what kind of future he has with the Dodgers.

107. Abdiel Velasquez, RHP (46.2 IP in DSL in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 7/2/09
6’3”, 184 lbs, 19 years old
1-4, 4.05 ERA, 1.54 WHIP, 4.09 FIP, 7.33 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 73; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Abdiel Velasquez is a young right hander from Panama who had an outstanding professional debut in 2010 as a 17 year old with a 2.53 ERA and .150 batting average against through 32 innings. Velasquez returned to the DSL in 2011 and was used mostly in the rotation as he made 9 starts. While most of his pitching statistics appear worse in his sophomore season, his FIP actually improved from 4.39 to 4.09. In addition, the 6’3” Velasquez has a great pitching which I’m hoping generates a good amount of velocity. Given that Abdiel won’t even turn 19 until this upcoming March, he may return to the Dominican Republic for a 3rd season, but he’s also a solid candidate to play in the Arizona Rookie League in 2012. He’s still a sleeper in my book and is someone I’ll continue to watch closely.

106. Joel Lima, RHP (3 IP in AA, 34.2 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 2/22/08
6’0”, 165 lbs, 22.5 years old
3-1, 5.26 ERA, 1.46 WHIP, 5.48 FIP, 9.08 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 88; Pre 2010 Rank: 102; Pre 2009 Rank: 65

Joel Lima, the much younger half brother of the late Jose Lima, was signed by the Dodgers in 2008. After spending two seasons in the Dominican Summer League, where he posted a combined 2.71 ERA through 69.2 innings, Joel was promoted to the Arizona League in 2010. Although he was limited just 17.2 innings with the Arizona Dodgers, Lima had yet another excellent season with a superb ERA and a solid strikeout rate. That brings us to 2011, which saw Lima spend a few months in extended spring training before making his season debut all the way up in AA when the Lookouts were short on relievers in early June. After two impressive appearances Lima was spent back to extended spring training, then spent the rest of the year with the Ogden Raptors. Unfortunately Joel struggled a bit in the Pioneer League as he allowed 9 homers in just 34.2 innings which drove his ERA to 5.71 for the season. He did strike out a batter per inning, however, and showed pretty good control with just 12 walks for the season. I’m guessing that Lima will move to Great Lakes in 2012, and hopefully a more pitcher friendly league will benefit Joel so we can eventually see the second coming of Lima Time.

105. Andy Suiter, LHP (43.1 IP in HiA, 10 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 10th round
6’3”, 215 lbs, 24.75 years old
1-2, 4.56 ERA, 1.50 WHIP, 4.66 FIP, 7.93 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 81; Pre 2010 Rank: 94; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Coming out of high school Andy Suiter was a prize recruit by UCLA, but then due to a broken wrist and poor coaching decisions he transferred to UC Davis where he finally got an opportunity to play. He was drafted by the Yankees in 2008 in the 32nd round, but obviously didn’t sign and returned to UC Davis in 2009. While his 2009 college stats were rather unimpressive, he did improve his velocity and was hitting 94 mph by the end of the season. So the Dodgers decided to take a chance on him with their 10th round pick, and after the draft Logan White said “This kid has a really good arm…He's throwing 94-95 now and has a good change and a good curve ball. The question is getting him to command the strike zone.” Unfortunately Logan was right because control has been Suiter’s biggest issue since turning pro as he has walked 7.2 batters per 9 innings for his career. Outside of his terrible walk rate Suiter’s been pretty good, but you can’t keep your ERA down when you always have runners on base. This past season Suiter spent most of the year with the Quakes (his time in Arizona was on a rehab assignment due to a minor injury), but he was used mostly in middle relief because he couldn’t be trusted in late inning situations. Despite his control issues, Suiter remains an intriguing minor league player due to his mid 90’s fastball and his success against left handed batters (3.60 ERA vs lefties in 2011). I don’t think he’s ready for AA, so he’ll probably return to Rancho Cucamonga in 2012. If he is able to improve his control, however, he may eventually have value as a LOOGY at the big league level.

104. Tae-Hyeok Nam, 1B (30 games in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 6/16/09
6’0”, 209 lbs, 21 years old, bats right handed
.221 average, .649 OPS, 2 HR’s, 11 RBI, 1 SB
Pre 2011 Rank: 66; Pre 2010 Rank: 50; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

When the Dodgers signed Nam in June of 2009, he became the first Korean high school player they had ever signed. He was scouted throughout his high school career by the Dodgers, where he hit 22 home runs and had 43 RBIs in 65 games to go along with a .314 average. After the signing, Logan White said that Nam had “good power and well above average speed.” White also stated that “Nam is strong physically. With the help of our player development staff, I'm confident that he will become a fine player.” Unfortunately, Nam has been far from a “fine player” in his brief professional career. After getting his feet wet in 2009, Tae spent 2010 in the Arizona Rookie League and had a decent season for a 19 year old with 3 homers and a respectable .713 OPS. He also struck out in 23.5% of his plate appearances, which wasn’t all that bad. Fast forward to 2011, however, and Nam regressed significantly in every offensive category. Not only did he hit just .221, but his strikeout rate increased to 31.1%. The only improvement he showed was his defense, but given that he plays first base he’s going to have to hit a whole lot more if he wants to progress through the system. Despite his struggles I’ve got to think the 21 year old will move up to the Pioneer League in 2012 to give him a change of scenery.

103. Joseph Winker, OF (4 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 43 games in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2011, 28th round
6’1”, 190 lbs, 22.5 years old, bats left handed
.348 average, 1.007 OPS, 5 HR’s, 47 RBI’s, 4 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Joe Winker was selected by the Dodgers in the 28th round of the 2011 draft after spending four seasons at Mercer University. In his college career Winker established himself as one of the A-Sun Conference’s best player, and in 2011 as a senior he hit .359 ranked 3rd in the conference with a .630 SLG%. He also hit 13 homers and posted a .448 OB%. Here’s a video of him being interviewed after a game in the A-Sun Conference tournament…go to the 4:20 mark. Upon signing with the Dodgers Winker was sent to the Arizona Rookie League and he picked up right where he left off in college. The 22 year old was a little old for the league, but he led the club in every offensive category except for runs and stolen bases. His name was also scattered all over the Arizona Rookie League leader board as he led the league in OB% and also ranked 2nd in the league with his 1.068 OPS. He finished the year with a short stint in the Pioneer League. Despite his impressive stats, Winker doesn't figure to be much of a prospect because of his aforementioned age and the fact that he doesn't really have any standout skill. If he continues to rake then I’ll be forced to change my option, but for now I think he’ll simply be a nice organizational player for the Dodgers. Joe will probably get a chance to play for the Loons in 2012, but I given the Dodgers outfield depth in the lower minor leagues he might not get the chance to be an everyday player.

