First off, I have to apologize for not being able to make it to the draft last night. I fully planned on it, but an emergency with my girlfriend's car forced me to miss the draft. At least she bought me a beer out of it. And my punishment was to have my team auto-drafted.

To avoid bugging the rest of TBLA, I suggest keeping the talk about the fantasy baseball league to this thread, but I have a feeling you all will ignore me.

Without further ado, here are the rosters for all the teams that each include some weird names at the end that I'm pretty sure are no longer in the league. But that's what you'll get in a 14-person league.

Burqueño (fbihop)

C - Geovany Soto

1B - Kevin Youkilis

2B - Ian Kinsler

3B - Jose Bautista

SS - Erick Aybar

OF - Michael Bourn

OF - Corey Hart

OF - Nick Swisher

U - Brett Lawrie

U - Paul Goldschmidt

SP - Cole Hamels

SP - Edwin Jackson

SP - Scott Baker

RP - John Axford

RP -Joakim Soria

P - Rafael Betancourt

P - Frank Francisco

P- Erik Bedard

P - Daniel Bard

Bench

OF - Austin Jackson

1B/OF - Mitch Moreland

OF - Delmon Young

3B - Lonnie Chisenhall

SS - Zack Cozart

SP - Julio Teheran

Dee Gordon's Flattop (courts1686267)

C - Yadier Molina

1B - Mark Texeira

2B - Rickie Weeks

3B - Ryan Roberts

SS - Troy Tulowitzki

OF - Michael Morse

OF - Chris Young

OF - Nick Markakis

U - Freddie Freeman

U - Alex Rios

SP - CC Sabathia

SP - Jon Lester

SP - Madison Bumgarner

RP - Jim Johnson

RP - Grant Balfour

P - Chris Carpenter

P - Brandon Morrow

P - Jaime Garcia

P - Jhoulys Chacin

Bench

OF - Lorenzo Cain

2B - Brian Roberts

2B/SS - Jamey Carroll

SP - Ivan Nova

SP - Jorge De La Rosa

SP - Philip Humber

Either Ethier (eitherethier)

C - Buster Posey

1B - Prince Fielder

2B - Aaron Hill

3B - Pablo Sandoval

SS - Derek Jeter

OF - Andre Ethier (ed. Of course)

OF - Lance Berkman

OF - Torii Hunter

U - Alexei Ramirez

U - Stephen Drew

SP - Roy Halladay

SP - Dan Haren

SP - Tommy Hanson

RP - Joel Hanrahan

RP - Neftali Feliz

Bench

OF - Mike Trout

OF - Jose Tabata

2B - Freddy Sanchez

1B/OF - Garrett Jones

C - Ramon Hernandez

OF - David DeJesus

El Pelone (????)

C - J.P. Arencibia

1B - Eric Hosmer

2B - Kelly Johnson

3B - Evan Longoria

SS - Starlin Castro

OF - Jacoby Ellsbury

OF - Josh Hamilton

OF - Peter Bourjos

SP - Ian Kennedy

SP - Mat Latos

SP - Shaun Marcum

RP - Heath Bell

RP - J.J. Putz

P - Jordan Walden

P - Ted Lilly

P - Roy Oswalt

P - Francisco Cordero

Bench

1B/OF - Kendrys Morales

OF - Jason Bay

SP - Javier Vazquez

SP - Chris Capuano

SP - Mike Leake

SP - R.A. Dickey

SP - Luke Hochevar

SP - Aaron Harang

Elysian Park Echoes (????)

C - Wilson Ramos

1B - Joey Votto

2B - Jason Kipnis

3B - Ryan Zimmerman

SS - Asdrubal Cabrera

OF - Curtis Granderson

OF - Carl Crawford

OF - Colby Rasmus

U - Carlos Quentin

U - Angel Pagan

SP - Matt Cain

SP - James Shields

SP - Josh Beckett

RP - Drew Storen

RP - Ryan Madson

P - Brandon League

P- David Robertson

P - Anibal Sanchez

P - Hiroki Kuroda

Bench

2B - Jose Altuva

1B/OF - Lucas Duda

C- Salvador Perez

1B/3B - Chris Davis

SP - James McDonald

SP - Jake Peavy

Glendale Bus Dodgers (riffraffselbow)

C - Mike Napoli

1B - Michael Young

2B - Dustin Pedroia

3B - Mark Reynolds

SS - Emilio Bonifacio

OF - Justin Upton

OF - Matt Holliday

OF - Jeff Francoeur

U - Ike Davis

U - Russell Martin

SP - Adam Wainwright

SP - Matt Garza

SP - Johnny Cueto

RP - Mariano Rivera

RP - Javy Guerra

P - Tim Hudson

P - A.J, Burnet

P - Trevor Cahill

P - Hong-Chih Kuo

Bench

1B/OF - Brandon Belt

Of - Grady Sizemore

OF - Ben Revere

SS - Rafael Furcal

U - Manny Ramirez

OF - Eric Thames

Good Time Boys (funkyjam)

C - Miguel Montero

1B - James Loney

2B - Jemile Weeks

3B - Aramis Ramirez

SS - Yunel Escobar

OF - Hunter Pence

OF - Alex Gordon

OF - Logan Morrison

U - Jesus Montero

U - Daniel Murphy

SP - Justin Verlander

SP - Cliff Lee

SP - Zack Greinke

RP - Kenley Jansen

RP - Sergio Romo

P - Chad Billingsley

P - Vance Worley

P - Eric O'Flaherty

P - Tyler Clippard

Bench

OF - Yonder Alonso

OF - Jerry Sands

C - AJ Ellis

2B/SS - Ryan Theriot

2B - Mark Ellis

2B/3B/OF - Jerry Hairston Jr.

