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PurpleDonutEaters (4-1) 69.84 Clever Team Name (3-2) 62.00 . PurpleDonutEaters benefited from 27.20 points from Reggie Wayne, a distinct upgrade on his 9.80 projected, and defeated Clever Team Name 69.84 - 62.00. Both teams completely failed to meet expectations but PurpleDonutEaters picked up the win with 74.3% of their projected 93.94 points. Clever Team Name suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 120.06 - 86.84 loss against The Cook Supremacy. PurpleDonutEaters started one player with zero points while Clever Team Name also served up one goose egg, meaning both teams could have scored more points. PurpleDonutEaters (4-1, 420.98 points) climbs into second place and Clever Team Name (3-2, 449.84 points) drops to fifth place. PurpleDonutEaters Smooth Moves •With 27.20 points, Reggie Wayne had the second-highest WR score of the week and the third-highest WR score in the league this season. •The 18.00 points scored by the St. Louis Rams Defense, which PurpleDonutEaters picked up this week, beat their projected point total of 13.39 by 34.4%. •The 12.00 points scored by Lawrence Tynes were a season-high. •Even with a zero from starter Andre Brown, PurpleDonutEaters was still able to win. •Even with only 3 of the 9 starters scoring more than their projection, PurpleDonutEaters was still able to win. Clever Team Name Regret Tracker •Picked up and started Donnie Avery, who then scored below his 4.35-point projection with 2.20 points. •With 12.60 points against a projected 15.89, Michael Vick did not meet his projection for the third straight game. •The WRs on Clever Team Name let them down, resulting in a 31.60 - 4.80 difference at the position. •Jimmy Graham did not meet his 13.58 projected points and has now underperformed versus projections for three straight weeks. He} also scored a season-low 0.40 points. •6 of the starters on Clever Team Name scored less than their projected points. What If •PurpleDonutEaters would be 3-2 if they played Clever Team Name every week. •PurpleDonutEaters would have beaten only three other teams besides Clever Team Name this week. •PurpleDonutEaters would be 3-1 if they played the same schedule as Clever Team Name. •PurpleDonutEaters would be 27-28 if they played every team every week. •Besides PurpleDonutEaters, Clever Team Name would have been defeated by eight other teams this week. •Had they played each other last week, PurpleDonutEaters would have lost to Clever Team Name 86.84 - 48.42. •If they played the same schedule as PurpleDonutEaters, Clever Team Name would be 2-2. •Clever Team Name would be 23-32 if they played every team every week. Game Notes •PurpleDonutEaters scored 69.84 points against a projected 93.94 and has underachieved for three straight weeks. •PurpleDonutEaters won by scoring 69.84 points, the lowest winning score in the league this season. •PurpleDonutEaters won but failed to cover the 12.67-point spread, winning by 7.84 points. •Clever Team Name had their lowest output of the season with 62.00 points. •The 31.60 points by the WRs on PurpleDonutEaters was the season-high for combined points from the position. •The WRs on Clever Team Name collectively had their worst week of the season with only 4.80 points. •PurpleDonutEaters beat Clever Team Name at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Clever Team Name. •PurpleDonutEaters won even though Clever Team Name performed better against their scoring projection. Clever Team Name scored 76.3% of their 81.27 projected points, while PurpleDonutEaters recorded 74.3% of their 93.94-point projection. -- Daunte's Inferno (2-3, 510.38 points) put up the third-highest score of the season, defeating Hollywood Bears (2-3, 545.48 points) 125.42 - 117.80. Daunte's Inferno had a 67.72 - 13.60 advantage after the early games on Sunday. They gave up that lead after the late Sunday games and were behind by 39.78. However, Daunte's Inferno pulled off the comeback victory on Monday night, with 12.00 points from Shayne Graham. Daunte's Inferno Smooth Moves •Victor Cruz had 23.00 points, the fourth-highest WR score of the week and the ninth-highest WR score in the league this season. •Tony Gonzalez scored 18.30 points, the highest TE score of the week and the second-highest TE score in the league this season. •The 26.42 points scored by Aaron Rodgers ranked seventh in the league in scoring this week and third for any player on Daunte's Inferno this season. •7 of the 9 starters on Daunte's Inferno exceeded their projected points. •The 19.90 points scored by Ryan Mathews was the third-highest score of any RB in the league this week. Hollywood Bears Regret Tracker •Hollywood Bears was dominated at the TE position, scoring 6.90 points versus the 18.30 for Daunte's Inferno. •With 3.80 points, Torrey Smith had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 39.6% of his 9.60 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year. •Marshawn Lynch did not meet his 12.60-point projection this week, the