102. Steve Matre, RHP (1.2 IP in LoA, 17 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 6.2 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)

Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 39th round
6’2”, 185 lbs, 23.75 years old
0-1, 4.26 ERA, 1.62 WHIP, 3.00 FIP, 9.24 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 100; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

The Dodgers took a late flyer on Steve Matre in the 2010 draft as they selected him in the 39th round even though he hadn’t play college ball that year due to Tommy John surgery that he had in 2009. Prior to his surgery Matre had completed three outstanding seasons at College of Mount Saint Joseph. As a freshman he immediately stepped into the closer role, and held it all throughout his college career. His career ERA was 1.19 and he registered 32 saves – just 3 short of the Division III record. His best season came in 2009 when he had a 0.41 ERA, a 13.1 K/9, and a .133 batting average against in 22 innings. In addition, even though he missed the 2010 college season, he was cleared to play in a summer league and continued to impress by striking out 20 and walking just two in 15.2 innings of work to go along with a 1.15 ERA. Upon getting drafted, Matre said “I was really excited to hear that I was chosen. It was like a dream come true and something that I’ve wanted to do (play professional baseball) for a long time.” He also participated in an interesting video that was posted on YouTube. After a very short professional debut, Steve started the 2011 season in Ogden where he threw 17 innings of middle relief for the Raptors. Matre got hit around pretty good, however, and posted a 5.82 ERA and a .342 batting average against despite a strong FIP and K/9. A minor injury in early August sent Matre back to Glendale, and he ended up throwing in 7 games for the Arizona Dodgers before finishing his year with a single appearance in LoA. In terms of his stuff, according to Matre himself he throws in the low 90’s with a 4 seam fastball (cut), 2 seam fastball (sink), a slider, and a changeup. Overall I really like Matre as a sleeper prospect, and I think he could have a breakout season for the Dodgers in 2012. Also, everyone knows that it usually takes two full years for someone to fully recover from Tommy John, so 2012 could be his year. I bet he spends the year in the Loons bullpen and could eventually make his way into the closer role for Great Lakes.

101. Steve Domecus, C/LF (60 games in LoA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 9th round
6’3”, 220 lbs, 24.75 years old, bats right handed
.276 average, .771 OPS, 5 HR’s, 23 RBI’s, 2 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 78; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Steve Domecus grew up in Northern California, and after a great high school career he decided to attend UC Santa Barbara. After redshirting his first year (2006), Domecus only started 5 games in 2007 and was told after the season he’d be used as a part time DH the following year. Knowing that he had what it took to be a catcher, Steve transferred to Moorpark Junior College and drew a lot of attention from college and pro scouts. Next thing he knew, the White Sox called during the 2008 draft and asked if he’d sign if he was selected in the 7th round. Domecus wrestled with the decision, but finally told Chicago that he wanted to transfer to Virginia Tech instead. In 2009, his first year at VT, Domecus hit .406 but didn’t show much power and was limited to just 40 games due to a broken hand. Therefore he didn’t get drafted, and returned for his senior season where he improved many aspects of his game. In 2010 Domecus hit .365 for the Hokies with 27 doubles, 13 homers, 60 RBI’s, and 12 stolen bases as the team’s main catcher. Here is some video of his offense and defense. The Dodgers liked what they saw and selected him in the 9th round of the 2010 draft, and Steve made his professional debut in the Pioneer League with relatively average results. He was promoted to Great Lakes in 2011 and served as the part time catcher for the Loons. He missed some time early in the season due to a high ankle sprain, but still got off to a hot start and was hitting .349 at the All Star Break with a .978 OPS. Unfortunately “Doe” struggled in the 2nd half, however, and ended the year with a .276 average. It should also be noted that after he was drafted, most scouts didn't think he would stay behind the plate as a pro, and given that he only threw out 16% of base-stealers a move to the outfield (where he spent some time in college) might be required. I’m not sure his bat plays as an outfielder, however, and Steve knows that. During this past season he told Hugh Bernreuter “I’m athletic enough to play other positions ... I played some games in left field last year. But my future and my value is as a catcher, and that’s what I’m working at.” In 2012 I would guess that Steve will move up to the Quakes and again be a part time backstop.

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It was business time for Lima’s Dad

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like Brandon is diggin Arce Rodriguez.

Here’s hoping no one calls him ARod

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Nice!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

castle

Looking forward to see if he can keep killin it in AAA this year..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 23, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to see how much 2B and 3B he gets to play.

by OB12 on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This quote is for

IVDown:

“Kyle Russell, there’s still some adjustments he needs to make before we can lock him in for a spot (in Albuquerque),” Watson said


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Really…Does that mean if he struggles he’s going back to Chattanooga?

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly rhetorical question

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

probably more of a

“if he wants to be more than an org guy.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Roving Baseball Instructor

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering why no one was talking about this article

Until i read it.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s blocked for me: “Adult.”

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that is some low calorie writing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The right hander is listed at just 5’7" and 145 pounds

Good gosh, he only has two inches and 5-10 pounds on me. We can shop together in the boys’ department.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

Clubhouse dwarf tossing could be a thing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I am 5’7" and should weigh 145 – I’m a bit over that at the moment – without exercise to build muscle mass.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to hear more about McCourt asking the potential bidders if it was okay if they signed Prince Fielder.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

It would imply that ……so you’re saying there’s a chance

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

give him line, give him line

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m willing to get my hopes up right now.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a real thing?

by OB12 on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true that it’s a story.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, so it was mentioned by someone other than us in this blog?

by OB12 on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah ken gurnick on the most recent Dodgers.com article. "There has also been recent speculation that, with the consent of one or more of the bidders, the Dodgers could make a late run at free-agent first baseman Prince Fielder, who is seeking a long-term deal that could be worth $200 million or more. The Dodgers apparently have been unwilling to add that kind of liability to the balance sheet before the sale because it might negatively impact the purchase price. "

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

There was also some media guy that tweeted over the weekend that he was suprised how many baseball people think the Dodgers ultimately make a play for Fielder, or sign Fielder, something like this… Dont have any link to that though, think its in the weekend post though.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

we didn’t even have to give you line, went straight to set the hook

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

speculation


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, there’s “speculation” and there’s “making shit up.” Speculation usually requires something to go on.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this conversation qualifies

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Speculation is like chatter inside a writer’s head.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

which is like marbles in a toilet as it is being flushed

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Speculation in baseball

is someone believed the shit someone else just made up

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s “recent”!

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

speculation is better then nothing.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s better than money….those are IOU’s

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t have speculation without specula.

OK, I don’t really know what that means.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be a lot easier if Ned didn’t go nuts at the dollar store.

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I seriously doubt the reality of this

What if a bidder said no? Than Frank wouldn’t put them on the final list? There’s too much room for shenanigans.

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If a bidder would say no then dont bid on the Dodgers please!.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would they?? With reported prices of over a billion dollars, don’t think Prince Fielder’s contract would be a big deal

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Then, why ask the question?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, dont ask questions, just sign Fielder Frank!!. You aint payin for it, and if you keep the parking lots, I promise if you sign Fielder nobody will have any issues parking on your lots.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I might have an issue.

by funkyjam on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

BTW

I’m of the opinion that this “Don’t worry about the small deals; we have some big money coming in” is a dangerous view of our team. Very rarely—if not never—can a team survive stupid financial decisions and still win. Even if we’re loaded I want us to be smart.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If they are massve financial decisions…. not little 2 year chump change deals.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Even still. These little two-years deals are why we can’t sign Oswalt right now.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Murray raises an eyebrow.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We didn’t resign Kuroda because of it. that actually upset me more than it should have. Most likely because hes a fucking Yankee now

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

From

the LFP:


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

he makes that shit look good.

by NotJoeTorre on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why black out the A2K logo?? That’s just wrong….then again Kuroda in pinstripes is just wrong

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

:’(

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Don’t cry Tommy…..we’ve got CAPANG!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

:’’’’’’’’’’(

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lol

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, yeah, right now they hurt…. the hope is that it wont hurt our new owners.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yankees and Red Sox can cant they?

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the Yankees that one year.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No one move is going to sink a team. It takes a lot of bad without any good to really end a team.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The Full Wade

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

In yesterday’s Simers piece, Boras says:

No one buys a baseball franchise to make money.

I don’t doubt this is true. Boras knows way more about it than I do.

Question: is this good or bad? Would it be a better system if the owners saw their franchises as a business that had to turn a profit every year?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

Hell no because then there’s no incentive to do anything but sit back and collect revenue sharing money.

And Boras’ job is to get as much money from these people as possible he’s totally BSing.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This is news to Frank McCourt.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras said that about owning a franchise, but

Borat says this about Jaime

vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister told me

that she happened to be in court one day when Frank and Jamie came through on the way to their court. She said Jamie looked seriously anorexic.

