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Dodgers 2012 Minor League Countdown: 40 - 31

Here is the Valentine's Day edition of my minor league countdown. As we move closer to the end of the list you'll see that we are getting into the legitimate Dodger prospects, and this group in particular feature a lot of young talent. This post also brings us right up to the top 30, and in case you want to compare my list to Baseball America's I'll do part of the math for you and let you know that we only differ by 3 players. Our placement of the players in the top 30 is obviously, however, so they are two unique lists. As always feel free to leave feedback, and you can find my other posts from this series in the "Prospect Section" of this site.

40. O'Koyea Dickson, 1B (48 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2011, 12th round
5’11”, 215 lbs, 22 years old, bats right handed
.333 average, 1.005 OPS, 13 HR’s, 38 RBI’s, 1 SB
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

After leading Sonoma State to a Division II championship in 2011, O’Koyea Dickson was selected by the Dodgers in the 12th round of the 2012 draft. Dickson's 11 homers in were more than double of any college teammates in 2011, and he also hit .341 for the Seawolves. Here is his scouting video from 2011, and here is a music video that was made about him. Dickson signed with the Dodgers for $45,000, and after getting assigned to the Pioneer League he quickly became one of the Raptors best players. His 13 home runs lead the club, as did his 1.005 OPS. He struck out in 20.5% of his plate appearances and walked 8.8% of the time which lead to an OPS of .402. Strictly a 1st baseman, Dickson is going to have to continue to be an offensive force if he wants to make it to the big leagues. He has a wide stance and generates a lot of bat speed with his quick swing, and so far that has worked against younger competition. His raw power only grades out as average, however, so it will be interesting to see how he fares in a less hitter friendly environment. Dickson has definitely earned a promotion for 2012, and he’ll probably move up to LoA where he’ll be the Loons primary 1st baseman.

Why #40: Dickson was an offensive force for Ogden, but college draftees tearing up the Pioneer League are actually pretty common. I’ll have to wait and see what he does in 2012 before I can really judge his prospect status. For now O’Koyea’s ceiling is that of a starting big league 1st baseman with 20 HR to 25 HR’s annually and a .280 average, but I think his probability of realizing that potential are extremely low given the reports on his lack of true power and his small stature. Those low odds of him reaching his potential are why he didn’t rank higher for me.

39. Pratt Maynard, C (25 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2011, 3rd round
6’0”, 215 lbs, 22.25 years old, bats left handed
.239 average, .687 OPS, 2 HR’s, 11 RBI’s, 0 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Pratt Maynard never caught a game while in high school, but upon arriving at North Carolina State the Wolfpack decided to try him behind the plate. The conversion was obviously a success, and it led to the Dodgers picking Maynard in the 3rd round of the 2011 draft. In an interview right before the draft, Maynard said "It's worked out great for me. I wasn't drafted in high school as a pitcher. I came [to NC State] willing to play where the coaches needed me, but I never thought much about catching till they asked me." Pratt didn’t do much during his freshman year of college, but as a sophomore he socked 11 home runs and set a NC State record with 64 walks (vs just 42 strikeouts). As a junior his power number dropped off a bit thanks to the new bats introduced by the NCAA in 2011, but he managed to hit .323 and led his team with 21 doubles. Here he is smacking a double off Jed Bradley, the #15 overall pick of the 2011 draft. Pratt signed relatively quickly with the Dodgers for $315,000 and was sent to the Pioneer League. An ankle injury limited him to just 25 games with Ogden and he never really got in a groove as he hit just .239 with only 5 extra base hits. The Dodgers weren’t too worried about his offensive struggles, however, because the sample size was very small and they know from his college days that he has good pitch recognition and the ability to hit the ball to all fields. In addition, the Raptors were impressed with his defensive skills, and manager Damon Berryhill said “If you're an athletic kid and you have range and flexibility and a good first step and decent hands, catching is a good spot for you. For a kid that's only been catching for a couple years, [Maynard] is pretty polished, which is a pleasant surprise." Heading into 2012, Pratt will be the Dodgers best catching prospect in the lower minor leagues. He’ll almost certainly spend the season with Great Lakes where he’ll be the Loons primary catcher. While I don’t think he’ll ever be a star, I do believe he has what it takes to one day be a starting catcher at the big league level.

Why #39: Pratt is obviously just starting his professional career, but he seems to have the right combination of offensive skills and defensive abilities to eventually make it to the show. He has a nice swing from the left side with occasional power, and like AJ Ellis he really has a good eye at the plate. As I mentioned above I think he has the ceiling of an average starting catcher in the MLB.

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38. Steve Ames, RHP (32.2 IP in AA, 15.1 IP in HiA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 17th round
6’1”, 205 lbs, 24 years old
2-2, 2.06 ERA, 1.15 WHIP, 2.22 FIP, 12.94 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 38; Pre 2010 Rank: 53; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Since getting selected in the 17th round of the 2009 draft out of Gonzaga, Steve Ames has moved steadily up through the Dodgers minor league system. He started off his professional career by carving up the Pioneer League, and although his 2010 season got off to a late start due to a hamstring injury, he dominated the Midwest League after joining the Loons and picked up 16 saves as their closer. In 2011 Ames started off the year in HiA, but was only with the Quakes for a short time because he was so good that he forced the organization to promote him to AA. In 15.1 innings for Rancho Steve struck out 28 (16.4 K/9), had a 1.17 ERA, a 0.78 WHIP, and walked only two batters. Ames' numbers with Chattanooga weren't quite as ridiculous as they were with the Quakes, but he continued his success with a 2.48 ERA and a K/9 of 11.3. Overall, since getting drafted Steve has a career ERA of 2.14, a career WHIP of 0.98, and a career K/9 of 13.5 in 109.1 innings. In terms of his stuff and pitching philosophy, Ames pretty much explained it all to Great Lakes beat writer Hugh Bernreuter in July of 2010 when he said “My fastball is pretty much in the low 90s, so it’s not overwhelming. I pitch to contact and let my defense do its job. The best pitch I throw is a fastball away. Maybe I get a lot of strikeouts because I throw strikes and go after hitters. I’m usually ahead with a 1-2 or 0-2 count and then they have to chase my pitch. I get guys guessing. I’m able to get good movement on my pitches. I can locate my fastball and change speeds pretty well. When you do that, you get some strikeouts.” Ames also said “I don’t know why they moved me, but I feel good pitching in relief. When I started, I would throw fastball, slider, changeup and curveball. But in relief, I basically just stay with fastball and slider. In relief you can stick to one or two pitches.” So there you have it from the man himself. He is mostly a fastball/slider pitcher who gets his strikeouts by changing speeds and using location. After the 2011 season Ames was sent to the AFL where his numbers were completely different than his career numbers (5 HR’s allowed, 8 K’s and 5 walks in 17.1 innings), so hopefully that speed bump was just him being tired from a long season. Here he is picking up one of his K’s with the Salt River Rafters. Overall Ames doesn’t have overpowering stuff, but I love his control and can see him as a middle reliever for the Dodgers one day. He’ll probably return to AA to start the 2012 season but he’s another pitcher who could get the call to Los Angeles at some point should injuries occur.

Why #38: The fact that Ames struggled so much in the AFL scares me a bit because it could mean that top hitters have the ability to exploit his less than stellar fastball, but as mentioned above hopefully his struggles were more due to him being tired and not having the ability to locate his pitches. I still think Ames has the ceiling of a solid big league middle reliever, but I don’t think he has star potential.

37. Brandon Martinez, RHP (73 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 7th round
6’4”, 160 lbs, 21.25 years old
6-3, 4.07 ERA, 1.51 WHIP, 4.57 FIP, 7.15 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 32; Pre 2010 Rank: 27; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Brandon Martinez has admittedly been one of my favorite prospects to follow since the Dodgers drafted him in 2009. He has an interesting background, and coming out of Fowler High School Martinez had dominate stats during his senior season as he struck out 85 batters in 45 innings and allowed a .124 batting average against. At 6’4” he also had a great pitching frame, so I really like his ceiling. After the draft, Logan White said “This kid is skinny as rail but I'll tell you he has an outstanding delivery, throws hard and has a fine breaking ball. We'll have to put a little weight on him. He could turn into a really fine pitcher over time.” After a couple of tough seasons in the Arizona League, Brandon earned a spot in the Raptors rotation in 2011 and made a team high 15 starts. He also led the Raptors with 6 wins and opposing batters only hit .237 against him, but his ERA and FIP were a bit high because he struggled with control and averaged 5.4 walks per 9 innings. In terms of his stuff, my most recent scouting report on Martinez is from after the 2010 season, when DeJon Watson told me that Brandon can still reach 93 and 94 mph on a good night, he sits comfortably with a slightly above average fastball at about 90 to 92 mph. Watson also said that his breaking ball is solid average, and his changeup is developing. Still just barely 21 years old, I’m hoping that Martinez will continue his progression through the minors and move into the Loons rotation in 2012. If he can put together a good season in a full season league, that would really get his name on the Dodger prospect radar.