third time that's happened this season. His 9.40 points were also a season-low. •Hollywood Bears had only 4 of their 9 starters underperform versus their projections, but they still lost. •With 2.90 points versus a projected 11.99, Jordy Nelson scored only 24.2% of his projected point total. What If •If Daunte's Inferno played Hollywood Bears every week, they would be 2-3 this season. •Daunte's Inferno would have beaten every other team in the league this week. •Daunte's Inferno would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as Hollywood Bears. •If Daunte's Inferno had played every team in the league each week, they would be 36-19. •Hollywood Bears would not have lost to any other team in the league besides Daunte's Inferno this week. •Daunte's Inferno would have lost to Hollywood Bears 143.32 - 111.16 had they played each other last week. •Hollywood Bears would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as Daunte's Inferno. •If they played every team every week, Hollywood Bears would be 38-17. Game Notes •All three of the losses for Hollywood Bears this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season. •This matchup featured the two highest-scoring teams in the league this week. •Hollywood Bears scored 117.80 points and lost. It is the highest losing score in the league this season. •Hollywood Bears scored 117.80 points against a projected 100.46 and beat their scoring projection for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row. •Despite playing on the losing team, Peyton Manning ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 24.70 points against a projected 18.43 and has now beaten his projection in three straight games. •Daunte's Inferno was able to cover the 1.96-point spread in the win. •Daunte's Inferno got a combined 30.20 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season. •With the loss, Hollywood Bears falls to 1-1 in comeback games this season. -- Houston Tricycles earned their third consecutive win when they trashed dodgerpreacher 97.26 - 58.26. They got a lift from Percy Harvin, who led the team with 23.60 points and Eli Manning who had 21.26. The streak, which has been a shot in the arm for Houston Tricycles, has allowed them to move up from 10th place in Week 3 to third place now. They're doing it by scoring a lot of points and they own the third-highest overall point total in the league, averaging 105.18 points per matchup. With Greg Little delivering zero points for Houston Tricycles, it could have been worse. dodgerpreacher goes to 2-3 and falls to 10th place. Houston Tricycles has now run over Ridgemont Wolves (114.62 - 93.40) and Daunte's Inferno (118.68 - 111.16). Houston Tricycles Smooth Moves •With 23.60 points, Percy Harvin had the third-highest WR score of the week and the eighth-highest WR score in the league this season. •Benched Matt Schaub, who had the lowest QB score on the team with 11.36 points. •With 21.26 points, Eli Manning ranked fifth in the league this week in scoring among QBs. •The 18.80 points scored by Trent Richardson was the fifth-highest score of any RB in the league this week. •Houston Tricycles won even with Greg Little in the starting lineup, who didn't score any points. dodgerpreacher Regret Tracker •All nine players in the starting lineup scored less than their projected points. •Did not start Jay Cutler, who led the team in scoring with 20.88 points and beat his projected point total by 59.2%, the highest percentage on the team. •Picked up and started Greg Zuerlein, who then scored below his 9.66-point projection with 7.00 points. •With 5.00 points against a projected 9.50, the Green Bay Packers Defense did not meet their projection for the third straight game. •Pierre Garcon was last on the team in scoring with 2.40 points, 35.0% of his projected 6.86, which is his lowest percentage of the season. What If •If Houston Tricycles played dodgerpreacher every week, they would be 4-1 this season. •Houston Tricycles would have beaten five other teams besides dodgerpreacher this week. •Had they played each other last week, Houston Tricycles would have defeated dodgerpreacher 118.68 - 98.16. •If they played the same schedule as dodgerpreacher, Houston Tricycles would be 3-1. •If Houston Tricycles had played every team in the league each week, they would be 36-19. •Besides Houston Tricycles, dodgerpreacher would have been defeated by nine other teams this week. •If they played the same schedule as Houston Tricycles, dodgerpreacher would be 1-3. •dodgerpreacher would be 24-31 if they played every team every week. Game Notes •Three of the starters for Houston Tricycles scored higher than the leading scorer for dodgerpreacher. •dodgerpreacher scored 58.26 points against a projected 90.42 and has underachieved for four straight weeks. •Houston Tricycles has won three straight games, the longest current winning streak in the league. •Houston Tricycles beat their scoring projection for the fourth time this season by scoring 97.26 points against a projected 88.80. They have now