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Dodger Walk-up Sound Effects


When my son was home recently, we took in a college baseball game and soon found ourselves having the usual discussion. At some point he always comments on a player's lame walk-up music. I then respond by suggesting that the team eliminate walk-up music entirely, and go with appropriate sound effects. In that spirit, I offer my ideas for the Dodgers.

Chad Billingsley: two peals of thunder

Chris Capuano: a pillow tossed onto shag carpet

Todd Coffey: a recording of a Denny's buffet, Sunday morning

A. J. Ellis: Joe West shouts "Ball Four! Take your base!"

Mark Ellis: an old Regina vacuum cleaner

Scott Elbert: Mr. Burns, "Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener."

Andre Ethier: an erupting volcano

Dee Gordon: WHOOOOSHHH!

Javy Guerra: a slamming door, followed by the mouse click of the Cheers "We Win" posting

Matt Guerrier: from an old movie, a calendar's pages turn, thirty-six times

Tony Gwynn, Jr.: The San Diego Chicken, choking

Jerry Hairston: A knock at a door, followed by a free copy of The Watchtower

Aaron Harang: Lasorda discussing Dave Kingman's performance

Kenley Jansen: a bazooka

Matt Kemp: a rampaging bison charges across Yellowstone

Adam Kennedy: a rocking chair and a walker on linoleum

Clayton Kershaw: Vin says "public enemy number 1"

Ted Lilly (DL): Namesake Theodore Roosevelt: "Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft."

Josh Lindblom: Albuquerque traffic

James Loney: 50,000 people sigh

Mike MacDougal: Lisa Simpson, "Dad, that's Mac Tonight."

Juan Rivera: a cash register

Justin Sellers: a tattoo needle

Matt Treanor: a beach volleyball game

Juan Uribe: many coins circle a drain

Jamey Wright: Bones McCoy, "He's dead, Jim."

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