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The Pros And Cons Of Real Life

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Pros:

Scenic views. I spent Sunday afternoon up in Palos Verdes Peninsula walking along the cliffs.
Gives you the opportunity to meet women. They have soft skin.
Creates stories so I can talk about things other than the relative merits of defensive metrics.
Get a skin tone other than ghost white.

Cons:

Miss Andre Ethier win the game in dramatic fashion and get hoisted off the field.

I'll think more about the consequences of my actions next time.