Andrew: Now child, this is Dad's collection of baseball memorobilia. This guy that I have all these cards of, that's Alfredo Griffin. For some reason, I have 15 of him all neatly organized.
Andrew's Child: What's that up there?
Andrew: That's my collection of bobble heads, they used to give those out all the time a while ago. That guy right there, that's Kirk Gibson. You remember him from that video I showed you.
AC: Wow, who's that.
Andrew: That's Hideo Nomo, you know, he was the first person to come from Japan and pitch in the big leagues. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be able to tell you about the time Hiroki Kuroda hit for the cycle.
AC: Wow. Who's that next to him?
Andrew: Let me see...Joe...Beimel? You know, honestly I don't remember. Say, did I ever tell you about the time that Chan Ho Park tried to kung fu kick someone?
AC: Can I go ride bikes now?
(Note that this scene is based on the very inaccurate assumption that a woman would choose to breed with a blogger.)
(Upon further review this isn't funny. I'm sorry.)