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I had a whole section on Claudio Vargas written out, mostly about how unlike Milton, Estes, and...

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I had a whole section on Claudio Vargas written out, mostly about how unlike Milton, Estes, and Weaver, he was given a major-league contract rather than just a spring training invite. But all that's out the window after Monday, because Claudio Vargas has committed the unthinkable: he allowed a home run to our favorite fat sack of crap, Andruw Jones. That alone should disqualify him - and if it doesn't, the three other homers he's allowed in just 8.1 innings so far ought to.

An excerpt from Mike Scioscia's Tragic Illness' excellent breakdown of the Dodgers' 5th starter candidates.