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

She must really heat the shit out of those swimming pools to prevent hypothermia.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t she go blind in one eye from that?

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Clicking the mouse……….

by Grimjack on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Frank and Jamie in court

during their dissolution trial, Jamie is pretty thin. Frank wore a nice suit.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister thought his suit was nice too

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank wears some nice suits, say what you want about him, but dude can dress.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree but then I ask the question

who the hell has the capital to buy this team for over 1 billion dollars and then run as it unprofitable business.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

nah – he ain’t that rich

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Mavericks don’t grow on trees

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What we need to do is to re-engineer society in such a way that it runs on something that grows on trees.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean like food? (At least some kinds.)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

like Hemp?

I think Chris would be up for that

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

haha hell yeah son…. I got these sweet opening day tickets, only cost me 3 fat nugs!!

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Soooo, chicken nuggets dont work for you baby?? well, I got weed!!!

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence Humma’s controversial Pine Cone Platform of 2016.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m telling you, lock up the squirrel vote and America will follow.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

wallets would have to get much bigger

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

springtime inflation would be a bitch

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Springtime Inflation for Germany….

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Cuban

would more than likely want a return on his investment. I can only think of former Microsoft exec Paul Allen as someone who has spent money and not be overly concerned about it.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

someone with 7 billion dollars

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Eli Broad!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

its hard to fathom, but there are people who have this kind of money to throw around

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And like baseball?

Does Carlos Slim like baseball?

by Michael White on Jan 23, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

no

i heard he only likes money

by delias man on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why they call it money.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

McCourt needs to sign Fielder now before he gets the proceeds from the sale...

That way Dodger fans can have the Prince and the Pauper…
even if it’s just for a few months.

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Prince is no stranger to the (jalapeno) popper.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and Marty is evidently no stranger to the red hot pooper

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder if Braun had an issue with hem-ROIDS

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Dan Patrick said

From what he heard Ryan Braun Will be completely exonerated

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Or that’s how he felt

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I heard that what Dan Patrick said will be completely exaggerated

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude has done roids, stop lying Braun.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

must have been some hair-related product

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

VECTOR

is now a member of the White Sox. PeeWee and Stultsy, too.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

He and Konerko can swap “catching for the Dodgers” stories.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Continues his quest to earn a pension

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

all of em

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Eli Manning needs a raise

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

He’s already one of the highest paid QB’s in the NFL, no?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

stop baitin

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

X

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

can't stop won't stop

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

my palms is too hairy to hide

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha do you like violence?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Astros

Crane says they will ‘evaluate’ the team name before next year.

My suggestion: WOLVERINES

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

Night Stalkers

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Gangsters of Love

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Geto Boys could throw out first pitch.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice….I have that song on my phone…..because damn it feels good to be a gangsta

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was referring to their earlier song which sampled “Gangster of Love.” From their self-titled album filled with necrophilia and worse things.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Corpse Fuckers

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Walking Dead

was already their unofficial name

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Richard Ramirez takes offense to that.

by delias man on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

HJ is NUTS! LOL

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Cattle

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Streets

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually LOL’d

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you say Douchebags on here? Just askin’

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Fuckbacks is about as far as you can go

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Lone Star Frackers

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Colt 45’s

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Lovin’ Cousins

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Crawfish

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Would the crawfish slide into a pot of boiling water?

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

houston

chumps
expos
steers
queers
concealed weapons
kolaches

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Enrons

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Heater Hunters

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Brought to you by Aaron Miles Amen, Sailor!

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

they still have a LED scoreboard thing

that shows the prices of natural gas, crude, etc in minute maid field.. or at least when I ‘lived’ in houston in 2006 (because of fucking enron)

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 23, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

that is awesome

In LA we could show who had the latest boob jobs

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

We do that already

but it’s hidden within whatever movie is being advertised that season

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Phone booth had a tech stock ticker back in the day

I mocked, not because I loved, but because I hated

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That would have been great during day baseball games in NY. Fights breaking out in stands between Clients and Brokers

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

it was raucous fun until the first tech crash, then is was like notes to a silent dirge running by

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

they also sing

‘deep in the heart of texas’ during the 7th inning stretch which is amazing to behold

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I always think that song as a euphemism for Cooch

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt like pee wee’s big adventure was made real to me in that moment

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Shitheels

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Oilers

Suck it, Goodell

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Sam’s

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Dallas Vaqueros de Houston

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Prairie Dogs

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Mysteries
Houston Princes
Houston Chickens

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Drexlers

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheerleaders

would be the Houston Drill Team. With “Drill Me” on their chests

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and “Tap it” across their ass

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And tattoos that say, “No, Really, Feel Free to Have Sex with Us” on their arms

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking each should wear a tramp stamp proudly….it would be like watching 20 bullseyes simultaneously

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Phi Slamma Jamma

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatson Seconds didn’t sound as good

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Texans. Then finally those two words would mean something together.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

500s.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Replacement Levels

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Be My Playground

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston T-Bones

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Astros in Breaking Training.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

FYI

in 2002 when they were trying to pick the Texans name, these were the finalists:
Bobcats, Stallions, Texans, Toros, and Apollos

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Toros makes the most sense really

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

though I’m surprised Stallions made it over Mustangs. Mustangs has such a different connotation

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Asses

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

whitesnake arse

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is JLo

The Arce de Triumph?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

her ass is the apple of original sin

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirsten Dunst agrees

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Texans is just such a generic blah name

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Texas

Loves anything in Spanish

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Tejanos

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston We Have A Problems.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ynoa

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Quinoa

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

is good

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Always had him confused with the other Ynoa (the one who signed for $4+m). This one looked okay for a while in 2010 then pfffft.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to live in a world where Cody Ross has 100 career home runs.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

for someone else

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

and ghonnorea

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

not if I got 1000 Virgins waiting for me

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

1000 Virgins will surely give you gonorrhea

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Then surely one of those bitches lied about being a virgin

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

all you need is 5 virgins for that

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

how’s the old saying….divide the number of chicks a guy claimed by three….then multiply the number the girl claimed by three?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Natasha Lyonne is so wise.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that would make me a huuuuuuge slut

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston 1000 Virgins

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil rated the 7th best True Blue Moderator of all time

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang, even Andrew got votes? How would anyone know?

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it’s the 19th best player in the NFL.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeeeesus

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll make a comeback

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a bit of a difference

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

link for the reading challenged

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

no

that is not what this list represents.

What if a stellar panel of 20 Hall of Fame players — echoing Shoeless Joe Jackson and his all-star colleagues walking out of that cornfield in Iowa — was gathered to choose a team of 20 tough, talented peers from the pool of current players? Who would they invite to their party?

Starting today, in a multiplatform project two months in the making, crafted by the folks at ESPN The Magazine and ESPN.com, you will find out.

We present our NFL Any Era Team, 20 players who would have thrived in the years before television helped make football a secular religion and the nation’s favorite pastime. To get you in the proper mood for Super Bowl XLVI, we’ll roll out four players each day, in reverse order, culminating Friday.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

that is what I was saying, just not in a helpful way

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We present our NFL Any Era Team, 20 players who would have thrived in the years before television helped make football a secular religion and the nation’s favorite pastime..

Then how is Tebow listed?

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I always love the implication that today’s players are weak and not that any one of them could squish Roger Staubauch like a flabby grape.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they mean they couldn’t play both sides of the ball and if they didn’t have a pad for every spot on their body they may not last longer then a squashed grape against the smaller but much meaner Chuck Bednarik?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I would have liked to have played pro football in 1923

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

A friends dad

went to his grave convinced that Jim Brown could whip any of today’s pussies

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he could sure beat the hell out of today’s woman, we know that for sure

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lol
FLOYD LITTLE: He might not be the greatest quarterback, but he could play at any position you want him to play at.

uh then how about he not play qb and play some other position. he will still be around to metaphysically will his team to victory..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Think of how bad the average ex player analyst is.

