Things I Would Rather Have Than Juan Pierre

by Andrew on May 25, 2007 8:49 AM PDT in News Comment 8 comments

A monkey

A horsey

Neifi!

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Neifinator

I'd love to have that guy on the Dodgers instead of Juan Pierre. I'd get to crack jokes about him all the time, and relax knowing that we don't have Dusty Baker looking for an excuse to start him as much as possible.

by Rich on May 25, 2007 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like how ...

... the monkey also doubles as a pile of poop.

by J Worley on May 25, 2007 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re

My artistic ability has been insulted, and I won't stand for that!

What's the proper procedure for challenging someone to a duel over the internet?

by Andrew on May 25, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Duel

I think you have to draw a picture of yourself slapping Worley in the face with a leather glove.

by Rich on May 25, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Duel

by Andrew on May 26, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

That's officially the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Can we make that picture the new logo for this site?

by Rich on May 26, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a bit harsh

I was thinking Sesame Street cowboy hat.

by StolenMonkey86 on May 25, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now, little Juan

is your problem.

This guy has made a career off his 2003 season.
And that's all he has done. He's probably one of the most overrated players in the NL. I cannot believe Ned Coletti was foolish enough to hand him so much money over so many years.

He was so frustrating to watch last season.

visiting from Bleed Cubbie Blue

by SD Smooth Jazz Man on May 26, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs