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Dodgers Miss Out On Fielder

This could have happened much more often.

I don't know what was more unstable this offseason: the Dodgers' team-building plan or the ACL of Victor Martinez. It turns out that both cost the team one way or another.

First baseman Prince Fielder signed a nine-year deal with the Detroit Tigers that became official today, and news broke today that the Dodgers were heavily involved in the negotiations in recent weeks, per various reports (Jon Heyman of CBS Sports, Dylan Hernandez of the LA Times, and Tim Brown of Yahoo! Sports).

The Dodgers had a seven-year offer on the table, with an opt-out clause for Fielder, per Heyman:

The Dodgers' offer was said to have called for an average salary of about $26 million for the first four years and something in the low $20-million-range in the next three years. The bid was designed not to discourage Fielder from opting out and possibly moving to the American League where he could DH after the first four years. The total Dodgers deal was believed to have been worth in the low $160 millions.

I seriously don't understand this offseason. Every move made this winter by the Dodgers were the cumulative moves of a team desperately trying to add players with a small payout in 2012 with larger payouts in 2013 and beyond. The lack of money was cited as a reason for not re-signing Hiroki Kuroda, who ended up inking a deal with the New York Yankees for one year and $10 million.

Now all of a sudden the money was there for Fielder? It would have been nice to have that earlier in the offseason.

Maybe this explanation from Ken Rosenthal of Fox Sports sheds some light:

One motivation for #Dodgers to get Prince was to boost short-term revenues. Team facing "huge revenue problem" in '12, one exec says.

Had Martinez not suffered the season-ending injury to his ACL, would the Tigers have offered nine years and $214 million to Fielder? I doubt it, but we'll never know.

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huge revenue problem? Awesome! I love problems. Wait…

by Josie Becker on Jan 26, 2012 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, that was nice to read. Sign moar players!

by kinbote on Jan 26, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

La Potencia!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 2:08 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Maybe “Hey guys, we totally tried to get Prince Fielder” can play first base.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

just a newspaper with a baseball glove on top of it.

by Josie Becker on Jan 26, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone with Dodger Stadium and LA food tips and tricks be sure to help out OB12 in his Fan Post about his upcoming first trip to Dodger Stadium.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sure people smarter than me actually thought about this, but would signing Prince Fielder going to bring in more than 26 million in the short term?

Assuming we don’t make it to the playoffs (totally likely, we’re talking at most a four win difference between Prince and Loney) the Dodgers would need to sell 459,000* more tickets or 5,700 season tickets just to break even. Is Prince Fielder really that much of a draw that he’d be a short term revenue boost.

*This is based off the Fan Index for 2011 so this includes stuff like parking, food, and merchandise.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

the four year deal was paid out as 10 20 24 30 with 24mil deferred over 2019-2021.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I just assumed that while the average salary might be $26m for the first four years, $16 million or so would be deferred

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes sense.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont get how that stuff works… Having Fielder over Loney would only give us about 4 more wins?? Just doesnt sound right… but what do I know.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that also measure what Fielder would of done for the hitters infront of him??

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp, best player in the NL, was worth 9 wins last year, but that still wasn’t enough to make the Dodgers playoff bound

by Josie Becker on Jan 26, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

4 more wins gives us 86, good for second place, a lower draft pick and the same number of playoff appearances.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

one man does not a baseball team make

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

right, I understand that, but just seems whatever were projected to win now, adding Fielder would have increased that by more then 4 wins.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that this is the way to do it, but the Dodgers’ pythag record last year was 84-77. or ~84.5 wins in a 162-game schedule. 88.5 wins is close enough to a playoff spot, especially if there would be an extra one in 2012, to be within striking distance around the trade deadline.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Like this is news about the revenue

1. Lower your season ticket prices but renewals still go down.
2. Same undervalued media rights deal.
3. I am assuming less corporate deals until new owner comes in.
4. Dodgers are doing their own merchandising sales (ended contract as part of bankruptcy)
5. Dodgers needed to at least two loans totaling over $180M last season to make payroll, pay other ongoing expenses.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 26, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

which is amazing since the payroll was at like $150mil. Revenue must have been non-existent or spent on non-Dodger activities.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

$115mil*

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They do have other expenses

plus the unknown amount spent on debt.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 26, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but that’s an incredible amount of money spent in a short period of time.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Their budgets submitted in the Bankruptcy

showed a cash reserve of around $20M or so for the end of 2011.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 26, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not disagreeing, I’m just saying it’s incredible how much money they spent.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I will argue a ton of things, I will not argue against a maybe

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Maybes

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Funkeis

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 26, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They made an offer that had a pretty good shot of being declined, and it was in fact declined.

I mean, two weeks ago, did you think Fielder was a $200+MM player? Or would you have thought if (say the Nationals) ultimately offered Fielder $160MM that the offer had a good shot of being declined?

by Michael White on Jan 26, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking for myself, I was convinced Boras was seeking Pujols-level money. I’m never surprised by what he gets.

by kinbote on Jan 26, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras understands that you can never get more than you ask for, so why not ask for everything at the start

seems to indicate Pujols level money to me. He is going to let the buyer determine what the player is worth, not artificially lower the price based on what he thinks he can get

maybe

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea what Fielder was worth. Zero. Less than zero.

I did know that his agent was Scott Boras and Scott Boras’s clients sign for more money and more years than anybody expects.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

somewhere

Brett Easton Ellis just got his wings

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Madson cries himself to sleep.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras set it up for V mart to tear an ACL.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a buyer on the Victor Martinez stuff. Unless I"m mistaken, this isn’t a career-ending injury, right? He’s out for 2012 and then he’s back, right?

If that’s right, then I cannot believe — I simply CAN NOT believe — that the Tigers were not players for Fielder, then lost Martinez, then unloaded a 9/214 deal. Nobody would do that. The way it had to be was that the Tigers were already players for Fielder and then did what it took to get him. Victor Martinez was not a factor — or if it was, it was a minor factor. They were already going after the guy and trying to get him.

Or they have no idea what they’re doing. One or the other.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My Subaru needs a new transmission—time to buy a Mercedes!

by kinbote on Jan 26, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes I think this way for lunch

sometimes its worth it

other times I wish I ate the Subaru

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

From Tom Verducci:

Los Angeles ran a stealth recruitment of Fielder for two months, beginning immediately after the December winter meetings, only to be trumped when Tigers owner Mike Ilitch, concerned about contingency plans to replace Martinez, told his general manager, “I think we should go after Prince.”

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That is crazy. That is honestly crazy.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss the butterfly in flames that you ride

just thought you should know that

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

forgot to change it back

thanks for the reminder

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and I don’t know what in the hell it means, but it says “you”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

its what happens when you let swedish folk write lyrics in english

I love that lullaby
Start me up again
Electric spine
Open mind

I leave you, negative behind
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it feel better

that since they signed vlad up till they got pujols, the angels where in the same position every offseason? Tex, Crawford, etc.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Schmidt and Andruw Jones count. Manny Ramirez counts. Jeff Kent counts.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Pierre too

just because they don’t work out doesn’t mean we don’t get them

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“We got rid of Alex Cora for Jeff Kent how dare you DePo”

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

fired.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We gave Odalis Perez more money than Jeff Kent that winter. That’s pretty funny in retrospect.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

something this hot arty chick once told me

don’t get up close and try to make sense of any piece of it, you gotta step back and see if it makes sense at 6 feet

mostly it will still look like shit, but even the beautiful compositions will have ugly parts if your nose is 6 inches from the canvas

/no hot arty chick ever told me any such thing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s too bad. Everybody should have a hot arty chick once on their lifetime. Maybe your is coming.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, mine is now!

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Huzzah!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 8:11 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

One winter was JD Drew, D Lowe, and Jeff Kent.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

and had just traded for brad penny, no?

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

How big of a market is Detroit? How can this owner afford this stuff? Is he taking a loss? I wish Mike Itchy was bidding on the Dodgers.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince can fucking sell

those worthless cardboard pieces of shit now.

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

he can eat the cheese ones

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck Chase Carey

oh wait, you said Pizza

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck him anyway

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuckin Boras making us wait this long on Fielder, could of had him wrapped up before VMart tore his shit…. Now I get to add VMart to my hate list, and put Boras on it again.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

take it to the, oh nevermind

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

From the Detroit Free Press:

Boras, on if he thought the Tigers would be a player before V-Mart’s injury: “No.”

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Good gosh a-mighty, it certainly is. That is no way to…

I mean it’s absolutely fu….

it is crazy.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Why the hell did we re-sign Loney then?

by kinbote on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly……

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He was there

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If things played out the way they did and Loney was not tendered, the Dodgers would be royally screwed. If they played out the way they did and the Dodgers did not make an effort in earnest to work out a deal with Loney, he’d be pissed.

If the Dodgers landed Prince, they could trade Loney to someone (Detroit for instance) and shed some of his salary and get something in return.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

eh

a lot of people would get a boner knowing Sands was the OD 1B instead of Loney

by delias man on Jan 26, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t the dodgers just exchange arbitration figures with loney, continue purusing Fielder then settle with Loney once Fielder signs?

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but they’d end up settling at the same price anyway. If they tried to go less because they had Prince, they’d risk losing the arb hearing and end up paying more.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 26, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This injury

is playing hell with my long term joke plans on when he hits free agency again.

Attention V-Mart Shoppers!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

lemme take a hit

Dodger blue light special, V-Mart is open for business in Los Angeles

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I am gonna shut up now. I clearly have no idea how human beings operate. I should have remembered that I know nothing about anything and baseball least of all.

Of course! You lose a pretty good player for a year, what do you do! You sign somebody else to one of the biggest contracts in baseball history! It’s obvious! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, it’s a lot easier when you’ll be dead before you ever have to pay the thing.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t say easily, he’s a DH that makes a lot of money coming off major surgery.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the second one. No way were the Tiges in on Fielder before – no roster spot.

by lnickerson88 on Jan 26, 2012 2:40 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

roster spots for elite players are not a concern

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

“you know, I know Prince Fielder makes a lot of sense, but we’d have to let Ramon Troncoso go, and that’s just not a risk I’m willing to take”

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Lolance thinks that sounds reasonable.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s how we fit G onto to the TBLA softball team

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How is

1B – Fielder
3B – Cabrera
DH – V-Mart

Different from

1B – Fielder
3B – Cabrera
DH – I don’t know Don Kelly or something

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask the Tigers

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess a better question is how do you have Miguel Cabrera, Prince Fielder and no DH.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Detroit Tigers disagree with you.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah well their the guys who forgot to sign a 3rd dh

so what does that say about them?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

During the press conference today

Jim Leyland said, ""Miguel Cabrera is going to play third base…let me make it perfectly clear"

Of course people say a lot of things.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd dh not 3rd baseman

Just riffin. Although I agree with Xei that Prince and Miggy will see lots of time at DH

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree completely with this and it ties in with the timeline of when Miggy was told to start getting ready to play some 3rd base.

I don’t agree that the Dodgers wasted everyone’s time by putting in all this work just for PR purposes, and I don’t trust anyone.

I will say the Dodgers winter was a huge fail from all sides of every possible geometric angle.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I now disavow sentence one

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That didn’t take long

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Catching up means wow, Detroit really did panic

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew I should have posted

“keep reading”

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You were right

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and that never happens!

for once everyone wasn’t a dirty dirty liar at all times.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you were right about me… tell your sister, you were right.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Good point

actually excellent point considering most of us said if they sign Matt to an extension no matter what else happens this winter was a win.