Now ask 20 people who weren’t qualified to do that to name 20 good players.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Average Analysts

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just turned $18 dollars of scratchers into $65!! Fuck yeah!!

by delias man on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

Houston Fuck Yeah’s

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Into $65 of scratchers?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta press it

to make some real scratch

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

is the driving force behind just about every bad decision

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

greed and lust and general arceholeness also play a part

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

and stupidity, let us not fail to give Stupidity its due

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

First and foremost . . .

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Stupids

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Which ones did you buy?

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

winners

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Old hookers can do the same without using their hands

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Missed opportunity the line should have been

Old hookers call that “Making 65 bucks the hard way”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

When Chatsworth gets a team and they don’t call themselves the Chatsworth Pornographers something went wrong. If this comment doesn’t increase Eric’s hits by 20%

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

The Houston Fluffers

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The dance team can be the Fluffernutters.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That could get messy.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Explosive

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Bukkake

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

  1. on words you never want to look up

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I had that listed as 6th

I can think of 5 worst things easily

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

But do those 5 things really require looking up?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I asked a girl to do the Inherited MacDougal with me. I got slapped.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that is the inherited MacDougal. first she slapped you around, then she walked.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Uribe should be the 2012 recipient of the dicky doo award

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you arguing with yourself?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

just fighting with autoformat

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Fighting Autoformats

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Lemon Party………..

by Grimjack on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

no

that would be spacedocking

no really

don’t look that up

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL rec

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That came out of nowhere

by Michael White on Jan 23, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Recent Speculation

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Recent Speculations

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Find out what it means to me

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

absolutely nothing, say it again

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Specula for plural.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t he star in Quantum Leap?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

There has been recent speculation

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rejaculation

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds messy and unpleasant

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And something you’d regret.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Tiffani Thiessen

turns 38 today, can you name the oldest of the 6 then teen age leads from Saved by the Bell?

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

one of the following?

Mark Paul Glosslear
Lark Voorhies
Dustin Diamon
Mario Lopez
Elizabeth Berkley

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by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Googling Dustin Diamond is where I learned one of HJ’s Top Five Things Not To Google.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL He made a porno didn’t he?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

if this is not verified soon, Joey Joe will show up and give us cast, reviews, and running time

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if I’d call it that, but he did something that was video recorded.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Diamond was the youngest.

I’ll say Voorhies

by Michael White on Jan 23, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I do know Screech really does have a porno. I’ve never seen it, but I’ve seen the ad for it on the back of my “Gianna Michael’s” DVD.

I have no shame…. :) I give Gianna Michael’s an A for Effort

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by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the nerdy one, right?

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Was Saved by the Bell the 70’s Show of it’s time?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

I really can’t figure out the analogy, so no.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved SBTB. Even the College Years.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Bad Taste in TV Shows

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

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by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Golic.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

no

because it was on Saturdays originally and then in syndication, “That 70s Show” was a network prime time show.

Saved by the Bell would be like the Disney Channel or Nick shows that are on now.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The College Years was a primetime show on NBC.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the movie special when Zach and Kelly finally got married…. I love happy endings.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Vegas. Classic stuff.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah Zach and Kelly should of always been together, I hate when shows fuck with me by not having the people that should be together, together…. Like when Dylan left Brenda for Kelly on 90210 haha

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad JD and Elliott didn’t end up together. What a shitshow

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They did end up together…

by Michael White on Jan 23, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Mad told me she ended up with some junior doctor. I thought they ended up together too

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

In the Last season she wes preggers with his kid and he had move out of the hospital. They ended up together.

by Grimjack on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

stop talking like this shit is real

none of this happened

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Snow Globe………………………

by Grimjack on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mario Lopez was autistic?

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain…

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to live vicariously through tv and movies

so shut up!

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Also yeah

They ended up together in the last season (i refuse to acknowledge the “last” season)

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved that when she picked him over Sean

He realized he wasn’t actually in love with her. Scrubs was awesome.

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what was to love about that. JD was a dick

by Michael White on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of like Ted on HIMYM

/rabbit hole
/runs away

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The episode where he breaks up with the girl on her voice mail

on her birthday, then gets back together only to break up with her…on her birthday again…was pretty brutal.

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

yes he was. very much like Ted from HIMYM

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it was a dick move, but better than the done a million times “lets be together because we are perfect for each other.” If it was real life, I wouldn’t have been a fan of it, especially cause I really enjoyed Sean’s character.

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

dude only did 12 episodes, maybe he would be a dick too if he was around longer.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, never saw either, was just curious.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I will add though that

the cast of That 70s Show were about the same age as the Saved By the Bell group (Kunis. 15 was the youngest and the oldest was Danny Masterson (Hyde) at age 22.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

while true, i would say that the age range of their target audiences were different

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Who would have ever thought that Macauly Culkin would get Mila Kunis?

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by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

right? seriously thats crazy.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Home Alone, he always knew

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy Meets World was our generation’s That 70’s Show

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Joannie Loves Chachi

was ours

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by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And onw that I think about it

Joannie loves Chachi makes Joannie sound like a lesbian

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say maybe The Wonder Years because that takes place sometime in the past…. But its not a comedy.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder Years is my all-time favorite show.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop it! lol

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

thing is, he was one more time away from it being funny. one more time and it would have killed.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

he had me two times ago

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Two Times

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Mattingly says, “That name is taken!”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL I’m outy fellas….have a good night everyone

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall this line from many moons ago

and it didn’t stop for 3 days, lol

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That's confusing

Both of those are from the same generation, just about 5 years apart.

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Some guy named Tom Ziller: Thanks to #KobeSystem I shot 6-28 in a pick-up game and screamed at a courtside Doug Collins that I cannot be guarded. Thanks #Nike! I thought it was funny anyways.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

MLBN said

Lincecum turned down a 5/$100M offer from the giants

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Seems about right. $110m will probably get it done.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Family Ties

Since I was only one when Family Ties debuted, don’t really remember much about it. Was “Alex P. Keaton” a play on Michael J. Fox’s name?

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

I assume it had more to do with making his character more formal to match his formal Republican persona.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

silverwidow being silverwidow

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I would guess no

since no one knew who Michael J. Fox was when he was cast. Also, originally the producers wanted Matthew Broderick for the role but he was unavailable.

The J. does not stand for anything in his name, he put it there because there was already a Michael Fox registered with Screen Actors Guild. His given middle name is Andrew. According to his biography, Fox didn’t like the sound of Michael A. Fox or Michael Andrew Fox so he went with J. as a homage to character actor Michael J. Pollard.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, thanks

I think the middle initial does sound a bit pompous though.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

only if he announces himself as Michael J. Fox. If he says, “Hi, I’m Mike”, what does it matter? Professionals in all kinds of different industries use a middle initial to identify themselves.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

When I met him

back in the day, he called himself “Mike”

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember you telling me that story. Loved that he was so personable.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael J. Fox made a whole career out of being the guy you got when you couldn’t get the guy you wanted.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious, who did they want for Doc Hollywood then?

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What is Doc Hollywood?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

one of the movies he was in. 1st one that came to my mind… I also like the movie Greedy that he was in.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dodgers are where our circles overlap, that and crudity, but not crudites

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever man, stop acting like you havent seen Doc Hollywood haha

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing

I remember about Doc Hollywood:


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I remember that scene… I was a big MJF fan so ive seen alot of his movies. I miss him actually.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The David Eckstein of the entertainment industry

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Seemed like Cars was basically an animated redo of Doc Hollywood was itself was probably cobbled from a 1/2 dozen previous shows.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They were going to make it as an animated movie starring Foghorn Leghorn. When that fell through, somebody said, “Well, what about Michael J. Fox?”