Why #37: We all know that I like Martinez more than most, but there’s no questioning a guy with a projectable frame and a 3-pitch mix that includes a 94 mph fastball. I still think he’ll add velocity as he fills out and could end up as a middle of the rotation starter at the big league level.

36. Shane Lindsay, RHP (63.2 IP in AAA, 6.2 IP in AA, 6 IP in Majors in 2011)
Signed as a minor league free agent in Nov 2011
6’1”, 205 lbs, 27 years old
3-3, 2.18 ERA, 1.29 WHIP, 3.95 FIP, 11.50 K/9 (minor league stats only)
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Shane Lindsay was born in Australia and was signed by the Rockies as an international free agent back in 2003. He burst onto the prospect scene two years later after posting a 1.89 ERA and a 14.4 K/9 over 13 starts in the Northwest League, and then continued his early success with another outstanding season in 2006. Unfortunately a torn labrum caused him to miss the entire 2007 season, but by 2009 he was again tearing it up and had a 2.60 ERA in AA. In 2010 the wheels fell off a bit, however, and he started the year by walking 17 batters in just 13.2 innings. At that point the Rockies placed Lindsay on waivers, and he was scooped up by the Yankees. He never threw a pitch in the Yankees’ organization, however, and was instead claimed by the Indians when New York put Lindsay back on waivers a few weeks later. He finished 2010 with Cleveland, but signed with the White Sox as a minor league free agent before the 2011 season. With Chicago Lindsay had another interesting year in the minors as opposing batters hit just .137 against him, yet he walked 7.5 batters per 9 innings which bumped up his WHIP and FIP. He also made his big league debut in 2011, and while his ERA was 12.00 in four appearances, that was mostly skewed one outing during which he allowed 7 runs. Now to the exciting stuff. Lindsay has a mid to upper 90’s fastball along with a strong curveball that both generate a ton of swing and misses. He obviously has trouble with his control, however, which is why he’s only thrown 6 innings in the big leagues. He’s also injury prone and apparently has a bit of a temper, and has apparently allowed 7 homers in 29 innings this offseason in the Australian Winter League after giving up just 9 homers in his entire minor league career of 366 innings. Overall it doesn’t appear that Lindsay has a shot to make the Dodgers out of spring training, so he’ll probably start the season in Albuquerque where he’ll be a fun one to watch. If he has success with the Isotopes, I wouldn’t be surprised if he got to the call to Los Angeles as some point in 2012.

Why #36: I know he’s older and is now with his 5th organization, but he’s thrown just 6 big league innings so he still ranks as a prospect in my book. He obviously has the pure stuff to be a lights out reliever, but to do so he needs to learn to put it all together and maintain control of his pitches. It’s his upside that allows me to rank him this high, but the question marks that don’t allow me to rank him any higher.

35. Derek Cone, RHP (25.1 IP in LoA, 48.1 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 18 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 31st round
6’5”, 210 lbs, 21.75 years old
4-8, 5.11 ERA, 1.53 WHIP, 4.50 FIP, 9.43 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 36; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

The Dodgers selected Derek Cone in the 31st round of the 2010 draft after he had a great year for Mesa Community College in Arizona. Cone was the team’s ace all year and had a 1.93 ERA in 84 innings to go along with 105 strikeouts. After much deliberation, Derek gave up his BYU commitment and signed with the Dodgers at the deadline for $150K. He explained “I was all moved in and signed a 12 month lease for an apartment in Provo when a couple days before the signing deadline I received a call saying the Dodgers would come up to my asking price.” Because Cone signed late he only pitched 4.1 innings in his professional debut with the Ogden Raptors. The Dodgers were aggressive with Derek in 2011 and put him on the Loons opening day roster, but he was relatively ineffective in his 8 appearances and was sent back to extended spring training in late May. Cone re-emerged with the Arizona Dodgers in late June, then came full circle and was sent to Ogden in mid July which is where he finished the season. Cone stepped right into the rotation and was one of the main starters for the Raptors, and while he struck out about 10.6 batters per inning he ended the season with a 5.03 ERA and a 4.34 FIP. Despite his mediocre season in 2011, the lanky right hander should still be considered a decent prospect thanks to his projectable frame and a promising curveball. As of last year his fastball was only clocked in the low 90’s, but the Dodgers believe he’ll gain velocity as he adds muscle. He also continues to work on throwing a changeup. Cone is someone who has the chance to take a big step forward in 2012 now that he has a year of experience under his belt. Still just 21 years old, he’ll probably return to Midwest League where he’ll try and improve upon his performance from 2011.

Why #35: Cone is a very projectable pitcher who is still quite young, and as mentioned he is still expected to gain some velocity on his fastball. Despite his mediocre season in 2011, I like his strikeout rate and think he has the ceiling of a middle of the rotation starter. He’s still a long way off from reaching his potential, however, but I think he could have a breakout season in 2012.

34. Justin Sellers, SS (89 games in AAA, 36 games in Majors in 2011)
Acquired via trade with Cubs in April 2009
5’10”, 160 lbs, 26 years old, bats right handed
.304 average, .937 OPS, 14 HR’s, 49 RBI’s, 3 SB’s (minor league stats only)
Pre 2011 Rank: 48; Pre 2010 Rank: 75; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Originally selected by Oakland in the 2005 draft, Justin Sellers was traded to the Cubs in February of 2009 for Michael Wuertz. He was then sent to Los Angeles for an undisclosed amount of cash and spent his first season as a Dodger in Chattanooga where he held his own went mostly unnoticed. In 2010, however, Sellers surprised a lot of people with a breakout campaign, hitting a career high 14 homers while posting a .867 OPS for the Isotopes in AAA. That got Justin invited to the Dodgers 2011 big league spring training where he was given a hard look, but eventually he was sent down to Albuquerque for the season. Sellers continued to impress with the Isotopes in 2011 as he crushed 14 more homers in 89 games, posted a .400 OB%, and had a .937 OPS. This of course earned Justin a promotion to the Dodgers when Dee Gordon went down with an injury, and he remained with the big league club for the rest of the season. While Sellers didn’t exactly impress during his time in Los Angeles with a .203 average and a .583 OPS, he became a bit of a fan favorite and showed off some of the defensive skills that originally got him drafted in the 6th round. He also demonstrated versatility as he spent time at 2nd base, 3rd base, and shortstop. While there doesn’t appear to be room for Sellers on the big league roster to start the 2012 season, you never know when injuries will occur and it seems like Justin will be one of the first players up from AAA should an infielder go down. As I mentioned last year his ceiling isn’t all that high, but he’s definitely a cheap insurance option with strong defensive skills who is worth keeping around.

Why #34: Sellers has already made it to the show, and while I think his best days are still ahead of him I don’t think he’ll really ever be more than a backup infielder without much pop. His defense should allow him to stay around the league for a while, but he might be someone who bounces around with quite a few teams before his career is done.

33. Scott McGough, RHP (20.1 IP in LoA, 5.2 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)

Drafted by Dodgers 2011, 5th round
6’0”, 170 lbs, 22.25 years old
1-5, 2.77 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, 1.97 FIP, 11.42 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Scott McGough was rated as one of the country’s best relievers heading into 2011 college season, but he didn’t quite live up to expectations during his junior season at Oregon. While he led the Ducks with a team high 31 appearances, he was a little wild and his 3.59 ERA was actually the fourth worst on the entire pitching staff. That didn’t bother the Dodgers, however, and they selected McGough in the 5th round of this past draft. Scott signed quickly for $150,000 and was initially assigned to the Raptors, but after just two weeks he was promoted to LoA. With the Loons McGough was very effective, and even finished the season as the team’s closer. He posted an outstanding FIP had a very impressive strikeout rate. In terms of his stuff, Loons pitching coach Kremlin Martinez told Hugh Bernreuter that “(McGough) throws hard, plus his slider is nasty. He’s been working on a changeup and it’s been really good. He’s used it a few times in games and it’s been effective. It gives him a third quality pitch.” To get a little more specific, Scott’s fastball sits in the mid 90’s and touches 97 mph, while his slider is more of a wipeout pitch that is usually clocked in the low 80’s. Here is a video of him throwing in college (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1ppbGz7ew). Overall, McGough is not a very big guy but he has a big arm that should move him quickly through the minor leagues. He also has good bloodlines because his dad was a minor league pitcher for the Indians for several years. In 2012 McGough will probably start off in Rancho Cucamonga, but a move to AA at some point during the season isn’t out of the question. Hard throwing relievers with 3 quality pitches don’t come around every day, so the Dodgers will want to watch Scott carefully.