But I did like my sentence even if it was as wrong as the number of levels at the Sears tower.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m glad all our 2012 dumbness will be washed away in two years and replaced by the dumbness of the 2014 offseason

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Foresighted pessimism at it’s best!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

absolutely this

until victor went down I think we where close

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll bite

What good does this PR do the 2012 Dodgers anyway? No one will buy tickets because we almost got Fielder. At this point, no one will buy tickets until new ownership is in place and they start dropping some dollars. Seems like a lot of work for no gain.

by mochemin on Jan 26, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It instills the belief that if this team is in it come trade deadline, they’ll go after a big name because they are committed to excellence. So buy your season tickets, cause this team is going to the playoffs.

by Josie Becker on Jan 26, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I get an “Amen!”?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

My answer is that the Dodgers, either like or unlike the Tigers, have no idea what they’re doing.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Humma, you have to stop giving Ned advice. One of these days he will start listening to you.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It says we aren’t poor and will totally get this done next time. Please buy tickets to make sure we can.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose

Frank will take whatever uptick in revenue he can get, but I would imagine he could measure it in haircuts.

by mochemin on Jan 26, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have to give Frank props for anything

The man knows his hair styling

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And he can teach Matt Kemp a thing or two about how to wear a suit.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You can't teach those who don't want to be taught

it would be so easy for these guys to hire a competent stylist, but they don’t, because they think they know better.

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp is a baller, ballers dont wear suits, they dress hip hop R&B style.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have been great if the Dodgers offered a post-McCourt season ticket plan. Like all games after April 30 or something. I thought that would have been creative and funny.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I’ll wreck it.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

In my humble opinion, the Dodgers would’ve been one of the finalists for Fielder had the injury to V-mart not happened. Also, maybe Cecil had something to do with it…

by lnickerson88 on Jan 26, 2012 2:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Did Cecil want him to come to the Dodgers? Prince and Cecil don’t get along.

by VegasBlues on Jan 26, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Cecil was saying all along that he thought Washington was the place. He was also saying it without specifically talking to his son. He had zero impact on Prince’s Dodgerness.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

V-Mart

You just know he’ll wind up playing his final season in the majors with the Dodgers as a back up catcher! If Vin is still broadcasting at that point, he’ll tell the story…

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Jan 26, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

I really wanted us to sign V-Mart when he was a free agent.

by kinbote on Jan 26, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, maybe for those that wouldnt even entertain the idea of the Dodgers signing Fielder, that you ended up being correct, but we did try, so next time, never say never, and you never know haha.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

You be right, trying to figure out what this team will do based on what they have done is now a fools errand.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

When Prince hits the DL for the fourth time in the next three years, I won’t say “I told you so.” But I’ll be thinking it. All the people that keep pointing to the games he’s played in his mid-twenties are overlooking the fact that he will never again be in his mid-twenties.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll be fine over the next four years.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Selective choosing — Boog Powell played >150 games from 26-28 and >140 all years but one from 23-28. He never played >140 again. Cecil played at least 154 games every year from 26-29. Only once again after that. Prince is much bigger than either of those guys were.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

right, but im just talking about those that seemed to get bent out of shape anytime anyone even brought up the Dodgers signing Fielder, with a quick NO, or the was no chance in hell, but they really did try, and almost made it happen. Or I cant wait til Fielder signs so we can stop talking about him already…. shit, he signed, who are we still talking about?? :)

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Jan 26, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So………….

Loney really was going to our LF this season. Or he was going to be quickly traded to the Brewers.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

I'm boggled

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

well, I brought up earlier that IMO I think that Loney tweet that we are going to win the WS means he was talked to about moving positions, but still being a part of this team… so I’m going with LF

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have ponied up for a plan if they had gotten Prince just as a show of support for such stealth dealing. I love stealth.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

It would have been totally epic

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I love stealth too, just not flying over Dodger Stadium on opening day.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We could float you

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, no, I like jet fly overs, but the loud ones.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean I know he is a lawer and his job is to advocate for his client

but he basically argued that if someone can’t remember the sexual assualt it shouldn’t be a big deal. Ruffies for everyone!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

its just teabagging.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this is one conversation that just doesn’t need to happen again

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 3:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

oops

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

so I should just go drop my nuts in the hot secretary down the halls mouth?

Is that just teabagging?

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

go ahead, toss that other 25% in the pot

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I figure I meant well

and the hot secretary down the hall doesn’t even exist to my knowledge.

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I really wish there was a hot secretary down the hall

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t. I like to keep a safe distance from such animals. Good for all involved

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Know thyself.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t keep potato chips and cookies in my office kitchen either

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

same reason i now stay out of casinos and one of a few reasons why i’ve never smoked anything.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

because you are religious?

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i have a highly addictive personality.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

this comment is now hilarious

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary is smoking?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I would prefer diamonds

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by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but if Raiders play Texans and im being a rowdy obnoxious fan and then Raiders lose and I pass out due to intoxication, feel free to drop em in there…. I promise, I wont press charges, I deserved it.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

HITNG

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

and you were in Houston watching the game while the game was being played in Florida.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty disappointed

but you guys are hilarious. The laughter masks my pain.

by OB12 on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

sure im disappointed that the dodgers didn’t land prince, but im honestly pleasantly surprised that they even put forth a legitimate attempt

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

intentions and efforts are like assholes, give me outcomes!!!

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to be even more disappointed when you realize we’ve all been fucking with you in your Fan Post and have given you the worst possible advice :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

we told him to go to applebees?

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to mess with the noob!

by OB12 on Jan 26, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, am not high on Prince’s future given his body type. I know I’m a minority of one in here, but I still think this deal will come back to haunt the Tigers. (I’ll just sit back and wait for the barrage now.)

by KellyStephen on Jan 26, 2012 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve been thumping this tub for a while. Welcome aboard.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been aboard; just keeping to myself.

by KellyStephen on Jan 26, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This ship is going to get crowded. All you have to do is look at what happened in the past…..“Those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it.”

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

First and Foremost, let us praise haunting

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a very good chance he would opt out after the first 4 years

and sign another huge contract. He is only 27 now and most hit FA around 31 as I understand it.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

the problem with the opt out clause is that the dodgers would get the short end no matter what. either prince declines because he’s regressed nelow a 20 mil value or accepts and the dodgers have to renegotiate at a higher price

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 3:57 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

or they do the smart thing and let him walk if he opts out

and spend the 20 million elswhere, which would be ideal.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The advantage is that Prince ages 32-whatever is no longer your problem.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

but if he is a problem at that age then there’s no way he would opt out!

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:00 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

He almost certainly would be at 32+

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

that's my point

and that’s why opt out clauses (as well as player options) are terrible for teams. the player will always select what’s more financially beneficial for them. and what’s financially beneficial for the player is almost always obverse from what’s financially beneficial for the team

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:04 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

because im not trying to prove that this sotuation wouldn’t be the case…

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:07 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

unless he thought he could get a 6 year deal elsewhere. With all these teams getting new deals, there’s no telling how high elite players’ salaries will get in 4 years, and 20mil may be a bargain that he wouldn’t want to give.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

the idea is that he would likely decline AFTER opting out to get another contract

everything is a risk, would you rather take a risk on elite talent or capuang and harang

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll probably still be pretty good! Then he’ll probably still be good for a different team for a couple years before he becomes a huge problem for them.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes we will.

Just remember how pissed off everyone was last year because we didn’t get Adam Dunn.

by KellyStephen on Jan 26, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, was not pissed. I don’t like iron glove players, they make my eyes bleed

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a much better fielder then dunn

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

By what measure? Width?

by KellyStephen on Jan 26, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Noblesse oblige?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That made me laugh…well done.

by KellyStephen on Jan 26, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So is my mother, but she’s 82.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. iidown can pick it!

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think of Prince as Iron gloved, I see him as limited range

he is way better than Dunn, though Prince is by no means great

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Loney-esque

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes – not in love with the slick fielding James Loney rep

but that’s just me

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s not.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m very much driving this train.

Much like I don’t think Ethier is as bad as people think, I don’t think Loney is nearly the “it’s okay because his glove is great” player that people see.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ethier is ok

He looks worse than he is – I think he is ugly out there

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

he gets the job done, takes good routes, has a strong arm, gets good jumps, not fast but not slow. He’s solid.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s incredibly slow.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 26, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But…but…he’s an All-Star and a Gold Glove! He must be doing something right, or he knows who to pay off.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

count the errors

Oh wait, you can’t. He didn’t make any

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 7:33 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

compared to what?

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Moneyball riff.

I like his jumps, but I always seem to find him taking longer to get to balls than I expect, so I think he is slower than average.

In the NFL they seem to have times on everybody. Might be nice to have 40 times (is 120 feet too much?) on OFs.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you talking about starting all-star centerfielder Andre Ether?

by ishXdavid on Jan 26, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

*Ethier

Ether is the shit that makes your soul burn slow.

by ishXdavid on Jan 26, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s those prancy deer strides when he runs

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Jan 26, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

he is slick

he just isn’t a great fielder

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s an excellent driver.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

and Fisher.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

All the way to the end of the driveway…..

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

further than Tiger got

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he’s no Fielder at all

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a Prince of a guy

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

he didn't get 160 million dollars

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

and he is already 31ish

prince is 27ish

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I still would have liked us signing Adam Dunn. It wouldn’t have worked out well (presumably, though situations change), but I still think we would have been better with him.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like you always say, you make decisions based on the information you have at that time and you don’t regret it. This time last year I was hoping we had Adam Dunn because I thought he would improve our team. Turns out he wouldn’t have, but I still would have made that decision.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

but the glove man! Good god, could you imagine sitting in Dodger Stadium watching him play even an inning of left field.

Jerry Sands playing a line drive was almost too much for me to watch

I want to watch guys play balls poorly, I will just record myself catching fly balls

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I’d have non-tendered the crap out of James Loney if I signed Dunn.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

but then who plays LF?!?!?!?!!

move loney to left, he couldn’t be worse the dunn

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

these are all bad answers

Defense counts

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

so does offense

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

(haha loney and offense)

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Jr and later Juan Rivera

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnny Damon

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

is a DH

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

whom I would have gladly played in left field for a season.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m blaming Juan Rivera if Johnny Damon doesn’t get to 3000 hits.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

first player ever with 3,000 hits to not get in the hall of fame!

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

palmeiro

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

second playr ever with 3,000 hits to not get in the hall of fame!

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

pete rose

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

third player ever with 3,000 hits to not get in the hall of fame!

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

pete rose is a technicallity

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

so is palmeiro

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

he is eligible to be inducted

rose is not

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

depends who is voting

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I want 15 years of people trying to justify Johnny Damon getting in the Hall of Fame is that so wrong of me?

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

the new Jack Morris

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

or George Bell (?), or Bert Blyleven, or

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack Morris would be in if he was a Red Sox

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

he did play in Boston

I’ll hand it to those fuckers, they whine like none other about shit like this

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

True or False

Boston:New York::San Francisco:Los Angeles?

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if people in NY don’t give a shit about Boston. Oh wait.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

True

Not just with sports, but culture too.

by ishXdavid on Jan 26, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

False

I love LA, but there is nothing comparable in LA to a visit to Manhattan.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 26, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on 3000 hits, top 20 all time in runs scored and doubles plus more total bases than Mickey Mantle how could you say no.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that he needed Manny to relay that throw, but just missed him, so Manny had to lunge for it. I don’t think he can throw it all the way to second base on the fly.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Jan 26, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t i make an equally stupid claim abour omar vizquel yesterday?

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:14 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

i think so

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

he is worse then you realize then

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

he could get better though

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by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

See

If things were different Adam Dunn would have had a different season.

People don’t always understand this, but the reasons a player sucked often wouldn’t have applied had they been in a different environment.

There’s no way to predict it, but he could have turned out just as fine as normal had he signed here. Or he could have sucked even worse. Who knows.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Jan 26, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

according to jon weisman’s logic, it is impossible for adam dunn not to bounce back this season

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:10 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

In the sense that if he hits worse he’s gonna be out of baseball?

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Droll

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I may have used the wrong word there, but you get my point

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

droll means curiously funny, which would work there : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I like to use droll because that is what Fred Flinstone would deadpan when Wilma was making fun at his expense

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

because that’s what Jackie Gleason used to deadpan : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

The cartoon carbon is my reference point, but yeah, I know the connection

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed

(sips tea)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

of all the bunburyists that I know, Tommy, you might be the best

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You mustn’t think I’m wicked Josie. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I feel exactly the same

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by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

totally

I was going to call bullshit but then didn’t want to start the conversation all over again

if we start extending people’s logic like this, bad things will follow

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe

and someone smart proved that when you measure something you change it forever

I think we get all that kind of thinking, change a variable and you change everything kind of drug induced nonsense, but when you get down to that kind of thinking, then all conversation is BZZZZT

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But does anyone like, know anything, man?

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It really could go either way. He could provide great value or he could be what everyone fears he will be.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You can dance if you want to

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 4:24 PM PST reply actions  

I don't want to

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What if my friends don’t dance?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you mind if we dance wif yo date?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

My man!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

6th street!

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

well then they’re no fucking friends of mine

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:27 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Little people renaissance videos are the best

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Bogut out indefinitely with left ankle fracture

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

sign Prince!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

pre-viagra, pretty impressive genes

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

President Tyler lived at the Sherwood Forest Plantation.

/interesting while not so interesting at the same time

by VegasBlues on Jan 26, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Tippicanoe and Tyler Too

Who knows what the Tippicanoe part was all about?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

running mate was the hero of the battle of Tippicanoe

can’t remember who that was

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

William Henry Harrison

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s the guy who died like weeks after being sworn in because he didn’t want to wear a coat a look weak – right?

genius

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve voted in some smart Presidents over time…

/runs away from politics

by VegasBlues on Jan 26, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Presidents

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Dead Presidents

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that's it

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a myth that giving a speech in the cold killed him, but yeah that’s the guy.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t fuck with the narrative

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He did die from pneumonia and did give a speech out in the cold. Prove it’s a myth!

by VegasBlues on Jan 26, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

After the Griddle was put to bed - Btimmermann started his next project

go to allthepresidentsbooks.com where you will see that this fact and other interesting tidbits was revealed almost two years ago.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 26, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

a very very long speech

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

plausible – I’ll buy it as much as any other story

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm….assuming you’re right, perhaps the club tries to lock up CK?

by Michael White on Jan 26, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i actually completely agree with this scenario

by court168627 on Jan 26, 2012 4:41 PM PST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

Seems about right. Doesn’t make it suck any less.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This

I would rather have not known the Dodgers were in on Fielder.

by FeelinKindaBlue on Jan 26, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh – I don’t care

it doesn’t matter either way

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

One way, the Dodgers don’t have Fielder. The other way, the Dodgers do not have Fielder.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Vinny would say

“The best laid plans of mice and men…..”

or does he bust this one from time to time

“Man plans, god laughs”

I always resented the god figure in that one

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree & Kuroda gets putoff

I agree and said as much a few weeks ago. I believe this story makes sense and also supports the fact that the Dodgers were in touch with Kuroda according to reports up until a week before he committed to the Yanks and dropped his price to 10 million.

With Fielder still out there and resources tight the Dodgers decided to go all in as much as they could on Fielder. By time he turned the Dodgers down Kuroda decided he couldn’t risk seeing his price drop futher and went with the Yanks.

by wineracquet on Jan 26, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

BULLSHIT

OK, now I’ll read it.


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by David Young on Jan 26, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We are down a Sweathog

Juan Epstein RIP

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

I have been to Houston once in my life. I was supposed to be there for 3 days. I only stayed for 2 because of how humid it was there (I would have left the first day but I had tickets to an Astros / Cubs game on the 2nd day).

This name would be fitting.

by VegasBlues on Jan 26, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome Back Kotter

might have been one of the first shows that I related to vaguely as a teen growing up in the 70s. Though none of my history teachers were that funny.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It was too NY for me

Couldn’t relate at all in my suburban high school

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by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Marty LOVED, The Boy in the Plastic Bubble

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My family loved it

1> It was set in NY, they were NYers
2> It had this Italian kid as the star

I did a mean Arnold Horshack in the 5th grade

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I do a good one too, see?

Ooh, ooh!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

it was a great show imo and I can’t relate to either #1 or #2. Sitcoms back in the day (uses old man voice) were soooooooo much better than the crap on tv these days.

by Xeifrank on Jan 26, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

gack

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by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I know I sat around my dinner growing up and would say all the time
Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I was too young to see the movie, old enough to buy the record though!

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

and my older brothers had hair like that

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

James Loney

Lucky man? Or Luckiest Man on earth?

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t mess around with Jim

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t shit in the wind

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by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

quite a mental image there!!!

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Jan 26, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not as easy as it sounds

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’d win – Leroy Brown or Jim?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnny’d beat ‘em both at fiddlin’.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Overall he’s lucky he’s not Travis Ishikawa.

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by regfairfield on Jan 26, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Words to live by.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 26, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It is always good to have some peaks for geeks

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by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

First base evidently is the play where the luckiest men on the face of the earth normally play

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

May this day forever be know as Lucky Loney Day

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by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

I got a name

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by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve been asked more questions about Joshua Macciello then any other owner. His PR company is doing an excellent job at getting his name out there.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 26, 2012 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

I will say this for him

He made me remember Von Joshua

and that isn’t a bad thing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not really a throwback

I mean the Utah Stars (which is where the team moved to after two unsuccessful seasons in LA) no longer exists. This isn’t the Dodgers wearing Brooklyn gear or the Braves wearing Boston gear. Heck it would have been more appropriate for the Clippers to wear Buffalo Braves gear.

I know they are not the only team doing this, Memphis is also wearing a jersey tonight that was worn by an ABA team that played Memphis but is not related to the Grizzlies.

I am sure some of the Clippers are wondering why the Lakers didn’t have to do this at all.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 26, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Miami has worn Floridans uniforms in the past and again this year. But yes, it is odd that NBA teams are paying credit to defunct franchises they have nothing to do with

by Josie Becker on Jan 26, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, only thing I can think of is they do it to sell jerseys. There will be some that must have a LA Stars Griffin or Paul jersey, just because.

by uschris0304 on Jan 26, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

its odd that they want to make money?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Grizzles vs Clippers

Vegas says Clippers are 4 point favorites. My SRS says Clippers are 3 point favorites. Watch them win by 3-1/2 some how.

by Xeifrank on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Massive collapse in Orlando

Up by 27, now down by 6 late. Too bad they don’t have Bynum.

by Xeifrank on Jan 26, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

proven champ!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 7:42 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

epic fail

By the Magic

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I actually attended an LA Stars game

at the Sports Arena. Wilt Chamberlain was also in attendance. He got nearly as much attention as the game did.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 26, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe it was the first professional sporting event I ever attended.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this the year of the “Shit _ _ ___say”?

I’ve watched like 5 different videos

by Julio Nievas on Jan 26, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw arb hearing

ESPN LA

“I’m not worried about it at all,” Kershaw said. “My court date was set. We’ll see what happens. Hopefully, it will be settled before then but you never know.”

by silverwidow on Jan 26, 2012 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

Not until we lock up Mark Ellis.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 26, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

can we save some

For Cespedes?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 8:05 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

¡La Estrucarse!

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 8:30 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

buena suerte

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

“the strikeout”

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Dodgers are probably too late for the “buy out arbitration years and reap huge reward” stage with Kershaw..

Paying him now would simply mean keeping him from free agency for a few more years, but not sure you really gain much from that.

by Joey Joe on Jan 26, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Locking up one of the best pitchers in baseball and doing it before you have to bid against the Yankees, Red Sox, etc.?

by VegasBlues on Jan 26, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lock him up through his prime

take his 3 year deal so to speak and make it 5 or 6

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 26, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Word

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 6:28 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

heh

we will be able to do that, but why get ahead of ourselves, I wouldn’t want to commit to more then 7 years of him until I know that his arm won’t fall off in 3.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd for this line:
one of the great memories that I have yet to have


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

How did I miss this brilliance. I must go back and rec

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel the same way

If he’s extended i hope it’s for 7+ years, just because I love watching him pitch so much.

If Billingsley had kept up his early 2009 form, it would go double for him.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

HITNG?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to ask what Tam is?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

’tis so. But the team name originated as an acronym for Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi, all in/near Memphis.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I propose the word “kit” now means “maybe” at TBLA.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool, thanks

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Better-team-Name-than-Memphis’-s-es

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

[x]


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They need Shatner to be affiliated with that team.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike and I were there, at first glance I thought the gold / green was hideous but Michael said it was kinda what the Supersonics wore and after a while they did not seem so hideous.

I liked the Clippers look. Not a fan of having to back a team with red, but baby blue worked.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

aren’t the clippers predominantly red?

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by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes but they do have blue uniforms they break out once in a blue moon. At least I thought they did. They are America’s team with Red / White / Blue being the colors

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Roger

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I just miss the Sonics, but I really liked the Memphis uniforms

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

they aren’t bad. Multiple people made the Brazil joke despite Brazil having blue shorts. And of course, the reason the tams wore green/gold is cause they were a Charlie O team

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Right – it should make people recall the Oakland A’s.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be really mad if I were a Sonics fan right now. I’m sure there are other examples in the three major sports, but it must suck to have to see such a good young term in OKC.

Trying to think of a recent team that won a championship within five years of moving cities (which OKC would have to do by next year to qualify). A’s come to mind. They won a World Series in their fifth year in Oakland in 1972, after moving from Kansas City, then won two more titles in the next two years.

Dodgers obviously won in their second year in LA.

Rams won in their fifth year in St. Louis, in 1999.
Ravens won in their fifth year in Baltimore, in 2000.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah I agree… Im still upset Raiders left, want them back. But reason I never dropped the Raiders like some did, calling them traitors, is because its the city fault, not the team. If you dont built the arena/stadium these teams need to compete in, then somebody else will, and they will leave. Fuck the Coliseum Commission!

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but is it more of a dump then the LA one? Dont they have more luxury boxes, or did at the time, and that was the issue? Plus they gave the Raiders alot of money I think to maybe compensate for the lack of a new stadium. Maybe they promised a new stadium and never delivered I dont know. But because of it, they might move back, so im happy about that.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

you cant even really compare the 2 coliseums. one is a majestic piece of history and the other is a big piece of shit.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

ive never been to the Oakland one, so I dont know. So what was the reason then? Just the money Oakland gave him? or promise of a new stadium that never happened?

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

there is no there there

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

strictly a luxury box issue, plus oakland promised him money if they were selling out. the problem in LA is he couldn’t sell out the Coliseum, even at reduced capacity, which kept him off TV

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Some of it was a bluff that the city of L.A. called and some of it was money. I don’t believe there was any promise of a new stadium.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I know of the luxury box situation, but I always wondered why Raiders left when the Rams were leaving, they would of owned LA. Should of seen where that would of taken them.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

the mind of Al Davis, who the fuck knows

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Al Davis and the Marcus Allen train he left on

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

some of it

is because AL allegedly had a done deal at Hollywood park to build a 60k seater and when he went to the NFL for a loan, they told him another team had to share the building. he wanted no part of that, many bluffs were called, and Oakland was rejoicing.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

USC football waves hello. What market has both a dominant college football team and a strong NFL fanbase?

Cowboys and Longhorns? Any others?

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Miami

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a good one.

Perhaps Green Bay and Wisconsin?

Seems like there are plenty of examples where regions are dominated by one or the other. Northeast- NFL. South East- CFB. West? Probably college.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

LSU/Saints
Michigan/Lions
Washington/Seahawks (meh)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Saints and Seahawks are certainly the lesser teams (in terms of popularity) in those markets

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Seahawks sell out though

and so do the Saints. Both are really popular. They can be lesser, but that doesn’t mean they are insignifigant.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Saints were a perennial “move to LA” candidate up until recently when their team became awesome. But the underlying issue is there which is that NO is a terrible market which probably can’t even support 1 professional team let alone two. LSU on the other hand will draw 90,000+ fans for the next 100 years.

Seahawks have a nice fanbase in a niche-y northwest sort of way. Also helps that UW is nowhere near what they once were. I’d have no problem calling this one a draw.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Any fanbase will struggle when you are that terrible for that long I think

I think as long as the saints don’t go back to complete shit thye will continue to draw, I hear its one of the best gameday experiences in football.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Washington/Seahawks (meh)

awesome

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Detroit

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Miami is the only real example. Every other college team that shares with a pro is small school: Tulane, SDSU, well those are the only two I can think of right now

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Pitt Panthers of Tony Dorsett and Dan Marino fame and the mighty Pittsburgh Steelers

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Longhorns are in Austin and no one in Texas feels Dallas can long onto Austin

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think both clubs consider the entire state their market

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Houston differs with your take

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Cowboy games are broadcast to pretty much the whole state, I see Mike’s point, but I don’t think USC football on Saturdays pushed out the Rams and Raiders because of broadcast TV. It comes down to season tickets and butts in seats, which means sharing a stadium

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike is right

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

so someone in Houston or Austin is legitimately thinking “do I buy Cowboy season tickets or Texan/Longhorn season tickets” ?