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Murray

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Harvey Lembeck

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Ruth!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

well I mean

back in the day – sorry about that.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, who in the hell can’t beat the shit out of a midget with the shakes?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Supermen!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 23, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You might call it The Secret of His Success

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed that one

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The part where he slept with his aunt was weird. Actually, the whole movie was insane. I barely remember it because I was drinking heavily when I was watching it.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

dowager aunty sex has long been a road to the top

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a long way to the top.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re just trying to up the google hits today

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone seen Louis Malle’s Murmur of the Heart? (La souffle au coeur – 1971). A young boy and his mother.

by berkowit28 on Jan 23, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No

But Spanking the Monkey was okay. The director is a personal favorite of mine.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Richard Gere has vultured several roles that John Travolta turned down.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me!

No, really, call me. I need the work

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually that’s known as Gerbiling

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a fan, going to have a hard time other then Teen Wolf coming up with a Michael Fox movie / Show that I did not like. His guess spot on Scrubs was awesome.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

His Larry David episode was very funny

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The Frighteners was pretty bad.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What is there not to like about Teen Wolf?

It had a perfect 1980s dick preppy kid villain, a selfish play vs. teamwork subplot, true girlfriend vs. hotter but bitchier girl, and had Frances Buxton / “Hey look it’s Enrico Palazzo” guy as the starting center on the basketball team.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Never watched it

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I love the sight gag when he opens the bathroom door and his dad is there.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Bright Lights, Big City


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Never saw Bright Lights:

Seems to have gotten mixed reviews:Wiki
The film received mixed reviews from critics. In his review for Newsweek, David Ansen wrote, "Bright Lights isn’t an embarrassment, like Less Than Zero; it’s a smooth, professional job. But when it’s over you may shrug your shoulders and ask, “Is that all?”5 Janet Maslin, in her review for the New York Times wrote, “Mr. Bridges may not have breathed fire into this material, but he has preserved most of its better qualities. He has treated it with intelligence, respect and no undue reverence, assembling a coherent film that resists any hint of exploitation”.6 In his review for the Washington Post, Hal Hinson criticized Fox’s performance, claiming that he “was the wrong actor for the job. Fox, who in The Secret of My Succe$s showed a gift for light comedy, is too stylized a performer for the heavier stuff; he has no natural weight. In addition, Fox shows a reluctance to let the audience see him in an unflattering light”.7 However, Roger Ebert praised the actor’s performance: “Fox is very good in the central role (he has a long drunken monologue that is the best thing he has ever done in a movie)”.8 Time magazine’s Richard Schickel felt that the film, “arrives, however, looking like something that has been kicking around too long in the dead-letter office”.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw it in first release

so it is a distant memory now, but my recollection is that my reaction was similar to Ansen wrote.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I looking over his movie history, other then the BTFT he never really made any great movies but for the most part they were watchable. A rental if you will.

However is work with Rev Jim on the BTFT gives him my thumbs up.

Loved this quote from Wiki:

Brandon Tartikoff, one of the show’s producers, felt that Fox was too short in relation to the actors playing his parents, and tried to have him replaced. Tartikoff reportedly said that “this is not the kind of face you’ll ever find on a lunch-box”. After his later successes, Fox presented Tartikoff with a custom-made lunch-box with the inscription “To Brandon, this is for you to put your crow in. Love and Kisses, Michael J. Fox”. Tartikoff kept the lunch-box in his office for the rest of his NBC career.14

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No bright lights, no big city went to my head
So I won’t stick around in this town
No I’m getting out instead

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to tell her, mama, but she wouldn’t hear what I said.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The only funny thing I’ve ever seen David Spade do is his MJF imitation.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember him doing that with Sean Penn as Penn gave him a tattoo. They re-enacted “Casualties of War.” It was pretty funny.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of funny - Can I get a ruling

Portlandia

Funny?
Funny and pretty fucking weird?
Funny, pretty fucking weird, and hipster?
Not Funny?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny and pretty fucking weird?

Their weird stuff is generally terrible but other than that it’s great.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

We were expecting to laugh a lot, we did not.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Watched it for the first time yesterday. I enjoyed it, but wasn’t blown away.

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by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t seen the second season, but I would say C is the best answer. There were a few laugh out loud moments for me, and I enjoyed it overall and thought it was funny, but also fucking weird at times and hipstery too.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The worst show since Allen Gregory.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Worse than Work It?


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that out yet? I haven’t had the misfortune to stumble upon it.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been broadcast and canceled already!


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

not something anyone will have to worry about in a few weeks.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

why? It was canceled? Was it just those 2 episodes?

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It is funny, but like all sketch shows it is really uneven.

You can tell that Armisen and Brownstein really like Portland, so sometimes it seems like the humor is a bit restrained — they don’t go for the jugular.

Still, I like it.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I just watched Friday’s episode of Portlandia and it was the worst so far.

So I wouldn’t judge it on Friday’s episode.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t seen it. I wish Flight of the Conchords would come back (another DT discovery). Anyone know if it’s cancelled?

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They chose not to do any more.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably a good thing, good chance they shot the wad and another season would never have lived upto the previous awesomeness.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Better to burn out than to fade away.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I got somethin to say

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Neil cheated and went both ways

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Lust never sleeps.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I still say “yes” like the manager sometimes.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m right here

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

“Bret.” “Bri?”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

the expression on their face

when the manager says he made up their award oh my god

and my mom introduced me to FotC when she would sing Motherflippin’ in the kitchen

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Why was he unavailable? It was his day off.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Noriega

Throws a high 80s, low 90s fastball. I think it tops out at 91. Pretty f’in amazing for a little guy. Throws a decent curve. I think a change. AND HE THROWS A KNUCKLEBALL. lol. pretty good movement.

by w0nderbrad on Jan 23, 2012 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

The little dictator.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

His namesake was captured during, I shit you not, Operation Nifty Package.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The Panamanian Strongman

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I throw 47mph when I’m moving in a car traveling 80 mph.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Except that I have no desire to put right what once went wrong. Also, why would I want my next leap to be the leap home? I want my next leap to be into Christina Hendricks.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

we’d have to send out a mountain survival team to find you

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Stallone could find him.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and that’s the last time anyone saw Humma.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Leapers!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 23, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

funniest thing overheard when Noriega was pitching

it was a roving instructor or a rehab guy, can’t remember which… “man, they let the bat boy on the mound?”

by w0nderbrad on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

in college an opposing team brought in a reliever who was 5 foot nothin. I went up to the announcer booth and asked my friend the announcer to borrow the microphone.

“Would the parents of [pitcher’s name] please come up to the scorer’s table, we’ve found your missing child”

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope someone got one in the earhole

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

sadly no. i was a reliever in college or it would have been me i’m sure. I did a fair amount of conditioning for that one

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have thrown one into the dugout

that and hands

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I would have shrugged and pointed to the 5’10" girl I was dating.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

even if you laugh, someone has to pay the bill

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Suppose, but it was well-natured and both teams got a kick out of it, so nothing happened.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

would be like throwing at Larry Walker for turning his helmet around against randy johnson

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and a good time was had by all

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If the kid was okay with his height, it would be funny for everyone, if he had a huge chip, then problems. That said any kid 5’0 pitching in your league is fucking impressive.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he didn’t get mad because he was also good.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the Pineda/Montero trade is official. I see it on the official daily transaction tally.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Montero finally got to Seattle to take his physical I take it.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Actual quote from Pineda (on twitter)
I’m feeling great and I’m beyond excited. I never thought I would become a New York Yankee so early into my career. This is the best thing in the world. Pitching alongside CC Sabathia, I’m speechless. And playing alongside players such as Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter is unbelievable.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

you are a dirty dirty liar aren't you

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

https://twitter.com/#!/YankeesWFAN/status/161575508461617152

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I always have trouble with twitter links. It’s real.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that what they call a 140 character brown nose?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that what they call a Trilogy Tweet?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Can take off the pound-exclamation-slash and the link will still work.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

So early into my career LOL. It’s like “I know I’m good, so the Yankees would buy me eventually, but this is even better!”

