What TV Channel Is Your Favorite MLB Team?

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim – Syfy – You can rebrand all you want, we know who you are
Oakland Athletics – FX – turned low budget affairs into mild success
Texas Rangers – USA Network - "The best shows on tv no one knows about" (IVDown)
Seattle Mariners – MTV – Used to be big deal, now unwatchable unless to make fun of.
Chicago White Sox – Animal Planet - Nothing on Food Network? Wanna watch kittens?
Cleveland Indians – AMC – their hits are mild, but the movies are fun to watch over and over.
Kansas City Royals – G4 – A bunch of kids playing video games, maybe it’ll come to something
Minnesota Twins – Outdoor channel - They're outside now, but does that make them good?
Detroit Tigers - CNN - where you go to find out how bad the economy is
Boston Red Sox – ABC – Solid and well run, but will go experimental. Haven’t produced a hit lately though.
New York Yankees – CBS – Everything they do is #1, but no one really likes them.
Toronto Blue Jays - National Geographic - Learn about strange customs in foreign lands
Baltimore Orioles - Fox News - Like C-Span, but some old white guy will yell at you
Tampa Bay Rays – CW – they’re probably doing some interesting things, but nobody is watching
Chicago Cubs - Food Network - Always fun to watch, especially at Wrigley, but always second best (E. Stephen)
St. Louis Cardinals – Comedy Central - There are reasons to watch, but if you watch too much of it, it starts seeming like the same shit over and over. (H. Kavula)
Milwaukee Brewers – Discovery Channel - It’s cool to say that you like them, but they’re actually kind of shallow. (H. Kavula)
Pittsburgh Pirates – History Channel – remember that time when that thing happened?
Houston Astros – Lifetime - Television for idiots
Cincinnati Reds – Science Channel - Yeah science! Science is cool, and such importance to....what else is on?
San Diego Padres – Nickelodeon – Nick is kids!
Arizona Diamondbacks – The Weather Channel - At least it's a dry heat. A good barometer to judge the state of NL West.
Los Angeles Dodgers – NBC – Once great, now struggling to find fan base again. And a hit.
San Francisco Giants – TV Land – All the vets, and they have that one hit
Colorado Rockies – ABC Family – guilty pleasure, but still shows 700 club
Atlanta Braves – TBS – Duh
Washington Nationals – C-Span
New York Mets – TNT – Another cop drama? Just tell me when the Knicks are on.
Philadelphia Phillies - Fox – No real history before 1990, but recent big hits have made it a major player.
Miami Marlins - Spike - What exactly is television for men beside flashy things? Fuck you, that's what.