Why #33: McGough’s stats in 2011 were pretty ridiculous, and as mentioned above you’ve got to love a 3 pitcher reliever who throws 97 mph. He’s not the biggest guy in the world, but he sounds like he has the ceiling of a set-up man at the big league level. Young pitchers with just 27 innings of professional experience are never sure bets, but I really like his potential.

32. Ralston Cash, RHP (Did not play in 2011 due to injury)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 2nd round
6’1”, 197 lbs, 20.5 years old
No stats in 2011
Pre 2011 Rank: 16; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Ralston Cash was probably a bit of an overdraft when the Dodgers selected him in the 2nd round of the 2010 draft, but you can’t blame the team since they spent $5.25M on their 1st round pick on Zach Lee. The Georgia prep eventually signed for $463K, and joined the Arizona Dodgers in July of 2010. Cash, the cousin of 2008 first round pick Ethan Martin, had an interesting upbringing because he was raised by his grandparents after his mother passed away in a freak car accident. Sadly Cash faced even more heartbreak this past offseason as his grandfather/adoptive father also passed away. Ralston himself actually had some trouble of his own in 2011 as he missed the entire season due to a hip injury, splitting the season between his home in Georgia and rehab in Arizona. He plans to come back at full strength in 2012, but he’ll be a year behind in his development. In terms of his stuff, Cash throws a fastball from 88-92 mph with good sink, and he has touched 94 mph. Some scouts describe his secondary stuff as fringy, while others believe his changeup and slider can one day become plus pitches. In 2012 Cash will still be just 20 years old, and given that he missed the entire 2011 season I’m guessing that he won’t be ready for a full season league. He’ll probably spend an ample amount of time in extended spring training, and then will play for the Raptors. Despite his missed season he still has a decent amount of potential, but obviously I’m not quite as high on him as I was a year ago.

Why #32: Cash is a great person with a great attitude toward life, but that doesn’t mean he’ll be a great baseball player. He has the upside of a starting pitcher at the major league level (ceiling of a #4 starter), but he’ll need to make up for lost time in 2012.

31. Ivan DeJesus, 2B (100 games in AAA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2005, 2nd round
5’11”, 200 lbs, 24.75 years old, bats right handed
.310 average, .820 OPS, 8 HR’s, 59 RBI’s, 4 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 25; Pre 2010 Rank: 13; Pre 2009 Rank: 5

Is there a more controversial Dodger prospect than Ivan DeJesus? The 2005 2nd round pick was well on his way to Los Angeles after an outstanding 2008 season in AA as a 21 year old, but as we all know a broken leg during spring training in 2009 cost him the season and has never really allowed DeJesus to return to his full potential. Ivan has spent the last two seasons in AAA, and while he’s posted very good stats for the Isotopes the reality is that he’s done most of his offensive damage at home in Albuquerque’s hitter friendly park. He is also mostly limited to 2nd base now, although he did spent some time at 3rd last season (but posted a .818 fielding %) and can play his former position of shortstop in a pinch. He did make his major league debut last season for the Dodgers when Furcal went down for an injury in April, but he was used very sparingly and managed just 6 singles in 32 at bats. He was also excluded from the September call ups, and there have been questions about his attitude and work ethic throughout his career. Overall DeJesus projects to be a gap hitter at the big league level with the potential to hit for a solid average, but he doesn’t have any speed and his defense abilities are more limited than your typical big league utility player. Unless injuries plague the rest of the roster Ivan will return to AAA in 2012 where he’ll again wait for a chance to return to Los Angeles. Given that he seems to have been passed on the depth chart Justin Sellers, however, he might have to wait for while.

Why #31: I never know where to rank DeJesus. He’s put up strong numbers at AAA but I don’t think he’ll be more than a .260 hitter at the big league level with limited power potential. Combine that with his defensive limitations and a historically poor attitude and I’m not sure how much value has to a big league team.

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My fastball is pretty much in the low 90s

From Ames mouth to Brandon’s rankings.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that's exactly why

after reading how he was getting all his strikeouts in the minor leagues, I just didn’t see it translating to success in the big leagues. also, his struggles in the AFL in both 2010 and in 2011 scare me

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

when I saw him with the Salt River Rafters, he was not that impressive.

DEFINITELY pitched to contact though.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

pitched to contact

A nice way to put “couldn’t throw the ball past guys in the Cal League”

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I read it as “they hit everything he threw.”

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

but his K rate

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

“pitched to contact”

that’s how HJ used to dance in the clubs

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

he induced a bunch of pop ups, though I did see one guy just CRANK IT up the CF wall off another pitcher, not Ames.

My favorite part of the game was the Dodger prospects making the “rally raft”.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If he can continue his excellent command as he progresses, he will be solid. You don’t need to throw upper 90s to be successful. I’m glad we have a prospect (or two with Tolleson) who can actually find the plate.

by BFDC on Feb 14, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember Mark Alexander?

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

With Tolleson he shares “Pitcher of the Year”, unlike Tolleson he could not break 90

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Talking about Ames not Tolleson. When Ames’ himself admits that he gets most of his strikeouts from people chasing bad pitches that’s not a good sign.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I just remember how ridiculous it was that he got Pitcher of the Year and was released the following summer. I dont’ really care how good a minor league you have, if no one thinks you are a prospect don’t make them pitcher of the year.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He had like one good year when he was already 26 and didn’t throw as hard as Ames. He didn’t have a track record of great control with BB/9 below 3. Ames might not have “closer” stuff, but he seems like the type of guy that every cheaper organization in a pitchers park would use and exploit the shit out of. He would be Padres gold.

by BFDC on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling Gordon won over a lot people with his 2nd call-up.

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

Very few like him

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Van Slyke is one I’m real curious to follow this year. He could be a total bust or wind up in the 1b/LF mix by midseason. Wide range of outcomes.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t they all?
Sands – could start in LF, could platoon with Loney, could end up in AAA
Gordon – will start at SS, could be a star, could be a dud, could end up in AAA
AJ Ellis – will start at C, could be adequate, could be a complete stinker, could end up on waivers

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Sands will stick as a least a reserve player in this league. Gordon has the job even if he sticks (Sellers could come in if its super-ugly). Ellis just needs to hold the fort until Fedex is ready.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’ll be more than a .260 hitter at the big league level with limited power potential.

if that is .260 / .330/.350 that is a major league utility infielder.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

would you rank a .260 big league utility player with limited power and defensive limitations any higher?

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Not with all the pitching we have.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Gordon definitely had that title last year

and this year i think he would have been up there as well

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Gordon at his worst will frustrate my brain but delight my eyes

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

gordon = monroe

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So what’s the Gordon Doctrine?

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Never play with the Southern Hemisphere?

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a sad Dee

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What makes Gordon jump?

#wkrp

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WKRP

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, why does he get a rec, when I said WKRP and made the joke?

Harumph I say, harumph!

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

For correct usage of case, apparently.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t Mess with the NL West.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That works but I was going with a skirt (delight my eyes)

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Have a hard time with Lindsay at 36

Dude is 27 and he can’t throw strikes (when he does, however, he strikes guys out).

I know the Dodger system isn’t deep, but a 27-year-old reliever who has control issues doesn’t seem worthy of a Top-40 ranking.

by FeelinKindaBlue on Feb 14, 2012 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

he’ll be beasting this summer

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

that ranking was for Phil

not really…but in all seriousness I actually thought about putting him higher. He’s obviously closer to the big leagues than most everyone on the list, and if he can get something to click he can be very good

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I only want the Wild Thing to succeed because I love the combination of bad control of nasty fastball putting jelly leg fear into hitters. McDougal can get wild around the plate but Lindsay’s wild is Ryan Duren wild.

total irrational reason for liking him.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

#37 Brandon Martinez

Nice seeing Brandon up here.

If anyone is interested, read his story. Brandon’s dad, Robert wrote a book a few years that’s really interesting…..