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by Nolij on Jan 23, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

All the Mariner fans who decried the trade will now burn him in effigy

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It didn’t go over too well on Lookout Landing.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be like us trading Rubby for Logan Morrison, then having most of us have a tantrum about it, then have Rubby said he’d always dreamed of pitching for the Marlins alongside Josh Johnson while giving no props to Kershaw. Fuck Rubby

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Not this year.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he didn’t provide a subject header and used too much chat speak and not enough proper English. #banned

by Xeifrank on Jan 23, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wish this was how players felt about coming to the Dodgers, hopefully it will be again.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Felix says fuck you

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

this amused me yesterday

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

He took a beating yesterday. I have to say, that’s one heck of a SF defense. They don’t miss any tackles and they did a great job making halftime adjustments.

by Michael White on Jan 23, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

that defense is never out of position

everybody always in his gap

they were amazing to watch

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It was weird for them to lose on turnovers

bu that game was a total stalemate at the end. Someone had to lose.

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I thoroughly enjoyed when he was hit as he was passing

then sacked the next play in the 4th or overtime (probably overtime).

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

never under estimate the heart of a champion

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Heard on the radio that was the first team with a winning record the Patriots beat all year.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

its true

but as I pointed at when I posted this before the playoffs started(go me), they beat like 8 .500 teams

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

9 if you include the broncos

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured it had already appeared here. 49er fans are upset they can’t see their defense against Brady.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hell they let eli throw for 300 yards

they think they are going to have better success against brady?

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

IN THE RAIN!

I mean Eli might be a top 5 QB this year, but Brady is better still and has more weapons

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

or they just want to see brady get hit a lot like eli did

and I’m ok with that.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Brady was broken after that goal-line leap.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

he looked like it

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodger face book post.

Clayton Kershaw received his Cy Young award on Saturday night, and now you can take home a replica when the Dodgers host the Pirates on Wednesday, April 11. Visit http://bit.ly/xUZDeM to buy a mini plan today!

by Grimjack on Jan 23, 2012 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

Chuck Bednarik is still alive, I thought he’d be older then 86

You just knew his family were steelworkers from Pennsylvania.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

The grit and the stogie. Bold call.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wiki

Wiki

Bednarik was the first player drafted in the 1949 NFL Draft, by the Philadelphia Eagles, starring on both offense (as a center) and defense (as a linebacker). He was a member of the Eagles’ NFL Championship teams in 1949 and 1960. In the 1960 NFL Championship Game, Bednarik, the last Eagle between Green Bay’s Jim Taylor and the end zone, tackled Taylor on the final play of the game at the Eagles’ eight yard line, and remained atop Taylor as the final seconds ticked off the clock, ensuring the Packers could not run another play and preserving a 17-13 Eagles victory.1
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A tough and highly effective tackler, Bednarik is perhaps best known for knocking Frank Gifford of the New York Giants out of football for over 18 months, with one of the most famous tackles in NFL history, in 1960. Bednarik had a famous quarrel with Chuck Noll, who once, as a player for the Cleveland Browns, smashed him in the face during a fourth-down punting play.

Always fun to find out these coaches were hard asses. Ever try to picture Tom Landry playing football?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Landry was a badass DB for the Giants

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by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

he was, but I always found it hard to picture him ripping into a wide receiver, he had such a way about him.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t see it, but his in his right hand he has a shot of whiskey

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude’s a bad-ass.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack Daniels?? See he smoked and drinks and didnt die early, it can be done.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably no weed though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bednarik was one of the last of the two-way players. Pretty bad-ass mofo.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Pats are bringing it back

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I had actually forgot the pats played the giants earlier this year

whats the line?

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

That was 14 and moved to 12. This is 3 and some places 3.5.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I still regret not putting money on that game, seemed like a sure thing pats wouldn’t beat them by that much

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Could have bet AFC +6 a few weeks back when the Packers and Saints were still alive.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Giants are taking this one

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know man. In that 07 season, NE beat NYG in NY by 3 in week 17, then lost by 3 in SB…. This year NE lost by 4 at home, so I think now NE will win the SB lol… I just have a feeling NE is going to avenge that SB loss in 07 and win this year… Who knows.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey did you hear Kyle Williams has received death threats? crazy

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

they actually burned things on jacoby jones front lawn

when that happens get back to me.

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by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston Arsonists.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Zach Lee

Chad is watching DVDs of Lee and said he’s not seeing #1 starter stuff.

by silverwidow on Jan 23, 2012 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

Neither were the MWL hitters

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I've mostly heard #2 stuff from people like Josh Sickels and BA

He’s also a projectability guy, if i understand the reports correctly, so the fastball might get a little more zippy.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Jan 23, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be thrilled if he turned into a #2 starter.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be thrilled if he turned in Mike Stanton

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Every source I trust says number two upside more likely number three.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess we’re gonna have to go to Rancho Cucamonga this season and see for ourselves.

Most important thing to remember: kid is what, 19?

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Si

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Except I don’t count myself as a source I trust :)

I’m not exactly going off controversial information, good secondary stuff, but doesn’t throw super hard and right now he elevates his fastball which explains why he was dinger prone this year.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus there is the issue that even if he is 19, it’s an older 19 and there were four younger mostly unheralded guys (Taijuan Walker, Adys Portillo, Antonio Cruz and Kyle Ryan) that had similar or better seasons than Lee.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

the fuck is an “older 19”? I’m not concerned with whether he’s the next Clayton Kershaw or Justin Verlander winning 17 games as a 23 year old. But if he’s got the stuff to be an above average starter over the long term it’s nothing to squash.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s two months away from being 20 and I’m agreeing more and more that the difference between 19 and two months and 19 and ten months is a difference that matters.

I’m not squashing Lee at all, just saying that Chad’s assessment that Lee’s future probably isn’t going to be ace pitcher.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

nature of prospects, i suppose.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The age effect is valid. I imagine you read “Outliers.”

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

one thing to note though from a recent BA article

“He displayed a deep repertoire—including a fastball that touched 98 mph—and above-average control. He also put on 30 pounds of muscle since high school, growing to 220. But the biggest change he made this year, he says, is learning how to make changes.

“You have to try to make adjustments as quick as you can on the fly,” he said. “Try to understand your delivery. Why you’re making mistakes and try to fix those. Each hitter, each at-bat and each pitch really.”

by Brandon Lennox on Jan 23, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

including a fastball that touched 98 mph

That’s news.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

30 pounds of muscle?

WTF?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 6:00 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Jesus my eyes just locked on to 98 and I missed that. That really can’t be right.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

in a year and a half of professional training he could totally do that. I just hope he did it right and under proper supervision. football lifting and pitching lifting are WAY different and if he lifted like he would for football he could seriously tear some shit up in his arm if he just goes out there hard again

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure he was on a pitcher program. Dodgers wouldn’t risk that arm.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 6:09 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

players do stupid shit in the offseason.