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

No they don’t, they are missing the original point.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so. The original point was that the Raiders had to compete with USC for fans affection. It’s not that a 20 something in Houston is necessarily weighing Longhorns tickets vs. Texans tickets (though if they are UT alum, I’d say it’s an easy call for Longhorns tickets; its not that far and it’s not that many games) but that if they grew up and remain Cowboy fans, they never developed a strong attachment to the Texans. Therefore, no incentive to buy season tickets.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The Raiders had to compete with USC for dollars, not affection. Because football fans in the LA area had to make a choice, USC or Raiders, because most can’t afford to do both.

The fact that Austin gets Cowboy games on TV doesn’t affect the Longhorns ability to sell season tickets in their market and vice versa. Is it a factor for the Houston Texans, sure, but we weren’t talking about pro-vs-pro.

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Furthermore

when talking about the Rams at the Coliseum, they had to compete against USC AND UCLA for season ticket dollars. Ye. Gods.

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I am thinking you are off on this one.

USC was not that great during the Raiders time here and why would there be competition anyways? People are going to buy what they want.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

furthermore

I am willing to bet that USC did not sell out more than 10 conference games that did not involve UCLA during the entire time the raiders were here.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this actually started when chris said that the Raiders would have owned LA had they stayed when the Rams left. With the benefit of hindsight, we know that USC ended up having a dominant run during that time and would have “owned LA.”

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

“owned LA” huh? seems ownership is only loosely connected with winning.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I see what you’re saying, but you don’t see that USC-Stanford drawing 74k is still a lot of people

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really a FUCK SC

statement I made there. Just that the stadium is just too big.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe you are right here

USC averaged between 56,757 and 69,100 per game from 1982-1994 (capacity of 92,516 through 1992, 94,159 after).

The media guide lists the top 20 USC home crowds since 1964, and only four came from that period:

1988 Notre Dame: 93,829
1993 UCLA: 93,458
1987 UCLA: 92,516
1990 Notre Dame: 91,639

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I was assuming ND and maybe like if Nebraska or someone like that came they could have had a sell out.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

then you could claim that USC is competing with the 49ers

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

University of Southern California. I didn’t say USC/49ers claimed the entire state as it’s fanbase. I said Texas/Cowboys did.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

America’s team the Dallas Cowboys claim the whole country, does not make it so.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I claim the view out of my window

it is my view and no other can have it

I am calling it Joe’s view

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

only my boxers on a stick

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

do you Salute Your Shorts

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by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I called it a pinhole view

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Y’all are trying to be Yertle the Turtle?


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by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Cowboys fans are everywhere in Texas

even in houston

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Austin gets more Cowboy games then Houston games

trust me, I’ve heard many a folk bitch about it

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

or if you dont support the team, someone else will. Anyways, Sonics fans should be mad at the city of Seattle…. But yeah it must suck.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Key Arena wasn’t that bad. I don’t see why the city needs to pony up the billions of dollars for a new stadium.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

The ease of getting to and from that arena is amazing.

Good public transportation, within walking distance of a lot of stuff.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I think in the case of Key Arena, it came down to a lack of luxury boxes and that upper tier of extra revenue.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Because if they dont, there is some city desperate enough for a pro team that will… the city can choose not to, and lose the team, as they did…. I rather have NFL in LA, even if I have to pay for it, oh well.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the Ravens is the best comparison, especially since they’ve been so good the whole decade. Both the Dodgers and Rams were second class citizens in their market.

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

and they employ murderers, so they got that going for them

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

he never murdered

he might have watched a murder, but come on.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I've seen a few corpses up close

I’ve never created one

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to challenge you on both of those (but I may be wrong.) The Rams were here first and a generation of fans were Rams not Raiders fans. The Dodgers were as old as the Yankees and Brooklyn is enormous (population wise.) If there was ever a fanbase on equal footing, it was the Dodgers, especially since the Giants and Yankees split their territory.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

just looking at attendance figures, in the decade before they left there wasn’t one year the Dodgers outdrew the Yankees, or managed to draw 2million fans which the Yankees did for five straight years.

Not saying the Dodgers were unloved, no more than the Mets are unloved now, but the Yankees then and now dominate that market.

With the Rams, never winning a title, then moving to Anaheim while the Raiders moved in and won a Super Bowl, I don’t think they received the same coverage after that.

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Why did the Rams leave again? The one thing I give the fans is, is in my time Rams were always shitty, and then was part of the reason they left because of a lack of support? But I dont think its fair for owners to field a shitty ass team year in, and year out, and then expect fans to support shit, and then leave because they didnt support it.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Death and sex and intrigue and bad decisions and greed

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

greed = guaranteed sellouts

paid by the city for 20(i think) years in a new stadium

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

what HJ said. It’s also, the Coliseum commission made an exception for the Rams when they moved here from Cleveland. Before then, pro teams were not allowed to play at the Coliseum. And that was sorta always the relationship, USC and UCLA were first class, the pro teams were second class

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Trying to think of a recent team that won a championship within five years of moving cities

The A’s last season in Kansas City was 1967. they won it all in 1972, their fifth season in Oakland.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Greatest call

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t read the second paragraph, huh

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoops. Sorry.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t apologize, if it was compelling reading you might have read it

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

my uncle was a huge Sonics fan

heartbroken when they were “taken away”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Jan 27, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

of course

I’d rather the Clippers throw back to something like this:

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

got a bit of a cheerleader vibe to it – yes?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

he’s got a bit of a cheerleader vibe to him – yes?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice photography in that shot.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont like all the dam ads on soccer jerseys…. but I wonder when this will be done in US sports?

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, I meant in NFL, NBA, MLB.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Ads on the jersey have never bugged me. The logos are usually much less ugly than the team logos.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

and there are rules. No ads on the national team jerseys. It’s just a way to make money. MLS had team wordmarks were the sponsor logo is now. WBNA is doing it, NBA would be wise to exchange the team name with a sponsor logo.

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree. When you see someone wearing a jersey and it says PARMALAT in big letters, you should not have to say “Wait which team is the powdered condensed milks supposed to be again?”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

you recognize the kit. Do you need to read LAKERS before you know who’s playing?

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Lakers branded themselves with unique colors. When you see a team wearing, say, white jerseys with blue letters, you may have to.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not a big fan of wearing boca’ s new sponsor so I have not yet been interested in a new shirt.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I never bought a Liverpool shirt because I wasn’t going to wear a jersey advertising beer in big letters. They have some generic sounding company now, so I might, but I absolutely would if it said, you know, the name of the team.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I never bought a soccer jersey because …….

it is lame

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for this contribution.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I never bought a soccer jersey because …….

it is lame

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

it is a lot of money for a polyester shirt. Get ’em at Ross!

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

liverpool wears those awful adidas shirts? that would be the main reason not to purchase.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

they’re going with a US company next year cause Adidas ditched them. Warrior Sports is the name of the company

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I looked closely – there are no ads on the woman in your profile pic

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I think she is advertising and I’d buy the goods

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Paraguay national team jersey. no ads on those.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to care, passionately

now I am resigned

we are commericialism, it is only a mirror and manifestation of us. Our behaviors, wants, actions….

we are they

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

If I didnt know any better, Id think Beckham just signed with the LA Herbalife…. Maybe it will happen in the other major sports, but I dont know, there will be a major fan uproar. Were so use to the way it already is and has been. Fans complain about the ads in the field, so cant imagine what will happen if they make their way onto jerseys….

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

actually we’ll probably get mad, then get over it, like everything else I guess.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be so made I’ll refuse to discuss uniforms ever again

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Most people I know are aware enough to be able to distinguish between the ads on jerseys and the team names.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Ofcourse we’ll still know its the Lakers, or Dodgers, or USC, but that isnt the point… I still want Lakers on the front…. Not fuckin Geiko.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Just a tradition thing…. But lets say they do it, the sponsor name shouldnt be bigger then the team name itself IMO. Maybe a little small logo for the sponsor on the back of jersey above player name, or below the number… take it or leave it lol

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s how they do it in the Mexican Premiera League, trust me it just looks more cluttered, like a NASCAR car

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Aren't they ehre becuase there are very few commercials that can be shown?

so they gotta get their money eslwhere? I’m probably full of shit here.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I just want to be able to tell the name of the team that is playing by looking at the uniform. If someone has to score, so I can see the scoreboard on the TV change to know which team is which someone has failed. This happens, especially when the game is being called in a foreign language.

by Xeifrank on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You could go a whole game being utterly confused :)

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

One acronym

NASCAR


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by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I would hate the day that an LA Dodger jersey had a tiny ass LA in the right corner, with a huge ass FARM JOHN on the front… I hope I never see the day in US sports the sponsor gets a bigger logo then the freakin team itself.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

baseball can’t do it because when you’ve got a white team and a gray team you need that wordmark. It works best in soccer because unless there’s a color conflict, usually both teams are wearing their standard color jersey. Wordmark is redundant

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

also, MLB, NBA, NFL make enough money to not need to bastardize their jeseys.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard the NBA is hurting for money so much they had a lockout

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

They had a lockout because the owners knew they could get more money from the players.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

there is never “enough” money. If there is unrealized revenue, our system demands that over time you figure out a way to realize that revenue

there is only, “Would the backlash against sullying the uniform outweigh the increased revenue”

two things will stop this from happening
1. companies decide the ads are really not worth it
2. The teams decide that the backlash would cost them more

other than that, the tea leaves are clear on this

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

this is all true.

And all the winter league uniforms are covered in ads. I don’t think the latin MLB players would think anything of it.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Fans went bazooka when the Dodgers did Spiderman Day

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

teams will continue to test the water

until the waters let them in

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Activision should have purchased the Dodgers. They have 2.9 Billion laying around they have no idea what to do with.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Might be against league rules also? (i have no idea)

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Too much money aint enough money, you know the feds listening, what money??

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

NFL does wear ads in pre season. It is the first step

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, yes it is

First there is outrage

Then there is a shrug

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

No commercials in Soccer

also plays a role. MLB, NBA, and NFL has natural breaks for commercials so the teams don’t need to be 90-minute advertisements.

by ishXdavid on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

keep reading

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I would not at all have a problem with an ad on a batting helmet, but the rest of the uni – no way!

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Advertising on uniforms are like baseball cards with signatures, gold or silver reflection, pieces of uniform or bat, etc. An ugly abomination but already here with more to come.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

And, some are tasteful enough to be okay, but then others are there just to be there.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

the Red Cross stickers

on the batting helmets following the Asian tsunami looked fine

by ishXdavid on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

If they played the Blazers wearing 1970s throwbacks, it would be hard to tell the team apart.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

This was my first thought too

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Some times, the 1970s doesn’t win.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s the truth. They did their first season in the familiar blue and red, then two black and orange, with their final years black and blue

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

avocado appliances FTW

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

So good I wish I would’ve thought of it.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

sadly, I thought of it, but was looking for the right picture to go along with it

never found that photo

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

When I think of avocado green, I think of the gaudy Pontiac stationwagon my dad used to have. You could sit in the very back and face the cars behind you.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

x

We had a old’s 88 (Oldsmobile) with than interior. Even my mother who never swore in front of called it goo shit green.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

was your dad’s name Jack Arnold?

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by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Dan Lauria is apparently drawing rave reviews for his portrayal of Vince Lombardi on Broadway. I can totally see that.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

absolutely.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

we had one like that – my favorite was the one we had with a big open back. I would lie on the ground in that car and roll around as the car moved

there was also a screw missing on the floor of the car, and I would stick my eye on the hole and zone out watching the tiniest spec of highway underneath the car

good memories

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Love the visual

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

can’t tell if 7 year old, or kidnap victim.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

By describing the actual pot holes he saw he was able to help the FBI locate him by decoding this information via his Little Orphan Annie Decoder ring.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”

But, yeah, I loved rolling around in the back of my aunt’s station wagons in the 60s. Seat belts? Who needs ’em?!

