A few days ago, Deadspin was reporting that the dress Jose Lima's wife wore the day he sang the national anthem went up on E-Bay. This story started as fairly amusing, but it gets better.
As a lark fellow SBN blogger Adam Morris of Lonestar Ball put in a bid for the dress. As these things tend to go, he's now the owner of a brand new dress. If winning the dress wasn't enough of a reward, he gets the true prize, an autographed photo of Mrs. Lima herself. Adam is looking for the perfect words, why don't you give him a hand?