See: Russell Martin

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Russell Martin didn’t get a shit ton of money as a bonus

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 6:14 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no, he was already a starting MLB player making way more money than Zach Lee when he was doing stupid offseason workouts.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

thats true

Are you talking about the MMA one?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 6:24 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think he went from GET SWOLE DRINK BEER to wheatgrass and yoga in the span of one year.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

when I came back from Nashville, I put on 10 pounds of muscle in a month. And I’m a girl.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought last season everyone said he touched 95-96, lived low 90’s. 98 is revelatory but it could have just been 1 gun on 1 day.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve been going off sits low 90s can touch mid 90s.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m excited to go watch him and Gould play.

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

3/11/2012 6:30 PM GS
3/12/2012 7:30 PM Celtics
3/14/2012 7:30 PM Hawks
3/15/2012 7:30 PM Suns
3/17/2012 12:30 PM Rockets
3/18/2012 12:30 PM Pistons

Tough stretch

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Right, I was trying to figure out which games to got to and I was like holy shit, that is alot of games in eight days.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2?

6-0 – Wow!
5-1 – Nice!
4-2 – Ok
3-3 – Disappointing
2-4 – Sucks
1-5 – Holy shit!
0-6 – wtf

by Xeifrank on Jan 23, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

WGT 6 - 0

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel, now a Blue Jay, per Jerry Crasnick, and confirmed by Rosenthal.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

There is only one. When another Omar Vizquel is born the eldest travels there and sacrifices him to the Baseball Gods to allow him to play another year.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i guess he really wants to be the first player with 3000 hits not to make the HOF

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Pete Rose, Rafael Palmeiro.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

o. rite.

well i guess he wants to be the first player to get 3000 hits and still not play well enough to get into the HOF

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Minor league deal with a spring training invite, says Crasnick.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Good time to be a Rangers fan
To keep the talent flowing, the Rangers have poured resources into Latin America. They have become one of the most aggressive franchises in that arena and spent nearly $20 million in bonuses for international players in 2011. That total included $5 million for [Leonys] Martin (part of a $15.6 million big league contract), $4.95 million for Dominican outfielder Nomar Mazara, $3.45 million for Dominican first baseman/outfielder Ronald Guzman and $1.5 million for Venezuelan lefthander Yohander Mendez.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/organization-top-10-prospects/2012/2612842.html

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

wasted money

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

not being an astute watcher of pro football anymore, when Manning threw a Touchdown pass I heard the announcer say Manninghands Touchdown and thought it was a new way of proclaiming a Manning Touchdown Pass, and was bummed to find out it was the name of the receiver.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

Top 10 relief pitchers right now on MLBN

No Kenley, that shall change.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 4:45 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

BUT

They say he could break in next year

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 4:53 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Guess he’ll have to break his own record.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

he’ll be #1 next year. no doubt.

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 5:22 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

The Houston Doubters

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

not from me. i would take a friendly bet

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 5:34 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That he’ll be number one? Sure.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

do we know that mlbn will rank again next season? if not, who’s a reliable source that does yearly rankings lile that?

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 5:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

they started last year

So they’ll probably do it again

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 5:41 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Kenley, post All-Star break, MLB career

48 games
50 innings
21 walks (20 unintentional)
89 strikeouts
0 home runs
.120/.255/.144 opposing batters (16 singles, 4 doubles in 167 AB)
4 runs
0.72 ERA
0.820 WHIP

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

89 strikeouts in 192 PA. Not even half. Loser.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

he should walk fewer guys to get that oOPS down

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What a loser

he’s actually allowed 4 extra base hits!

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They must have only paid attention pre-June

He will be top 10 by a year from now. If he had gotten more than 20 saves (replacing guerra) he would have made it probably.

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Buys out one free agent year. Made $2.3 million in 2011.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Mind-blowingly good stuff. Mariners aren’t always right when they dump young power RHPs.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now

they got an alright reliever for him! What a dumb trade then and dumb trade now. Morrow may not be a top tier arm, but he is definitely a good 2 or 3 option.

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp ranked number one Roto pick

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

espn ranked braun #1 before the ped story broke. i guess Kemp beat him at something

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 5:19 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

is that something i missed about Ryan Braun?

by court168627 on Jan 23, 2012 5:27 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

rumor

Not confirmed.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Rumor is that Braun says it was herpes medication that made his test come back dirty.

But that wouldn’t cause elevated testosterone.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard today

That was not his defense.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That’s sad for the joke potential alone.

by fbihop on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if it was gonorrhea medication instead.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers (and USC) photographer Jon SooHoo has been posting some classic older photos

recently on his blog. This is one of some beat writers in the 1990s, including Steve Dilbeck, at Vero Beach. Check out the lineup against the Orioles:

Butler CF
Mondesi RF
Piazza C
Strawberry LF
Karros 1B
Wallach 3B
Treadway 2B
Bournigal SS
Hansell P

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Who knew

Chris Penn was a sportswriter?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder when Sharps gave out those free hats.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy on the left, I used to work with

at the Daily Breeze and the Times. His name is Terry Johnson. He died of a heart attack about 10 years ago

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

he has a sweet ’stache in that photo

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the name. Aside from Johnson, Dilbeck, and current Clippers writer Brad Turner, the only other name I know is Ken Daley, who I believe used to do some radio hits with Hacksaw back in the day.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy standing up in the brown jacket and the guy on the far right look familiar, but I can’t place them

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by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Per SooHoo’s post, the guy standing up is Randy Franz (could be Daley I suppose; I’m not sure what he looked like) and the dude on the far right was former Dodgers PR guy David Tuttle.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah, I just now noticed you had a link to it. Those are some great photos

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

and that looks like

a Trash-80 in front of him. Man, I hated those

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 23, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I had a pair of pants like the ones Turner is sporting.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

TOP PROSPECTS OF THE DECADE
Year Player, Position 2011 Org.
2002 Ricardo Rodriguez, rhp Out of baseball
2003 James Loney, 1b Dodgers
2004 Edwin Jackson, rhp Cardinals
2005 Joel Guzman, ss/of Chunichi (Japan)
2006 Chad Billingsley, rhp Dodgers
2007 Andy LaRoche, 3b Athletics
2008 Clayton Kershaw, lhp Dodgers
2009 Andrew Lambo, of Pirates
2010 Dee Gordon, ss Dodgers
2011 Zach Lee, rhp Dodgers

by G.Scott on Jan 23, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

I had two top 10 prospects and all I got was Danys Baez.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Lambo

will be fighting for his minor league career this year. Andy LaRoche signed a minor league deal with Cleveland this winter. Joel Guzman netted the Dodgers Chris Withrow (and unfortunately James Adkins).

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lambo’s bio – Up in Smoke

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Joel Guzman for Julio Lugo at least in pure hindsight is one of Ned’s top five trades.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t that great at the time (trading a potential power bat for a slappy middle infielder), but Guzman never amounted to anything. Lugo’s career kind of nose-dived after being traded to LA.

by FeelinKindaBlue on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Lugo became a type-A free agent, leading to the comp draft picks that became the aforementioned Withrow and Adkins.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank goodness for pitching prospects.

All up to Dee Gordon now

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Among the pitchers only Ricardo failed. Not bad really.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re lucky Edwin barely edged out Greg Miller.

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by regfairfield on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant Birthday Starts can do that.

Also lucky Elbert never was top dog.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Zach Lee was the Dodgers' number one prospect for

Baseball America’s 2012 rankings.

Dee Gordon was the No. 1 prospect (BA) for 2010 and 2011

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ricardo Rodriguez doesnt sound familiar, dont remember ever hearing about him. Is he out of baseball for injury reasons, or went from top prospect to just never making the show?

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Dan Evans bristled when it was brought up that he was Baseball America’s #1 Dodger prospect at the time. He said something like, “We didn’t rank him that way.” Also, our system was crap so #1 meant virtually nothing.

by kinbote on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

For now

2003, 2004, 2006, 2008, 2010 are all successes to a point. Let’s hope that every other year trend ends here and Lee makes it and makes it strong.