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Jarts! We could go on and on … Such an innocent time.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Jarts FTW

Over the roof, front yard to backyard contests were what we did

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by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

We actually had child-safe lawn "darts"

when I was a kid in the late 60s or early 70s. They looked like giant shuttlecocks, with the tips weighted down with sand.


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by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe she has a tree in her backyard

Like I do

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I would chop down that tree…with a cat.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I have the bobblehead of Elton Brand wearing that uni.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully Elton is shaking his head no.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Every time a truck drives by.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t remember the Sonics uniforms looking like that. I remember some green, but not that sickly shade.

by Xeifrank on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m giving Josie about five minutes to reply to this with everything you ever wanted to know about the Supersonic uniforms.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

The S is for Super and the U is for Unique

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Can anyone name the starting five of the SuperSonic World ChampionShip team?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Sikma….

Welp, I’m out

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. But I can name a bunch of old Sonics. At least one of them is bound to be one of the five. Lonnie Shelton, Jack Sikma, Gus Williams, Downtown Freddie Brown and the tall guy with the beard.

by Xeifrank on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Excellent – until you mentioned the names the only one I could remember was the coach Lennie Wilkins

Gus and Dennis
Sikma
Shelton and John Johnson (do not remember )
Freddie Brown off the bench
Enforcer Silas

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Paul Silas was such a badass, throughout his playing and coaching career.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Former USC Trojan Gus Williams and Dennis Johnson in the backcourt

Jack Sikma at center

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

hated that team

really hate the Sonics as a kid

hated DJ his whole career

was terrified of Freddie Brown

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

They're not really throwbacks

unless they are short shorts.


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by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, I really, really want to make my first trip to Dodgers Stadium and only my second trip ever out to LA.

Thinking the weekend of July 13-15 against the Padres since my birthday is in there

by fbihop on Jan 26, 2012 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

Will they be doing the run-the-bases thing again on Sundays? That’s fun to do if you have kids, or can borrow some.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, I have no kids.

No offense to those who have bred.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s when I am making my first trip to Dodger Stadium!

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha, nice. I still have to see what’s up with my job situation

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

So the Dodgers can now be considered...

prick teases?

I do give them credit for the creative contract.
Front load, player opt out, back end lower is the right thing to do when you have limited funds.

by Joey Joe on Jan 26, 2012 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

Proud of TBLA for not taking this in a really dirty direction.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re really just disappointed, admit it.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank McCourt after the sale of the Dodgers

I’m hereby starting a rumor (with no facts to back me up) that McCourt (as a goodbye present to Dodger fans) will take the proceeds of the Dodger sale and buy the parking lots at A T & T Park.

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by BaldBilly on Jan 27, 2012 5:30 AM PST reply actions  

I heard that god has a sick sense of humor

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 6:02 AM PST up reply actions  

nobody likes that song?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a blasphemous rumo(u)r.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

According to Exodus, when the Egyptians are chasing Moses’s motley crew across the parted Red Sea, God, who is infinitely powerful and can do anything, knocks the wheels off the pharaoh’s chariots. What a sick sense of humor indeed! He could smite them instantly, but no, finger-flick of chariot wheels like a kids plucking wings off a fly. Truly an awesome God!


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by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

When G-d “hardened Pharaoh’s heart,” maybe it was by putting too much salt in his diet.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Maybe Pharoh was going to go like “Yeah, whatever, go in peace….stop by when you are around, we’ll have some fermented Toastermilk and talk about the slave days”

but nope, the big dude is like “I am going make this guy act like a dick, so I can destroy him for acting like a dick”

No win man, no win

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going small g

but yeah, plenty of sick material in the big G book too

What was Job about? God betting with the Devil about how miserable they can make this good guy in the hopes of having him crack…..jeez man. I thought those two old fuckers in Trading Places were bad….they look like angles compared to what happened to old Job.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

those lots already charge $30 bucks per car, and no one parks in them. Frank would need to buy the BART terminal right there.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

what am i thinking of?

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

must be

w/e it’s still $30 to park there

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Transbay terminal isn’t far away…

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Jan 27, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Things I learned this morning

The Phillies traded Ryne Sandberg to the Cubs because they viewed Juan Samuel as a better prospect.

Wow

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

Samuel had all those eye popping skills. Defense and inability to make contact did him in but I could easily see the scouts thinking he was better and I’m sure if BA existed back then Samuel would have been much higher ranked then the HOF.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The real story is that the Phillies had to give up a future HOF to get the Cubs to take Larry Bowa off their hands. Either that or they flipped a coin and Sandberg won.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

How many WAR do you think Sandberg / Bowa earned of their careers after that traded compared to Ivan DeJesus?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

sounding old friend Juan Pierre

Is going to Philly

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Another reason to hate them.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

sounding like*

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What is the sound of one Juan signing?

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

711

is the number of plate appearances he had last season. my god. I would have killed myself. even crusty old Torre realized he was garbage and not an everyday player. Poor Ozzie was not aware of this.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jan 27, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

they would have only replaced his replacement level at bats with replacement level at bats from someone else. IIRC they didn’t have a viable backup plan

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I think

They are going with Viciendo now

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I replaced my Viciendo with a Diviendo.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

[applause crescendo]

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I always wonder how many takes it took for these trick shot videos but this one is worth it for Don Mattingly knocking a Giants had off a bear…twice.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 8:23 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

did you see the Josh Womack bat trick? Mad said it looked photo shopped, but I’ve seen it done in person before. Also, they shot the video at the dominguez hills baseball field

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Never heard of him nor saw that.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

plays(ed) for the Armada. fun trick

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by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Another Old Friend + TOOTBLAN alert!
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal

Theriot to #SFGiants for one year, as first reported by @JonHeymanCBS. Good insurance in middle infield. #MLB

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by underdog on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

Reunited with class and teammate? Or did he leave?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure what you mean...? But he left St Loueey as a FA

I guess the Giants wanted a cheaper worse player rather than re-sign Jeff Keppinger. Fine by me.

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by underdog on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He meant Mike Fontenot.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot and Fontenot were teammates and the double play combo at
LSU
Cubs

If Fontenot is still a Giant they have been reunited again. Kind of amazing.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure at this moment

They are skipping towards each other on slow motion through a field of flowers

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 9:40 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That is called a Field of Dreams

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

ah right, right, yep Fontenot's still there

So I guess they chose those two teammates over Keppinger. They still have Freddy Sanchez, too , who can be decent if he stays healthy. Which he rarely has lately.

Not that we can mock anyone’s mediocre veteran infield.

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by underdog on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

What Ethier desires with Pedroia.


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by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Win!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, Theriot has two teams in the NL Central and two teams in the NL West now.

We just need him to get over to the Mets for a little bit and then maybe the Phillies.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

We are going to get TOOTBLAN and Huffing gifs season long.


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by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

another old friend alert

giants sign Ryan Theriot

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

1.000 OPS

Give me the last Dodger to put up a 1 OPS and the next Dodger that will do so.

by silverwidow on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

Manny
Ethier (why not)

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re counting 2 months?

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

No

Need to qualify for batting title.

by silverwidow on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Not what it said in your original question. The answer really is Matt Guerrier.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

then say so

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer obscure and implied

makes for more confusion

which is where we really thrive

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

if they are the best 2 months in the last 20 years

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Manny Ramirez

the next one to do so isn’t a Dodger yet.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Guerrier

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Going to assume no gimmick and a minimum of at bats so no shenanigans

Manny
Stanton

Home grown
Beltre
Will never happen again

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I am fully expecting Kemp to have at least one .400/.600 season over his Dodgers career.

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t know if he’s capable of a season that is better than the one he had last year.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

he’s not

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

but he might get luckier and not have the rain out in Washington in which he was going to go 4 / 4 and post the 1.000 OPS

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you. I think he’ll be over .900 a few times but 1.000 seems a bit lofty.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Could happen

I would be pleasantly surprised, but not shocked

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Considering that he very nearly did it last year, it is certainly possible that he has a .400/.600 season in it.

2. I don’t EXPECT it. I hope it will happen.

3. The elephant in the room is that Kemp’s season last year is kind of an outlier thus far into his career. All we can do is hope for the best.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see him walking 80 times and hitting over 40 HRs. That would just about do it.

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

or maybe he’ll walk 70 times, but hit 45 HRs, and have a .380/.620-ish line.

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

2011: .399 .586 .986 [He raised his OBP .89 from 2010!]

I’m not sure he’ll ever improve on that line.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

that really is like, 2 fly balls dropping for doubles, or one diving catch not being made.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

and a time machine

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Beltre and then Kemp

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by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s ask the Cincinnati fans what they think of my comment.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

probably what we thought of them

When they thought they could get Kemp from us

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

“Jonny Gomes and Homer Bailey for Kemp should work”

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Kemp will do it next

When the new owner builds the new, more hitter-friendly Downtown Dodger Stadium.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That will make Kershaw’s 1.87 ERA in 2018 even more amazing.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This is interesting

ESPN now considers mobile the “first screen” (mobile→TV→computer) as opposed to the third screen it’s usually designated as.

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

kat

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

because they think it’s the future or whatever. What this mostly means is we’ll see more twitter segments on ESPN, and probably some app integration with the main programming

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a twitter with excitement

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

“Cher not dead” is trending. What a country!

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

this has been neglected, I enjoyed it

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think interesting means what you think it means.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

When I say shit like that I’m considered mean and cranky.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

at a time when SB Nation is trying to get on the tube, it’s interesting that ESPN is trying to get off it : )

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

For the record, I found it interesting.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you

right now SB Nation mobile is an attempt to distill the web presence to a smart phone. Now you have ESPN, which sees the smartphone as key as opposed to a necessary evil. I find that at least mildly interesting as someone who has an interest in SB Nation’s future.

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

you qualify for category A

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I would find it interesting if I was

A) In media
B) had a B2C business that targeted the likely audience
C) Was interested in that kind of content over any medium

Since A and B are not me, and C is certainly not me – I don’t care what they consider what

I am already dead, with talk like this

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I would find it interesting if I gave a shit about anything or anybody.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I love reading about new media. Probably because I’m kind of in it but far from the cutting edge. Always try to see how I can jump on trends before they reach all the way down to my level.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

ESPN

wants to be the platform for web-streaming. The leagues where they license sports programming from want to do it themselves.

A battle will start with the next wave of agreements.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure they really want to move all their content to web streaming

they get too much money from the cable companies right now. I can’t imagine what ESPN would charge a month for all their content available for streaming, it would be a lot.

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by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

They don’t want to move all their content to web streaming but they want to secure the rights to as much web streaming as possible.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

which makes sense

there are a lot of sports out there, too much too fit on even 3 channels. You can say many things about ESPN, but they aren’t stupid, not even Skip Bayless. They know what they are doing. Ok maybe Bayless.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sticking with the brilliant trolls angle

they know the shit they are saying is stupid, and turn it up to 11 because it sells.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

when there is no news, create news through the peddling of inflammatory and often stupid opinions

the war for eyes, look at me, listen to me, tell me I am wrong

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I sent you a DM the other day, but after watching the LeBetard/Sonnen interview, I find Sonnen hilarious. I don’t think you’re a fan though.

He’s going to smash Bisping.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate Sonnen. He’s a douchebag and an idiot. He claims to be undefeated even though he lost to Silva by triangle and lost to Demian Maia.

He’s a felon. He’s a cheater.

I know he says things to be deliberately inflammatory, but he’s still an asshole.

And, yeah, he’s going to destroy Bisping.

I need to check my DMs at @3_2count more. And by that, I mean ever.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

The undefeated claim is obviously just theatre. I used to think he was an ass when I read transcripts of what he said, but once I started actually seeing or hearing the interviews, it was obvious he was joking.

Tomorrow night I like Evans, Sonnen and Maia. Not exactly going out on any limbs there. Tough draw for Weidman to fight Maia on short notice.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the Weidman-Maia fight will be interesting. Haven’t seen much of Weidman, but we’ll see if he wants to go on the ground with Maia.

