Things I Would Rather Have Than Juan Pierre

by Andrew on May 25, 2007 8:49 AM PDT in News

A monkey

A horsey

Neifi!

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I'd love to have that guy on the Dodgers instead of Juan Pierre. I'd get to crack jokes about him all the time, and relax knowing that we don't have Dusty Baker looking for an excuse to start him as much as possible.

by Rich @ True Blue LA on May 25, 2007 9:01 AM PDT reply actions

I like how ...

... the monkey also doubles as a pile of poop.

by J Worley on May 25, 2007 11:23 AM PDT reply actions

Re

My artistic ability has been insulted, and I won't stand for that!

What's the proper procedure for challenging someone to a duel over the internet?

by Andrew on May 25, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Duel

I think you have to draw a picture of yourself slapping Worley in the face with a leather glove.

by Rich @ True Blue LA on May 25, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Duel

by Andrew on May 26, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow

That's officially the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Can we make that picture the new logo for this site?

by Rich @ True Blue LA on May 26, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions

That's a bit harsh

I was thinking Sesame Street cowboy hat.

by StolenMonkey86 on May 25, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Now, little Juan

is your problem.

This guy has made a career off his 2003 season.
And that's all he has done. He's probably one of the most overrated players in the NL. I cannot believe Ned Coletti was foolish enough to hand him so much money over so many years.

He was so frustrating to watch last season.

visiting from Bleed Cubbie Blue

by SD Smooth Jazz Man on May 26, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

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2012 Dodgers Payroll

Italics denote estimates
Pos	No	Player	2012 Salary
C	17	Ellis	$500,000	team control
1B	7	Loney	$6,375,000
2B	14	Ellis	$2,500,000
3B	5	Uribe	$8,000,000
SS	9	Gordon	$485,000	team control
LF	21	Rivera	$4,000,000
CF	27	Kemp	$10,000,000
RF	16	Ethier	$10,950,000

IF/OF	6	Hairston	$2,250,000
OF	10	Gwynn	$850,000
2B/3B	3	Kennedy	$800,000
C	18	Treanor	$850,000
IF	12	Sellers	$485,000	team control

SP	22	Kershaw	$6,000,000
SP	58	Billingsley	$9,000,000
SP	29	Lilly	$12,000,000
SP	37	Capuano	$3,000,000
SP	44	Harang	$3,000,000

CL	54	Guerra	$485,000	team control
RHP	74	Jansen	$500,000	team control
RHP	55	Guerrier	$4,750,000
RHP		Coffey	$1,000,000
RHP	66	MacDougal	$650,000
LHP	57	Elbert	$485,000	team control
RHP	36	Hawksworth	$500,000	team control

TJ	41	De La Rosa	$485,000	team control

		Manny	$8,087,432	deferred
		Andruw	$3,375,000	deferred
		Pierre	$3,050,000	deferred
		Furcal	$3,000,000	deferred
		Kuroda	$2,000,000	deferred
		Garland	$1,500,000	option buyout
		Blake	$1,250,000	option buyout

Totals			$112,162,432
For more detailed information, click here.
Players on 40-man roster used as roster fillers until moves are made. Current 40-man roster count: 40 (not including Belisario)

2012 Non-Roster Invitees

No	Player	Age*
63	Jose Ascanio rhp	27
61	Alberto Castillo lhp	36
60	Matt Chico lhp	29
35	John Grabow lhp	33
59	Angel Guzman rhp	30
47	Wil Ledezma lhp	31
72	Shane Lindsay rhp	27
62	Fernando Nieve rhp	29
73	Scott Rice lhp	30
70	Will Savage rhp	27
71	Ryan Tucker rhp	25

30	Josh Bard c	34
82	Griff Erickson c	24
81	Matt Wallachc	26
67	Jeff Baisley 3b/1b	29
62	Luis Cruz ss/2b	28
33	Josh Fields 3b	29
64	Lance Zawadzki if	27
56	Cory Sullivan of	32

*Age on June 30, 2012
NRI count: 19 For more info, click here.

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