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by Ivdown on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Starbucks

will begin selling beer and wine at select So Cal stores by the end of the year. I’ve always wondered why more coffee shops don’t pursue liquor licenses

by Josie Becker on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

Bah. I don’t want a glass wine from Starbucks, I want a little brandy, amaretto, or Jameson’s to go in that coffee.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

because why spend $5 when you can spend $10

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It is not worth the hassle for that

liquor license.

I hope Starbucks plans to raise its liability insurance. Also, no one under 18 can serve alcohol. Personally, I think the margins on coffee are so much higher than that of beer and wine.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder

what percentage of people drinking at a bar, restaurant, club etc… end up driving a car back home.

by Xeifrank on Jan 23, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I always wondered why cops arent just sitting outside of those places.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They do, at times. Watch yourself Friday and Saturday nights in the area near Los Toros, for example. They’re not there doing their job every weekend, but often enough that people should be aware of it.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah they do a check point on Topanga Canyon close to there sometimes I believe. Luckily for me, I get the hook up on where check points are ahead of time. I wonder why police release that info anyways, but whatever.

by uschris0304 on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s better to catch the chronically stupid rather than the occasionally stupid.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

you need to maximize the utility of that license. I think with a beer/wine license you can also serve liqueurs that are under a certain proof, so while that would rule out the Jameson’s, maybe the amaretto is not out of the question.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause they be expensive and now they have to card everyone who does not look like Marty

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

in hip neighborhoods though…there was a place in San Francisco’s Upper Mission district (almost the Castro, but not quite) that had an espresso bar for the mornings then turned into a bar at night. Made the coolest girly drinks, like giant Pina Colatas with huge chunks of pineapple, which ran like $15 a drink. I went there the first time not knowing what it was, because I had to submit a mini-comic book for a contest, and the store owner was there collecting them. He bought me a drink and I noticed there was a fleet of Vespa scooters outside.

by Josie Becker on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

In the late sixties, my dad had a late model, red Vespa scooter. Somewhere there are old black and white photos of us sitting on it.


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom Boom

To Baltimore

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

OUT GO THE LIGHTS!


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by David Young on Jan 23, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Over the last 2 years Texas has gone 5-7 and 7-5 in regular season games. This apparently earned Mack Brown a contract extension through 2020 and will average around $5.5 mil per year.

by VegasBlues on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

hug'em, chug'em

Footbaaaaaaaaaalllllll

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 7:31 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Fuck Mack Brown.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The Magic scored 36 points in the first half tonight.

In the second half they outdid themselves and scored just 20 points.

Outside of Howard (who only made 4 shots) nobody on the team made more than 2 shots.

by VegasBlues on Jan 23, 2012 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, that is something. 56 points is slightly less than they scored on the Lakers.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like Don Drysdale and wondering if they won

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you know who's proven he can beat Boston?

Andrew Bynum :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I’m setting up a new auction keeper league. No entry fee. Quality owners.

12 team, $260, slow auction. Keeper by adding $5.

5×5, but we’re debating over the format right now.

(2) C, !B, 2B, 3B, SS, MI, CI, (5) OF, (UTL), (9) P, (2) BN

We want to start drafting this week. Gotta fill it quick with quality owners. Do you have interest? Share your Yahoo ID & I may offer an invite.

by Homerj24 on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

explain it to me like I"m 5

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Mixed 12 team is like an all – star team.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have a field day playing with us then

by Homerj24 on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Free entry leagues quickly turn into 3 people playing and a waste of time. JMO

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I am just having problems filling the final spot. The bulk of us are regulars at the FantasyBaseballCafe with a few other savy owners I’ve played with at a board I used to mod at. This hasn’t been a general admission type league.

by Homerj24 on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow auction. Need to start ASAP

by Homerj24 on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching MLB channel for the first time this year.
They add a very sweet looking Brunette for updates
Carlos Beltran is as awesome as I always thought he was
Outta here is a cool show.
Jon Heyman does not sound healthy
Eric Byrnes is an idiot

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

Byrnes grows on you

by Homerj24 on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Liked him as a player, he seems like he should be matched with Mitch Williams.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Byrnes more than any non-Giant ever.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved the full effort fall flat throws.

You hate strangely

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like tantrums

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing Manny never had those

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and a lot of it came off as for show

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Byrnes is a phony who only dove for show after the fact.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So you are saying Paul Blair would look upon him with disdain?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Blair from Facts of Life would too.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to think Lima was a phony until he was a Dodger so now I judge more slowly. He’s still an idiot on the show.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

are you talking about

When he would keep Cain over Lincecum?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That, and just every comment that comes from him. Slow down, take a breath, complete a sentence.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wiffle ball game on that MLB Network field could be awesome

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

So like… Is Club David Young’s House going on?

by Julio Nievas on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I always got the feeling that David was a bartender working his way through college

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so glad this is a thing

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Rewatched the 2010 Bengie Molina cycle. Some bad Boston defense gave him that double triple but still amazing he did it. The home run to CF was cruuuuushed.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Looking forward to Baseball IQ – We should play it simul here while it is going on.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM PST reply actions  

so kelly was offered the job

but turned it down

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

They would have gotten Boise's dude if they lost kellly

they woulda been fine.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of people here in Boise who know what they are talking about seemed pretty confident that the timing of this would have made Petersen turn down the job if it had become available. People figured he’d only take it if he was offered as much, or more than, as what UCLA offered him.

I personally was happy to read Kelly changed his mind. I didn’t want to risk losing Petersen 9 days before LOI day.

by VegasBlues on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly will lose twice to USC in November 2012.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like Tressel

Will be the new Colts head coach

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be so sure about that (that is unless I am missing some breaking news). They are interviewing the Ravens DC in the next day or so. I think he has a better chance at getting the job.

by VegasBlues on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers receive more than 10 opening bids for the team

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-bidders-20120124,0,2729490.story

St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has explored whether to bid for the Dodgers, two people familiar with the sale process said Monday.
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban submitted a bid by Monday’s deadline, as did East Coast hedge fund giant Steven Cohen and former Dodgers owner Peter O’Malley.

Several groups also turned in bids, including those involving Magic Johnson and longtime baseball executive Stan Kasten; Los Angeles developer Rick Caruso and former Dodgers manager Joe Torre; Los Angeles investor Stanley Gold and the family of the late Roy Disney; and former agent Dennis Gilbert and Los Angeles investors Jason Reese and Randy Wooster.

The Wall Street Journal reported that New York investors Leo Hindery and Marc Utay submitted a joint bid. Hindery and Utay tried unsuccessfully for the Chicago Cubs.

The opening bids are not binding. As a result, according to sports business consultant Marc Ganis, a prospective owner might offer more money now than he might realistically be willing to spend.

A few new names in there I hadn’t heard.

by VegasBlues on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

Josie, maybe you can help me, isn’t Kroenke obligated to buy (or is it just offer to buy?) the remaining shares of Arsenal? I’d imagine that would cost a pretty penny.

He’d also have to either put the team in his sons name or make a deal with the NFL and possibly moving the Rams back to LA. That or go in as a minority owner at first.

by VegasBlues on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

that thing happened last offseason, but it’s some deal where in order to up the percentage he controls he has to offer to buy all the shares

He could always buy the Dodgers then sell a Rams majority to AEG for Farmers Field

by Josie Becker on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

guys

latin is hard.

and with that, i’m going to bed.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM PST reply actions  

NPUT

http://www.truebluela.com/2012/1/23/2717040/a-camel-for-eric

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by meercatjohn on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 PM PST reply actions  

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