Also will be interesting to see if Davis can take down Evans. If he can’t, its gonna be a short fight.

Unless Bisping has some serious submissions from his back, which I doubt, its gonna be a boring fight.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Davis couldn’t take down Nogeria easily, Jason Brillz could. He’s got no chance against Suga.

I don’t even remember Bisping even attempting a submission at any point in the UFC so he’s gonna get punched in the head from guard for 15 minutes.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling that Davis worked a lot more on wrestling for this fight than he did for Noguiera. Still a really young fighter, room to improve. At least, that’s what I’m hoping for. I don’t really have any animus against Evans, but I like Davis more.

Basically because of that one crazy catch-wrestling submission he did against Boetsch.

Seems like Bisping’s whole jiu jitsu is based on getting back to his feet and he’s pretty good at that.

I would have really liked to see Bisping-Maia and Munoz- Sonnen.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually think Bisping beats Maia in what would have ended up being a kickboxing match.

Davis has also been on the shelf for almost a year now due to injuries so that hurts too.

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Maia has been getting better and better in his stand up, so I would have been interested in seeing what he did against a good boxer with not much power.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Evans’ only fight since Rampage in 2010 months was Tito Ortiz. And Ortiz isn’t even a top-30 fighter anymore.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Strike “months” from the record, please.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually like both these matchups a lot better. I think Munoz/Sonnen would have been a lot like Munoz/Okami which was just awful to watch. At least here I get the satisfaction of watching Bisping lose and if he does win, I get to see Anderson Silva punch his head off.

Weidman/Maia is a huge test for Weidman but his at least solid and wrestling trumps usually, but Maia is on a completely different plane from what Weidman has faced and we might actually see Weidman finish someone. I feel like Bisping/Maia feeds right into Bisping’s game plan and he would have just out pointed him on the feet.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

HITNG?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm interested in the future implications

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by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

What is “B2C business”?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, thanks.
#NotABusinessGuy


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You just do the leg work :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

me too

We live in a digital age and its nice to see someone trying to catch up with the times.

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by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

xxx

Since testing was instituted these are the players who have had an OPS+ > 170 as Kemp did last year. To get an OPS of 1.000 playing at Dodgers Stadium, he’d be in HOF territory considering he’s a CF. Mostly First Baseman on this list with Bautista, Chipper, Arod, and Hamilton breaking the mold.

                                                                           
Rk Player OPS+ Year Age HR BB IBB SO BA OBP SLG OPS Pos
1 Albert Pujols 190 2008 28 37 104 34 54 .357 .462 .653 1.114 *3/D4
2 Albert Pujols 189 2009 29 47 115 44 64 .327 .443 .658 1.101 *3/D
3 Miguel Cabrera 181 2011 28 30 108 22 89 .344 .448 .586 1.033 *3/D
4 Jose Bautista 181 2011 30 43 132 24 111 .302 .447 .608 1.056 *95/D
5 Travis Hafner 181 2006 29 42 100 16 111 .308 .439 .659 1.097 *D/3
6 Miguel Cabrera 178 2010 27 38 89 32 95 .328 .420 .622 1.042 *3/D
7 Albert Pujols 178 2006 26 49 92 28 50 .331 .431 .671 1.102 *3
8 Chipper Jones 176 2008 36 22 90 16 61 .364 .470 .574 1.044 *5/D
9 Alex Rodriguez 176 2007 31 54 95 11 120 .314 .422 .645 1.067 *5/D
10 Derrek Lee 174 2005 29 46 85 23 109 .335 .418 .662 1.080 *3
11 Albert Pujols 173 2010 30 42 103 38 76 .312 .414 .596 1.011 *3
12 Alex Rodriguez 173 2005 29 48 91 8 139 .321 .421 .610 1.031 *5/6D
13 Carlos Pena 172 2007 29 46 103 10 142 .282 .411 .627 1.037 *3/D
14 Matt Kemp 171 2011 26 39 74 24 159 .324 .399 .586 .986 *8/D
15 Joey Votto 171 2010 26 37 91 8 125 .324 .424 .600 1.024 *3
16 David Ortiz 171 2007 31 35 111 12 103 .332 .445 .621 1.066 *D/3
17 Josh Hamilton 170 2010 29 32 43 5 95 .359 .411 .633 1.044 *78D

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 1/27/2012.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

I’d like Verlander to tell me again why he deserves the MVP since no one else on his team is worthy of it.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Jesus H...

Miguel Cabrera was so amazing last year

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by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

“I was better”

-Justin Verlander

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah he fucking was

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Either times really have changed

Or Dodger Stadium really helps Kemp’s OPS+, as Kemp is the only sub 1.000 OPS player on this list.

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by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, The Sad Ballad of Travis Hafner . . .

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Or the league offense could simply revert to 2010 (or 2009) levels and Kemp’s 2011 season would be > 1.000

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Would he not also regress with the rest of the league? Why he stay constant while everyone else regresses?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Kemp would stay the same relative to the rest of the league.

2011 was the lowest offensive year in MLB in 19 years.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Using the Baseball-Reference neutralized batting tool

2011 Matt Kemp with Dodger Stadium as his home park in …

2010: 1.001 OPS
2009: 1.007
2008: 1.025
2007: 1.053
2006: 1.061
2005: 1.020
2004: 1.022
2003: 1.017
2002: .995

Have to go back nine years to find the last year Kemp’s 2011 season would have produced an OPS under 1.000.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

When did they build the new seats in foul territory?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

A Frank innovaton

I’m guessing 2006

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by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

2002: .995

Welcome to Oakland…

by silverwidow on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

This was my comment:

To get an OPS of 1.000 playing at Dodgers Stadium, he’d be in HOF territory considering he’s a CF

What are you arguing with me about?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Not arguing. Just pointing out Kemp’s season in 2011, in eight out of the last 10 years would have produced an OPS of 1.000 or higher. He just happened to break out in a season in which offense was at its lowest level in nearly two decades.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The relative mediocrity of the league, hittingwise, doesn’t affect Kemp’s hitting. His breakout season was his breakout season. In a better offensive climate, his OPS+ declines, but his OPS wouldn’t have changed.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Mediocre hitting, or dominant pitching?

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

How does other hitting being better make Matt Kemp’s hitting better?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

There are fluctuations in park factors from year to year too, and other smaller changes like schedules (mostly interleague) that affect the environment.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

but what Nolij and myself are saying is his on base percentage and slugging percentage aren’t affected by someone else’s at bats. his OPS+ would be affected, but not his OPS, and we were asking about having an OPS of 1.000 not an OPS+ of 171. The league doesn’t affect his percentages, simply his relative rankings.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The parks he plays in and the teams and pitchers and defenses he plays against affect Kemp’s percentages. Those aren’t constants.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m constantly confused

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Houston WhiteShoes Johnsons

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

wat?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

clink?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s bloody, you’re doing it wrong. Loosen the grip.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Brits can’t even beat off properly

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Houston Nolanders

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Kit and caboodle

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Neither are the other hitters.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I admit this makes no sense to me.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t that only affect OPS+? what others do doesn’t affect him going for extra bases or taking a walk.

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

so if he were to stay at +171, his OPS would have to be..ok I get it now

"We'll see" said the Zen Master

by G.Scott on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting………

Only eight IBB’s for Arod and Votto

Only five for Hamilton

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

“Also third basemen.” — Leyland/Dombrowski

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

You know who is not on this list………….

Prince Fielder

but Carlos Pena is, Derrek Lee is. Tis shocking

Chipper Jones owned at age 36

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Goddamnit Hafner

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

As Paul Harvey would say

the rest of the story is that James Franco got his bachelor’s degree at UCLA

USC upset at new web-series

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

No games tonight for me to cover, other than “Drink The Beer,” at which I am a champion.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

you covered the fuck out of that UCR – LB tilt last night. Good work.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think my laptop may have a virus. Was having a shitload of internet trouble with Firefox when I was writing that, and was ready to throw my computer against a wall.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I picture delias man pointing to his profile picture as he says that.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

not sure if you were around

but there were some issues with SB Nation and viruses a few months ago

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to uninstall and reinstall Firefox tonight and see if that helps.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Using the above table, Chipper Jones had an OPS+ of 176 at the age of 36. In the history of baseball for qualified batting title plate appearances only three players have ever done this.
Babe Ruth did it twice.

Who is the other player?

One hint, post WWII season

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Nope

2nd Hint

he is still alive

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hank Aaron

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not count Bonds 2001 season but he did do it.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really alive, at least as we understand it

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

not having a soul must suck

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

he says, with kitten drippings runny down his greasy chin

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Williams or Musial

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Stan the Man it is

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I honestly thought Stan Musial had gone to the Field of Dreams in the sky.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

While it was awesome to see him in some pics last year with Pujols and the Cardinals last year, Stan the Man does look very, very old. It will be sad when he is gone.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I can till no one reads what I say:)

Babe Ruth did it twice.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t blame the reader

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Project Prospect has released their top 100 prospect list and the Dodgers don’t fair well.

Zach Lee at 60, Eovaldi honorable mention.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

You could argue that Yu Darvish shouldn’t count and he’s really 59 :)

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

#winning

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

These contestants on Baseball IQ are pretty lousy

it is a very frustrating show to watch, although I am sure it is difficult for the people on stage.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah. You’d think each team would have better nerds.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

part of me rejoices that they don’t

seems pretty useless that info, for bringing value to the team today

but yeah, I would have guessed better

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

guy needed one answer to win

all time NL HR leaders and blanked out with Barry left on the board!

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

And Sammy Sosa, and Chipper Jones, who had already been answered twice in that same game.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Reds nerd 1: Should we extend Joey Votto until 2020?
Reds nerd 2: Pat Borders was World Series MVP in 1992.
Reds nerd 1: But is he a comp. Let’s focus on Votto.
Reds nerd 2: Dennis Martinez is in the top-14 of winningest foreign-born pitchers.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

“These people that have been fantasizing about having a cable-like package for $7.99 are just delusional,” said James Marsh, a managing director and senior research analyst at Piper Jaffray who covers the entertainment industry. “You’re going to have to pay for the value of that content one way or another.”

This misses the point so bad it hurts. I’m willing to pay way more then 7.99… but I want to be able to choose the content I pay for. I don’t want to be paying a bunch of extra money for content I don’t want or need.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

the marketplace!

Cable today is like a food subscription that dumps a bunch of shit off at your house every day. You have to pay for all of it, whether you want to eat it or not

Nolander wants instant Pink Dot, just bring me the stuff I want baby

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

To bad because I agree. I would like a 25 Roster package. Each month I pick the 25 I want for $100 a month. It would became a family night where everyone gathers around their Ipad and does a draft of the 25 stations from each of their bedrooms.

The cable stations have to market to me, to get me to pick them.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

you can already get most shows online either through hulu or itunes or amazon

just sometimes at an obnoxious markup. Netflix is going to be the next HBO, and HBO will have to adapt to keep up. Its going to be a long rough road, but its going to happen.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

The reason I like Roku is because I choose which stations I want.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah but that is a hassle

keeping laptops open, charged, having cables all over the place I am tired just thinking about it.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Stereo is the way to go

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Marty, need a ruling

quadraphonic

the shit or not the shit?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

we’ve added at least 3 speakers since those days

by Josie Becker on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the shit. Invest in two really good speakers, you’ll be happy

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

But not lupus.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t yell at someone for having lupus.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU BOOGER-EATING MORON

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

First and Foremost, let us praise the freedom to be able to yell

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I resent that you can use Moron and I can’t use Retarded since Moron was simply the word for Retarded back in the day.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Poor Meercat has created a monster :D

by EMDarrow on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

and everything stays the same

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

“Hahahaha that guy was named Dummy Hoy old school baseball was awesome….wait that was pretty fucked up”

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

more and more devices have the ability to access htis content built in

smart tvs, roku boxes, ps3, xbox 360, etc. The problem is they still don’t let a lot of content stream to their devices(which is what makes Hulu plus so shiity). The future I dream of doesn’t require an htpc, but i’ll have one anyways.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Netflix streaming to the PS3 is only bested by the MLB.TV streaming to the PS3.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, have both going to my Roku. It just about all I need.