In my book, Born to Play; I will show you that Brandon Martinez’s disorder (Tourette Syndrome), discrimination and bad politics almost prevented my child from achieving his boyhood dream. I want to invite everyone into Brandon Martinez’s unique life. I will detail Brandon’s disorder, (Tourette Syndrome), discrimination from a school district and point out how important it is to fight for your children in both the academic and athletic arena.

by Roberto Baly on Feb 14, 2012 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

I have the book, and can give it to you next time we see each other.

It is not very well written, but is a super quick read.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

repost

ESPN to air ‘The Announcement,’ a documentary about Magic Johnson, on March 11 at 6pm. You bet your ass I will be watching.

Trailer here

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

You can’t bet your ass twice I don’t think. Ruling?

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Two cheeks, two bets. He still has an asshole in the hole

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

gross

hasn’t anyone warned out about those easy to visualize comments

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

after the tea party I felt the need to man up.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

he was betting your ass…not his

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Feb 14, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And again

I will cringe when he says he has “attained” the HIV virus

"rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"...Eric Hoffer

by BaldBilly on Feb 14, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

attained: past participle, past tense of at·tain (Verb)
Verb:
1. Succeed in achieving (something that one desires and has worked for): “he attained the rank of admiral”.
2. Reach (a specified age, size, or amount): “dolphins can attain remarkable speeds in water”

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This is Josie’s schtick.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HJ! I thought we needed to send in the corkscrews of life to save you.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I am buoyant

comes with the fat

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a few Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye IPAs last night. Really good stuff. Great label too :)

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This word is a problem in Civil and Structural engineering also. Sime people don;t know the difference between ‘attain’ and ‘obtain’.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Those sime people just don’t get it.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he was trying for a new challenge.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I know some of these names!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

I like McGough. He’s had strong results everywhere he’s pitched (minors, Oregon, Team USA), which I’d take any day over a loose cannon like Lindsay.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i like him a lot too

which is why i put him ahead of a guy like Ames. I only have a few relievers ranked ahead of him

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year Wall got moved to the bullpen and now he’s on the 40 man and looking to crack the roster. What current pitcher has struggled as a starter but appears to have the stuff to be a major league bullpen piece of those below AA.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

if you are talking about other Dodger minor leaguers

then none really come to mind…maybe Greg Wilborn but he’d be a LOOGY at best

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Patterson?

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He and Sexton and Redding seem like they could be John Elys, or any one of them may be more valuable as link a Jon Link. Either way, I hope we don’t trade any of them for Pierre.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought Patterson at first, but he hasn't struggled

Sexton’s stuff doesn’t seem like it would be good in relief, but Redding could be a good option although he didn’t struggle this year either

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, all of them had decent enough years, but will be left in the dust by the Eo/Rubby/ZLee/Webster/Gould/Withrow group, so if they are going to contribute, it would almost have to be in relief.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly question that has surely been answered here before but is it

“McGuff” or “McGoff” or “McGo”?

I assumed the middle one but wasn’t sure.

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously?

There’s already a popular game about him, if that’s the case!

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon

IDJ2 is a perfect #31 for our system. Just on the outside looking in.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Reminder: We have THREE SPOTS LEFT for the second TBLA fantasy league. Only three. So join now or forever hold your peace.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Am I wrong to be so hopeful about Dickson and Maynard?

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

I was excited when we drafted Maynard.. I totally forgot about him tho.. hope he does well.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always thought you overranked Brandon Martinez.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

you are probably right

but I really hope he proves me right

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We better not let him go anywhere else. Guys with Tourette’s kill the Dodgers.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Bet he has a book

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s called I Never Had It ASSFACE CRAPGOBLIN Easy: My Life in Baseball

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ha ha

but just checked Amazon and he does not. I’m surprised, I’d think his story would be quite amazing. Probably one of the greatest athletes of his time who had to overcome some major drugs to deal with his condition and was still able to carve out a major league career.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s Mahmoud Abdul-COCKMUNCH-Rauf to you.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

hardy-fucking-har

not funny

by UCLADodger32 on Feb 14, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah haven't we kind of discussed mocking Tourette's here before?

Come on guys, some folks may actually have it here, you know…

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Big drop for Cash, if he’s healthy I don’t see how he is behind all these relief pitchers.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

to be honest it's what he posts on his facebook that dropped him a few spots for me

I hope I’m just reading too much into it, but he just seems to lack the passion for baseball. that combined with the injury just make me worry if he’ll ever be able to come back at full strength and make the enough progress with his game to make it to the big leagues

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 14, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

God will let him know that the best way to serve him is to make lots and lots of money so he can donate his 10% into the crib. Once he gets that message his passion will come back.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

With AJ Ellis about to start the season as the Dodger starting catcher, hard to throw water on anyone at this point.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

This is what I’m wondering. Why not open up 3b to Uribe/Fields and 2b to Ellis/IDJ2? That’s not even including LF (Rivera/Sands).

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause the odds are good that Fields and IDJ2 will suck. At least with Ellis and Uribe they have a history of not sucking.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

always

not sucking always, just mostly

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Ancient history in Uribe’s case. Or at least medieval.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Feb 14, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

18 months

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, UFC fights tomorrow night on Fuel TV. Snuck up on me — Diego Sanchez vs. Jake Ellenberger.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Diego Sanchez/Clay Guida is by far the best fight I’ve ever seen.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Diego Sanchez always puts on good fights (the fight against Koscheck notwithstanding). Even his fight against Penn was entertaining even though Penn dominated the entire fight.

Sanchez has an iron chin and Ellenberger has hands of stone. Should be a hell of a fight.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Favorite stat from Sanchez/Penn: Strikes landed by Diego – 9, Times BJ punched himself after he won – 11.

Diego is always exciting but I’m seeing a really bad decision coming out of this if Ellenbarger can’t finish.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like BBRef has fixed whatever was screwed up with the OPS+ formula. It was fun while it lasted.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Oooh, a “private signing.”

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right. Dude was 18 years old.

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and the descendants are Octopi lurking for the right moment to reveal themselves and take over the reefs of Mondovia.

Josie will now inform me that Octopi is considered by some to be pedantic and the correct plural is Octopuses but I don’t care. Octopi has pizzaz and pizzaz like pizza trumps all.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I am pulling for the day that Josie

will be over-employed that she isn’t now busy looking the origins of Octopi and Mayans.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean shoggoths right?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Here shown

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

First they invented basketball and now this?

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dudes build a space aged underwater city, but still get the shit kicked out of them by the Spaniards on horses

Thanks a lot ET, you could have left me with the recipe for gun powder!

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Spaniards conquered the Aztecs. The Mayans died out from overpopulation and overuse of local natural resources.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

and Aliens and Predators

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

90 minute I could have spent better.

by Grimjack on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the one in the Artic cave.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't hate it

but seriously the fact that they walked up those huge steps and no one reacted to the huge weird statues really bugged me

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The rich leader reminds me of Josh want to be Dodger owner

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The Aztecs were better musicians than the Mayans.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

well the empire was down, but they still had some large thriving city states at that time, which the Spanish did rape and pillage with reckless abandon

and I thought that no one really knows exactly why the mayan disappeared and those ideas are simply conjecture

or so I remember, I could be wrong, I was making a funny

you are pissing all over some Humma rule or something

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Or they were simply eaten by the aliens, who only left mankind alone because they found the taste fishy and they could get that anywhere.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

interstellar chic fil-a’s

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is the screenplay for this?

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I saw it on Johnny Quest or Dr. Who

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

new post below this one

There is a sponsored post about Yahoo Fantasy Baseball below this one.

http://www.truebluela.com/2012/2/14/2798528/dodgers-2012-fantasy-baseball

No need to move the commenting there, but feel free to comment there if you want.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

Good chicken sandwich. Should be open Sundays.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

god evidently wants you to eat beef on Sundays

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

you picked the right part of the chix Eric

you have been paying attention

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never had it.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

prepare to be underwhelmed

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

How does one prepare for that?

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

life

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

beef stroking off!

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

A pun right up my alley!

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Choke the Chic Fil A

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

And we cum full circle……………

by Grimjack on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

party foul

15 yards for gross spelling

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Once every 36 months, when I am loney and sad, in an airport far from home, and I feel like hating myself a little bit

then it is perfect

I like the breakfast too

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

aren’t we encouraging this kind of behavior by responding to it?

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There is

one down the street from you now.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I have thus avoided

the smell is both attractive and gross. Not unlike stripper perfume

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

when I am loney and sad

How did this typo get by unmolested?