overachieved three weeks in a row. •The 39.00-point margin of victory was the largest in the league this week and sixth-biggest in the league this season. •dodgerpreacher had their worst loss of the season, losing by 39.00 points. •Houston Tricycles won by scoring 97.26 points, their lowest winning score of the season. •dodgerpreacher had 58.26 points, their season-low. -- Jim Harbaugh Savior (4-1, 545.28 points) edged The Cook Supremacy (2-3, 486.26 points) 108.40 - 103.18 in a back-and-forth battle. They were led by Arian Foster who had 22.80 points and Matt Ryan who had 19.20. The Cook Supremacy was the first to put up points and by Sunday was already out in front 8.20 - 0. That advantage disappeared by the end of the early Sunday games and they trailed by 32.82. By the end of the Sunday night game, the lead flipped yet again and The Cook Supremacy went up 103.18 - 85.60. Jim Harbaugh Savior closed out the matchup with a comeback on Monday. Jim Harbaugh Savior Smooth Moves •Made the right move in benching Jeremy Maclin, who had 3.90 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on Jim Harbaugh Savior. •The 13.00 points scored by Blair Walsh, who Jim Harbaugh Savior picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 9.81 by 32.5%. •With 22.80 points, Arian Foster ranked second in scoring among all RBs in the league this week. •With 8.30 points, Kyle Rudolph had the fifth-highest score of any TE in the league this week. •Jim Harbaugh Savior had most of their starters beat their scoring projection (5 out of 9). The Cook Supremacy Regret Tracker •With 1.08 points, Matt Cassel was last in the matchup in scoring and got only 9.3% of his projected point total, which is his lowest percentage of the season. •The Cook Supremacy needed more points from the QB position, where Jim Harbaugh Savior beat them 19.20 - 1.08. •The 4.00 points scored by the Arizona Cardinals Defense was a season-low for both scoring and for their performance against projections. They reached only 33.3% of their 12.01 projected points this week. •Andre Roberts had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 4.20 points and got only 99.7% of his projected point total, his lowest percentage of the season. •The Cook Supremacy lost despite having only 4 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points. What If •Jim Harbaugh Savior would be 4-1 if they played The Cook Supremacy every week. •Besides The Cook Supremacy, Jim Harbaugh Savior would have defeated eight other teams this week. •If they played the same schedule as The Cook Supremacy, Jim Harbaugh Savior would be 3-1. •If Jim Harbaugh Savior had played every team in the league each week, they would be 41-14. •The Cook Supremacy would have lost to just two other teams besides Jim Harbaugh Savior this week. •Jim Harbaugh Savior would have lost to The Cook Supremacy 120.06 - 94.86 had they played each other last week. •If they played the same schedule as Jim Harbaugh Savior, The Cook Supremacy would be 4-0. •The Cook Supremacy would be 27-28 if they played every team every week. Game Notes •Although The Cook Supremacy lost, they did put up the fourth-highest score for a losing team in the league this season. •In the loss, Marques Colston led the league in scoring and had the highest WR score in the league this season with 31.10 points. •Jim Harbaugh Savior did not cover the 15.72-point spread, winning by 5.22 points. •The 43.40 points by the WRs on The Cook Supremacy was the season-high for combined points from the position. •The margin of victory of 5.22 points was the smallest in the league this week. •In the loss, Robbie Gould scored 11.00 points against a projected 8.63 and has now overachieved in three straight games. •Jim Harbaugh Savior won even though The Cook Supremacy performed better against their scoring projection. The Cook Supremacy beat their 84.96 projected points by 21.5%, while Jim Harbaugh Savior outscored their 100.68-point projection by 7.7%. •Jim Harbaugh Savior improves to 1-1 in close games this season -- Ridgemont Wolves destroyed Driving Ms. McCourt 100.42 - 65.76 while also putting up the highest point total they've scored this season. These two teams have matching 2-3 records, but Ridgemont Wolves has a clear lead in points, 462.20 - 386.44. The beating was the second blowout loss of the year for Driving Ms. McCourt. Ridgemont Wolves Smooth Moves •Ahmad Bradshaw had the best RB score of the week and the fourth-highest RB score in the league this season with 26.90 points. •Wes Welker scored 16.40 points, the 10th-highest WR score in the league this week. •Michael Turner has now overachieved in four straight games after scoring 12.90 points against a projected 8.54. •In scoring 10.00 points, the Minnesota Vikings Defense put up their largest point total of the year. •Ridgemont Wolves won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their scoring projection. Driving Ms. McCourt Regret Tracker •DeAngelo Williams scored the fewest points in the league this week with a season-low -1.40 