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The Pros And Cons Of Real Life


Scenic views. I spent Sunday afternoon up in Palos Verdes Peninsula walking along the cliffs.
Gives you the opportunity to meet women. They have soft skin.
Creates stories so I can talk about things other than the relative merits of defensive metrics.
Get a skin tone other than ghost white.


Miss Andre Ethier win the game in dramatic fashion and get hoisted off the field.

I'll think more about the consequences of my actions next time.