Still chasing the dream of mediocrity

by Humma Kavula on Feb 14, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

because you weren’t around Chester the Molester

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandwich is tasty, politics less so depending on your point of view.

by JonWeisman on Feb 14, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

any politics on my plate is far too salty for me

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Jon just came by to shake up our only rule because of how much fun we have with is rules.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, sometimes DT is just too confining!

by JonWeisman on Feb 14, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I am still waiting to be romanced

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you know, I always like to handcraft your card.

by JonWeisman on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Since Saturday I have been calling it where everyone knows your name but nobody knows the rules

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe, because she isn’t a cretin like the rest of us, she doesn’t need to know the rules, maybe because she is a lady, she simply embodies them

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh right, MARY walks on fucking water.

TBLA male players drooling over Mary’s pitches
Maddz – SSS
Josie – yeah, bet she can’t face plant
Maddz – bet she can’t zoomba
Josie – bet she can’t spell otorhinolaryngological
Maddz – bet she can’t do 35 pushups in 20 seconds
Josie – bet she hates soccer

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I was wondering if I should continue to practice pitching.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d work more on that throw to 2nd base:)

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

throw would have been fine but Brent wasn’t where I thought he’d be so I tried to hold onto it and couldn’t. That play comes as natural as can be on a baseball field but on a smaller diamond the timing is far quicker for me and develops slower for the infielders.

Otherwise, yeah, that was ugly. I should have just gone to first with it when i saw he wasn’t there

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a play that comes together due to playing together

we make that play and we drink champagne out of pretty girls high heels for the next 3 days

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping you were laughing instead of rationalizing. The difference in distance fucks up hardball players.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i laughed.

i’ve been making that play and the botched backhand in my head for two days.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If you had made the play I would not have been able to witness the journey home and Bobby would be a hero. Who wants to live in that world?

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t that play after the comeback?

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

In my world, that would have been to much to live with. Literally. I would still be hearing about ‘The hit that won the game’ in April.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no one wants that

I don’t know how to handle the hero role :)

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon is still a hero for throwing someone out at the plate. I’m only taking partial credit for getting to the right spot (I think you called it pitcher training) to know it was on line and not try to relay it home.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That play was awesome

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

TBLA needs to find a ‘ringer’ pitcher. (among its posters, of course). A good pitcher is they key to winning in low arc slowpitch softball.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary and I played with pitching for about 10 minutes

He was pretty damn good in that game, if he spent another hour he’d be deadly

and I was decent myself

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I threw nothing but screwballs. By the next tournament, I’ll have the curve and be able to throw strikes. Pitching is not something I’m prepared to be bad at yet.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Anything that gets you off 3rd base. Plus being a tall pitcher the line drives have to high to be out of the box.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to rage when your peeing into your depends

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But you two are far better fielders, and are needed elsewhere.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

about that

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

my defense saturday ranged from “HOLY CRAP HOW DID HE MAKE THAT PLAY” in the first game to “holy crap how did HE make that play?” in the other games

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I would never hate on Mary, having seen her, she’s awesome.

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

read young buck

and I hope you are thusly shamed for abandoning the goodly thrice down in his time of need

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He's so secretive he didn't even tell me! lol

It’s probably so he can continue his sleuthing ways.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If only Google existed

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

People are hinting it

I expect I can get some kind of short recap.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chik+fil+a+politics

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yes?

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t discuss politics but okay to post a link to politics? Let Bobby work for his knowledge, if he’s interested he’ll find out, if not his problem not ours.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

this is what I meant by “too close”

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you click on that link?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I did not

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

it is hysterical

that part is true

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ok

to me he seemed to be asking for an explanation, which obviously to me would cross the line. So instead I linked him to a google search. I’m sorry if that crossed the line.

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

mostly think I think they were trolling Bobby for not knowing what google is

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I took it. And laughed heartily.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the day crew is safe

at night time we are well into an ugly conversation that ends up on the cutting room floor

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

funny, I have never loved you more

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

gfy!

:)

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Google?

It’s all about Yahoo Search!

/inferior technology

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the misspelling in the Google search too.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The closet one to me is at USC In-Line on Figueroa. What the hell is “In-Line”?

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

a kind of skate, favored by dorks and those who wish they lived in Minneapolis

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

but that’s not important right now

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Jon is old:)

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Best shape of career though.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

this deserves something

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

A Jon Weisman Bobblehead

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Would love to see any of you. I’ve been wondering what to do, if anything, for the occasion, but the events of Saturday sort of spurred me into action.

by JonWeisman on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, look at that good looking young fella next to Mr. Timmermann

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Weisman appreciation night at Big Wangs Hollywood. 8pm Sat Feb 18, I will buy the first 4 pitchers of beer.

by Grimjack on Feb 14, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I get the feeling Grimjack

as an appreciation night at Big Wangs every week.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

we are just his foils

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that he is down with the first 4 pitchers

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a generous man, twice as generous as HJ:)

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

HJ would offer the first round of bourbon.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

My purchase was informed by my trusty

Beer to drinker to time of day ratio

One less pitcher and we would not have screamed at DT so loudly as they played, one more pitcher and we would have slept on a warm sunny hillock, peaceful bliss interrupted by the occasional foul bar

one more pitcher after that, and we’d still be there looking for your windbreaker

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent reasoning.

I want Jon to know I was the 100 ways to play softball yell. Anything not funny but mean came from SOSG, anything funny came from us.

True Story

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Must buy Hip Waders.

by Grimjack on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

it doesn’t hang that low so quit flattering yourself with the …..

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

……………………………………………Sure is deep too.

by Grimjack on Feb 14, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I will state

that the knee pad comments were from SOSG.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

in all of Dodgerblogdom

there is no better character witness than BH

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The heckles were funny, but the one that made me laugh the most was the one in which the guy stumbled over the words so much that it took forever to get out. At first I thought it was David Young, but I could easily be wrong.

by JonWeisman on Feb 14, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

I do have funny thoughts

I do have trouble articulating these funny thoughts

However given the hammered state of the SOSG, I believe they were your perps.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The best was when someone (delias?) yelled at Xeifrank to stay on topic. I was rolling.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

AJ did

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s right. Twas brilliant.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 14, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There were so many heckles, I lost track and probably didn’t even realize the one(s) meant for me.

by Xeifrank on Feb 14, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You gonna drink those 4 all yourself or are you gonna share?

by KellyStephen on Feb 14, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fie on you sir, I will share all of the beer.

by Grimjack on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like Bob is sitting on the aisle

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

by his facial expression he looks like he’s sitting on something

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

must have been the hat

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe I will be at that game!

by BFDC on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Currie Teaparty consisted of:
Meatballs shaped like hearts
Brownies shaped like hearts
Sandwiches shaped like hearts
My gingerbread limbless brownies got ooh’s and aah’s
Everything was going smooth until I told them the Bountiful Buffy story. They took away my teaparty card and sent me on my way.

Women

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

meatballs shaped like hearts?

that seems odd to me, probably because at that point they are no longer balls.

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

more like Captain BeefHeart

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by BaldBilly on Feb 14, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

probably because at that point they are no longer balls.

71.3% of married men simply nodded yes to this without knowing why.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers bidders to meet with MLB’s ownership committee in early March.

“What we will be doing is vetting the various groups presented to the committee, and that’s in the process of being done now,” said Atlanta Braves chairman emeritus Bill Bartholomay, the ownership committee chairman. “Then they’ll be meetings, background checks, and things of this kind will be taking place. That’s a process that will take some time, but it will be done expeditiously.”
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Bartholomay said the committee will investigate “very deep” into not just the lead individuals of the groups, but also the proposed limited partners and corporations that plan to invest.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

they’ll be meetings?

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

haha damn. Not the response I expected but ok

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Im just happy because I found my new way of doing Vday… get it done early like christmas shopping. I took day off work, took my valentine to olive garden, starbucks, then other stuff, and now im done with another 4 hours left til game time. I shall never work another Valentines Day again!

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

you took her to Olive Garden?

Do you hate her?

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Its not about what we want

its about what she wants.

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes you have to be told what you want is bad.

Gary gets told this every time he suggests Denny’s. NO. BAD.