points. •Driving Ms. McCourt had 7 starters fail to reach their projections. •The RBs on Driving Ms. McCourt let them down, getting outgunned by the RBs on Ridgemont Wolves 39.80 - 15.20. •Rob Bironas had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 1.00 point and got only 14.1% of his projected point total, his lowest percentage of the season. •The 3.50 points scored by Rob Gronkowski was just 22.9% of his 15.25-point projection. What If •If Ridgemont Wolves played Driving Ms. McCourt every week, they would be 4-1 this season. •Besides Driving Ms. McCourt, Ridgemont Wolves would have defeated six other teams this week. •Ridgemont Wolves would have defeated Driving Ms. McCourt 96.90 - 93.36 had they played each other last week. •If they played the same schedule as Driving Ms. McCourt, Ridgemont Wolves would be 2-2. •If Ridgemont Wolves had played every team in the league each week, they would be 25-30. •Besides Ridgemont Wolves, Driving Ms. McCourt would have been defeated by seven other teams this week. •If they played the same schedule as Ridgemont Wolves, Driving Ms. McCourt would be 0-4. •Driving Ms. McCourt would be 12-43 if they played every team every week. Game Notes •Driving Ms. McCourt had their largest margin of defeat this season. •Ridgemont Wolves topped their point expectations for the third week in a row. They have now overperformed versus projections for the fourth time. •The 34.66-point win by Ridgemont Wolves beat the 2.19-point spread. •With the win, Ridgemont Wolves snapped their three-game losing streak. •The margin of victory of 34.66 points was the biggest of the season for Ridgemont Wolves and eighth-largest in the league this season. •The 39.80 points by the RBs on Ridgemont Wolves was the season-high for combined points from the position. •Ridgemont Wolves had their highest score of the season with 100.42 points. •Despite being on the winning team, Jermichael Finley scored 1.10 points against a projected 8.51 and has now underachieved in four straight games. -- 4downcheeseheads (3-2, 466.00 points) dismantled Xeiminators (1-4, 385.96 points) 77.00 - 52.14 with Drew Brees picking up the third-highest point total in the league this week. Heading into Sunday, 4downcheeseheads was in front 9.20 - 4.40. After the late Sunday games, they lost that lead and fell behind 52.14 - 47.40. Sunday night came to an end with 4downcheeseheads on top, where they would remain. 4downcheeseheads Smooth Moves •The 29.60 points scored by Drew Brees was the second-highest QB score of the week and is the eighth-highest QB score in the league this season. •Starter Sebastian Janikowski put up a zero, but 4downcheeseheads still won. •4downcheeseheads won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points. •4downcheeseheads won even though all three of their WRs scored below their projected points. •Even with three players not playing this week, 4downcheeseheads still got the win. Xeiminators Regret Tracker •Xeiminators left the 18.70 points scored by Robert Meachem on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 288.5%, the second-highest percentage in the league. •Should have started Garrett Hartley, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting K with 7.00 against a projected 9.56. •Lost the matchup even though 4downcheeseheads had their lowest-scoring week of the season. •Mason Crosby has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 3.00 points versus a projected 9.74. •The 0.90 points scored by Chris Johnson was the lowest total in the matchup and 12.1% of his projected point total of 7.43, which was his lowest percentage of the season. What If •4downcheeseheads would be 3-2 if they played Xeiminators every week. •4downcheeseheads would have beaten four other teams besides Xeiminators this week. •If they played the same schedule as Xeiminators, 4downcheeseheads would be 3-1. •If 4downcheeseheads had played every team in the league each week, they would be 27-28. •Xeiminators would have lost to every other team in the league this week. •4downcheeseheads would have lost to Xeiminators 91.28 - 78.64 had they played each other last week. •If they played the same schedule as 4downcheeseheads, Xeiminators would be 0-4. •Xeiminators would be 14-41 if they played every team every week. Game Notes •Xeiminators has underachieved for four straight weeks, having scored 52.14 points against a projected 62.81 this week. •It was the lowest score of the season for Xeiminators. Their 52.14 points were also last in the league in scoring for the week. •4downcheeseheads did not cover the 28.65-point spread, winning by 24.86 points. •The WRs on 4downcheeseheads collectively had their worst week of the season with only 14.30 points. •The RBs on Xeiminators collectively had their worst week of the season with only 0.90 points. •4downcheeseheads won in a blowout. They are now 1-1 in blowouts matchups this season. •Xeiminators falls to 1-2 in blowout games this season. •Xeiminators is in the basement in the standings for the third week this season