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My Name Has Been Attached To A Semi Respectable Organization

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Sports Illustrated is currently running a poll on the best Dodger blog on the web. Despite me not offering any type of bribe or anything, my name got attached to this thing. I know, I'm as surprised as you are.

Now, I realize that Dodger Thoughts is going to quite deservedly win this thing. Jon does this blogging thing several thousand times better than I do. In fact, I gave serious consideration to voting for him myself.

Since actually winning this thing is completely out of the question, I've set a more modest goal: one percent. Seems reasonable enough. Heck, you don't even have to think I'm the best to give me a vote, just be like those guys who didn't vote Cal Ripken Jr. into the Hall of Fame because he was going to get in anyway.

Since I'm already prostituting myself out, I'll add one more thing to sweeten the deal. Anyone who votes for me will get photos featuring myself in compromising positions. A worthwhile gift that can spark any couple's love life.

You should probably just ignore that last paragraph. In fact, just re read the paragraph above it twice.