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to know I only ever say Denny’s to ruffle your feathers

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shut upt

you unironically love it

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing is an aphrodisiac like Moons Over My Hammy

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

great at 4am

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

on hobowatch

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

a 3AM it is fun

Moons over my hammy

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

damnit

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It ain’t Norms

Hey, you like Weilers, you should try that for breakfast.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Norms on La Cienega gets creepy

I like Canter’s for late night madness and food

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like Weilers, but I don’t live over there anymore :(

now I do dupars

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

As frequented by Conan O’Brien, per his appearance on The Nerdist podcast.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The girl im with, we work together, and since it was 1130 she actually suggested IHOP… but I said you deserve way better then that…. plus im not having you tell everyone at work tomorrow I took you to IHOP for Vday.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

the way you write as Vday is ripe

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

its subjective

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

All romantic days start with unlimited soup salad and breadsticks for just 6.99.

Then again I can’t say shit I’m gettin burritos and scrubbing sinks tonight.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no clue why anyone has a problem with Dennys

No one says it’s gourmet food, it’s just pretty good, cheap food.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

its not that good

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dennys and IHOP are good for breakfast IMO, but its not what I think of when thinking of lunch or dinner though. I do miss it back in the day after a club or party though.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Disclaimer:

I only eat breakfast items from Dennys.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re missing out on the fish and chips then.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s incredibly bad.


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by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I hope you slap him across the nose with a rolled-up paper when you do that.


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by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This, the snobby elite fail to understand the general population is fairly happy with their choices.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm trolling him

I love unlimited soup and salad

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think for non-Italians is a nice experience at a fair price

Kinda like when I eat at, um, somewhere ethnic that isnt my ethnicity

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Taco Bell

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

taco bell drools

del taco rules

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

right. My italian friends hate it, think the breadsticks are too salty, the food in general is too salty they think. I think Olive Garden is closer to real Italian the Macaroni Grill though, but I could be wrong.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Macaroni Grill = horrific

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

who knows at that point

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Then Macaroni Grill must be fucking slop.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

slop needs loving too

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Both are equally far from “real Italian”. The ingredients are Macaroni Grill are, I think, of better quality than Olive Garden.

When forced into Olive Garden, I try to make it lunch of soup, salad, breadsticks.

As far as the names go: Olive Garden >>>>>> Macaroni Grill


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by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

zach-lee!

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

also fat

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

or overweight

fat is insensitive

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Really

you can’t give up a lousy Lakers vs. Hawks game

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont give up any games, period, which is why I am divorced, and why I dont live with my current gf… I dont care, im not going to give up my sports, its non negotiable. I rather just be single and alone then give up sports.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

before I was divorced I was real bad though. pregame, then real game, then postgame, then I would replay the game again, to moments of the game I really enjoyed. She couldnt stand it lol…. only big games though, not for every game

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Girls come and go but the Lakers are constant

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS MY LINE!!… everytime a girl has gotten upset over be watching a Laker game, I say, baby, ive known you 5 years, but ive known the Lakers my whole life, who you think comes 1st??

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

“I was a Laker fan before you and I’ll be a Laker fan after you”

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The Lakers were Champions before I met ya, and they will be Champions after you are long gone

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, besides, you gotta draw the line from the beginning. Soon as I miss one game, then she’ll want me to miss another, then another. Soon I wont get to see any dam games. That said, I have missed games before im kidding. Seriously I just wanted to get my Valentines Day done early because the later it gets, the more packed things get. Thats how I know im getting old now, I avoid crowds.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at my friends house when this gal he was dating complained about the dog on the couch

He told her it was the dog’s house, not hers and then threw her out and said never call me again

I laughed for days, her face was totally shocked

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't mess with a man's dog

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

she was hot, but not as hot as she thought

it was time

and it was just

I enjoyed it and am grateful that I got to witness it

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There should be video.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is similar to the story

the USC gal told us at the wine bar (in reverse).

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to drop a girlfriend

because she wanted me to get rid of my dogs. I said someone’s leaving, guess which one.

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by mleadman on Feb 14, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t let the smooth taste fool ya!

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

haha she likes olive garden and I dont care what anyone says that shit is good. I was there 1130 and still had to wait a half hour for a table. I bet by dinner time tonight it will be an hour and a half wait time…. point of this is im not the only one that likes OG… its better then Mimis Cafe.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m taking GScott to a bar. I guess I can’t say I am the classiest of VDay dates.

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Mimi’s Cafe is uniquely awful.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And

The Kettle is (really a different Mimi’s).

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I really dislike the Kettle, but it is a Manhattan Beach mainstay amongst the locals.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LeeRoy’s across the street sucks, too.

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

By across the street, I mean in Monrovia.

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

anywhere near Whittier?

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Leeroys is good

I like their pancakes

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by mleadman on Feb 14, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The ex's favorite restaurant

Fuck that place, i hated their food.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

When you’re there, you’re family.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

wrong wrong wrong wrong

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah for olive garden!

I’m taking my friend there later then the movies, I can’t wait for Olive Garden, no lunch today in preperation for all the Fettuccine Alfredo I will have.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m taking my friend there later then the movies

Friend?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Cody:)

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Cory? lol

No, he’s got a date with 5 hours worth of classes tonight, sucker.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s why G and I are doing real valentine’s this weekend.

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha. I bet Cody gets at least four points tonight.

OH!

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Knew I shouldn’t have posted that after I hit post., lol. The girl that I like and has a pretty mutual interest in me is in semester going to Hong Kong University at the moment.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was Italy first, but we hung out that night over the summer where the application was due and watched True Grit instead of actually getting the info ready to go, haha.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Coincidence? I think not.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You met her, you know she’s too good for me, hahah.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Olive Garden = Fake Italian food

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Fake Italian food

they just make up dishes

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not really a fan, but I don’t get this criticism. If they make food people like, how can it be fake? What does that even mean. It’s real food that people enjoy. Why the standard to be authentic?

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

because of how they advertise themselves

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

course

I don’t really expect them to advertise themselves as foux italian, but thats what gets folks riled up. I’m sure plenty of the folk who eat there think its authenticish

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m shocked they don’t go for the “We make average food for average people” campaign.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Covers it well.

I debated this (with myself) for quite some time and, ultimately, decided that the Olive Garden is the poster child of chain restaurants that just don’t do authentic. I thought about it this way: If I had an Italian relative come to visit, would I ever dare take him to the Olive Garden?

The answer, of course, is… not a chance in hell.

And it’s not just because the pasta is very generic and Americanized. It’s because they really try to sell the Italian aspects of the chain (“Hospitaliano!” “When you’re here, you’re family!”) which makes their culinary failures even more exaggerated.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If you have an Italian relative, you are no longer Olive Garden’s target demographic

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahha

wrong

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

no but seriously

my grandma is italian. You know who likes olive garden? My family.

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You are most white bread Italian living in America. You do not turn green

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that you are calling me white

the rest over my head

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s subjective

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

well played

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

An enormous segment of the population considers itself Italian.

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

if you actually live in SoCal, you have no god damn reason to shop at Hollister. You aren’t their target demographic

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it means that the dishes do not exist in Italian food

so while I think it is fine for folks to eat there and enjoy it, I also know that there is nothing called chicken alfredo supremo

they could just make regular italian dishes poorly like a Maggiano’s or a Buca di Beppo

but they just make shit up

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I’m arguing just to argue at this point (because I don’t even like Olive Garden) but if somebody creates something, it exists.

Do you complain about any of the excellent fusion restaurants in Los Angeles who create their own dishes?

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but they’re advertised as “fusion” :)

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, this appears to be the most common answer, so I’ll accept it.

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sticking with advertising/presentation on this

if a place calls themselves fusion, theres a certain amount of honesty there. Of course fusion is more palatable to people then foux italian I would think.

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

when Dominos makes fun of your advertisements, you know you’ve lost the culture war

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

no, because they aren’t turning my culture into Disney land

Olive garden runs commercials saying that it sends its chefs to Italy to learn the secrets of blah, blah, blah

People can eat there, people can like it

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU LEAVE DISNEYLAND OUT OF THIS

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

like that time when LA bulldozed Chinatown to build Union Station, then rebuilt it down the street with sets from Cecil B Demille movies

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not an expert, but isn’t this a hipster response of sorts?

“Italian food was better back in the day”

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

This is the age of the best Italian food in the history of America and you can get it all over at many price points

my thing, again, is that while they sell the experience as italian, the dishes are not simply prepared poorly. My thing is that the dishes exist outside of the italian culinary experience. They are not italian because no one has ever eaten them in italy

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it.