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

But how will you play Call of Duty!?

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Netflix is pretty nice

I was just disappointed yesterday, I bought a HDMI adapter for the ipad, hooked it up and fired up HBO To Go and got a message that HBO won’t let you do that.

Bullshit

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

fuck em.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously though

this House of Cards show sounds like it could be amazing.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I also don’t know that a la carte would be inherently better. Yeah, there are only a handful of stations that I’d want to subscribe to, but those stations wouldn’t be charging their current subscriber fees directly to the consumer. If a la carte got adopted, I have to think they’d ask for, and receive, a lot, lot more than they currently get (albeit from far, far fewer subscribers). I gotta believe I’d be paying something close to what I currently pay for satellite — and receiving far fewer networks.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You could also sell individual shows

which they mostly do now. The only thing that they really refuse to put out there is HBO and Showtime content till a year later, and sports. Sports is the golden goose.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, you actually want things that you didn’t know you wanted. I would have never guessed that I would want Bravo, but I dig Top Chef. I was able to check out Portlandia with minimal investment because IFC is already there. I agree that the whole spate is probably the way to go.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I like when I discover something unexpected on a channel I normally don’t watch

I’d hate to lose the ability to expand myself

if everything is made just for you, you become more and more like yourself…..awfully fucking narrowing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It wouldn't be hard for them to offer free episodes as demos

hell they already do.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like incest with yourself.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

most people just call that masturbation

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Drunk Pat Sajak likes this.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Tom Bergeron’s twitter joke on this was that it was no big deal when he had done six years of Hollywood Squares with no pants on.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

fascinating!

Btw – nice seeing you last night. I hope you like your Natalie original, that puts you in a select group

I love that wine. Every time I drink it, I want more. I was so ready for another bottle last night, but didn’t have the legs under me to pull it off

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

“You get married, and have kids, and now…you want to put something on for the kids to watch, and so on. At that point a traditional pay-TV package probably suits your needs.”

this is disturbing on some level. Johnny I don’t want to play catch with you, go watch Hannah Montanah instead.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

trust me

you need to give your kids some TV or you would never get mundane shit like washing dishes or sweeping the floor done.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

if kids are not good for labor, then what are they good for at all?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

the decline of America

Could it be when we started valuing our children’s happiness over their usefullness?

Discuss

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Damn child labor laws!

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

im like 2 years away from that

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

they can work younger than you think

if this was a farm in the 1880s they’d be working

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

If this was China 2011 they would be working

\hummaruledon’tfuckwiththenarrative

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

all he is good for right now

is stocking the beverage center. and even after that i have to organize it.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

spare the rod, spoil the child

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

like caps

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

no its not

john mcclain is fucking terrible.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

he is of the school of saying a lot of dumb shit, being wrong

and then later pretending he was right. He is also basically a PR tool for the team. He is also always wrong.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, I was just doing a thing where I replied “Interesting” or “maybe” to a bunch of shit

I am not sure I was really communicating as much as I was pissing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, I just hate the Comicle :)

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Houston Comicle::Nolander=Denver Post::Underdog

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

boom

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by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hans Gruber thought that.

Then he died.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

You know Hans Gruber was Alan Rickman’s very first movie role…at the age of 46!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

theater is a thing

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You know Hans Gruber was Alan Rickman’s very first movie role…at the age of 46

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

and btw

he was a fucking war hero so show some respect

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I was playing on the name

let go of the hate

it was poor reference

ah fuck it, yeah he is a dirt bag

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

nah he is a nice guy from what I understand

just a shitty journalist

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yippie ki yay

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

you have aroused my interest by yelling at me

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Peyton is a girl’s name.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It's the truth Ruth

Right now, Peyton is the 50th-or-so most popular girl’s name in the US.

It is also the 150th-or-so most popular boy’s name.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

But “Manning” makes up for it.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Houston Peytons!

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

This meme better die soon or I’m going to start banning people

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

do it do it do it

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m enjoying it

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

this got a rec from me

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re my favorite mod did I ever tell you that.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I got one in, I’m good now.

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Banned Commenters?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Houston Buzzkill mods

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Houston Fave Five’s

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

your lucky you are who you are, or that may have been the one

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Tis amazing that a mod has the power to strip away four years of work with the nonchalance of the queen of hearts offing someone’s head.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of that

How has Arnold Schwarzenegger never said “Let them eat..urinal cake” as a line before he kills a guy in a movie?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t he have to choke the guy to death by shoving a urinal cake in his mouth for this to work?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Either that, or violently slam a dude’s head down against a urinal, simultaneously breaking his neck.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s better, in my version the hero has to pick the cake out of the urinal, not very sexy

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Missed opportunity for True Lies

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember that one movie where he held the guy over a super-high drop and said something like, “This is my weak arm, Sallie”?

I’d like a remake where he says, “How about these park factors?”

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

“Billy’s still in baseball, but he’s blind. Peter Brand has had a brain aneurysm that required a lobotomy, but he’s still employed by the A’s…….”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what that feels like. ;-)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

oof

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

USC basketball is now down to 6 scholarship players on the active roster. Very possible they go 0-18 in conference play.

Two worst teams in Pac-12 battle Saturday night, and of course that game is televised.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

Former USC scholarship basketball player

Lil Romeo is now starring in IDC college commercials.

by ishXdavid on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this the worst USC bball team ever?? I think some HS teams could probably beat these fools. Thank you lord I dont care about SC bball that much.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Can someone give Oneal and his drunk wife the boot already? Where we gonna go with him here?

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you didn’t care about USC basketball?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a Miner sport to him.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Splunking

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

lol, well, I slightly care, just like I sorta care about SC baseball too… It was fun watching SC win the College WS vs CS Fullerton…. SC baseball has been worse then basketball, but Kreuter is gone now thank god….. But just think they could get someone better then Oneal. Cant spend all this money on a new arena just to suck balls.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

are you trying to plant the seeds for a teabagging again?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop that metaphor!

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s a meta for?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Guarding Clippers

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Or just World Peace

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, we need a decent bball team so we can chant “Just Like Football” thats the best part about college basketball lol

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

When did USC ever beat CSF in the college world series?

by ishXdavid on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Let’s go get ’em!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

you are right… my bad…. it was Arizona ST… did we play them in that tournament? or maybe they beat us the year before, it was awhile ago.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re talking that Morgan Ensberg team? Damn, that’s old school.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I must have missed the news on this one, but I generally don’t have a problem with drunk wives. Unless they are the belligerent drunk type.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

O’Neill got into an altercation before a game in the Pac-10 tourney last year. His wife was involved.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

DONT WORRY EVERYONE

LB and Fullerton are also on TV!

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I will be watching that one.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I will be attending

and much happier about it too since i have a WIFI password now because there is no 3G inside that place.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Whats years did you go to LB State? My bro went there too….

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to a D3 school, dont care about their sports. So i have been with the local team for the longest time.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I was looking at USC’s stats and saw of bunch of 300s in their rankings. The Pac-12 is abysmal this year.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

talking about Hoops or baseball?

It’s incredible how far the PAC has fallen in hoops. Just 4 years ago, the PAC sent 7 teams to the tournament and had 3 of the first 5 picks in the NBA draft. Now, they might only send 1 team to the tournament.

by ishXdavid on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a single vote for the top 25 in either poll last week.

Probably will only get two teams into the NCAA tournament, and that might be one too many. The conference is the worst I have ever seen.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Oregon barely beat USC at home lol

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The only time I see HJ happier than how he was when he

talked about the winery in Sicily that produced last night’s wine is when he talks about Kershaw

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

wait, that didn’t come out right

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I believe only Ellen Kershaw can honestly say that.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Craig!

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

meercat

has to get his mind out of the Valley

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah. Tripping Olney, you so cray cray
Not Buster Olney @TrippingOlney
THE FACT PIERRE GOT A DEAL? MT @washingnats: Juan Pierre get a Minor League deal and L Nix gets a Major League deal? Something is not right.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

you’re name, that’s what not right. Grown man calling himself Buster, on national TV no less, let’s start with your name and then we can move on to the rest of the worlds ills

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, looks like we will have a Super Bowl Pool
Only 26 squares left, fairly sure they will be mostly gone by this weekend. Going to be a fun one.
20 Buy in
$200 Payout 1st Qtr
$300 Payout 2nd Qtr
$400 Payout 3rd Qtr
$600 Payout Final Score

Reverse Combo Payout
$25 Per Qtr

Adjacent Square to winning Combo
$100 per Qtr ( 4 * 25)

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

With money.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Houston Rubles

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Methinks his "we"

is his workplace

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I despise floating pro-nouns

I nearly fired a guy who could not stop saying “they”

I never knew who the fuck he was talking about

I’m looking at you Phil

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

we = friends of phil

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

something about this sentence just doesn’t seem right

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

fine
we = friend of phil

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you like a square?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Charles Nelson Reilly over Paul Lynde. Interesting choice…….

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You get Bruce Vilanch

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He likes the corner.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Methinks one time moderator Brendan Scolari’s Yahoo email has been penetrated.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

I got so much, all of it nothing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Must be his bosom buddy.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Weeden

Apparently he kicked some major ass this week during the Senior Bowl stuff and now he’s projected as a 1st rounder.

A 28-year-old first round pick. Unbelievable.

by silverwidow on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

proving once again just how hard baseball is

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Would be higher than Weeden was drafted in baseball (2nd round, 2002).

And higher than Chris Weinke was drafted in football (4th round, 2001).

But will Weeden go higher than Charlie Ward did in the NBA draft (26th overall, 1994)?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Tony Gonzalez was drafted highly in football. Julius Peppers was drafted even higher.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, Julius Peppers should have earned a doctorate.

Or perhaps dyed himself orange. Orange Julius Peppers! He’d make a fortune.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Or both! Dr. Orange Julius Peppers!

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Dr OJ!

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Ward should have tried baseball

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Higher and Weeden

just seem to go together

It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

by mleadman on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Biggest questions about him are age and arm strength

if he can show arm strength isn’t an issue that helps him a lot

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

or be a barista?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

A word that need to be used more:

Milquetoast

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

Methinks Milquetoast is a fine word with a short runway

I prefer Toastermilk, easy way for busy Moms to serve a hot breakfast the whole family can enjoy, the vitamins and minerals to keep the kids at their best all day long

Toastermilk

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

What I tell the kids every morning

Yeah, you’re hungry, are you? Well, get yourself some food. No, I’m not gonna get it for you. What am I, your…… ohhhhhh.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you need some Toastermilk

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Be… Sure… to… Drink… Your…. Toastermilk? Son of a bitch!

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I found two TVs last night on the street

They are both 27 inch, flat screens (box style). Don’t know if they work yet but will be testing tomorrow. Wish me luck.

by silverwidow on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

Be careful the latest gag is to put bobbytraps in tv’s and leave them out on the streets.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

you didn’t happen to notice a bunch of looters running about – did you?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

True story

I was just coming home from work after picking up 5 chili dogs. Literally two blocks from my house I notice this fairly nice sets (Samsung and Sharp) and just had to pick them up. My arms hurt like a bitch today though.

by silverwidow on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d this before I saw there were actually chili dogs in the story!

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Friday’s seem to get the best work. You could pretty much take off all week and just read Friday except they involve callbacks gleamed from a weeks work.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Two TVs and 5 chilli dogs. Impressive.

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

My best is two turntables and a microphone.

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you hanging out with Beck?

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OB12 is secretly Van Morrison and he’s still super pissed about him stealing that riff.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Loser.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

5 chili dogs?

How’d you settle on that number?

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

how do you not settle on that number?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

he ate 4 the previous day and found himself still a mite peckish

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

mite peckish

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

an homage to Josie

not reeeped off

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

peckish, when simply hungry will not do

by The Stuntmen on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Silverwidow goes big and he goes home. With two TVs.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I was just coming home from work after picking up 5 chili dogs.

