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Miguel Olivo, who bit the ear of teammate Alex Guerrero in Triple-A Albuquerque's game on Tuesday morning in Salt Lake City, was interviewed in spring training by Telemundo.
Asked what he would do if he wasn't a baseball player, Olivo said (translated), "I would like to be a boxer like #MikeTyson but without biting an ear."
You can't make this stuff up.