I wonder if this is how Mexican Americans feel about places like Taco Bell or Chinese Americans about places like Panda Express (though it’s not a perfect comp because neither place markets itself as authentic)

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

no one can make a tortilla like a mother-in-law Mexican. I miss my MIL but I might miss her tortilla’s more.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

so much this

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I don’t like it either. I think the food sucks. I was more surprised about the passionate responses based on misleading commercials (which is odd since that’s the point of every commercial of every product)

by Michael White on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its a combination of that

the fact that people actually think of them as italian, and that they are expensive and suck and you could get better at a million other places including mom and pop stores and we are all hipster snobs.

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

which is odd since that’s the point of every commercial of every product

Yes, this is the strange part.

I myself was shocked when I switched to State Farm and never got a hand.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because that’s Allstate.

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by Nolij on Feb 15, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reason Olive Garden (I know of it mostly through ads) is deeply offensive to real Italian culture. Kind of like Mickey Rooney playing a Chinese character.

by kinbote on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Or like Mickey Rooney making Chinese food

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

or like Juan Uribe pretending to be a Dodger 3rd baseman

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

what asshole hates a place because it's not truly authentic italian food

Though I see you think it’s not real food anyway, lol.

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

just wear the asshole tag with pride, phil

I know I am

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS is what gets the Hey Now? lol

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

name calling is rude

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lmao

You’re right, I’m sorry Nolander (and other said assholes)

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

my rule of thumb

is if I can make it better, I won’t order

I can make shitty Italian food all by myself. For free. :)

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

this is my reasoning for not going to Olive Garden. Also poverty.

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

my issue with them is mostly price

like… shit why so expensive. Its bread and more bread!

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

that seafood portofino plate was 18.25… but it has mussels, shrimp, and scallops

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

did you enjoy it?

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The most important question goes unanswered

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yeah I enjoyed it. I get it everytime I go. Maybe thats why I dont really know how crappy OG is, im faithful to the portofino, salad, and breadsticks. But its the best thing they make IMO.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

all that matters.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

this wasnt spagetti and meatballs I had here, its seafood portofino!!!

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

perfect example

There is no such thing as seafood Portofino that they eat in Portofino

and even worse, they have a “Seafood Alfredo”

a cardinal sin in Italian cuisine is NEVER EAT FISH WITH CHEESE. If you ask for cheese on your fish dish in Italy they will refuse.

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

right…. Im not sure if they still do, but my italian friends use to drive down to somewhere Long Beachish, and grab some mussels, and then cook pasta and these mussels on the beach. I never did get to do this with them. Christmas eve with Italians is the best, because it pure seafood being served basically. Calamari is my favorite, I never get Calamari for Olive Garden if it makes you feel any better haha

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

that reminds me, Joe, my aunt asked if she could try your mussels recipe.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

was talking to her today, she said she just got into liking mussels, but she lives in San Jose so I assume they don’t know jack about how to cook mussels, and I mentioned you had just posted a picture of mussels you made lately, and she asked me to ask you how you made them.

It’s not crazy, I think.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

steam and wine

?
profit

(just a guess)

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Garlic

white wine, parsley, you could chop some shallots.

should do the trick.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

about right

clean mussels – remove beard

cook shallots and garlic until translucent in olive oil – can add some butter if you like that flavor

toss mussels into hot oil, toss them around for a bit

water or chx broth & a cup or two of white wine

parsley or thyme is nice

steam until they open

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

mussels – remove beard

I didn’t know mussels were hiding that they were gay.


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by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Scott (the chef who runs Scarpetta) and a judge on Chopped got really hot when someone put cheese on a seafood pasta dish.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with the no cheese on seafood rule, but Scott is my least favorite Chopped judge. Such a douche.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I found his pasta to be technically very good, but a little soul less

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have Josie steal the groceries for you? :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, I see what you did there.

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s gonna be reeeeal difficult making pasta putanesca with one cookie ; )

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

According to Pauly D, chicken parmasean isnt a real Italian dish, they dont serve it when Jersey Shore went to Italy… I did not know that.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

chicken tikki marsala is not a real indian dish :)

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

x

http://i.imgur.com/u4JSG.jpg

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

this is probably a Josie Phact, I was told this by an overweight gay chef

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

is “gay” relative to the sentence?

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

relative in California and Massachusetts only.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

this could have been worded funnier

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

as much as overweight is

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by mleadman on Feb 14, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

was the chef a mouse?

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

he's my friend!

he once told me “you may be a princess, but I’m a queen. I outrank you” good times.

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a great line.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

stolen from a movie

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Pad Thai

was probably a variation of a Chinese noodle dish sold on the streets but in the 30s and 40s, there was a movement to make a national dish.

Ketchup though was not part of the traditional ingredients.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There is ketchup in Pad Thai? Man that just ruined it for me.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

oh MAN

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a Thai Fighter

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

honey, I was eating Pad Thai long before there was a PF Changs

I think a dish of that style has long been a staple in that part of the world

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that you’ll eat a 65% soy hamburger/taco, but Olive Garden is your Mason-Dixon line

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a bit more knowledge on this subject.

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, are you Italian? Did we just find out another Silverwidow fact? HE’S ITALIAN! HE HAS A BEARD, I THINK I REMEMBER!

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

del taco ain't pretentious

it knows what it is and doesn’t try to lie to you

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So Dijon Chicken? They play vaguely Middle eastern.

by Grimjack on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fake food is the best

I love der weinerschnitzel

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

the original is down the street from my house, in Wilmington : )

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

a girl with you, out on Vday, is like

WHEN? BOBBY WHEN?

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

For Bobby’s sake he can change Saturday, he did get the game winning hit and he did catch the ball and tag the winning run out at home. Was carried off the field

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Only ONE MORE SPOT for the second TBLA fantasy baseball league. Come one, come all. Well, only one. Because we only need one more. Go here.

by fbihop on Feb 14, 2012 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

Both you and Josie have done a great job of selling your product. I never thought you get a full second group.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

they are good

I have let the cursor hover the “Go here” about 6 times

though not good enough to actually click it

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s had me tempted to join the second league for two days, but managing more than one team is rough and makes watching games impossible.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

you should do it and do it as Taco

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It would make his team way too easy to hack.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

fantasy baseball

the best part is the draft
The worst part is everything else.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

password is gscottowns

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

awww reply fail

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god i'm getting old

I am sitting maybe 10 feet away from the whiteboard and canNOT make out the writing on the board

those glasses cannot come soon enough

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

For ten years I needled Verdell because she had to start using reading glasses. With her short arms she could no longer hold the paper far enough to read it. Now I need them. Payback is a bitch.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

the worst part about this is that i had to legit convince my mom i actually needed them.

they should be here in a week

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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

is stouffers lasagna fake italian food?

I need to know the answer to this.

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

Probably

but I know that you know that it is fucking awesome

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

shockingly good for something out of the freezer

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Stouffers french bread pizza FTMFW

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to stuff my face with this as a youngin’

by silverwidow on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it has been 15 years since I had one.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

the french don't eat those?

my life is ruined

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

stouffers is bunk… besides, who they tryin to feed with those small ass portions? I guess not me.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no, just bad Italian food

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

While we’re really loosely on the subject anyone been to The Tasting Kitchen on Abbott Kinney? I know their bartender is great but never had the food.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

I thought the whole point of America was to take from the old country and make it better.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

better is the operative term here

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by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

not better, but to make it “ours”.

You know who in the world, throughout history, has been the best at taking from the cultures it finds and making it into it’s own? Fucking Italians.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and I really like McGough's prospects, too. He may be a reliever "only" but he could be a good one

I remember reading a couple of previews of him last year including this one:
http://riveraveblues.com/2011/05/2011-draft-scott-mcgough-49312/

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Is he fake Irish or Scottish

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish he would stop advertising himself one way.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Why you little...

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by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I ate some authentic Japanese food last night

Oden. Which consists of several ingredients such as boiled eggs, daikon radish, konnyaku, and processed fish cakes stewed in a light, soy-flavoured dashi broth.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Is this the site of the much bandied about softball tournament?

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by BaldBilly on Feb 14, 2012 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like my grade school playground

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by mleadman on Feb 14, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

remember when the Dodgers were the biggest recipient of the players from the DR

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by BaldBilly on Feb 14, 2012 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

had our own academy

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by meercatjohn on Feb 14, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait for that International Draft, then everyone’s Domincans will suck equally.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

can International players enter the MLB draft like in the NBA or MLS?

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep - the only players eligible for the draft are

residents of the United States, Canada, or a U.S. territory such as Puerto Rico. Players from other countries are not subject to the draft, and can be signed by any team (unless they are current members of college teams in the aforementioned countries).