The beginning of your book.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

God damn, I am not writing another word.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

he sure beat the dickens out of that one

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And of course, the title of this work is “Assail of Two Titties.”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

David Cop-a-feeled

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Full disclosure

I had two chili dogs and chili cheese fries from The Der the other day.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

DOGZILLA

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a crappy ass carnitas burrito today. Or rather, it was good, but i’m in a foul mood. Today sucks.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

so I couldn’t resist the bargain basement price. I am a season ticket holder for the first and probably last time

by The Stuntmen on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

the best you ever had

congrats

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Good luck with the ticket resales.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, it’s not even spring yet. I have hope. Hope spring eternal

by The Stuntmen on Jan 27, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The next line of that poem cuts the legs right out from under you: “Man never IS, but always TO BE blessed.”

As in: Keep dreaming, sucka.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies”

by The Stuntmen on Jan 27, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It never asked a crumb of me.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's to hoping it turns into 1988

by The Stuntmen on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

Has there ever been any players signed out of Cuba that were straight up bad? I’m sure there were but I can’t think of any.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

yes

don’t ask me who, I can’t remember them, because they were bad

but yes

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

over 25 have a career WaR less then -.5

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Cuba

Rk Player WAR/pos From To Age PA OPS Pos Tm
1 Jackie Hernandez -5.3 1965 1973 24-32 1609 .526 6/54983 CAL-MIN-KCR-PIT Central Tinguaro Cuba
2 Jose Arcia -4.5 1968 1970 24-26 662 .538 6/45783 CHC-SDP La Habana Cuba
3 Jose Valdivielso -4.1 1955 1961 21-27 1080 .572 *6/45 WSH-MIN Matanzas Cuba
4 Chico Fernandez -3.4 1956 1963 24-31 3079 .622 *6/543 BRO-PHI-DET-TOT La Habana Cuba
5 Mike Guerra -2.7 1937 1951 24-38 1750 .603 *2/7 WSH-PHA-TOT La Habana Cuba
6 Julio Becquer -2.6 1955 1963 23-31 1029 .628 3/719 WSH-TOT-MIN La Habana Cuba
7 Marty Martinez -2.4 1962 1972 20-30 1038 .583 6/542731 MIN-ATL-HOU-TOT La Habana Cuba
8 Orestes Destrade -2.1 1987 1994 25-32 866 .702 *3/D NYY-PIT-FLA Santiago de Cuba Cuba
9 Tony Martinez -2.0 1963 1966 23-26 186 .398 /
64 CLE Perico Cuba
10 Carlos Paula -1.7 1954 1956 26-28 492 .727 /97 WSH La Habana Cuba
11 Juan Delis -1.6 1955 1955 27-27 139 .446 /5974 WSH Santiago de Cuba Cuba
12 Roberto Ortiz -1.4 1941 1950 26-35 718 .659 *9/7 WSH-TOT Camaguey Cuba
13 Gil Torres -1.3 1940 1946 24-30 1356 .583 *65/413 WSH Regla Cuba
14 Willy Miranda -1.2 1951 1959 25-33 2121 .553 *6/543 WSH-TOT-NYY-BAL Velasco Cuba
15 Chico Ruiz -1.0 1964 1971 25-32 1255 .574 45/63792 CIN-CAL Santo Domingo Cuba
16 Angel Aragon -0.9 1914 1917 23-26 87 .315 /57869 NYY La Habana Cuba
17 Ossie Alvarez -0.9 1958 1959 24-25 219 .498 /
645 WSH-DET Bolondron Cuba
18 Jack Calvo -0.8 1913 1920 19-26 63 .453 /798 WSH La Habana Cuba
19 Jose Rodriguez -0.6 1916 1918 22-24 165 .451 /435 NYG La Habana Cuba
20 Paul Casanova -0.5 1965 1974 23-32 2930 .571 *2 WSA-ATL Colon Cuba
21 Orlando McFarlane -0.5 1962 1968 24-30 316 .622 /
29 PIT-DET-CAL Oriente Cuba
22 Rogelio Alvarez -0.5 1960 1962 22-24 38 .400 /3 CIN Pinar del Rio Cuba
23 Ozzie Canseco -0.5 1990 1993 25-28 74 .590 /
7D9 OAK-STL La Habana Cuba
24 Leo Sutherland -0.5 1980 1981 22-23 108 .551 /78D CHW Santiago de Cuba Cuba
25 Sandy Valdespino -0.5 1965 1971 26-32 838 .581 *7/9 MIN-ATL-TOT-MIL-KCR San Jose de las Lajas Cuba
Rk Player WAR/pos From To Age PA OPS Pos Tm

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 1/27/2012.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

If you move that list to when full sanctions began in 1992 all those names drop off.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, was just answering you original question. Not the question of have any Cubans been signed since sanctions went into effect who have been godawful bad.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I see the list but when I think “signed out of Cuba” I don’t think guys that were just born there, I think going straight from defection to the bigs.

I’m sure some of the guys on the list count for that but damned if I know who.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Just checked him, came over when he was six.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the Yankee’s signed a Cuban 3rd baseman who never even made it to the major leagues a few years back

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t surprise me.

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Fidel Castro a baseball prospect who didn’t make it, returned to Cuba, and started a revolution?

If that’s not the case, it should be.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Had a tryout with the Senators, of all teams.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It turns out that this story falls under Stephen’s Corollary to Humma’s Second Law, which makes it absofuckinglutely true.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

if a butterfly farts in sri lanka then a hurricane wipes out greenland

if some scout liked Fi-fi’s deuce, the Cuban Missle crisis never happens

I love this shit

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, he infiltrates Washington from the inside and we’re all speaking Cuban now, bitches.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Viciendo will test this

But I can’t really think of any

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The ones that come out with a fair bit of hype seem to at least put together several good seasons.

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Rey Ordonez was a dreadful hitter

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Career OPS+ of 59. Holy crap.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi s oWAR was -5, but his dWAR was +5.6.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Still made the cover of Sports Illustrated!

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

So that’s what happened to his hitting.

by fbihop on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there going to be one practice for this softball game? If I am going all the way over there I want to win.

by delias man on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

that’s what I’m saying!

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

We will win at least one game

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone enjoy the Milk commercial with the mom shaking the hell out of the alternative milk?

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

It made me think though. Milk is only homogenized because of some chemical process and does still settle a little bit. One would think soy/rice/almond/soylentgreen milk could do something similar as well, right?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I never expected to be doing in 2012, drinking Almond Milk on an everyday basis because I like it.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

great with protein powder

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll even pour some in my coffee

but I highly suggest that you DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, use it as a milk replacement in scrambled eggs. not so good

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve used it in omelettes

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried using it in mac and cheese

it came out… weird

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I would very much like to see the process that turns hard nutty almonds into alternative milk.

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, that age we live in, instant gratification

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently the answer is

1)blend
2)strain
3)there is no 3

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, she’s cute and who can not love a cute girl wearing a shirt that says
Eat Raw
Live Long

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Live Raw, Eat Long

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

take it to 2:30

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s five o’clock somewhere!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Lima Time somewhere.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I’m simply a dolt and I will not embarrass myself by explaining how doltish I can be

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

if only you had used the word nuts instead of almonds

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

easy, this is still family hour

after dark doesn’t start until 2:30

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Its after 3pm for me

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

report from my sales ops manager

She shared an elevator with Vanilla Ice

I repeat, Vanilla Ice is in my building

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

What is it like to share an elevator with a melting dessert on a windy day

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hollywood Joe, living the life.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Offer him some Toastermilk

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Like as a janitor or something?

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by regfairfield on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You should stop what you’re doing, so you can collaborate with him. Make sure to listen to his ideas though.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop what I’m doing? This is what I’m doing….

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I also don’t have to ruin the style and the image that you’re used to.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hm… three of the biggest pop-hip-hop songs circa 1991 (Ice Ice Baby, Humpty Dance, U Can’t Touch This) all prominently entreaty the listener to Stop. That must mean something, unless as Vinny says, it means absolutely nothing.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe people were too busy to notice the parachute pants.

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ninja, ninja, RAP!. Go ninja go ninja GO

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He and MC Hammer were the worst sucker MCs in history :)

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m ok with the Rams staying gone, even though they are now playing games without Frontieres.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Forbes wrote an article about it, mostly trying to imply that the Rams are coming back to LA

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is a better shot

at the Rams coming to LA than Kroenke buying the Dodgers.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? Seems like he’s got as good of a shot as any other group out there…

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So wait

SW brings home 5 chili dogs and two tvs and he won’t know if the tvs will work until he gets home tonight?

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I knew there was something missing with that story

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It takes time to eat five chili dogs

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta wait for the chilli dogs to work their magic.

by OB12 on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Charles Dickens didn’t call it the season of Darkness for nothin’.

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying to come up with another Dickens diarrhea reference, but the best I can do is “Martin Chuzzlebutt.” Not sure that’s gonna cut it.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

from anyone else that’s a quality play

we’ve come to expect great things from you

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, sir, I went some more.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

better, that is from

Oliver Twisted Bowels

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying to come up with another Dickens diarrhea reference

Reading this line might be the highlight of my day.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

your day does suck

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Trojan Nanobots will have taken over by the time he gets home tonight.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Lost a huge deal this morning

Should I take up drinking? If so, what should I drink on a Friday afternoon when my bank account took a huge hit?

by Just Jake on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

King Cobra

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

White Russians made with Toastermilk

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

god bless you everyone

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Something that ends in the word “ice”

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Almond milk

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just Jack

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

what if he’s straight?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If he hasn't drank before

I would suggest vodka mixed with some fruit juice, screwdrivers, greyhounds, etc.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 27, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Vodka+greyhound sounds like something Cruela de Vil might drink.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I am telling you – I know “I lost a deal” drinking

Whisky, not too expensive, ice to give yourself some reprieve, and no mixers so that you taste the alcohol

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just reminded that I am not allowed to drink the coffee

Because coffee is for closers.

Looks like alcohol is my only option.

by Just Jake on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah – you don’t even get Steak Knives

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont think alcohol will do the trick… this sounds like a job for drugs, hard drugs

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

pixie stix it is

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 27, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly heroin is the only option. Good advice there, Ann Landers.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

so

when did you add the perpetual TWSS tag line?

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 27, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Some day when I’m retired if USCHRis is still alive I’m going to party with him for one night

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha SWEET!!! Yeah ill be alive…. Only the good die young, im aint eligible for that.

by uschris0304 on Jan 27, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

7/10

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

6/10, but I mis-clicked on David Berkowitz, so it should have been 7. Thought that last guy was BTK.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

My score was lower. It was suggested that I should not pursue a career in law enforcement.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Jan 27, 2012 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Why does Spawn need a tetanus booster to play T-ball?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

The league’s insurance policy says so?

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

T-ballers are notorious for chewing and biting

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Second base is a rusty nail.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of litigation, how goes your tussle with HR?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dickensian Diarrhea

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston…

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Larry Bowa’s grandkid slides spikes high.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 27, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

“Daddy, that boy is mean.”

“I know, Spawn. I know.”

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

TBLA Trivia

BhSportsguy may not play, nor may the mods

What was David Youngs screen name before he became a Mod?
What was Eric Stephens Dodger THoughts Screen name before he became TrueBlueLa’s Editor?
What was Michael White’s screen name before he became a Mod?
What was Chad’s original Dodger Blog called before he choose Memories of Kevin Malone
What was Regfairfeld original Dodger Blog called before he became a past editor of TrueBlueLa?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

El Lay Dave
Eric Stephen
mtwhite06
Fire Ned Colletti Now
?

by silverwidow on Jan 27, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

damn

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Close enough though, right?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I award silverwidow no points

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

and may God have mercy on his soul.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 27, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a good run the runs.

by kinbote on Jan 27, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Ned Colletti Now is wrong but with the right idea

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Never mind

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Ned Colletti in the Immediate Future

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Jan 27, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The subtitle of the blog:

Fire Ned Colletti….because he sucks

by Michael White on Jan 27, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

1) El Lay Dave
2) Eric Stephen
3) Not sure
4) Fire Ned Colleti
5) Dodger Math? Or something like that

by BFDC on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping my trick Eric Stephen question would stump you all for a moment.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I notice you didn’t ask what your screen name was on Dodger Thoughts. Too easy?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Jan 27, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

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SP 44
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SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

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DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 6 Hairston $2,250,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AAA 13 DeJesus $86,648
AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



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