Kubo (nihon10s)

C - Joe Mauer

1B - Paul Konerko

2B - Michael Cuddyer

3B - Adrian Beltre

SS - Ian Desmond

OF - Matt Kemp

OF - Ichiro Suzuki

OF - Coco Crisp

U - David ORtiz

U - Matt Joyce

SP - Felix Hernandez

SP - Gio Gonzalez

SP - Jordan Zimmermann

RP - Craig Kimbrel

RP - Sergio Santos

P - Kyle Farnsworth

P - Brandon McCarthy

P - Mike Minor

P - Jonathan Sanchez

Bench

C - Devin Mesoraco

C - John Buck

RP - Jonny Venters

SP - Brett Myers

RP - Joaquin Benoit

RP - Rex Brothers

Megabison (Dodger of Trolleys)

C - Alex Avila

1B - Adam Lind

2B - Robinson Cano

3B - Alex Rodriguez

SS - Jose Reyes

OF - Nelson Cruz

OF - Shin-Soo Choo

OF - Shane Victorino

U - Jason Heyward

U - Adam Jones

SP - Brandon Beachy

SP - Ervin Santana

SP - Wandy Rodriguez

RP - Jason Motte

RP - Joe Nathan

P - Justin Masterson

P - Aaron Crow

P - Francisco Liriano

P - Carlos Zambrano

Bench

OF - Alejandro De Aza

OF - Jason Kubel

1B/OF - Carlos Lee

3B/SS - Jed Lowrie

RP - Vinnie Pestano

SP - Henderson Alvarez

NedColletti (Phil Gurnee)

C - Carlos Santana

1B - Billy Butler

2B - Neil Walker

3B - Chase Headley

SS - Marco Scutaro

OF - Ryan Braun

OF - Andrew McCutchen

OF - Dexter Fowler

U - Jhonny Peralta

U - Justin Morneau

SP - Yovani Gallardo

SP - CJ Wilson

SP - Josh Johnson

RP - Cory LUebke

RP - Chris Sale

P - Derek Holland

P - Colby Lewis

P - Juan Nicasio

P - Jeff Niemann

Bench

3B - Pedro Alvarez

SS - Dee Gordon

2B - Danny Espinosa

2B/OF - Allen Craig

RP - Kris Medlen

SP - Rubby De La Rosa

Paris Dodger Germain (Jojo93160)

C - Kurt Suzuki

1B - Miguel Cabrera

2B - Ben Zobrist

3B - David Wright

SS - JJ Hardy

OF - Howie Kendrick

OF - Jayson Werth

OF - Cameron Maybin

U - Brandon Phillips

U - Melky Cabrera

SP - Tim Lincecum

SP - Daniel Hudson

SP - Ryan Dempster

RP - Jonathan Papelbon

RP - Huston Street

P - Chris Perez

P - Alexi Ogando

P - John Danks

P - Jonathon Niese

Bench

1B- Gaby Sanchez

OF - Brennan Boesch

OF - Dayan Viciedo

SS - Alcides Escobar

2B - Omar Infante

RP - Juan Abreu

The 4down Experience (Ivdown)

C - Matt Wieters

1B - Albert Pujols

2B - Dustin Ackley

3B - Chipper Jones

SS - Hanley Ramirez

OF - Jay Bruce

OF - Carlos Beltran

OF - Mark Trumbo

U - Josh Willingham

U - Adam Dunn

SP - Jered Weaver

SP - Stephen Strasburg

SP - Michael Pineda

RP - Matt Moore

RP - Brian Wilson

P - Clay Buchholz

P - Jeremy Hellickson

P - Matt Thornton

P - Phil Hughes

Bench

OF - Vernon Wells

OF - Alfonso Soriano

3B - Ian Stewart

3B - Danny Valencia

SP - Ricky Nolasco

SP - Jarrod Parker

Turd Sandwiches (????)

C - Brian McCann

1B - Adrian Gonzalez

2B - Chase Utley

3B - Mike Moustakas

SS - Elvis Andrus

OF - Giancarlo Stanton

OF - B.J. Upton

OF - Brett Gardner

U - Martin Prado

U - Carlos Pena

SP - David Price

SP - Ricky Romero

SP - Ubaldo Jimenez

RP - Andrew Bailey

RP - Addison Reed

P - Max Scherzer

P - Tim Stauffer

P - Mark Buehrle

P - Brian Fuentes

Bench

OF - Bryce Harper

2B - Gordon Beckham

OF - Chris Heisey

1B - Justin Smoak

C - Jarrod Saltalamacchia

SP - Homer Bailey

Valencia Hitmen (The Stuntmen)

C - Chris Iannetta

1B - Ryan Howard

2B - Dan Uggla

3B - David Freese

SS - Jimmy Rollins

OF - Carlos Gonzalez

OF - Desmond Jennings

OF - Drew Stubbs

U - Yoenis Cespedes

U - Edwin Encarnacion

SP - Clayton Kershaw

SP - Yu Darvish

SP - Doug Fister

RP - Jose Valverde

RP - Carlos Marmol

P - Aroldis Chapman

P - Edinson Volquez

P - Johan Santana

P - Matt Capps

Bench

2B/3B/SS - Mike Aviles

OF - Nolan Reimold

U - Vladimir Guerrero

1B/OF - Mike Carp

SP/RP - Josh Collmenter

SP - Gavin Floyd