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know actually, but it’s not really relevant since the good ones get signed long before they’d be draft eligible.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure that was true

the Pirates are one team that did a good job with Latin players.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

they did an even better job using rule 5 to steal them

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember that for the last 15 years of O'Malley ownership and until Dan Evans hired

Logan White, the Dodgers had a poorly run and crony infested farm system administration.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Laker tickets

My Sister has Laker tickets for a night when my nephew is playing in playoff game – so she can’t use them

she wants to know

Section 218
Row 9
Seat 15/16

She will sell at face value for $180 bucks OR would like to trade them for a future game

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

that seems like a lot of money for the Lodge section

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Forgot - Lakers vs Phoenix 2/17

90 bucks a seat is what the ticket says

She paid 220 for the pair

She tried to give them to me, but I am in India

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

$90

is the retail price per seat.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, why you think our crowd sucks?

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

sport shouldn’t be about making tons of money, it should be about poor folk getting drunk and yelling a lot : )

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They dont have to be drunk, but showing they are alive wouldnt be so bad. Wish we had a Blazer, Jazz, or Thunder kinda crowd.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There are two parts to this

one, Staples is not built to be very intimidating and the acoustics are set up where you have to be pretty loud for the whole game to make a difference.

two, I have never thought that those crowds made the game any better, just different.

I will add though the best crowd at a sporting event I have been to was the Korea v. Japan World Baseball Classic game, that crowd was just cheering (no booing) for the entire 9 innings. Really great.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it makes it better for the home team. I know players dont like to admit it, but seems to be the loudness of those places can bother the road team.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But you are right on how Staples was built. Though Mason and ireland think if you put the fans in the 300 section down at courtside, it would make a difference.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I also think its just an event in LA, a place rich people go because they can, or where people who arent even fans go because they were offered free tix through a vendor or from their boss.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

home team cheering for you and away team cheering against you makes a big difference.

If you’re one of those guys who plays against the away crowd in a “Screw You” manner, it has affected you. If you’re a guy who likes the love of the home fans, it has affected you.

The crowd matters, you’re right.

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by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that must mean the lakers are the best

they sell the most tickets for hte most money!!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Worthington’s Law.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“Now he’s about as dumb as Einstein. Way to go Einstein.”

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I just realized this means Juan Pierre is better than 98% of active players. Hooray.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

the Kobe vs. Magic argument is moot now, Kobe makes way more than that loser ever made

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick Van Exel is an assistant coach for the Hawks, I did not know this.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

making more money per year than magic made in any single year of his career i bet.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

star wars prequels made a lot of money, probably more than the first three, therefore they are the best star wars movies

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

no way The Artist deserves “Best Picture”, Ghostrider 2 made way more money

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I am going to use the Joey Joe maxim for all things forever

by Hollywood Joe on Feb 14, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my sister's pissed at me

she was talking about the controversial establishment of Dodger Stadium in “Ceasar’s Ravine”

I lol’d

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 5:50 PM PST reply actions  

is she mad at the City of Los Angles for using eminent domain to kick out the residents before Dodger Stadium was even a thing?

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yes.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

why? thats like 50 years ago, oh well…. eventually, we have to move on.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

oh Hris

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s fair. They also tore down the Beach Boys’ house

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, needs of many over needs of a few…heard that on walking dead last night, so im going with that. AEG can bulldoze my home to build an NFL stadium anytime!.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Italians still trying to make everything their own. First Africa, now Major League Baseball.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

wrong spelling of Caesar

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares if you misspell a word when it’s the wrong word entirely.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

any LA Kings fans in here? Would be sweet if Kings could get Rick Nash.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

he old, no?

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

29 or so i think

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by Ivdown on Feb 14, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

then it would be sweet, sure why not.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, he is 27, a winger, and can put the puck in the net, something Kings need badly. He’s one of the best in the NHL… But Columbus sucks, and is rumored to be open to trading him. He has a no trade though. Id love for the Kings to get him, but not sure if they have the assets needed, or what it would cost exactly, or if he even wants to come to LA.

by uschris0304 on Feb 14, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I won't really argue this

UCLA must be the best university in the U.S. since it consistently gets the most applications (last year over 57,000)

by bhsportsguy on Feb 14, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

woah woah woah woah. woah. This is absurd

Schools should be ranked by their endowment, obvs.

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they should be ranked by coolest acronym.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

so Princeton?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Feb 14, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

South Carolina.

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by regfairfield on Feb 14, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What was the TBLA Softball Team A/Team B verdict? I thought for a bunch of guys and gals who have either played very little or never before, we played well, but a Team A and B would be interesting.

You're not yet drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

by G.Scott on Feb 14, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

I think we’re getting a bit ahead of ourselves. First let’s see when the next tournament is scheduled for. Then let’s see how many sign up. If there’s enough teams, we can see if we want to do Varsity/JV or try and find an even balance

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the A & B format works well.

It’ll be like that Trivia episode of the office where the shitty team kicks ass.

And i’ll be the glorious error-prone right fielder that almost loses every game for Team B.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Feb 14, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What about just having our own softball game on a Saturday at a park of our choosing? Not quite as exciting as on the replica ball fields but it is free and we won’t have to use their questionable rules.

by BKnapp on Feb 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

God I suck at replying.

by BKnapp on Feb 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked facing pitchers I could hate in my head, so I appreciate someplace big enough to accommodate enough people for me to hate some of them.

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there’s someone you could learn to hate here. We could get rid of the rule where you can’t hit the ball back to the pitcher. In fact, we could even award runs for hitting the pitcher with a line drive.

by BKnapp on Feb 14, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Fly me out there and I’ll pitch while wearing a Boise State shirt. She’ll want to kill me.

by VegasBlues on Feb 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I can pitch if it helps

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 7:34 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

So can I

Being a college student who decided he didn’t want to go to Berkeley.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Feb 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

We did this

/ItWasTotesMyIdeaAndIWasProudWhenItHappened.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Feb 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeremy Lin struck again

by Eric Stephen on Feb 14, 2012 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

some of the fan twitter after the game was hilarious! they are really sticking it to Floyd. my favorite …

If Mayweather was asian, he’d make love to a panda.

by Venergy on Feb 14, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

RyanWeiss: RT @espn: Jeremy Lin has now scored 130 points in his first five starts. He’s passed @SHAQ for the most since the ABA-NBA merger. #LinSanity

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently

the report of the $1000 fine for throwing a football at the beach was dead wrong, and in fact the new ordinance replaces a 40 year old ban on throwing balls at the beach entirely (never enforced). The new ordinance just says you have to get permission from the lifeguard first, or face the fine. It also includes a regulation that holes dug at the beach can be no more than 18 inches deep.

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

Damned internet!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 14, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently KCBS reported it wrong first, then it spread via the internet. Fucking traditional media news outlets!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s twice now that CBS has shown they can’t handle breaking news

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Lin

27pts 11 assists..GW 3 at the buzzer

by Joey Joe on Feb 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

How many foot-pounds of work does it take to throw a baseball 90 mph? A baseball weighs 5 oz, or 0.3125 lb.

Heh, lookit my Math 21B question.

I wish it would accept “more than the output of my body”

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Feb 14, 2012 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

you really turned down the greatest university on earth to go to Cow U?

by Josie Becker on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he wants to stick his hand up horse butts for the rest of his life

if so uc davis was the right choice

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Chemical Engineering

I just don’t like the atmosphere.

If i was a rabid textbook-humping future astronaut or whatever i might have bothered to apply.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Feb 14, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

In fairness, textbooks are dynamite in the sack. Also, I majored in Sports and was a non-athlete.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Feb 15, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Had to make a last minute dessert for dinner tonight and highly recommend

the Ghiradelli dark chocolate brownie mix. Serve ‘em with strawberries. Don’t overcook the brownies. Win win.

Too many left over though. Wish I could hand em out to y’all.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 14, 2012 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

i also wish you could habd that to me

by court168627 on Feb 14, 2012 8:35 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

may it be served to you

by shirtless Andre

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 14, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

put peanut butter chips in there is the real secret.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Feb 14, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

ghiradelli mix is definitely the best brownie mix out there

or you can put on your big girl (guy) pants and make em from scratch!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Feb 15, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

If it is 6 A.M. or later on 2/15

There’s a new post up.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 PM PST reply actions  

Oooh – a CNPUT – a Conditional New Post Up Top. Sounds dirty, but useful. A FNPUT at the time of writing.

As it’s now 6:50 am – thanks! See you there.

by berkowit28 on Feb 15, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

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